BTeam Redux

We’re basically Thanksgiving’s drunk cousin—setting fire to the calendar, letting flatulence have a parade, and even tying the knot inside a haunted mansion. If that’s not a reason to tune in, I don’t know what is.

When a tiny 3 % tax cap turns into a municipal showdown, and a $950 ‘arrest‑in‑front‑of‑your‑wife’ becomes the most bizarre Valentine’s gift ever, reality is finally outdoing fiction.

We’re not just mourning Buddy Holly—on Feb 3 we light a candle, pour a drink, and declare war on Spotify’s algorithms. It’s the one day a red‑Muppet, a vintage record player, and a stubborn generation collide in glorious, sarcastic rebellion.

We spent an hour debating whether a toaster needs two‑factor authentication, celebrated a dessert nobody asked for, and warned that AI might be stealing women’s jobs—all before the coffee even finished heating. Welcome to the wild side of morning radio.

National Escape Day is the only day you’re socially permitted to mentally evacuate your life like a burning Waffle House—faking your own death just to dodge that group text has never felt so legit.

When the federal aid vanishes into a phantom classroom and the nation crowns a day for professional grumps, the truth is stranger—and funnier—than any fake degree

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a 47‑page Terms of Service, a warm NSA hug, and a kazoo solo that makes stepping on Lego feel like a spa day

What if I told you there’s a national holiday that celebrates the very thing we all try to ignore? Join us as we dig into the weirdest calendar‑date‑ever—Thomas Crapper Day—and discover why a toilet‑named hero is the perfect lens for politics, capitalism, and our collective need for a good laugh

From Toad‑Hollow Day of Encouragement to Bubble‑Wrap Appreciation Day, we’re unwrapping the quirkiest holidays that no one warned you about—plus the extreme‑cold warning that’s turning the Gulf Coast into a frozen‑dessert. Tune in, grab a coat (and maybe some peanut brittle), and discover why the most ridiculous calendar events might just be the secret weapon you need to survive January.

If you need a whole day to measure your feet, I’ve got bad news about how long it’s going to take you to sort out the rest of your life.” – Bobby Dewrell, B‑Team Morning Show

We’re celebrating ‘Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day’ while perfecting the ultimate Irish goodbye—because if you can explain macro‑economics to a furry tyrant, you can disappear from any group chat without a trace.

"We thought ‘casual Friday’ was the peak of workplace comfort—until the whole nation decided to swap jeans for elastic waistbands and suddenly the only thing louder than our Zoom chatter is the sigh of collective relief."