The B Team Morning Show

National Prosecco Day is that made-up calendar square where we all pretend a fizzy Italian bottle deserves a parade because adulthood is just errands with better carbonation. You don’t celebrate it so much as you surrender to it—pop, pour, and let the tiny bubbles convince you your decisions are “festive” and not “concerning.” It’s the official holiday of brunch math, where one glass is “a treat,” two is “self-care,” and three is “networking.” Anyway, mark it down, because the only thing more dangerous than sparkling wine is the confidence it gives people with group chats and plans.