Tuna Rights Day: How a Radio Show Turned Civil Liberties Into a Mayonnaise‑Fueled Identity Crisis

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. A little bubble gum from Matt Minotaur this morning. Yeah, he listened to your 80s pop station this morning. 100.3 The Groove. (00:16) Good morning, Emerald Coast. Reaches the beaches and rocks and docks. That was your... Yeah, that was an old station. Was that the surf? Yeah. Reaches the beaches and rocks and docks from Pensacola to Panama City. (00:32) How was the signal in Fort Walton? I sucked. Didn't exist. Damn tower was up in Pensacola Farms. We couldn't get signal there. Literally. The station was there next to Liza Jackson. (00:51) Yeah. That's where the studios were. Right over by Frank the Bank's office. Yeah. Yeah. And you could literally driving down that portion of 98. It was in and out. Well, I know what that's like. (01:07) 55 degrees and fair skies on a Tuesday morning. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show back at it. Brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (01:24) Back with you. Did you miss me Thursday, Friday, Monday? You know, you were gone. I was gone. Yeah. I'm glad to be back over here and cheer to you. Now, Tom did well. How did Jim do? He did all right. (01:40) Better. Yeah. So you think he's got potential? I didn't say that. Okay. How'd the bourbon podcast go? You know, it went well. It went well. It's probably our best one we ever did. Good. Yeah. (01:55) Good. I freeze up my Friday nights now. Hell yeah. Well, today. Tom running the board was an adventure. Oh, he did? Yeah. All right. Yeah. (02:11) You'll have to go back and listen. The first commercial break, there's a remix. Somehow he flipped one of the soundboard buttons over to where it was on hold. And he couldn't figure out how to get it out of hold. And so you get, well. (02:26) I'm leaving that one in. Yeah, that's funny. A little stuttering. Well, today on your National Dig calendar, the first thing we want to talk about is so important to me. (02:42) Tuna Rides Day. Yeah. Yeah. You know, because nothing screams civil liberties like fighting for a fish that still ends up in a sandwich without a lawyer. Yeah. I just saw, I actually saw a fish with a head on it on a sandwich. Tuna Rides Day is that annual civic ceremony where we pretend to fish in a can, has a legal team, and somehow everybody acts like that's the weird part of the week. (03:07) Yeah. You know, it's a holiday built on equal parts guilt, bravado, and, well, mayonnaise. You know, people raise awareness by eating the evidence and calling it activism. But the faithful will argue about the ethical sourcing like they're negotiating a peace treaty and then toss the lid in the trash with like a tiny little guillotine. (03:26) You know, so stick around because, you know, once you start assigning civil liberties to lunch, the rest of the society gets real negotiable real fast. You got to fight for your right. For tuna. For tuna. (03:42) There you go. Tuna Rides Day on a Tuesday morning. It's the B Team. It's Gathered Black and Bobby Dewrell. A little chillier outside than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, it's been like that since Friday. 55 degrees, a high of 80 today. We'll check your forecast in the next 10 minutes. (03:59) Still don't know. 100.3 KROCK. It's the cars and my best friend's girl on a Tuesday morning. Beautiful clear skies and dust in Fort Walton Beach, but 55 degrees is where we sit currently outside a high today of 80. (04:15) That full forecast is coming up in just a little bit. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team morning show is on the air and you can find us online. At TheBTeamShow.com. That's right. If you missed anything from the last several days of content from the national holidays to local news and events, wacky news, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature and more, including the show on demand, you can find it all at TheBTeamShow.com. (04:44) How snazzy is that? Yeah, it's pretty. It's pretty smart fella put that together. Smart feller. Well, today on the National Day calendar, we celebrate you little five year olds. It's kindergarten day. (05:01) Oh, it's Declan Day. Declan Day. Yeah, we're the biggest drama club in the country. Yeah. It's Declan Day. Declan Day. Declan Day. Yeah, we're the biggest dramas, glue sticks and snack time. (05:18) And somehow that's still more organized than most adults I know. You didn't even mention recess. Well, that's not part of the drama. Drama is glue sticks and snack time. Whatever. Do not put the glue sticks on the Nutri-Grain bar. (05:35) Or eat the glue. Or eat the glue. Hey, kindergarten day is that special little calendar prank where grown adults pretend that the most feral year of human development is somehow to honor instead of quietly survive. You know, it's a celebration of tiny people with huge feelings, sticky hands, and the raw confidence to ask you why you're old while you're still paying off your own student loans. (05:59) Yeah, everybody's supposed to clap for finger paint, masterpieces, practice sharing, and remember the sacred classroom virtues. Nap time, snack time, and tattling with conviction. Snack time and tattling with conviction. (06:14) Consider it a public service announcement disguised as a holiday. Because nothing says community like being emotionally humbled by someone who can't tie their shoes but can absolutely read your soul. It's kindergarten day. (06:30) And shout out to you, kindergarten teachers out there. Oh, that's right. Special place in heaven for them. You know, I'm pretty sure they can murder three crack whores and still go to heaven. They might solve a lot of problems around Fort Walton these days, you know that? (06:45) I mean, they ain't got nothing to worry about. I'm a kindergarten teacher. Oh, yes, ma'am. Right here. Here's your punch card. You know, the fourth one's free. Kill three, get a fourth free? (07:02) Yeah, it's a two for three. Make it an even five. Just round up. We're going to take a break, pay a couple bills. On the way, music from Boston, Billy Squire, Aerosmith, CCR, and more. Right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (07:17) Billy Squire and everybody wants you on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. It's the B Team Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell. Nope, nobody wants Billy Squire anymore, though. No, no. What was the song that you said ended his career? (07:34) Rock Me Tonight. It was all because of the video. Yeah, the video. It was a great song, and then the video came out in a time period when everybody was homophobic. Yeah, and it just didn't resonate. (07:50) Very effeminate. Now, it probably would have done well in 2022. Yeah, maybe. I kind of expected to see a resurgence in it. Even the gays say it was gay. Wow. Even Freddie Mercury turned his nose to it. (08:07) Yeah. Well, today on the National Day calendar, when I see this, all I can think of is Clint Eastwood and Gran Torino. Grumpy old man. It's keep off the grass day. Oh yeah, because nothing says freedom like celebrating a lawn rule your HOA already enforces with joy of a parking ticket. (08:28) Yeah, that's one way to look at it. It's keep off the grass day, folks, and it's that precious little calendar tantrum where we pretend lawns have feelings and your sneakers are a hate crime. You know, for 24 hours, we honor the sacred suburban altar by not stepping on the green stuff. (08:46) Not because it matters, but because nothing thrills an adult like enforcing a rule nobody asked for. You know, it's part public service announcement, part power trip, and part excuse to stare out a window judging strangers like it's a sport. (09:01) You know, play along if you want. Just remember, the grass will recover, but your neighbor's personality won't. And that's all she wrote. Yeah. Keep off the grass day. Simple as that. Yeah. Can't you listen? All right, stick tight. We've got one more day to talk about here in less than 10 minutes. (09:20) Then we'll check local news with Dan Diamond and get our way into the 7 o'clock hour. Actually, I believe Lynn Fair from Mid-South Bank is going to come in around 7.15 to talk about Customer Appreciation Day on Thursday. (09:36) Yeah, so it's only one day a year that they appreciate their customers, so you better show up. That's right, so don't miss out. You're one chance. Otherwise, you're just a paycheck. You're a pay—yeah. Do you want the paycheck and the sandwich? Then show up on Thursday. (09:52) We'll learn more about that here in just a little bit. Here's CCR, down on the corner. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.7. 100.3 KROCK. There goes Smith, and love it, an elevator. How come you never see yellow elevators? Yellow-vators. (10:08) I don't know. They always paint them just that stainless steel. Well, not paint, but that's the only style you see them in. Damn, I think it'd be so much cool if you had yellow-vators. You okay over there? (10:24) That poor fellow that has to paint the stainless steel. And most of them are named Otis. Yep, that is true. 55 degrees outside, a high today of 80. Remember, if you missed anything on the B Team Morning Show in the recent days, you can find it all online at thebteamshow.com, including the national holidays that we always talk about during the 6 o'clock hour, and today is Big Word Day on the National Day Calendar. (10:57) Yeah, I noticed you kept this one until last. You were scared of it, weren't you? It's okay. It doesn't have to intimidate you. It was actually scared of me. Yeah, well, I know you're from Iowa, and that's one of the longest words you know. Four letters. (11:14) You know what, it has taken so long to get you there, and I'm so proud of you that you know how many letters it is now. There's four in Florida, too. F-L-O-R-I-T-A. Yeah, it's F-L-O-R-I-T-A. See, it's smaller. (11:30) The thing about today is, it's a day when people use utilize instead of use, and expect applause for turning the sentence into a hostage situation. Whatever. (11:46) It's Big Word Day, and it's that annual little pageant where grown adults dust off their thesaurus like they're family heirlooms and start lobbying fancy syllables around to feel something again. A thesaurus is like a dictionary. (12:03) Yeah, but I got a funny story to tell you. Go ahead. Well, I figured you were sitting over there wondering about dinosaurs right now. Anyway, look, the whole point is to use the biggest words you can manage correctly, ideally, unless you're Schuyler, while pretending it's not just a competitive overcompensation with better lighting. (12:22) See, people will pontificate instead of talk, ingest instead of eat, and vociferate instead of admit that they're mad. You know, all in the name of education and absolutely not ego. Absurd, sure, but so is paying extra for artisanal water. (12:41) And look how that turned out. That book you mentioned there at the top of the description for today. Thesaurus. Right. You didn't know how to pronounce it. I know how to pronounce it, but my granddad? Yeah. The Thesaurus. (12:56) Thesaurus. I had no chance, Bobby. God help us. Instead of Thesaurus. Thesaurus. You got to go get that Saurus there. (13:15) Which one? You know, the one. The one, yeah. The one with the front. Big word day. Celebrate however you see fit. That's right. Or, you know, enjoy. Yeah. Enjoy. (13:30) It's 655. Why don't we take a break and take a look at local news this morning. Dan Diamond has that coming up next right here on 100.3 KROCK. Give me three steps. (13:46) Skinner just after 7 o'clock on a Tuesday morning. Beautiful sunshine coming up over Choctawhatchee Bay. It's going to be a beautiful day here in northwest Florida. 54 right now. Not too warm out there, but a high today of 80. (14:01) So, give it a little time. It'll hustle. It'll warm up. Be real nice before it is over. It's the B Team Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell back with you. After being gone Thursday, Friday, Monday. (14:17) You had Jim with Bobby on Thursday. You had Tom with Bobby Friday and Monday. It was wonderful. I'll bet it was. It was. That's why I'm doing some of the work from those shows this morning. (14:32) Yeah. I wasn't doing it. I was doing everything else. That's true. You feel almost like a circus clown, don't you? Riding a unicycle. Yeah, but at least I just had people deciding to gripe and complain that I just wasn't pulling it together. (14:51) Whatever. Who was doing that? Oh, I don't know. Somebody that just broke my will to live. Oh. Oh. You think Will was just yanking your chain? I don't care. He hurt me. (15:07) I'm upset. I'm going to cry about it. Yeah. He thought that might crank your tractor and get you moving, but it didn't. It didn't. Yeah. You don't motivate me with harsh words. That doesn't work with Bobby. (15:22) That's right. Will, you hearing that? That's right. Can't ever do that again. I'm sensitive. I told him. I said, you know, Bobby's just convinced that I changed Taylor's name on my phone to Will and that I was sending that from her phone to my phone. (15:39) The names weren't showing up. Oh. There was no names on it. That's why I said you can't send it to yourself and say that you're the best. No. Just giving you a hard time, Will. I know what you said about Bobby was, well, it might have been real, but well, the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office is now investigating an armed home invasion robbery that occurred late Sunday night. (16:10) It happened at a residence on Pilgrim Avenue near Fort Walton Beach. Now, according to the Sheriff's Office, deputies responded to the scene after receiving a report of suspects inside the home. Multiple occupants were safely located and no life-threatening injuries were reported, the Sheriff's Office says. (16:28) Preliminary information indicates that two masked suspects entered the residence, demanded property, and fled the area before deputies arrived. Investigators are working to determine the suspects' identities and gather evidence related to the case as the investigation is ongoing. (16:47) Anyone with information, surveillance footage, or who may have seen suspicious activity in the area around the time of the incident is asked to contact the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office or the Emerald Coast Crime Stoppers. Yeah. Help out. (17:02) Help out. Do something. Help a feller. All right. Coming up here later on. Don't be a Will. Yeah. Don't be a Goolsby. Is that what we're just going to start? So Will is like the new member of the LGB community? Yeah. (17:17) We're going to name him Quentin. Call him Quill. That's right. Yeah. Larry. Barry. Hey, you got to be careful. Gary. Got to be careful. One of them's a Cadillac driver now. (17:33) Really? Yeah. Why did Gary upgrade? Yeah, it's not Gary. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I saw that over the weekend. Larry, how about that new ride? (17:48) It's got him a Caddy. Yeah. You know, you're going to be a big baller attorney. You got a big baller high dollar. I know. The car's got to match the wardrobe. That's right. That's right. You can't walk around in salmon pants and drive a Hyundai. (18:03) Absolutely not. Absolutely not. If you're going for the luxury look, it's got to be both in the wardrobe and in the wheels. So, congratulations on that new car there, Larry. Yeah. They say lawyers don't make money. (18:18) Sure would be nice to write a check for it, just like you did. Yeah. I paid cash. Paid cash. Cold, hard cash. That's right. That he never reported to the IRS. Stick tight. We'll check your forecast in just a little bit. (18:33) Stevie Ray Vaughan and cold shots on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Def Leppard in a photograph on a beautiful Tuesday morning here in Okaloosa County. (18:50) Fifty-four degrees outside right now. A little bit on the cool side, but it's going to warm up a high today of 80. Yeah. We're going to get to Bobby's age this afternoon. Yeah. In temp. There we go. (19:05) He's 80 now? Yeah. Why not? It feels good. He's almost half of 102. Huh? You're almost half of 102. You need to work on your math, man. (19:22) You're 52 now, right? Yeah. That's not almost half. That's a little over. He's a young'un. Oh, yeah. That is right. Dang it. I suck with math and words. Well, you know what? You didn't even have to have that whole sentence. (19:38) You could have stopped after the second word. Today is National Compliment Day, Bobby. Why don't you go ahead and participate? I tried to help you by saying you don't need to use as many words. Did you get a compliment out of that one? (19:54) What the hell did you do to your headsets, man? I don't know. I can't get this out of my head. You broke them. No? Yeah, you did. See, in Bobby's words, that is a compliment, by the way. (20:11) There you go, see? Lynn gets me. Sounded like a compliment to me. Alright. Yay. Thanks. So good to be back. You're feeling the love this morning? I am. I am. (20:27) You should have heard it when you weren't here. I can only imagine. Oh, it was nice. Sunshine and rainbows, like I said. Yeah, like I said. I bet it was real nice for you. Yeah, Tom had a lot of nice things to say about you. Now, Tom would. Bobby wouldn't. Tom would say all sorts of nice things. (20:45) Yeah. Yeah, they were nice. He just doesn't cut me any slack. Gives me no breaks. He's like the brother you never wanted. I just get beat up every single day. (21:01) Oh, poor little thing. You cry, you frickin' river. Well, we're not crying. Frickin' millennials. We're not crying Thursday because it's the one day we appreciate customers at Mid-South Bank. (21:16) We appreciate customers every day, Schuyler. Oh, so Bobby was wrong about that. He was a little wrong about that. We love our customers. So you don't appreciate customers on Thursday? We are extra specially. Okay, so that's the one day you're customer appreciation. (21:31) I didn't name it. Next year we'll do customer appreciation year. That's true. We can do that, yes. Maybe an anniversary of celebrating another year of customer appreciation. I'm just saying. We can do it on Sundays at the bank. (21:47) Yeah, that sounds good for the best. Well, customer appreciation day is coming to Mid-South Bank on Thursday. As in like two days from now. From 11 till 2. Corner of Beale and Carmel right here in Fort Walton Beach. (22:03) And tell me all about what you've got planned on Thursday. Well, I believe that Lenny Subs is coming. I believe that there's going to be some pirates. We're going to have a few treasure hunts. Is this all in ink or is this just belief? (22:21) It's a loose flow. I've been told by several people that there will be pirates. Allegedly. I feel like she just got through talking to the legal department. Allegedly there is going to be a crew there I heard. (22:41) Is that right? Yeah, that is right. And I will be dressed as a pirate. What about your employees? They will be too. Is that their choice or are you mandating that? We will have fun that day. (22:57) That is correct. We do like work. Otherwise they have to walk the plank, you know. That's rough. Because there's no water. Otherwise we're going to put charity on the poop deck. (23:13) I heard that charity is coming as a pirate. Is she? Yeah. Alright. So it goes on from 11 until 2 on Thursday at Mid-South Bank. But stop on by. There's going to be free food from Lenny's. So whether you're a customer or you're interested in being a customer and doing your personal banking or business banking with Mid-South Bank, stop on by. (23:36) Chat with Len and her team and check it out. And there will be music. Pirate music. Pirate music. Now, I thought you actually have some live music there. We do. We have live music and we've asked them to learn a few pirate-y songs. (23:52) Yeah. As long as I'm not singing. No, you are. But you are going to have real live music there. We're going to have real live music, food, you know, the Billy Bell-like crew, me and our crew. (24:11) And we have some gifts to give away. Ooh, what are you giving away? Well, that's a secret. So you have to show up to find out. Toaster. Toaster. It's been years since we've given away toasters at banks. (24:27) Hey, you've got to bring it back. It's called retro now. That's true. That's hilarious. Excuse me, she's going to be modern. Toaster oven. Air fryer. Microwave. Air fryer. So hopefully the kids from ASHA are going to come. (24:46) And so we're going to have a treasure hunt. Encourage kids to save. And we're going to have spin a wheel for a gift. So it should be a lot of fun. You know what I'm hearing out of Lynn? There's a lot of I believe and I think. (25:02) I'm ready to show up to figure out how a treasure hunt encourages kids to save. Hey, you know, so just go find some treasure. Because if you haven't saved. Exactly. Well, you can use your treasure to save, Bobby. (25:19) That's right. And in other news this morning, deputies are investigating an armed home invasion robbery in Fort Wilson Beach. We're going to have a seminar on how to save. It's brought to you by Hard Rock. Oh. Right. (25:36) Because that works so well. That's right. They're going to give their financial prudence seminar. So online at thebteamshow.com, if you click on the events tab, you'll be able to find the details of all the fun stuff planned at Mid-South on Thursday. (25:51) But come on out. Free lunch from Lenny's. Some of us in the crew of Bowlegs will be out there. I heard Bobby's not going to be there. Or not dress. I'm just a Bob humbug. He's a Bob humbug. He is. We need to change that, you know. (26:08) I know. I mean, like, a little bit more Sonny disposition. Yeah. No. No? No. Sonny Bob. Sonny Bob. Sonny Bob. (26:23) I like it. I prefer being partly Bobby. Partly Bobby. This is more like dark and Bobby. But come on out and join us. It should be a lot of fun. Free food from Lenny's. Also gifts from Mid-South Bank. It's Customer Appreciation Day on Thursday from 11 till 2. (26:40) Stop by and see us at Mid-South Bank right here in Fort Walton Beach. What else you got to add? Let's see. There might be a carnival coming up in June. Carnival? Yeah. Well, we've got a clown right here. That's what I was going to say. (26:55) Actually, this guy does balloon animals. Yeah? Really? Mm-hmm. How did I not know this? I mean, I do everything. I can't help it. We can juggle? That's right. Really? (27:10) That's right. So when did you start doing balloon animals and why? High school. I was a clown. Like I said. Did I misspeak? Did I stutter? (27:25) Did I stutter? All right. Yeah. In college, I was in a children's theater group. We toured Alabama, Georgia, and Florida. But, yeah. Wow. That was back when he liked people and kids. Yeah. Back when I had a sunny disposition. (27:41) Before he was beaten down by the man. Before he was the Grinch, yes. That's right. No, I'm just partly Bobby with a chance at Jack Wagon. Oh, jeez. Oh, the positivity is just so good this morning. Hey, don't miss out on the fun coming up on Thursday at Mid-South Bank. (27:58) So, looking forward to it. We'll talk a little more about that carnival idea. All righty. All right. We will. But. Yeah. All righty. All right. We will. But. Yeah. Pirates Food and Gifts, Thursday at Mid-South. (28:13) Come on out and join us. We want to see you there. That's right. It's 730. We're going to take a break. Ask Uncle Bobby coming up in the next 20 minutes right here on the BT Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. Sponsored by Dr. Jeff Risley and Coastal Vascular and Interventional. (28:28) If you feel a new sensation, contact your primary doctor today. Yeah, there you go. I don't know if he wanted me to say that or not. It's the BT Morning Show on a beautiful, beautiful Tuesday morning. (28:47) 741 is the time. 61 degrees. We're starting to warm up out there today. A high close to 80 by the end of the afternoon and mid to upper 70s in the forecast all the way through the work week. But this weekend, if you are anxiously awaiting not having to use your irrigation and sprinkler system in your yard, there's a chance for some rain Saturday evening and Sunday. (29:15) Potentially. Yes. Potentially. Potentially. So we'll see if that actually happens. But it's been a quite dry spring so far. Yeah, a little bit. We could certainly use a little bit of rainfall here in northwest Florida. (29:32) Hey, we talked about Customer Appreciation Day on Thursday at Mid-South Bank with Lynn like 10 minutes ago. Huh? Huh? God Almighty. But coming up on Saturday is the 25th Anniversary Celebration of Liza Jackson Preparatory School. (29:52) Yes it is. That's right. From 11 to 1.30 on Saturday. Stop on out at the school corner of Hospital Road. And Lewis-Turner Boulevard here in Fort Walton Beach, from 11 till 1.30. There's going to be a DJ, food trucks, all sorts of games and activities for parents and kids, and it's free and open to the public. (30:13) So stop on out to the school, if you're current staff, if you're former staff, if you're an alum, a student, parent, or maybe you're interested in your child attending Liza Jackson at some point. Or if you just want to go hang out. Yeah, you know, it's a unique feat to reach that 25-year mark as a charter school. (30:35) You were telling me about that. I did not realize that most of them didn't last but a decade. Oh, I mean, if they make it that far. And why is that? (30:50) I think it's just a matter of the nature of what it is. It can be pretty hard. It's an exacting standard that you've got to get. You've got to get students there. It's like starting a business, right? It really is. (31:10) Well, a quarter of a century is a big time mark for them. So don't miss out on the open house coming up on Saturday at Liza Jackson Preparatory School. We've got more details on that event as well. Also on our website, just click on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (31:29) Coming up in about four minutes, we're going to ask Uncle Bobby for advice this morning. So stick tight. We'll get to that here in just a few. In the meantime, a little cowbell from the Blue Oyster Cults. Don't fear the reaper, by KROCK. Blue Oyster Cults, Don't Fear the Reaper on the B Team Morning Show. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi. (31:54) Miramar Beach, I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Durrell. It's 748, 61 degrees outside right now and close to 80 in the forecast by this afternoon. That full forecast is coming up here in just a little bit, plus local news not too far away with Mr. Dan Diamond himself. (32:13) But the music in the background tells us one thing. It's time for Ask Uncle Bobby, your daily advice. That's right, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right, TomCat Custom Apparel reminding you that Mother's Day is coming up, which means family photos, brunch reservations, and dad suddenly realizing they were supposed to plan something. (32:33) Well, reach out to TomCat Custom Apparel and get matching shirts for your family for those photos, because nothing says we look like a functioning unit like matching shirts. That way you can take your 35mm film right to Kmart and get it developed in one hour afterward. (32:49) That's right, it's just so hard to look at you right now. I know, I know. I'm going to do like the old school wall phone thing and just basically lean my shoulder into the headphones here. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, on your question this morning, you hear from the Casual Contractatastrophe. (33:12) They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I... It's like somebody knew it was Big Word Day or something. We're going to call him Triple C, okay? I'm in a friends with benefits situation that has turned into constant stress and mixed emotions. (33:31) It is no longer fun, but I can't seem to end it cleanly. How do I get out of it without making things worse? Well, first of all, you don't need a heart-to-heart, okay? You need paperwork. Look, this thing's turned into a subscription you forgot to cancel and now it's charging your soul monthly with surprise fees. (33:53) Draft a relationship lease agreement and hand it over like you are the landlord of intimacy, okay? Put the basics in writing, terms, approved hours, noise complaints, and a clean, dignified break clause that kicks in the moment anyone starts using the word confused. (34:12) Now, listen, people respect boundaries way more than they look like something they could staple, okay? Now, add a security deposit, emotional, financial, or just the simple promise that if anybody catches feelings, they pay a cancellation penalty in the form of never texting again. (34:30) Now, you got to go full romantic minimalism here, okay? Fewer discussions, fewer late-night postmortems, fewer little check-ins that somehow turn into a two-hour TED talk on why they are complicated, all right? If they resist the agreement, congratulations, you just found the exit door because anybody allergic to clarity is running a scam. (34:53) Finally, you got to treat your time like a deductible expense, okay? If it does not reduce stress, increase joy, or at least come with snacks in silence, write it off. (35:08) You are not trapped in a situation ship, you are trapped in bad accounting. Huh, so it's a financial thing. Well, I mean, did you listen? Yeah. Okay, I don't think you did. (35:27) Relationship lease agreement. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, okay, maybe it wasn't. All right, well, there you go. There's your advice this morning from Uncle Bobby. Really helps when your co-host is engaged. (35:43) My bad, my bad. It's my first morning back. There you go. Ask Uncle Bobby if you paid attention this morning. It was all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. Buy TomCat Custom Apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. (36:03) That's profound. That's way better than where the custom apparel is custom. It just dresses it up a little more. It does, you know, it does. It's kind of like a customer appreciation day every day. (36:18) Exactly. All right, let's take a break. Local news is next on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. Miss Junebug, if you're listening, that one's for you. (36:34) Absolutely. Bad to the bone, George Thorogood on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. Scott Urblak and Bobby Dewrell just a few minutes after 8 on a gorgeous Tuesday morning. Lots of sunshine outside. (36:50) A high today of 80. We're at 63 in Destin for Walton Beach right now. And playoff baseball is here. Choctaw, Nisville, South Walton, and Rocky Bayou all begin their playoff chase as the Florida High School Athletic Association released its brackets yesterday. (37:11) And four area teams punched their ticket into the postseason. In Class 5A Region 1, second-seeded Nisville will take on seventh-seeded Beachside in that first-round matchup. In Class 4A Region 1, top-seeded Choctaw will take on eighth-seeded Baker County. (37:29) In Class 3A, number one-seeded South Walton will take on eighth-seeded Wolfson. And in Class 1A Region 1, seventh-seeded Rocky Bayou will take on second-seeded St. Joseph's Academy. (37:44) And just a reminder, Brady Brooks will have the call for you. Choctaw baseball postseason on 1037, the ticket. So, good luck to all of our area teams on the Diamond here in the postseason. (37:59) By the way, if you've missed anything that we've talked about this morning, you can find it all online at our website, thebteamshow.com. Get over there. Yeah, it's all right there. For the Aryan community. Larry, Gary, Barry, the LGBs, and Will. (38:19) And now Will. And now Will. The L-G-B-T-W. That's right. That's kind of like, did you see the new Canadian acronym for all the L-G-B-T-Q-I-A-plus community that they've got? (38:34) It's now up to like 15 letters. So, maybe the W actually fits into the Canadian LGB community. Because I know how much Will likes Canada. This is a shocking study out there, Bobby. (38:51) A new survey found that the average person is losing about six hours a week just dealing with cleaning, prep, and recovery. Basically, it's a full workday gone at home. The constant pressure is adding up. And in just the past few months, people say they've missed social plans, avoided having guests over, and even gotten into arguments because their homes weren't clean. (39:13) And most say they can't even relax until things are tidy, leaving many feeling overwhelmed and disappointed that adult life isn't as fun as they expected. And clutter isn't just a chore. It's cutting into free time and quality of life. (39:28) So, messy homes mean less free time. Who'd have thought that there's actually responsibilities as an adult? Yeah. Kindergarteners, we were talking to you earlier. It's kindergarten day. You have no idea how lucky you are right now. (39:46) You only have to worry about recess, waking up to put your clothes on to go to school in the morning, and now you're a month away from summer vacation. What I would do to be a kid again. (40:02) It's 8.09. The final hour of the show is on the air this Tuesday morning. We're going to keep digging on a few more stories for you out there and keep you updated on some other local events coming up the rest of the week and into the weekend. There's a lot going on right now. (40:20) Right now, though, for Bobby, we'll play this one. Phil Collins and I Don't Care Anymore. It's the B Team Morning Show. 100.3 KROCK. Space Truckin' Deep Purple on 100.3 KROCK. That sounds kind of trippy. (40:40) Yeah. Space truckin'? Yeah. Why do you think it's trippy? Well, knowing that Deep Purple was kind of an acid rock hippie band. That's us too. And then a song called Space Truckin'? It doesn't make a lot of sense. It's kind of like in a God of DeVita. (40:58) Yeah. Or the God of Velveeta, as you like to say. That's right. I'm the God of Velveeta, baby. Did he like Velveeta cheese or something? Apparently so. If he was the God of it. I guess. Day 23 on a gorgeous Tuesday morning. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Mirabar Beach. (41:26) Are women or men more likely to be gold diggers? Women. Bobby says, ain't no question. Well, it turns out the idea of a gold digger isn't just about women anymore. (41:42) A new study found that men apparently are just as likely, if not more likely, to date for money. Especially certain groups of men who scored highest on gold digging behavior. Researchers say the biggest red flags aren't gender, they're personality traits. (42:02) And people who show narcissism, manipulative behavior, and even psychopathic tendencies were more likely to chase partners for financial gain. They also found these types tend to have high confidence in their own attractiveness, often live in big cities, and may present themselves as charming or emotionally aware to win people over. (42:23) But one warning is some men may come off as especially sensitive or progressive on the surface, but could still be motivated by money behind the scenes. So apparently, apparently guys can do that too. (42:40) But if they live in big cities and they're progressive, they're probably gay men in San Francisco. Potentially. You think? Could be. I think I'm onto something here, Bobby. I think I'm onto something. Don't forget, coming up on Saturday, it's the 25th anniversary celebration of Liza Jackson Preparatory School. (43:02) Gonna be a fun open house, open to the public from 11 till 1.30 this Saturday, April 25th. And then two weeks from this weekend is a big day. We've got the crawfish boil and boats event at Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach. (43:20) 500 pounds of fresh crawfish for free. Thought you were going to say, Do we dusting fish? No, that was last Friday. I know. But 500 pounds of crawfish will be boiled and served for free at Marine Max in Fort Walton Beach on Saturday, May 9th from 11 till 3. (43:42) That's a lot of crawfish. That's a lot of crawfish. So come get yourself some. That's a datter to you. Yeah, that's a lot of puppies right there. And then that afternoon, we drive up to Crestview for America 250. (43:58) Big parade, vendors, food trucks, celebration, live music and guest speakers and more. Should be a ton of fun. Looking forward to that event. That'll be a late afternoon and evening hours, downtown Crestview. And we've got the details to both of these events and so many more on this handy dandy little website called the bteamshow.com. (44:21) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that thing. Yeah. Bobby, it looks pretty good. Ah, you know, it's getting there. Well, I want to thank the guy for putting that together. Hey, we got a new logo coming out. We got some other things coming. We've got the new Facebook page too, officialbteamshow.com. (44:41) We're back on the Facebook. You should go check that out. We're trying to keep that updated with some show notes and events and all the fun things. So, you know, we're trying to get there. We're trying. The effort is there. Of course, we've got all sorts of good stuff at the website too, including the show on demand anytime you want to hear it. (45:02) So if you missed a show, you can go back and listen to The Rewind, which is the show in its entirety, or click on the Redux, which is just clips from the show itself. So be sure to visit our website, thebteamshow.com and check it out. Plus your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature and the opportunity to buy some of that prized Do-Bob merch. (45:25) That's right. You know you want it. You do. You do. Everybody wants it. Look at your forecast is next. The Doobie Brothers, Jethro Tull, and Journey on the way after the break on 100.3 KROCK. And Teacher on a 100.3 KROCK. (45:41) Fort Walton, Choctaw, Niceville, Destin, high school kids. Here's an idea for you. Modeled after what folks up in Kansas did. A group of Kansas teens decided to ditch the limo and went for something way more memorable. (45:58) But you know what? Here's what I thought was funny about that whole story. Oh, I see a couple of funny things out of this. Yeah. The kids from Seaman High School went to prom in the Wiener. I feel like that was one of the missing scenes from the Blockers movie like 10 years ago. (46:15) Yep. Yeah. Yep. Students from Seaman High School in Topeka spotted the iconic Wienermobile in a grocery store parking lot and jokingly asked if they could take them to prom. To their surprise, the crew said yes. The group rolled up to prom in the giant hot dog-shaped vehicle, turning heads and creating what they called a once-in-a-lifetime moment. (46:36) So every dad's worst nightmare on prom night came true before prom even started. That's right. It's nothing better than your daughter riding a Wiener to prom. You went there. ACDC Dirty Deeds. (46:55) It's done in the Wienermobile. It's the BT Morning Show. Get ready to rave. A fool for your lovin', it's White Snake on the Classic Rock Station. (47:12) 100.3k rock. 8.50 is the time, which means we ain't got no time left. Which means Tom is just wanting to gear up for a 15-minute soliloquy. Yeah. Tom, I was trying to edit down the redux from yesterday from you and Bobby's show, and well, you wouldn't stop talking, so I didn't get the entire show because you went into the 9 o'clock hour, and it stops recording at 9 o'clock. (47:39) He was talking until 9.03. So if you hear the redux from yesterday and you wonder why it just abruptly cuts off Tom mid-sentence, that's why. That's why. Even it got tired of listening to it. (47:54) Yeah. Even Kat tells him when to shut up, even when she's not around. I want to thank you all for dialing in and spending this beautiful Tuesday morning with us. I want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach for sponsoring the show as they do each and every single morning. (48:18) Hope you all have an enjoyable rest of your Tuesday. Bobby and I'll be back tomorrow morning at 6 to do it all over again. In the meantime, time for us to go. I'm Scott Thurblank. Bobby Dewrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show. You're leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. (48:36) Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and well, we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride we call a morning show, but it's come that time of day. We've got to get out of here. So you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out. (48:51) And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.