Tree Pollen Day & Turkey Neck Soup: The Gross National Holidays Making March Go Out Like a Lump

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. We're at 63 degrees outside right now, but lower humidity making it feel like 56 with a little bit of an east wind hitting us this morning here on Choctahatchee Bay. (00:18) Good morning Emerald Coast. How are you? I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell will be here in just a little while. We are the B Team Morning Show. Coming your way weekday mornings from 6 to 9 right here on 100.3 KROCK. All sponsored by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outcast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:41) It's going to be a fairly nice day out there today. For the most part, cloudy skies but a high of 74 this afternoon. But something we haven't seen for a couple weeks is the chance of rain. We've got rain chances tomorrow and Wednesday before another chance coming up on Easter Sunday pops back into the forecast. (01:03) We'll get to all that here in just a little bit. Don't forget to check us out online at TheBTeamShow.com. All of our daily show notes from local events to local stories, wacky stories, national holidays, and of course the show on demand. (01:19) And all of those Ask Uncle Bobby daily bits all available online anytime you want them at TheBTeamShow.com. Powered by Frank and Karen Bennett, your mortgage experts in Fort Walton Beach, now with Loan Depot. (01:34) Just saw Bobby pull in so he'll be on with me next break. In the meantime, Nazareth, hair of the dog. 38 special Back Where You Belong on a Monday morning. Bobby's back where he belongs on the throne of Mike 2. Yeah, there we go. (01:50) The throne of preference this morning. Is that what it is? The throne of preference? Yeah. There you go. And they said it was No King's Day. I have to laugh because Tim Walz tweeted out No King's on Saturday and the GOP saw it. (02:05) So they retweeted his and quoted him and posted a picture of him and said, well, no queens do. Well, you know, I thought it was it was funny. You know, there's there's been one president that demanded everybody do a certain health care. (02:21) You have to do it. It starts with an O. Yeah. It ends with Obama. There was there was one president that that absolutely demanded you get in an ouchie a shot. The Fauci ouchie or, you know, you're just an American, but you must do it. (02:38) The one that starts with a B and ends with an item. Yeah. Yeah. So there's there's been two that have taken position of kings demanding what everyone does. But but that party wants to call the other guy a king. I know. (02:53) Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds. No, that's just called stupidity. Yeah. Yeah. And if you want to debate me about it, call into the studio. Go ahead. Yeah. Just be prepared. Dan will take you over on 94. Yeah, that's right. (03:08) We got a phone in the studio now, but it won't work. Live Oaks coming on Thursday this week to hook it up. Oh, yeah. Sure. It's live. OK. So anyway. Yeah. BT Morning Show is on the air this Monday morning. (03:25) Yes. And taking a look at the National Day calendar. Yeah. It's tree pollen day, apparently. Yeah. You're talking a little funny right now. Oh, man. Every every vehicle I have is just colored in yellow. (03:40) I've got some Clorox in the back. You want to sniff that? Might clear it out for you. Maybe help. It might help. Might help. Let's take a look at the National Day calendar, because nothing says March 30th quite like Turkey Neck Soup Day. Yeah. (03:55) Yeah. The one holiday that says I survived Thanksgiving by boiling evidence and calling it comfort. I mean. Oh, gosh, man. You know, this is people that looked at the majestic bird and said, yeah, I want that part right there that resembles a shoelace used. (04:16) The turkey pecker. Oh, man. Turkey Neck Soup Day is that special little speed bump on the calendar where we all stare straight into the pot and, well, admit we as a species, we can turn leftovers into a personality. (04:31) Yeah. You take the part of the bird nobody wanted to make eye contact with. You simmer it until it gives up all of its secrets. And then you pretend the whole thing is tradition instead of I refuse to waste anything on this economy. (04:46) Look, it's not about flavor so much as principle. You know, it's thrift dressed up like comfort and nostalgia with a faint whiff of regret. And today we honor that noble instinct. You know, the one that says if you can't fix your problems, at least you can boil the hell out of them into a broth. (05:09) What? You don't like turkey necks? Yeah. I've made it before. I make turkey broth. Just not usually in March. Generally not. No, no. Turkey carcass soup comes a little closer to Thanksgiving for me. (05:24) Although, I will admit, there's been some times that I've canned it and I'm probably getting through the last of it right about now. Oh, yeah. It's the end of soup season. Right. Yeah. So I get it. You know, use it before it goes bad. (05:39) Mm-hmm. We'll check your marine forecast in just a bit. Right now, Pink Floyd, comfortably numb. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Comfortably numb from Pink Floyd on a Monday morning, kind of like we are. (05:54) Yeah. Comfortably numb. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. The B Team morning show is on the air. Hope everybody had a nice weekend. Weather-wise, things were pretty good. Hey, thanks was good. And you wonder why people call you a hick. (06:11) Oh, do you want to tell that story? Walking around with a toothpick hanging out your mouth. Thanks was good. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway. Monday morning. We're getting with it. The B Team morning show is on the air. (06:27) Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And speaking of Stripes, they have some of my favorite chicken. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And today is National Hot Chicken Day. (06:43) God, are you in a foul mood or what? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Just saying. From turkey neck day to hot chicken day, you kind of seem to be on theme. Yeah, we kind of do. Yeah. Duck day coming up. It's like this place is haunted by a poultry geist. (06:59) Oh, shoot. Oh, man. But hey, that's cool. It's hot chicken day. You know, because nothing says celebration like, I don't know, setting your mouth on fire and pretending it's culture instead of bad decisions. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. (07:14) I love hot chicken. Yeah, well, I mean, we can't seem to keep a hot chicken place around here. Remember Nashville Hot? Yeah. That didn't last. And then we had the, what was it called, Dixie Chicken that was in the Cefco? Yeah. Yep, didn't last. So anyway, people around here don't like hot chicken. (07:30) I guess not. Ha, ha, ha. Screw them. Hot Chicken Day is, well, it's that little annual reminder that humans will voluntarily pay money to sweat through their eyebrows and call it flavor. Yeah. It's a celebration of crispy fried chicken baptized in cayenne and bad decisions. (07:46) You know, where the rules are simple. You eat, you brag, you pretend you're fine, and you lie to your friends about how it's not that hot. Yeah. Everybody knows it's ridiculous, which is kind of the whole point. I mean, if you think about it, this is less a holiday and more a televised stress test for your ego and digestive tract. (08:05) Mm-hmm. Yeah. Stick around because we're just getting the oil hot. All right. National Hot Chicken Day on a Monday. He's right. You better thank a hot chicken. You better. Ha, ha, ha. Every last one of them feathers, you better. (08:21) That was a very good Kamala impersonation, Bobby. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. You got that one down. Do you wash your collars in the bathtub, too? Yeah. You know I do. Down. Do you wash your collars in the bathtub, too? Yeah. You know I do. Ha, ha, ha. All right. (08:36) Stay with us. It is 6.30. The B Team Morning Show is rolling on on a Monday morning. Remember, you can find a full listing of local events on our website at thebteamshow.com. We've got a couple that we're going to talk about later on in the morning. Plus, I believe Lynn Fair. (08:51) You know, we know Lynn from Mid-South Bank. Mm-hmm. But she's going to be joining us this morning as a member of the pause board to talk about the hoarding case that they just took in over the weekend. Yeah. And we've got to work with her on how you spell fair, too. (09:06) Yeah. She spells it about as bad as you spell Schuyler. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. F-E-H-R. Yeah. Far. Fur. Fur. Ha, ha, ha. Or the red fur grows. Ha, ha, ha. (09:21) All right. A look at your marine forecast is next. .3K Rock. The Classic Rock Station. It's Monday morning, and there is just no place we'd rather be than right here with you on a Monday morning. That's so right. (09:36) Bobby, we've got to pretend. I'm doing my Tom impersonation. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah. We've got Tom Mason back in mic chair two this morning. You're so right, Schuyler. (09:51) I am so excited to be here today. Ha, ha, ha. Shrimp basket. Ha, ha, ha. Yum. You sold it, Tom. You sold it. Well, the B Team Morning Show rolls on at 642 and currently outside we're at 63 degrees, but an east wind is making it feel a little bit cooler right now. (10:18) Right now it feels like 60 degrees on the nose. We'll see a high of 74 this afternoon, that full forecast coming up in just a bit. Plus Dan Diamond will have local news for you in the next 10 minutes. Also some local events to talk about in the next break, but first we got to get to another national holiday. Yeah, it's National Doctor Day today. That's right. Honoring those heroes that charge you for five minutes and tell you to stop Googling your symptoms. (10:47) WebMD is a great invention. Oh, folks, it is National Doctor's Day and it's that one day a year where we all collectively remember the human body. It's basically, well, it's a haunted house with plumbing and doctors are the ones who walk in anyway with a flashlight and a bill. Yeah. You know, it's a ceremonial pat on the back for the people who tell you to drink water, get sleep, and stop treating your bloodstream like a gas station hot dog. You know, look, hospitals roll out the polite thank you's and patients bring cookies like that cancels out WebMD-induced panic, but everybody pretends the real miracle isn't medicine. It's that anyone can still find parking. You know, consider it the official kickoff of saying, I should really get that checked and then not doing it for another 11 months. Yeah, that's kind of what everybody does. Yeah, I've got this problem. Oh, what did you find out about it? Well, I haven't. I haven't done anything about it. Yeah, I got to get an appointment. Right. All right. National Doctor Day because Bobby doesn't go to doctor's appointments enough. Yeah, sure. Let's let's go with that. What if are you are you like trying to challenge yourself to like do double copays this year versus 2025? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Oh, man. (12:11) Yeah. Between specialists and trying to find a new primary and all. Yeah. Whatever. You can't find a primary now? Whatevs. Yeah, I got to work on that. I got to work. Oh, yeah, because your guy went to a different clinic and now he's a specialist. Yeah, he became a specialist. (12:31) And his office gals are awesome. Yeah, they're a little bit of a pain. He's still a great doctor, but just trying to work with his office sometimes is annoying. Bobby annoyed. No, I know. I know. It's hard to believe. It's hard to believe. Queen, you're my best friend. (12:51) That's debatable. 651 is the time. It's the B Team morning show on a Monday. Back at it. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I did want to make note that last week the press release came out from the Fort Walton Beach Police Department about about honoring the National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week coming up on April 12th to the 18th. That's the fancy way to say dispatcher. Yeah. And Bobby and I have participated in this the last several years. But basically you get to sponsor one of the dispatchers and shower them in gifts all week long. It'll be April 12th to the 18th, and they are now looking for people to sign up and sponsor our local dispatchers. Yeah. (13:45) So we've got the link and all the info to contact the right person to make that happen on our events tab at thebteamshow.com. So just wanted to make note of that. If you are interested in helping us honor our area dispatchers, you can do so. Just click on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (14:03) Well, today we've got one more day on the National Day calendar to reveal. And I like this one because it makes us feel better about Mondays. It's National Virtual Vacation Day. Yeah. Yeah. (14:19) The getaway where your boss still pings you and the sand in your keyboard is crumbs from lunch. Yeah. We don't do that here. Well, God bless you. No. Every day is a virtual vacation here. Yeah. Yeah. Virtual Vacation Day, you know, for when your boss won't approve PTO, but will happily watch it recharge in a browser tab. Pack light. You just need one dead-eyed smile, two open spreadsheets, and a little beach wallpaper that screams, I'm fine. (14:48) Kind of like a hostage. Uh-huh. Yeah. All is well here. Yeah. Oh, hey, folks. It is National Virtual Vacation Day. Well, that's what happens when your PTO balance looks like a crime scene and your boss thinks self-care is a pop-up ad. You know, you pick a fake beach, a fake mountain, or a fake Paris cafe, and then you sit in the same chair you've been slowly becoming and pretending the glow of your screen is the sunlight and the sun of your laptop is, well, it's just that hum is the ocean. You know, it's a holiday for people who can't have, you can't leave town, but still want to leave their life for 10 minutes. And honestly, you know, I respect that ambition, Schuyler. I really do. You got to celebrate however you want. Just remember, the only thing more virtual than your vacation is a promise you'll feel refreshed after. (15:44) It's National Virtual Vacation Day. And with that, we're on vacation. We'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. Okay. Maybe not quite. 6.54 is the time the B Team Morning Show rolls on with a look at local news next on 100.3 KROCK. (16:00) Monday mornings. I hear you, Clapton. I can't stand them either. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Blank and Bobby Dewrell. Monday, March 30th. I know. Can you believe it? First quarter of 2026 is done. (16:17) Two days away from Bobby picking on me all day Wednesday. Oh, yeah, sure. Let's go with that. April Fool's Day. I have to have way more energy for that than I signed up for. You're not all rested up from your big international vacation? (16:33) No. No. I have no idea what time it is. You look like you've been beat to death. You know what? I feel like I've been road hard and put up wet. Looking a little rough. 63 degrees. Mostly cloudy skies here in Fort Walton right now. (16:51) A high today of 73 this afternoon. We've got something in the forecast that we haven't had for several weeks starting tomorrow and Wednesday. Chances of rain. We need it. We'll check that full forecast here in just a little bit. The B Team Morning Show is brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (17:16) And by the way, the third annual Fry It for a Cause Fish Fry Fundraiser is coming up in two weeks on Friday, April 17th. Again, it lies at Jackson Park. Meals are $20 apiece. Includes fried fish, hush puppies, fries, and coleslaw catered by Dewey Destin's. (17:36) Dewey Destin's Fish. Yes. I knew you were going to do that. Oh, man. Plates again are $20 apiece. You can find the link to buy them online on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. So get over to the website, check it out. We've got all sorts of good stuff for you there. Try to keep you in the loop about the important things in life here on the Emerald Coast. (18:02) We do what we can. Don't we? Mm-hmm. Airplane passengers are apparently hiring people to serve as line sitters to deal with long lines at airports due to TSA officer shortages. You see this story? Oh, my God. Is this the new side hustle for 2026? (18:17) Yeah. The grocery, Instacart and Uber drivers are a thing of the past. Yeah. They're now all standing in line at TSA. One man in Houston has stood in line for multiple people already and is watching out for their belongings, charging $65 an hour, as well as being reimbursed for airport parking. (18:40) Now, the owner of a New York based line waiting service called the same old line dudes has gotten some requests to stand in line at airports. The company usually charges $25 an hour, but said any airport job would be $35 an hour since chairs aren't allowed and workers would have to be on their feet the entire time. (19:00) Now, since line sitters are only allowed in waiting areas, they can't be kicked out. However, most airports are not supporting the move. That story coming to us from a website I didn't even know existed anymore. Yeah. (19:15) Called MSN. You know, when you see somebody that has a Yahoo or MSN hotmail email account. Yeah. I usually think twice. Yeah. Then if you really get the old one, the old AOL email account, you know, they've had that thing for 30 years. (19:36) But anyway, apparently line sitters are a thing. So if you're struggling to find work, head out to VPS and start handing out people standing in lines. Give them a business card. $65 an hour. Can't beat that. (19:52) All right. Any stories that you're taking a peek at this morning? No, I don't have anything yet. Well, you've been here for an hour and a half. Figured you'd be woke up by now. Nope. Hey, coming up in 30 minutes, we get to ask Uncle Bobby for advice. (20:08) Let's see if I can get him another cup of coffee in the meantime. Get him ready to give that advice this morning. Check your forecast in just a bit. Music on the way from Journey. In the meantime, Bobby, by request, we've got some Bon Jovi. Oh, yeah. There we go. (20:25) Bad Medicine on KROCK. It's the final Monday of March. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. Brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre. Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (20:42) By the way, folks, this weekend, the annual Spring Kite Festival returns to the boardwalk on Okaloosa Island. There's going to be dozens of giant kites shaped like sea turtles, pandas, and lobsters all out there. (20:57) Flying, reaching up to 100 feet in length. Big time kites. It's going to be happening this Saturday and Sunday out at the boardwalk on Okaloosa Island. We've got the event details for you on that at TheBTeamShow.com. (21:16) What's on your radar this morning, Mr. Dewrell? You know, I don't have anything right now. I'm just happy and glad to be here. I can tell. I can tell. Those of you that hadn't heard, Tiger Woods had another rollover crash this weekend. (21:34) He was arrested on Friday for suspicion of DUI after he was involved in a crash not far from his home on Jupiter Island right here in the state of Florida. Now, Woods was speeding in his Land Rover when he tried to pass a truck calling a pressure cleaner, which had slowed down to turn into a driveway. (21:53) He swerved to avoid the truck, but clipped the back of its trailer. The Land Rover then flipped on its side and slid down the road. Officers conducted several tests on Woods after he showed signs of impairment. He submitted a breathalyzer at the jail, but it didn't show any signs of alcohol. (22:09) Now, Woods did refuse to submit a urine test for other drugs. He posted bond later on Friday and was released. Nobody was hurt in the crash, and neither drugs nor alcohol were found in Woods' SUV. But, like you and I were talking off the air, he's been on those painkillers for a long time due to back issues. (22:32) The last time he had that, well, you know, when his ex-wife, Elin, beat the hell out of him 15, 18 years ago with a golf club. He was asking for it. Right. Sure, let's go with that. Yeah, something like that. (22:47) But anyway, that was in the headlines this last weekend. So, not a great look for Tiger. No, it's not. Not his best moment. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. And what are we, two weeks out from the Masters coming up? (23:05) Yeah, something like that. Yeah. It's close. Up in Augusta. Have you ever gone to the Masters? No, I have not. No? Mm-mm. I would love to go. The only problem is, is I need Bobby's checkbook to make it happen. Yeah, sure. (23:20) That's a pretty scary thing, my checkbook. It'll buy you anything you want. All right, we'll take a break. The second half of the 7 o'clock hour is coming up. Of course, Ask Uncle Bobby in about 20 minutes. Get you caught up on your advice this Monday morning. (23:37) Get your week off to a good start. Stay with us. Bruce. Bruce. Yellow on KROCK this morning. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Turrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill and Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi and Miramar Beach. (23:57) Well, through the first two weekends of the NCAA tournament, there are four teams remaining. I was not one of them. No, you fell in the Elite Eight. Man, y'all came out strong. I mean, you led all the way through half. I know. (24:12) They had the lead until seven minutes left in the game. Yeah, and then just couldn't recover. Yep, couldn't make a shot the last five minutes. So, sad to see their run come to an end, but honestly, it was their deepest run since 87, so I should just be appreciative for what it was, right? (24:27) Mm-hmm. So, here you go. Here's your matchups this coming weekend. Second seeded UConn against third seeded Illinois on Saturday afternoon. That'll be the early game, and then the evening game is top seeded Arizona against another one seed, Michigan. (24:44) So, yeah, Final Four is made up of one Big East team, one Big 12 team, and two Big 10 teams. So, that's what it looks like this coming Saturday, and then the championship will be one week from today, next Monday, April 6th. (25:03) So, there you have it. Well, Bobby, we've talked about this guy twice. Yeah. Actually, three times now. Previously, the Kentucky man that won $167 million on the Powerball last year, in trouble again. (25:21) Yeah. James Farthing. Yeah. Was arrested for the third time since winning the lottery. Is this the guy that always wants to get in a diaper? Well, he might be. I haven't seen this story at all. (25:36) I'm going to have to look up his previous charges. But this time, he was accused of breaking into a Lexington home and stealing $12,000 in cash. Now, why would a guy like that need $12,000? Yeah, that doesn't make a lot of sense. (25:52) Police say security cameras captured him entering the home before fleeing, and he was later found with marijuana in his car. This latest arrest adds to a growing list of legal issues since his 2025 win. He was previously arrested in Florida, down in Panama City, for battery and resisting an officer, and earlier this year in Kentucky, on an intimidation charge. (26:13) Ah, okay. Now, there's another lottery winner that's always dressing up in a diaper and trying to hire ladies to come over and change his diaper. That was the 46th president, Bobby. No. No, no, no. Oh. It's a lottery winner. Okay. (26:28) Yeah, the 46th president didn't win the lottery after he said it. But anyway. Now, this guy also still faces a hit-and-run case that he had before he won the lottery. Well, there you go. So, quite the rap sheet. (26:44) And maybe he's blown through that $167 million with all of his attorneys. Could have. Could have. I mean, I'm not saying they're sharks, but somebody's got to pay for those salmon pants. Yeah. Take it on Larry this morning. (27:00) Who, me? No, never. You wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Salmon pants Larry. I respect all attorneys. I can't even say it with a straight face. Not a very good liar, Bobby. Not a terrible liar. (27:15) No, no, seriously, I think I can get it. I respect all attorneys. I can't do it. Why is that so funny? I don't know. Try it one more time. Third time's a charm. I respect all attorneys. (27:30) I can't do it. Just not meant to be, Larry. Sorry. Stick tight. Ask Uncle Bobby coming up in about eight minutes. In the meantime, Motley Crue, shout at the duels? Devil. Yeah, something like that. (27:45) Yeah. 100.3 KROCK this morning. Music from Rush this morning. Limelight, just like the show, Bobby. (28:00) We're in the limelight. That's right. When I think of the tens of people that listen to us every day. I actually just, well, tens plus one. I just got a text from Captain Billy Bowlegs. Oh, yeah? And he's listening to us this morning. He's still in the tens. He's still. Eleven is still in the tens. (28:15) That's true. Trying to get us a bigger number here. But Captain said that our music choice this morning is good. Well, glad he approves. Now that we're talking, he wants to change the channel because he's got that ADD. (28:33) Well, he might want to stick around for some advice this morning. Yeah, you would think. You would think. But he gets enough advice from me all year. Yeah. Captain, your VP's got some words of wisdom this morning to pass along to not just you, but everybody else out there. (28:50) It's Ask Uncle Bobby, all stitched together by our friends and by TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right. Hey, it's spring break crowds, and they're here, which means you're either hiding from them or trying to make money off of them. And TomCat Custom Apparel would like to remind you that matching shirts helps with option two. (29:12) I don't know if you were here the day we were talking about maybe. No, I don't think you were. We were talking about TomCat starting a delivery. You can order a shirt online, and they'll deliver it right to the beach. Yeah, we can make that happen. I said Bobby could be our Uber driver. (29:27) Yeah, there you go. That's what I need, another side hustle. All right. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, you get a question from the caffeinated side hustle ghost. We were just talking about side hustles. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I have tried a few side hustles, and none of them are bringing in much money. (29:47) I keep hearing about financial freedom, but I'm still barely covering small expenses. What am I doing wrong, and what should I focus on if I want this to actually work? Let me tell you what you're doing wrong. You're doing the one unforgivable thing, and that's believing that the internet meant what it said. These fake guru types sell financial freedom the way a carnival barker sells miracle tonics. You bought two bottles plus the deluxe funnel. If your side hustle is only paying for coffee, congratulations, you've invented a very time-consuming coupon. A side hustle is usually an expensive hobby, wearing a blazer, shaking hands, and insisting it's a business. Dropshipping, dog-walking, flipping, whatever. It all sounds heroic until you realize that the profit margin is basically a polite whisper. The breakthrough you want is not hiding in a new app or another course taught by a guy who rates his coffee or rents his confidence to you. The breakthrough is accepting the quick path to wealth is a myth designed to separate you from your earnings. Did you hear that? The quick path to wealth is a myth that's designed to separate you from your earnings. What you need is not a better plan. It's just a louder delusion. So why not sell wristwatches to penguins? Not because penguins need them, but because it forces you into the only arena where market research becomes a contact sport. If you're going to chase money, at least chase it somewhere the gurus are too scared to follow. And look, when it still doesn't make you a millionaire by Thursday, don't pivot. Perform. Turn the whole failure into a stand-up routine and sell tickets to people who also thought they were the one Etsy listing away from retiring at 28. Look, get rich slowly but painfully, like you're paying a tuition to the University of Reality with internet and late fees. Build something that's embarrassing, stubborn, and slightly unhinged because normal side hustles, well, that's where ambition goes to get padded and stored. (32:10) All right. Tells you all you need to know about side hustles right there. Thank you, Uncle Bobby. You're welcome. Yeah, I do what I can. Shout out to our sponsors. That's right. By Tomcat Custom Apparel and the newest one, Amway. Amway. That's right. I got a way for you to make some money. That's right. You could become a DewBob.com affiliate, by the way. (32:35) That's right. And remember, when you get that Amway pitch, it's all for the Lord, too. Yeah, that's true. It's all for the Lord's kingdom. That's true. I have noticed that they are now a Christian values-based system. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's 7.51. We'll take a break. Final song of the 7 o'clock hour is coming up right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (33:04) There's the cars on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, Emerald Coast. I hope you're doing well. 65 degrees and cloudy skies in Fort Walton right now. A high today of 74. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell. The B Team Morning Show on the air. The final hour of the show on this Monday morning. Chances of rain in the forecast tomorrow and Wednesday. (33:25) More on that here in just a little bit. Also, I believe Lynn Fair from Mid-South Bank, but also on the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society Board at PAWS will be joining us to talk about a massive intake that PAWS dealt with over the weekend from another hoarding case. So we'll learn more on that here in just a little while. (33:51) Have you ever been on a carnival cruise? No. Never been on a cruise. Period. Period. Well, you always hear about how Holland America and Princess, they seem to be a little bit higher class cruises than carnival. Well, the carnival reputation lived up in another story. A man had planned to propose to his girlfriend during a special dinner aboard a carnival cruise, even buying the ring on board and arranging for staff to help set the moment. But before he could actually pop the question, a waiter showed up early with a dessert and started singing Happy Engagement, completely giving it away. Sounds about right. (34:36) Yep. Now, obviously the couple was caught off guard. The girlfriend laughed and told the table she wasn't engaged yet, while the stunned boyfriend quickly adjusted and proposed on the spot right away. Now, the moment was captured on video and has since gone viral, turning what was supposed to be a surprise into an awkward but memorable story the couple now laughs about. Now, she did still say yes, so it didn't get any more awkward than that, adding later that, you know, we have the worst luck, so it tracks. All right, stay with us. (35:11) Lynn Fair going to be joining us on the air just a little bit to talk about the situation over at PAWS. So, stay with us. That's all in the next 10 minutes. Right now, Ted Nugent, Cat Scratch Fever, 100.3 KROCK. (35:28) Hope everybody's doing well. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell on the air. B Team Show brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Also over on Mic 3 this break, we welcome in our friend Lynn Fair. Well, thank you for having me. (35:43) And Bobby says we need to work on the spelling of your name. Yeah, we need to teach how to spell Fair. I'll tell my husband's parents. That wasn't your maiden name, right? They must have gone to the same school that Schuyler's parents went to. (35:58) You know, I mean. You got to have extra letters in there. You know, if you ever do, like, ask Siri to dial my number. Oh, it doesn't work. No, you have to say it like Shuckley or something. Yeah, no. Android's just given up. It's like, no. (36:14) No. No one buy that name. That's right. It's not trainable? Apparently not. Man. Not on that. Yeah, it is kind of screwed up. Not going to lie. But Lynn is in here this morning not to talk about bank stuff, but to talk about paws. (36:32) And you serve on the board at Paws. And yeah, you had quite an influx of animals this weekend. Now, Panhandle Welfare Society. Not take a break. P-A-W-S. Panhandle Animal Welfare Society. (36:49) Thank you, Bobby. Trying to help. Keeping us on track. I like it. Trying to. She doesn't know how to spell her last name. Let's take a pause. You don't know how to. For Paws. The Paws Paws? The Paws Paws. Yeah, that's like John the Stutter telling us it's Pom Pom Sunday. That was so damn funny. (37:07) He'll have to show you that graphic. Anyway, you dealt with another case of hoarding this last weekend, right? Yes. So, well, since mid-February, we've taken in 146 animals. (37:23) So, this last one was on Thursday in northern Okaloosa County. And there were 77 animals that we took in. They were kind of free-roaming a yard. (37:42) Okay. And so, the 77 animals consisted of 74 dogs, 2 donkeys. One's a baby donkey. Bobby needs that one. Yeah. And a pig. (37:58) And a pig? Mm-hmm. Because why not? Because why not? Everything's better with bacon. Bobby. Are you going to have to tell her the story about a little oink? Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe not now. Aren't you glad you came in? (38:19) I am. How do you know that's not the pig's name? They could have named the pig Bacon. I was just guessing. Everything's better with bacon. Okay. All right. Maybe his first name was Chris. That's right. Middle initial was P. Last name was Bacon. That's right. You never know. So, none of the dogs were in good condition. (38:36) They all needed to be wormed. They have diarrhea, unfortunately. So, you know, I'll make a pun. It was a poopy situation. Yeah. Sounds crappy. Yes. So, you know, and when we do that, that's... (38:56) So, until that person surrenders those animals, they're not really ours. So, we can't send them out to foster. We have to provide for their care, their food. And it can be up to 100 days before we can even get them to foster. (39:15) And to make matters worse, we're just, you know, we're small. We only have kennel space for 54 kennel runs for 54 dogs. We had 52 when they came in. So, we're going to do, you know, the math. We took in 74 dogs. (39:31) So, those 74 dogs can't go anywhere. Right. So, we need stand-up kennels. We need donations, you know. Every animal we take in, and these animals are sick. (39:48) And so, they need medical care. Some of them sicker than others. But it's at least, you know, think about it. When you take your cats to the vet, how much is that? 200-300 bucks every time. Right. So now you're talking, you have sick animals, you have to feed them. (40:06) So it's at least $600 per animal. And that doesn't include the daily care. Yeah, you're talking about 70-some animals. You're talking over $45,000 just in vet and medical expenses here. (40:21) Right. And that doesn't include their food. And that doesn't include our staff. It doesn't include anything like that. We've had two cases like that in 40 days. So it's usually, you know, it'll go to court. (40:39) And so I can't talk particular type of animals or anything like that, but it is a great cost. The biggest thing we need to do is get the adoptable animals out for foster or adoption. So the adoptable animals, or to get people to even come and volunteer at the shelter with the adoptable animals. (41:02) Unfortunately, the animals that were taken in on this case, it has to be staff members that take care of them. I can't even go in and work with them. Really? Yeah. It has to be staff members. (41:17) No pictures can be taken of these animals, so it all has to wait until a judge. Usually that's, you know, between 50 and 100 days, unless this person decides to surrender. (41:32) To surrender, which would be the best case scenario. Yes. All right, so you all need donations, right? We do. We need money, gift cards to tractor supply. Because right now, some of the animals are in crates, but you wouldn't want to be in a crate, you know, for... (41:51) Well, Bobby and I are in here. Yes. Well, this is smaller than that, though. Yeah, this is smaller than most crates. No, no, no. No, the crates are smaller than your room now. (42:06) Geez. Lynn's like, why did I do this? It's almost like herding cats. But, yes, so we need crates, so gift certificates to tractor supply, food, you can go to Amazon. (42:26) Money is always good. We like money. Chewy. And we have Chewy wishlists, Amazon wishlists, and then just getting the word out. All right, well, we're going to post the story that PAWS put out on their Facebook page on our website at thebteamshow.com with links and contact info so that folks can start reaching out and funneling those supplies and money and needs your way. (42:56) Yeah. Well, thank you. Because you're dealing with 120 animals in the last 30 days, basically. Well, 146 animals in the last 40 days, and then the animals that we have. (43:14) On top of that, it's kitten season, and so we have a lot of neonatal kittens that have come in. You can see that on Facebook, too. Life in the shelter goes on, so everybody says, oh, well, that's just that. (43:29) No, we still are picking up strays. We're still getting kittens brought to us and still operating and trying to save all of those animals as we go on. With limited space and limited resources. So if you can help out PAWS, please do so. (43:45) Again, we'll get that posted on our website at thebteamshow.com. Lynn, let's go see if we can line you up with Dan over on 94.3 FTW to talk about this a little bit more. Well, thank you. All right. As always, good to see you. (44:00) Good to see you. Thanks for stopping in. And thanks for being here to herd the two cats in this room. All right, a quick break, and more classic rock is coming up next. Yes and George Thurgood on the way on 100.3 KROCK. (44:16) The little thing she does is magic. There's the police. Yeah, it's whatever women believes. 844 is the time. We are the B Team Morning Show. You can find us online at thebteamshow.com. (44:32) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I've noticed they're starting to do some of that repaving on Eglin Parkway 85, technically. (44:47) It's been going on for a while now. Yeah. One of the lanes in Chalamar has been partially resurfaced. I haven't figured out their method to the madness yet, but it's an interesting process. (45:04) I noticed the far right lane in the southbound lane is repaved basically from Chalamar Elementary to right around Dollar General. Yeah, but there's some other stretches that are repaved down 85 and Fort Walton around Racetrack. (45:24) It's more like patchwork than it is a total repaving project. Yeah, I haven't figured it out yet. I'm sure there's a method. My guess is maybe they're just trying to level out the worst spots before they do a solid surfacing or something. (45:41) I don't know. Could be. But then there's still an awful lot of potholes. Well, we're not the only ones frustrated with it. There's a guy, an 18-year-old kid up in Michigan, who was frustrated by potholes tearing up his car. So he decided to stop waiting for the city and decided to fix the problem himself. (45:59) Yeah. Ali from Dearborn Heights said he spent more than $600 replacing tires after repeatedly hitting deep potholes on a road he drives every day. Well, if you avoid the potholes. You don't have to replace the tires. Just saying. He's a new driver. But fed up, he decided to go to Home Depot and bought buckets of asphalt and filled the holes on his own. (46:18) He posted the DIY repair online and the vehicle quickly went viral, drawing attention from both residents and local officials. City leaders say the road has been patched multiple times, but cold weather and shared responsibility between jurisdictions have slowed a permanent fix. A fall repair is now backed and planned by a $2.6 million grant. (46:38) So you think he'll get reimbursed for his expense there at Home Depot? Should have started a GoFundMe. Should have. He'd probably be a millionaire by now. All right, last tune before we get out of here. Can you believe it? We've almost made it to quitting time on a Monday. (46:53) It's close. Stay with us. We're signing off in 3 minutes and 48 seconds. First, the Scorpions. Big City Nights. 100.3 KROCK. We are out of time. (47:09) It's 50 minutes after 8 o'clock. And I'll tell you what. Well, from 6 to 9, we spent the best three hours we ever could have right here with you. And that's true. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (47:24) We're going to do it again tomorrow because we loved it so much today. Catch us on a terrific Tuesday as we round out the month of March tomorrow. So join us tomorrow morning. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell want to thank all of our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (47:43) I hope you all enjoy the rest of your Monday, and we'll see you back here tomorrow morning. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled right here on this thing we call a morning show. (48:04) But it's come that time of day. We've got to cruise on out of here. So keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.