Bang Clang Day: The Weird Holiday That Turns Your Alarm Clock Into a Rock‑Concert

(00:00) Here's today's BT Redux. 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. It's Monday morning. 6.12 is the time. (00:11) Hope everybody had a great weekend. The B-Team Morning Show is on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. A few spots of some patchy fog this morning. (00:23) Right now 63 degrees. A high today up to 78. We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. The BT Morning Show brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:39) And it's the first day of work. after we sprung forward yesterday and yeah, kind of feeling it. The internal clock is not liking it at the moment. Yeah, it's here. (00:52) So, happy Monday. Yeah. And that alarm clock kind of went off banging and clanging this morning because it's Bang Clang Day. Yeah, that's right. (01:02) The holiday where everyone celebrates by making noise, accomplishing nothing, and we're calling it tradition. I mean, if you think about it, it's basically Congress with sparklers. Woo. Now seriously, Bang Klang Day is that annual civic ritual where we pretend noise equals meaning and everybody acts shocked when the dog files a formal complaint. (01:24) You know, you drag out the pots, the pans, the busted cymbals, and whatever metal object still holds your grudges, and then you just celebrate by making a racket so loud your thoughts evacuate the premises. See, it's not about tradition so much as permission. Permission to be chaotic in public and call it culture. You know, like a parade for the unresolved feelings you have. (01:48) So, you know, stick around because once the clanging stops, the real questions start. What exactly were you trying to drown out, Jamp? Yeah. Bang clang day. (01:59) That's a strange thing. Yeah. But that's how we're starting the morning. That's it. (02:06) That's your Monday. We got a fever for cowbell. That's what we want to hear clanging around here. Blue Oyster Cult, don't fear the reaper. (02:14) It's bang clang day on 100.3 KROQ. Steve Miller in Fly Like an Eagle on the V Team Morning Show, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. By the way, I heard from Debbie that's at La Sala Events Center in Navarre, and she sent me a picture last night, but she had several people that said, hey, I heard Schuyler and Bobby talking about the comedy show on the radio. Oh, thanks guys. (02:46) So anyway, yeah. Thanks for thanks for going and supporting the the show over there in the bar. Yeah. Yeah, thanks a lot Appreciate you guys. (02:54) Thanks for thanks for actually listening and spreading the word Who listens to radio anymore? Well, we know Sixty-three degrees and overcast skies. It's the B team morning show. I'm Schuyler Black. (03:08) He's Bobby Dewrell. By the way, yeah, fly like an eagle. Time keeps on slipping into the future. It literally did slip into the future yesterday by an hour. (03:17) Yeah, that it did. We sprung forward. And we got, well, we got three days here and we never decided on which one we were going to talk about. Well, that didn't get you upset? (03:28) Didn't throw you into a frenzy? No. Didn't make you panic? I knew it. (03:37) I knew what he was putting down. I was picking it up. Today is panic day, folks. Yeah, or as the Democrats call it, day. (03:44) Day. Just every man look look hey, you know come on man It's the one holiday where your to-do list throws hands your phone screams, and somehow you're still expected to act like it's festive God sounds like fun right I know somebody that people like that are walking poop shows yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, we we know a few of them. Hey I Uh, panic day is that glorious little civic holiday where we honor the one tradition nobody needs help with. (04:11) Yeah. Losing our minds on schedule. Yeah. You, you wake up, pick a harmless detail, your, your inbox, your finances, that weird noise your car has been making since 2019. (04:21) And you treat it like the final boss of your entire personality. Yeah, the rules are simple. You got a catastrophize Responsibility hydrate it if you remember and under no circumstances except reassurance because that ruins the sport So it's not about fixing anything It's about getting a head start on the breakdown. You were already planning for Thursday. (04:46) I Happy Panic Day, folks. And happy day, Democrats. Or go to the disco. Go to the disco. (04:56) Panic at the disco. Panic at the disco. See what I did there? Yeah, but it's not 9 in the afternoon. (05:01) It's 629, a quick break, and more Classic Rock is coming up next on 100.3 KROQ. 63 degrees and areas of some fog this morning, especially around the water and low-lying areas Should burn off as we move the rest of the mid-morning hours and a high of 78 this afternoon How you doing everybody? It's Monday. The B team morning show is on the air Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell Getting with it. (05:32) I think I think we're starting to catch up. My coffee's kicking in his coke is kicking in sure We're rocking and rolling And we're celebrating another day for dentists out there. Because last week we had Oreo cookie day and dentist day on the same day and this week we start out with false teeth day. Yeah, celebrating the only thing that disappears faster than your paycheck. (06:02) Yeah, especially if you're on meth. Yeah, false teeth day is that sacred little calendar prank where we pretend dentures are a lifestyle choice and not a mechanical failure with branding. Yeah, it's a tribute to the brave souls who can smile, chew, and threaten a steak without their mouthparts making a break for it like a parolee. Look, you celebrate by cleaning them, clicking them, maybe misplacing them in a napkin at dinner like a magician with no respect for his audience. (06:28) And listen, if you don't wear them, congratulations. Today's about practicing for the future because time comes for everybody and it doesn't knock. Did your granddad have falsies? Oh yeah, so did my dad. (06:43) Oh, your dad did too? Yeah, my granddad got falsies. I don't know why, but he chose to have all of his teeth pulled when he was 18. My dad was in his early 20s and he only had like eight original teeth left. (06:58) Really? Yeah, he had full uppers and a partial. I mean, honestly, some people, it's not even just lack of dental hygiene, it's just some people just have bad teeth. Yeah, dad, his teeth were super brittle and he had something like eight abscesses going at the same time. (07:20) Just don't even deal with that mess. Right, right. Which, I would say, in the last 60 years, dental care has gotten considerably better, just like everything. False teeth day. (07:32) It's a day I didn't know was on the calendar, but I do now. Here's a Styx, because it couldn't be a Monday morning B-Team Morning Show without Bobby's favorite band. Yeah, exactly. We got too much time on our hands. (07:49) Yeah, let's go with that. B-Team Morning Show is on the air. 100.3 K-Rock. Yes, and heaven's on fire on a Monday morning. (08:03) By the way, uh, just want to let you all know, Bobby and I had a great time. I'm grilling out the other day at mid South bank. It is true. Did a good job. (08:11) Uh, actually it was encouraged to open a food truck. We were, yeah, we were. And Lynn was encouraged to, uh, to be part of the staff, um, as, uh, as a server or a line cook expo. Not as a chef. (08:32) She showed up. She did. She was great being a cashier. Dependable. (08:39) Dependable, reliable. If we needed something, she was on it. Within reason. Yeah. (08:48) But actually, we had a really good turnout. I had over 90 folks show up, have lunch with us. It was a good day. Raised a lot of money for Trey and his family. (08:59) So if you came out on Friday, thank you. Yeah, we appreciate it. Yeah, we do appreciate y'all. Thanks for thanks for showing up and we'll Probably do a couple of more of those this summer spring summer as it gets here. (09:12) Mm-hmm. So should be fun looking forward to doing more but if you came out Friday weather-wise it was it was a beautiful day and If your name is Larry hips or yeah, Frank the Bank Bennett, that's right You were just a couple of the folks that were out. That's right. Salmon salmon shorts were warned that they were and And we forgot to get a picture. (09:32) We were supposed to get a picture and pop that up on social media. So I apologize, Larry. I got distracted. Well, we'll do another one. (09:38) Yeah. It was the salmon shorts that threw me off. Yeah, that can distract you. That can distract you. (09:45) It's the B-Team Morning Show on a Monday. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell minutes away from 7 o'clock with one last national holiday to talk about today. It's Monday, get over it, get over it day. (10:00) That's right, because nothing screams emotional maturity like a calendar reminder to stop whining on schedule. Kind of like the people at Uptown Station every Friday night. Yeah, yeah, get over it day is that annual little speed bump on the calendar where we all pretend emotional baggage has an off switch and a warranty, yeah. It's a day you look your grudges in the eye and put them on the head and tell them, well, Time to go live on a farm upstate. (10:39) Right after you finish that one last dramatic retelling to anybody trapped within earshot. You know what I mean, right? The concept is absurd, sure, but it's also suspiciously efficient. A socially acceptable deadline for quitting your own nonsense, at least until tomorrow. (10:56) think of it as spring cleaning for the soul except you mostly just shove everything into a closet and sit on the door. Alright, get over it day. That's right, just bury it down. Forget about it, move on. (11:14) Alright, it's 6.54, we're minutes away from 7 o'clock, we've got stories to get to, we've got Ask Uncle Bobby next hour and Maybe a recap on some weekend happenings with our local sheriff's office. See if I can get Bobby to look at that. See if I can twist his arm. 6.54, a quick break and more Classic Rock is next on 100.3 KROQ. (11:40) Very laundry from Don Henley, probably something I should have tackled this weekend at home, but I didn't. Seven minutes after seven o'clock on a fairly nice Monday morning, you may encounter a couple areas near the water that could be a little foggy at times, but this morning that fog will burn off by 9 a.m., leading way to partly sunny skies and 78 degrees this afternoon. We'll see highs of 79 tomorrow and Wednesday. So first half of the work week looks rather nice and the above average temps will continue here for the next 72 hours. (12:22) We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. I hope everybody's doing well this Monday morning, getting adjusted to the spring forward time change that happened yesterday. Yeah, you know, it sure would be nice if this was the last time we did this. Did you get all your clocks changed in your house yesterday? (12:39) No, there's only two. I mean, everything else pretty much automatically updates, so... Well, aren't you fancy? I had to do the, uh... (12:47) Well, excuse me, three. I had to do the microwave, the oven, and the Keurig. Okay. I do the microwave, the oven, Um, and then I had to manually, like we have an old analog clock in the dining room, in the family room and in both bedrooms. (13:05) Gotcha. So because I'm old fashioned didn't Taylor and I don't have an Alexa. Hmm. So, I guess the things that you have to do when technology doesn't do it for you. (13:18) When you're a ludite. When you're a ludite. Those of you that don't know what that means, well, it means you don't like technology. Yeah. (13:28) Simple enough. The B-Team morning show's on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi over in Miramar Beach. Over the weekend, tensions in New York City continue to rise. (13:46) A protest outside of Gracie Mansion, which is the official residence of New York City Mayor Zoran Mamdani, turned tense when two suspicious devices were ignited and thrown. Police had separated the groups, but tensions escalated when somebody in one group used pepper spray and was arrested. Shortly afterward, an 18-year-old counter-protester allegedly lit and threw a device towards the rally area, then tried to use a second one. Authorities later said at least one of the devices was a real improvised explosive capable of causing serious injury or death, though it extinguished before exploding and nobody was hurt. (14:29) Now two suspects were taken into custody and the NYPD bomb squad and the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force are investigating the incident. The bombs were thrown at the anti-Muslim protesters, not by the anti-Muslim protesters. Witnesses say the attackers shouted Allahu Akbar as they threw bombs at the protesters. That's what it says. (15:01) That's what it says. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar? (15:09) Yeah. And what does that mean? That's a hail to God, basically. It's a Muslim thing? (15:15) The mayor and his family, who were inside the residence at the time, were unharmed. So, anyway. Tensions rising in New York City. Of course, Mamdani was probably one of the most divisive candidates out there, in recent memory, as far as New York City mayors. (15:39) Not surprised that there is a very split electorate out there in New York City. But anyway, we're gonna take a break, play a few more tunes, come back later on this hour. We've got Ask Uncle Bobby, of course. We'll check your full forecast in just a little bit and keep things rockin' and rollin' on this Monday morning. (15:59) 63 degrees right now in Daston, Fort Walton Beach. Again, a high today, up to 78 this afternoon. Right now, Journey with one of their big karaoke songs, Wheel in the Sky. It's 100.3. (16:17) It's like their most famous one, isn't it? I think so. Maybe not. DC, you shook me all night long. (16:26) On the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock, it's the B-Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And Bobby seems to be encountering a character-building morning. Yeah, let's go with that. (16:45) Are you having trouble with the Facebook or with the iPad? I just hate Apple. All things Apple. Everything involved with Apple. (16:54) You don't even like Honeycrisp apples? Nope. Screw it. Not anymore. (16:57) So you don't like apples with caramel? Nope. Oh, man. Maybe that thing would work better if it had some caramel. (17:06) Yeah. He's not in the joking mood right now, folks. No, I'm really ready to just break this damn thing over my knee. We hear that every other day. (17:15) Yep. One of these days it's going to happen. Yeah. I just, you know, I always laugh when I first had to get this damn thing because it's the only thing that works with one, one, one set of equipment that I have. (17:27) And I'll never forget Drew Geiger, like, Oh man, I'll give you six months and everything will be Apple. Yeah. Well, you couldn't have been more wrong kid. Well, man, you're taking this personally. (17:43) Yep. Hey, coming up on Saturday, don't miss out on a little kitten shower. They're doing, uh, with pause at, uh, the retreat of Fort Walton beach, which is at two 43 Hollywood Boulevard. Uh, but they're going to be over there on Saturday from one 30 until four in the afternoon. (18:03) They're looking for donations of a kitten formula, a wet and dry cat food, cleaning supplies, paper towels. Uh, soft blankets, non clumping litter and more. And of course on a Saturday, uh, lunch will be provided free of charge for anybody that drops off donations. They're going to have a free, free food from our friends at Lenny's subs and grill. (18:24) So don't miss out on that Saturday. 1 30 until four, the kitten shower for pause at the retreat of Fort Walton beach. Well, the super speeder was pulled over and apprehended in Orlando. A couple days ago, an Orlando woman was arrested after police say she was caught driving 136 miles an hour in a 60 mile per hour zone last month. (18:49) According to the Orlando Police Department, officers clocked the dark colored BMW at more than double the posted speed before pulling the driver over. Body camera footage shows the officer asking why she was in such a hurry, to which the woman responded, her stomach hurt. There you go. Yeah. (19:10) She also said she did not know how fast she was going and could not clearly state the speed limit. Officers informed her that she had been driving at dangerously excessive speeds and placed her under arrest. Now, police later shared the incident on Facebook, emphasizing that stomach pain is not an excuse for speeding and warning drivers about Florida's strengthened super speeder law, which imposes harsher penalties, up to 90 days in jail, fines of $1,000 and mandatory court appearances and possible license suspension for driving 100 miles an hour or more or 50 miles per hour over the speed limit. (19:47) Now, authorities said the arrest serves as a reminder that extreme speeding can lead to jail time rather than just a citation. So just cuz you got to use a potty doesn't mean you can go more than double the speed limit lady. Mm-hmm Yeah, it's slow it down. Maybe find the next circle. (20:06) Okay? It's 63 degrees outside right now, a high of 78. We'll check your forecast in just a little bit. And God willing, if Bobby and his iPad can make up, we'll get to Ask Uncle Bobby in about 20 minutes. (20:20) Maybe. All right, stay with us. This Monday is going to rock and roll right here on the BT Morning Show with 100.3 KROQ. The Who and Behind Blue Eyes on a Monday morning on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. (20:38) It's the B-Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes. Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi over in Miramar Beach. Bobby, it's been nearly six months since the Santa Rosa Mall shut down. (20:53) Yeah, yeah, it has. I mean, which is perfect timing considering, you know, Gen Z's shopping in malls more than anything. Did you see that story? Oh, yeah, yeah. (21:03) Yeah. Younger consumers are heading in-store. Apparently it's motivated by TikTok influencers and a desire for hands-on experiences. Last year, buyers between the ages of 18 and 24 purchased 62% of their goods in person. (21:21) Now, Gen Z's annual retail spending is projected to top $12 trillion by 2030. In response, malls are retrofitting spaces with social media-friendly designs and brands like Mall Mainstain, PacSun, and are expanding their store count in malls across the country. Yeah, so it's perfect timing. We're right on top of those trends. (21:48) Yeah, and in about 15 years, we'll go to mall again after they take a dip again. But anyway, it's interesting, because you had a big shift among, I think, probably Gen X and Millennials, definitely, that moved away from malls and went the way of Amazon, but Gen Z is swinging it back. And like you always say, Pendulum never swings to the middle, right? Mm-hmm. (22:16) So, just always ebbs and flows, highs and lows. That's how it goes. So, coming up in about eight minutes, we'll get to ask Uncle Bobby your daily advice. See what advice somebody's looking for after the weekend. (22:30) Mm-hmm. Stick tight. That's on the way in just a little bit. We are the BT Morning Show. (22:37) Kansas in the point of no return on 100.3 KROQ. There's Bryan Adams in One Night Love Affair on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. It's the B-Team Morning Show on a Monday morning. Hope everybody had a great weekend. (22:55) Spring and forward tomorrow, something Bobby and I will talk about in just a bit, Fort Walton City election. Yep. Yep. Four, what, four, five charter amendments up for, up for, on the ballot tomorrow. (23:10) So we'll get to that in just a little bit. But first, the music in the background tells us one thing, and that it's time for Ask Uncle Bobby. Yep, weekday mornings we do this at 745, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right, Buy TomCat Custom Apparel reminding you that the only thing worse than getting pinched on St. (23:30) Patrick's Day is realizing your friends coordinated without you. Oh, that hurts. And next Tuesday is St. Paddy's Day. (23:40) Yes, it is. So get those orders in. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, you get a question in from the Ambushed Bachelor Bait. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I am single and happy, but my friends keep trying to set me up with people every time we go out. (23:59) How do I get them to stop turning hangouts into surprise dates without starting a fight? So your friends have decided your love life is a community garden and they're all out there painting strangers in it. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute. (24:13) They say it's also deeply obnoxious. You know, kind of like a mosquito that's learned your schedule. Yeah, listen. Listen, you're not gonna stop this with polite requests because matchmakers hear boundaries the way a toddler hears bedtime, okay? (24:28) You gotta stop it by turning every setup into a publicly memorable event. Not mean, no, no, just unforgettable. See, next time they spring a surprise eligible human on you, I want you to treat it like a casting call for a prestige drama called Who Asked For This? Yeah, see, you gotta show up as a new character every time. (24:51) I don't know, like a heir to a cursed foghorn fortune or maybe a retired competitive mime. How about an amateur taxidermist with a heart of gold? See, you gotta keep the details specific and delivered with calm confidence. You know, like you're testifying in court. (25:11) And do not improvise small. No, no, I want you to bring props. You know, like a laminated family tree, a business card that says something alarming, but technically legal, like a, I don't know, independent vibes consultant. See, your friends wanted a date, they get an audition, and suddenly, they are the ones sweating through their shirts. (25:41) Yeah, because here's the genius part. You stay perfectly pleasant. You ask the other person questions, you listen, you nod, you keep it classy, and you remain absolutely committed to your ridiculous backstory like it's your birth certificate. To set up target, they're going to escape politely. (25:59) And your friends? Well, they're going to realize that they are funding a one-person traveling production they cannot control. So after two or three of these, the matchmakers will develop a healthy fear of introducing you to anyone with a pulse. They're gonna start inviting you out like a normal person again because, listen, nobody wants to explain to a bartender why their friends just claim to be on probation from the International Lizard Council, right? (26:26) So there you go, balance restored. Wow, it really is that simple, isn't it? It really is. Ambushed bachelor bait. (26:34) There's your advice for from Uncle Bobby this Monday morning If you've got a question for Uncle Bobby, email it in, bobby at dubob.com. And of course, if you've missed any of the past Ask Uncle Bobby episodes, you can find them all at the bteamshow.com or at dubob.com. That's right. Dubob.com. (26:54) That's right. But as far as the B-Team Morning Show, we've got everything that we talk about every single morning, from the daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature to your national holidays, local events, and some of the wacky news as well, and the show on demand anytime you want to hear it. at the B team show.com. So get over there and check it out. (27:13) But there you go. That is ask uncle Bobby for this Monday morning. Of course, we do this every morning at 745 all stitched together by Tomcat custom apparel. 752 we'll take a break. (27:27) fog hat on the way next on 100.3 k rock. It's Molly Hatchett flirting with disaster on the Classic Rock station. 100.3 K-Rock, the B-Team morning show on the air, third hour of the morning. Bobby's still yawning over there and stretching like he just rolled out of bed. (27:47) Yeah, well, I gotta do something. I know your body's still used to it being seven. Yeah. Just sprung forward yesterday, and if you're somebody that lives in the 90s and doesn't have a cell phone, still uses a landline, and doesn't have any sort of technology at home that automatically updates, it's a clock. (28:07) So basically, if you're named Schuyler. I have a laptop and a cell phone. But yeah, you might be an hour behind if you didn't do that yesterday. The B-Team Morning Show is on the air, of course, as always, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi at Miramar Beach. (28:28) Quick reminder, coming up in two weeks from this Friday, City of Fort Walton Beach Recreation Department is going to be holding its annual Bunny Hop Trail event, Friday, March 27th, from 5.30 until 8.30. at the Preston Hood Athletic Complex right behind the Fort Walton Rec Center at 132 Jet Drive. That evening they'll have treats, bounce houses, face painting and other fun activities as well as a photo booth where kids can have their picture taken with the Easter Bunny. For that and all the other area events you can visit us online. (29:02) Click on that events tab at thebteamshow.com. Well, Bobby, it sounded like you've been working on something for us across the counter. Ah, we got a little Dubob prize coming up today to a group of spring breakers who had the saddest sidewalk party you've ever seen. Really? (29:19) Yep, yep. The only thing that got hammered this past weekend were their plans. Oh. Man, that's the one way to ruin a spring break fast. (29:27) No, yeah, well, that's what happens when you're all underage and you got a truck bed full of alcohol like you're about to stock a convenience store. But we'll talk about that. It'll be coming up here, what, next break, I guess? Yeah, we'll do that in about 15. (29:41) Yeah, I guess this one's the poor decisions. Poor decisions. Yeah. Poor choices. (29:50) Stay with us, we'll get to your DuBois prize for idiocy in just a little bit. Right now the police, every little thing she does is magic. 100.3 K-Rock. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. (30:08) A round for everybody this morning. George Thorogood on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. We're the B-Team Morning Show, scattered by Bobby Dewrell, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas. And OutKast Sushi over in Mirabar Beach. (30:25) We'll check your forecast momentarily. Right now, though, in Destin-Fort Walton Beach, 63 degrees this morning, a high of 78 this afternoon. Pretty nice weather here for the 9th of March. And Bobby has been hard at work for putting together a prize for some special folks this morning. (30:45) Well, I'm not the one that had to work the hardest, but yeah, we do have a Dubob Prize for Idiocy today. I do call this one the poor decisions edition. You know, Schuyler Spring Break brings sunshine, beach chairs, bad tattoos, and occasionally, well, a truck that looks like the back room of a liquor store. You know, deputies with the Euclid County Sheriff's office recently came across an underage group who apparently believed the key to a successful beach weekend was quantity over legality. (31:15) Oh yeah. Their stash of alcohol was so impressive. It looked like a cooler for friends and more like a, well, more like a inventory for a gas station that forgot to open. But there was just one small problem. (31:30) everyone involved everyone yeah under the age of twenty one uh... so now in oakland's county deputies treat underage alcohol the same way bartender treats fake i d it's getting confiscated immediately right so instead of cracking open cold ones on the beach the group got front row seats to what became a on a sidewalk pour-out party as deputies emptied bottle after bottle down the drain. Hey look, imagine watching your entire spring break supply disappear one splash at a time while learning a very expensive life lesson in real time. (32:15) The beach trip wasn't canceled, but the party definitely was. So congratulations to our anonymous spring breakers for hauling enough alcohol to supply a tailgate party and then personally supervising its destruction. You've officially earned today's DuBob prize for idiocy. Next time, kids, remember this. (32:36) If the plan involves a truck bed full of booze and everyone under the age of 21, the only thing you're really stocking up on is, well, disappointment. Did you see how many lattes they had in the truck? Yeah, there's a lot of Busch lattes in there. I know. (32:52) Two huge old handles of vodka, too. Were there? Two or three, yeah, from what I recall. I was trying to pull the picture up again to speak to it correctly, but yeah, it was... (33:04) It was a party. Dude, it was a stash. I mean, it was... Hell, it could have ran Bolegs for an hour. (33:12) There was some serious, serious, serious stuff there. I mean, yeah, like, wow. A lot of bush latte is what I remember from that picture. It just breaks my heart. (33:26) That's what America drinks. Yeah, well, if America's over the age of 21, that's what America drinks. That's true, that's true. Well, that's probably an expensive and sad lesson for those kids to learn. (33:40) Well, you know, probably wasn't their money, his mom and dad's anyway, so. Well, he's paying the bill money. But yeah, I'm looking at this. Yeah, I'm seeing some a lot of lattes some ultras I Guess they got to keep the water Looks like I'm not sure if that's a fireball or crown apple there a couple of jugs of vodka Maybe some gin it Some there's some refreshing courage lights in there as (34:11) well. I Wow. That's sad. Yeah. (34:16) They could have called us. We would have came and picked it up. Yeah. Yeah. (34:20) That's a lot. All down the drain. Man. Now it's all out in the Gulf. (34:26) Mm-hmm. That's right. You know, I'm interesting on how they got caught and it all got confiscated. The story didn't say where it happened, did it? (34:40) No. It just says local spring breakers. But it looked like one of those big, big houses you'd see over towards like holiday aisle. Right. (34:48) But there's a, but, but like what I don't get, I mean, obviously they came in, they caught them or something, but, but I mean, it's, it's inside a truck. It looks like it was cooler sitting in the bed of the truck. I mean, yeah, you know, I don't know. Sheriff's listening. (35:06) I don't want to question too much. it could have been a noise complaint from uh from neighbors as well yeah but but then how do you like where was the where was the warrant to get into the to the coolers yeah see what i mean yeah that's that's my question but anyway it was caught it was it was discovered they had to pour it all out Anyway, there's your do bob prize for idiocy this one. Yeah for being just a little too honest kids. (35:34) That's right It's 829. We're gonna take a break coming up in just a bit. I Suppose well, you should probably play a couple more songs before we get out of here Boston Billy Squire Crosby Stills Nash and young and more on the way in the final half hour on the B team morning show with 100.3 k rock local weather is next 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. (36:03) It's the B-Team Morning Show. Billy Squire in the dark, and Bobby's been working on a story for us. I just wanted that look. I just wanted the, uh, what the hell are you talking about? (36:15) Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. Kind of a wild story out of Louisiana. Identical twin brothers ended up sharing another major life stone. (36:26) I saw that one, yeah. And that's becoming dads on the same day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Austin Turow and Ashton Turow welcomed baby boys at a woman's hospital on March 2nd. (36:37) Ashton's son, Briggs, was first born at 7.30, and hours later, Austin's son, Tate, arrived around 2 p.m. Now, the timing surprised the families because the pregnancies were supposed to be weeks apart, but Ashton's wife went into labor early, suddenly making the same-day births possible. Now, adding to the coincidence, both mothers are named Courtney, The couples grew up together, and the babies were nearly the identical same size, 6'6 and 6'7." Six pounds, six ounces, and six pounds, seven ounces. Six, seven. (37:15) Oh, my God. The joke has gotten in the wrong people's hands. Good Lord. Now the brothers say they hope their sons grow up just as close as they are Especially since the families live next door to each other of course they would Twins are weird tell me this is not somewhere weird Yeah, I know it didn't it's just too coincidental. (37:40) Yeah, it's just too coincidental All right. Do you have anything else you want to get to before we play our last tune and get out of here in just a bit? Nah. No? (37:50) All right. Don't forget you can find us online at thebteamshow.com if you missed anything Bobby and I talk about each morning from the national holidays to local events, wacky news, and of course your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature. You can find it all on the show notes tab at thebteamshow.com and of course you can always listen on demand from anywhere in the world at thebteamshow.com as well. Any money, baby, hold on, on KROQ. (38:16) 100.3 KROQ, the classic rock station. Oh, it's almost nine o'clock. It's time for us to boogie on out of here, bust a move, and call it quits. We're done, bye. (38:30) Yeah, BT Morning Show wrapping it up this Monday morning. I want to thank all of our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach, and I want to thank you all for dialing in and spending your Monday morning with us. We'll see you back here tomorrow at 6 to do it all over again. Yeah, hey, and Schuyler, I would be remiss if we missed this one, but happy birthday to the flaming left-wing liberal we know, John Hilsman! (38:59) I saw that. Happy birthday, John. Love, Barack. Oh, yeah. (39:04) Yeah. So, I just, I just, John, we totally know you believe you're a centrist. And we just laugh. Yes, right. (39:17) That's right. It's cute. It's cute. It's your birthday. (39:19) We'll let you have it. All right, enjoy your birthday, John. Enjoy your Monday, everybody. Bobby and I are out of here. (39:28) Why don't you get us on out? Hey, folks, thanks for listening to the B-Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in for this wild ride that we call the morning show. But it's come that time of day, we're going to mosey on out of here. (39:44) So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B-Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.