Pistol Patent Day & the Kale Coup: Why America Still Celebrates the Deadliest Inventions & the Most Boring Diets

(00:00) Here's today's B-Team Redux. Bad Company. Rock and roll fantasy on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3k rock. (00:09) Welcome to Hump Day. Humpty Dumpty. Mm-hmm. Yeah. (00:14) Camels are out. So are the B-Team. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Good morning, everybody. (00:20) Hope you're getting along fine and dandy. Going to see a high today of 72. Really? How about that? (00:29) Alright. Seventy's in the forecast the rest of the week and into the weekend too, so we'll get more details on that here in just a little bit. The B-Team Morning Show brought to you by our friends at Stripes, Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And today, during the six o'clock hour, like always, we're revealing your national holidays and today we start out with Bang Bang Boom Boom, it's Pistol Patent Day. (00:58) There you go, celebrating the fine American tradition of solving arguments before they start. That's right. Don't show up to an argument without a pistol. Pistol patent day, folks, because nothing says innovation like slapping a serial number on a handheld death machine and calling it progress. (01:16) That's right. You know, we celebrate the moment Samuel Colt looked at a hunk of metal and thought, you know what this needs? Spin. Yeah, it's a holiday for folks who think safety's a speed bump and history's just a long list of things we didn't regulate fast enough. (01:31) Yep. So, light a candle, hug your favorite constitutional amendment, and remember, without this day, America might have just stuck to throwing rocks louder. And can you imagine what Westerns would be like without pistols? Oh, I know. (01:48) It'd be terrible. It would be awful. And the way that they can shoot from the hip. Oh yeah. (01:54) It's impressive. It's impressive. Alright, Robert Plant, the Eagles, and Jefferson Starship all on the way. Right now, Jimi Hendrix, the wind cries Mary on 100.3 KRON. (02:10) Robert plant the tall cool one on the classic rock station 100.3 k rock Today Bobby on the national day calendar. It's a let's all eat right day Yeah, cuz nothing says celebration like steamed kale and the crushing weight of dietary guilt yuck Let's all eat right day Yeah, brought to you by kale enthusiasts with too much time and not enough bacon. Amen. You know, it's the one day a year where folks pretend quinoa is a personality trait and steamed broccoli counts as joy. (02:48) You know, celebrate on the birthday of some nutrition zealot who probably thought salt was sorcery. You know, it's basically Lent with better branding. So go ahead, light a gluten-free candle. Woo, couldn't see that one. (03:06) Whisper sweet nothings to your avocado toast, and remember, nothing says live in your best life like aggressive restraint and a fiber supplement. Oh God, that sounds awful. Sounds awful. You know what folks if you want to eat right today more power to you, but you're not doing it Friday You're gonna come eat with Bobby and I fix on the grill. (03:26) That's right Mm-hmm. Mid-south Bank is where we'll be a little cookout going on to benefit Trey Dupree and his family Trey local Fort Walton Beach Man, got injured in a work accident last month, and yeah, we're going to be making lunch for everybody. Burgers, brats, and hot dogs. Yes, sir. (03:44) On Friday at Mid-South Bank, from 11 to 2, stop on out. We'll have your choice of sandwich, and of course, chips and a drink, all for seven bucks. Seven buckaroos. So don't miss out. (03:56) That's coming up on Friday. They're also doing a benefit bowling tournament for Trey for Walton Beach Bowl on Sunday afternoon. A few teams remain. A few signups remain if you'd like to play on a Sunday afternoon. (04:09) Give them a call. Details on both events on the events tab at the bteamshow.com. Where do you think you're going? Moroc next. (04:20) 100.3 Kroc. It's just a rocket! Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. No, it ain't. (04:38) It's the B-Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a hump day Wednesday, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. A high today of 72. Yeah, we had a little bit of a cold front the last few days, but warmer weather returning and it's going to stick around with highs in the 70s all the way through next Monday right now. (05:02) More on that forecast here in just a little bit, plus Dan Diamond's got local news for you before too long as well. Bobby, I feel like you do this every day. It's inconvenience yourself day. Yeah, I felt like we just talked about that with let's all eat right day. (05:23) Exactly. Oh man, what is this, like a holiday for people who treat merging lanes like a hostage negotiation? Oh, whatever. Inconvenience Yourself Day, folks. (05:37) It's that magical Wednesday in February. Magical. Magical. Where, you know, you're supposed to put your own needs on ice so someone else can cut in line at the Cosmic DMV. (05:48) You know, it's like Mother's Day for strangers. Minus the brunch and basic human connection. But the idea is to go out of your way to make someone else's life easier. I mean, it sounds noble until you're holding the door for a guy who's 40 feet away and walking like a confused duck. (06:05) You know, basically it's empathy cosplay for people who think moral fiber comes in single serving packets. Yeah. This is a, this is inconvenience yourself day. So if you didn't give something up. (06:19) Last Wednesday for Ash Wednesday. Today's your next chance. I'm not participating in either. We know. (06:30) We know. Hey, coming up in just a bit, music from the outlaws right now. Gary Wright, Love is Alive. It's the BT Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. (06:45) there's the outlaws green grass in high tides on the classic rock station one hundred point three k rock it's the b team morning show got a bunch of local events coming up this weekend and into the month of march and if you'd like to find out uh... a bunch of local events You can find them online at thebteamshow.com, plus all the content that Bobby and I talk about each and every morning, from the wacky stories to the national holidays, of course, Ask Uncle Bobby, and local events and more, all at thebteamshow.com. So get over there and check it out. But one final day to reveal here on the calendar this morning. (07:25) And today, well, it's quiet day. Bobby, this is where you chime in. Quiet, quiet day? You got nothing? (07:40) Oh, no, I was trying to honor the day. Thanks, but you're celebrating. I am happy that we finally have a holiday for the people whose opinions I never asked for in the first place. Oh, Jesus. (07:53) Gotta ask Uncle Bobby here an hour early. Oh, hey, quiet day is that magical time of year when people pretend silence is a virtue and not just something they weaponize during arguments. It's the day introverts call a religious experience and extroverts treat like a hostage situation. Look, you're supposed to reflect, disconnect, and listen to the whisper of your soul. (08:20) Which, you know, if you're doing it right, sounds suspiciously like boredom in a bathrobe. Look, personally, I celebrate by screaming into a pillow and ignoring everyone with purpose. It's quiet day. Something Bobby usually doesn't celebrate. (08:35) Nope. Alright. Ask Uncle Bobby coming up about an hour from right now here on the B-Team Morning Show. Let's take a break. (08:43) Dan Diamond has a look at news next. yeah yep you know it's it's not my baloney uh... that can my share on a eight minutes after seven o'clock good morning everybody have you helped a you know it's amazing amount of people that period his songs it is and he had a ton of bangers yeah funding big-time hits and uh... even had uh... (09:10) you had rappers that uh... that would cover his song there was that uh... you know riding dirty when he came out with white and nerdy. Yeah. (09:23) Then there was the uh... uh... Coolio Gangsters Paradise coming off of Amish Paradise. Yeah. (09:31) Avril Lavigne came out with Complicated after he came out with Constipated. Yeah. And he never got any credit for it. No, he never does. (09:41) Never does. He always gets screwed. You know, Queen came out with another one You know, bites the dust after he came out with another one, rides the bus. Just not fair. (09:53) Just not fair. Never got the respect he should have gotten. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? (09:58) It is Wednesday. Seeing sunshine and temps currently in the fifties. It's pretty much warmer now than it was all day the last couple days. uh... (10:08) see a high today of seventy-two across our area and uh... seventy-five tomorrow and friday that full forecast is coming up here in just a little bit we are the bt morning show i'm scattered like he's bobby durell were brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill in nevada as well as okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in mirabar beach last night bobby was uh... president's trumps state of the union address yeah and uh... (10:36) the president out of his administration's achievements on immigration foreign policy including the bombing of the uh... of iran and uh... capture of venezuela's nicolas maduro and lowering prices on everyday goods and and slowing inflation now trump claims sweeping victories on crime in border security as well he suggested the tariffs could one day replace income taxes and said he plans to launch a war on fraud in Minnesota and California, led by Vice President J.D. (11:05) Vance. Good. That's right. And Ilhan Omar shouted back at him when he said that. (11:13) Now, President Trump called on Congress to pass the Save America Act, which would enact stricter regulations on eligibility for voting, including ID. And many of President Trump's guests last night received standing ovations, including the U.S. men's Olympic hockey team, who entered the chamber with the gold medals they won on Sunday at the Winter Olympics over in Italy. And President Trump said he would present the squad's starting goalie, Conor Hellenbuck, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. So that was pretty cool. (11:46) That was pretty cool. He said Pete Hegseth is Secretary of War, but Conor Hellenbuck is now the Secretary of Defense for all the saves that he had in that game against Canada. So, yeah, overall, I didn't actually watch it live. I did see a bunch of highlights last night and this morning. (12:09) Yeah, I completely spaced out and forgot about it. I usually watch it every year. But the Democrats had their own. Some of the Congressmen and women from the Democratic side of the aisle held their own counter State of the Union address. (12:25) I think every one of them that were not in attendance should be fired and dismissed from Congress. Yeah, they should be recalled absolutely. I mean, you're taking your taxpayer money, you're not doing your job. You have every right to stand up and boycott and say what you want, but that is taxpayer money that you're screwing around with, and I think you should be summarily dismissed. (12:50) Not saying you don't have a right to do it. You absolutely have a right to do it, and you have a right to consequences. I also thought it was interesting that only five of the nine Supreme Court justices were in attendance as well. Probably only five of them ambulatory enough to make it. (13:11) Are you saying there's a few dumbasses there on the bench? No, I'm saying that they're freaking old. Oh, well. Yeah, that's true. (13:19) There's a few that are up there in age, that's for sure. All right, we'll get to a full look at your forecast in just a bit. Plus, later on in the hour, ask Uncle Bobby. Get that midweek advice for you. (13:33) So stay with us. We've got a lot to talk about, including the big cookout that Bobby and I will be calling each other chef at on Friday at Mid-South Bank. More on that here in just a little bit. Right now, hey, this is another Weird Al song. (13:48) I lost on Jeopardy, but Greg Kinn came out with Jeopardy instead. I'm telling you, everybody just makes fun of this stuff. They just parody it. It ain't fair, Bobby. (13:59) It ain't fair. Don't come around here no more, you got it? No mo. No, no mo. (14:09) He does say that, doesn't he? No mo. That's right. That's right. (14:13) Hey, you know, talking about not coming around here no mo, there's a new study out. You know I'm a fan of a good study. I know that. Yeah. (14:21) That discovers the most deceitful states. Deceitful, huh? Yeah, where Americans lie, cheat, and steal the most. Really? (14:29) Yeah. Is it like a top five or a top ten? Really, it only gets into a few. So anyway, it does show that some states are far more likely to lie, cheat, and scam than others. (14:43) Now, what researchers did is they analyzed a mix of red flags. Red flags, right? They looked at fraud reports identity theft rates romance scams and even even how often Residents search online for things like cheating or lying, right? And the goal was to figure out where deceptive behavior appears the most common well Nevada took the top spot. (15:07) It's in the city. Yep as the most deceitful state overall Nearly one in five residents admitted to frequently lying and the state also posted high romance scam activity All right now right behind it was Rhode Island Where about 40% of the residents said they lie often, helping push the small state near the top of the list. That's wild, because that is, by landmass, the smallest state in the Union. (15:35) Delaware might be a little smaller. No, I guess not. Yeah, I guess it is Rhode Island, isn't it? Anyway, Florida landed number three, so way to go, guys. (15:47) It's South Florida. Yeah, we stood out nationally for sky-high fraud and identity theft rates. Really? Yeah, that was a big hit. (15:55) Now, the study also highlighted category leaders, so Florida led the nation in fraud and identity theft reports. Arizona had the biggest financial losses from romance scams, about $53.7 million in one year alone. A bunch of OnlyFans models catfishing old men with money. Well, it's the porn industry is hubbed right there in Tempe. (16:21) And at the other end of the spectrum, the most trustworthy states were North Dakota, Montana, and South Dakota. Well there's like eight people in those three states combined. I know, you don't live close enough to anybody to lie. There's ten times more cattle in those states than there are people. (16:41) And everybody knows cattle don't lie. How's that beer this morning? It's just cracked open. It tastes pretty good. (16:48) You want a sip? No, I'm good. I'm good. This is a mojito mocktail. (16:54) I like to wait until after 10 at least, because they say if you can wait until after 10, you don't have a drinking problem. Well, I was told it's always 5 o'clock somewhere. Are they wrong? I think so. (17:08) Okay. I think it's just another deceitful Floridian telling you that. to be team morning show on a uh... update wednesday scatter blackened bobby durell twenty minutes out from asking uncle bobby for advice this morning uh... (17:25) i wonder how much uncle bobby is responsible for that deceitful behavior in florida not at all he is uh... he's honest and and just forthright in his opinion he's not trying to lie to you i'm just saying some of the advice is a little questionable but it's not a lie and it came from the heart and I guess it's authentic. I'll give you that. A lie is saying one thing and doing another. (17:58) It's on the money. Alright, we'll take a break. Bon Jovi, Boston and who else we got coming up? Little Jerry Rafferty on the way as well on the Classic Rock Station 100.3 K-Rock. (18:31) Jerry Rafferty. We'll stroll down Baker Street on a Wednesday morning. Happy hump day to you. How you doing? (18:41) I'm peachy. Peachy. Made it this far, man. Well, can you make it another five minutes to ask Uncle Bobby? (18:47) Uh, maybe. All right. We're going to do that here in just a little bit. We are the B-Team Morning Show. (18:52) Schuyler Black and Bobby Durell, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach, but we're going to be We're going to be burger flippers on Friday. You can refer to us as chef. You can be a burger flipper if you want to. I'm going to be a chef. (19:10) I don't know what else to say. Do you want to handle the wieners or the burgers? I'll be a burger guy. All of a sudden the burger flipper doesn't sound too bad. (19:22) We're going to have burgers, brats, and hot dogs for a little cookout fundraiser over at Mid-South Bank, corner of Beale and Carmel here in Fort Walton Beach. And no, this is not a fundraiser for the bank. This is a fundraiser for Trey Dupree, who was injured in January, working down in Mexico, catering an event and music festival down there. He's got a long road to recovery. (19:45) As we mentioned yesterday, he is now out of the ICU and making improvements, but yeah, still a very, very long way to go. And this is going to benefit him and his family. So if you could come by, grab some lunch, a burger, brat, hot dog, whatever you want, chips and a drink, it's going to be seven bucks. Again, it all benefits Trey and his family. (20:08) If you come out on Friday, cross your fingers for good weather. Not that we're scared of rain. We prefer it to be dry. Be better. (20:18) It would be helpful. Right now they've got 75 in our forecast for Friday, but a chance of thunderstorms. So, as long as the lunch hour's good, that's what counts. But if you need more details on this event, check out this funky little website called the bteamshow.com. (20:35) Yeah, should. Unless you're Gary McCoy, then why would you? Yeah. If you go to thebteamshow.com, we've got a full listing of area events, plus Bobby's got our daily show notes up there from the content we talk about, including local events, but the national holidays, wacky stories, of course your daily Ask Uncle Bobby advice, and of course audio as (20:58) well, on demand. You can listen to the entire show on demand in the Rewind. Or you can listen to the Redux, where we clip out all the music and commercials and just give you the audio from Bobby and I. That's right. (21:14) So, get over there, check it out if you haven't yet. By God, it's a lot of work to do this every day. Yeah, it can be. Take advantage of the fruits of our labor. (21:26) Coming up in just a little bit, Ask Uncle Bobby. First, Fleetwood Mac. You make lovin' fun. Uh, you just made that weird. (21:35) Yeah, that was the point. BT Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. You, you make lovin' fun. Sleepwood Mac on a Wednesday morning. (21:52) It's 747 and what are we at temperature wise now? I don't know. Is it warming up out there? Warmer than yesterday. (21:59) 52. Yeah, it literally is as warm as it was yesterday. And Monday as well. 72 this afternoon. (22:08) How long will 72 last? Until it's not 72 I know but once you get to the once you get to the the crest of the temperature for the day How long do you think it'll stay at 72? I don't know. 10 minutes? (22:25) 15 maybe? Some amount of time, I can tell you that. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Some amount of time. (22:31) Alright. That's about as clear as mud. Alright, it's time for your daily advice. Ask Uncle Bobby. (22:39) We do this every morning, right around 7.45, all stitched together by our friends at BuyTopCatCustomApparel. That's right, by Tomcat Custom Apparel. They can't guarantee good luck, but they can guarantee you won't lose your group at the bar. Yeah, you can all stick together in matching clothes. (22:57) That's right. Because nobody wears green on St. Patrick's Day. That's right. (23:02) All right, today, Uncle Bobby, get this question in from the overbooked LinkedIn operative. Dear Uncle Bobby, Now I've been trying to expand my professional network, but I keep saying yes to every invite, coffee chat, and connection request. And now I feel overwhelmed by shallow relationships and constant follow-ups. How do I scale back without hurting my career? (23:30) Look, you already figured out the problem, okay? You're treating networking like it's a friendship, when it's actually espionage with worse coffee, okay? Every invite is a new handler, every coffee chat is a soft interrogation, and every LinkedIn message is a, it's a tiny little leash with a calendar invite attached, okay? So stop calling it opportunity and start calling it what it is, a crowded disguise closet that smells like desperation. (23:59) Okay? Here's your exit strategy. In any style. Okay? (24:05) You do not politely drift away. You gotta become unreliable folklore. Alright? You gotta send one confusing follow-up that reads like it fell out of a spy novel. (24:16) Okay? Per our previous non-conversation, I've advanced the decoy. Look, nobody's gonna argue with that. Because nobody wants to admit that they don't understand it. (24:26) Okay? Next, you've got to weaponize some selective amnesia. When someone circles back with that seriously harmless line about grabbing time, you respond with calm authority like you're debriefing a mission. I'm no longer cleared for that thread. (24:45) And if they push, then tell them you've been reassigned to higher priority objectives. Then just disappear like a magician who hates his audience. Now, in meetings, you gotta create a little controlled chaos to lower your perceived availability. You gotta drop one accidental mishap, like a calendar mix-up, a screen share of a blank document titled, Operation Stop Scheduling Me. (25:13) You know, kind of a sudden, solemn need to step away for an urgent matter that is, well, clearly not urgent. You're not being flaky. You're training people to expect static when they try to tune in to your frequency. Alright? (25:28) And now finally, look, I really need you to understand this, okay? A network is a web. And a web is meant to catch things, not become your home address. Alright? (25:43) Keep a few alliances that matter. Let the rest dissolve into mystery like cheap cologne in the rain. Okay? And if anyone gets offended, good! (25:52) That means the trap worked and you just escaped it. And all of a sudden, you got your time back. Hope that helps, overbooked LinkedIn operative. If you got a question for Uncle Bobby for tomorrow, email it to bobby at dubob.com. (26:10) All right. Ask Uncle Bobby weekday mornings at 745-ish. All stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. It's 7.52, Dan Diamond has news. (26:22) Well, right now. Leonard Skinner, Sweet Home Alabama. Yep. War Damn Eagle, isn't that what they say? (26:34) Something like that. I feel like there might have been a different team, but maybe I'm wrong. I think they say Sweet Home Alabama, War Damn Eagle. Yeah, that's what they say. (26:46) That's what I heard. Alright, good. What's the Troy chant? Go Troy Go. (26:51) Go Troy Go. trying to be playing over in uh... pittsburgh next week with the uh... sundown conference tournament and i think the uh... (27:02) is the men's the women's teams it's that's uh... pretty good this year for troy uh... women's teams always been pretty phenomenal men's team has been uh... has been great to you and i i i think they were a little bit of rebuilding here the last couple years but uh... (27:16) but both both are both are excellent Yeah, that's right. For the fifth or sixth straight year, the Sun Belt Conference Tournament is going to be at the Pensacola Base Center. That gets underway next Wednesday, March 4th, with the first round of the tournament. That will continue all the way through actually Monday, the 9th. (27:43) If you are a fan of hoops or if you're Maybe an alum of one of the Sunbelt schools, whether it's Troy or USA over in Mobile. Tickets start at $15 for adults and $5 for kids. So should be a lot of fun. I know you went to it a couple years ago, didn't you? (28:01) Yep. So that is coming up next week. Well, AI is becoming a part of everyday school life. in this new age and a lot of teens think it's also becoming a cheating tool. (28:18) A new Pew Research Center survey found that nearly 6 in 10 teens say that students at their school use AI chatbots to cheat at least somewhat often. I don't know if that's that surprising, but it is a little bit concerning. Now at the same time, most teens say their own use is more innocent. Many reported using tools like ChadGPT mainly for research help or understanding topics, not to fully generate assignments. (28:46) The study shows how normal AI has become 4GenZ, and about two-thirds of teens say they've used ChadBots, reflecting how fast the technology has spread into homework routines. Still, schools are struggling to keep up. Educators worry that at least that easy A.I. access could undermine learning and academic integrity, while students themselves often feel confused about where helpful assistance ends and cheating begins. (29:16) So there you go. And bless you, Mr. Durell. Bless you. You've been sneezing a lot. (29:23) There's pollen in the air right now. Tree pollen is really bad right now. It is. Does that mean spring's here? (29:31) Are you willing to say that yet? No, it's not. I mean, it's close. And I wasn't talking about whether it was spring or not. (29:40) You were saying, oh my God, it's not going to get cold. And I told you it was going to get cold again. And it did. And it's still going to get cold again. (29:46) Oh, come on now. Come on now. We're days away from March. Supposed to be beautiful every single day. (29:53) I'm actually looking at the extended forecast right now. We've got 70s in the forecast all the way through at least next Tuesday. Let's just cling on to that for now. We are the B-Team Morning Show, eight minutes after eight o'clock on a Wednesday. (30:10) I'm Schuyler Black, he's Bobby Durell. Of course, coming up this weekend, a number of local events. Of course, Bobby and I will be cooking lunch on the grill at Mid-South Bank, a little benefit lunch for a trade you pre and his family on friday from eleven to two saturday uh... the incredibles are planted suds and seven to show times and uh... (30:32) those to uh... theater show times are actually currently uh... bought out by uh... medicare expert here in our skin up in milton uh... (30:41) but they're selling tickets to that event because all the proceeds will benefit the rally foundation which is uh... an organization that raises money for childhood cancer research So that is coming up Saturday, and then on Sunday you've got the charity bowling tournament at Fort Walton Beach Bowl, also to benefit Trey Dupree and his family. And there's still some room for some four-person teams to bowl Sunday afternoon. So, we've got details on all of those events, plus many more that are coming up in the next several weeks on our website at thebteamshow.com. (31:17) Just click on that events tab. So, there you go. Here's EZ Top on a Wednesday morning, 100.3 KROQ. It's the BT Morning Show. (31:32) Schuyler Black and Bobby Durell on 100.3 KROQ. Brought to you by Stripes, Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Yesterday the City of Fort Walton Beach Community Redevelopment Agency announced that it's seeking local artists to submit design concepts and bid proposals for a patriotic fire hydrant painting project. A public art effort celebrating the nation's 250th birthday this year by transforming 25 fire hydrants with patriotic themed designs. (32:07) Artists must submit at least five original concepts and, if selected, will be responsible for preparing the hydrants by cleaning and removing rust, chip paint, and vegetation, supplying all necessary materials, and outdoor appropriate paints and sealants, painting the hydrants using approved designs, applying a weather-resistant protective coating, and such. Proposals are due by March 16th and may be submitted by email or in person to the City Hall office. The Board will meet for final consideration of all the designs on April 28th, and from then, somebody will be selected. Yeah, I guess if you've got an inkling to paint some patriotic fire hydrants this summer, then submit in your designs. (32:58) You can find that on the show notes portion of our website at thebteamshow.com underneath today's stories. So anyway, I've got a quick Florida man story for you. A Florida man is facing serious charges after deputies say he attacked a Chinese restaurant because he believed Chinese restaurants were planning to release a new COVID strain, and he claimed he was trying to stop it. In Orange County, investigators say Richard Jarvis walked into Pearl's Chinese restaurant armed with a shovel and began smashing up the kitchen, causing thousands of dollars in damage. (33:36) Deputies say the situation turned violent when Jarvis allegedly struck the restaurant owner with a shovel during the rampage. Witnesses described seeing him swinging the tool inside the business where multiple people called 911. He's now facing multiple charges including aggravated battery, assault and burglary. So yeah, there you go. (33:57) There you go. It didn't happen in Okaloosa County. That's the good news Would have felt a little different about that story if it happened here That might have won the do Bob prize for idiocy. Yeah, it could have mm-hmm would have been a real candidate Yeah, definitely It's the B-Team Morning Show. (34:17) We've got another half hour or so in the tank. What do you want to get to? Quitting time? Yeah, just about. (34:26) Alright, we'll keep digging, see if we can find something else for you here in the next 30 minutes on 100.3 KROQ. Yeah, a long-time mascot is hanging it up here very soon, Bobby. Yeah? After nearly seven decades of scrubbing messes, Mr. Clean is officially hanging up the white t-shirt. (34:59) Oh. Yeah. The iconic bald mascot introduced back in 1957 announced his retirement after 68 years on the job. Now at a playful social media send-off, the company said Mr. Clean is ready for new adventures, reassuring fans that the cleaning products themselves aren't going anywhere. (35:17) Now, as for retirement life, the brand teased that he's already keeping busy, like DJing, hiking, skiing, running marathons, and experimenting in the kitchen. So, enjoy retirement there, Mr. Clean. Yeah, yeah. Have a good one. (35:32) Why would you get rid of that guy? I don't know. It's a good question. Who's in charge of these branding for these big corporations? (35:41) It's like the rebrand that absolutely fell on its ass from Cracker Barrel. Yeah. I don't get it. It's a bunch of Mo-Ron. (35:49) That's what it is. That's right. Mo-Ron. Pink Floyd learning to fly before we fly out of here in about 10 minutes. (35:57) 100.3 K-Rock. Rock and roll girl from John Fogerty 849 on your Wednesday morning folks. It's only 56 right now, but we're gonna climb to 72 this afternoon and we'll stick in the 70s here the rest of the week into the weekend so Much warmer weather than what we saw Monday and Tuesday. But we're out of time. (36:26) The B-Team Morning Show wrapping things up for this Wednesday. I'm Schuyler Black. I want to thank you all for dialing in. Thanks to our sponsors, Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (36:38) That's all I've got to say today. Bobby Durell, get us on out. Hey folks, thanks for joining the B-Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in right here for this wild ride that we call a morning show. (36:55) But it's come that time of day, we're going to move on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B-Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.