Cabbage, Crabs & Chaos: The B‑Team’s Wildest Holiday Mash‑Up

If you think a cabbage is just a leaf, you haven’t survived Champion Crab Race Day—welcome to the weirdest, most deliciously ridiculous celebration on the Emerald Coast.

Your hosts, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, kick off this Tuesday morning with a tongue‑in‑cheek salute to National Cabbage Day—complete with sauerkraut jokes, coleslaw cosplay, and a quick dive into why “colon blow” might just be the most refreshing metaphor of the year.

From there, they roll into community spirit, announcing a burger‑and‑hot‑dog fundraiser on February 27 at Mid‑South Bank to help local hero Trey Dupree recover from a serious burn injury in Mexico.

You’ll also get a front‑row seat to the absurdly beloved Champion Crab Race Day (yes, you heard that right), a rapid‑fire weather rundown, and a heartbreaking update on the recent Whole Foods crash in Destin.

Mid‑show, Uncle Bobby fields a frantic listener’s dilemma: how to host a wild Mardi Gras bash without breaking a sweat—think silent parties, masked appearances, and pre‑recorded “host‑alerts.”

All this is peppered with classic‑rock riffs, a surprising pot‑omac wastewater spill recap, a Jalen Hurts fan‑hate breakdown, and a crucial call‑to‑action for cat foster volunteers from PAWS.

Grab your coffee, your lazy Bud Light, and settle in—because the B‑Team is about to turn a regular Tuesday into a roller‑coaster of humor, heart, and hometown hustle. 🎙️✨