Presidents, Tim Tams & the George Costanza Caper

(00:00) Here's today's BT Redux. Well, while the rest of you are out being free birds on a holiday Monday. That's right. We're here. (00:11) Well, you know, not my youngest. He found out he has an exam today. Oh, really? Yeah, he's not happy. (00:20) And he's not prepared for it, huh? No, no, no. That little guy, don't let him fool you. He's more than prepared, but he was not happy about it. (00:31) It's a holiday! Not for you. That's right. Welcome to the real world. (00:37) 59 degrees and overcast skies this morning. A high today of 70 on this President's Day Monday. Those of you that are off today, well you're probably not listening to us are you? probably not which uh... (00:52) from the tens that we had were down to uh... half a dozens of listeners maybe something like that maybe seven today who knows? if you've never heard of us before well you don't know what you've been missing we're the b team morning show that's right that's right right here I'm Schuyler Black, he's Bobby Dewrell. We come your way each morning from six to nine, all sponsored by our friends at Stripes. (01:23) Stripes. Stripes. Pup and Grill. What were you doing this weekend? (01:28) Stripes, Pup and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Oh man, I am like totally still trying to wake up here. Well, that's okay. What day did you say it was? (01:42) You said it was some holiday. It's President's Day. Oh, that's right. That's the day we honor guys we barely remember by buying mattresses we definitely won't. (01:53) yes big day in the furniture industry uh... man yeah folks it is president's day and just remember it's that magical monday where we honor every commander-in-chief from uh... powdered wigs to spray tans by buying discounted mattresses and pretending we understand the constitution You know, it started as a birthday bash for George Washington. You know that, right? (02:15) I did not. Well, Washington's birthday. Well, yeah, but then Lincoln crashed the party, and now it's a group photo nobody asked for. So, you know, one day you're chopping down cherry trees, the next you're trending for nuking hurricanes. (02:28) It's America's most bipartisan tradition. It's ignoring history by crashing in on it. Well the good news is Bobby it ended at 46 presidents because now we have a king. Oh, that's yeah, that's right. (02:41) Yeah Yeah, let's go with that It's a PT morning show on a Monday morning. I need coffee. Mm-hmm. I didn't have any when I left the house Ain't got no here. (02:56) Mm-hmm Can't even hardly think No, clearly you're you're you're you're you're yeah, I don't know what's wrong with you right now Here's David Leroff, oh great Well, wake up and smell the coffee, because there isn't any. Yeah, I hear you. Good morning, Emerald Coast. How you doing? (03:22) It's President's Day Monday. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B-Team Morning Show is on the air. 59 degrees in overcast skies right now, 70 with sunshine in the forecast here later on today. (03:35) And as we continue to dive into Well, the important stuff, the National Day calendar here this hour. I don't know what you picked, but it's called Tim Tam Day. No, it's just another made-up holiday so bored adults can eat cookies for breakfast without admitting what it is. Emotional triage. (03:54) A Tim Tam's a cookie? Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on, it's a Tim Tam. You know, nothing says national pride like worshipping a cookie that melts faster than your dignity in a Vegas buffet. (04:04) Okay, ew. So folks, it's Tim Tam, for those of you living under a kale-less rock. It's that sacred time each year when grown adults pretend a chocolate-covered cookie is a cultural event. It started as a marketing ploy, obviously, but like all great traditions, weddings, war, You know, it caught on because nobody had the spine to say no. (04:31) So now, every February, people dunk their dignity straight into their coffee and call it celebrating. You know, it's not a holiday. It's a cry for help wrapped in foil. Tim Tam Day. (04:43) Tim Tam Day. Okay. I'm probably going to skip that one today. Why not? (04:48) I mean, you've been talking about your coffee all the time. Well, you gotta have coffee to have a Tim Tam. And then you gotta have a Tim Tam to have Tim Tam in your coffee. That's right. (04:59) You're starting to get it. That's what a Tim Tam is. Oh, I've seen those. Yeah. (05:04) So there you go. Okay. I thought they were just chocolate cookies. Tim Tam's the manufacturer. (05:13) Oh, okay. I mean, I think it's owned by Arnott now, but anyway. Well, we're going to take a break. Look at your marine forecast is coming up here in just a moment. (05:24) On the way, ZZ Top, Billy Squire, and Bad Company in the second half of the six o'clock hour. This is the B-Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. Rock me tonight on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 KROQ. (05:45) It's the B-Team Morning Show on a Monday. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Overall, you know, we had really, really nice weather. Saturday and the second half of Sunday was really nice as well. (05:59) Yeah, Fault Spring is here, man. Oh, come on now. It's got to be real spring. Three more weeks and we spring forward time changes. (06:07) We do this every year and I remind you every year that in March there will be a cold snap. This weekend, Saturday Bobby, partly sunny 78. Do we get the boat cleaned up and go for a little cruise Saturday? Man, you know I'm a boat hoe. (06:29) You want to come clean it up? No. I'm willing to go on the cruise Saturday. I'm sorry I misled you. (06:38) I'll clean up, you drive. That's been kind of the thing the last couple years. I've noticed that. I've noticed it's become, hey, hey, drive the boat. (06:49) I just sit back here. You know what? I don't get to do it with Taylor, so I'll be the passenger princess when you're on the boat. Yeah, I noticed that. (07:00) There's nothing like hopping on your boat at my house and all of a sudden you're going, you're sick. Well, today on the National Day calendar, beyond being President's Day and Tim Tam Day, because that's a thing, it's also a very important one in the world of food. National Almond Day. Oh, yeah. (07:23) You know, it's the day that we honor the nut that's not a nut. What? Yeah. Doesn't taste like anything and thinks it's milk. (07:32) Yeah. Okay. Fair point. Uh, yeah. (07:37) Yeah. Uh, National Almond Day, folks, because apparently the legume lobby ran out of peanuts and moral restraint. You know, it's the, it's the one day a year we pretend almonds are more than glorified tree gravel and try to forget they take more water to grow than a a guilty conscience takes to drown. People celebrate by eating a handful of dry disappointment, or pretending almond milk is a real thing. (08:05) It's not just nut juice with branding. I once lost a bet and had to drink a whole carton of the stuff, and it tasted like someone whispered dairy into a glass of bay's water. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of almonds myself. I'll be like an almond joy, like one of those little fun-sized almond joys if they're around on Halloween or whatever. (08:30) Yeah, well, see, that's the biggest lie there. It says almond joy has nuts, mounds don't. Almond's not a nut. It is. (08:38) No, it's not. It's a legume. Bean? Like a peanut, yep. (08:42) Really? Mm-hmm. Huh. The more you know. (08:46) I guess you learned me. All right, it's 642. We're going to play a couple more tunes and come back with the last national holiday to reveal this morning. Yep. (08:56) Kind of excited about it, too. Oh, yeah? It's the B-Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. There's Zeppelin and Black Dog on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. (09:09) I'm gonna pet that dog. That dog. I'm gonna pet that dog. That dog will hunt. (09:15) I'm gonna pet that dog. And uh, how'd that work out for ya? Now, come on, you've seen that, right? No. (09:21) It's a little tic-toc. It's a little southern girl. Oh, okay, yeah. And it's a freaking bear. (09:29) That's not a dog. That's not a dog, baby doll. All right, today on the B-Team Morning Show, we have gone through, so far, three national holidays. Almond Day, Tim Tam Day, and of course, President's Day, Washington's birthday. (09:44) But the last one we need to talk about this morning is do a grouch a favor day. Yeah, finally, it's a holiday for married couples. Bobby, this one's for you. You know, this is just code for enable someone's bad attitude and call it charity, right? (10:05) Oh, man. Yeah, it's just... Congratulations, you're an emotional support human for a grown-ass toddler. I'll bet there's other people that feel that way about you. (10:18) February 16th is do a grouch a favor day, which is exactly what it sounds like. Charity for the chronically unpleasant. You know, the idea is that if you're nice to the human version of a traffic jam, then maybe they'll stop ruining elevators with their presence. Spoiler alert, they won't. (10:38) But hey, nothing says emotional growth like trying to fix someone else's personality with a cup of coffee and a forced smile. Okay, yeah Now y'all know what I deal with every day Do a grouch a favor day. So what are you doing for me today? Well, I'm here, okay? (10:58) Cuz I'm clearly not in it for the paycheck I really thought about calling you at 537. You know what it is a holiday is a holiday. Why are we doing this? I don't know cuz neither one of us have a calendar and Oh, I knew it was a holiday. (11:14) It didn't click with me, man. Too much other stuff going on. Yeah, I went to dinner last night with a few different people that may or may not be in the US military. Yeah. (11:27) Talking about, man, I can't wait to sleep in tomorrow. Dang it. Then, oh, that's not me, is it? Alright, we're going to take a break, pay a couple bills, coming up on the 7 o'clock hour. (11:42) Music on the way from Grand Funk after this on 100.3 KROQ. February 16th, hope everybody had a great Valentine's on Saturday and maybe enjoyed some Mardi Gras parades over the weekend. Tomorrow, of course, is Fat Tuesday. Yes, it is and Wednesday, of course ash Wednesday start of the Lenten season skinny Wednesday skinny Wednesday That's that's one way to say it That's fine. (12:12) Yeah fat Tuesday skinny Wednesday That's funny Today, the local Knights of Columbus chapter here at Fort Walton is doing their annual charity golf tournament this year being held at Chalamar Point. And I think they've got room for a couple more teams this morning. So if you wanted to stop on over Chalamar Point, grab some buddies and play a round of golf today. If you've got the day off, then by all means, go do it. (12:38) But yeah, contact Chalamar Point for more details on that. All proceeds will benefit local charities here in South Okaloosa County. All right, we are the B-Team Morning Show, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I'm Schuyler Black, he's Bobby Dewrell. (13:00) What do we have coming up on tap here? Well, I gotta tell you what, we've got a six-year-old that has exercised total cookie domination. Really? And why do you 7,000 that's the number 87,000 what? (13:16) Boxes. Oh Yep, the six-year-old Girl Scout just crushed cookie selling records and it wasn't even close Wow, yeah, Pennsylvania Daisy Scout Tim Neal has sold 87,000 boxes this season How do we hire her this season? She's blown past previous single-season records that used to top out around the 30,000 range now he's her cells exploded after she went viral online with help from social media Plus, you know some old-school door-to-door selling even moving huge numbers in single days Wow, yeah, so the story out of people will have it online for you guys, but yeah Yeah, she's she's she's she's killed it. (14:01) I That is awesome. I mean, she basically broke the record by three times. 87,000 boxes of cookies. That's a lot of cookies. (14:11) Yep. So now what she's shooting for is she wants to break the record for the most boxes sold in a lifetime career. That's 180,000 boxes. Well, she's already halfway there. (14:24) And that's what she's going for. She might clear that next year. Yeah, but she's out of she's out of Pittsburgh and I gotta tell you I mean I This this little cutie right here. If she asked me to buy some damn cookies. (14:38) I sure really would I could be sitting on 14 boxes myself, and I'd be like yeah, okay, sweetheart. Yeah sure here's here's five dollars And she's just a daisy scout just a daisy scout just a baby just a baby all right Coming up here in just a little bit in about 30 minutes We'll check in with the guy sitting across from me as he becomes uncle Bobby for your daily advice Plus, by the way, folks, if you miss any of the content that we talk about on the air each day, you can all find it online. That's right. (15:12) That's right. All built with love for Gary McCoy. And friends. Yeah, now go check out TheBTeamShow.com, where you can find all the stories that we talk about, the holidays that we celebrate, and even see our sponsors out there. (15:27) There you go. TheBTeamShow.com. All right, we'll check your forecast here just a little bit. Gonna be a pretty one out there today. (15:35) Sunshine highs in the low 70s. Here's Night Ranger, Sister Christian on 100.3 KROQ. The B-Team Morning Show rockin' and rollin' here on President's Day while the rest of you are still tossin' and turnin' in bed. Yeah, I envy all of you that get to do that right now. (15:59) uh... we're gonna see a high today of seventy degrees uh... low seventies mid-seventies all week long and uh... i'm just gonna say it right now bobby may disagree with me that groundhog was wrong i'm telling you go ahead count those chickens we're done with cold weather yeah go ahead and count those chickens you just go ahead i got twelve eggs in the basket right here but (16:28) they're all gonna hatch You don't believe me? I think I'm just talking out my butt. Well, here locally yesterday in Shalimar, a long-time local establishment suffered heavy fire damage yesterday. Yeah, that was pretty sad. (16:52) Shalamar Cheers Pub on Eglin was badly damaged in a Sunday morning fire that broke out around 7 a.m. now. WEAR reports that Jeff Wagner, fire chief of the Ocean City Right Fire Control District, says an employee arrived at work and started some kitchen equipment before going to do some administrative work. That employee noticed flames a short time later and attempted to put the fire out himself before calling the fire department. (17:22) Crews arrived to find an active fire in the kitchen that had extended into the attic space at that point. Wagner said, we made quick attack. This is a building that has been remodeled several times, so we had some issues with fire being trapped in void spaces, but overall they made quick work of it. Nobody was injured. (17:39) The state fire marshal is investigating the exact cause of the fire. But the building itself sustained heavy roof damage as well as significant damage inside the pub. Generally speaking, the vast majority of the damage after a fire like that is not from the fire, it's from the firefighters. Dousing everything in water. (18:05) Uh, you know, Shalimar has had, uh, Cheers for decades, right? Uh, yeah, it's been, it's been a while. 20 years, probably. Um, I don't, it's, I mean, it was something before it was Cheers. (18:16) I forget what it was called before that, but yeah, it's been around for a bit. That, uh, that little local watering hole's been around a long time. Now, obviously, a lot of folks may have noticed yesterday that roads were closed in Chalamar. Eglin Parkway was even shut down during the time of the fire. (18:34) Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office and Fort Walton Beach Fire Department assisted in the blaze as well. So, anyway, yeah, Chalamar's Cheers is at least shut down for the time being. Yep. So, that's all we have on that story. (18:51) All right, we're going to take a break coming up in 20 minutes. We'll turn to the guy across from me as he becomes Uncle Bobby for your morning advice. Stay with us. That's coming up here before too long. (19:02) On the way, music from Bon Jovi, Boston, and CCR right here on 100.3 KROQ. The B-Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Shout out to your old high school, Fort Walton Beach Viking High School Boys Basketball Team earned a district title. (19:29) Yeah. And will be hosting its first round playoff games this coming Saturday here in Fort Walton Beach. Yeah, the Vikings entered the playoffs as one of the hottest teams currently in the state. They've won eight in a row and nine of their last ten. (19:46) And as the number three seed in the playoffs and district champion, the Vikings are guaranteed to host at least one playoff game as they'll welcome in six-seeded Rickards to Fort Walton Beach this Saturday. So best of luck to the Vikings as they start their March, hopefully, towards a state title. Should they win Saturday, they'd likely be on the road in Tallahassee for the next game to take on second-seeded Godby. And then also, in Class 2A, Region 1 action. (20:24) Congratulations to the Rocky Bayou boys. They make their return to the playoffs for the first time since 2012. sixteen in their first district title since twenty fourteen so best of luck to uh... rocky bayou and fort walton beach high school in high school boys basketball playoff action so that's pretty cool always like when local teams make a run for it all right coming up in just a little bit we'll turn to uncle bobby for your daily advice all stitched together (20:53) by our friends at bobby tomcat custom apparel We got four minutes, though. Yeah, we're getting there. Motley Crue, same old situation on 100.3 KROQ. 47 minutes after 7 o'clock on President's Day, Monday morning, we turn to our president now, President Uncle Bobby, the president of advice for all of us. (21:25) Daily advice you didn't know you needed comes your way every morning, right around this time on the BT Morning Show, all stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel, reminding you that group photos last longer than Mardi Gras. And you need matching shirts because someone always wanders off. (21:45) That's true. Man, I'm lost. Find me. We all, every group has somebody like that. (21:54) Just that one wandering sheep. Yep. All right. Uncle Bobby, today you hear from the cubicle drift survivor. (22:02) They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I feel trapped in a boring job that drains me, but I cannot afford to quit. How do I find any sense of purpose or passion while I'm stuck here? Purpose and a meaningless job. Look, that's it. (22:20) That's adorable. Yeah, that's that's like asking a parking garage to nurture your soul. Okay. Yeah, your job's not there to inspire you. (22:27) Okay, it's it's there to slowly sandpaper your personality into a polite little pebble. Alright, look, here's the play. You gotta stop trying to feel fulfilled. You gotta start trying to win. (22:40) Make the monotony your personal underground art exhibit. Let the spreadsheet be your canvas of quiet disrespect. You're not trapped. You're embedded. (22:52) Look, your job is not there to inspire you. It is there to slowly sandpaper that personality into the polite pebble. I'm going to keep saying that. So start running in-office scavenger hunts that only you understand. (23:07) Hide harmless little calling cards in plain sight. Move one object one inch every day. Leave a sticky note with a riddle that points to absolutely nothing, and then watch the place develop paranoia like a fine wine. And suddenly, suddenly, you have a hobby with an audience. (23:29) Then you write the tell-all work blog under a pseudonym, not to vent, but to document the absurdity like a war correspondent. Keep it classy, keep it vague, keep it sharp. Treat every pointless meeting like a wildlife documentary about endangered logic. Nothing gives a day meaning like narrating it for your future jury. (23:53) And when you want the big thrill, You play psychological games with the system, okay? You gotta become terrifyingly good at the job in ways that make no sense. Then deliver perfection with the enthusiasm of a sleepwalking mannequin, all right? The machine cannot punish what it cannot interpret. (24:14) And that confusion, well, that's your promotion. Okay. The old cubicle drift survivor. There you go. (24:24) I hope that helps. It should. I mean, that's that's gold right there. He might not even be working today. (24:29) I wish somebody had told me that. Yeah, but at least you at least you paid it forward. Yeah, I mean, cuz look at me now. I already got a question for Uncle Bobby for tomorrow. (24:42) Email it in. Bobby at Omni Broadcasting LLC dot com. We do it every morning at 745, all stitched together by some folks that we know. That's right. (24:51) Called Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. They've got apparel and it's custom. And it's custom. (24:58) And our friends with the local lawn care out back are here again. Yeah. Like clockwork on a Monday. Perfect timing. (25:05) Even they don't get the holiday off. We'll take a break. way to go beautiful all right uh... we'll take a break and come back after this on one other point three k rock company and uh... (25:26) mary jane's last dance summer jane dance a lot of places around that's not that bad uh... you have to do you have to change you had a lot of us that All right. Apparently, New York City is spending a lot of money on OnlyFans. Yeah, I saw that. (25:51) According to OnlyGuider, which is an OnlyFans search engine, New York City spent the most on the website in 2025. New York City residents spent $87 million, with $38 million being spent on OnlyFans subscribers in Manhattan. Now, Queens was the second highest spending borough, with almost $16 million being spent. Brooklyn, which has the highest population of the boroughs, came in third at $14.6 million. (26:18) Bronx came in fourth at $6.3 million, and Staten Island came in fifth with $3.1 million. There was also another $23.8 million spent in New York City that couldn't be shared to a single borough because of privacy blocks. The top three cities rounded out with L.A., And Chicago, so the three most populous cities spent the most money on OnlyFans. But you must be pretty desperate to do that. (26:46) Well, you figure it's population, right? I mean, you know, be different if Boise did it. Right. Yeah, exactly. (26:55) Yeah, if we see Fort Walton in there, we may need to have a conversation with ourselves. Bobby will happily host that Come to Jesus meeting. And in other news, as TV continues getting more expensive and people are starting to bail on different cable and streaming platforms, some are doing it. somewhat legally sketchy way. (27:24) Now a number of viewers are now buying these cheap Android streaming boxes that promise free access to cable channels, live sports, and streaming services with no monthly fees. The boxes themselves aren't illegal, but many come loaded with pirate apps that stream content without permission. They're being sold everywhere from websites to flea markets, and business is booming as people look for ways around rising cable and streaming bills. And TV companies aren't suing sellers and cracking down, but a lot of users aren't worried, even with risks like malware or legal trouble. (28:01) And didn't those start like six or seven years ago with those fire sticks things? Remember the fire sticks? There's all kinds of stuff. No, it started in the 80s when cable first came out. (28:12) Ripping off cable. That's true. That's true. It's been around for a while. (28:16) Yeah. But I mean, in the streaming sense. Yeah. Yeah. (28:19) Almost since they first came out with cable boxes, there's been something. Somebody's always trying to rip off something. But I mean, can't argue. Stuff's expensive. (28:31) Have to have an app for this and a streaming subscription for that. Mm-hmm. It's just crazy You doing all right there no, no, it's it's just that realization that my body's not a temple. It's a it's a cheap motel. (28:44) Oh Yeah, it's questionable plumbing constant noises and definitely haunted How much are you getting per night over there? Not enough. Not enough, okay. Again, I said cheap, didn't I? (28:57) Cheap, yeah. Not even Motel 6 good. Not very many of you are actually working today. That's why Bobby and I are here. (29:10) The B-Team Morning Show brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Remember, if you missed any of the show from this last week, you can find all the content that we talked about, plus local news, local events, Ask Uncle Bobby, and the national holidays, all online at thebteamshow.com. and the show on demand as well. All right, coming up in just a bit, the Eagles and Donny Iris. (29:41) In the meantime, Joan Jett. I love Barack and Joe. No rock and roll. Yeah, let's go with that. (29:52) In Mardi Gras spirit and all. Yeah. One or two around. A couple of them. (29:58) Most famous of all is Marie Laveau. That's right. That's right. It's a BT Morning Show on a Monday, President's Day Monday. (30:06) If you have the holiday off today, well... Good for you. High today of 70 degrees. We'll see decreasing cloud cover this afternoon. (30:16) Sunshine tomorrow 68. That full forecast coming up in just a little bit. Right now though in Destin Fort Walton Beach we're at 59 degrees. Remember you can find Online at the bteamshow.com, a full list of local area events that we have coming up. (30:32) And next Friday, the 27th of February, there's going to be a Burger Broughton hot dog cookout at Mid-South Bank here in Fort Walton Beach to benefit Trey Dupree and his family. Trey, a local Fort Walton Beach man, suffered some serious burn injuries working in Mexico last month, and he's got a long road to recovery. So, we're just trying to help out the family and raise some money for them during this challenging time. So, mark your calendars 11 to 2 next Friday, February 27th. (31:03) You'll find us at Mid-South Bank for a Burger Brought In Hot Dog Cookout. So, looking forward to that. They always have fun events over at Mid-South and usually they're supporting a good cause, too. Yep. (31:15) Well, we have to have a Florida man story for you today. A Florida man was wanted by police. And didn't really want to give him his real name, so they told him that his name was George Costanza. Police were patrolling a pier in Clearwater when they spotted the man who failed to show up for a court date for trespassing. (31:35) And when officers asked him for his name, he told them George Costanza, like the character from Seinfeld. Now, for being positively identified with facial recognition, the man was arrested. and has now been charged with obstruction. Maybe choose a less known name. (31:55) That'd be a funny story if his name actually was George Costanza. My name is Dave Schaefer. That might be a little harder to identify than George Costanza. All right, it's 826. (32:07) We've got one final half hour as Bobby and I We're going to try to muddle our way through this Monday morning. Why is it such a challenge today? Because it just is. And everybody else is off. (32:20) Yep. Even Dan Diamond is off. No show on 94.3 right now. I know, man. (32:27) He must be living right. Who does he think he is? We'll take a break. A look at your forecast is next. (32:34) Music on the way from Edward Winter. Sticks and Foghat on 100.3 KROQ. There's Foghats, and I just want to make love to you. Let's just come out and say it. (32:49) Yeah? Yeah, I mean, just whip it right out. It's a BT Morning Show on a President's Day Monday morning. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. (32:59) I feel like I'm finally starting to get with it. You want to know the truth? I feel like I'm starting to stove up. We got ten more minutes. (33:08) Oh man, it's going to be a long ten minutes. V Team Show brought to you, as always, by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Alright, so a little Florida story for you. A loose cow stopped traffic in Port Orange, Florida, this last week. (33:29) Bring in the sound effects. Now, the cow was first spotted near a grocery store. Felt like it needed to stop into Publix, I guess. Before it decided to run down the road next to vehicles. (33:44) After seeing the spectacle on TV, a rancher loaded up his horse and headed to the area himself to help. The cowboy found the cow in somebody's yard and was able to rope it on its first try. With the help of police and residents, they guided the cow into a stock trailer. Nobody was hurt, nothing was damaged in the incident, but the cow didn't have any identification tags, so they're still looking for the owner. (34:08) No tags, no branding, it's just... Well, I heard he said he was George Costanza. He probably did. No, George Cowstanza. (34:20) All right, one last tune, and then we're going. Cheap trick. And the flame. Felt like we should have played this on Valentine's Day or something. (34:33) Yeah. The Classic Rock Station. 100.3k rock. 100.3 k rock the classic rock station cheap trick in the flame and Flame of our show today's he's out. (34:49) It wasn't ever that bright. I don't think it well No, I don't think it ever did more than smolder my estimate is When the interns get this down to the Redux, it's it's gonna be like 20 minutes Yeah, if we leave any commercials Hey, by the way, if you missed any of today's show or past shows, you can find all of our content online at thebteamshow.com. That's right. (35:18) All right. It's President's Day Monday, and there's like seven of you listening right now. Thank you. Appreciate your willingness to stick with us this morning. (35:31) Yeah, and Pappy, we understand if you want to immediately replay because that joker that's on after us does suck. Yeah, that guy. That guy. That Tyler Slack. (35:42) All right, I want to thank our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. By the way, Pappy, for listening this morning, yes, the horn on your damn beamer works. Where'd that come from? Oh, well, when we were moving the float down Pensacola Beach yesterday in the staging area, he came by and laid on the horn right next to my ear when I was walking alongside the float. (36:08) I thought it was funny as hell. It probably was from his perspective. And then he kept asking me all day, hey, does my horn work? Does my horn work? (36:18) Yes, Pepe, your horn works. Works great. Well, it's not like he you know, he's at least he's not like, you know marker or bear who just can't let anything go Three bees in a pot right there All right, I hope you all have a great Monday we'll see you back here tomorrow morning I'm scattered black Bobby Durell get us on out. (36:38) Hey folks. Thanks for listening to the b-team morning show You're leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast now We realized today you had very few choices on what you could listen to and We appreciate the fact that you still stuck around. So, it's come that time of day though, we got to get out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. (36:58) Until the next time, the B-Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.