Disaster Day, Fart Day & the Haunted Wedding: The Weirdest Holidays You’ll Actually Celebrate

(00:00) Here's today's BT Redux. David Bowie and changes on 100.3 KROQ. Changes in today's weather pattern. Highs in the low 50s. (00:14) But back to the upper 60s tomorrow and into the weekend, Bobby. There's a lot coming up. Tomorrow's the big Super Bowl soup cook-off fundraiser for PAWS at Mid-South Bank from 11 to 2. Then on Saturday, you've got a couple Mardi Gras parades, a crew of Jesters on Navarre Beach and a crew of St. (00:33) Andrews in Panama City. On Sunday, there's a football game between Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots. Yeah, not really excited about it. And there's an alternative halftime show that you can watch this year. (00:49) I'm interested in that. Yeah, that one is, yeah. Is there an alternative to the entire game? Yeah, there's probably some, you know, exciting WNBA game you can watch or something. (01:04) Alright, today on the National Day Calendar we go into disaster day yet but i don't i think you've been celebrating that daily since you bought a boat married in the queries report that uh... birthdays next week to on valentine's day uh... yeah i'm not going to be there will be in jail with the rest of you but yeah i i i know this is a holiday for you because i mean you treat fire alarms like background music and think that tape counts as engineering himself I didn't show you the picture of my yard when we got home on Sunday, did I? (01:39) I heard about it. Did you? Holy crap. Skyler left and forgot to turn the sprinkler system off, so he had an icicle. (01:48) I did. You could come over and go skating in my front yard. Uh-oh, disaster day for the uninitiated and the overly optimistic. You know, actually, it probably saved your backflow preventer and your pump, to be honest with you. (02:00) Keep it running. Yeah. Uh-oh, disaster day for the uninitiated and the overly optimistic as well as that sacred annual observance where we celebrate every bad decision mankind's ever made. Yeah, natural, man-made or, well, just plain dumb. (02:17) You know, it's like a greatest hits album for the chaos. Oil spills, bad haircuts, unsinkable ships doing, well, exactly that. People commemorate it by pretending to learn from history while actively repeating it. Usually with more confetti and fewer consequences. (02:36) But think of it as Thanksgiving's drunk cousin who shows up late, sets something on fire, and somehow still gets invited back next year. It's Disaster Day, folks, and I feel like it should be next Friday the 13th. Actually, I feel like it should be renamed Skylar Day. Skylar Day. (02:56) Happy Skylar Day, everybody. We've got a couple more exciting days to reveal here later on in the hour. Stay with us. It's the B-Team Morning Show with a look at your marine forecast next on 100.3 KROQ. (03:09) The Allman Brothers and Ramblin' Man on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. Thanks for dialing in and spending this Thursday morning with us. We are the B-Team Morning Show. A high of 52 today. (03:23) It's going to feel chilly compared to what we've had the last few, but nicer weather returns for tomorrow. The Super Bowl Soup Cook-Off fundraiser for PAWS happening tomorrow at Mid-South Bank from 11 to 2. There's going to be about a dozen different local chefs. Sampling out their soups, you vote for your favorite with cash, and all the proceeds benefit PAWS. (03:43) So don't miss out on that tomorrow. We've got that and a full listing of other area events and happenings on our website, all at thebteamshow.com. As we continue to reveal the important days on the calendar for this day, Thursday, February 5th, it's National Fart Day. Finally a holiday that that really just captures the true spirit of Congress Yeah, loud pointless and blamed on the guy next to you that is so freaking true Oh, man. (04:20) National Fart Day because apparently we needed a calendar excuse to weaponize Bean Night. Yeah, it's the one day a year where gastrointestinal terrorism is not just tolerated, it's celebrated. You know, like a parade of invisible war crimes. You know, somewhere between Valentine's Day and the apocalypse, folks decided flatulence, well, it deserved a spotlight. (04:43) You know, probably during a committee meeting that should have been an email. So now, we've got a holiday that honors the body's least subtle betrayal. And, buddy, it's got more hot air than a congressional hearing. It's National Fart Day. (04:59) All right. Working our way through the six o'clock hour, on the way, music from Hart. Right now, Jimi Hendrix. Did you say fart? (05:07) Hart. With an H. Oh, I missed that. Jar of Harts, not Jar of Farts. (05:13) Either one. It's 100 Boy 3K Rock. Good morning. Here's Jimmy Hendrix. (05:21) Three exciting days on the National Day calendar so far this morning. Disaster Day, Nutella Day, and Fart Day. And Bobby, the final one to reveal here on the calendar is it's one that I don't know if I'll be celebrating. National Shower with a Friend Day. (05:39) You will not. And of all the crazy pick-up lines you've tried over the years on this show, Oh, I wasn't, no, I don't know. I wasn't talking about participating with you. No, no. (05:53) It's a no, Skylar. I thought it was you and Tom. Skylar, it's a no. I thought it was you and Tom. (05:57) It's a no. Just accept it. Or you and Jim. No, you and bear You and bears old lady probably bear and Jim if you think about it. (06:07) They're the two single guys in this equation. That's true Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a Jim says just grin and bear it I mean, yeah any port in a storm as you think about it, you know It's it's really a holiday sponsored by loneliness mildew and the water bill. You'll be splitting with someone who just won't call you back. (06:24) Ooh That burns. Yeah, both of them said it felt like their past relationships. Mm-hmm Oh, I'm sorry. National Shower with a Friend Day is that magical time of year when America collectively pretends hygiene is a group activity and water conservation is somehow sexier with company. (06:43) Officially, it's about raising awareness for clean water. Unofficially, it's an excuse for your weird neighbor Todd to pitch a team-building exercise no one asked for. Now it started as a marketing stunt by a water filter company, which makes about as much sense as celebrating dental hygiene by licking strangers. But hey, if awkward nudity and forced intimacy can save the planet, count me in. (07:11) Just don't make eye contact. National shower with a friend day and don't drop the soap. That's right. All right, a quick break. (07:19) The 7 o'clock hour is upcoming. Of course, Ask Uncle Bobby, new up here in about 60 minutes on the BT Morning Show, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach on 100.3 KROQ. Well, somebody turned the air conditioner back on outside again this morning. That is true. (07:41) 36 degrees right now, wind chills at 25, a high today of 52. But we are going to see a lot of sunshine. Overnight lows around freezing again tonight, but that short-lived cold snap expires tomorrow morning. Highs of 66 Friday, 65 Saturday, and 64 on Sunday, with highs in the low 70s to start next week. (08:06) Yeah, looks like a gorgeous stretch ahead, just survived today, and we've got some great weather on the horizon, that full forecast coming up in just a little bit. We are the B-Team Morning Show, Skyler Black and Bobby Durrell on a Thursday, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi. in Miramar Beach. And President Trump ordering last night all federal law enforcement to search for Savannah Guthrie's mother. (08:39) that uh... is the scariest and strangest story i think that's come out here in the last day or so uh... president trump uh... weighed in on the uh... (08:49) reported disappearance of savannah guthrie's mother calling for aggressive federal involvement uh... trump said the federal law enforcement should be fully engaged in the case stressing that every available resource ought to be used to locate her and ensure her safe return he framed the situation as a serious public safety matter adding that cases involved uh... alleged abduction and ransom demands require swift coordinated action at the highest levels and last night savannah and her siblings made a uh... made a tearful video uh... (09:22) and plea to uh... to her mom's hostage takers uh... quote uh... we need to know without a doubt that she is alive and that you have her we want to hear from uh... (09:34) you and we are ready to listen so please reach out to us You can't imagine what a family like that is going through. You can't imagine what a victim like that is going through. Yeah, you don't know where she is or what's going on, so you do worry. Anyway, that's something we'll continue following closely. (09:56) Other events coming up this weekend, Bobby. Tomorrow we've got the Super Bowl soup kickoff fundraiser for PAWS over at Mid-South Bank. That'll be a lot of fun. Yeah, that should be fun. (10:10) Eleven to two, there's going to be at least a dozen different soups from local chefs that you'll be able to try and eat over the lunch hour, and you'll vote for your favorite with cash. Because the winner, as the best soup chef, will be crowned by donations. So, yeah, bring in the cash, and again, all the proceeds are going to benefit PAWS. So it's going towards a good cause. (10:35) We've got a full listing of area events and more on our website at thebteamshow.com. If you haven't checked out the website, we encourage you to do so. That's right, that's right. I've got to get on those interns about Monday's show, though. (10:48) Oh, well, yeah. They'll get to it. Yeah, yeah. Apparently they skipped right over it. (10:55) You just can't get those Gen Zers to get anything done. No, I can't. I can't. What kind of gremlins do you have working for you? (11:04) All right, we've got plenty of stories to get to, plus ask Uncle Bobby later on in the hour as well. Genesis coming up as well as the Black Crows. Right now on Journey, Stone & Love on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 K-Rock, it's the B-Team Morning Show. (11:21) I'm Skyler Black, he's Bobby Durell. Beautiful sunshine outside, but the sunshine is deceiving of the temperature. Yeah, that's true 36 degrees is the air temp But the wind chill dropping it down to 25 right now because you got a north wind out out of the north at 20 Mm-hmm. Well, usually north winds come out of the north. (11:46) Yeah. Well, I didn't mean to be that redundant Wind out of the north. I had to tell you those north winds out of the south though. I Well that would be a stupid ass wind. (12:00) Those are something else. I hate a southerly north wind. Yeah, where would those come from? South Pole maybe? (12:09) On the secondary market, Super Bowl ticket prices are already exploding, still some two and a half days out. Yeah, I saw that. Some, like, five grand or something. Yeah. (12:21) Resale sites show get-in seats starting around $6,000, with many listings climbing past $20,000 for premium views and VIP packages. all driven by the early demand before the matchup is even set, because people want to see Bad Bunny. And the people that want to see Bad Bunny definitely have twenty grand to spend on tickets. Let's go with that. (12:46) Travel experts say corporate buyers and high-end hospitality inventory are tightening supply, which is pushing resale prices even higher. And it's not just for tickets. Flights and hotels around the host city are also surging, turning Super Bowl weekend into one of the most expensive trips in sports. I'll just make a trip to my sofa. (13:06) Yeah, that's the way to go, I think. Certainly seems like it. Seattle is favored by 4.5 in this matchup, over-under set at 45.5 between the Seahawks and the Patriots. So, there you go. (13:25) If you've got an extra $20,000, enjoy the game. If not, enjoy it from your couch. I, for one, don't have $20,000 to go. It's not yours, huh? (13:36) And guess what? If I did, you think I'd still go? No, probably not. Probably not. (13:40) No, I'm not. Like I said, I don't know. I'm underwhelmed by this here. But that's me. (13:48) All right, Bobby, we're 20-ish minutes away from asking for your advice. That's good advice. It is good advice. Something you can rely on and depend on every single morning. (14:01) Take it to the bank. So we'll get to that here around 7 45. Uh, it's ask uncle Bobby on the B team morning show 20 minutes away with 100.3 K rock. We'll take a quick break. (14:13) A look at weather is next. I'm Omni broadcasting me. Thank you. That's the name of the song. (14:23) otherwise it'd be called something about bob that's right there's always something about bob hey uh... do you see this fun news here? well you gotta tell me what it is so i know if i've seen it you either have or you haven't i don't know if i have or not because you haven't told me what you're going to say you don't know it's a southerly north wind this will get you every time disney is uh... (14:46) opening the gates to uh... one of its most iconic haunted attractions The Haunted Mansion for weddings. Oh, really? For the gothic person in your life? (14:57) The Haunted Mansion will soon be available as a ceremony venue, giving couples the chance to tie the knot inside the famously spooky ride. Now they're offering as part of an expanded wedding experiences at Disneyland Resort Blending gothic romance with Disney nostalgia complete with the mansions eerie Ambience and theatrical settings so Disney says the experience is designed for fans looking for something unconventional Turning the classic till death do us part vow into a well literal themed backdrop. Oh So, in other words, Disney continues to do anything for money. (15:32) That's what, I, wow, it's like we live in a capitalist society or something. I did see this last weekend a report that the Disney franchises of the theme parks and the cruises are really the only thing keeping them afloat because their media division is absolutely barely breaking even. Trash. Yeah, it is just junk. (15:58) They bought Hulu and all of that. I can see it. Well, and then they've taken on, you know, they own the ESPN networks now. And, you know, if you look at ESPN today from where they were 15 years ago, I think the production quality just sucks. (16:18) Anyway, Disney, they're a monster. So if you want to get married in a haunted amusement ride, you can do so at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando now. No, it sounded like it was Disneyland. Oh, in California. (16:34) Yeah, you got to go to California. Well, we're going to go to Ask Uncle Bobby land here in just a little bit. Yep, that's coming up also. Uncle Bobby may be taking a nap. (16:46) Will he? Are you sleepy over there? No, I'm good. He needs a Mountain Dew, Bob. (16:56) That's right, I do. Yes, and roundabout now on 100.3 KROQ. There's the Black Crows on the B-Team Morning Show. Skyler Black and Bobby Durell. (17:15) 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. 747 is the time. Beautiful sunshine out this morning. Makes you think, wow, it's a nice early spring day. (17:26) Wrong. 36 degrees, wind chill at 25, but spring-like weather is on the horizon for tomorrow and into the weekend with a bunch of parades coming up this weekend and next. More on that here in just a little while, but speaking of remedies, your daily remedy, it's the advice you didn't know you needed. Ask Uncle Bobby. (17:48) That's right, weekday mornings at 745 all stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right, Tomcat Custom Apparel, now specializing in hoodies. They're going to have to transition to warmer clothes here before too long. Eventually, one of these days. (18:06) Well today, Uncle Bobby, you hear from the Tired Tastebud Union. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I am exhausted by all the new food trends and I feel like I'm always behind. Is it okay to stop trying to keep up and just eat what I like? Not only is it okay, it's really the cheapest thing you'll ever experience to freedom without paperwork. (18:33) Every new food trend is just a different outfit on the same old insecurity. Strutting past your plate like it pays rent. You know, look, these people, they want you chasing the next miracle ingredient like a dehydrated pilgrim. You know, today it's hot honey, tomorrow it's butter in your coffee, and next week someone's going to braid seaweed into a personality. (18:57) Meanwhile, you're standing there hungry, holding a fork like a tiny microphone and apologizing. Now listen, the underlying principle, you are not required to audition for your own dinner. You get to eat what you like. Look, here's the rebellion, okay? (19:17) Eat the same three meals until the sun burns out, make a grilled cheese that tastes like a warm apology, make spaghetti like a legal document, and build your whole culinary empire on the solid, unsexy foundation of food that actually fills you up. And if someone, someone, anyone, tries to shame you with their elevated recipe, you treat it like a street magician asking for attention. You nod politely, then you go home and cook something normal with the confidence of a dictator picking a national anthem. Consistency is not boring. (19:52) It's dominance. Take it further. Start acting like trends are a personal insult. Because really, they are. (20:01) When a friend says they are doing a new cleanse, offer them a sandwich and stare like you are conducting an intervention for people who hate joy. Congratulations, you've officially stopped chasing the next miracle ingredient and started eating like a person with a spine. Enjoy your food and let the seaweed personalities sort themselves out. Yeah, you want to know what part of the menu Uncle Bobby avoids? (20:36) The vegetarian part. Yes, I ain't no vegan. Alright, if you've got a question for Uncle Bobby, you can always email it in, bobby at omnibroadcastingllc.com. We do this every morning around 745, but it's all stitched together by Tom and Kat that make up by TomKat Custom Apparel. (20:55) It's funny how that works. It really is, isn't it? It's such a hard name. All right, news is next. (21:08) In Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas keeping you warm and Outkast Sushi, our newest sponsor out there on 98 across from Silver Sands in Miramar Beach. Thank you all for being beside us and sticking through it each and every morning, and even the mornings when I'm not here, when Tom's here. Or as we call those, the good mornings. The alternate mornings. (21:37) Yeah, the good times and the bad. I represent the bad. Hey, coming up this weekend, Bobby, we've got a couple more area Mardi Gras parades. Oh yeah? (21:48) Saturday over in Navarre. Crew of Jester's doing their 40th annual Navarre Beach Mardi Gras parade starting at 1 o'clock Saturday afternoon. And then there's also the crew of St. Andrew's doing theirs over in Panama City Saturday afternoon starting at 2. (22:07) I'm looking forward to getting out there and parading on Saturday. Then next weekend, big weekend over in Pekola, Pensacola, downtown parade, Grand Parade is what they call it, is Saturday afternoon, downtown. And then Sunday, the, what is that, the Crew of Rex does the beach parade, I think. They are this year, yeah. (22:30) Yeah, out there on Navarre Beach, Sunday afternoon. We've got a full listing of the area parades on our events tab at thebteamshow.com. Well, that's where it is. A little Florida story for you. (22:46) What started as a family argument ended in gunfire outside a Florida home improvement store. Home improvement store. A man in his mid-twenties shot his own father in the parking lot of Lowe's in Sarasota. Outside a home improvement store. (23:03) It was a little deceptive. You kind of Tom Masoned that a little bit. A man in his mid-twenties shot his own father in the parking lot of a Lowe's down in Sarasota. He said he needed two by fours, dammit. (23:14) Investigators believe the two got into some kind of altercation before the son pulled a gun and fired, striking his father in the leg. The wounded father, a man in his fifties, was rushed to Sarasota Memorial Hospital. His injuries were not believed to be life-threatening. Now, after the shooting, deputies say the son ran from the scene, but didn't get too far. (23:33) He was located nearby, following a short search, and taken into custody. So, is anything at Lowe's that mad? Is there a reason to get that pissed off at Lowe's? I don't know. (23:46) There must have been. Yeah, clearly. Yeah, there must have been. All right, coming up in about 15 minutes, we'll check your weather forecast, get you caught up on what to expect, not only today, but the warm-up that's coming back to the Emerald Coast starting tomorrow. (24:03) First, a little song about Bobby. Florida. Dirty white boy. It's 100.3. (24:09) It's my jam. K-rock. 38 Special and Fantasy Girl. 8.20 is the time. (24:22) It's a B-Team Morning Show. Skyler Black and Bobby Durell on 100.3 K-Rock. Wait, is that what we call this? Fantasy? (24:29) No, B-Team Morning Show. When did we change the name? What did it used to be? You remember, it used to be Bobby and that other guy. (24:40) Well, then we had our friend Troy that called in and said, no, it's Skyler and the clown. Well, yeah, that's because he cried and whined so much. No, no. He just, he felt so bad. (24:49) He just likes me more. Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. Look at your forecast, it's coming up. (24:55) Speaking of fantasies and things that aren't real, Bobby, a Chicago man known as the Fake Cop is celebrating another courtroom victory. Yeah, this time he represented himself, right? Uh-huh. Yeah, so he's also pretending to be an attorney. (25:10) Yep, exactly. 67-year-old Robert Ellis was found not guilty in Cook County on charges he impersonated a police officer. Prosecutors say he flashed a badge tied to a questionable agency during a 2021 motor vehicle office encounter. Ellis represented himself at trial and successfully argued the state could not prove he falsely claimed real police authority, making his third win in similar cases. (25:38) Despite repeated arrests over the years, the judge ruled the evidence didn't meet the bar for conviction, leaving Ellis free. Yeah, he just keeps going for it. I mean, if you get away with it, why would you not? Right. (26:00) Just do it. Just do it. By the way, tomorrow is the Super Bowl soup cook-off fundraiser at Mid-South Bank. That's from eleven to two, so stomp on by, bring your cash, vote for your favorite soup with money, right? (26:16) Because that's what it's all about, raising money for PAWS. Obviously the chef that raises the most money will be crowned champion, but bragging rights are only part of it. The big reason we're doing it is to help out our furry four-legged friends at PAWS. So you can find out more details on the Super Bowl soup cook-off fundraiser and pet adoption event tomorrow at Mid-South Bank on the events tab at thebatimshow.com. (26:40) That's right. Batim. Batim. Yeah, you gotta put the V in front of it. (26:44) Yeah. The Batim Show. That's right. Or Theb Team. (26:49) Theb? Yeah, that would work, too. Theb Team. Alright, let's take a break. (26:56) Coming up on the way, Whitesnake, ZZ Top, Any Money, and more. Including whatever Bobby wants to hear. Thank you. No. (27:08) I'm good. Okay. Alright. I guess he didn't want to hear anything. (27:12) Weather is next. I'm Omni Broadcast. She definitely wasn't baking, that's for sure. It's the BT Morning Show. (27:22) Skyler Black and Bobby Durell. And Bobby's got a story for us. Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. (27:28) So what is it? damn i was hoping he had some to cover before this this project well there i mean there is that uh... i was reading about that that did that uh... mhm got arrested over in merriester grand jury indicted him just uh... (27:44) here the other day well really yeah you know sounds like he's going to jail for a bit Yeah, one of those guys that just what do you do? Uh, you know a few things And that's that's my news appreciate the update there Bobby now Forget his name or or orange or orange a or I'm not sure how you how he would have pronounced it. But yeah, he When it was on WKRG had it. Okay. (28:13) Yeah, so he um, I Was arrested intent to distribute Fentanyl And then had a had a weapon and well, he's a convicted felon. So they kind of stacked on for that So he's looking at a minimum of five years in prison and up to up to life. Really? Yeah Hmm, Mary Esther. (28:34) Yep, keeping it real. All right in the Esther Lovejoy reppin this morning Alright, it's 840, which means we have about ten minutes left. Ten. Ten. (28:49) Ten. Dudley, that one's for you. It's a B-Team morning show. Wrapping things up in just a bit. (29:00) Right now, Brian Adams in the heat of the night. Wish it was hot outside. It ain't. No, it's not. (29:07) Thirty-seven degrees. What the hell's wrong with this? It's Florida. Balmy. (29:24) We're hitting you with our best shot and saying bye. Doodles. See ya. It's 8 49. (29:30) We are out of time. That's right. We're going to make like a tree and head out. Be like a baby and hit the dusty trail. (29:41) That doesn't make any sense. Be like a cow and leave. Still not making any sense. Oh, wait a second. (29:53) This part of the show is what we call our Ask Uncle Joe feature. We're out of time. Corn dog chicken missile. We're out of time. (30:10) We will see you back here. I will see you back here tomorrow. Bobby is on vacation. Yeah, let's go with that. (30:17) But he'll be back on Monday. I'm basically going to a church service. Woo. Yeah, he's got to have a little come to Jesus meeting. (30:26) Yeah, that's right. That's right. God knows he needs it. ISIS is going to be there to deport him too. (30:31) Oh, you were talking about the other. Jesus. Not ISIS. Exactly. (30:36) Big difference, Bobby. We're out of time. We'll see you all tomorrow. I want to thank our friends at Okaloosa Gas, Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (30:47) Remember, you can find today's show in its entirety, a redacted version known as the Redux, and of course, all the stories, news, national holidays, Ask Uncle Bobby features, and local events online at thebteamshow.com. I love that you call it a redacted version, like there's secrets in there or something. Yeah, there are the secret is there's no music or commercials. That's right. (31:10) That's right So now it's not a redacted version. There's no music or commercials unless you're willing to sponsor it That's right, I'm just saying Mike Kelly, that's right $8 can get that new per episode. Yeah. Yeah. (31:26) Yeah. Okay. No per minute. Yeah per commercial. (31:31) Yeah Not $8 a month, that's right now We're worth a little more Are we I think so are we I don't know. Okay, we'll find out We're out of time. We've said that for the last two minutes, so we're gonna go I'm Skylar black Bobby Durell get us on out. Hey folks Thanks for listening to the BT morning show your leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast now We know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled down on this wild ride. (31:57) We call them Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, we gotta get out of here. So you keep on rockin', keep on rollin', never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B-Team is out. (32:08) And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.