Groundhog Day, Tater‑Tot Day & the Robot‑Toaster Uprising – The B‑Team’s Most Chaotic Morning Yet!

(00:00) Here's today's BT Redux. Hey! Hey, good morning from Walden Beach and as we said hi to Skyler who just walked in and I think walked right back out. You're listening to the B-Team Morning Show, brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa Gas, Stripes Pub and Grill, and OutKast Sushi. (00:21) I'm Bobby Durell, this is Tom Mason sitting over here, who may get relieved, I don't know. I might, yeah. I don't know, I think Skyler's gonna cry that he doesn't feel well after Minnesota. He did not stick around long, did he? (00:32) He's right there, I'm watching him. You're watching him as he's debating on whether he should, should I stay or should I go? Yeah. Is he suddenly caught in the Clash song? (00:43) Oh, it's a wonderful Monday morning. Skyler Freshback from Mini Somalia, St. Walls. And Tom and I here, well, we're just trying to stay warm. (00:51) Right, Tom? Right. Definitely not warm out there. Oh, man, yeah. (00:55) What a crazy weekend. Cold all weekend. You know, it was another one of those for me, Tom. You know, I have those damn Renai water heaters outside of a brick home. (01:03) Yeah. Yeah, well, the wind was blowing just right over Saturday night, so I got up Sunday morning and had no hot water. Oh, really? I've never had a problem with mine. (01:11) It's interesting. So it's where the fitting goes right into the brick wall. And it's based on what direction the wind's going and what side of the house it is. But the little brass fitting will get just cold enough at sub-30 that with the wind blowing on it, it'll freeze up. (01:28) So it takes about two minutes, maybe four minutes max with a hairdryer just right there on the fitting. You don't go out there with a blowtorch and just put it on the gas light? No, no. I felt like I learned that lesson. (01:40) I felt like I learned that lesson by proxy. Yeah. Okay. All right. (01:44) Good. Well, I'm glad you learned something. That's right. That's right. (01:47) You know, you strive. You strive. That's all you can do. Right. (01:52) 26 degrees out there right now, folks. Warming up to 55 today. It'll be 40 overnight. We're going to warm up a little bit all week, but not so much. (02:01) Not too much? Yeah, not too much. Okay. So keep an eye on it out there. (02:07) Bundle up, definitely. Remember remember, it's it's hoodie season. Yes, it is and talk to buy Tomcat about that How many how many hoodies you make last week? Oh my gosh Probably probably but close to I don't know 30 you think you're gonna get the last one made before it goes back to like 70 degrees Yeah, I get that last person that walks in and goes man. (02:26) I gotta have something Yeah, you're gonna hand it to him and go like hey the height is 76. No, I'm not gonna say Thank you Alright folks. Well, hey listen while we continue to get our stuff together get your holidays lined up and figure out what we're doing with Skylar We're gonna we're play. How about some John Lennon and imagine right here? (02:49) 100.3 k rock the classic rock station. You're listening to the VT morning show Stay tuned I've seen all good people at least at least that's what they say. We just saw one. Oh We did? (03:03) Yeah. Where? Oh, he doesn't count? No, I wouldn't call him good. (03:10) You're listening to the BTM Morning Show right here at 100.3k Rock, the Classic Rock Station. I'm Bobby Durell, that's Tom Mason sitting over there to my left, the man filling in. Apparently, I guess Skylar is back now, so we'll have to see what that means for you the rest of the week. Sounds like he had a large time. (03:29) Yeah. Yeah. Hey, you do. You do need to come in on Friday though, cause I won't be here Friday. (03:34) Yeah. The sixth. Oh, okay. I mean, the paycheck will be better. (03:39) Yeah. So yeah, that's what it is. I mean, you're going to get my paycheck for Friday. Yeah. (03:44) Yeah. So a little known fact, but second chair actually makes all the money. Oh, do they? Yeah. (03:47) Yeah. That's great. Oh Man, it's it's a Groundhog day. I thought for a second there. (03:56) I thought you were gonna say it's a balmy. Yeah It is a balmy 26 Actually, it looks like it's dropped down to 24. So we've lost two degrees in the last two songs. Yeah I'm taking it. (04:09) The weather's not a fan to yes. Yeah Now it's Groundhog Day and I tell ya, I heard they were looking at getting an Italian groundhog this year. Oh yeah? Yeah, but every time they ask him if he's seen a shadow, he says, I ain't seen nothing, huh? (04:27) I know. Terrible joke. That was a dad joke, Bob. Yeah, it was. (04:35) Oh, you know what? It's two-factor authentication day, Tom. Is it? Yeah, 2FA day. (04:41) Okay, yeah, you caught me off guard with that one. I know, I know. But look, I'm just saying, nothing says romance like proving to your toaster you're not a robot, so it'll make toast. Oh man, when my toaster gets there, I'm throwing it out the window. (04:55) You know, I gotta tell you, people are concerned about the robot uprising, and I'm telling you, it's already happening. Because robots now make us prove to them that we're not robots before they give us access to the thing we want. That's true, isn't it? I never thought about it that way. (05:11) That's pretty ironic. I just, you know, there you go. Think about it that way. All right, two-factor authentication day for the uninitiated, or the, well, willingly ignorant, is a sacred annual reminder that your password, which is probably still password123, or password123! (05:29) If you've followed the new standards. isn't a plan, it's a dare. You know, it's the digital equivalent of locking your front door but leaving a note that says key under mat. So now, once a year, the tech overlords light a ceremonial USB stick and tell us to add a second layer of security. (05:48) You know, like duct taping a garden hose to the Hoover Dam. Listen celebrate responsibility verify yourself twice before wrecking yourself once that's all I'm saying okay, okay? Yeah, that's good you agree All right people we got man. We you know what we got it. (06:06) We just got a lot going on oh So, uh, y'all stick around. Don't go nowhere. We've got your marine report coming up now. And, uh, we'll be back with a little Joe Walsh here, Clapton, maybe some Europe. (06:17) I don't know, whatever I feel like playing. So, uh, just stick around. Eric Clapton and cocaine right here 100.3 k rock the classic rock station You're listening to the b-team morning show with Bobby and and well Tom because Skylar is I don't know he's a Too busy being cool? Is that what we're gonna say? (06:49) Sure. I'm trying to figure out. We can go with that. Yeah, these headphones are all jacked. (06:54) I was gonna say, what are you doing over there? I can't hear anything, and it's killing me. And there we go. I think I finally figured it out. (07:03) You know, nothing makes good radio trying to deal with a headphone amp behind you. Because someone else felt like that's where they needed to turn the phones down instead of at the board. Meanwhile, I got him cranked all the way up on the board. Anyway, all right. (07:20) Hey, 24 degrees out there, folks. You're listening to the B-Team Morning Show. About 20 minutes till top of the hour. Brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa Gas, which, man, gas logs were running all weekend at my house. (07:33) They're going, yes! Yes, cold temperatures. I don't think they've been turned off. I doubt it. (07:44) Brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa Gas, Coors Stripes Pub & Grill out in Navarre, and OutKash Sushi over in Miramar Beach. Great places. Great time for sushi right now. You don't have to worry about it getting warm. (07:55) It certainly is. 24 degrees out there right now climbing for a high of 54 today So it's gonna be kind of kind of a little cold all day about 75% humidity But don't worry that dew points down at 17 degrees Tom is it yeah? Yeah, you got 10 miles of visibility too, which means you can see forever that it's it's darn cold I fight a constant battle in the wintertime. We have to keep our humidity levels in the store at a certain level for the inks and all the stuff that we do. (08:25) And it's a non-stop battle in the wintertime to try to keep that humidity level up where it needs to be. What do you need to keep it around? It likes about 50 to 55 percent. So kind of about natural air conditioning. (08:38) Because I usually keep my house, I try to keep it around 55. Right. So in the wintertime, you know, everything drops down around 20, 24 in there. Yeah, it's a battle. (08:47) Yeah, it's yeah, it's just look I gotta tell you this is one of those times where I'm so happy to have a brick house. Yeah Right, right You know the first couple of days isn't so bad because the bricks get all nice and warm and then they radiate the heat Yeah, so you're kind of like that's not so bad. Yeah, but they've crossed that now Now it's going to be 70 degrees in a couple of days, and everybody else is going to be talking about how warm it is, and I'm going to be like, it's cold! Yeah, it's not warmed up yet. (09:11) It takes two days for me. Oh man, fun days, fun days. Well, speaking of days, I mean, we all know it's Groundhog Day. We talked about it being two-factor authentication day. (09:21) Yeah. You know what else it is, Tom? What is it, Bobby? Heavenly Hash Day. (09:24) Heavenly Hash Day! Oh, yeah. Yeah, because nothing says, we ran out of holidays like celebrating a dessert that sounds like something your aunt found under the couch in 1973. That's right. (09:38) You know, if you've ever looked at a bowl of marshmallow mystery meat and thought, man, you know, this could be more existential dread. Well, congratulations. It's Heavenly Hash Day. I wouldn't even try to say that word this early in the morning. (09:50) Existential? Yes. Heavenly hash day for the uninitiated, or well, the recently concussed, is the annual celebration of a dessert that looks like a church potluck lost a bet with a glue stick. Yep. (10:04) It's culinary fever dream of marshmallows, canned fruit, and the kind of chocolate that tastes like it regrets being chocolate. You know, folks mark the occasion by pretending it's nostalgic instead of mildly traumatic, spooning it into plastic bowls like it's a sacrament. You know, somewhere between a salad and a cry for help, Heavenly Hash is less a treat and more a test of how much you'll eat just to feel something. Great stuff, man. (10:32) Yeah, you can't wait for it. If that didn't sell it, I don't know what will. Running out looking in the couch cushions for some Heavenly Hash. All right, folks. (10:44) We got our local news coming up with with Dan the man Dan diamond And then we're gonna be back with guns and roses easy top Boston and more so y'all stick around don't go nowhere Boston with can't you say You believe in me. You can say it. Plus, plus still in love. Yeah. (11:06) Yeah. You can say it as much as you want. A little double header right there. A little, little five minutes and 12 seconds after two four plus minutes songs. (11:14) That's why we didn't talk hardly at all. Yeah. Played a bunch of long songs. We didn't get through all our holidays. (11:20) No, I know, I know. But you know what, I couldn't let the 7 o'clock hour sneak in here without getting at least one more in. Yeah, we gotta get this one in. Yeah, we definitely have to do it. (11:29) It's Tater Tot Day. It is Tater Tot Day. What a wonderful day. Because nothing says we gave up like celebrating compressed cafeteria shame in nugget form. (11:39) All that's true. That's true. You got to celebrate that frozen potato shrapnel. Yeah. (11:44) Yeah. Yeah. Shaped for toddlers and grown men with emotional support air fryers. Thanks to lunch lady Doris. (11:51) Oh, Tater Tot Day, the sacred celebration of deep-fried mediocrity. Well, it arrives each year like a grease-stained love letter from the frozen food aisle. You know, it's the one day America collectively agrees that baby hash browns shaped like cough drops deserve, well, reverence. You know, because nothing says culinary ambition like a side dish invented by accident and marketed like a snack for hungover toddlers. (12:14) You know, folks gather around microwaves and air fryers like it's a damn spiritual revival. Worship in the golden crust of processed comfort. Mark your calendar. Cancel your cardiologist. (12:25) Because this one's for the stomach, not for the soul. I love me some tater tots, man. before before i had uh... diabetes yeah i was all over that yet and then the love me some good tater tots on and on and on the and i'm not so much a teeter tot guy anymore okay so before yeah pre pre pre all this uh... (12:48) we're we're we're we're favorite uh... tater tots come from uh... you know and i was that sonic did a great job on some tears that's yeah yeah yeah they do they're probably for fast food They're all over it. I got it got to give b-dubs a shout out for some tater tots. (13:02) Yeah. Yeah Culver's has tater tots, too. Oh, yeah Yeah, they're pretty good. Yeah. (13:07) Yeah, I would I was always it at B-dubs, you know, you want fries? No, I want to talk. Yeah Well, maybe our listeners will call in with some tater tot recommendations, huh? Yeah, well, hey the nice thing the nice thing about that tater tots at b-dubs if you smile and wink at me Just right. (13:26) Yeah, and you ask her if she'll toss the tater tots in some desert heat. Yeah Hmm good stuff awesome toss them around in some of those dry rubs that you like. Yeah, that's a good idea Yeah, hey look you might be on to something when all else fails listen to the fat kid. Yeah Always said that never take your food recommendations from a skinny. (13:46) There you go. Hey folks just after 7 o'clock You listen to the B team morning show right here on 100 point 3k rock the classic rock station brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa gas stripes pub and grill and outcast sushi I'm Bobby Durell sitting in here filling in for Skylar who's back in town, but yeah, I He doesn't feel good. His tummy's hurting. (14:07) That's why he's got his stiffleys. His tummy's hurting. He's got his stiffleys. He's got a cold. (14:12) He sounds pretty rough. Yeah. I know. He came in for a minute. (14:16) I was like, damn, Big Ron's here? Oh, that's Tom Mason over there by Tomcat Fang sitting in yet again for Skylar. One more day. Yeah, one more. (14:30) I bet you. For now. I bet you you'll be here all week. I love you, Bobby. (14:35) Tom says he's got stuff to do. He's got hoodies to make, man. Stuff to do. All right, folks, stick around. (14:42) We've got more classic rock coming your way, but for right now, we're going to get quiet and let the music play. Standby for more rock. 100.3k rock. Walking the tightrope right there, Stevie Ray Vaughan, just after, well, you know what, Tom? (14:57) We're almost exactly at half past the hour. Almost exactly. Almost exactly. 7.29 and 20 seconds. (15:04) I mean, you know, couldn't plan this better. It's like we wanted to be there. Yeah, it's like we're reading the American Broadcasting Association clock the way we should. Is there a reason for us to be there right at 730 that's just that's what they what somebody did back in the early 1900s and now it's standard. (15:30) Oh, so we could we could Realistically we could do this every time we came on Almost right exactly where we need to be almost right exactly where we need to be Because we're never late 7 o'clock folks as I said right at 730 and 0-0 seconds yes half past 7 o'clock right here on the 100.3 K rock your classic rock station you're listening to be team morning show brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa gas stripes pub and grill and outcast sushi it's 26 degrees out there warmest has been all day cash coming on up to fifty three today folks it's going to be uh... it's going to be a chilly one now nice thing as i can be as windy as it was this weekend we're only looking at like one at one mile an hour winds out of the southeast so they'll be warmer it was but boy i was fighting yes we (16:18) can that was brutal that was brutal uh... sunset around five twenty four tonight and if you're wondering why everybody seems a little crazy on this uh... february second well it is a full moon that explains a lot Yeah, just trying to help out. Trying to help out. (16:33) Well, hey, Tom, it turns out AI is sexist. Is it? Well, I mean, that's the way I read it. I'm sure. (16:42) Here we go with the labels. A new study is raising concerns that artificial intelligence could hit female-dominated jobs the hardest. Okay. Yep. (16:52) Researchers found roles like administrative assistants, secretaries, and payroll clerks, jobs largely held by women, are especially vulnerable because much of the work involves routine tasks AI can now handle. The study stresses that this isn't about skill or performance, but about how the workforce is structured. Experts warn that without retraining and support, AI could widen existing gender and economic gaps, and say workers and policy makers need to act now to adapt before those jobs disappear. It's got to fit somewhere. (17:25) So, you know, I can't can't nail a 2x4 together. So not yet. What are you saying? Women can't nail a 2x4 together either? (17:34) I feel like that's what you said. I feel like you said that women can't nail a 2x4 together. Did you hear that Kat? Man, I might have been getting myself in trouble last week, but I think I just got out of the doghouse. (17:47) You know, I have learned one lesson throughout life, that when it's time to put down the shovel, put down the shovel. Yeah, you hit rock bottom and picked up a pickaxe. Then again, I think you jumped on that from the wrong direction, Bob. What, now you're saying I just jump on women? (18:06) What are you talking about? Keep going. Well, hey this next song goes out. It's a little dedication from Tom Mason out to his lovely wife cat. (18:16) It's it's from Queen Crazy little thing called love. Yes it is You know somebody's needs to tell Neil that southern man don't need him around anyhow Yeah, you agree you want to tell him I kind of I do I think he's been told I do actually you know I I will say Pappy and I had this this conversation not too long ago because you know he thinks that we should never play Neil Young or anytime we play Neil Young it should be immediately followed by I Just drew a blank Leonard Skinner Okay, and I actually laughed I said, you know, I used to feel that way too But I saw an interview with Neil Young not too long ago and he actually apologized. (18:57) Yeah for his Southern Man song Yeah, he said in retrospect. He realized that he was Being glib that he was being bigoted. Yeah, and that he understood why Leonard Skynard responded the way that they did and Appreciated the fact that they did and said in retrospect. You probably would not have made that song again Yeah So I uh, you know good on him. (19:20) Yeah. Hey, look, he apologized so I can turn the other cheek Just saying understand everybody's got to grow right? That's right. That's right. (19:31) Oh Well, tom, you can tell by the music. You know what that means. I do it's that time it is It's that time when we all look for that shining northern star of enlightenment the time that we look for for someone for the man who's been there who's thought a thing or two, seen a thing or two, made a mistake or two, but is always willing to provide you the guidance and the luxuries in life that weren't afforded him to just give you a leg up. (19:58) We're talking about the man, the one, the only, Uncle Bobby. It's time to ask Uncle Bobby. All of this is stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. Tomcat Custom Apparel saying cold or hot, doesn't matter, you need a brand on it, so They'll brand it for ya. (20:18) I know you're wearing nothing branded today. Not today. But anyway. But Uncle Bobby can help you with that. (20:23) That's what happens when you get dressed in the dark. So Tom, did we have a question come in for Uncle Bobby today? We do. The questioner, unused treadmill patron, asks, I keep paying for gym membership, but I almost never go. (20:37) I feel guilty canceling it because I might start using it. But I also want to find other ways to stay fit that I will actually do. Is it time to cancel? Oh, is it time to cancel? (20:51) Absolutely. When it comes to that gym membership, you gotta cancel it. Because listen, the gym is a museum where people go to admire the idea of themselves. If you are not attending, you are not a member, you're a sponsor. (21:06) Fitness is not a building, it's a problem you create for your body on purpose. So you gotta start treating your daily life like hostile terrain. Look, stairs are mandatory, elevators for the weak and injured, and you are neither today, my friend. You gotta turn errands into movement with intent. (21:24) Carry your groceries like you're transporting evidence and you cannot be seen struggling. Park at the far edge of every lot like it's a tactical decision, then walk with enough speed that strangers assume you have a mission. And listen, now we get serious. You gotta replace your gym with Gorilla Fitness. (21:44) I'm talking about office building stair raids, curb jumps at intersections, impromptu wall sits in places with bad lighting, and if anyone asks what you're doing, you tell them you're training for composure. Alright? If you need accountability, form a covert calisthenics circle. No branding, no matching shirts, just silent meetups where everyone does ironic push-ups like it's performance art and self-defense at the same time. (22:14) You know, the gym sells comfort. You need a lifestyle that, well, refuses to let you sit down without consequences. Wow. I know. (22:25) Yeah. I think a lot of people are going to change their goals based on that, right? Well, you know, it seems appropriate because it is February 2nd, which means officially 99% of the world has given up on their New Year's resolution. Yep. (22:43) Yep. That's why gym memberships sell a full year in January. Right. Because they're smart. (22:50) Do you want to buy a month? You can buy a month for $400. You can buy a year for $379. Right. (22:57) Your choice. It's a one time deal. That's right. One time good deal that goes away. (23:02) It goes away after the first of the year. All right, folks, we've got traffic. We've got our news coming up right after this, so y'all stick around. Don't go nowhere. (23:16) That's a Monday morning request and dedication requested by Skylar Black, Will Goosby, and Matt Jankiewicz, all sent with love to Taylor Black. Her favorite songs is it? Oh, yeah. She absolutely loves it time Every time you see her if you could play one in dead or alive, you just make Taylor happy. (23:32) Really? Yeah. Okay good to know So I think I'm gonna get myself in trouble. Yeah Taylor Taylor's maybe not the biggest fan of Andre Folks it's just after 8 o'clock. (23:45) It's 805 right here on a Blustery I'll say well. I guess it's not blustery. It's just a chilly. Yeah on it shut up that you hear that phone going off Yeah, that's Taylor. (23:56) Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I can only imagine yeah, it's 30 degrees and Warmest it's been all day 30 degrees climbing up to 54 now overnight. It's gonna be 24 degrees right here In the Fort Walton Beach area, so yeah, it's gonna be a chilly one today, but don't worry it It's it's gonna be the same all week. (24:15) Yeah, I believe yeah, let's just doesn't want to warm up. Yeah tomorrow We're gonna get to 67 okay low 57 so not not so bad 61 and 36 on Wednesday with some morning rain and then Thursday back to 52 and 33 Man, although my pool pump is, or not the pool pump, but the lawn pump's probably going to be unhappy because typically what I do in this weather is I throw a cover over it and I put a small light bulb in there on an extension cord just to keep it warm in there. And yeah, after the cold snap, I'm going to take that off and it's going to be freezing. (24:50) Tomorrow it's going to give you hope. Man you can tell it's a full moon. Yeah, cuz there's day today There's a lot of crazy stories out there, and I you know man It's just gonna be hard to get through them all but I'm gonna try but yeah the one I had another one queued up, but this one I I'm just blown away. Yeah, so a teaching assistant at a junior high school in Brooklyn Was fired for flashing photos of her genitals in a sex video of herself to three female students Oh, no now the students were shown the photos and video at a girls empowerment movement meeting. (25:30) Okay? Yeah. Yeah, so this I told you it's all pillow fights and Now that stuff this came to light After the teaching assistant son who's in the seventh grade was caught sharing videos of his mother Pleasuring herself to other boys in the locker room. Oh my gosh now when the boys shared it to the school officials One of the girls who saw the x-rated content was present and said oh, oh, I guess like mother like son and Wow. (26:01) So the girl went on to share that the teaching assistant had flashed her breasts during one of the empowerment meetings and shared that she had her own sex tape. So on top of losing her job, the woman's now been arrested and charged with three counts of endangering welfare of a child. Geez. Somewhere in there, common sense has to come into play. (26:24) You know, and you just go, this is probably not the smartest thing I could be doing. I, I'm just baffled, man. I am truly, truly baffled that this could happen. Yeah, you go, where do you think this is okay? (26:45) And people talk about, you know, oh, well, some of these rules that they put on and suppression. Well, you have to, because, you know, people don't understand that maybe, maybe there's a time and a place. Yeah, there's usually somebody's name tied to those things. Right? (26:58) Yeah. Right. So, you know, I guess that's something Mondami can deal with, because that's, that's up in his neck of the woods, right? Yeah. (27:05) One more thing for him. yeah yeah you know and i thought it was funny to you i uh... i don't know if you you saw this or not but uh... you know uh... (27:13) mandami just made a big deal about signing this new thing as a rule in new york that gave all of the city agencies just five days to come up with a czar of savings to inspect their efficiencies and see where they could save money Doesn't that sounds similar to something somebody else did yeah, yeah And we thought that was just evil. Yeah. Yeah terrible. (27:42) Yeah But who was that guy? I don't know that yeah, I just heard about it in the news I don't know a couple few months ago. Maybe a year ago. He's not from New York I mean, I think he originally was from New York now. (27:53) He's down in Florida or something. What was that guy's name? Where's he living now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Trump. (28:00) Oh Yeah Doge Doge something like that All right. Hey folks stick around we've got more classic rock coming your way and i'm sure we'll we'll find other ways to rile you up So keep those keep those uh ticked off uh text messages coming in if you know the number if not Sorry, hey Check my facebook page. That's right there. Hey david bowie. (28:23) This song goes out to all the democrats after losing joe biden It's changes You know what I'm not gonna make that joke You started to I started to yeah, I was gonna it was gonna make a joke about About Minnesota, but it's probably too soon. Yeah Probably somebody not asking that yeah anyway You're listening to the beat team morning show right here 100 point 3k rock the classic rock station if you're wondering he just made that offensive comment that was Tom Mason and The expendable guy. That's right. Somebody's got to be expendable. (29:08) It's been a while since I've been suspended. You listen to BT morning show brought to you by our friends over at Okaloosa gas stripes pub and grill and outcasts sushi Yeah, yeah, so hey. Thanks guys for supporting us and for the fun that we have over here. It's it's a crazy Monday, man It's a full moon. (29:27) It's it's 30 degrees Northern weather is down here drunk in the front yard and you need to come pick it up, Wisconsin. Yeah Take it back Take it back, please. Oh, man. So, anyway, yeah, we're going to get a brief reprieve tomorrow. (29:45) Looks like we're going to hit a high of 67, but then it's got some AM rain on Wednesday and a high of 61 on Wednesday, so not so bad. Yeah. But then we're back down in the low 50s come Thursday on. So, yeah, it's going to be fun. (30:00) Well, the cloud cover brings in some, keeps the heat in, so that helps. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't haven't heard anything from puxatoni phil yet. I don't know don't know I I think I told you they were looking at replacing him with a an italian gopher and And that guy just kept saying I ain't seen nothing Well, tom talking about craziness out there now And i've got more and unfortunately these people are (30:24) not out of florida. So hey, that's congratulations you other states. Yeah, uh, but a woman was arrested in johnson county, north carolina After deputies say she was driving more than a hundred miles per hour on highway 70 in snowy conditions. But wait, there's more. (30:42) Oh gosh. Police say she was impaired. Oh boy. And she had a one-year-old child in the car. (30:51) who was not properly restrained uh... man you know yet she was pulled over arrested charged with multiple offenses including d w i reckless driving speeding in child abuse the child was safely released a family members at the scene thank god yeah thank god you know i i i i watch sometimes watch those tv chases and things like that they go on and you hear that I'll say it, especially out in California. You hear the guys in the helicopters are watching it, and they're going, well, we hope nothing bad happens. (31:21) And I'm sitting there thinking, no, I hope the guy crashes into a concrete barrier, and he's done and over with. Now, in a case like this, I don't wish that, man. You put a child in danger who has absolutely no ability to get out of the situation. 100% wrong it it makes me question parental rights. (31:45) Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah, so You know and listen you know people people have problems people have their demons that they chase they uh... those types of things uh... not gonna disparage them and you know if that's her case i i hope she gets better but in the same token we're going to continue to put a child in that yeah yeah exactly you know especially especially someone they can't can't get out of it so anyway that's (32:11) our uh... that that's our our craziness for the day man hundred three miles an hour in snowy conditions impaired yet impaired obviously and and brought in and obviously impaired enough that couldn't figure out how to you know ticket child in a car seat girl my gosh you know this is what's wrong with america today i'm angry i don't think it's alright well we've got the weather report to calm down he's going to talk about chilly weather so maybe it'll cool you off time they were coming back we've got uh... back company heart greg allman and more coming up so you know stick around don't go nowhere hard magic man right here when i went to iraq the classic rack station you listen and uh... (32:52) yeah that's that's you're listening to you for all of the team on the phone all right i don't want to know and then i guess i try it was a team morning show with bobby durell and tom mason of By tomcat fame. That's right. That's right. The only bob and tom that matter Oh bt morning show is brought to you in part by our friends over at okaloosa gas Uh stripes pub and grill and outcast sushi. (33:15) It's 35 degrees outside warmest. It's been all day And it'll keep getting warmer. I know, I know. You know, I got a little story to tell based on, you know, you almost missing the button, just having your mind somewhere else. (33:29) And I guess I should apologize to the guy on Beale Parkway this morning as I was coming in. I was near Sam's, and the light's flashing yellow, but for some reason, I only saw the yellow light, so I stopped. I'm sitting there at the traffic light, and all of a sudden I realize, oh, that light's flashing. I need to go. (33:49) That's right. So if you were driving into work this morning about 545 and wanted to know what the hell was wrong with the guy in front of you, now you know. Yeah, pray for it. This is rough when you get into your 60s. (34:03) Oh my God. But I gotta tell you. That was bad this morning. I gotta tell you, Tom, you don't look a day over 72. (34:07) I'm glad to hear. Thanks, Bobby. Well, Tom, you know, we talked about some crazy stories, and usually we're always talking about Florida men or Florida women. But hey, the other states, well, they're kicking off. (34:19) They're starting to play catch-up. Yeah. Hey, and by the way, we'd like to thank the shopping center for blowing off the driveway today. Right in the middle of the radio show. (34:30) So here we go for a third time Tom. Yeah, not the first time. Okay, not the second No, three three three. It's a magic number now shout. (34:39) That's right For a third time a Louisiana man was arrested after he pretended to be disabled online to lure a nanny to his home to change his diaper Oh my gosh Oh, the man used the online nanny service to request help caring for someone with special needs. When the victim showed up at his home, the man told the worker they needed to care for him like he was an infant, which included changing his diaper. He's been charged with human trafficking and is currently in jail. The man pulled the same stunt in 2019, again in 2021. (35:13) Both times he told victims he needed help changing his diaper and tried to persuade the victims to recruit others to care for him. How does that relate to human trafficking? That I don't get, but wow. 2019. (35:27) Three years later, 2021. Hey, give the man credit. He waited five years this time. If at first you don't succeed, right? (35:34) Hey, you know what? Maybe he's found success in there somewhere we don't know about. You know what? That's what I'm wondering. (35:39) I'm wondering. That's a weird fetish to go three and five years in between. So how many times has it worked? Exactly. (35:46) Yeah. Right. That's the scary part. Oh, let that one sink in, folks. (35:52) Oh, hey, these awkward car conversations with your children are brought to you in part by... Who? Dubob.com. Go check out Dubob.com. (36:04) It's where all your Ask Uncle Bobbies are located. All 360 plus Ask Uncle Bobbies you can find right there on Dubob.com. And don't forget to check out the merch store. Speaking of websites, you can always find more at thebteamshow.com. (36:17) That's where all these crazy stories are. Yes, this one's going to be there in just a matter of moments. All these crazy stories are right there, as well as today's link to Ask Uncle Bobby, your holidays that we've talked about, events that we've got going around that we know about in the community, all right there. You can jump over to the On Demand side and hear the B-Team Rewind that goes up about 9 o'clock. (36:39) It's a three-hour rewind of the entire show. Plus, we've got the B-Team Redux where we go down and we pull out just the little talking bits and all that fun stuff. You can find it all there at TheBeatTeamShow.com. But until then, well, how about, man, you know what? (36:56) Sometimes you don't plan these. But you know, the next song coming up is Greg Allman, I'm No Angel. I feel like this goes out to this Louisiana man. Although he's trying to be like a little cherub in the diaper. (37:07) How appropriate, yeah. All right, y'all stick around. More classic rock coming your way after this. Great show in the morning, bring local news, bring a lot of laughs, a lot of jokes. (37:20) I tell you, that's a song chock full of meaning right there. You think? Yeah. Yeah, I am the walrus by the Beatles. (37:27) Am I on? Yeah, you're on. Okay. You're there. (37:29) I can hear you. I can't hear me. I just, that last few minutes of static and noise, I decided to kind of pull out a little bit. Okay. (37:38) Yeah, that was the the Beatles right there with I am the walrus. Hey cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo You know probably the one person that that song made sense to was our next gentleman. Yeah Yeah, so here we go. This is another fun one out there Tom. (37:55) Okay, no diapers in this one Okay that we know of But a man, high on meth, hijacked a small plane in Washington State and flew it to Corona Municipal Airport in Southern California with his girlfriend. Wow. Now, during the theft, the couple tampered with the plane's transponder to hide their flight path. Now, the man returned to Corona Airport at the end of last month and climbed into the cockpit of another plane, which he managed to turn on the engines, but was caught before he could take off, and he admitted to being high on meth during the incident and was (38:27) arrested. Wow. Wow. I mean, an airplane, of all things. (38:32) That's the kind of thing that you should be behind the wheel of. High on meth. That's right. Right. (38:39) What's the worst that could happen? Oh, yeah. I bet he was screaming, I am the walrus. Die. (38:48) But did you die? Tomato to motto. Tomato to motto. Oh, gosh, you're so worried. (38:54) That's that from, what, The Hangover? But did you die? But did you die? Then what's your problem? (39:01) Right. All right, folks, we've got just a few more songs coming out for you before we get out of here. But right now, we've got the Talking Heads, And She Was. Right here at 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. (39:20) So, Tom, my question is, was she? She was. She definitely was. Yeah, that's right. (39:27) That's what I hear. That she was. You know, you shouldn't play the hand drums on the tabletop. Really? (39:34) To a song, yeah, when you're on the radio. Well, you know, it's suboptimal. It tends to get a little noisy. Yeah, like I say, it's not the best, but I guess you could. (39:47) Well, I don't think you should. We've had all the fun that we can have. It's time for us to say sayonara and goodbye and get out of here. So have we confirmed that Skylar's going to be here tomorrow? (40:00) Well, we'll see, aren't we? If not, you'll be alone. Yeah, that's the story of my life. That guy. (40:10) Millennials. Millennials, that's all I can say. He did look a little rough this morning. Oh, man. (40:17) Yeah, you know at his age I know I have flown in at 430 and been on the air. Yeah, come on. That's right. You did come back Italy or something like that. (40:28) It was on air the next day and on on air the next day. That's right Yeah, I mean he changed from Eastern Time to Central. Oh, well, you know, oh, it's tough. I Flew back from Japan and was on air Whatever. (40:42) All right, folks, we gotta get out of here. You've been listening to the B-Team Morning Show, brought to you in part by Okaloosa Gas, Stripes Pub & Grill, and OutKast Sushi. Not to mention, you got to hear Ask Uncle Bobby, stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. Thanks, Tom. (40:56) Yeah. Hey, it's been fun having you in the last few days. Don't be a stranger. Yeah, it has been fun. (41:01) You know, and I don't mind coming back when it's warm weather, too, you know? I just want you to know that. No, well, hey, I've got coming up in March. I'm gonna be out of town for like 12 14 days Yeah, you're gonna have a long stint with Tyler. (41:15) Oh boy. You don't seem so excited. No, I am It's a lot of fun. I enjoy coming in here. (41:21) You enjoy hanging out with me born. She's sure Bobby. Whatever you say. Yeah. (41:25) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's why we're my favorite Bobby Yeah, that's why we're in that one group in the radio station with with Skylar Skylar a better DJ than Bobby That's what my phone says. Yeah. (41:35) Yeah. Love you, too, Tom. All righty any parting words for Advice wisdom anything just just try to stay warm. Yes, that's it. (41:44) Stay warm right now Are we gonna are we gonna do winners coming back? So when I'm out of town, are you gonna do ask uncle Tom? I Could yeah, yeah, I could come up with something. I want to call it uncle Tommy though You think that's a better better name for it. (41:59) Oh Alright folks, you've been listening to the B-Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you've settled in for this train wreck we call the Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, Tom and I, we're moseying on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. (42:22) Until the next time, the B-Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.