Escape Day: The Secret Holiday That Lets You “Die” for a Day (And Why You Should)

(00:00) Here's today's B-Team Redux. Here's today's B-Team Redux. Yes, and shout it out loud. Hey, it helps if you turn the microphones on. (00:07) Right on the edge, man. Wow. I know, right? Just way to start off the day. (00:12) You're listening to the B-Team Morning Show, brought to you by Okaloosa Cats, Stripes Pub & Grill, and OutKast Sushi on 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. I'm Bobby Durell sitting in over here filling in on mic one for Skyler Black, who's on vacation just doing all the wrong things. I hope so. Yeah, to my left we've got Tom Mason off the bench into the main show of Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel fame. (00:37) Tom, how are you doing? I'm doing good today, man. It's Friday. It's still cool outside, but that's okay. (00:43) Yeah, it's still a little chilly, but it's going to be like that through the weekend. It just is what it is. We're doing that in solidarity because Skyler's up in mini Somalia, St. Walls. (00:57) We're suffering this weather down here for him. He would the things we go through. I know yeah, it's sacrifices We make it we're givers. Yeah, we're givers. (01:07) Oh So Tom you made it out of the office for a little bit to have fun on on a great day for it Right day three man starting here in the morning instead of over at the over at the store. Yeah Yeah, you said it's brighter than waking up and kissing cat. Hello. Yeah I do that before I leave. (01:25) Oh, Tom said he's just gotten out of it and it's a great day for it because it's National Escape Day. It is National Escape Day, yeah. Yeah, it's a holiday for everyone who fakes their own death just to avoid a group text. It's a holiday doing what your what your daddy did in 93. (01:46) Yeah, that's right fantasy without a forward address Exactly. Hey kids going out for a pack of smokes. I'll be back. I'll be making some milk. (01:54) Yeah, I Oh, National Escape Day, for those brave enough to admit they've fantasized about faking their own death in a canoe accident. Well, it's the one day a year you're socially permitted to mentally evacuate your life like a burning Waffle House. That's right. It's about travel, it's about absence, it's the spiritual art of not being here for the nonsense. (02:15) Some people book flights, some people hide in the garage with a lawn chair and a Bluetooth speaker blasting whale sounds. Either way, it's a celebration of leaving without leaving. Yeah, it's kind of like emotional tax fraud, if you think about it. You know, it's interesting, listen, because January 1st of every year, I don't text, I don't Facebook, I don't do email, I don't do... (02:40) I will answer the phone if you're somebody I know, but I just disconnect electronically from everything. That's my thing on January 1st, is I don't want to be a part of the electronic world. Yeah, yeah, I I you know, I kind of do the same thing My my house my doors always open if you want to stop by and see me Yeah, I'll start first thing in the morning. I throw some collards on if there are some black-eyed peas in I make cornbread You're welcome to stop by the house at any point We black-eyed peas and cornbread together with with little collards because that's always luck. (03:11) It's a southern tradition, right? It's pretty much the only thing I eat all day and have everybody by you know might have a little toddy maybe a Maybe a bloody mary, maybe a toddy, maybe a beer, you know, it doesn't matter. It's just a it's an easy laid back easy going day, right? So, um, you know, I was always told whatever you do on a new year's day is what you'll have success in for the entire year. (03:32) So I love to spend that day cooking and hanging out with friends and family. That's good. That's what I like to have success. Good way to start the year. (03:40) Yeah. Yeah. You know, I, I got some, I got some good bits like that. Yeah. (03:43) You know, I got some good bits like that. There's just some things that I do that are that are right Tom. Yeah, I mean, that's right That's why I'm a device columnist It happens. All right, we got uh, we got blue oyster colt with uh, don't fear the reaper, you know, that's a great song for uh, For national escape day right cowbell. (04:01) That's right more cowbell You can keep it right here at 100.3k Rock Beat Classic Rock Station. We've got a full three hours yet to go with Ask Uncle Bobby coming up. Some crazy holidays for you and so much more. Stick around. (04:15) Bob Seger in the Silver Bullet Band. You'll accompany me. Love that song. Yeah, it's a good song. (04:20) It is a good song. Good old Bob. You know, you don't have him in the Silver Bullet Band. And it is Bob Seger. (04:25) Yeah, it actually was Bob Seger this time. Yeah, yeah, it really was. It really was. Was that a couple days ago? (04:29) You know, you make one mistake. Do I hold a grudge? You make one mistake. One mistake. (04:33) And this guy doesn't let it go. Yeah, you know, the beauty of having a live show is when you make a mistake, nobody remembers. unless you bring it up to a more let's go to the redux yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Hey, big reminder, you can, Tom brought up the Redux and the Rewind, that's right, you can go out to thebteamshow.com and check out all the happenings that's going on over here. (05:05) So all the events that we talk about, they're right there under events. Show notes for each and every day, all the crazy stories that we talked about, links out to the full stories, links to Ask Uncle Bobby for the day, plus any of the upcoming events, holidays, things like that, all the fun stuff we do on the air, you can find it all right there on thebteamshow.com. Up to and including, if you go to our on-demand section, you'll see the B-Team Rewind. (05:26) That's a full three-hour recording of the show. That's the show in its entirety from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. It's usually posted by about 9.15-ish each day after we're done. (05:37) Then there's the Redux now that one follows about a day and a half behind it takes our interns a little bit of time to cut out all the music get down to just the the bits that we do and And get all our transcription done and everything like that and a little post written up on it So that one I mean takes a little bit longer, but you know damn interns me the background team I mean, they're busy. Yeah, you just can't you just can't get quality help these days. They're busy drinking, right? (06:02) Yeah, probably it's because they were up all night trying to get the rewind Redux done All right speaking of crazy things another fun holiday, so we talked about it was National Escape Day. It is also national inane answering message day Oh my gosh, yeah. A holiday for people who think, sorry, I missed your call, is a personality. That's right. (06:28) That's right. Yeah. Hey, I'm not here right now. Well, that's comedic genius. (06:33) If you think about it. Yeah. Yeah, it really is. It really is. (06:37) All right. January 30th is National It ain't answering message day. You know, it's a sacred time when we honor the great American tradition of wasting each other's time with robotic cheer and forced whimsy. You know, it's the one day a year when you're encouraged to revisit your voicemail greeting and ask yourself, do I sound like a hostage or a cult member? (06:58) Yeah, this holiday exists purely to remind us that before social media, people still found ways to be unbearably annoying using nothing but a landline and delusion. So go ahead, record something new, preferably something short, sober, and not involving a ukulele. I have a favorite one from years ago that I recorded. We had gotten a puppy, and the minute you walked away from me, he'd start doing that puppy whine and crying and everything like that. (07:31) So I just put the answering machine down next to him and just did the, hey, sorry we can't answer the phone right now, we're beating the puppy, but as soon as we're done, we'll give you a call back. It I got so much. Oh, yeah so much grief over that I I used to do I used to do stuff like that all the time Yeah, like yeah, I would I'd find great music to play in the background and you know using all my DJ skills yeah, and my other favorite one that I got so many people with was the one that everybody does that Hello Yeah, what? (08:07) I'm sorry. I'm sorry what? Who who is this? Yeah I'm just kidding. (08:15) I'm not out you're talking to my answering machine and I would get so many messages. Yeah, you know And you just hear the click Fun fun crazy little things that we do. All right, we've got the marine report coming up then we'll be back with Bohemian Rhapsody You know Guns and Roses Leonard Skinner. Yeah, kind of classic rock stuff. (08:39) So stick around don't know where I Short little song there for you queens of bohemian rhapsody. Yeah Just you know, just it's quick six minutes 28 seconds. Yeah, it's a quick one. You know, they could have made a longer song It's a great song though. (08:55) Yeah, but you know if you're doing the if you're doing the background singing you gotta last for six minutes That's right. It's like well and how about this? It's six minutes 28 seconds and there's no hook or course. Yeah That's true. (09:06) Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. No, nothing repeats right no hooker course. (09:11) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there you go And it goes through what three different genres. I think I think so. (09:15) Yeah, I mean little operatic little Rock and a little classical. Yeah, it's it's all in there. It's it's It's a little bit of everything a veritable smorgasbord of music. It's an entire radio station in itself. (09:29) That's right. That's right Yeah, that's one of those songs that you used to be able You know back in the day when you really had to go to the bathroom you throw on bohemian rhapsody Yeah, yeah, you had some time never thought Hey, we're halfway through the six o'clock hour having more fun than we really should right here on the B team morning show brought to you in part by Okaloosa gas stripes Pub and grill and her friends it out help back it out Cast sushi. Oh my gosh. (09:56) It is it's a Friday Tom. You think the Bloody Marys? Yeah, you know, they probably will well, they just haven't kicked in yet haven't kicked in yet Oh man, we've got crazy holidays going on for you. We've talked about it being National Escape Day, National Answering Machine Day, and now we're up to the one that, well, it's really kind of makes me think of you, Tom. (10:19) National Big Wig Day. Yes. Yeah, it does fit me, right? Finally, a holiday for everyone with a title. (10:26) a trust fund or a toupee. You're the toupee. Yeah, I'm the toupee. You know, I have a title here, trust fund. (10:34) You could get the big wig, huh? It's a holiday for people who's peaked in middle management and never let it go. I'm just saying. All right, National Big Wig Day is the one day a year we crank up the delusion and pretend that throwing on a synthetic hair helmet makes us, well, philanthropists. (10:55) Yeah, it's part costume party, part charity drive, and all the excuse you need to ignore your responsibilities while looking like Liberace's understudy. you know the idea is to raise money and eyebrows simultaneously which frankly is more than most fundraisers managed so go ahead grab a wig strike a pose and pretend your poor life choices are suddenly tax-deductible. They're not poor life choices. They're questionable. (11:23) questionable questionable feed into the end game i guess questionable okay yeah yeah are folks stick around we got uh... guns and roses welcome to the jungle so uh... that's where we are It helps if you turn the microphones up. There we go. (11:50) We had an hour to get this right. That's right. It's Friday, folks. I don't know what to say. (11:56) It is. As the doobies just said, well, Jesus is just all right with me. I think that's the new Minnesota ICE song, right? I always felt like it should be. (12:06) Oh, it could be. I didn't relate it to that, but I think you're right. I think the anti-ICE protesters, it should always be, Jesus is just alright with me. I saw a really bad meme. (12:15) I was like, ooh. I'm not going to say it, but I was like, ooh, that's so funny, but ooh, man. No, not there yet. Maybe tomorrow. (12:30) Well folks welcome to the to the B team morning show right here in 100.3k rock your classic rock station we We are brought to you in part by our friends over at Okaloosa gas stripes pub and grill and outcast Sushi out in Miramar Beach. I'm Bobby Durell sitting over here on Mike one filling in for Schuyler black That's Tom Mason to my left by Tom Kathleen. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here you like that by Tom Kathleen Kathleen. (12:55) I love it. That's We've been filling in all week, having a lot more fun than we should, and probably expecting that we'll be back Monday, Tuesday, maybe even Wednesday of next week. And we learned that we talk a lot, huh? That's right. (13:07) That's right. That's okay. We get to do the readouts. I'm sure there's people out there driving around going, shut up and play the song. (13:13) I'm waiting on that next song, man. I'm sick of listening to you guys. If you want to hear all of the hijinks that we've been up to over the last couple of days, you can hop on over to thebteamshow.com and right there on that site, you're going to find all of the stories that we've talked about, all the events that are coming up that we know about in the community that we've pitched and talked about on air. (13:34) Not to mention, you've got the whole on-demand section that will give you the B-Team Rewind. Now, that is a full three-hour recording of everything we do on here, music and all. And then we've got the B-Team Redux. And Tom, the B-Team Redux is up-to-date as of yesterday. (13:51) That's awesome. Yeah, you know, I got the interns. I got them in there and got them working. You had to crack the whip, didn't you? (13:57) No, no, no. See, that's the difference between Skyler and I. Skyler goes in there and tries to crack the whip, and they're about a day late. Okay, so what I found is I just went in there and I threw him a couple of cookie crumbs Yeah, and I just said here's a cookie and you get a lick if you can get it done in the next hour or so It's remembering the little people (14:22) It's what makes you good. Yeah. Yeah, you know, yeah, I mean such a giving person could have been tyrannical I could have I could have hurt him. Yeah, but no Such a good guy, so yeah, no get get back in the damn office and work All right, I gotta go deal with some interns and and we'll be back but right now in excess new sensation 100.3 K rock beat classic rock station listening to Bobby (14:51) and Tom the only ones that matter. So Tom, I gotta tell you a fun story. Kansas, Kansas point of no return here. Yeah. (15:01) I've told, I think I've told this story before, but it's a, it's one of my favorites. So back when I worked for a, for one of the big banks, you know, like arguably the largest bank in America. Okay. If you get where I'm going. (15:14) Can you say that one more time? Yeah, so the largest bank in America. I wrote that down. I worked up in their control rooms, and we would do massive releases, new software and stuff. (15:26) Money? No, no, no. Software. We were upgrading e-commerce, upgrading different parts of the bank, loan processing, stuff like that. (15:36) Even we got into mobile banking, and it was before I made that move over there, but I worked in what was called the master control room. You know, 50,000 feet oversaw everything happening in the bank that weekend. And one of my jobs is to put together what was the point of no return for the weekend, right? Like, hey, once we hit this point, no matter how bad it is, we got to keep shoving forward. (15:59) It's going to take us too long to try to back everything out to open Monday morning. And so that's in the control room. What I would do is I knew exactly how long the song was it's like a two minutes and I think it's like two minutes and or two minutes 57 seconds or something like that. Okay, so I would watch for the point of no return was coming up and I'd have it written down and at two minutes 57 seconds before it I'd start playing that song in the control room and And then when it would end, because it always ends with, how (16:32) long? I would go, now. You started in about the whole thing about, you know, releasing and everything like that. And I'm picturing you up there with this vat of pennies that I'm ready to let go. (16:50) We're the bank and we're going to control when the minions get it, you know. It was almost that way. It was a lot like that. Yeah. (16:59) Yeah. The other one I used to do too is, you know, we'd have to run the control room and I was usually the person shutting it down because I usually worked the second shift or the overnights. I'd start overnights and then they'd move me to second shift as we were getting down. And then right at the end, as we're starting to finish, right, it's four minutes, 11 seconds, the final countdown. (17:20) Minutes 11 seconds before we were gonna close a control room I used to have a lot of fun. Yeah Fun at work, huh? Yeah, I gotta do different things. Hey, fun story out there, cyber security experts are warning criminals are using a subtle typo trick that's nearly invisible on phone screens. (17:42) What they're doing is they're swapping the letter M in a web address with R and N side by side. On small screens, RN looks exactly like an M, so your brain fills in the rest, and assumes the site is real. The fake emails often pretend to be from major brands, pushing urgent messages about account issues, invoices, or password resets. Click the link, enter your info, and well, it goes straight to the scammers. (18:12) Experts say the fix is simple but easy to forget. Slow down. Yeah. Yeah, check the full sender address Don't click links and surprise emails and type the website in yourself when in doubt that one extra second can save your account. (18:27) Yeah, that's That's a whole terrible thing that goes on sometimes with not sometimes always I like the scammers. I like to imagine there's a special place in hell for those people. Oh, yeah It's it's probably a Somali daycare. Yeah Oh, anyway, speaking of that, Pat Benatar, Hell is for Children, right here at 100.3 KROQ, the classic rock station. (18:54) You're listening to the B-Team Morning Show with Bobby and Tom, the only Bob and Tom that matter. Scorpions and wind of change right here 100 point 3k rock the classic rock station You know I talk about I love playing these songs and inopportune times right you know fun things like that. Yeah Had I been Tim Hohman? Right okay, if if it were if it were me yeah, what I would have done is when they announced that that uh... (19:25) walls had agreed that uh... state law enforcement was actually going to start doing their job and protect and crowd control and protect federal officers trying to execute on their job okay i would have had my agents walk outside and would've blasted as loud as i could wind of change it started off with the clint eastwood uh... Anyway well I gotta tell you I really wish Skylar was here today. (20:00) Yeah, because gee I feel Because I'm gonna I'm gonna say this one is only in Iowa, okay, you know he relishes in the Florida man stories yeah, and then we got one out of Iowa that that I enjoy and And this one, well, Sky Sky, y'all kinda won this one. Yeah, it makes you feel good, huh? Yeah, so here we go. (20:27) Near the end of a work day at a FedEx facility in Iowa, a woman rushed to the bathroom and moments later realized she was giving birth. Oh my gosh. Not knowing she was pregnant. I mean, I feel like there's signs. (20:47) I would think so. I feel like there's signs. There's got to be something. How do you not? (20:51) I'm not a woman. But you think. First responders arrived just in time and her baby boy was born right there at the facility. Both mom and baby were taken to the hospital and are doing well. (21:08) The mother later said she had no typical pregnancy symptoms and even lost weight, making the shock even bigger. A birth she now calls her unforgettable FedEx baby. How big was she before this all started? Right now, if you look at her, she looks like your typical Iowan. (21:36) She's not a big girl. Maybe there was no way of her knowing. She's wearing glasses, so I'm going to assume she's smart. Makes me smarter. (21:53) uh... so anyway that uh... yeah there there we go i uh... i know i'd just i'd feel like uh... (22:05) man i really wish that's why i said i really wish skyler was here to to just think it's maybe he can explain to this explain this yeah lucy lucy's play something right uh... anyway well and he's something she won't be doing any time soon Pink Floyd learning to fly right here on 100.3k rock, the classic rock station. Tom and I are going to get out a slide rule and try to figure this out. Yeah, I don't have an answer to this one. (22:35) Jimmy Hendrix and Foxy Lady right here at 100.3k rock the classic rock station. I gotta tell you Tom every time I hear that song I always think about Dane Dana Carvey. Yeah, what was he Wayne? No, he was Garth Garth. (22:48) Yeah Garth and in Whatever that movie was I just forgot the name of it Wayne's World Wayne's World. There we go. I Because you said the guy's name. I know I know it's it's one of those mornings. (23:00) You had me caught off guard I'm like, did he really yeah. Yeah, it's one of those mornings. It's one of those mornings. All right, you can get that straight That's right. (23:08) You can tell by the music playing behind us that it's that time It's time for us to slow it down a little bit get some real practical advice from the man the myth the legend the guy that has the best worst advice possible That you know, I when I when I have to key in my own self, it just sounds really narcissistic weird. Yeah, that's right You did a good job It's ask uncle bobby right here brought to you at stitch together by tomcat custom apparel where tomcat custom apparel is reminding you It might be a little warmer today. That means a branded polo But go ahead and pick up a hoodie for tomorrow. (23:42) There you go. All right, Tom, do we have a question in from someone this morning? We do, Bobby. We have Invisible Aaron Mule ask the question. (23:56) I handle most of the emotional and practical work in my household, but nobody acknowledges it. I feel taken for granted, and I'm getting burned out. How do I get them to notice and appreciate what I do? Wow, so you know Kat can just, she can call me, she doesn't have to write in. (24:18) You think? Yeah, clearly. But then it wouldn't be out there for everybody. True, true. (24:24) So, okay, all right, well, I guess we're doing this. Anyway, listen, all right, Kat, I mean, emotional donkey, what do we call this? Visible Aaron Mule. Yeah. (24:37) Yeah, not Kat. I am. Listen, look, you're not a partner, okay? You're a convenient store that never closes. (24:45) And the reason nobody notices is because you made excellence feel like background noise. See, here's the part people hate hearing. Appreciation is not a filling. It's a bill. (24:56) If they are living in a clean, functional, emotionally cushioned little paradise, that's not luck. That is your labor. So stop donating it like you're trying to win a saint competition, okay? First, you gotta start keeping score, quietly and precisely. (25:15) You know, like an accountant with a grudge, okay? Not because you're petty. No, no, no, no, no. Because reality needs receipts. (25:22) See, the next time somebody says they're stressed, you just nod like a bank teller and let the problem sit in their lap until it gets heavy. Okay, then you execute a dramatic withdrawal of services. Not forever, just long enough for the household to experience the terrifying silence of you not saving the day. Do not announce it with a speech because speeches invite negotiations and you just stop doing the invisible stuff. (25:52) The reminders, the planning, the emotional patch jobs, the little rescues that keep everyone feeling like the world runs itself. See, you gotta let the gears grind until somebody finally asks why the machine is smoking. And when they notice, do not accept a lazy drive-by thanks. Oh no. (26:15) No, no, no. You make them be specific. Like they are testifying in Congress. Like they are before a court. (26:23) If they cannot name what you do, they don't get the luxury service package. Well said. Life just got a little harder, didn't it, Tom? Sage advice from Uncle Bobby. (26:42) I love how you're trying to play it off like, oh, this is what I've been waiting for all week. It's been my favorite one. Oh, here we go. It's the Pretenders, and don't get me wrong, right here, 100.3K Rock, the Classic Rock Station, you're listening to the B-Team Morning Show with Bobby and Tom, the only Bob and Tom that matter. (27:01) Have fun, y'all. The Black Crows and she talks to angels right here at 100.3 K rock the classic rock station just after eight o'clock in the morning on the warmest day of the week. It has been. Yeah, we haven't really talked about that. (27:20) That's right. It's 46 degrees climbing up to 61 today but don't get too excited because tomorrow's high is like 32. Yeah, it's supposed to drop again all the way through. I think, uh, Sunday's the coldest day. (27:32) Is that 23 or something like that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (27:34) Sunday. Uh, so right now looking Saturday, 22 to 37, uh, Sunday, 30 to 44 and Monday, 40 to 52. So Saturday is going to be the coldest day. Okay. (27:45) Uh, mostly sunny and windy, uh, looking at 25 mile an hour winds is what they're calling for on Saturday. So it's going to be a, it's going to be a breezy day. It might be a good day to stay inside. Yeah. (27:55) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, go outside man. That's a vitamin D. (27:59) Yeah, it was nice to warm up a little bit. Yeah, hey You're listening to the b-team morning show right here on 100 point 3k rock the classic rock station brought to you by our friends over at Okaloosa gas Reminding you that hey, you know a little bit of gas it keep you warm right now. I We've got stripes pub and grill as well and outcast sushi over in Miramar Beach Thank you guys for all your support and everything that you've done for us. Hey Tom. (28:24) Did you see this story? Talking about Okaloosa gas. I'm I'm sure Okaloosa gas would back us on on this is this is kind of a boneheaded thing to do, right? Yeah, so Up in Indianapolis, right? (28:38) and I didn't know this could happen, but I guess if it gets cold enough, your gas lines can freeze. Yeah, I wasn't aware of that. I wasn't either. So an Indianapolis man was trying to thaw his frozen gas lines with a blowtorch, and well, he sparked a house fire, sending flames into the home. (28:57) Because that's what I would go grab first. The homeowner spotted smoke in a bedroom closet and rushed everyone out while calling 911. Firefighters later found the man still under the house, unaware the fire had started, and safely pulled him out. No one was hurt, but the fire caused heavy damage and forced three adults and a dog to evacuate. (29:17) Fire crews say using open flame near gas lines Extremely dangerous. That's a bad thing. You know, it's like did we have to put that warning? Yeah, I know clearly we did Yeah, just you just can't make this stuff up The most amazing thing to all of this is it was an Indiana man. (29:35) Not a not an island. Yeah. Oh, that's true Yeah, yeah, and here's what's funny. John Hilsman just heard that and went. (29:41) Yep. Yeah I know, we used to do that. Who's her? We used to do that when I was growing up. (29:49) Unlike you though, I didn't know it would freeze. I was unaware. You know, I have had, because we have so many swings in temperature here, I have had it with propane. Like if you're trying to run the propane tank while the temperature drops, like it does sometimes, I've seen it where the propane tank, I guess it almost gets like a little vapor lock on it or something, it just won't. (30:10) Yeah, it won't produce anymore right because it's too cold outside and so you have to warm the tank to get the makes sense like anything it's a gas and then it's a liquid first and then it becomes a gas when it gets warm enough. Well, it only becomes a liquid under pressure. Yeah, that's true. Anyway, so learn something new. (30:32) So there you go. Hey, if you're deciding to warm up those gas lines, don't. Don't. Especially with a blowtorch. (30:40) That's right. I'm pretty sure George from Okaloosa Gas would agree with me. Oh, folks, we're having as much fun as we can here. We've got just a little under an hour left with you guys, but don't worry, we've got more great classic rock coming your way, some ZZ Top, Foreign or Bad Company, and all coming up, so stick around. (30:59) Don't go nowhere. Boston and don't look back right here 100.3k rock the classic rock station you listen to the BT morning show with Bobby and Tom right here the only Bob and Tom the matter hey reminding you there's a lot of stuff going on this weekend but stay warm out there the the Milton's crew of airships or crew crew wrecks I forget what their man it you know probably should have it pulled up and probably talking about Rex is not yet crew of airship pirates no there is a crew of wrecks there is a correct but it's not that's not known So anyway, they've got their 2026 crew of airship Pirates Mardi Gras parade in Milton, Florida Tomorrow January 31st from 3 to 5 now. (31:44) It's gonna be a little chilly. So yeah, you know bundle up, but it ought to be fun Yeah, it'll be fun. Always a great time there More things coming up come next Friday. We've got the soup or Bowl soup cook-off and pause fundraiser. (31:59) Yeah. Yeah, so up er Bowl, okay All right. Yeah. Yeah, I know it's a little punny. (32:07) It's fun. Yeah So for for that's over at Mid-South Bank says the first ever Super Bowl soup cook-off and fundraiser for paws So come come join during the lunch hour from 11 to 2 on Friday February 6 vote for your favorite soup made by local chefs bring donations and supplies for paws and meet some of the pups and kitties that may become your forever friend. There you go. (32:29) Yeah. Yeah, that's why I won't go I End up taking some walk away with a damn dog. I know me best way to do it though. Yeah No, that's one home that needs a home every every dog. (32:40) I've had to been a rescue. Yeah, everyone Navarre Beach Mardi Gras parade is next Saturday you join the crew adjusters celebrating their four years of family-friendly fun and Mardi Gras floats and beads all from one to three over on Gulf Boulevard in in Navarre beach. Yeah, that's a great parade. That is a lot of fun. (33:01) It's a lot of fun It's amazing how many people get down there on the beach that that is true. That is true It truly is a lot of a lot of fun last year. There was a wedding. Yeah. (33:11) Yeah, that's right all of the parade Yeah, that happens every every every couple of seasons. It seems like yeah, it's fun It's it really is it mind-blowing how many people go down there? It sure is it sure is Hey, and just a reminder if you want to find out more about those events that we just talked about or any of the stories we've talked about today, as well as hear a repeat of the show, either The Rewind or The Redux, you can find it all at thebteamshow.com. (33:35) That's thebteamshow.com. You'll see our show Show notes right there on the front as well as a link out to the current Ask Uncle Bobby. We've got all of the events there. We've got the holidays that we've talked about and made fun of. (33:48) And then over in our on-demand section, you'll find two things. You'll find the B-Team Rewind. That's a full three-hour recording of the morning, each and every morning play. I think even about 30 days of that but we're gonna pull it back to probably about five in just one solid week Yeah of the rewind so you can go back and listen to what we've said and then we've got the Redux which is where we pull out (34:09) the music and we come down just our little Speaking parts and talking bits and the best part of the show right the best part of the show Yes, sir to the show. That's that's where you hear the things like Well, uh, Mr. Alexander Baker Depew. Yeah. Yeah. (34:25) So romance isn't dead. I'm going to tell you that. Romance isn't dead. So 32 year old Alexander Baker Depew tried to buy $288 bouquet and chocolates for a dancer at a local strip club. (34:40) Yeah. But instead of using real cash, he paid for it with 15 fake $20 bills marked as props meant for motion pictures. After the florist realized the bills were fake, Baker DePue didn't leave town. No, he headed to the Oasis Cabaret, where the woman he was trying to impress worked and allegedly tried paying for his bar tab there with more funny money. (35:03) That drew law enforcement's attention, and when officers searched him, they found hundreds of more fake bills, plus cocaine and meth, in his pockets. He was arrested on counterfeiting charges, drug charges, and is being held in jail on a $21,000 bond, turning what was meant to be a Valentine's season jester into a costly mistake. Beer and make a man do stupid things. That's right. (35:29) That's right. You know, he was just trying to show her a little love. Alright folks, that's uh, that's that's the news for right now. We're half past eight o'clock We got about 20 more minutes 30 minutes with you and then we're gonna be saying sayonara But in until then we got some ZZ Top foreigner and more coming up right after this Nostalgic classic rock makes me feel nostalgic. (35:54) Can I have my music? That's a little dedication from Tom Mason out to his wife, Kat. Yeah. Good love and gone bad? (36:04) Yeah, bad companies, good love and gone bad. Okay. I am pushing until I get a phone call. You are. (36:11) I'm pushing until, I don't believe she's listening right now. I'm surprised you haven't gotten a phone call. I did put it on silent. And in a moment now. (36:21) 47, I'm not going to answer that. Folks we've been having a good morning. I hope you have to we're 20 minutes to the top of the hour right here 100.3 k rock the classic rock station. It's still a cold one out there folks. (36:38) It's it's gotten all the way up to to 49 degrees I think that's the warmest it's been all week. That's like 20 degrees warmer than it was yesterday at this time. Yeah, I So we're up to 49, cruising to a high of 60 today, but don't get too excited because, well, from Saturday until Sunday, it's going to get cold again. That's right. (37:02) Tomorrow's high is looking at 37 with a low of 22. Sunday will be at 44 with a low of 29 and back to 53 degrees on Monday. All the plants are confused. They're going, okay, boom! (37:18) Don't know what to do. Yeah. Oh, the moon is getting really excited today. So we don't have sunset until 521, but moon rise is at 258. (37:33) Well, the moon's getting excited because man is going back to visit. That's right. In just a couple of weeks. That's right. (37:40) First manned mission back to Mars. To the moon in what, 50 years? In over 50 years, yeah. Artemis 2. (37:49) Yeah, we're going to go see if our flag's still there. Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. So Tom, any big plans for the weekend? (37:58) What you got going on? No, nothing big. Probably just work and do stuff around the house. We're not doing parades this weekend. (38:08) I think you and I are going to Cruis' St. Andrews next weekend. Yeah, we'll be in Panama City next weekend instead of over in Navarre. I'm thinking about I don't know it's just gonna be a little chilly But I might I might make the trip over to Milton and check out the crew airship pirates I I haven't been to that one. (38:24) I think that I think it would be fun. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be a good time Yeah, maybe well, that's it three we could leave here about two. Yeah, you know Maybe we can make it make a day trip out of it. (38:32) Well, we don't have to dress up. Oh That's true, huh? We can stand in the crowd and be hecklers. And holler at people. (38:40) Yeah. Throw me beads! Beads! Beads! (38:44) I need beads! Oh, man. I don't think a lot of people are going to be showing boobies. Yeah. (38:50) No, not this weekend. It's a little chilly. Not this weekend. All right, folks. (38:55) We've got more great music coming your way right here on 100 point 3k rock the classic rock station again want to say thank you to to Okaloosa gas stripes pub and grill and outcast sushi for for all their sponsorship and You know the money that they pay to keep us on here Tom. That's right. That's a portion portion money well spent portion of your paycheck is coming from that that's Good to know. (39:16) And that shows up when? Well, yeah. Right, right, right, right after the last one. Awesome. (39:21) I can't wait. Right after the last one. I'm so excited. Hey, I just, I want to know, I put in for a raise. (39:24) We did double your pay. Yeah, thank you. You guys are the best. This is what I do. (39:29) Like I said, I give to the little people. Now, get that damn intern back into the office, okay? All right. Folks, we got more great music coming your way right after this. (39:38) There's more here than meets the ear. 100.3 k rock. Ozzy Osbourne and Crazy Train right here on 100.3K Rock, the Classic Rock Station. You've been listening to the B-Team Morning Show with Bobby and Tom, the only Bob and Tom that matter. (39:55) Yeah. And we've had a fun week. We've had a great week. Well, I've had three days. (40:01) Three of the five. Yeah, I've had four of the five. I mean, I was here all five, but four of them. The other two, yeah, you did do with Skylar. (40:12) Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's been a lot of fun. I'm sure you'll be back on Monday. (40:15) We'll see how that goes over the weekend. I've got my calendar clear. Just let me know. Maybe I shouldn't say that because the Schuyler hears he's gonna go. (40:25) Oh, it's covered. No. No, he's a friggin millennial He doesn't have the same work ethic. He just doesn't he likes to pretend that he does. (40:32) Yeah, he doesn't yeah, he doesn't he's still a millennial All right. Well folks. We've had all the fun we can have for one day. It's it's 854 It's coming up on time for us to get on out of here So we got time to play you one more song, but before that we're gonna say sayonara again I want to say thank you to Okaloosa gas and to stripes pub and grill and (40:50) to outcast sushi out in miramar thank you guys for all your support and keeping us on the air we do appreciate it a big thank you to uh... by tomcat custom apparel for always sticking together that uncle bobby request yeah and uh... for for lending us your services time for the for the last three days depreciating that thank you is going mainly to the cats of my time Yeah, I am trying to get myself out of hot water. Yeah, you're in big trouble. (41:15) Tom, any final thoughts, parting words? Nah, man, it's been a great week. Appreciate the opportunity to come sit here with you and enjoy the studio and watch as it grows and becomes better and better and better. This is really neat. (41:30) Yeah, well, you'll have to come in and spend one day with us when we're both here. Anyway, so people don't think it's just one of us disguising our voice all the time. All right, folks, well, hey, for that, I'm gonna say thanks for listening. As always, you've been listening to the B-Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. (41:51) Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in for this wild ride that we call a morning show, but it's come that time of day. It's bourbon o'clock, and some cigars, well, they're calling my name. So, Tom and I, we're moseying on out of here, and we're gonna tell you to keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B-Team is out. (42:15) And that's a wrap on today's B-Team Redux.