The Holiday Nobody Knows Exists: Inside the Bizarre World of Thomas Crapper Day

What if I told you there’s a national holiday that celebrates the very thing we all try to ignore? Join us as we dig into the weirdest calendar‑date‑ever—Thomas Crapper Day—and discover why a toilet‑named hero is the perfect lens for politics, capitalism, and our collective need for a good laugh

Rise and shine, Emerald Coast! In today’s intro we’ll set the stage for a rollicking ride through a Tuesday that feels like a mash‑up of a national‑holiday parade, a weather‑watch‑dog‑report, and a no‑holds‑barred political round‑table – all wrapped in the irreverent banter you’ve come to expect from Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell.

From the moment the guys launch the show at 6 a.m. on 100.3 K‑ROQ, we hear the familiar sponsorship shout‑outs to Stripes Pub & Grill, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi. The men immediately dive into today’s trio of “unofficial” holidays—National Chocolate Cake Day, National Plan‑for‑Vacation Day, and Punch‑the‑Clock Day—riffing on sugar addiction, spreadsheet‑filled vacation itineraries, and the soul‑sucking monotony of clock‑in culture.

Beneath the jokes, the B‑Team drops a weather rundown that pits Destin’s 22‑degree chill against “colder than Greenland” dramatics, then rolls into a quick plug for the Great Pages Circus (two shows tonight, one‑paid‑adult‑gets‑two‑kids‑free). The show’s flow shifts to a heated discussion about ICE confrontations in sanctuary cities, the politics of sanctuary vs. enforcement, and a tongue‑in‑cheek call for a constitutional convention to curb career politicians.

Listener‑driven content follows with “Ask Uncle Bobby,” where a neighbor‑boundary complaint gets a delightfully mischievous answer—strategic garden flags, solar path‑lights, and a “neighborhood reality show” vibe. The hosts sprinkle in pop‑culture updates (Southwest’s new assigned‑seating policy), a reminder about the upcoming Super Bowl Soup‑and‑Pet‑Adoption fundraiser, and a grim weather recap of the winter storm that killed 30 people across the Midwest and South.

All this is seasoned with classic rock hits—ZZ Top, AC/DC, Def Leppard—commercial breaks, and the ever‑present “B‑Team Redux” on‑demand feed for listeners who want the best bits without the music.

So, buckle up, grab a warm drink (or a chocolate‑covered Oreo if you’re feeling brave), and get ready for a morning show that mixes satire, social commentary, local events, and the kind of gritty humor that makes the Emerald Coast’s sunrise a little less cold and a lot more entertaining. Enjoy the episode!