Bingo Hostages, Rhubarb Pie & the 13‑Inch Foot Shock: The B‑Team’s Most Insane Holiday Countdown

If you need a whole day to measure your feet, I’ve got bad news about how long it’s going to take you to sort out the rest of your life.” – Bobby Dewrell, B‑Team Morning Show

Kick off your Friday with Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell as they dive headfirst into the wild, wacky side of the Emerald Coast’s morning radio. In today’s episode, the duo celebrates a trio of obscure holidays—National Activity Professionals Day, National Rhubarb Pie Day, and Measure‑Your‑Feet Day—while riffing on everything from laminated certificates to “xylophone‑shaped” sheet cake.

Between tongue‑in‑cheek commentary on a bizarre “Queso Bandit” burglary spree, a $900,000 casino win, and the latest weather outlook for the Gulf Coast, the hosts sprinkle in local highlights: Grow‑Fast in Destin, a Mardi Gras‑themed car‑show‑and‑food‑truck extravaganza, and a soup‑cook‑off fundraiser for PAWS at Mid‑South Bank.

You’ll also get a quick rundown of the NFL championship odds, a jaw‑dropping $1.8 billion Powerball jackpot story, and a cautionary tale about a school‑bus driver caught in a scandal. All of this is served up with the signature B‑Team blend of humor, sarcasm, and a dash of unsolicited life advice from “Uncle Bobby.”

So grab your coffee, tighten those shoe laces—maybe even measure those feet—and get ready for a fast‑paced, laugh‑filled ride through today’s most absurd headlines, local events, and the inevitable weather update. It’s the B‑Team Morning Show: where the only thing more unpredictable than the news is the hosts themselves.