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Paste Up Day & Reason vs. Delusion: The Week Florida Gave Us Fake Teens, Censures & Threats
Published: May 7, 2026
Duration: 39:02
Season: 2026
Episode: 74

Paste Up Day & Reason vs. Delusion: The Week Florida Gave Us Fake Teens, Censures & Threats

Description

We celebrated Make a Book Day, Paste Up Day, and National Cosmopolitan Day—because apparently gluing scraps together while pretending you've got it together is the entire human experience, and we're here to honor the beautiful fraud of it all.

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another Thursday—or as we call it, Friday Eve—on 100.3 KROCK, broadcasting from Fort Walton Beach on Florida's Emerald Coast. The day's high was set to hit 82, though Mother Nature had other plans: soggy skies Thursday through Saturday morning, with storms rolling through like uninvited relatives. The biggest news? The America's 250 Grand Parade in Crestview—originally slated for Saturday with over 200 floats and 900 marching band kids—got officially postponed to Saturday, September 12th. Can't march in a monsoon, and you certainly can't rally high schoolers in July. Silver lining: four more months to register your float and pretend you had it together all along.

On the National Day calendar, we celebrated Make a Book Day (gluing thoughts together and calling it literature), Paste Up Day (the ancient art of making chaos look intentional), National Cosmopolitan Day (vodka, cranberry, and regret in a martini glass), and National Day of Reason—because apparently we need a holiday to remind people to use their brains. Schuyler claimed that last one as his personal brand, which tracks. We also touched on the 69th Annual Destin Harbor Blessing of the Fleet and the Billy Bowlegs Pirate Festival kicking off next Thursday, with Captain Billy and crew set to join us on-air next week. In the meantime, swing by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre for their chicken parm sandwich—phenomenal with a capital F—or grab crawfish at Marine Max this Saturday (boats, hoes, and 500 pounds of mudbugs, free of charge). Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach keep us fueled and fed, because somebody's gotta pay the bills around here.

In the news: a Florida man (naturally) was arrested for threatening Trump, Rubio, and Pam Bondi online—because TDS is a hell of a drug. Ted Turner, founder of CNN and broadcasting legend, passed away at 87, leaving behind a media empire and a legacy of 24-hour news cycles that may or may not have ruined us all. Meanwhile, a 28-year-old woman in New York pretended to be a teenager to enroll in high school (for welfare benefits, naturally), and Ilhan Omar got censured by the ethics committee—because even Congress occasionally pretends to have standards. In local drama, a Florida commissioner allegedly threatened a colleague with "I know where you live" and a shoulder pat, proving that elected morons exist at every level of government.

Uncle Bobby delivered his daily wisdom to "Van Daydream Burnout," who hates their job and wants to quit to live in a van. Bobby's advice? Quit loudly, burn every bridge with artistry, buy the worst possible van (mystery noise included), and point that rolling apartment toward anywhere without fluorescent lighting. Freedom tastes like snacks, a phone charger, and a grudge. We wrapped with a reminder that tornado watches were in effect until 8 a.m., storms were rolling through Crestview, and the weekend forecast looked like a three-day tribute to ducks. Stay dry, stay caffeinated, and keep it locked to 100.3 KROCK—where the classic rock never stops, even when the rain won't.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. 100.3 KROCK as we open up a Thursday, Friday Eve edition of the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell set to get after it yet again. (00:19) A high of 82 today. Gonna be soggy Thursday, Friday and Saturday. At least before noon on Saturday. That full forecast coming up here in just a little while. Lots to talk about. Couple big events happening here in Okaloosa County this weekend as well. (00:38) We'll get into all of that, but Mr. Dewrell, how are you doing over there? Peachy. Think of all the places you'd rather be this morning and you couldn't even come up with a list of one. Yeah, no. I already have. Oh, you have? You do have other places? (00:54) Yeah, the list is long, my friend. I will tell you, my guess is of the list of places Bobby would rather be this morning, one is probably making a book. It's Make a Book Day. (01:09) Yeah, I guess writing a book yourself is one way to find a story without a billionaire on the cover. Fair point. Make a Book Day is that annual reminder that the human race will glue anything to anything and call it a story. (01:26) Yeah, then act surprised when it has feelings. Look, you take paper, staples and whatever thoughts you've been dodging all year and you crank out a homemade book like your Benjamin Franklin with a craft store coupon. Look, it's wholesome, sure, right up until you realize you're one glitter pen away from writing your own manifesto about dragons, divorce, or, well, both. (01:49) Look, the point is literary greatness. It's, I don't know, it's proving you can still make something real in a world that mostly makes excuses. Make a Book Day. That's one of the most exciting ones we've ever had, Bobby. (02:04) Well, you know, they can't all be the same. Here's Boston. The Cars. You might think I'm crazy. I do think you're crazy. It's the BT Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Durrell. (02:20) Prepare for a soggy set of days here in northwest Florida Thursday, Friday, and Saturday morning. Full forecast coming up here in just a few short moments. Don't forget, the biggest parade in Okaloosa County history is happening Saturday afternoon, right through the heart of downtown Crestview. (02:40) The America's 250 Grand Parade in celebration. Over 200 floats will be in this parade. Over 900 local kids from local high school marching bands will be performing in this parade. It's going to be something else. And it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to go see it. (02:58) The 250th doesn't come around every year. It comes around one time, Bobby. It's going to be a total day of patriotism and celebrating our independence in red, white, and blue on Saturday in Crestview. We've got more details on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (03:16) For the record, this is the second Bicentennial in my lifetime. Yeah, I guess you were... 1776. I was three. You were three? Yeah, that's true. Well, no, right before your third birthday. (03:31) Yeah, but close enough. Well, today on the National Day calendar, it's Paste Up Day. That's right. Celebrating the ancient art of gluing stuff together and calling it design. I mean, if you think about it, it's basically my whole career minus the scissor safety lecture. (03:49) All right. No arguments here. Paste Up Day is the annual reminder from the universe that everything you call finished is just a bunch of scraps held together by hope, glue, and a deadline you've been ignoring since Tuesday. (04:05) You know, it tips its hat to the big old school art of cutting, arranging, and pasting pieces into something that look intentional from six feet away. You know, kind of like most careers and at least one marriage I can think of. But the whole point is to celebrate the mess, the margins, the corrections, the little lies you tell with a straight edge and a confident smirk. (04:30) You know, so today, honor the beautiful fraud of making chaos presentable, because if you can't paste it up, you're going to have to own it. It's Paste Up Day. All right. Another exciting day today. (04:45) All right. Stick to it. We've got two more to talk about. I think they're a little better in the second half of the hour. We'll see. A little. I didn't say a lot. A quick look at your forecast is coming up next on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (05:02) Standby for more KROCK. 100.3 KROCK. Saturday from 11 till 3. Join us for boats. And hoes. And crawfish. And crawfish. And boats and hoes and crawfish. (05:17) Lions and tigers and bears. Oh my. Boats and hoes and crawfish. Oh my. It all happens at Marine Max. Now, we're going to have the boats and we'll have the crawfish, but I don't know if we'll have the... We'll have a water hose. (05:32) Hey, we'll have two out of three. We'll either have hoes and crawfish or boats and hoes. 500 pounds of fresh crawfish will be boiled up and served out. Come fix a plate. Enjoy. It's free of charge. (05:48) It's not going to cost you a dime. If it's free, it's for Bobby. And it all happens at Marine Max right here in Fort Walton Beach on Saturday. You'll find them on Highway 98 right there along the Sound across the road from Whataburger. (06:04) Well, today on the National Day calendar, Mr. Dewrell, it's a day of sophistication. Yeah. Something that speaks to you. National Cosmopolitan Day. Oh, yeah, yeah, because nothing says I got it together like vodka, cranberry, and pretending your problems are a garnish. (06:22) Okay, you can look at your life like a cocktail. National Cosmopolitan Day is that annual reminder that we, as a species, looked at cranberry juice, vodka, and regret and said, Yeah, that'll fix Tuesday. (06:39) Yeah, it's a holiday for people who want their drink to taste like a confident decision while quietly renegotiating with their past in the mirror of a bar bathroom. Somewhere a lime wedge is being squeezed like it owes money and someone's swearing that it's just one. (06:58) Like the universe hasn't heard that lie before. So go ahead, raise a glass to the pink potion, to the fine art of pretending you've got it together. At least until the tab shows up. National Cosmopolitan Day. (07:14) Cosmopolitan. You're using your tombstone line again. That's right. I love that. Very cosmopolitan. Eddie Muddy coming up after the Black Crows. Twice as hard on the Classic Rock Station. (07:29) We are 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I know we've been talking a lot about the events coming up this weekend, but also one week from today is the 69th Annual Destin Harbor Blessing of the Fleet. (07:54) It's going to be out there on the Destin Harbor next Thursday. And it's also the start of the Billy Bolegs Pirate Festival one week from today, as well, with the Little Scallywag Pirate Walk on Thursday afternoon. Details on both of those events at thebteamshow.com on the Events tab. (08:11) Now, today, Bobby, if you would like me to, I'd be more than happy to. I'd like to put the offer out there, because this day speaks to me, and it defines me. (08:26) Yeah, because I am the voice of reason. It's National Day of Reason. Look at you, excluding all women. Yeah, look what I did there. Yeah, yeah, great. (08:41) National Day of Reason, because apparently we need a holiday to remind adults to use the feature they've been ignoring since the first group chat. Oh, God. National Day of Reason is that one day a year where people light a candle for logic instead of whatever invisible paperwork they've been outsourcing their decisions to. (09:02) Look, it lands on the same day as the more popular prayer party, right? Which is fitting, because nothing says, I'm securing my beliefs like needing a competing observance on the calendar. You know, the whole point is simple. Celebrate critical thinking, science, and humanist values, because that's stuff you swear you love right up until it tells you to stop doing something fun. (09:25) So don't worry. Nobody's asking you to marry a calculator. Show up with a functioning brain and the courage to use it in public. Hmm. Yeah, Congress. No lie. A look at local news is next. (09:40) This is the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Stand by for more ROQ. 100.3 KROCK. The Classic ROQ Station is 100.3 KROCK. (09:55) 100.3 KROCK, 7-10 is the time on a muggy. Overcast Thursday morning. We've got severe thunderstorm warnings out in Covington County, Alabama right now. Tornado warning or tornado watch rather in effect for our listening area, Santa Rosa, Okaloosa and Walton counties until eight o'clock this morning. We're starting to see some storms build into North Okaloosa. So if you're in that Laurel Hill area, expect to see expect to see thunder, lightning and plenty of rainfall here in the next 15 minutes. But it doesn't look like a whole lot is going to get down south of I-10 at this point. But anyway, if anything changes with that, we'll let you know. But again, tornado watch in effect for our listening area until eight o'clock central time this morning. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outcast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And continuing to talk about the weather, Bobby, not only is there storms in the forecast today, but tomorrow, Saturday and on Sunday, which leads us to the fact that if you've not heard yet, the America's 250 Grand Parade and celebration Planted Crestview this Saturday has been postponed. Yes, it has. So, you know, rumblings about this started last night. It was, you know, the word cancel was coming up. And I thought, you know, this is a hell of a celebration. Yeah, they can't just cancel. Just dump it totally. And it has been postponed, but it's not going to be until the fall. Yeah. Yeah. Back in September. Right. It'll be Saturday, September 12th. And, you know, I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that you've really only got a couple of weeks of school left and you want to have all those kids from area high school marching bands be a part of the parade and summertime with them being out of school, it's just not going to happen. Right. Right. So it will be it will happen, but it's going to be later in the year. So I'm a little disappointed. I mean, can't control you can't control Mother Nature. And granted, the forecast this weekend does look to be an absolute crapshoot. But I was really looking forward to that event. I really was, too. I really was, too. They were going to have a few national dignitaries, national dignitaries in and I know the bases and units, several of them were planning marching units and stuff you don't you don't get to see that often down here. So I was I was really looking forward to it. Thought it would be a lot of fun. It was it was. Yeah. Going to be very fun this weekend. But I guess we'll just we'll table that fun for four months. Yeah. Hopefully everyone will participate. (12:44) Hopefully, if you were out there and thinking, man, I wish I had a thought about this. I wish I had participated. Hopefully you'll you'll participate in September. And now there's four more months to get registered with a float. So I guess there's your silver lining right there. Here in Destin Fort Walton Beach this morning, we're dealing with very overcast skies, humidity in the 90s and air temp at 76 right now, high today of 84. But the showers and thunderstorms going to be in the forecast again, not only today, but all the way through Mother's Day on Sunday. So that full forecast coming up here in just a little bit. Stick tight. Plenty to get to on the B Team morning show in the next couple of hours. So stay with us. We'll get you caught up on damn near everything. We're just full of good stuff. Yeah. (13:33) Scannard, Saturday night special on the Classic Rock Station. We are 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, Jane on 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station, Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell. It is a rather humid morning in northwest Florida. You can certainly feel that there's precip in our region. You've got severe thunderstorms to the north of us up in Covington County, Alabama right now. You've also got the severe thunderstorm warning in effect for northern Walton County as well. So that's going to be well north of Defuniac, but up towards what is that, Paxton, right around there. They're seeing severe thunderstorms just a few miles south of Florala right now. So if you are in that area, heads up. It's coming your way if it hasn't gotten there yet. Here in south Okaloosa County, things are still dry, but it is very, very humid this morning. Humidity is at 97% right now. That is right on the line of swamp ass. It's the BT Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Thursday morning, if you didn't catch us in the last break, we talked about the 250 Grand Parade celebration that was scheduled in Crestview this Saturday has been postponed due to this weekend's forecast until Saturday, September 12th. We've got the details for you on that on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Also topping the news this morning, a crazy liberal Florida man has been taken into custody after federal authorities accused him of making repeated online threats targeting Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, and former Attorney General Pam Bondi. I gotta tell you, that's crazy. Looking at the news this morning, too, there's multiple people arrested for threats of violence against the president. I mean, go ahead, but there's two or three other stories out there. This guy here in Florida, investigators allege that 32-year-old Nathaniel Sanders II posted threatening messages and videos on X and Instagram between January and April, including statements about bombing the White House and harming Rubio, while also referencing firearm ownership in some clips. Sanders appeared in federal court this week and is facing federal threat-related charges that carry a potential sentence for up to 10 years in prison if convicted. So there's countless, as you mentioned, countless examples of these TDS deranged lunatics all across the country right now. Well, I mean, you know, on top of that, there's a New Hampshire FAA employee that was arrested after threatening to kill President Trump. You know, they found that he sent an email to the White House saying he planned to neutralize and kill the president, and then they found that he was looking up and researching past assassination attempts. Good Lord. I mean, so, you know, this is, it's getting crazy out there. (16:48) Yeah, it absolutely is. And do you remember any other instance in your lifetime? I know that obviously, you know, Kennedy was a good decade before you, and then, you know, you had the assassination attempt on Reagan in the 80s. But I don't think there's been any sort of threat like Donald Trump has seen in the last two years, ever. I mean, it certainly seems more publicized, and it certainly seems crazier. But, you know, I don't know. You know, I, this, the cycle of hate that comes out, and to put it on him, it seems, it seems crazy. But, you know, I don't know. There's a lost touch with reality. But I'm glad to see that swift action is being taken, and people need to be held accountable. I will fight for your right to say what you want to say. I'm not going to fight for your desire to not have consequences. (17:55) Right. You can say whatever the hell you want, but you can't say whatever you want without having consequence. Yeah, I mean, there, you know, for each action there, there is an equal and opposite reaction. So, you know, there you go. I mean, and when you want to, yeah, you know, when you want to talk out of both sides of your mouth, you're part of the problem, Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, what a loser. All right. Coming up in about 20 minutes, we've got your daily advice from Uncle Bobby. Yeah. Hey, I did see Ilhan Omar got censured. (18:28) Oh, did she? Yep. Yep. The ethics committee voted to censure her over financial discrepancies. That's about the least they could do. Well, I think that starts the process. I don't think they can go immediately to anything crazy. I think they have to kind of build the case. Slap her on the wrist. Well, they started. I mean, a censure is a serious thing. They say bad, bad 11 hand. Well, seriously, though, censure is the most, I mean, short of removing someone from office, censure is the highest form of rebuke you have. Okay. So. Well, yeah, I still can't believe she said World War 11 a couple of weeks ago. I can. You just need to get your believer fixed. Is she a dumbass? Apparently. (19:17) Based on the evidence. The nicest way to call her a moron. Based on the evidence. The Eagles, Journey, ZZ Top, and Uncle Bobby all coming up in the next set right here on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3K Rock. It's the B Team Morning Show. Stripes Pub and Grill at Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Still dealing with a tornado watch for our listening area in effect until 8 o'clock this morning. Northern Walton County right now dealing with a severe thunderstorm warning and that will stay in effect here for a little while longer this morning expiring also. (20:00) So those continue to push off to the east, and we are starting to see a few storms build up on I-10 right now. If you are in the Milton Pace area, those are starting to creep down towards I-10, and we may end up seeing something a little bit further south here as well. (20:18) So it's going to be a soggy several days here in northwest Florida, just a heads up on that. Of course, the America's 250 Grand Parade officially postponed, no longer happening in Crestview this Saturday. It's going to be scheduled for Saturday, September 12th, so just a heads up on that. (20:38) Bobby, yesterday, influential businessman and broadcast pioneer Ted Turner passed away. Yeah, I was sad to see that. That's right. The founder of the Clinton News Network, and built the Turner Broadcasting Empire, passed away at the age of 87. (20:58) Turner revolutionized television in 75 by creating Superstation, TBS, which evolved into TBS, right? And later purchased the Atlanta Braves to broadcast their games nationwide. In 1980, he launched CNN, the world's first 24-hour cable news network, leading to the expansion of Turner Broadcasting into major channels like CNN Headline News, CNN International, TNT, Cartoon Network, and Turner Classic Movies. (21:29) Turner then sold the company to Time Warner in 1996 for $7.3 billion in stock, and remained involved with the company until 2006. Yeah, when Disney bought it out or something like that? I don't know who has it. (21:45) ABC or Disney or one of those guys. Is that when they went off the rails? Yeah. That's just about 20 years, yeah. But for some reason, why did I think with him being at Atlanta, he was part of a weather channel at one point? I don't know. (22:00) He never had the weather channel? Huh. I always thought that was a Turner thing at the start. Interesting. Okay. All right. Well, stick tight. Ask Uncle Bobby coming up in about three and a half, four minutes. Get you caught up on what to expect for some advice here in just a little bit. (22:19) It'll be good. Journey, Love & Touch & Squeezin' on 100.3 KROCK. Journey, Love & Touch & Squealin'? Squeezin'. One of those. Yeah, you kind of made a little deliverance there. (22:35) Did I? Yeah. Journey, Love & Touch & Squealin'. You just never know what you can get out of me, Bobby. You got a pretty mouth, boy. That sounds very, very strange. I'm sorry. I don't like that at all. At all. That's a line from Deliverance. (22:51) You got a pretty mouth. Squeal like a pig. Was that a horror movie? Yeah. H-O-R-R-O-R. Yeah. Either way. Right. Yeah. Today, Uncle Bobby, you get a question from the Van Daydream Burnout. (23:13) Hey, it's time for Ask Uncle Bobby, stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. Where the apparel is made custom for you. Mother's Day is just around the corner. Plus, there's all kind of civic activities going on. You want to look like a solid group. (23:28) You want to look professional, like you're together, like you love each other. Reach out and talk to TomCat Custom Apparel over at the shops at Wright Plaza. They'll make you look good. Yeah. So, time now for Ask Uncle Bobby. Your daily advice. (23:44) You didn't know you needed, but you keep coming back for. Yeah. There you go. You know, like a little lead-in or something. So, anyway. I was just deciding to screw it. Screw it. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby, you hear from Van Daydream Burnout. (24:01) Yeah. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I hate my job. And I keep thinking about quitting to travel and live in a van. Down by the river. Is that a terrible idea, or should I do it? (24:16) Quit? Not quietly, either. Listen, you got to do it like you're ending a corrupt dynasty. Not leaving a company that forgets your birthday and remembers your deadlines. Okay? Look, this isn't should I make a responsible career move. (24:31) This is more how long do I keep donating my one wildlife to fluorescent lighting and somebody named Q3 deliverables. Okay? Look, plans are just anxiety wearing a tie. All right? You got to walk in with a cardboard box like you already got fired. (24:48) Because, listen, confidence is going to be half the crime. Okay? You got to slide a resignation letter across the desk that says, I'm pursuing a life of motion. And then nod like you just delivered the State of the Union address. All right? Next, I want you to burn every professional bridge, but do it with artistry. (25:06) Okay? You got to update your email signature to formerly available. Set your out of office to a month and let them figure it out like adults with health insurance. Okay? If anyone asks where you're going, you just tell them uncharted territories and stare past them like you can already hear coyotes judging their life choices. (25:31) Then you got to buy the worst possible van. Look, something with a personality, right? You know, meaning it has a mystery noise and at least one door that negotiates before it opens. And listen, don't get it inspected because nothing runs freedom faster than information. (25:53) And do not bring a plan. Bring snacks, a phone charger, maybe a grudge. Then point that rolling apartment toward anywhere that does not have fluorescent lighting. (26:09) And you, my friend, will be free. And that's what he has to say about that. Van daydream burnout. Go for it. And loudly. Like Uncle Bobby told you to do. (26:25) All right. We do Ask Uncle Bobby every single morning around 745 right here on the B Team Morning Show. And it's all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. Buy TomCat Custom Apparel where the custom apparel is made for you. (26:41) Custom. We just keep adding, like, additional words or a couple words or a short phrase, like, every week. One of these days, the tagline is going to be, well, it's going to sound like Kamala. (27:00) It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell with a look on the roadway. It's probably brake lights this morning. I'm probably not a hooker, but just saying, Bobby. Just saying. (27:15) At least you didn't make that weird. Yeah. Well, I was just trying to make a play on the song. Yeah. Yeah. No, go ahead. You wanted to say something. No, you're good. You're good. Just subtle innuendo is not. (27:30) Not my forte? Yeah, clearly. Oh, good morning, everybody. It's Friday Eve, Bobby. We're almost to the weekend. And boy, what a soggy son of a bitch it's going to be. Yeah. (27:45) Yeah. Rain today. Rain tomorrow. Rain Saturday. Rain Sunday. Yeah. Hope you don't have outside plans. Unless you're a duck. Quack, quack. Uh-huh. (28:00) By the way, the America's 250 Grand Parade in Crestview has been postponed. I know we've been talking hot and heavy about it here the last month. But, yeah, the forecast is not favorable for that. (28:17) So it has been officially postponed until Saturday, September 12th. And I know we're all looking here like, God, that's four months away still. But you've got to do it at a later date like that because, look, you're not going to have kids in high school marching bands marching in June and July. (28:36) Yeah. So to get them back involved and a date that works for everybody, that's why it's been pushed to that point Saturday, September 12th. And granted, you know what, you're going to have some high school seniors that aren't going to be able to march in it now because they will have graduated out. (28:55) And that's unfortunate. But it does give some folks that maybe didn't have the opportunity this weekend to add a few more registrations to the parade later on down the road. Yep. So still looking at rain and thunderstorms across northern portions of our listening area. (29:13) In fact, we're starting to see a few showers pop up around Crestview right now. So heads up, it might be a little bit soggy on your morning commute if you're coming from the north down towards Eglin Air Force Base. (29:28) We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Do you see this story about the 28-year-old woman accused of pretending to be a teenager so she could enroll at a Bronx high school in New York City? Yeah, yeah. She allegedly did it to try to get some additional services or something. (29:45) Yeah, whatever. Prosecutors say that Casey Clausen decided to use the fake name of Shamara Rashad and claimed she was a 16-year-old who had just moved from Ohio. Westchester Square Academy and shared hallways and bathrooms with actual students, many more than a decade younger than her. Some students later told the school newspaper that she made some disturbing comments about hiding bodies, which made them uneasy. The scheme reportedly unraveled when the school principal found Claussen's Facebook page showing her real name and birthdate. Prosecutors say she admitted lying about her identity and claimed a friend pressured her into it as part of a plan to get more public assistance benefits. Welfare queen. She has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, criminal impersonation and trespassing. She's pleaded not guilty. How do you plead not guilty when you admit that, yeah, I was, you admitted to doing it? I don't understand that. She did it, but she doesn't feel she's guilty of a crime. Well, I mean, that's, that's fraud. If you're trying to, if you're trying to get public taxpayer benefits, I don't know. Maybe she's been watching too many Somalians in the twin cities or something. Yeah, clearly. All right. Do you have any stories that are piquing your interest? No, not really. There's, there's a couple of stupid things out there, but nothing. I really want to write a couple of them. I don't even want to give light a day. Really? Yeah. Okay. I don't even, they're not even worthy of Bobby's breath. Nah, you leave your kids at home for a month. You're stupid. Should we, should we sterilize her? I think so. Yeah. You think so? Yeah. It's warranted. Well, I personally think everybody that goes on welfare should be sterilized, but that's me. My mom says if you can't afford to take care of yourself, why should we let you bring other people in the world? My mom, my mother says any single woman that has more than two kids with two different baby daddies, we should sew her shut. All right. Stick tight. Uh, sticks and ELO on the way after journey. The best of times. That's what we have right here on the V Team morning show in the studio every day. That's right. That's what I would say. Glad that you agreed with me. It's eight 23. The V Team morning show is on the air. I'm scattered black. He's Bobby Dewrell B team show. Of course, every morning brought to you by our friends. (32:23) It's stripes pub and grill in Navarre as well as a Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi and Miramar beach. By the way, the daily special over at stripes, they're delicious chicken parm sandwich for lunch or a chicken parm and a pasta dinner for a, for supper tonight. So I love that. I love that. Uh, chicken parm sandwich for lunch. Oh yeah, it is. I, that's not good. Pretty good. It's phenomenal. Bobby. Yeah. With a capital F. Mm hmm. Phenomenal with a capital F. That sounds so right. But in all seriousness, it actually is. It's a really, really good sandwich. A story coming out of, uh, Deltona, Florida. A political feud has now escalated into a criminal case after commissioner Dori Howington was accused of threatening and touching fellow commissioner Emma Santiago during an argument tied to an ethics investigation. Deputies say Howington allegedly threatened Santiago saying I'm going to get that bitch and later told her, I know where you live before patting on her shoulder. (33:33) Now the sheriff's office found probable cause for simple battery and threatening an elected official, but no arrest has been made. Uh, the case is now with prosecutors. Howington denies wrongdoing and calls the complaint political. So yeah, well, there you go. Mm hmm. You've got, you've got morons at every level of, uh, elected government officials. (33:58) Government officials, every single level. Yep. Coming up, uh, next week, Captain Billy's going to be joining us here on The B Team morning show. Oh really? Uh huh. I don't remember approving that. I'm sorry, Captain. Maybe, maybe Rick isn't going to be stopping. Uh, yeah, yeah, no, that's, it's all good. It's all good. It's all good. He'll do a, well, we're just going to ask for forgiveness instead of permission and have Captain Billy in. Uh, he'll be in next week, uh, to talk about, uh, upcoming festivities. Uh, it sounds like, uh, sounds like there's a lot going on. Mm hmm. 70th annual Billy Bullocks Pirate Festival getting underway starting next Thursday and, uh, going all the way through a Monday, the 18th with the torchlight parade right down Eglin Parkway. So, uh, hope you can hope you can come out and join us. We've got the schedule of all the events, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Monday on the events tab at our website, The B Team show.com. But, uh, yeah, Captain Billy, number 70, Rick Wynn going to be, uh, join joining us on The B Team morning show a couple of times next week. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fun. So be fine. We're getting a FM or Queen Deb in. I think that, uh, I think maybe, uh, Mark Greenland and, uh, Queen Debbie Fisher might be, uh, making an appearance as well. Okay. So we'll see. Maybe, maybe we can work on getting Faj and Tommy in here from, uh, from the Vulcans on Friday. That would be a lot of fun. I could, you know, Faj, I don't know. Tommy, definitely. And, uh, and I talked to talk to Pete Mabry and he, he wants to come in on Friday too. So, okay, well, we might have a, might have a whole crew. We, we may, we might have to stop at the, uh, at the Island resort on our way in and pick everybody up. But, uh, yeah, that's, that's kind of the game plan. We're going to have, we're going to have Captain Billy and some of the top six, uh, on, on this year's crew, uh, in to join us on the morning show next week and then, and maybe some of the, uh, VIPs from, uh, our reciprocal crews from across the country. So it's nice. The favors that we do. It is, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. (36:12) I wonder who else does favors like that? Hmm. I don't know. I'm sensing something here, Bobby. I'm I've said what I said. It's eight 27. We'll take a break. Uh, coming up. Maybe some ZZ top ELO scorpions and more right here on the classic rock station. 100.3 KROCK. (36:38) Oh, it's the BT morning show with 100.3 KROCK scatter black and Bobby Dewrell getting the latest sweep of the, uh, radar this morning shows that, uh, Crestview is just about to take a beating from a, uh, thunderstorm that's coming right down, down the I-10 corridor. (37:00) And we're actually starting to see some rainfall build South of I-10. So, uh, maybe here in South Okaloosa County, we will, uh, we'll see some precip later on this morning. Just a heads up folks. It's going to be soggy today, tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday, uh, which again leads us to remind you that, uh, the, the America two 50 deal, uh, parade and grand celebration up in Crestview on Saturday has been postponed officially. Uh, there were, there were some rumblings about it yesterday, but, uh, that was officially announced and, uh, it's rescheduled for Saturday, September 12th. So that's a long ways down the road, but, uh, plenty of opportunity for folks that didn't get registered that wanted to be in the parade to, uh, to join in the fun, uh, in the fall. (37:49) Yeah, absolutely. I mean, if you, if you didn't do it, then you shouldn't be thinking about it. Exactly. Exactly. So, uh, more opportunities. I know, I know a lot of folks right now are going to be tied up doing, uh, graduation parties and yeah, it's the start to wedding season too. You just, you just never know. So maybe there's, maybe there's some folks that'll, uh, be, uh, out there in September that we're going to be there this weekend. (38:14) But, um, we've got the new date posted on our events tab at The B Team show.com. So there you have it. All right, Bobby, we are on the cusp of wrapping up the Friday show or the Thursday show here in just a little bit. I'm trying to get us to the weekend. (38:32) That show. Yeah. You know, the one we're on. Yeah. Yeah. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.