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National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day: The Sandwich Built for Kids and Broken Adults
Published: April 2, 2026
Duration: 34:10
Season: 2026
Episode: 51

National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day: The Sandwich Built for Kids and Broken Adults

Description

We dove headfirst into National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day—because nothing says cultural achievement like sugar and nostalgia at 10 a.m.—then somehow ended up diagnosing tech neck, debating white pants protocol, and mourning a 193-year-old tortoise who probably saw better days than most of us ever will.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another Thursday on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's home for classic rock on the Emerald Coast. Bobby finally showed up—after yesterday's "extended nap" had half the panhandle filing missing persons reports—and the boys settled in to cover everything from turtle festivals to tech neck, with the kind of reverence you'd expect from two guys who think probiotics are a conspiracy.

The National Day calendar blessed us with National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, National Ferret Day, and National Burrito Day—because nothing says cultural achievement like honoring a tube-shaped chaos gremlin and a handheld cylinder of regret. Bobby's still recovering from his Greek odyssey (seven time zones in three weeks will do that), while Schuyler reminded everyone that the Care on the Coast Turtle Fest hits the Gulfarium on April 18th—unlimited food, drinks, and sea turtle rescue support. Meanwhile, the Spring Kite Festival takes over Okaloosa Island this weekend with 100-foot octopus kites and stunt performances, because apparently we've run out of normal things to do outdoors.

Governor DeSantis signed Florida's version of the SAVE Act into law, requiring proof of citizenship to vote—a move that's got 90% of Republicans, 82% of Independents, and even 71% of Democrats nodding along. Election integrity's the new hotness, folks. Over at UWF, the university's making the leap from D2 to D1 athletics, which is either inspiring or terrifying depending on how you feel about parking. And in Houston, a traveler stuck in a four-hour TSA line decided to hand out free vodka shots rather than toss the bottle—proof that chaos and generosity are basically the same thing at 30,000 feet.

"Ask Uncle Bobby" tackled the Regretful Boomerang Intern, who bailed on a job only to realize the new gig was a dumpster fire. Bobby's advice? Stop calling it "crawling back" and frame your return as a "strategic asset redeployment"—because you didn't fail the job, the job failed you. Brought to you by BuyTomCat Custom Apparel, where the shirts are custom and the life advice is free (and possibly actionable). The show also gave a shoutout to Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach—because somebody's gotta keep the lights on while we talk about ferrets and burritos.

And speaking of milestones, mark your calendars for April 25th: Schuyler and Bobby are broadcasting live from Liza Jackson Preparatory School's 25th anniversary celebration—a huge deal in the charter school world, where most don't survive past year ten. There may or may not be pirates. Jonathan the tortoise died at 193, outliving everyone and collecting Social Security longer than most of us have been alive. Pour one out for the legend. Catch us tomorrow for Good Friday, and until then—keep it cranked, keep it weird, and never settle for the ordinary.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. There's the doors and light my fire on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. Thanks for dialing in and spending this Thursday with me. It's the 2nd of April and we've got a lot of events happening here in northwest Florida the next several weeks. (00:22) One thing we haven't talked a lot about is the Care on the Coast Turtle Fest coming to the Gulfarium on Saturday, April 18th. Two weeks from this coming Saturday. It's a family-friendly festival and it'll be an unforgettable evening where guests will enjoy endless entertainment, unlimited food and drinks, and fun activities for all ages. (00:43) And to go ahead and support the sea turtle rescue at the Gulfarium. Tickets are on sale now for this event. We've got more details on the events tab. Just go to thebteamshow.com and click on events. (00:58) And of course, the B Team Morning Show's website, thebteamshow.com, is powered by our friends Frank and Karen Bennett, your local mortgage experts with Loan Depot right here in Fort Walton Beach. Of course, thebteamshow.com has not only local events but wacky news, some of the different holidays that we talk about on the air, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature, and the show anytime on demand. All at thebteamshow.com. (01:25) Well, speaking of the National Day calendar and today being Thursday, April 2nd, we take a look at National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. Because nothing says we've ran out of real holidays like celebrating a sandwich built for kids and broken adults. (01:40) National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day is that annual moment when America looks at two sticky substances and calls it culture. We pretend it's about nostalgia and lunchboxes and simpler times, but really it's a sanctioned excuse to eat sugar and fat at 10 a.m. and then act like you earned it. (01:58) It's the kind of holiday that doesn't ask who approved it because nobody wants that paperwork. Anyway, clear your schedule and your arteries. This is the opener, not the sermon. It's National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. (02:13) I'm Schuyler Black. This is the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. We'll take a break, pay a couple bills, a look at your marine forecast. Brought to you by Marine Max at Fort Walton Beach. It's coming up on 100.3 KROCK. B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. Thanks for dialing in. (02:30) Don't forget, coming up this weekend out on Okaloosa Island, it's the annual Spring Kite Festival right at the boardwalk in the Okaloosa Island Pier. Now it goes on Saturday and Sunday from 10 until 4 each day. (02:46) You're going to see giant kites in the shape of an octopus or a sea turtle, panda, lobster, you name it. They're huge, some reaching up to 100 feet in height. This is a family-friendly event and it's free. It's going to feature massive character kites, choreographed stunt kite performances set to different music, hands-on kite-making stations for kids, and stunt kite lessons for all ages. (03:12) Visitors are also encouraged to bring their own kites to join in on the fun. We've got a full listing of this event and many more on our website. Just go to thebteamshow.com, click on Events. Well, on the National Day calendar today, it's National Ferret Day. (03:30) Because we ran out of holidays for humans, so now we're honoring a tube-shaped chaos gremlin with a caffeine addiction. National Ferret Day is that special slice of the calendar where grown adults collectively agree to honor a creature built like a sock with opinions. (03:45) You're supposed to celebrate by learning about ferret care and appreciating their chaos and pretending your living room doesn't now smell like curiosity and bad decisions. It's wholesome on paper, which is exactly how you know somebody's about to end up explaining to a landlord why there's a tunnel system behind the couch. (04:03) Anyway, mark it down because if we're going to keep inventing holidays, we might as well pick one that can steal your keys and your dignity in the same afternoon. That's why we celebrate today, National Ferret Day. Coming up in just a little bit, Dan Diamond's got local news, plus music from Van Halen. (04:19) Coming up after the Allman Brothers, now on 100.3 KROCK. Van Halen dance the night away on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. (04:35) I'm Schuyler Black, thanks for dialing in. Bobby Dewrell should be here with me right around 7 this morning. We're going to see a high today of 79 degrees and sunshine later on. So that full forecast is coming up in just a little bit. Yesterday we made mention that UWF is reportedly preparing to transition its athletic programs from D2 to D1. (04:58) And this morning at 11 o'clock, there's going to be a press conference held by the University of West Florida to officially make that announcement. So that's pretty cool for them. Well, today on the National Day calendar, one of my favorite foods, burritos. (05:15) This one's for you. It's National Burrito Day. The only holiday where your problems get wrapped up tight, then explode in your lap the moment that you stand up. National Burrito Day. It's the glorious checkpoint on the calendar where we all agree to stop pretending we're in control and let a warm tortilla make our decisions. (05:34) It's not a tradition. It's a truce. Between hunger and shame. Between I'll eat clean and add guac. Between your schedule and whatever's about to drip down your wrist. The whole point is simple. Celebrate the engineering marvel of stuffing half your pantry into a handheld cylinder and calling it a meal. (05:55) It's not a cry for help for salsa. And today, we're not here to judge it. We're here to document it like responsible adults watching a beautiful mess unfold in real time. And I will tell you that last night, I indulged in a burrito. (06:12) So maybe I was a little bit early to the party. Is it okay to have burritos two days in a row? Yeah, I think so. Hey, quick story for you. At Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport, one traveler faced a four-hour security wait in TSA lines and decided to pass the time by handing out free vodka shots to other adults stuck in line. (06:32) Instead of tossing the bottle, since it couldn't get through security, he decided to share it, walking the line with cups and pouring drinks. The moment came as widespread airport delays caused by staffing shortages where passengers across the country have been dealing with hours-long lines and trying anything from snacks to live music to cope. (06:53) So I guess vodka shops for all is the new trend over in Houston. All right, a quick break. A look at local news is coming up next right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. Ignition and liftoff. (07:10) Well, Bobby, there you go. That was me waking up this morning. Sure is nice to see you here this morning. Yeah, well, the rumors of my demise were forthcoming in their nature. Yeah, well, he got here today. (07:30) Yeah, well, you know, better late than never. I'll be honest with you, man. You scared a lot of people yesterday. Yeah, well, I do really feel bad about that. But in my limited defense, I have no internal clock right now. (07:46) I have no idea what time it is. You've changed time zones half a dozen times in the last three weeks. Well, I mean, we had the time zone change here when we went to Daylight Savings. Then I went to Greece, which was like a seven-hour difference. But then I had an hour time change while I was there because Europe went on to their European summertime. (08:07) So another time change. Then I flew back for another time change. And then I went over to Tallahassee for another slightly just one-hour change. But there and back. 72 hours. Right. I have no idea what time it is. (08:22) Hell, when I called him and he finally woke up yesterday, he didn't even know what day it was. No, I really didn't. I had no clue what day it was. That's what's funny. He said, well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow morning. I said, no, you'll see me for a meeting tonight. He said, oh, is it Wednesday? (08:38) Yes. Yes, it was Wednesday. Yeah, I had no clue. B Team Morning Show back in somewhat full force this morning. That's right. That's right. And we're headed back to the moon. We are. Yeah. (08:53) Sorry, I didn't mean to steal what you were trying to get from me. No, no, no. Everybody's been fascinated by it and really excited about it. But the mission is now officially underway. Four astronauts have successfully launched towards the moon on a historic deep space test flight. No, we're not talking about Katy Perry. (09:09) Yes, true. Hey, out of curiosity, though, if we're quoting news coverage and the F-bomb is dropped, does that mean we get to use it on air? Because it's just a quote. Well, CNN's not over the air. (09:24) It's a cable network. Oh, that's true. They get away with it. That's true. Yeah, but that was a great interview. That kid was, what, 12 maybe? Maybe. I mean, he's still in elementary school. Yeah. He's a legend, if you will, a 12-year-old down at Cape Canaveral with at least two camel packs on. (09:42) He's got a hat on with a GoPro to the front of it. I mean, he looks like he's on expedition to Cape Canaveral there. I don't know what he thought it was going to be, but he was prepared all for the day. And the reporter asked him, why are you here? (09:57) What's got you so excited? And he says, we're going to the F-ing moon. That's right, it's absolutely priceless. But the kids all decked out. And what he reminds me of, do you remember that Disney movie that came out like 15 years ago called Up? Yeah, the little boy scout. That's exactly what I thought of. (10:13) That's hilarious, she thought of that too. Exactly what he looked like. 64 degrees in Destin, Fort Walton Beach this morning. A high today of 79. More of that tomorrow and Saturday. Before storms move in on Easter Sunday. Oh, at least we have that going for us. (10:30) Yeah, we'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. The B Team Morning Show today brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in New Bar. Ah, acquaintances. Friend. Acquaintances to you, friends to me. As well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (10:49) But like I said, that full forecast coming up in just a bit. And hopefully ask Uncle Bobby today if I can keep him awake for another 40 minutes. You know, is it possible to... You ever heard of the disorder Bobilepsy? (11:06) That's right, Bobilepsy. Yeah, well, some Bobby once told me. Some Bobby once told me the world is going to rule me. Wasn't that All Star by Smash Mouth? Smash Mouth, yeah. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb. (11:22) In the shape of an L. Circa 1999. Yeah, my mom used to get mad at me because my oldest son Parker would sing that song at the top of his lungs. And she was like, have you listened to the words? Maybe that's not something your child should sing. (11:37) Well, the world's going to rule me. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Janine, you ought to listen to what he listens to now. You'll like that song soon. All right, it's the B Team Morning Show. (11:52) It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Thanks for joining us on a Friday Eve. That's right, that's right. Hey, it's a Walk of Life. One of the best music videos ever. Hmm, haven't seen it. Oh, I'll have to find it for you. (12:08) It was a NFL highlight. It was like all the... Okay, I've seen it. There's the Dire Straits on KROCK. 100.3 KROCK. Fair conversation, and that's the end of the song. How appropriate. (12:24) Exactly. Funny how that worked out. Yeah, there's just some organizations out there that should listen to that. 65 degrees and fair skies this morning. Sunshine. And it's 79 this afternoon. (12:39) That sounds pretty nice. Yeah, yeah, hey, it's... We're what? Two, three days? I don't know, math in public right now. Yeah, there's only two days left, and then you can bring out the spring colors. (12:54) Although I noticed you had a little breach in protocol the other day and was wearing a lighter shirt. Oh, on Monday? Yeah. It's not time for them yet. They're still in fall colors. Really? Yep. (13:10) Now what? Easter or Labor Day? Oh, well, the first day of spring was when you were gone. No, it's Easter. But that's wrong. Easter and Labor Day. You don't wear white before Easter, and you don't wear white after Labor Day. (13:27) Hmm. Why don't you like white? It's not my rule. Whose rule is it? The rule I've always grew up with. You don't wear white after Labor Day. And you don't wear it before Easter. I see you in your Commodore outfit at the Yacht Club in November wearing white. (13:45) Nope. Oh. Any other questions? Well, if that wasn't you, then who was it? It wasn't me. Now, some of those South Florida guys wear white all the time, but no. (14:01) We switched to gray pants after Labor Day. Do you ever feel like you have a pain in the neck? Every morning. Every day, huh? Between 7 and 9. Well, apparently heavy phone use is now being linked to a growing health issue doctors are calling tech neck. (14:21) And it's more than just soreness. Now, the report says hours spent looking down at smartphones and tablets are changing posture and accelerating aging in the neck, creating deep horizontal lines and strain over time. Experts say the problem comes from constantly tilting your head forward, which puts extra stress on the neck and spine. (14:41) Over time, that repeated position can reshape how the neck ages and even affect spinal alignment, especially in younger people who grew up on devices. Doctors are also now warning it's not just cosmetic that this posture can lead to chronic pain, stiffness, and early wear on the spine, with some studies showing links to degeneration in the neck's discs. (15:01) So maybe you're just spending too much time at your computer desk. That is a true statement, I can tell you. Maybe you should, you know, get out there and jog. I need to get new glasses with all the work I've been doing lately, but yeah. (15:17) Apparently tech neck's a thing. That's why I'm not a techie. I have no idea how much they spent on that study, but I could have done that for a ham sandwich and a Coca-Cola. That would have been a lot cheaper. That's what I'm saying. (15:33) Yeah, but tax dollars provided this study. Yeah, and they wonder why I don't want to pay my IRS bill. I told them, close down one more Somali daycare. I should be covered. That would pay for it. Pay for it for the next decade. Yeah, that should be good. (15:49) It's 727, let's take a break. A look at your forecast is coming up next, right here on 100.3 KROCK. Well, we could have heard all of Bobby's secrets if we were at his house at 730 yesterday. Sure enough. (16:05) Sure enough. There's the romantics on the BT Morning Show, all brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a fine Thursday morning. (16:23) It's pretty out there right now. Beautiful sunshine. On the second day of April. So, here's the difference between yesterday and today. If something sounds a little fishy to you, maybe today they're not pulling your leg. This April Fool's is done. (16:39) Yeah, that is true. In Tallahassee yesterday, Governor Ron DeSantis signed House Bill 991 into law, requiring voters to provide proof of citizenship, a measure similar to the SAVE Act, backed by President Donald Trump. (16:55) Now, the Florida law, which will take effect next year, won't impact this year's midterm elections, and mandates documentation such as a birth certificate, valid U.S. passport, or Florida driver's license to verify eligibility. Election officials say implementing the system will require extensive coordination of databases and greater access to personal information. (17:17) Like what? Especially when voters move without prior verification. Now, DeSantis, who refers to the measure as Florida's SAVE Act, and supporters like Aaron Graw argue it strengthens election integrity and public trust, while local officials, including the Okaloosa County Supervisor of Elections, Paul Lux, note that while voter fraud is not widespread in Florida, the law aims to close potential gaps. The legislation also introduces a requirement for paper-only ballots, and builds on recent state actions such as banning ballot harvesting and creating an office dedicated to election crimes. (17:53) So, election integrity, man. That's been a big thing the last six years. So many questions on the legitimacy of ballots and elections has just eroded public trust. (18:11) So, I think that Florida made the right move there, but why can we not get Congress to get this damn SAVE Act done? Because the Democrats don't want it. Why? I wish I understood. (18:27) They are out of touch with the American people. I mean, this is a... Here's the deal. It's like a 90% support from Republicans, 82% support from Independents, and even 71% of Democrats, 7 in 10 Democrats, want the SAVE Act. (18:45) Support Voter ID. It's crazy. What isn't crazy is the advice of Uncle Bobby. Coming up in about six minutes. Right now, Tom Petty on KROCK. (19:03) Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll on Thursday morning. It's the B Team Morning Show. (19:19) Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Grilla Duvar, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. It's a beautiful boarding here on the Emerald Coast, 65 degrees and fair skies with 79 as our forecasted daytime high this afternoon. (19:37) Well, there's that soothing music in the background. It could only mean one thing. It's time for Ask Uncle Bobby. Daily advice you didn't know you needed, but you came back for. That's right. Every morning, stitched together by our friends at BuyTomCatCustomApparel. That's right. (19:55) Easter's coming up and nothing says Easter like kids hunting eggs and parents hunting chickens. And that one kid who wandered off matching shirts help with both. I think an Easter egg hunt sounds more fun than a kiddo hunt. I think it's interesting. Uh, I, uh, I believe I heard the, uh, the, uh, yacht club Easter egg hunt and, and, and included a kid going splash. (20:17) Yeah, they're, they're, they're hiding Easter eggs down there on the beach. All right. Uh, today, uncle Bobby, you hear from the regretful, regretful boomerang. Intern got some marbles in your mouth, man. (20:32) Jiminy Christmas. All right. Regretful boomerang. Intern says, dear uncle Bobby, I left my old job for a new opportunity and it turned out to be a bad fit. And I'm thinking about asking for my old job back, but I feel embarrassed and worried they will judge me. (20:51) How do I approach this without ruining my reputation, ruining your reputation? Kid, your reputation is already in the blast radius. The second you let some shiny new gig lure you out like a raccoon chasing a laser pointer. Look, this is not a personal problem. (21:07) Okay. This is a national emergency of spine and optics and well, you're going to handle it like a returning war hero, not a lost tourist. Okay. First you got to stop calling it crawling back. Okay. That language is how civilizations collapse. You did not leave because you were bored or naive. (21:25) You left to conduct a high risk reconnaissance mission into the modern labor jungle on their behalf. And you returned with intelligence. You don't look, it is chaos out there and your old shop is a sanctuary. See, the moral of this story is simple. (21:40) You did not fail the new job. The new job failed you. See, when you reach out, you don't ask for your old job back like you're begging for soup. No, listen, you present your return as a strategic asset redeployment. (21:56) Like the company has been wandering the desert with its compass. Uh, and you are generously willing to resume duty. Now make it sound like you left to gain perspective, sharpen judgment, uh, confirm what you already knew. (22:11) They were the adults in the room. See, if they act surprised, good. You got to let them sit in the surprise. Like it's a courtroom silence. You calmly remind them that you already, you're already trained, already proven, you know, and know you are even motivated because you have seen the alternative. (22:32) And it looks like a carnival run by philosophy majors. Look, if anyone tries to tease you, you treat a threat like, well, it's a threat to the social order. Right? Some smile once, then pivot hard to come. (22:52) All right, man, smile once, then pivot hard to competence. Look, results, reliability, speed, no ramp up, no drama. Your old employer is about to get the legendary homecoming. (23:08) They didn't know they needed, I guess Bobby and I both have much mouth this morning. I could not get my thoughts together this morning. Oh, well. All right. Well, there's your answer where I was going. Regretful, regretful boomerang intern. (23:23) I don't know why I keep saying frol. I don't know. You know, some, some days it's magic. Other days it's, it's just pea soup. How much, how much gas we got in The B Team tank this morning? Oh, it's for all. It's for all Jiminy Christmas. All right. Uh, there you go. (23:38) There's ask uncle Bobby this morning, all stitched together by our friends and by Tomcat custom apparel, where you'll find the apparel is custom. It's custom. Uh, seven 51 is the time we'll take a break and local news is coming up next. Billy Squire. (23:56) I rocked me tonight on a Thursday morning. It's a beautiful Thursday morning outside friends, music video that ended a career. That was it all. She wrote, Hey, we're up to 70 already. Yeah, that's a going to be beautiful day. 79 are high this afternoon. It's gathered black and Bobby Dewrell. (24:12) The B team morning show is on the air. And I want to make mention of this, uh, because it's coming up three weeks from Saturday. Yeah. But, uh, B team morning show Bobby and I invite everybody out, uh, to celebrate a truly special milestone and 25 years of academic excellence at Liza Jackson preparatory school. (24:31) Yeah. Yep. Looking to see, uh, alumni students and families, uh, out there on that day for now, a quarter century. That school has been a place where students grow, achieve, and thrive in a caring community of learners. And, uh, school invites you out to be part of the celebration as they honor the past. (24:49) Celebrate the president. Look ahead to the exciting future. And it all comes up on Saturday, April 25th at Liza Jackson school from 11 to one 30. That's at 1123 hospital road here in Fort Walton, basically the corner of Lewis Turner and hospital. Yeah. (25:04) And look, let's talk about what a huge accomplishment that is because most charter schools. Uh, one, a lot of them never make it out of their first year. That's what really? And it, and nearly, I think it's something like 98% of them have failed within 10 years. (25:21) So to make it 25 years is, is a huge mark in the, in the charter school world. Wow. So, um, and I could be a little off on those stats, but I know it's, it's a, it's a, it's a crazy number that fail inside of 10 years. Uh, it's almost as risky as opening a business. (25:38) Well, Liza Jackson has got one, one heck of a, one heck of a reputation. Yeah. They really do. They've, uh, you know, they, they're, they're just a little bit extra, right? Yeah. So, um, you know, they, the, the standards that they hold their, their, their kids and their teachers and their whole community too, is just, it's just a step above. (25:59) Yeah, it really is. So Bobby and I will be out there, uh, on Saturday, the 25th broadcasting live from that event should be a lot of fun. We'll have the, uh, we'll have the tunes cranked and, uh, looking forward to seeing everybody out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be fun. Uh, be a fun day. Might even be some pirates wandering around there. (26:15) There may be because, uh, you know, I'd be kind of close to, uh, starting a, it feels like, it feels like something's happening, but anyway, we'll maybe talk about that later, but it should be around. Yeah. That's a, that's a distinct possibility. Going to see a high of 79 degrees this afternoon. (26:32) Ron was behind his waving. But we've got, uh, we've got more details on that, on the, uh, events tab at The B Team show.com. So if you haven't checked that out, uh, Gary, Gary, Larry. (26:47) Yeah. Well, the LGBs, well, of the LGBs, Larry's the only one that listens. Uh, Barry announced last night, so I'm not going to call him bear anymore. He's just going to be Barry until he decides to start listening. So, um, besides, I think that's what the, uh, the older ladies that he likes to date calls him. (27:04) Oh yeah. None of the really old ladies call them really old ladies column barreled. Well, yeah. Well, that's, that's boy, that's, that's right in his wheelhouse right there. Tell you what, if you're, if you're already collecting social security bears, interested. (27:20) He's looking for a free ride. Hey, stick tight. We've got, uh, we've got a list of some different April fool's prank food for you. Oh, what is it with you and food? (27:37) I've got, I've got something for you in just a bit. Not, not going to make you try anything. This go around maybe next year. All right. Head East. Never been any reason. It's 100.3 KROCK. Bam. Ram jam. Black Betty black and Bobby black and Bobby BT morning show on the air on a Thursday, it's a mighty fine outside. (28:00) Beautiful sunshine, a high of 70 died today. Look at your forecast is. Did anybody get you good yesterday for April fools? No, no, no. You've got a lot of people good yesterday with your little extended nap. Unintended unintended. (28:15) That is not, that is not a joke. I would have played on people. Well, there were, uh, there were a lot of people out there that got pranked yesterday and, uh, some of the, uh, some of the April fool's day pranks, uh, fake product launches and absurd brand ideas from some of America's well-known brands like, uh, Keebler, fudge stripe flavored toothpaste. (28:38) Yeah. I love it. Mm. Would have done that. Remember the Ugg boots trend of 10 or 15 years ago? The, uh, Uggs are still around, man. They haven't gone anywhere. Basic white bees. Oh yeah. BWBs get your Uggs and leggings. Oh, yeah. BWBs. (28:53) Get your Uggs and leggings. Get your Uggs and leggings. Oh yeah. BWBs get your Uggs and leggings. Well, they've, they've, they've launched a new line called Uggbrellas. So, you know, get the, uh, the umbrella made by Ugg. How about raisin canes? Cola. (29:09) Yeah. Coca-Cola. Yuck. Uh, I think my favorite was the, uh, the Dole whiff. The Dole whiff. Yeah. Yeah. It was, uh, it was canned fruit air. They were selling the smell of fruit. Yeah. (29:25) Fruit of the loom. And it comes with a free pair of underwear or the, uh, poopy proposal kit. What? Yeah. That, that soda that, uh, that helps you go. Is that what that does? Yeah. Oh, really? See, I've, I've, I've seen it, but I don't even know what it is. (29:42) Oh, it's, uh, wait, it's not, uh, it's, uh, poppy poppy, but it helps you poop. So I always call it poopy. I was going to say it's got one. Oh, not two. Yeah. Well, you know, there you go. I, but listen, it's more about what it does. Uh, yeah. (29:57) It's the effect, not the name. Uh-huh. It's got probiotics. Oh, yeah. So you could eat some of that and some of, uh, uh, uh, what's her name's, uh, yogurt, Activa, Activia, whatever. Yeah. Mix that with, uh, some kombucha. (30:17) Yeah, there, there you go. Uh-huh. And then eat yourself a whole cob of corn and yeah, meet you at the John. Yep. Clean out. That's right. That's right. That's your cleanse. Just let your colon blue. And that's, and that, uh, dietary advice comes, uh, from our local dietician, Bobby Dewrell. That's right. That's right. Follow him for more, uh, meal advice. Yeah. You got, you got more recipes you'd like to offer folks out there? Oh, no, no. (30:47) If you want to start a movement, so to speak, call Bobby. All right. Final half hour of the show is coming up on the way. Music from Molly hatchet, night rangers, easy top and more. It's the BT morning show brought to you by stripes, pub and grill in Navarre, Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi and Miramar beach on 100.3 KROCK. (31:11) 100.3 KROCK. It's night ranger. Don't tell me you love me. Okay. Just don't, don't even go there. I don't want to know. That's what I tell you all the time, but here you are saying it again and again. You think I'm trainable? No, I am. I am. You know, I, when we had mush mouth during uncle Bobby, uh, he said that you got a pass because you're old and decrepit. So it makes sense. And he wanted to know what my excuse was. Will. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Well, I just said, I'm special needs. Well, the world's oldest living land animal, Jonathan, the giant tortoise has died. Oh, I know it ending a life that stretched nearly two centuries. Now, Jonathan lived on the Island of St. Helena and was believed to be around 193 years old with estimates, putting his birth around 1832, meaning he lived through everything from the civil war era to modern day. (32:17) He held the, uh, Guinness world record as the oldest living land animal, far outliving the typical lifespan of tortoises and becoming a global symbol of longevity. And in other news, social security has been cutting him a check for the last a hundred years. Frigging Trump. Yeah. It's always Trump. I blame Trump. I do too. (32:37) I do too. Yeah. That guy, that guy, that king, uh, two more tunes and then you're ready to get out of here. I'm ready to get out of here now. Well, we got seven minutes and hey folks, thanks for listening to the BT morning. (32:54) I mean, you did just kind of disappear after seven yesterday. So you just do what you want to do. It's a BT morning show getting out of here after a couple more songs. It's 100.3 cable morning with us. We are the BT morning show scatter black and Bobby Dewrell. (33:13) I want to thank our sponsors as well. Stripes pub and grill in Navarre, Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach folks tomorrow is Friday. And then we've made it to Easter weekend. So we're just about there. I hope everybody has a safe and enjoyable rest of your Thursday. We'll see you back here tomorrow morning to do it all over again. And tomorrow, by the way, is good Friday. So, all right, I'm scattered black Bobby Dewrell. (33:40) You do your thing. Hey folks. Thanks for joining the BT morning show. You're leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald coast. 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