National No Housework Day: When Your Dog's Antidepressant Falls Out of Easter Candy and Utah Goes Full Streaker

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. Billy Squire in the dark on the classic rock station. 100.3 KROCK, it's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. By the way, coming up this weekend is the start of National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week, aka, those are dispatchers. Uh-huh. (00:22) And you get the chance to adopt and sponsor a dispatcher all week long next week. Shower them in gifts. They're kind of the, well, at times the forgotten heroes that help, yeah, help assist with making those calls come to reality. Well, they're the calm voice on the other end. Yeah, that's true. One side's frantic and they're the side of reason. And we want to make sure that they do not get forgotten about. So if you would like to sponsor a dispatcher next week, you can do so. We've got all the contact info for you to find on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Today, Mr. Dewrell. Yep. You doing alright over there? Yeah, I'm making it. Yeah. I'm making it. You need another cup of coffee? Just about. Alright. Well, today on the National Day calendar, Tuesday, April 7th, it's International Beaver Day. (01:17) Down. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Same beaver. I heard it was a hairless. Anyway. All right. No, seriously. I mean, you know, look, this is a it's a great day because we're celebrating the only engineer who works for free never complains and still gets blamed when the river floods. Oh, that that type of beaver. Yeah. Yeah. That's a big tooth one. International Beaver Day rolls around every April 7th. And well, suddenly everybody's a amateur naturalist with a calendar and a conscience. You know, it's a tip of the hat to the world's busiest little civil engineers, the beavers who, well, they build dams, they make wetlands, they slow floods and and generally do more infrastructure work with their teeth than most committees manage with a budget. You know, the point is appreciation, conservation and well, maybe admitting that leave it to nature works better when nature has work ethic and zero interest in your zoning laws. So, yes, it's absurd, but it's you know, it's the good kind of absurd, right? The kind that that starts as a joke and ends with you realizing the beavers got a plan and you've got excuses. International Beaver Day. (02:31) There you go. It's The B Team morning show on a Tuesday. We'll continue on with a couple more national holidays here in just a little bit. Look at your marine forecast is coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. To the top on a Tuesday morning. Yes, New Beer's Eve was yesterday, but we have made it to the top this morning on the National Day calendar. That's right. It's National Beer Day. That's right. (02:59) The one holiday where hydration is a lie, productivity is canceled and everybody suddenly believes barley is a food group. You can almost do it. Oh, it's National Beer Day and it's that yearly reminder that America can turn anything into a holiday if it comes with a cold can and a flimsy excuse. That's right. It tips its hats to the end of prohibition when the country collectively decided sobriety was an interesting experiment and immediately returned it to for credit. Yeah, the rules are simple. You drink something fizzy, pretend it's history, act shocked when your group chat turns into a reunion tour of bad decisions. You got to treat it like a warm-up lap because the real sport here isn't beer. It's what you're willing to call a tradition. (03:51) National Beer Day. Wow, that's exciting. Mm-hmm. Aren't you excited? Did you ever give your dogs beer? No. Really? Mm-hmm. They love Coors Light. Yeah, I mean, now, give it or did they drink it is kind of two different things. Well, they would drink it. See, Riley, when he was a pup, Coors Light and Bush Light loved it. He'd get a can when I get home from work and I'd get a can when I get home from work. Hey, if you'd like to bring your dog out to Woofstock over in Navarre, it comes up on Sunday afternoon from noon to four, just like the Fort Walton Chambers Dog Days event in the fall. This is the similar event that the Navarre Chamber started a few years ago, presented by our friends at Okaloosa Gas. Last year, they had over 200 dogs and owners out there for the event. Going to be lots of vendors. We've got more details on the community events tab at thebteamshow.com. (04:50) Marshall Tucker heard it in a love song. Talk dirty to me. Poison. How fitting, because apparently dirt is supposed to be okay today since it's National No Housework Day. Yeah, you know, as Taylor calls it, Tuesday. (05:13) What Taylor are you talking about? Taylor, before you get too upset, that's what Schuyler was just in here just griping about. Did you wear that soda? I kind of did. How'd you miss your mouth? Oh, man. Listen, nothing says adulting like celebrating the exact thing you were already ignoring with the sticky floor and confidence. National No Housework Day. That one feels like a home. No pun intended. National No Housework Day is the glorious little square on the calendar where we all pretend that laundry isn't multiplying like it's got a union contract. (05:53) No, the idea is simple. You don't scrub. You don't mop. You don't just real quick anything, because the second you touch a sponge, you join the enemy. Look, it's not about being lazy. It's about taking one day to stare your domestic responsibilities in the face and let them know you're capable of neglect on principle. Now, of course, tomorrow the mess will still be there, so waiting like a debt collector with patience and a clipboard. National No Housework Day. (06:23) All right, well, I guess celebrate however you see fit. Apparently it's by not doing anything. Yeah. Or like I said, just another Tuesday lap around the sun. Yeah. For the P.T. Morning Show, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach on 100.3 KROCK. Dan Diamond has a look at local news coming up in moments. Stick tight. There's more here than meets the eye. 100.3 KROCK. (06:54) 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. Good morning, Emerald Coast. How are you? It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Tuesday. Sunshine is out this morning, unlike yesterday, but it's still chilly. (07:11) 50. Yeah, that's true. It is still chilly. 52 right now, but we'll see a high of 78 this afternoon, so that'll be nice at some point. But again, it was one of those mornings where we stepped outside and I thought, well, hell, I know it's supposed to be warm later on today. (07:29) It's not yet. So grab a jacket. Grab a jacket. All right. We got lots to get to this morning. Bobby, I did see that the 69th Annual Destined Blessing of the Fleet is scheduled. That's going to be coming up on May 14th, which happens to be a Thursday. (07:51) So we'll talk about that. We've got it posted on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Also last night, Michigan won its national title in men's hoops 69-63 over UConn. (08:08) Not necessarily an aesthetically pleasing game. It wasn't very pretty. They couldn't hit threes at all. Just two for the entire game and had to win by playing tough defense and grinding it out. But Wolverines got it done. So yeah, one of our morning show sponsors, Stripes Pub & Grill, Rob Reyes, huge Michigan fan. He was on Facebook last night. Go Blue! Go Blue! (08:34) And I just held my nose and bit my tongue. Yeah. Of course, I think that our buddy Brian Hayes over at Dominant Truck is a big Michigan fan too. Oh, really? Yeah. Hey, you know, talking to buddies, we should give a shout out to a good friend of ours, Touch, Eric Mataza out there. He's actually finally listening. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. So I guess he's no longer the T in the LGBT community. (09:06) That's right. Yeah. Larry, Gary, Barry, and Touch. Yeah. If you can get the rest of your team there to get on board with you. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, thanks, Eric, for finally listening. We appreciate it. You know, whenever it pleases you. Yeah. It's only been this is like since 2023. (09:27) Yeah. I gotta tell you, you know, friends like ours, it's a miracle we're where we are today. I wouldn't expect any different out of a Nebraska Cornhusker. You got to start on that now. We got lots to get to. Ask Uncle Bobby later on in the hour as well. It's the B Team morning show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell on 100.3 KROCK. Here's Tom Petty. (09:53) It was a good foreigner. Blue morning, blue day on a Tuesday morning. It's the B Team. Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on the air. Thanks for dialing in and spending your Tuesday with us. Nice to see the sunshine today even though it's still colder than a witch's booby. That's true. In a brass bra. In a brass bra on the first Friday of February. See, I think that last line works in Iowa and it doesn't necessarily work here because the first Friday in February can be quite warm. Could be. Could be. But then when you say that, you're also saying, well, it'll get cold again. Yep. And was I wrong? No, you're right. Oh God, how'd that taste? How'd that taste? Like crow. You want some salt to go with that crow? (10:46) Still tastes like ass. Doesn't matter how much salt you put on it. Well, there was a family in Kansas City that received what they are saying a frightening surprise while preparing Easter baskets when a loose pill reportedly fell out of a bag of store-bought candy purchased from Sam's Club. Now, after opening the package, the mother said she identified the capsule as what she believed to be an antidepressant, raising concerns about the potential danger to children. And although the store refunded their purchase and immediately removed the product from shelves, the family is now sharing their experience as a cautionary reminder for others to carefully inspect candy. Meanwhile, there's a totally depressed worker out there. They lost their candy. So anyway, who knows? I mean, those stories, maybe they're legit. (11:43) Some poor guy trying to bag up some Easter eggs somewhere is just out there all, oh, bother. Yeah. Eeyore lost his happy candy. Meanwhile, little Timmy got it. But mama took it away before Timmy could have some fun. Yeah, there you go. Just didn't even think about the poor worker. Right. Why not call the candy? Why not call Mars and see if Eeyore can, you can meet up with Eeyore to get his belongings back to him. (12:15) Belongings back to him. We are going to see a high today of 78 degrees. I know that seems like a stretch, but eventually it'll get there. It's 52 right now. But another day of winds out of the north to bring in chillier, drier air. That'll change. I don't know. Tomorrow, maybe winds will move to the east and highs in the mid seventies again. There we go. Yeah, we'll see. What do you think about the difference between a north and an east wind? I mean, the east still seems somewhat dry. Yeah, a little bit. I mean, that north wind is always coming down and definitely bringing some cold, but the east, not necessarily bringing the cold weather, but it does seem to be a little bit drier. It says southerly winds. They're just hot and oppressive. Yeah. They're just the blast furnace. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a cotton field in May. Well, don't have to worry about that today. (13:23) Nope. It's 725. We're going to take a break. We're 20 minutes away from asking Uncle Boobie for advice. Yeah. So stay with us. We'll get to that in just a little bit. It's a B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Well, let me tell you, it is. David Lee Roth, just like paradise. That's what you say about coming in here every day because you get to spend some time with me. I get it. I get it. (13:57) You're welcome. Yeah. Right. Yeah, definitely. So B Team Morning Show continues to roll on this Tuesday morning, 52 degrees right now, 78 this afternoon. Dan Diamond's got a look at your weather forecast in just a little bit, but I got some music to start here, get that queued up just to tell the audience, you know what that means. That's right. It's time for your daily advice. Ask Uncle Boobie. That's right. All stitched together by our good friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Spring break is here. That means the shoulder season is over. (14:37) We're getting into the full run of it. And listen, this is when businesses start getting busy again, which means customers should probably know who works there. Custom shirts and hats make that possible. And Buy Tomcat got you covered. Wow. Smooth. You like that? Yeah. See hats and Buy Tomcat's got you covered. See what I did? That was really, really, really good. (15:02) Yeah. Today, Uncle Bobbie, you get a question in from the Stale Fortune Struggler. Mm hmm. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobbie, now I feel stuck in a rut, even though I have read a lot of self-help advice and tried to follow it. How do I create real momentum and make a meaningful next step? Well, first of all, let me say you're not broken. (15:34) Okay. You're just over-marinated in advice that won't taste like paper and promises, you know, kind of like perfume. Okay. If another person tells you to take one small step, I want you to lovingly take that pamphlet and use it as a coaster. See, momentum doesn't come from polishing the same old routine until it shines. No, no, no, no. Momentum comes from shock. (16:03) The kind, wholesome shock of yanking the steering wheel of your life. Just enough to remind your brain it's still alive. See, look, here's the principle. Okay. Your, your next step is not a step. It's a giant leap and you are going to land somewhere loud enough to wake you up. All right. So here's what you do. Sweet and simple. (16:35) You just pick an option so bold that scares your current personality right out of your shoulders. Okay. Apply for a job you're wildly under qualified for, right. In an industry that would, that would confuse your friends. You know, something like, I don't know, professional pillow fighting or lighthouse narration or luxury sandwich consulting. See, then you add a relocation element because a rut loves a familiar scenery. So you got to choose a place with a different climate, different food, different expectations. Move, move like you're escaping a slow leak. You do not need a perfect plan. You need a clean break and a suitcase full of audacity. (17:22) And when the stale fortune cookie wisdom tries to crawl back in, you don't debate it. You smile, you pat it on its head and you keep walking toward the decision that makes no sense on paper, but makes your pulse behave like it used to. See, your next step is not a step. It's a giant leap and you are going to land somewhere loud enough to wake you up. (17:51) There's your answer. Mr. Stale fortune struggler. Real man of genius. Hey, look, man, you know, I'm just saying it's I've done it. (18:06) That's why you give the advice, right? Just a personal experience. That's right. Got to creatively reinvent yourself every so often. That's a look at today's Ask Uncle Bobby question and answer. We do this every morning around 745, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. Where the apparel is custom. (18:30) 749 is the time. Local news is next. Aerosmith Janie's got a gun. That sounds dangerous. It's The B Team morning show just a couple minutes after eight on a Tuesday. Beautiful sunshine today, but still a little bit chilly for the morning hours. It will warm up to this afternoon more than it did yesterday, though, a high of 78 degrees. And seeing that sunshine will make a difference in the afternoon feel because yesterday it's kind of cloudy and dreary all day. Just it felt like a November day rather than rather than a spring day. (19:14) It really did. Really did. If you've got any relationship with mother nature. Yeah. Tell her not to do that again. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, and, you know, I don't know, Schuyler, this one, this one may be a little out, but I just got to say something because because it still bothers. But I'm still hurt with it. But a good friend of ours. (19:38) Well, he passed on over the weekend, and he was he was a dear friend. And his wife is certainly a dear friend of the show. And you've heard us talk about her before, too. But June Bug, our heart still goes out to you. And anyway. (19:59) Dub was a good man, and He will be truly truly missed in June. We we love you and our heart goes out to you and Indiana and in everyone that's right all of the all the Scroggins family But yeah Anyway, sorry. I just I had to say something. I appreciate that Yeah, love you June bug. Love you lots One of the if you don't know June she is absolutely one of the most genuine Sweetest people you'll ever miss. Mm-hmm. Absolutely and Dub was He he certainly made me smile His dry wit was Was one of those things I always wish I could I could undersell a joke and have dry wit like that, but that's not me And he always had a big smile on his face. He did he did and he dealt with a lot and A lot of days did not feel very good, but he didn't want anyone else to know that that's true. And so anyway Thinking about you June bug. Love you praying for you and all the Scroggins family Deanna Good good call on mention then that yes morning. Yeah, I had to we you know, we we let it we let it ride yesterday but I I just had to say something so Stay with us We got more to get to here on The B Team morning show brought to you by stripes pub and grill in Navarre Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar Beach. Here's easy top on 100.3 KROCK Black Friday steely Dan on the classic rock station 100.3 KROCK Good morning, everybody. It's The B Team morning show. How you doing over there? (21:47) Man I'm here. Yeah, I'm here Well, the good news is is that we've had this time of year with the freaking pollen man Yeah, sounds like I got a bad coke habit I'm not saying you don't I didn't say I didn't say it was bad You with the pizza business or something Yeah See I have 78 degrees here this afternoon got a story for you though out of the Mormon State Mm-hmm. Actually, what is he? What is Utah's? (22:27) Slogan, I have no idea. I don't either. Yeah, it's nothing. It's it's not that boring Well a 20 year old driver in Utah was under arrest after speeding down the freeway a 112 miles per hour. Oh, wow, then he told the trooper the experience wouldn't change his behavior Hey, I just need you to know officer I'm absolutely not going to learn from this That's exactly what he said Utah Highway Patrol trooper spotted a car and a motorcycle Speeding side-by-side weaving through traffic at more than a hundred miles per hour in a 70 mile an hour zone Now the trooper clocked them at 112 before pulling over the car as both vehicles exited on to i-215 Inside the car where the driver his mother his grandmother and a 16 year old girl Now according to the arrest report driver and didn't so show much concern Telling the trooper, you know, I drive like this all the time and arresting me teaches me nothing He also reportedly said that if he'd been on a motorcycle he would have just gotten away His mother told police he wasn't racing just just speeding to show off But that didn't stop the arrest after the dangerous triple-digit run down the freeway Whatever Good parenting mom. Yeah great work. Yeah. Meanwhile mom and granny are sitting in the car going They're mad that they got pulled over All right, we'll take a break pay a couple bills I'll look at your forecast to get you through the rest of the workweek coming up in just a little bit on the B Team Morning show with 100.3 KROCK Loving every minute of it lover boy on the classic rock station 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team morning show scattered black and Bobby Dewrell Why is it that we get another crazy story out of Utah? I Man why I don't know. We're Utah. Yeah, a man is currently or was under arrest this weekend in Salt Lake City after police say he suddenly stripped naked in front of a massive religious crowd Mmm gathered for Easter Sunday. That's uh, that's one one way to do it the Mormons celebrate Easter Surely they do It's Jehovah's Witnesses that don't I don't know do Mormons Celebrate how did Google even know that we want? Yes, they do. It's Jehovah's Witnesses that do not But investigators say 36 year old Mitchell Anderson removed all of his clothes at Temple Square during the weekend a general conference of the LDS Church an event that drew thousands of attendees including families and children officers and church security witnessed the incident as it unfolded a Security worker quickly covered the man with a blanket before he was taken into custody So, yeah, people are going nuts out there in Utah. Mm-hmm All right, we got to go we're out of time you believe that Well, I mean we're out of time. So I guess I have to otherwise my believer would be broken. That's right, and it's not So if you missed anything that we talked about today You can find all the show notes from local events to crazy stories to the studies that Bobby loves to talk about Of course your daily ask uncle Bobby feature and the national holidays and more Mm-hmm, including the show in its entirety all available at your fingertips anytime you want it at The B Team show.com Yeah, and look for us look for us on on Facebook now, too. That's right. Yeah, we we did have a Regular Facebook presence and And then we didn't well Yeah Thanks to thinks to jack wagons that left the company and decided to leave us all in a lurch We now have a brand new Facebook website official B team show Yeah, so do we have a do we have a link to that on The B Team show down? (26:33) Yeah, if you go down to the bottom corner, you can get there but hop on follow us We you know, we're trying to get regular post going back there again and everything. So We were we were without without Facebook for a little while and you know since meta and Facebook care so much about people that That's still intellectual property rights and everything like that. We've we've lost access to that to that old show So yeah, the old site. Yep. So yeah, go follow the new one. Yeah Yeah, go follow the new one jump in hang out But you know also let this be your cautionary tale that if somebody wants to be a jack wagon when they leave Your organization there's there's nothing you're gonna be able to do about it and Google won't help. That's right And you should call him a jack wagon. Yeah or worse. Got some other words for him What a thank you all for dialing in and spending this Tuesday morning with us want to thank our sponsors stripes pub and grill and if our Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi for sponsoring the show as they do each and every morning We'll do it again tomorrow for a hump day Wednesday version of the show. I'm Schuyler black Bobby Dewrell get us on out Hey folks. Thanks for listening to the BT morning show You're leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast now We know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day We appreciate the fact that you settled in for this wild ride that we call a morning show But it's come that time of day. We got a mosey on out of here So keep on rocking keep on rolling never settle for the ordinary until the next time The B Team is out And that's a wrap on today's B team redux