National Make Lunch Count Day: Why Your Sad Desk Sandwich Is Actually a Cry for Help

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. Well, we both said we wouldn't get fooled again and show up on a Monday, yet here we are. (00:19) Yep. Hope everybody had a great weekend. I don't. I hope y'all had a terrible weekend. Okay, I hope everybody had a great weekend and he can speak for himself, I guess. No, you should have been completely devoid of life and fun because you didn't have the B Team to listen to. Oh, that was missing. (00:42) Just saying. It was so nice to sleep in on Saturday till 6.45 until I had to get up and help Bear move. Yeah, well, I didn't have that. But, you know, it was great to see you reaching out to the LGB community like that and helping Bear. Actually, I saw all three of them this weekend. (01:03) Larry, Gary, me and Barry? Yeah, all of the Aryans. Yeah, I saw Larry at the Yacht Club yesterday. Oh, well, look at that. I know it. I don't know if I like getting around the LGB. Are LGB friends that much? Well, based on the evidence, I mean, you helped one move. (01:22) That's top friend stuff right there. I know. Got myself to the top of the ladder, I guess. I'm important in these LGB social circles these days. I want you to think about it this way. (01:38) You moved from Navarre to here in town. Too far, Navarre. Remember, there's somebody out there that's going to correct you on that. And how much did I help? You came over and had a bourbon later that week. You helped me break in the bar. Exactly. (01:57) So, clearly, you're closer to Bear. You know what? I did get a McDonald's sausage biscuit out of it. Oh, wow. He's a big spender. I've never done so much for so little. (02:14) It built character. It did. You saw me a little stooped over Saturday night. You can thank Barry Teusch for that. Alright, stay with us. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell back at it on a Monday. An abbreviated week for me, though. (02:32) This is like a Wednesday. Yeah, it's a long week for me. Flying solo. Tom wants to fill in when I'm gone, but you're gone. Bobby's got it. He doesn't need my help. (02:47) Man, how does that make you feel? Well, it feels like he feels that I'm the stronger host of the two of us, because he knows when it's you, he's got to be here. When it's me, he feels confident that I can handle the show. Anybody smell any bull? (03:03) Nope. Not around here. What is that? It's just the sweet aroma of your failure. I actually think it's probably the dead rats up above us. The Steve Miller Band on 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. (03:24) How you doing, everybody? You know, the last two months, we've had the 13th fall on a Friday. Well, this is Monday the 13th, which I've always thought is worse. Because it's Monday. Exactly. You've got the whole day to deal with. (03:39) I could understand. Or the whole week. Right. You're just starting off the wrong way. Yeah, I don't know why we ever decided Friday the 13th was bad. Yeah, Monday seems way worse. Way worse. Actually, I know why they call Friday the 13th Black Friday and why it's bad, but that's the October 13th. (03:59) It was a Friday back when the French King had all the Crusaders, all the Knights Templar. That's when they were raided, killed, put to bed, excommunicated. (04:17) Didn't know that. Yeah, it's an interesting story. The French King was really indebted to the Knights Templar and he installed Pope Clement, the French Pope, and got the French Pope to say, oh, they're blasphemers. (04:33) And the rest is history. Yep. 59 degrees here in Fort Walton this morning. Kind of wish I could do that with my mortgage. Yeah, that's a great idea. Can we try? Man, you know what? It's easier than paying. (04:48) Yeah. Well, today on the National Day calendar, since it's Monday the 13th, we'll start out with something a little bit sweet. National Peach Cobbler Day. Oh, yeah. Because nothing says culture like fruit, sugar, and a crust trying to hide the fact that we're all just bored. Poppy, what? (05:06) Don't talk that way about peach cobbler. Oh, whatever, man. Hey, look, it's National Peach Cobbler Day. It's that yearly reminder that we're a nation held together by fruit, sugar, and denial. You take peaches that had dreams, you drown them in syrup, you bury them under a crust and you call it tradition. (05:26) Like your doctor isn't listening. You know, listen, it's not a holiday so much as an edible permission slip to act like calories are a rumor and just a small slice is a legally binding lie. See? Mark it on the calendar, warm up the oven, and start practicing your innocent face because, yeah, we're only getting started here. (05:48) It's National Peach Cobbler Day today, folks. You might as well get some. That way you get your fruit in for the day, too. You know, I love how you pick all these damn sugary things for me and knowing I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll have some banana pudding for you later, too. (06:04) Hey, it's okay. I had pancakes yesterday. Did you really? It was glorious. And they weren't like those nasty protein pancakes? Oh, no. I channeled my energon wholegain. Did you use a whole bottle of syrup? (06:19) No, I did not. But I should have. I wanted to. Yeah. I was just telling Jerry Chalker about that story at Waffle House the other night. How can he eat that much sugar? I don't know, man. (06:35) I don't know. My hairs were standing up on my arms. It's 627. This is the B Team morning show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell, quick break and a look at your marine forecast is next. The B Team is radioactive on the air right now. (06:51) This is Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. By the way, lots of events coming up this weekend. Fish Fry on Friday for One Hopeful Place. You've got Turtle Fest, Care on the Coast out at the Gulfarium, and another PAWS adoption event scheduled for Saturday. (07:13) We've got all those local events on our website. Just go to thebteamshow.com and you'll see them all. All right, today on the National Day Calendar, we've got another one to dabble into. It's Dabble and Scrabble Day. (07:28) Scrabble Day! Aha! Well, there you go. We're grown adults fighting over a key like it's the last beer and somebody still tries to play boobs with a Z for triple word score. It doesn't work. You know it's you. But you know it's you. (07:44) Just you know it's you. But you know it's you. I've seen it used. Yeah, mistakes were made. So listen, Scrabble Day is that annual reminder that grown adults will turn 12 wooden tiles into a personality and then demand applause for spelling quiz like they discovered fire. (08:03) You know, you dust off the board, you argue about the letter Q, about whether key is a real word, which it is, and so is your resentment for it. So you got to watch friendships get negotiated like hostage situations over a triple word score. (08:20) You know, it's part family tradition, part legal dispute, and somehow everyone keeps coming back like the pain is the point. So yeah, go ahead. Celebrate it. Sharpen your vowels, hide the dictionary, and prepare to learn who in your life would absolutely cheat for seven points. (08:39) Oh. Schuyler. That's a touchdown. 59 degrees in dust in Fort Walton Beach this morning, a high today of 81. We've got some gorgeous weather in store all week long, low 80s in the forecast through the weekend. (08:58) More on that in just a little bit, plus a look at local news about 15 minutes away as well. Kissing heavens on fire this morning. It's 100.3 KROCK. There's a clash in Rock the Casbah. (09:15) Speaking of the Sharif, I got a call from Sheriff Aiden Saturday afternoon, and when the sheriff calls your personal cell phone on a Saturday, I always get a little bit concerned. Like, what did I do? I didn't get the call. He texted me. He's like, hey, give me a call when you can. (09:32) Who's that? Sheriff Aiden. Oh. And I'm like, hey, Sheriff, what's up? Hey, you don't happen to have any concert tickets for this show coming up tonight. I'm glad that's all you're calling for. No, I can't help you out, but I feel better. (09:49) I've never felt so relieved not to help the sheriff. All right. Well, today on the National Day Calendar, we have another one to talk about. It's Thomas Jefferson Day. Oh yeah, yeah. So happy Thomas Jefferson Day. (10:05) Yeah. Gotta celebrate life, liberty, and the pursuit of pretending the Founding Fathers didn't come with footnotes. Okay. Oh, it's Thomas Jefferson Day. It's the annual civic group project where we pretend a powdered wig philosopher is a clean, simple mascot you can slap on a calendar and call it history. (10:26) See, it's usually his birthday, and the whole thing runs on a strange mix of reverence, selective memory, and people misquoting him with the confidence of a man holding a cordless drill he's never used. See, you'll hear about liberty, brains, and founding principles. (10:43) And somehow nobody wants to talk about the parts that make your stomach do a little backflip. But anyway, enjoy the speeches. Enjoy the photo ops. Keep your eyes open, because this holiday is less a celebration and more a stress test for how honest you're willing to be before lunch. (10:59) Thomas Jefferson Day. How about that? Yeah, now you know. Speaking of lunch, we've got one other thing to talk about in just a little bit. Yeah. Stick tight. One more holiday to reveal after Yes and Roundabout on KROCK. (11:16) There's Yes and Roundabout on the Classic Rock Station 100.3 KROCK. (11:31) It's amazing how people don't know how to use roundabouts around here. Oh, yeah. You're supposed to come to a complete stop. 6.54 is the time. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa. (11:49) Gaz said OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And we've given you three holidays to celebrate today. But this might be my favorite. It's National Make Lunch Count Day. Oh, great. So my sandwich down needs a resume, huh? (12:06) Yeah. Yeah, get something good. Yeah. Congrats, society. You finally found a dumber meeting. Bologna and cheese ain't working today. National Make Lunch Count Day is that annual reminder that the sad death sandwich you inhaled over your keyboard isn't a meal. (12:25) It's a cry for help with mayonnaise. You know, the premise is simple. Treat midday like it matters. Pack something real. Step away from the screen. Stop pretending coffee and regret is food groups, okay? It's not. (12:40) It's just not here to fix your life. It's here to express how low your standards have gotten by 12, 17 p.m. So play along today. Because if lunch doesn't count, buddy, neither do you. That's right. Bologna and cheese doesn't count today. (12:57) Go for the chicken pesto panini with fresh mozzarella. Actually sounds pretty good, doesn't it? Yeah, you never sound more gay. 6.55 is the time. Just be honest. Can you say it next time with a lisp? No, no, I cannot. (13:15) He's sure. Local news is next. Welcome, welcome to the show, Bobby. Yep. Emerson Lake in Palmer with Bobby's favorite song. (13:35) Absolute dream. Favorite song. Absolute train wreck. You want me to do some sticks for you next? Sure. You know what? Let's just keep going down. Maybe follow it up with some Aussie. Aussie is actually the song after. It's Monday, the 13th. (13:53) Don't forget. 62 degrees. Beautiful sunshine coming up over Choctawhatchee Bay this Monday morning. A high of 81 this afternoon. We'll check your full forecast in just a little bit. I'm Schuyler Black. We are the B Team Morning Show brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (14:16) And this past weekend, the Air Force Armament Museum out at Eglin Air Force Base unveiled its newest exhibit. It's an F-15E Strike Eagle. Now, Friday's ceremony also recognized the contributions of Major General Robert Chedister. (14:33) He was a former commander of the Air Armament Center and passed away in 2022. So if you haven't checked it out, brand new exhibit for you to see out at the Armament Museum here at Eglin. Just thought I'd pass that along. (14:49) All right. Coming up later on in the hour, we get to ask Uncle Bobby for advice. We do it every morning around 745. Stay with us here in just a little bit. We'll get to that. Also, according to a new poll, Bobby likes studies and polls. (15:08) According to the University of Massachusetts Lowell, Donnelly Parton is the most popular public figure in the U.S. Parton had a rating of plus 65, which was ahead of Taylor Swift, who had a score of plus three. (15:27) Now, Parton was also ahead of political figures like President Donald Trump, former President Joe Biden, and former President Barack Obama. The lowest score in the poll was Vladimir Putin, who had a score of minus 65. So Dolly Parton, working nine to five. (15:46) What a way to make a living. She's the most popular lady in the entire country. Coming up in just a bit, pausing for Bobby. Mm hmm. Right now, Journey, Separate Ways. It's the B Team Morning Show on a Monday. (16:02) Thanks for rocking with us on 100.3 KROCK. Ozzy, Mama, I'm coming home. It's 723. Mm hmm. On a Monday morning, it's the B Team Morning Show. (16:17) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell just having the times of our lives here. Yeah. Yeah. Well, hey, Schuyler, I got a story here that's a why. Oh, do you now? Yeah. Okay, well, let's hear why. (16:33) Three California men were arrested after stealing more than $1 million worth of Legos. Why? Told you. Police were called after suspicious vehicles belonging to the men had been found. (16:49) When officers arrived, two box trucks carrying the Legos and they fled the area. Both box trucks eventually pulled over and all three men involved in the heist were arrested. The trucks contained all of the missing Legos and were returned. The men are facing charges of possession of stolen vehicle, cargo, theft and conspiracy. (17:09) That is wild. Yeah. Can you imagine how many times they've stepped on one? Well, I'm just thinking their getaway was right there. All they had to do is throw some out. Oh, geez. That's true. Nothing stops you faster than stepping on a Lego. That is so true. (17:27) Wow. A million dollars in Legos. I wonder how many that is. Well, it's more than a million. Definitely more than a million pieces. Probably close to a billion pieces. Oh, who knows? Who knows? I mean, with prices going up, you know, I mean, the economy's going to hell and everything. (17:45) You just have to ask the people at Coachella. Isn't that an expensive place? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So Coachella is back and many of the festival goers. The real shock isn't the music this year. It's the food prices. It's a festival. (18:00) Okay. Okay. Yeah. Attendees say even basic items are hitting wallet breaking levels. A single coffee can run as much as $17. A burrito is around $23 and a small pizza with a drink $34. $34. (18:15) Adds up fast. One influencer tallied a simple day of eating at roughly $74 for just a few items. Now, others showed meals like dumplings for $18, tacos around $6 each, and specialty drinks pushing $17 or more. (18:31) But the reaction online is people are calling the prices insane and criminal, especially on top of already expensive tickets. Hopefully everybody before they went just took their Ozempic shot and then they won't get hungry. Where is Coachella? (18:46) It's in California. Oh, like anything crazy. That makes sense. Catalina Wine Mixer. Hey, coming up on Friday is the Fry It For A Cause One Hopeful Place Fish Fry featuring Dewey Destin's Fish. (19:05) Meals are $20 a piece. Buy your tickets now because you're not going to be able to show up in light on Friday without pre-purchased meals and be able to get your lunch fix. You can. You can absolutely show up in line without tickets. (19:23) You're not getting anything, but you can show up in line. Don't tell people what they can't do, right? Okay. Well, here's what you can do, but here's what you're not going to get. But you're not going to get anything. But if you just want to hang out in line, absolutely have at it. (19:39) If you want to give them a donation. That's right. By all means. Give them a donation. Wait in line. Give them a donation. You're not getting any fish. That's right. Go catch your own. That's right. You're going to get a plan better. Exactly. (19:55) We've only been talking about this for a month, but you can find the link. To buy those tickets in advance for Friday's Fish Fry online, just click on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Alright, we're going to take a break. Your weather forecast is now brought to you by our friends at Coastal Auto Express. (20:12) By the way, they're offering discounts on labor this month, so 10% discount on labor if you need some work done. We'll spring tune up, swing on over and see them in front of Piggly Wiggly in Mariester. Alright, your forecast is on the way. Stix, Boston and Deep Purple before Uncle Bobby in the next 20 on 100.3 KROCK. (20:32) 39 on a beautiful Monday morning. It is gorgeous out there. Plenty of sunshine all across northwest Florida. 62 degrees right now. A high today of 81. And although the air temperature isn't super warm right now, you can definitely tell the humidity was back this morning. (20:51) Yeah, it's getting back. The windshield was needing a little bit of warm air to defog. So, if you haven't stepped outside yet this morning, you might have some dew on the windshield. (21:07) Did you hear about this plane crash near Baker on Friday? Yeah, I saw that. Yeah. A pilot and his passenger were hospitalized after a plane crash in Baker on Friday. The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office says a small plane crashed near the Long Branch Farm Road area. (21:25) Investigators say the plane's engine failed and it nosedived onto private property. The pilot was able to get out of the plane. The passenger was trapped inside the plane and had to be extracted. First responders say that both men were alert and conscious after the crash. (21:41) So, that's good news, but no other details have been available to this point. So, hopefully everybody's doing okay after that. Can't tell exactly from the pictures, but it looks like it's an old Piper Cub. Yeah. (21:56) An old J3. Yeah, yeah. I heard the story and, you know, having a few friends that fly. I heard the story and I was like, oh, crap. And then I pulled it up and saw the plane. I was like, oh, no, no, we're good. Well, and those Piper Cubs cruise at about 50 knots. (22:13) So, you're not going to get a lot of glide out of them. No. All right, stick tight. We are about eight minutes away from asking Uncle Bobby for advice this Monday morning. So, stay with us. That's on the way in just a little bit. (22:29) Plus, a look at local news from the weekend as well. In the meantime, the Romantics. That's what I like about you. Morning, 62 degrees in Destin Fort Walton Beach and a high of 81 this afternoon. Deep purple right there and hush. (22:45) And I feel like that's the perfect song to lead into Uncle Bobby where we all need to just hush and listen. The daily advice you didn't know you needed every morning at 745-ish. It's all stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. (23:02) Yeah, with Mother's Day just a month away, it means that most men are about 29 days from frantically panic ordering flowers. Well, plan ahead. Talk to Tomcat Custom Apparel and, well, get that matching shirts that moms always wanted for the Mother's Day photo. (23:18) That's right. Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. Making your family look like it really gets along. All right. Yeah, they can make a lot of fake things true. All right. Today on Ask Uncle Bobby, the question comes in from the Budget Lagoon Spectator. (23:39) And they say, Dear Uncle Bobby, I feel inadequate when I scroll through social media and see my friends on amazing vacations while my life feels boring. How do I deal with the envy and stop feeling so behind? (23:55) Well, first of all, envy is just your brain noticing the scoreboard, okay? And social media is, well, it's the carnival rigged by professional clowns with excellent lighting. Look, you're not losing at life, all right? You're losing at marketing. (24:10) And that's a different sport. See, here's the part nobody wants to admit out loud. Authenticity is a luxury brand now. Nobody's posting the sunburn, the credit card panic, the silent fight over where to eat. No, they're posting the curated fantasy like it fell out of a travel brochure and landed directly on their face. (24:30) Look, since we live in an era of theater, you gotta stop trying to out-vacation them. And you gotta start out-storytelling them. See, you take your normal afternoon and you mythologize it like it's an ancient epic. (24:46) Because that sandwich is now a street food discovery. The park bench is now a hidden overlook. That rainy commute, well, that's you braving the elements like some rugged, misunderstood icon. And yeah, yeah, yeah, you manipulate the photos. (25:03) Because that's what everyone else is doing while pretending they're not. You boost that saturation until your backyard looks like a resort and your kitchen looks like a boutique cafe. And if anybody questions it, you hit them with a calm little smile and act like they're the weird ones for caring. (25:21) Look, finally, you just gotta stop treating their posts like a documentary and start treating them like advertisements. See, nobody gets jealous of a billboard unless they forget that it's trying to sell you something. You don't need a better life. (25:37) You need better propaganda. And you are about to become a legend. All right, there's the Budget Lagoon Spectator's Answer. We'll do this again tomorrow morning. (25:53) Tell me I'm wrong. You're not. I would never. Nobody tells Bobby he's wrong, because don't even waste your breath. Don't even waste your breath. It's the B Team Morning Show. Don't miss out on Ask Uncle Bobby weekday mornings. (26:09) At 745-ish. Right here. On 100.3 KROCK. All stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Where the custom apparel is custom. Oh, we added another word today. (26:25) It's 752. News is next. Never been any reason. On 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. How's everybody doing on a Monday? It's a pretty nice morning outside your window. 62 degrees. (26:41) A high of 81 this afternoon. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre. As well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (26:56) Coming up this weekend, you've got the One Hopeful Place Fried Fur Coz Fish Fry at Liza Jackson Park on Friday. You've also got an Adopt and Shop event with Paws at Emerald Coast Harley Davidson on Saturday. And the Care on the Coast Turtle Fest fundraiser at the Gulfarium on Saturday afternoon as well. (27:16) Plus a couple more events coming up next week. One at Mid-South Bank, their Customer Appreciation Day. With free lunch from Lenny's on Thursday the 23rd. And Liza Jackson Preparatory School's 25th Anniversary Open House on the 25th. (27:32) There's just a lot coming up here the next couple of weeks. And we want to make sure we keep you up to date on everything happening in the area. So stay up to date by visiting our website at thebteamshow.com. Well Bobby, you've got what? A year left of payments on your Jeep? (27:50) More than that, but yeah. Something like that. I've got five or six payments left on my F-150. It'll be paid off this fall. And that makes me realize that I'm going to drive this truck until it dies. (28:06) Because the average price of a new vehicle, not of a top-of-the-line vehicle, but of just an average run-of-the-mill vehicle, is now nearing $50,000. (28:21) Goodness. Up 30% since COVID. And monthly payments have now climbed to around $775,000, putting serious pressure on middle-class buyers. The big reason is automakers are building more expensive SUVs and trucks and phasing out cheaper models, while added tech and safety features keep driving prices higher. (28:44) Affordable options are disappearing fast, and cars under $30,000 now only make up about 13% of the market, down sharply from a few years ago. Now, to cope, buyers are stretching loans to six or even seven years, turning to used cars or just holding on to their current vehicles longer. (29:04) But even used cars aren't as cheap as they used to be. So $30,000 in 2010 got you a pretty damn nice vehicle. Yeah, it's crazy how much car prices have gone up. (29:20) But all the regulations and safety and all that stuff that they have to do, I mean, it's getting nuts. I mean, you could buy, I don't know, what, 18 years ago, 16 years, maybe close to 20 years ago, you could buy a brand-new compact Toyota Yaris or a small sedan for $18,000. (29:41) And yeah, now the average price is close to $50,000. Just absolutely crazy. It sure is. It sure is. All right, stick tight. We've got lots to get to here in the final hour of the show this morning. Take another look at your weather forecast, get you caught up on. (29:59) What to expect, not only today, but the rest of the work week here in just a little bit. Forerunner and ACDC coming up after Motley Crue. Shout at the Devil, now on 100.3 KROCK. A Monday morning, hope everybody had a great weekend. The Masters was yesterday, the final round of the Masters, and Rory McIlroy won his second consecutive Green Jacket yesterday up in Augusta. He came back 9 yesterday and made some headway, got his second Masters title in 2026. McIlroy finished 13-under to secure the victory, holding off a crowded leaderboard that stayed within striking distance most of the day. The final round was not smooth. (30:54) McIlroy had early trouble off the tee and saw challengers like Scottie Scheffler surge, but he steadied himself down the stretch, including a key par save late to seal it. McIlroy finishes at 13-under, Scottie Scheffler at 11-under, and tied for third at 10-under was Cameron Young. With this Masters win, he joins the career Grand Slam Club, winning all four majors, including the Masters, U.S. Open, the Open, and PGA Championship. It's one of the rarest achievements in golf. He now joins Tiger, Gary Player, Ben Hogan, Gene Sarazen, and of course, the Golden Bear, Jack Nicklaus. (31:43) We're going to take a break. Final half hour of the show coming up. Did you have anything else you wanted to get to this morning? No. Seems like we're a little light on the local news front, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, there's not a lot happening out there. Panama City and Wong County had to break down on spring breakers, so they're not partying and doing the normal shenanigans. I did see that, maybe we'll get to it here in the second half of the eight o'clock hour, but the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office did formally charge and arrest the lady with the hoarding case up in Crestview. Animal hoarding case. Gotcha. You said hoarding. (32:26) Hoarding. Ding. Yeah, there's a D in there. Hoard. That's not what it sounded like you said the first time. Hoarding. Yeah, in the whoring case. I'm like, well, that's one way to put it. I'll work on enunciating those consonants a little bit more. It's 826. A look at your weather forecast is next. Bob Seger and Night Moves on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. It's beautiful on a Monday morning, 62 degrees and fair skies in South Okaloosa County. A high today of 81 degrees. Our last couple breaks here in the studio this morning before we get out of here at nine o'clock, and I believe we've each got a story to talk about this break. Yeah, well, I found a little data out there, just kind of looking around, looking at the average cost of living here in the US. Now, what they did in this study came from GoBankingRates is where they got the source of all this information. Average annual household spending. So this is based on the cost of living indexes and spending across groceries, housing, utilities, transport, and healthcare. They found the range in the US to be between 66.3 K and 141.1 K. (34:00) Now, you want to guess at the top five states? California won. Nope. Already wrong. New York won. Nope. Already wrong. But they are in the top five. I'll give you that. (34:16) So the highest. Washington. The highest is Hawaii at 141.1 K. Okay. Coming in second, this one kind of surprised me, at 118.4 K is Massachusetts. You've never been there, so I couldn't tell you. Yep. Third on the list at 107.4 is California, Alaska at 100.3, and New York at 99.4. Notice anything about those five? (34:45) Well, they walk on the left side of the line. Right. So Florida came in at 78.1 K as the average. Now, looking over at our neighboring sisters, Georgia came in next at 72.1, Alabama at 69, and Mississippi at 67.1. Surprisingly, I found this interesting. I thought West Virginia would probably be the lowest, and it clocked in at 69.2. Actually, the lowest in the states is Oklahoma at 66.3 K. (35:24) Really? Yeah. I would not have picked Oklahoma. I thought that was the most shocking. Quite honestly, though, I'm going to guess Oklahoma can keep it on the lower end because it's a plain state. It's an ag state. Food supply is not too far to bring in. (35:42) Yeah. Your home state of Iowa was 70.9. In comparison to Florida, that's... It's 78. Yeah. I mean, it's basically between Georgia and Alabama on cost of living at 70.9. Okay. So anyway, yeah. I thought that was just kind of an interesting study out there. Hawaii and Alaska don't surprise me because the cost of trying to get product there. (36:07) Right. They seem set out. So those make sense. But yeah, the Northeast obviously was up there quite a bit. Not a lot of cattle in Alaska. No, no, no, no. Pennsylvania was the only kind of reasonably priced. Pennsylvania was at 76.3 K up in the Northeast. You had Maryland at 93, Delaware at 80, New Jersey at 90. So about 10,000 less than New York. Connecticut at 89, Rhode Island at 89, Vermont, New Hampshire. (36:41) Vermont was 89, New Hampshire 85, Maine at 89, and then Massachusetts at 118. Interesting. Yeah. So they all seemed kind of in that same little ballpark up in there. So what else is new? The West Coast and New England is expensive. (37:03) Yep. Yep. All right. What do you say we play a couple more tunes and get out of here? Sounds good to me. All right. Here's Cream. This is Strange Brew. 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. It's Cream and Strange Brew on the B Team Morning Show. And if you are like us, you probably got that alert on your phone just 90 seconds or two minutes ago. But Bobby, if you want to go through the details of it, an Amber Alert was issued for Santa Rosa County. (37:40) Yeah. Yeah. We do have a Amber Alert out for Adriana Hernandez. Now, she's been missing since April 7th. She's 15 years old, female, white Hispanic, brown hair, brown eyes, about 5'1", weight 130 out of Milton, Florida in Santa Rosa County. They do say that the alert has been issued for Adriana Hernandez. She was last seen in the area of the 6400 block of Bruce Lane in Milton, Florida. She may have a reddish brown tint to her hair. (38:15) Adriana may have traveled to Georgia, but due to the ongoing investigation, this case has now been upgraded to an Amber Alert through the FDLE. So keep an eye out. If you see her, make sure to call something in. Don't get involved, don't interact, but do make sure to get in touch with law enforcement. Let them know if you know anything about the whereabouts or anything regarding Adriana Hernandez. Yeah. Well, this is our fifth year down here, and this is the closest one we've had here in proximity to Ocaloosa County. Yeah. Yeah. Usually, they come out of South Florida, so you might have hit just dismiss and not pay attention. But yeah, this is out of Milton. It is a missing teenager out of the Milton area. So just wanted to pass that along as soon as we got it this morning. We're going to play one last song, sign off, and get ready for Tuesday's show. Donnie Iris and Aaliyah on 100.3 KROCK. Donnie Iris and Aaliyah on 100.3 KROCK. That's going to do it for us today. The B Team Morning Show signing off for a Monday. And for Monday being the 13th, I say we did all right. Yeah, not so bad. Not too bad. Not so bad. We will see you all back here tomorrow morning, bright and early at six for the B Team Morning Show, Taco Tuesday style. Maybe. Yeah. Tacos would be okay. I want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Ocaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (39:56) I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell, why don't you get us on out? Hey folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call the Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, we've got to cruise on out of here, so you keep on rocking, keep on rolling. (40:15) Never settle for the ordinary. 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