National Laundry Day & Micro-Volunteering: The Holidays Where Clean Socks and Tiny Good Deeds Both Count as Growth

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. And the big day's on the calendar this morning. We start out on the 15th of April with National Laundry Day. (00:37) Oh yeah, the one holiday where your dirty secrets get aired out, spun around, and still come out wrinkled and disappointed. Yeah, true. Oh, National Laundry Day is that annual little reminder that time is real. Consequences are real. (00:52) And your favorite hoodie has been living a double life as a science experiment behind the bedroom door. Look, it's not a celebration so much as a negotiated surrender with a hamper. You sort your colors, pretend you understand detergent labels, and hope the dryer doesn't eat another sock like it's paying rent. (01:10) You know, everybody acts shocked that clean clothes require effort, like the universe owes you fresh underwear for being busy. So consider this your warning shot. Today's about soap and spin cycles, and tomorrow we'll talk about what else you've been avoiding. (01:26) National Laundry Day. How about Don Henley Dirty Laundry? Well, you know, that wasn't actually about laundry. That was about the 24-hour news cycle. Oh, damn. Well, I'm going to play it anyway. (01:42) It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Man, yeah, oh. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (01:57) It's the B Team Morning Show. Heart and Magic Man. Hey, don't miss the magic of Dewey Destin's fish. Yes, yes, yes. It's a day. (02:31) It is a day. You can still buy your tickets. I still got a few available online at just go to the bteamshow.com, click on the events tab, and you'll see the link to get those tickets there. I think I've said enough. (02:47) It's on the national holiday, whatever we call this thing, national holiday calendar. It's micro-volunteering day. Yeah, yeah. So, you know, that's when you do one good deed so small that even your conscious needs a magnifying glass to find it. (03:02) But it still counts. That's true. Oh, micro-volunteering day is that holiday for folks who want the warm glow of being helpful without the messy commitment of, you know, showing up. Yeah, you do tiny good deeds in bite-sized chunks, answer a question, sign a petition, tag a resource, translate a sentence. (03:21) Then you go right back to your regularly scheduled nonsense. You know, it's charity and the time it takes to microwave regret, which is either the most modern kind of kindness or the civic equivalent of tossing a penny in a fountain and calling it a retirement plan. Still, still, if everybody did one small thing on purpose, you know, we might accidentally improve the world. (03:42) And that's the kind of outcome that makes people nervous. It's micro-volunteering day. Maybe it's just holding a door for somebody. That could be. That could be it. Still counts, Bobby. I feel like holding a door for somebody is random acts of kindness day. (03:59) Holding the door for somebody at your favorite charity. It still feels like a random act of kindness. But whatever. It's all in your own perception, I guess. All right, let's take a break. (04:14) I need a cup of coffee here. Look at your forecast. It's coming up. Plus, Dan Diamond has local news later on in the hour as well. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. As well as Okaloosa Gas and Outcast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (04:30) Coming up on Saturday. Yes, it's all for the sea turtles. It's Turtle Fest here on the coast at the Gulfarium out on Okaloosa Island. Should be a fun afternoon with live music, games, food, activities for all. (04:45) And tickets are on sale now. You can find them online. Just go to thebteamshow.com, click on the events tab, and we've got the link to get those tickets right there. Well, Mr. Bobby Dewrell, we've got a couple more holidays to reveal this morning. (05:00) And I feel like this one is right in your wheelhouse. It's National Griper's Day. Yeah, finally. Finally, a holiday for people who think whining is cardio. And, well, progress means louder complaints with better punctuation. Or as we call it around here, Schuyler. (05:17) What? I don't get it. Maybe you want to do that louder with better punctuation? I don't get it. All right. It's National Griper's Day, which is that proud little speed bump on the calendar where we stop pretending we're fine and finally give our complaints the cardio they deserve. (05:39) Look, you air your petty grievances, your legitimate beefs, and that one thing your neighbor does with the leaf blower like it's a sacred ritual, preferably before noon so you don't ruin your day twice. The point isn't to fix anything, so don't get ambitious. (05:57) It's to name the annoyance, laugh at the annoyance, and realize most of your misery could be solved by a snack and a nap. So consider it emotional spring cleaning, except you don't throw anything away. You just stack it neatly and call it tradition. (06:14) National Griper's Day. We got one more to talk about here. It's a day for you. It's not. It's for you. I promise you. It's a Bobby thing. Yeah, he said griping. Here's the cars on camera. (06:29) Hey, yeah. How do you like hearing some howls at six in the morning? I tell you, it's rock on. Mm-hmm. It's hump day. Mm-hmm. And my work week ends here in a couple hours. Mm-hmm. Then it's, well, it's Bobby and the Benchwarmers the rest of the week. (06:44) Yeah, so looking forward to that. Whispering Jim tomorrow, talking Tom on Friday, and talking Tom on Monday. Mm-hmm. And I'll be back next week. Mm-hmm. Maybe. I might just take a two-week sabbatical like Bobby did last month. (07:01) That's not out of the question. 81 degrees is going to be our high this afternoon. We'll check your weather forecast in just a little bit. The forecast sounds really, really nice for a day that's called National That Sucks Day. Yeah, yeah. It's a holiday that celebrates my customer service calls, my taxes, and every group text I've ever been trapped in. (07:22) Okay. I'm just saying. Oh, National That Sucks Day. Hey, I'm in group text with you. Yeah, exactly. National That Sucks Day is the one holiday brave enough to look you in the eye and admit the obvious. (07:39) Sometimes the universe hands you a warm soda and calls it a blessing. Sometimes. Yeah. You don't fix it. You don't manifest your way out of it. You just name it out loud and keep moving like a grown adult with bills and a pulse. (07:57) You know, it's a ceremonial group sigh with optional snacks. You know, where we honor every busted plan, petty inconvenience, and soul-crushing email subject line that starts with quick question. See, observe it however you want. (08:13) Complain responsibly. Laugh a little. Take notes. Because tomorrow's nonsense is already stretching in the parking lot. National That Sucks Day. Celebrate accordingly. It's the BT Morning Show, but it's away from 7 o'clock. (08:29) Ask Uncle Bobby coming up next hour as well. Stay with us. Plenty of local news and events to talk about as well. On 100.3 KROCK, stick tight. [♪ music playing ♪ Journey. Loving, touching, squeezing on a Wednesday morning. (08:47) It's the BT Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Durrell in the studio on a hump day Wednesday. Beautiful weather outside right now. Sunshine and 56. Bobby just came in from being outside. (09:02) Took a little siesta out there, I guess, for 15 minutes. Is it nice? Yeah, it's actually pretty nice out there. Yeah, not a bad morning at all. Little patchy fog, but that's okay. Yeah, that'll burn off here pretty quick. High of 80 this afternoon. (09:17) We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. You all may have heard Frankie's news a little bit ago, but the SEFCO on Eglin is currently under its conversion to Casey's. Yeah, I saw that. Isn't that an Iowa brand? (09:32) It is. It's an Iowa brand, but they've been all across the plains, down to Texas for a long time now. They bought out SEFCO about a year and a half ago. They're finally getting converted over. Yeah, they did it like overnight too. (09:48) Yeah, happened quick. The SEFCO on 87 in Navarre, I think converted on Monday. Oh, okay. But there's some of the other ones, the one out there on MLK, the one up in Niceville, that's going to be. Later in the mid-summer, I think, so it'll still be a couple months for those. (10:04) Yeah, I know, usually, well, I don't know, I mean, it could be, usually when they roll those reset teams in town, they just knock them out, so. One by one. Yeah, once they get in town, you just kind of go from one place to the next, so it'll be interesting. (10:20) Flying back to Iowa tonight, my mom's going to have Casey's pizza waiting for me, and now I can get it down here when I come home. Yeah, there you go. How about that? Yeah, what a deal. Coming up in just a little bit, we're going to take a look at a question today for Ask Uncle Bobby. (10:36) Yeah, maybe. See what kind of advice you all want. Don't forget, the rest of the week, Whisperin' Jim tomorrow morning with Bobby. Yeah, yeah. And Laughin' Tom Friday and Monday. Is that fair to call him Laughin' Tom? (10:53) I don't know. Turkey Tom? Maybe. Gobble, gobble. Yeah, maybe. But we'll— It's a lot of work for me over the next two days. You know what? You will be so happy to see me on Tuesday. I wouldn't go that far. I mean, I can stay longer. (11:10) You have. That is true. That is true. Yeah. Yeah, you went one time and extended by a week. Well, yeah, I didn't expect Grandma to die, but— Hey, hey, I'm just tired of your excuses. (11:25) All right, stay with us. We'll check your forecast here in just a little bit. 38 Special caught up in you. It's Wednesday, hump day, and you're rocking with the Beat Team on KROCK. Because I can't say that other word. (11:44) It's very bad. Can you Jackie Gleason it with some bit? Some bit? Yeah, Blake Shelton had— What was that song 27 years ago? Some Beach? Somewhere, yeah. 58 degrees, a little bit of patchy fog in low-lying areas, but high of 80 this afternoon. (12:06) It's the Beat Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill & Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Yesterday, something super rare happened on Pensacola Beach. (12:21) A rare and thrilling sight unfolded Tuesday morning over Pensacola Beach as the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds flew together in a special formation. Delighting hundreds of onlookers who gathered along the shore despite closed-base access, the surprise flyover featured the impressive Super Delta formation, a spectacle not often seen, leaving locals and visitors in awe as the jets roared overhead. (12:46) And many described the moment as unforgettable and deeply patriotic, with some noting it was a once-in-several-years experience. The Thunderbirds were in the area following an air showdown in Panama City last weekend, and the last time this unique joint formation appeared in Pensacola was in October of 2024. (13:04) So everything on the Blue Angels that was yellow went blue and everything else blue went yellow for it to be you know it was I mean it was written great too because you know they were doing this to make it more highly visible so that people could see it and contrast against the the blue sky and blah blah blah blah blah and you know that they would be renamed to the Yellow Angels and oh my god it's great and it looked like the Savannah Bananas fighting for us yeah it did and I think that's what somebody jumped back with like this is just a fan of bananas so it was funny it did troll a few people yeah you know it's crazy how some of those those April Fools jokes just completely stump people I'm glad you didn't fall for it Bobby yeah I almost did there was a moment there where I was like really why the hell would they be and then I'm like man it's April 1 you gotta look at the calendar dude look at the calendar well and usually those things that get me is I end up seeing them like on the second or the third and I'm like oh son what that and then I have to go up and look wait what day did this publish yeah because if it's still trending four or five days after yeah right yeah all right it's 7 24 we're about 20 minutes out from asking Uncle Bobby for advice this Wednesday morning stay with us we'll get to that here in just a little bit plus many more stories to talk about as well by the way mark your calendars Saturday May 9th the boats and boil event at Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach come check out the latest and greatest and Grady White boats and many more brands that they carry plus they're going to be blowing up 500 pounds of crawfish for you a lot of crawfish it is and it and it don't cost no dimes yeah 500 500 pounds of crawfish a lot of crawfish that's a lot of crawfish so come on out get yourself some crawfish on Saturday May 9th from 11 to 3 at Marine Max at Fort Walton and then that afternoon we drive up 85 to Crestview that's right the 250 America's 250 parade vendors entertainers food trucks all sorts of fun so don't miss out on that we've got details on both of those events and so many more if you just check out the uh handy dandy website known as the B Team show dot com that's right that's right we got all our show notes there we got i mean it's it's just a veritable treasure trove it's uh it's a happening place on the interwebs so go check it out all right quick break um zeppelin oh bon jovi coming up next break how about that what a deal stay with us to look at your forecast is next rock station it's the B Team morning show on a beautiful Wednesday morning 58 degrees is the current temp outside a high today of 80 we'll check that uh full forecast here in just a little while plus get local news coming up here in the next uh 12 minutes or so what uh what did you have on tap today me yeah just more more of living life you're you're not you're not you're not giving me a story here no no i'm not well Bobby yeah uh so the california democrat uh representative eric swalwell continues to dominate the headlines on national news good on him another woman has now come forward accusing representative eric swalwell of violent sexual assault and is now part of a growing list of allegations against him violent wow she uh she claims that during a 2018 encounter at a southern california hotel the democrat uh drugged raped and choked her until she lost consciousness saying she thought she was going to die some people call that a saturday night sorry sorry i shouldn't be not the time nor place sorry sorry i apologize we gotta we gotta train him on this filter stuff uh phil what phil who yeah i don't know phil the woman says she didn't report it at the time because she feared his political power but it is now coming forward with alleged evidence and plans to cooperate with investigators now swalwell has denied all allegations calling them false and politically motivated this accusation is one of several from different women and the mounting claims have already led to major fallout including swalwell resigning from congress and suspending his run for california but we must believe all women well that's the same guy that said that when when that lady came up uh when brett kavanaugh the supreme court justice was going through his hearing confirmation hearings yep that's true you know it just reminds us you know what the difference between a hooker and a democrat is right oh one stops screwing you when you run out of money that's right it's not the democrat you're stuck for life well any more advice from uncle Bobby's going to come your way in about four minutes yes stay with us we'll get to that here in just a few right now arrow smith's got his counting sheep and dreaming on it's B Team morning show scatter black and Bobby Dewrell at 100.3 KROCK 100.3 KROCK it's the B Team morning show yeah arrow smith and dream on scatter black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill in navarre as well as okaloosa gas and outcast sushi and miramar beach but it's that time of the morning where the music plays and the advice comes out is that what it is ask uncle Bobby yeah we do this every morning all stitched together by our friends by tomcat custom apparel that's right reminding you mother's day is basically the super bowl of family photos and by comcat custom apparel well it makes sure your crew looks like a team that's right go see them right plaza next to sport clips here in fort walton all right today uncle Bobby you get a question in from the spreadsheet breakdown captain and they write in saying dear uncle Bobby i feel like i'm I'm supposed to do something wild for a midlife crisis, but I do not actually want to be spontaneous. (20:07) I would rather plan it carefully so I feel in control, but I'm worried that makes it pointless. So how do I plan a midlife crisis without feeling ridiculous? Well, first of all, you feel ridiculous because you're doing what every adult does when the void starts whispering. You're turning it into a project. And I respect that, because nothing says personal transformations like a color-coded collapse. (20:34) Look, first, you gotta stop calling it a midlife crisis, like you're stumbling into a convertible at midnight. No, this is a strategic rebrand. You're not unraveling. You're conducting a controlled burn with permits, signage, and a backup crew. (20:55) See, the whole point of a midlife crisis is to convince yourself you are still a main character. And you know, nothing screams main character like an itinerary with costume changes and scheduled epiphanies. So you gotta build yourself a bucket list of the classics. But do it like a professional. Sports car test drive, leather jacket phase, a suspicious new hobby that costs too much, a radically different haircut, and one dramatic purchase that makes your friends blink twice. You gotta keep it tasteful, meaning expensive and slightly embarrassing. (21:37) Now, you gotta schedule this in phases, because chaos should never be allowed to freelance. Phase 1 is always going to be wardrobe and vibe. Phase 2 is public sightings. Phase 3 is an ill-advised skill acquisition. And Phase 4 is the emotional monologue you deliver to somebody trapped in a car with you. But put the monologue on a weekday. People are more vulnerable on Tuesdays, by the way. (22:04) Anyway, you need contingency plans, too. Because a meltdown without logistics, that's just noise. If the new hobby feels too wholesome, you gotta swap it for something louder and harder to explain at dinner. If the haircut makes you look responsible, immediately add sunglasses you do not need, and start using the word era like you invented it. (22:30) So look, don't worry about it being pointless. Because it's planned. Make it big, make it organized, and make sure somebody takes pictures so you can later deny it ever happened. (22:46) There's the answer, Mr. Spreadsheet Breakdown Captain. Yep. That's what Uncle Bobby has to say. We do this every morning at 745 right here on the B Team Morning Show, all stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. (23:02) Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. God, that's so dumb. That is so dumb. News is next. (23:18) That's hilarious. You want to go ahead and tell your captain what you're saying? (23:34) I didn't say anything. No, it's Bobby that put it together. Nope. Nope. You don't want to fess up? Captain Billy Boleg 70, Bobby's saying all sorts of stuff here about you. Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, okay. (23:49) That's not even where I was going. I just thought I was trying to be funny, and then you threw the captain's name in there. No, you threw the captain's name in there. You're the one that said Ricky don't lick Well, anyway. (24:04) I'm never living this down, am I? You're the one that said it, man. This is so humiliating. Captain, I would never say that about you. That was just a song. Oh my God, this is awful. (24:21) Yeah, it's going to be rough. At least Will Goldsby's listening. I hope he's not. Man, I hope you have some sort of blunder with your captain on the bourbon with the boys podcast tomorrow night. (24:39) What's he going to do? He's not even part of the past seven. He's purely decorative and without meaning. He's like a Gary McCoy. A Gary McCoy. He's like his brother-in-law. (24:54) Are you saying Charlie's washed up? No, I'm saying he's a husband. He's a husband. He wants man something. I'm saying I took all my records, and he's just somebody I used to know. (25:10) You know, I don't even know where we're going on this break now. To hell. Going straight to hell. It's gone to hell in a handbasket. Straight, straight, straight to. Now I feel like I should queue up some driving and crying. (25:28) You know, I wouldn't complain about that. I know you wouldn't complain. We're at 67 degrees with beautiful sunshine here in Fort Walton right now. A high today of 77 this afternoon. Going to be very, very nice. (25:43) And the rest of the work week looks awesome. So we'll check that full forecast here in just a little bit. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. Brought to you by, every morning, our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (25:59) My final morning to be with you all this week, though. Because, yeah, flying out this afternoon. I'll be back on Tuesday morning. But you've got Whisper and Jim tomorrow with Bobby. And you've got the one and only Tom Mason on Friday and Monday. (26:18) That is true. Which one do you think they should have broken the mold with faster? Tom or Jim? It's a tie? It's a tie. It's a straight tie. I bet they'd say the same about you. You know what? They did break the mold. (26:34) So I'm not worried about it. And we all said, thank you, Jesus. Whatever. I don't know why you think you're going to hurt my feelings. I mean, I'm good. I can't drive 55. (26:52) There's Sam Shelton, or Sammy Hagar. There you go. We think highly of ourselves, don't we? Sure, why not? Why not? It's just rolling. It's a beautiful Wednesday morning here in northwest Florida. 68 degrees right now in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. (27:10) A high today of 77. We'll check your full forecast in just a little bit. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. We want to thank you all so very kindly for, you know, rocking and rolling with us this morning. Remember, we've got a bunch of events coming up to our area this weekend. (27:27) On Friday, you've got the 3rd Annual Fry It For a Cause, One Opal Place Fish Fry, and Liza Jackson Park. And Ms. Sherry Olney is going to be joining Bobby in Whispering Jim tomorrow morning, right here on the BTMorning Show, to talk about getting those last-minute tickets purchased up, so that you can go through the drive-thru line on Friday from 11 to 1 at Liza Jackson Park. (27:52) And then on Saturday, a couple local events as well. PAWS is doing an adoption event. You've also got the Turtle Fest here on the coast event out at the Golfarium. Next Saturday, we've got the 25th Anniversary with our friends at Liza Jackson Preparatory School. (28:08) Yeah, that should be fun. Looking forward to that. It'll be from about 11 to 1, Saturday, the 25th. So if you can come out and join us for that. Students, parents, teachers, alum, past staff, y'all are welcome. (28:24) Come on out. And even if you're a parent that has interest in maybe your child attending, and getting on the lottery list at Liza, come check out the school, right? Well, the lotteries are in this year, but that'd be for next year. For next year. (28:39) You can get on the waiting list whenever. But if you'd like to see the layout of the school, come on by. There's going to be food trucks. There's going to be games and fun for the kids. DJ on-site as well. Just looking forward to it. (28:54) Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. Crossing our fingers for good weather that day, too. Sure thing. But we've got a full list of events for you happening across our area at thebteamshow.com. Well, it always seems like the wildest road rage incidents come out of South Florida. (29:13) It's like, we're the calm people up here. Yeah, well, it's because all the jack wagons live down there. Jack wagons. And that's the nicest way to say what? Yeah, jack wagon. Okay. Did I stutter? No, you didn't. You didn't. (29:28) I just didn't know if that was like an acronym for something. Starting to sound like the guy yesterday that calls me up and goes, Hey, did you want me at that meeting? Did I send you an email and a meeting invite for it? Yeah. Seems like you have your answer to that, don't you? It's like Tomcat Custom Apparel. (29:44) Can you get shirts made for somebody there? Yeah, Tomcat Custom Apparel. We're the custom apparel. It's made just for you. Well, a road rage incident down in Fort Myers over the weekend turned violent when a man allegedly... (29:59) I've been there. So it does happen here. I've so been there. Contrary to popular belief, it does happen. In the panhandle. (30:15) According to police, the confrontation began as a late-night traffic dispute along US 41 before continuing into a nearby business parking lot. Investigators say that 45-year-old Douglas Keating Jr. struck the victim in the face through the open window, causing visible injuries. (30:32) He was later arrested and faces charges of burglary of an occupied conveyance and battery, resulting in bodily harm. Hmm. Yeah. That's an interesting... I would love to see that. (30:48) I don't want to be a part of it. I'd just like to witness it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's 828. Any stories this morning that you want to get to? You've been kind of quiet over there. Yeah. That's the way I like it. Okay. (31:03) I'm preparing myself for tomorrow. Oh, yeah. He's just... He is in... You know, you've got to rest up for when you're going to carry the heavy load. He's in the going through the motions mode today because he knows the marathon starts tomorrow. That's right. Mm-hmm. (31:18) Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's got 100% to do his show, and the next three days, Bobby's going to have to do 101%. Exactly. A look at your forecast is next. Arson. Yeah. Burning down the house. (31:34) You know, speaking of burning down the house, I am kind of glad you're going back to Iowa in the midterm election year. Okay. Well, every time you go back, I get a little scared you're going to get homesick, and you're a little bit of a mama's boy. (31:49) I'm afraid you want to stay up there, but I figure a midterm election year reminds you how Democratic everybody is around there, and so you won't want to be there. Oh, now that is a bunch of bull. You have to go up there and live with all the Democrats, and you'll be like, eh, screw it. (32:06) I don't know why you say that. Oh, yeah, because Des Moines is so... Well, I'm not from Des Moines. I know, but you've got to go through Des Moines. Well, I have to go through Des Moines. You've got to spend enough time in Des Moines. Yeah. There's 99 counties in the state, and I think four of them voted blue in the last presidential election. (32:26) But it was enough to make you move out of the whole damn state down here. Well, because there's no jobs in my hometown. What was I going to do? Work at Casey's? Well, I mean, that could happen here. It could happen here. That's true. I mean, you could work in radio. I could either sell meth or work at Casey's. (32:43) Or work in radio, which is kind of both, if you think about it. Pretty much. Pretty much both. And honestly, don't most of the people that sell meth work at Casey's? Yeah. It's an all-in-one-stop place. It's a one-stop shop. You call that a BOGO. Yeah. (32:58) You get everything you need. You get your Marlboros, your meth, and your lottery tickets and your pizza. Yeah, there you go. I mean, what more could you want? It's one-stop shopping at its finest, folks. That's what we call playing state's buckies. But, actually, kind of sad news. (33:15) One of the radio stations in our hometowns this last week got bought out by a corporate company, I don't know, seven, eight years ago. And they went dark the first of the month. Wow. That stinks. That does stink. (33:30) So, death of corporate radio. Sad. But, yeah, we're going to go back to the hometown, actually. Going to spend a couple nights in Des Moines and then spending the rest of the trip in Ottumwa, hometown of Radar O'Reilly. (33:47) There you go. Yep. Cleaning out Grandma's buildings that she's had for 50 years and her back barn behind her house. It should be a ton of fun. Yeah, it's going to be a lot like moving Bear. Yeah, I can't wait to do that again. (34:03) I wonder why Bear didn't buy that house. He sold his house, and then the one he was going to buy, he said that they lied. Of course they did. They're called sellers. (34:18) You know who the liar is on the other end of the situation? The borrower trying to get the money. I mean, he got a point. Hard to handle. There's the Black Crows on 100.3 KROCK. Why do the crows have to be black? (34:34) Because that's the way God made them. That's true. He did. Ever seen a white crow? Nope. Those are called doves. That's right. We're out of time for today. We are the B Team Morning Show. Red birds are called cardinals. (34:50) Blue ones are called? Blue jays. Or blue birds. What are green ones called? Parrots? Yeah. What are purple ones called? Democrats. Probably. (35:07) All right. We're out of here. I'll see you all back here, what, Tuesday morning? Mm-hmm. That's what it sounds like. Bobby and Whisper and Jim tomorrow, and Bobby and Tom on Friday and Monday. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There we go. (35:22) Should be wonderful. Yeah. Be great. I hope you have the time of your life. Now I have the time of my life. You should sing a little bit more. Yeah. (35:37) Bobby's going to record our own jingles for the B Team show. That's right. That's right. That's exactly what's going to happen. All right. I want to thank our sponsors, Stripes Pub and Grill at Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. If you missed any of today's show, you want to catch up on local events, local news, wacky news, national holidays, and today's Ask Uncle Bobby. (35:58) You can find all of that anytime you want it at this nifty little website called thebteamshow.com. And if you're just in a mood for additional or more life advice, you can go on and check out the best life coach there is out there at DewBob.com. (36:14) Yeah. And he's offering free coupons right now. And merch. Free coupons. Buy one piece of advice, get the second one free. That's right. And merch is all 0% off. The big semi-annual sale. (36:30) Back now. DewBob.com. Buy two for the price of three. That's right. You save money at scale that way. I'll bet. I'm already seeing sales spike. (36:45) That's right. Three for five. All right. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. (37:00) Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's come that time of day, we're going to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out. (37:17) And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.