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National Beef Burger Day & Amnesty Woes: The Weird Holidays That Prove America Runs on Meat, Not Paperwork
Published: May 29, 2026
Duration: 37:25
Season: 2026
Episode: 87

National Beef Burger Day & Amnesty Woes: The Weird Holidays That Prove America Runs on Meat, Not Paperwork

Description

We celebrated beef burgers, brisket, and the glorious return of slugs from Capistrano—because when the calendar runs out of real holidays, you lean into the absurd and pretend it's culture.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another soggy Thursday morning on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, reminding the Emerald Coast that rain isn't just a weekend visitor—it's moving in like a college roommate who never leaves. Highs around 86 degrees, skies like a wet blanket, and a forecast that screams "indoor hobbies." But first, the important stuff: today is Amnesty International Day, which Schuyler described as "that annual moment where we all pretend the world runs on empathy and paperwork," plus National Beef Burger Day (because we needed to specify it's beef, apparently) and the gloriously absurd Slugs Return from Capistrano Day. Bobby delivered the latter with the gravitas of a nature documentary narrator describing "nature's slowest commuters oozing back like they forgot their wallets." If you're not celebrating gastropod migration, are you even living?

Local news took a darker turn: Walton County Sheriff's Office issued urgent reminders about low-speed vehicle laws after two golf cart crashes in 24 hours, and a 35-year-old man was pulled from the Gulf near Whale's Tail restaurant in critical condition after ignoring single red flags. Bobby's advice? "Crap yourself—sharks don't like the taste of poop either." Meanwhile, a 15-year-old in Freeport faces attempted murder charges after a shooting, and boaters are dodging unmarked metal pilings in Choctawhatchee Bay thanks to the Brooks Bridge replacement project. FDOT and the Coast Guard promise better lighting "soon," which is great unless you've already totaled your boat. A South Florida family living next to Westchester Country Club complained about stray golf balls breaking windshields and injuring residents—Schuyler's take? "You bought a house on a golf course. This is what you chose, morons."

Community events are heating up: Mid-South Bank's Summertime Fair hits June 12th with carnival games, ice cream, and piggy banks for kids opening savings accounts, while the America 250 Patriotic Drone Show launches at 8:45 p.m. that same night at the Rigdon Center—free, open to the public, and perfect for tailgating. June 7th brings the Love the Locals Luau at the Alice in Destin, benefiting the Advanced Sacred Hope Academy autism school. Bobby reminded teachers they survived another year, then pivoted to Ask Uncle Bobby, where the "anxious algorithm surfer" got told to "become a human ball in a pinball machine" and stop chasing stability "like it owes you money." Solid life advice, brought to you by byTomCat Custom Apparel—where the custom apparel is made for you (and where Schuyler's jingle game remains undefeated). Thanks to Stripes Pub & Grill, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi for keeping the lights on while we stumble toward the weekend.

Bobby spent the final hour with one foot out the door and a suspicious "Coke" in hand, while Schuyler wrapped things up with a plea for drier weather and a reminder that the B Team is "your leading alternative to quality programming." Bourbon 30 started 20 minutes early, the interns are still being whipped into shape, and Larry, Gary, and Barry got their weekly shout-out despite Bobby's disdain. Until Monday morning at 6, keep on rocking, keep on rolling, and never settle for the ordinary—unless it's a beef burger, in which case, settle hard.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. ACDC Highway to Hell on 100.3 KROCK. It is Thursday morning. How you doing Emerald Coast? I'm Schuyler Black. It's the B Team Morning Show. Bobby Dewrell, across the counter, how are you this morning? (00:17) Just peachy. Ready for another soggy day? Yeah, why not? Yep, it's going to be rather rainy not only today and tomorrow, but throughout the weekend too, folks. So, just know that. It's going to be kind of sopping wet out there. (00:32) That full forecast is coming up here in just a little while. The B Team show, of course, as always, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:47) Alright, well, first thing we like to do each and every morning is dive into the big days on the calendar. And today, well, thank God for Donald Trump and enforcing immigration laws, because today is Amnesty International Day. (01:06) Yeah, that's the annual reminder that government loves human rights the same way cats love baths. Loudly, briefly, and only under protest. Right? Amnesty International Day is that annual moment where we all pretend the world runs on empathy and paperwork. (01:26) You know, not on grudges, greed, and guys in suits who've never been told no. Look, it's a day to shine a flashlight on the political prisoners, torture, censorship, and the general human hobby of doing evil and calling it policy. Now, the pitch is simple. You write letters, you make some noise, you pressure the powerful, because nothing scares authority like a paper trail in a public audience. (01:48) It's noble, necessary, and it also reminds us that human rights is still something we have to ask for, like extra napkins. God, I'm glad we got that out of the way. All right, highs today of about 86 degrees. We'll check that full forecast in just a little while. (02:06) Plus, Dan Diamond will have a look at local news before 7 o'clock as well. Right now, cream, sunshine of your love on 100.3 KROCK. The Guess Who in No Time on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK, and online streaming at krockfwb.com. (02:26) By the way, we're online at thebteamshow.com. Have you checked out our website? We've got a full list of local events, national holidays, the show on demand, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature. Of course, the local news and the wacky news that we talk about. (02:42) Everything you hear on the air is online, all at thebteamshow.com. So if you haven't visited our website, get over there and check it out, Larry, Gary, and Barry. That's right. We haven't given them a shout out this week, so I felt like it was due. It's because I don't like them. (02:57) Oh, they done burnt that bridge. Well, you know what I do like? A good old cheeseburger. Yeah. And today is National Beef Burger Day. Yeah, because we had to be specific that it's beef. Yeah, what other kind of burgers are there? (03:13) Oh, whatever. I guess we just needed a holiday to remind us that lunch tastes better than our responsibilities. Amen. National Beef Burger Day is that glorious little speed bump on the calendar where we all pretend to ground up cow in a bun as cultural achievement instead of just Thursday with better branding. (03:33) Yeah, it's a celebration of sizzling shortcuts. You know, protein, grease, and a handshake agreement to ignore your cholesterol until tomorrow. Like, tomorrow ever paid anybody's bills anyway. Look, restaurants will roll out limited time masterpieces that look like a dare and taste like poor decisions made confidently, and I gotta respect that. (03:53) Because if we're going to worship something, at least this one comes with pickles and doesn't ask for your email address. You want to know what the Mark Grinland daily lunch is literally every single day? Probably ground beef. Six eggs, half a pound of ground beef, stick of butter, half a cup of cheese. (04:13) Oh, that's something. That is something. And he swears by it. He swears by it. You think I should give it a shot? Sure. Let's see what happens. What's the worst that could happen? (04:28) I don't know. Heart attack? Alright, a quick break, and more nonstop classic rock is coming up. A look at your marine forecast is next, right here on 100.3 KROCK. Fleetwood Mac and the Gold Dust Woman on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (04:47) Hey, don't forget, coming up on Friday, June 12th, from noon to 3, Mid-South Bank is going to be hosting their Summertime Fair. It's a family-friendly community event hosted at Mid-South Bank 768 Beale Parkway, right here in Fort Walton. (05:03) This event encourages children to learn about saving money, while families enjoy carnival games, prizes, food, ice cream, and other summer activities. And attendees who open or deposit into a child savings account will be entered into a drawing to win a $50 deposit. (05:20) And new accounts will receive a free little piggy bank as part of the celebration as well. We've got details on this event on the Events tab. Funny how that works, by visiting our website, thebteamshow.com. Well, Mr. Dewrell, you get the honors this morning to tell us all about the Slugs Return from Capistrano Day. (05:41) Oh, yeah, well, it's a great little holiday, because there's really nothing like celebrating nature's slowest commuters oozing back like they forgot their wallets. Fair point. The Slugs Return from Capistrano Day is an annual moment when a town full of otherwise employable adults pretends it's spiritually important to stand around and wait for a damp little freeloader to show up like they've paid taxes. (06:08) Look, you don't celebrate it because it makes sense. You celebrate it because the calendar is a liar and humans need pageantry to cope with the slow march toward irrelevance. There are parades, traditions, and suspicious amounts of merchandise for an animal whose main hobby is turning lettuce into regret. (06:28) And sure, it's absurd. So pace yourselves, because the real miracle isn't the slugs returning. It's the things people do in their honor. The Slugs Return from Capistrano Day. Now that is something to write home about. (06:44) Yeah, you know, you never knew. See what I'm adding to your life? This is important stuff. This is cultural relevance right here. This is riveting information. This is the stuff. And you only get it right here on the B Team Morning Show. That's right. Nobody else there talk about the slugs from Capistrano. (07:00) No. But we're going to do it. We will. Right here, right now. It's happening. Uh-huh. All right, let's get back to some tunes. In excess, what you need is 100.3 KROCK and the B Team Morning Show. The Who on the Classic Rock Station. (07:21) 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Bobby, yesterday on Ask Uncle Bobby gave us a million and one reasons and ways to get fired from your job. (07:42) No, you get promoted. Whatever way you want to look at it. I told you, one career-ending move a day. Does the trick. It does the trick. That's how I've always gotten promoted. Rise to the top. We've got another Ask Uncle Bobby coming up for you here in about an hour, around 745, right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (08:04) Plus, Dan Diamond's got news for you just moments away. But I'll tell you what, earlier in the hour we talked about it being Beefburger Day, which I could do for lunch. Now what could I do for supper tonight? How about a little brisket? (08:19) It's National Brisket Day. Oh, yeah, this is when we pretend patience is a personality trait just because we babysat meat for 12 hours and called it a tradition. No, we called it delicious. National Brisket Day is that sacred little speed bump on the calendar where grown adults pretend to slab a cow as a personality trait and, well, call it tradition. (08:41) Yeah. See, you smoke it, you slice it, you argue about it like the argument pays your mortgage, and somehow everyone's convinced their method was handed down from the mountain on stone tablets. Yep. Yep. It's not about hunger. (08:57) It's about control, time, temperature, your own shaky sense of purpose while the rest of life free falls around you. And if you think that sounds dramatic, well, wait till you see what people do to a brisket when they're trying to impress their ex. (09:12) Okay, National Brisket Day. I could go for some brisket right now, actually, Bobby. Brisket and eggs, that sound like a breakfast to you? Yeah, sure does, man. Okay. Hey, a look at local news with Dan Diamond is coming up next right here on 100.3 KROCK. (09:31) Standby for more ROQ. 100.3 KROCK. We're at 74 degrees here in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. A high today of 85 this afternoon. (09:46) Highs in the mid to upper 80s throughout the weekend. And 40% to 50% chances of some scattered and isolated showers and thunderstorms are going to be possible. Why? Well, it's that time of year. Folks, last three days of May, and it's going to be those days where every day you look to the north across the Bay and you see that it's a storm in Valpe and out there on Eglin and in Iceville and Bluewater. It's always storming on the north side of the Bay at three o'clock in the afternoon. That's right. So it's just that time of the year. But we'll keep our keen eye on your forecast throughout the weekend. All right. I'm Schuyler Black. (10:29) He is Bobby Dewrell. It is Friday morning. Who is ready for that? I don't know. Maybe me. Maybe you. Maybe you. Maybe. Shout out to our local teachers and educators. You all survived the year. Yeah. Yeah. Woo. Yay. And going to be some extra kiddos and little ones out there on the roadways, sidewalks, you know, walking and riding bikes and doing what kids do. So just keep a keep an eye out for them as well, as we all have to dress, adjust our our driving habits into summer mode. Speaking of that, golf cart neighborhoods, pay attention. (11:12) Walton County Sheriff's Office is urging residents and visitors to follow LSVs, right? Golf carts. after two crashes involving LSVs occurred within a 24 hour period in Walton County. That's low speed vehicles. Right. OK. Yeah. That's why I said golf cart. Well, I was just hoping a low speed vehicle is not a golf cart. Most of them around here are. Right. No, that's a different entity. Bobby. Officials said the incidents highlight ongoing concerns about unsafe operation of golf carts and street legal LSVs, particularly on roads where they are not permitted. Deputies reminded drivers that low speed vehicles are only allowed on roads with speed limits of thirty five miles per hour or less. And operators must have a valid driver's license and all passengers must wear seatbelts. That's right. And I agree with J.T. Edwards that that kids could get a job like we did instead of just hanging out and being bums. Well, I'm talking like eight year old kids. I don't think I stuttered. (12:18) Well, they don't have newspaper routes anymore, Bobby. That was a thing. But you know what? They still have push mowers and a can of gas. Yeah, I know. Everybody's got those damn electric mowers now. Well, not my problem. Go out there and push a woke mower. Well, then you don't have to buy the gas. So there you go. And you get half the yard done. Sorry, I got to go home and charge a battery. You know, that's what I've got now. Not because I bought it, but because it came with the house and it's like, oh, I get half the yard done. Sorry, I had to go switch out the batteries. Thankfully, I've got two, but I can get about eight strips done with one battery. Freaking Democrat. That's what you get. Yeah, that's me. That is me. Now, the sheriff's office emphasized that ignoring these laws can lead to serious injuries or fatalities and said enforcement efforts will continue as traffic increases during the busy tourist season. So just keep in mind, you've got to keep those on roadways of 35 miles per hour speed limits or less. All right. Two crashes in 24 hours. Not off to a great start over there in Walton County. Nope. (13:25) Van Halen on a 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning. Hope you're doing well on this Friday. 76 degrees, fair skies right now. High today of 85 this afternoon. Quite isolated chances of rainfall today and tonight. Maybe a little bit more tomorrow, but today should be fairly dry. We'll see mostly cloudy skies, though. That full forecast coming up in just a little bit. By the way, two weeks from today, Bobby, on Friday, June 12th, will be that patriotic drone show for America's 250th birthday out at the Rigdon Center, formerly the Northwest Florida Fairgrounds. Showtime is set for 8.45 p.m. and the field behind the fairgrounds buildings will be opening up around 7 p.m. for parking and tailgating. (14:19) So maybe do a crawfish bowl, throw it in a cooler and bring out something to sip on in your lawn chairs. Maybe pitch a tent. That's what you want to do. I mean, it seems a little awkward. Oh, never mind. (14:36) You went there, Bobby. But it is free and open to the public event. So those of you that were interested in the 250 gala, that is a paid event inside the Rigdon Center, but out behind the Rigdon Center in the open field at the fairgrounds, the drone show is free and open to the public. So you do not need to purchase any sort of ticket or admission for that. Again, showtime set for 8.45 and the field will open for tailgating at 7 p.m. (15:05) So if there is any confusion on that, let's try to clear that up because you certainly don't need to buy a ticket to come in and watch the drone show. Well, we just talked about the low speed vehicle golf cart crashes in Walton County and emergency personnel out in Walton County have been very busy. Thursday afternoon, a man was transported to the hospital in critical condition after a water rescue in Miramar Beach, according to South Walton Fire District. Around 4 p.m. yesterday, it occurred just west of the Whale's Tail restaurant. That's a tongue twister. Bystanders reported seeing an adult male about 35 years old attempting to swim to a set of buoys located between the first and second sandbars when he began struggling in the water. Bystanders entered the water to assist and called 911 and initiated care. South Walton Fire Department lifeguards in the Walton County Sheriff's Office deputies arrived on scene and took over medical care. Beach safety transported the patient off the beach to South Walton Fire District advanced life support crews who initiated life saving measures before transporting the patient to the hospital in critical condition. Now, single red flags were flying at the time. If you're down here this summer visiting, stay out of the water. A red flag generally means don't do it. Right. (16:33) Two red flags means you're going to die. And if you get caught, yeah, then you're in trouble. But don't be stupid, please. I mean, and you're going to come down here and then you're going to you're going to bitch and moan and complain about, oh, we spent all this money to come down here and then we can't even get in the damn water. Well, that's what it is. Well, if you want to go home eventually, you're going to stay out of the water if the flags are red. Yeah. And if they're purple, I mean, have, have fun. Yeah. You might be peeing on yourself for the next week. My advice is crap yourself because sharks don't like the taste of poop either. Go away. First, you're going to say it, then you're going to do it. (17:18) Yep. Oh, yeah. What do you call taking a deuce in the Gulf? What do you call that shark repellent? That's right. All right. But anyway, just be careful if you're going out in the in the Gulf and please pay attention to those beach flags. All right. It's really not hard to do. We're going to take a break. We're the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell on a Friday morning. Looking forward to the weekend. We've got that full forecast to give you an idea on what to expect weather wise coming up. Plus in about 20 minutes, we have got your daily advice from Uncle Bobby. Yeah. Something you don't want to miss out on. Get you caught up on what to, how to plan your weekend. Without Uncle Bobby's advice, you surviving till Monday is going to be tough. So stay with us. All sorts of good stuff coming up here in the second half of the 7 o'clock hour on 100.3 KROCK. There's Billy Squire in the stroke on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. It's Friday morning. The B Team Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And of course, coming up here in just a little bit, we're going to ask Uncle Bobby for advice this Friday morning. Our friends over at Channel 3 WEAR in Pensacola did a story looking into what boaters are saying is a water hazard in Choctahatchee Bay. Now, if you have been out on the bay recently, you've probably noticed there's three metal pilings out there in the middle of the bay. (19:00) Yeah. Where'd those come from? Well, so that's what the story is about. The pilings are temporary tie-down spots for the barges working on the Brooks Bridge replacement project. There's hundreds of markers out there on the bay that keep boaters safe, both during the day and at night. But those are nowhere near the bridge. I know. They're closer towards the Crab Island than they really are. Yeah, they're like out in the middle. I mean, on the edge of the channel, out by Okeetoo, by the buoy. Right. Yeah. It's a ways away from the bridge, which I don't get either. But Mike Guidry, a local Air Force veteran, he was boating back to his home after the fireworks during the Boat Lakes Festival when the pilings came out of nowhere. Well, yeah, because they're dark. There's no flashers. They're not marked. There's nothing reflective. Yeah. And they're not on any charts or maps. No. And he said, the way I come home is I come out of the channel and it becomes deep enough. I was spotlighting with my light and all the. (20:00) Sudden, what the heck was that? I would have waited to come out here and we may not, you know, if I would have waited to come out here, we may not be having this conversation now. Guidry took our news crew out to the water to show them. And when they arrived, construction crews had a barge docked at the pilings, which is even worse. (20:19) Right. I mean, you know, obviously, people are wondering, are they putting lights on them? Are they going to be marked? Are they going to have any sort of reflective signage? And now Channel three looked into this more and FDOT says it's working with the contractor to have lighting and markings corrected. (20:41) They also reached out to the Coast Guard. They issued a statement, said they're actively working with the contractor to replace the existing lights on the pilings with more a more substantial system. Apparently, there is a system on it, but if nobody can see it, then it's it's a system. (20:57) Yeah. The Coast Guard also issued an alert that's being broadcast on VHF Channel 22. Yeah. So anyway, if you see a hazard out on the water, you're asked to report it to the Coast Guard. FDOT says the pilings are temporary and will be taken out of the water once the Brooks Bridge construction project is complete. (21:16) So, you know, just two more for the next two more years or whatever. Yeah. So anyway, that was that was the story on that. I'm glad that Channel three addressed it. And tried to dig into it a little bit more because I was I saw him a few weeks ago, actually back earlier this month. (21:35) And it was it was a shock. It's like, well, what the hell are they doing clear out there? Yeah, I saw him when we were actually doing the landing. We're going around and I was looking out and all of a sudden I was like, what the hell is that? Right. Seems out of place, right? Well, because I mean, I know this bay. I've grown up on it. (21:50) And that was definitely something new with no signage, no markings, no nothing, just three metal pilings right there. Yeah. And not far off the channel either. So anyway, if you are if you are a boater and you see those in the bay, there's the story behind that. (22:07) Hopefully they will be a thing of the past or at least get some actual lighting on them so that when it's not bright and sunny and it may be foggy and dark, you can see the damn things. Hopefully not, you know, have a wreck. Anyway, ask Uncle Bobby coming up in three minutes after Steely Dan, do it again. (22:29) It's the B Team Morning Show on one hundred point three KROCK Steely Dan and do it again. One hundred point three KROCK, the classic rock station. Actually, let's say it like Alice. One hundred point three KROCK. (22:45) It's the B Team Morning Show, Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell. Friday morning, overcast skies, 76 degrees here in South Okaloosa County. Look at local news and your forecast coming up in just a few moments. (23:01) But the music in the background tells us it's time for one last piece of advice from Uncle Bobby. Ask Uncle Bobby every morning right here on the B Team Morning Show, stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. Hey, 250 years later and America still celebrates freedom the same way. (23:17) Cookouts, fireworks and questionable decisions after dark. America 250 is coming. It seems like a pretty good excuse to get matching patriotic shirts from byTomCat Custom Apparel. Now the proud owners of Red 70s. All right. How was that? (23:33) That was pretty damn good. Almost like you had it planned, you know, professional. Is that what your name, Bobby, means? That's right. Actually, actually, Bobby means bright fame. But anyway, we'll talk about that later. Bright fame? Really? I see it all along. (23:50) You know, it's going to be right here. I thought you thought you said bright flamer at first. No fame. Oh, OK. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, you hear from the anxious algorithm surfer. And they write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I feel overwhelmed by how fast society and technology keep changing. (24:06) And I do not feel like I can keep up. How do I embrace unpredictability without feeling constantly anxious? Look, you're trying to build a house on a treadmill and then acting shocked. Your furniture keeps sliding into the yard. (24:22) Look, the world is not going to slow down so you can catch your breath and color code your feelings. All right. The trick is simple. You got to stop chasing stability like it owes you money. See, your anxiety is coming from the adorable belief that you are supposed to predict things and predictability is a luxury product now. (24:41) You know, like quiet airplanes or customer service that actually answers the damn phone. Look, become a human ball in a pinball machine. OK, no plan, no map, just pure shiny momentum and the occasional ricochet of a blinking bumper labeled consequences. (24:58) See, look, if life wants to fling you into the future at 90 miles an hour, you don't tighten your seatbelt and whimper. No, you lean out the window and wave. You want a coping strategy. Well, how about this? (25:13) Make impulsive decisions faster than your brain can write a screenplay about how it ends. You know what? When a new app drops, try it like a suspicious street taco. Boldly in with zero research. And when when a trend hits, don't ask if it aligns with your five year plan, because let me tell you, that plan is already a fossil. (25:35) The goal is not control. It is style under pressure. OK, you got to start treating change like weather. See, you don't negotiate with the weather. No, you dress for it and keep moving. So you got to make your identity flexible enough that nothing can break it. (25:52) Just bend it into a new shape and call that personal growth. Because listen, if you are going to live in chaos, you got to at least do it with swagger. In a reckless little smile, I concur as a as a tech guy myself, I completely agree. (26:12) Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. All right. There's your response. Anxious algorithm surfer. And of course, that's that's Uncle Bobby that gave it to you. We do this every single morning. Your daily advice from Ask Uncle Bobby, all stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. (26:33) By Tomcat Custom Apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. Oh, that's where we're ending it today. OK, because it changes day to day. It's getting a little long. Sometimes you got to reset. Dan Diamond has local news next. (26:50) Stevie Nicks on one hundred point three KROCK, the classic rock station. It's the BT Morning Show, Friday morning. Oh, sorry. And Bobby Knicks on the back vocals there. (27:05) Good job. It's like the wild wind blows. The BT Morning Show brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dubrell. Final show of the week for us. (27:21) Final hour of the week for us at that. And yes, for our LGB's out there that don't listen to the show live normally. Larry, Gary and Barry. That's right. I am actively working on the redux for the B Team Show dot com for the last couple of mornings. (27:37) Yeah, well, no, no, no. The interns, you're you're whipping the interns. Yeah, I'm trying to make it sound like it's a bigger organization. Oh, yeah. Interns are I'm just supervising their work at this. That's right. That's right. Uh huh. Freaking interns. God, so stupid. Hope everybody's excited for the weekend. (27:57) It looks like weather will be maybe a little more favorable than what we saw for Memorial Day weekend. Still got chances of some showers and thunderstorms, but not quite as widespread as what we saw last week. That full forecast is coming up here in just a little bit. (28:15) Also, next Sunday, June 7th, is the Love the Locals Luau, which is a fundraiser event for ASHA, the Advanced Sacred Hope Academy, the Autism School right here in Fort Walton Beach. And this event will be held at the Alice out in Destin, an event center right there on the Bay. (28:33) It's a tropical themed fundraising events will be food, beverages, raffles, VIP experiences, and so much more. So it should be a fun evening from three until seven next Sunday. The Love the Locals Luau out at the Alice in Destin for the Advanced Sacred Hope Academy. (28:53) Then taking a look at the second week of June, we've got three events that we're that we're talking about. We've got Mid-South Bank's Summer Fair happening on Friday, June 12th from noon to three. It's a family friendly event, free and open to the public, where the fair encourages children to learn about saving money while families enjoy carnival games, prizes, food and ice cream. (29:18) You can't go wrong with ice cream. Yeah, you really can't. Later that night on the 12th, there's going to be the America 250 Gala, which happens out at the Rigdon Center at the fairgrounds from six until 10 p.m. Dinner, drinks and a 1776 reenactment and signing of the Declaration of Independence. (29:37) Then later that evening at 845, there's the free America 250 Patriotic Drone Show out in the field behind the fairgrounds. Showtime set for 845 for that. That event again, free and open to the public. The drone show is and the field will open for parking and tailgating at seven o'clock. (29:56) So don't miss out on that. But if you'd like to buy tickets for the gala. Just go to CBCDAR.com. C-B-C-D-A-R.com. You think they should pay for that jingle? No, they won't. That was kind of rude. (30:13) Yeah, that was kind of terrible. Nobody can ever say you're not honest. That's true. I've never been accused of... yeah. Did I just do a triple negative? Nobody can ever say you're not. (30:31) We need to wait a little bit. Don't count your money while you're sitting at the table. Okay, Kenny. Yeah, just saying. Don't count those chickens before the eggs hatch. (30:46) It's Friday morning, 822. It's the time we are at the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We're up to 78 degrees right here in South Okaloosa County, a high of 85 today. (31:05) Full forecast coming up in just a little bit. You know, we have talked about the emergency personnel out in Walton County that have been busy this last 24 hours. This story, sad story, don't know how it unfolded, but a 15-year-old has been charged with multiple felonies after a shooting in Freeport left one person injured. (31:29) Now, according to investigators, the incident occurred during an altercation that escalated into gunfire, resulting in the victim being transported to a hospital with injuries that were not believed to be life-threatening. Authorities said the juvenile suspect was taken into custody shortly after the shooting and now faces several serious charges related to the incident. (31:51) While law enforcement continues to investigate the circumstances surrounding the case, attempted murder is one of those charges. So if you look, that's a 15-year-old. What was it, two months ago we had the incident at Walton Junior High up in Defuniac with the stabbing incident. (32:11) So I don't know what's going on, but yeah, a lot of minors are having some troubled times in Walton County right now. So very interesting to see what will be coming of this story if we get more details on what led to that and how it all happened. (32:31) All right, coming up here in the final half hour of the show, we're going to talk about some other local events that are coming up very quickly. Plus, anything Bobby wants to bring to the table, maybe we can talk about. I got nothing. (32:47) You got nothing. I got nothing. You've just been waiting for quitting time. Man, I am one foot out the door. So when does Bourbon 30 start? Oh, about 20 minutes ago. See, I think that's a Coke, but that's not a Coke. (33:04) I think it's a Coke mixed with something. You never know. Never even offered me a sip. Never know. All right, quick break. Look at your forecast is coming up. Cream on the way, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, and more in the final half hour of the B Team Morning Show this Friday on 100.3 KROCK. (33:25) Motley Crue, girls, girls, girls on 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell. We do have a sunshine estate story for you beyond just the gloom and doom news that we've shared here locally this morning. (33:45) Yeah, the state of Florida, where you may withstand a daily golf ball barrage. Well, a South Florida family living beside the Westchester Country Club near Boynton Beach says stray golf balls from the course have become a constant danger, causing property damage and raising serious safety concerns. (34:05) Homeowner Jay Loyola says golf balls regularly land in their yard, breaking his car windshield, damaging fencing, and even injuring his wife badly enough to leave bruises. The family, who has young twins, says they fear going outside and have already spent thousands on taller fencing and protective netting, though the problem continues. (34:25) Neighbors have reportedly experienced similar issues, including broken windows and other damage. In response, the country club noted that the golf course was established before the homes were built and said golfers would be reminded to use caution. But the family believes more permanent solutions, such as redesigning the hole or installing stronger barriers, are necessary. (34:44) I'm sorry, I don't agree with that at all. You bought a house on a golf course. The golf course predated the housing development. It's like people that buy a house near an airport and say, oh, I just can't stand the noise of the jets. Yeah, I know, right? (35:00) No, this is what you bought. Like, this is part of what comes with the house that you chose. Uh, morons. All right. Oh, sneeze! God bless you. Oh, goodness. And again. (35:15) Mm-hmm. All right, we're going to get out of here in two more songs. Got the Stones coming up after Zeppelin. They're all in Stones and bitch. That's right. We were talking about that song last night. Were you? (35:30) Yeah, yeah. I was suggesting the captain should play it. Really? Yeah, the outgoing captain. You know, they were asking him about, you know, song ideas. Uh-huh. Because, you know, there's this one moment where he hands out flowers to all the ladies he's worked with all year and his mom, and I suggested maybe a good Rolling Stones song. (35:48) I don't know that that would go over so well. Actually, I don't know if that's the legacy you want to end on. You know what? I was not asked for any more suggestions. And just like that, his vice president title is name only now. (36:05) Yeah, now that all the work's done. It's purely ceremonial. Yeah. All right. Hey, we're out of time. I hope you all enjoy your weekend. I hope it stays dry. So that maybe we can do a little bit more outside this weekend than we did last. (36:22) But overall today, 30% chance of scattered showers, maybe an isolated rumble of thunder here and there. But overall, should be mostly cloudy and a high of about 85 degrees this afternoon. We want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (36:40) We'll chat with you all back here Monday morning at 6. But until then, we're enjoying the weekend. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell, why don't you get us on out. Hey, folks, thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. (36:55) Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you joined in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's that time of day, we're moseying on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.