National Aviation Day: How Orville Wright's Birthday Became an Excuse to Complain About Pretzels
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We celebrated National Potato Day with the reverence it deserves (grease and denial), saluted the radiation‑measuring wizards keeping cancer treatment on target, and welcomed Officer Ward Parsons in‑studio to talk drunk‑driving simulators—because nothing says community policing like watching a cop ace a bike course in beer goggles.
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Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another hump day on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station—because nothing says "Wednesday morning" quite like a 96-degree heat advisory and the vague promise of afternoon thunderstorms that may or may not actually show up. We're on the Emerald Coast, folks, where the weather forecast is less science and more coin flip with humidity.
On the national holiday front, we celebrated National Potato Day (because apparently dirt lumps need their own spotlight), National Medical Dosimetrist Day (saluting the radiation math wizards who keep cancer treatments precise and your hobbies intact), and International Talk Like Jar Jar Binks Day (a civic experiment in voluntary dignity loss). Oh, and National Aviation Day—honoring the Wright Brothers' gamble on defying gravity so you could one day pay nine bucks for airport water while your knees file a restraining order against the seat in front of you. We're not saying we're bitter about commercial aviation, but we're also not not saying it.
Locally, Fort Walton Beach Fire Department is hosting Coffee with a Firefighter this morning at Beach Weekend Coffee (9–10 a.m.), and the Fort Walton Beach Police Department is gearing up for their Drive Sober event at The Landing this Saturday (9 a.m.–4 p.m.). Officer Ward Parsons stopped by to talk about the drunk driving simulator—because nothing says "community policing" like letting civilians strap on beer goggles and wobble through a cone course on a bike. We're genuinely jealous we might not get to try it. Also: high school football season kicks off tomorrow night with the Choctaw Big Green Indians playing down in Panama City (7 p.m. on 94.3 FTW), and the Niceville Eagles hit the road Friday night to Prattville (7 p.m. on 103.7 FTW). Election results are in too—Linda Evanchek and Brett Heinle won their Okaloosa County School Board races, and Santa Rosa County voters approved higher fire assessment fees for Holly Navarre firefighters, who were making a jaw-droppingly low $15.33 an hour. That's less than Whataburger, people.
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(01:42) If you have been injured through the fault of someone else and start calling around to hire a law firm, ask to speak to the attorney in the ad. If you are placed with an intake specialist, or you cannot get an appointment with the attorney you saw on TV or heard on the radio, maybe you have called the wrong law firm. If you have been injured in an accident, visit us at wesley-law.com or call Wesley McGrail and Wesley at 244-0999. (02:04) That's 244-0999 and ask for John or Mike. One of us will speak with you. There's the Eagles in Hotel California. It's Hump Day Wednesday. Good morning, Emerald Coast. How are you? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team morning show back on the air. (02:21) And, yeah, if you were hoping for a cool down today, well, sorry. Ain't going to happen. A high today of 96, mostly sunny skies. Maybe a chance of some afternoon pop-up isolated cells and showers and thunderstorms, but we'll get to that full forecast in just a little while. (02:38) The B Team show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And, Bobby, there's a lot coming up this morning. You've got the Fort Walton CRA meeting at City Hall. (02:53) You've also got Fort Walton Fire Coffee with a Firefighter event at Beach Weekend Coffee this morning at 9. We'll get to all of those events and more. But on the National Day calendar, I feel like this is a big day for vodka lovers out there. (03:09) It's National Potato Day. Oh, yeah, the one thing with less ambition than this holiday. Okay. Yeah, a dirt lump that still shows up buttery and dependable. I love potatoes. I'm sorry. Hey, well, National Potato Day is that glorious calendar prank where we all pretend a dirt-grown lump needs its own spotlight. (03:29) You know, like it didn't already run half the world's comfort food economy from the shadows. You know, it's a tribute to the one ingredient that shows up uninvited, fixes dinner, and somehow gets credit for being humble while it's absolutely carrying your entire personality in the form of fries, chips, and suspiciously addictive tots. (03:47) You know, people celebrate by posting brown ovals online and acting like they've discovered agriculture, which is, I mean, it's fine. Everybody needs a hobby that doesn't involve arguing with strangers. But consider this your official permission slip to eat something fried and call it tradition. (04:05) Because if we're going to honor a potato, well, we're going to do it grease and denial. Okay, National Potato Day. You can't tell me you don't enjoy all forms of potatoes. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's healthy for you, too. I haven't met one I didn't like yet. (04:21) Well, rotten one, maybe. Yeah, that's kind of hard to find, but you can get there. You can if you let them sit there long enough. All right, coming up in just a bit, we'll do some doobies. We'll do some REO and take a look at your marine forecast in just a bit. (04:37) Right now, Bon Jovi's Wanted Dead or Alive. With Mac and you make loving fun on 100.3 KROCK, we should look ahead to some of these national holidays before we just jump in and say, oh, we're picking this one. I do. I picked this one for a reason. (04:55) All right, well, today, folks, on the national holiday calendar, it's National Medical Day. National Medical Dosimetrist Day. Dosimetrist Day, yeah. That's what I said. Dosimetrist Day, yeah. (05:10) It's a salute to the folks measuring radiation. Look, they do it so precisely that even my bad decisions stay within the recommended daily allowances. Yeah, I'm glad you picked this one. Thanks. National Medical Dosimetrist Day is the special little blip on the calendar where we pretend society regularly stops to applaud the people who do the math that keeps radiation aimed at the problem and, well, not at your hobbies. (05:36) You know, they're the behind-the-scenes sharpshooters in oncology. They're the behind-the-scenes sharpshooters in oncology. They're plotting dose plans with the kind of precision you only get from someone who trusts numbers more than humans, which is objectively correct, honestly. (05:54) I mean, it's absurd, sure, but it's a good kind of absurd. You know, like wearing a seatbelt or reading the instructions before you ruin your weekend. So today, we nod respectfully and say thank you. Try not to think too hard about how many jobs exist solely because life is chaotic mess with paperwork. (06:13) National Medical Dosimetrist Day. There you go. I got there. Hold on. This is my right shoulder. This is my left hand patting myself here. Yeah. You proud of me? Sure. Okay. (06:28) Hey, folks, don't miss out on Coffee with a Firefighter this morning from 9 until 10 at Beach Weekend Coffee, downtown Fort Walton Beach. Just an opportunity to mix and mingle and meet some of the local firefighters that help keep our community and neighborhoods safe. So get out there and meet them this morning if you would like. (06:46) Take a break. Pay a couple of bills. A look at your marine forecast is coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. You actually like this? Yeah, dude. It's classic rock. Well, there's more where that came from. 100.3 KROCK. Here's your destined Fort Walton Beach marine forecast brought to you by Marine Max, the area's exclusive dealer of gritty white boats. (07:07) Few showers and storms in the area today, especially during the afternoon, and highs top out near 95 degrees. And on the water, west winds 10 to 15 knots, seas around 2 feet. 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There's going to be dozens of vendors on site, so if you are a bride or groom-to-be or family member of a bride or groom-to-be, don't miss out Sunday afternoon. We've got the link to buy your tickets online. Just go to the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (09:21) Well, Bobby, as we continue looking into these national holidays this morning, the next one is international talk like Jar Jar Binks Day. Who says it's a day, huh? Oh, that's who we're talking like. (09:36) Yeah, you know nothing says civilization like voluntarily sounding like a malfunctioning muppet with a speech impediment. Come on, man. International Jar Jar Binks Day is the annual civic experiment where grown adults voluntarily trade dignity for syllables that sound like they fell down a staircase. (09:54) You know, the rules are simple. You talk like him all day, you confuse your co-workers, and... You can learn exactly how fast ironic turns into, this is my personality now. You know, it's not about honoring a character so much as stress-testing friendships, marriages, and HR policies with a voice nobody asked for. (10:13) And if you think you can do it for 24 hours without hating yourself a little, well, congratulations. You got the confidence of a man grillin' in a thunderstorm. Now, what's wrong with that? It's international. Talk like Jar Jar Binks Day. (10:29) Does that one make you excited? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, three of them are down. We've got one more to go. And we've got some more events and news to get to as well. Dan Diamond's got a look at local headlines here in the next 15 minutes. Right now, the cars let the good times roll. (10:45) It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Warrant and Cherry Pie on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. This is the B Team Morning Show. And folks, don't forget, the Fort Walton Beach Police Department's going to be hosting their Drive Sober event down at The Landing on Saturday from 9 to 4. (11:07) There's going to be food and refreshments and prizes and giveaways. But the big thing is, is they're going to have that drunk driving simulator out there. That's what they say. And nobody should be driving drunk, but I do kind of want to drive this simulator. (11:23) I want to see what it's like, all right? So if you would like to see what it's like, we invite you to come on out to The Landing from 9 to 4 on Saturday. And take a look at your forecast for Saturday. It'll be much cooler, a high of only 92. (11:38) So there you go. All right, on the National Day calendar this morning, there's one last one that Bobby has to talk about. It's National Aviation Day. That's right, because absolutely nothing says freedom like paying $9 for a water while your knees follow a restraining order against the seat in front of you. (11:53) Oh God, you're talking about commercial aviation. National Aviation Day is that one day a year we all pretend we personally contributed to human flight just because we once paid for priority boarding and still got stuck behind a guy arguing with a roller bag. Yeah, you know what happened. (12:10) You know, it lands every August 19th, Orville Wright's birthday, which is fitting because nothing says innovation like two brothers looking at a bicycle and deciding to gamble their bones on the sky. You know, officially, it's about celebrating aviation's history and progress, and unofficially, it's a reminder that humanity's greatest achievement is inventing a way to cross a continent while eating pretzels that taste like drywall. (12:35) So go ahead, tip your cap to the pilots, the engineers, the ground crews, because without them, you'd still be on a bus and nobody's ever written a love letter about a bus. There you go. National Aviation Day. How about that? That's your last of the four. (12:51) If it wasn't for Orville and Wilbur Wright, we'd be singing, Leaving on a greyhound. Yeah. Or the, what was the old, I can't think of his name, the old country guy. North to Alaska. (13:07) By bus. Exactly. In 1814, we took a little trip. You want me to keep going? Who was that guy? What was that country guy's name? I don't remember. Johnny Horton. Yeah. Bless America. (13:22) All right. A quick break, and local news is coming up next. It's National Aviation Day, folks. This is the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KRS. Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. It's 7-10 on this Wednesday, the day after the primary election here in the state of Florida. (13:43) And we know who the Republican ticket is going to be for governor. We know who the Republican ticket is going to be for senator and for the House of Representatives here in the 1st District of Florida. We also have some other local races to get to as well. (14:01) School board. Also, we'll talk about Okaloosa County and Crestview partnering on a new animal control agreement and higher fire assessment fees approved for the Holly Navarre Fire Control District. (14:17) We'll get to that story in just a little while as well. Lots to talk about. How are you doing this morning, Mr. Dewrell? You know what? I made it right here. You've made it halfway through the work week. That's right. That's right. I made it through, and I got here on hump day. (14:33) So, I have to tell you, though, it's nice outside. It's about 77 degrees. I think it feels about like 79, at least that's what it felt like to me. Not too shabby, huh? Yeah. Yeah. A little wind out of the northwest at 5, and we got a chance of showers and thunderstorms this afternoon, kind of like it's done the last couple of days. (14:48) So, I'm going to hit that high at 95 degrees. So, 47% chance of rain, which means it either is or it ain't. That's true. You got two options there. That's right. That's right. The gulf temp down again another degree, so we're down about, what, I think 87 degrees is what the temperature is out there on the water. (15:11) Is that right? Now, I got to tell you, tonight, that we've been talking about this a lot all week, so I just kind of want to keep it up because it's another great night for it. We got about 49% cloud cover through that little golden hour window, so that's going to put our score on the sunset at about 94. (15:34) There's a cop behind you with his cuffs out. I know. I'm just trying to get through the news. We'll get him on the air here in just a little bit to talk about the event happening down at the landing this weekend, but Bobby with the almanac this morning. (15:52) That's right. That's right. So, hey, just watch for that sunset. Watch that sunset. This is going to be the nicest one that we've had since we've been talking about it. Yeah, 94 out of 100 on that. That's an A. Yeah. We're looking for that 30 and 60% on cloud cover, and it's right there at 49. (16:09) All right. Right in the middle. Right in the middle. Couldn't ask for more than that. All right. We got lots to get to. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. (16:26) Good morning, everybody. 7.20 is the time. This is the B Team Morning Show brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Beautiful morning here in Fort Walton, 78 degrees right now. (16:42) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, and Bobby, a studio guest this morning. Joining us is Officer Ward Parsons. I got to be honest. We were talking about education and college off the air beforehand here. Doesn't Ward Parsons sound like a doctor? (16:58) Upon advice of counsel, I'm going to invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment. Come on, Tony. Do you think you've got a doctor's name, Dr. Ward Parsons? I mean, it definitely sounds it, but I'll leave that up to my father. (17:18) I don't know, Dr. Ward Parsons. Maybe we could find a school out there that could give an honorary doctorate, kind of like Dr. Jill Biden. I'll bet you love being in that category. Would it be general, doctor of general studies? (17:33) That's right. That's right. Doctorate of the School of Hard Knocks. Doctor of criminal justice. That's right. There you go. Well, Officer Ward Parsons joining us in studio this morning because we've got the Drive Sober event coming up at the landing with the Fort Walton Beach Police Department on Saturday from 9 to 4. (17:51) So Officer Parsons, I know you've been hard at work putting this thing together. Tell us what's going on Saturday. So that Drive Sober event, we're basically getting ready to go back to school. School's in session now, and we're trying to reach those kids and the groups that definitely are driving. (18:09) Maybe they're new to driving and things like that. And those that also are of age that want to drink, trying to show them, look, you can drive and you can have a good time, but we also want you to get home safe. So we're going to have some... So it's practice. Well, we're going to have these really cool... (18:28) Great job, P.D. Great job. We'll have some really cool bikes. I'm waiting for Chief to call now. We'll have some really cool bikes that you'll get to ride through Cone's Course and then kind of put on these goggles to see like, hey, you know, if you're impaired, this could be a bad thing for you. So it's going to be fun for new drivers. (18:47) Kids will have food trucks downtown and music. So it should be a pretty good event. That's cool. Yeah. It's nine to four. It's free. It's open to the public. That's correct. And what kind of kids events do you have going on with it? Mostly it's going to be those bikes with those courses, kind of seeing what it's like. (19:07) Whenever we've gone and done events like this before, as soon as you put on those... We call them beer goggles. You put them on and it kind of changes the perspective of depth perception and your vision. So it's going to be... And every woman's hot. Yeah. (19:23) They all start looking better. The threes go to sevens. The fives go to tens. You got the beer goggles on. So it all changes. But cool little event. And I'm actually a little bit jealous that I might not be able to go to it because I want to test out that. (19:42) Yeah. Not to rub it in. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. Okay. Well, enjoy. I've put the goggles on before, but I'm going to put them on and actually ride a bike and we'll see how well a cop does. No. Are you really? I am. I'm going to put the goggles on. Oh, the e-bikes. (19:57) So the kids... Not the e-bike. Oh. I don't think Chief Bain would approve of that. I'm scared that I'm going to put them on and ace the course and then I'm going to get written up. Watch this one. Somebody just casually strolls out and writes down a license plate. (20:16) Red flag this guy. We've got the details on this event. If you go to thebteamshow.com, click on the events tab. All the details on this event Saturday at the landing are on the website. Don't miss out on another community policing opportunity and offering from the Fort Walton Beach Police Department a chance to get out and meet some of the officers that keep our community and neighborhood safe each and every day. (20:40) And a fun little educational event too. Yeah, I really think this is one of the cooler events that we do. I'm seriously looking forward to it. The next Saturday, the 29th, is the community bike ride coming up. (20:55) Yeah, not so much looking forward to that one. Well, you cannot ride an e-bike. True, true. Well, if it's going to be hot then like it has been, I'll lead the route and I'll stay in my truck in the AC. (21:11) Y'all follow me! Community quad ride, we'll call that. That's right. Well, Officer Parsons, we appreciate you coming in this morning to talk about this event and any other events that the PD has coming up. Give us a shout, we'd love to have you in. Sure will do, appreciate it. (21:26) Yeah, y'all got kind of a full slate throughout the school year it feels like. Feels like you've got quite a few things kind of picking up. Yeah, we're trying to stay busy, trying to keep events going, keeping the involvement and activities with the community going on. We'll be doing things like the high-fives on Fridays with the kids at school. (21:45) So just, you know, showing the involvement in a different face of police work. Yeah, absolutely. All right, we're going to take a break. 7.25 is the time to look at your forecast. It's coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. The Classic Rock Station is 100.3 KROCK. (22:03) It's a beautiful Wednesday morning in Fort Walton Beach. Going to see a high today of about 95 degrees. Close to a 50% chance of rain with some of those afternoon showers and thunderstorms developing later on in the workday. (22:20) We'll check your full forecast in just a little while. But it's going to be another hot and humid day at that too. With the entire listening area being under a heat advisory until 8 o'clock tonight. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, the B Team Morning Show is on the air. (22:36) Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. A quick tidbit for you. Last night, local elections school board Linda Vancek and Brett Heinle won re-election in their respective Okaloosa County school board races Tuesday night. (22:54) Vancek, the board's current chairman and retired teacher with 38 years in the classroom, defeated a strong challenger, Mitch Reed from the Baker area in the District 3 election. With Vancek getting 51.48% of the vote and earning a third term on the board. (23:15) In District 5, Heinle defeated Cynthia West with 59.46% of the vote. A strong showing for Heinle, securing a full four-year term after previously being appointed to a seat two years ago by Governor DeSantis. A Niceville businessman and Air Force veteran, Heinle has also served as the board's construction representative. (23:36) Overseeing projects such as the new Pineview K-8 school up in Crestview that has just opened. And the Destin Elementary expansion. Both races were non-partisan. So, a little update on school board elections from last night. (23:52) Coming up in about seven minutes, we've got your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature. No, that's right, that's coming up. I was like, did I say the right thing or not? Ask Uncle Bobby, your daily advice is on the way. Right now, ACDC rock and roll a noise pollution. (24:08) It's a BT Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Alright. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Yep, the house is a-rockin' on the B Team Morning Show. (24:25) It's Wednesday, it is Wednesday, isn't it? Wednesday morning, hump day is here, folks. I can read a calendar. Going to see a high today of 95. We'll check your forecast in just a bit. But right now, it's time for your daily advice. (24:41) Ask Uncle Bobby every morning at 745-ish. All brought to you by Hard Rock Bet. That's right. Nothing hits like a big fight night in Vegas. And the welterweight world title is on the line when Romero takes on Lopez on Saturday. Now, if you're looking to get into the action, head on over to Hard Rock Bet. (24:59) Back your fighter. Pick the method of victory or bet on how the fight goes down. Do it all on Hard Rock Bet. Hard Rock Bet. Florida's only legal way to bet on boxing. Now, it's offered by the Seminole Tribe of Florida. Must be over 21 and physically present in Florida to wager. Terms and conditions apply. (25:14) Concerned about your gambling? Well, call or text 1-833-PLAYWISE. Good stuff. That's right. All right. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, your question comes in from the Staple Counting Striver. Dear Uncle Bobby, I want a promotion, but I keep getting dragged into office politics. (25:34) How do I navigate it without burning bridges or turning everyone against me? Well, look, you already lost the moment you said without burning bridges. I mean, you know, that's adorable. It's like a child asking how to win a knife fight without getting their shirt dirty. (25:51) I mean, office politics is not diplomacy, okay? It's weather. It happens to you. Unless you decide to become the weather. Look, here's the secret, okay? Promotions don't go to the best worker. We know that. (26:06) They go to the person who feels inevitable. You know, like a tax, like gravity, like that one co-worker who somehow always knows things five minutes before everyone else and somehow always has a calm solution loaded in the chamber. (26:21) See, you don't need to backstab. That's amateur stuff, okay? It's messy. You need to curate reality. You got to start small. Mention casually that you heard a project might be under review. (26:36) Not from anyone, just heard. Now everyone's itchy. See? Then you drift by your manager's desk with a clean spreadsheet and an expression that says, I sleep with one eye open for this company. You're not gossiping. (26:51) You're providing atmosphere. Next, you create the kind of crisis that can only be solved by someone with your exact strangely specific competence. Okay? You know, a missing file, misrouted email, a calendar conflict that blooms into a scheduling disaster. (27:08) Nothing illegal. Nothing traceable. Just a little fog on the runway, if you know what I'm saying. And then you land the plane. Smooth, professional, slightly tired like a war medic. You do this twice and you're no longer a person, but my friend. (27:26) You're now infrastructure. And where we're at, about those bridges, okay? You don't burn them. You toll them. You make everyone cross through you. And by the time they realize it, the promotion is not a reward. It's the company admitting what everybody already knows. (27:44) This office runs on your quiet, beautiful sabotage. Well, there's your advice this morning, staple counting striver. Now, if you missed today's advice or any past episode, you can find them all online at thebteamshow.com. (28:02) Or you can go to DewBob.com, get your exclusive DewBob merch, and find all the past episodes there as well. It's Ask Uncle Bobby every morning right around 745, all brought to you by Hard Rock Bet. (28:17) All right, it's 752. We'll take a break. Dan Diamond has local news coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. Your omni-broadcasting news is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast's finest jeweler. I'm Dan Diamond. Well, the results are in for the primary elections from yesterday. (28:34) And for governor, Byron Donalds wins the nod for the Republican nominee. Along with David Jolly, he'll be representing the Democrats for this November's election for the governor of the state of Florida. And for United States Senator representing Florida, Ashley Moody will be our Republican nominee. (28:51) And Angie Dixon, a Democrat Socialist, has won the nod to go for the Democrats. On the representative from Congress, District 1, Jimmy Petronas won his race. He'll be going against Gay Valmont. Okaloosa County School Board Chairman Linda Evanchek held off challenger Mitch Reed in the District 3 race. (29:09) And in District 5, Brett Heinle defeated Cynthia West. The result gives Heinle a full four-year term on the school board. And that is your omni-broadcasting news. Sponsored by McCaskill & Company, I'm Dan Diamond. There's Tom Petty, I won't back down. (29:24) It's 8-0-8 on a Wednesday morning. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, the BT Morning Show is on the air. Bobby, I guess it's the 19th of August, and that means we've still got hot weather here in northwest Florida. (29:41) That's what it sounds like. Yeah, we're going to be another, what, heat advisory today? Sure. Yeah, from 11 till 8, so it is going to be rather warm out there. If you are spending an extended time outdoors today, make sure you stay hydrated and get some AC from time to time. (29:58) The show brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Don't forget, 9 o'clock this morning down at Beach Weekend Coffee. It's coffee with a firefighter, with Fort Walton Beach Fire Department firefighters. So get down there and partake in that event. It is free and open to the public. Well yesterday, on primary election day, there were some other elections on the ballot, and Santa Rosa County voters approved a higher fire assessment fee for the Holly Navarre Fire District. The referendum earned 57% votes for yes. Now the extra money will raise firefighter pay for Holly Navarre, and firefighters currently with that district make just $15.33 an hour. The referendum will bring the district's budget from nearly $4 million to $6 million a year. Residents will pay an additional $68 a year on average, and business fees will go up about $100. How do they do that? That's below minimum wage. It's wildly low, isn't it? Yeah, but how is that possible, that's below minimum wage? What is Florida minimum wage right now? $17 an hour. Actually, I think it's $16 an hour going to $17 in September. So Florida's minimum wage, according to what you refer to as Lord Google, is at $14 an hour until the end of September. Starting effective September 30th, it moves to $15 an hour, and then will jump again starting in 2027. Oh, okay, so I was off a year. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, it is being titrated up over the next couple of years. (31:55) But $14 an hour right now is the state minimum wage, and that's only for another 40 days before the fourth quarter of this year when it jumps to $15. So I just can't imagine being a firefighter making $15 an hour. It's hideous. It's not a lot. Especially when you can go down the street to Whataburger for starting at $19. Yeah. Come on, man. Well, you don't get to run into a burning building then. Right, right. You just get to go put out the fire that the Whataburger fry cook set, right? Anyway, that was news out of Santa Rosa County from yesterday's election. All right, we got a lot to get to, including talking about high school football this week. Tomorrow night is the season opener for the Choctaw Big Green Indians. We'll have that one for you, play-by-play on 94.3 FTW and streaming at 943ftw.com. (32:53) And of course, on Friday, then you'll have the Niceville Eagles play-by-play. David Marshall on the call for that on 103.7 FTW, the ticket and streaming at wearesportsradio.com. So we'll talk about that and some other upcoming high school football matchups for the weekend. (33:10) Journey's song about Fort Lauderdale. That's right. When the lights go down in the city because of the 3% cap. There you go. You know it. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? It is Wednesday, hump day. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. This is the B Team Morning Show brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. As we mentioned in the last break, this is week one of the high school football season. And because there's still a shortage of referees in the state of Florida, you got a lot of teams that are playing games on Thursday nights this year. And Choctaw, no exception. They're going to be on the road down in Panama City. (33:58) Take it on Moseley High School tomorrow night. 7 o'clock kickoff. We'll have that game for you play-by-play on 94.3 FTW. Now if you're in Niceville, Eagle, Eagles are going to be on the road in Prattville coming up on Friday night. They're going to go across the state line and kick off at 7 o'clock Friday night. We'll have that one for you on 103.7 FTW, David Marshall on the call. We're also streaming that one as well online at wearesportsradio.com. (34:30) So there you go. High school football, it's here. We've got a full listing of area high school football games and schedules. If you go to thebteamshow.com and click on the events tab, we've got high school football schedules for Niceville, Crestview, Fort Walton Beach, Destin, Baker. They're all up there online at thebteamshow.com. So get over there and check it out and find out when your favorite high school team will be taking the field at home this year. All right, we're going to take a break. We've got the final half hour of the show coming up. I want to thank Officer Ward Parsons again for coming in last hour to talk with Bobby and I about their upcoming Drive Sober event down at the Landing on Saturday morning. We've got all the details as well on that event at thebteamshow.com. It's 8.26. A look at your forecast is coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. Greg Kinband and the breakup song on the classic rock station 100.3 KROCK. That is it for us on the B Team Morning Show because now we got to put our different hat on and go to the B Team Encore Hour, don't we? That's right. That's right. (35:42) Hey, if you missed anything we talked about today, you can find it all online at thebteamshow.com. Local news, events, national holidays, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature, and the show on demand all at thebteamshow.com. We will see you all back here, I guess, at nine o'clock to talk about local events here just a little bit, but the show in its entirety will be back on the air tomorrow at six o'clock. We hope you all have a safe and enjoyable and hopefully hydrated and cool Wednesday, and we'll holler at you in the morning. I'm Schuyler Black, Bobby Durrell, get us on out. Hey folks, thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day. We appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show, but it's come that time of day, we got to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. Your Omni Broadcasting News is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast's finest jeweler. (36:43) I'm Dan Diamond. Well, the results are in for the primary elections from yesterday, and for governor, Byron Donalds wins the nod for the Republican nominee, along with David Jolly. He'll be representing the Democrats for this November's election for the governor of the state of Florida. And for United States Senator representing Florida, Ashley Moody will be our Republican nominee, and Angie Dixon, a Democrat Socialist, has won the nod to go for the Democrats. (37:11) On the representative from Congress, District 1, Jimmy Petronas won his race. He'll be going against Gay Valmont. Okaloosa County School Board Chairman Linda Evanchek held off challenger Mitch Reed in the District 3 race, and in District 5, Brett Heinle defeated Cynthia West. The result gives Heinle a full four-year term on the school board. And that is your Omni Broadcasting News, sponsored by McCaskill & Company. I'm Dan Diamond. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.