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Memorial Day Mayhem: Wet Concrete, Shotgun Dogs & the 72‑Ounce Steak Challenge Nobody Asked For
Published: May 26, 2026
Duration: 39:57
Season: 2026
Episode: 84

Memorial Day Mayhem: Wet Concrete, Shotgun Dogs & the 72‑Ounce Steak Challenge Nobody Asked For

Description

We kicked off the week on a Tuesday—because Memorial Day—and immediately dove into flood watches, redhead appreciation, and the unsettling reality that a dog in Nebraska fired a shotgun at a gas station (yes, really). Also: chess boxing is apparently a thing now, and we're still not okay with it.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell dragged themselves back into the studio Tuesday morning on 100.3 KROCK—because nothing says "work week energy" like starting on a Tuesday after Memorial Day. We kicked things off from Fort Walton Beach on the Emerald Coast with 77 degrees, mostly cloudy skies, and a flood watch that screamed "Welcome back, suckers." The National Weather Service promised us two inches of rain by midnight, which is apparently how Mother Nature apologizes for two months of drought: all at once, like a passive-aggressive ex.

Speaking of floods, we dove headfirst into the National Day calendar—because if you're not celebrating World Dracula Day, are you even living? It's the one day a year we honor fictional bloodsuckers instead of the ones running your HOA or holding office. We also tipped our hats to Sally Ride Day, saluting the first American woman in space while the rest of us argued with our GPS like it personally wronged us. And let's not forget World Redhead Day, a 24-hour window where we admit gingers run the place before pretending we're in charge again. Finally, National Paper Airplane Day reminded us that grown adults can fold office paperwork into aerodynamic lies and call it engineering—preferably aimed at a coworker's forehead.

Local news brought us a traffic win: a section of Brook Street downtown has reopened to two-way traffic as part of the never-ending Brooks Bridge replacement project. FDOT says it'll wrap up early 2029, which is about two years longer than originally promised—shocking no one. We're also gearing up for the America 250 Gala and Drone Show on Friday, June 12th at the fairgrounds, featuring dinner, cocktails, a 1776 reenactment, and a patriotic drone show at dusk. Tickets are on sale now at cbcdar.com. Plus, Mid-South Bank is hosting a summer fair on June 12th from noon to 3 p.m., and ASHA's Love the Locals Luau is set for Sunday, June 7th at the Alice in Destin—raising funds for a sensory playground on their new campus.

Our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach kept us fueled while we tackled hard-hitting stories: a Florida man chainsawed his way into a store to steal $12,000 in Pokémon cards (because of course he did), and a Wisconsin driver removed a road-closed sign, drove into wet concrete, and got stuck—proving beer and cheese don't always lead to good decisions. We also explored the absurdity of chess boxing in New York City, where competitors alternate between punching faces and moving pawns, and a Texas steakhouse offering a 72-ounce steak challenge that'll either make you rich or regretful.

Ask Uncle Bobby—stitched together by Buy TomCat Custom Apparel—delivered his trademark wisdom to "Sir Swipes A Lot," who's exhausted from dating apps. Bobby's advice? Raise your standards until they're visible from space, invent deal breakers so specific they sound like royal bloodline requirements, and keep swiping forever so you never have to actually commit to being good enough yourself. Victory is staying safely on the hunt, like a pilgrim chasing a mirage with excellent reception. School's out Thursday for Okaloosa County kids, the rain's coming whether we like it or not, and we'll be back tomorrow morning on 100.3 KROCK—your leading alternative to quality programming on the Emerald Coast.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. REO Speedwagon at 10 minutes after 6 o'clock on a Tuesday morning. (00:17) That's right. We're starting our work week on a Tuesday. I hope you all had a safe and enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. And I hope you all took the moment to pause and remember the reason for the day yesterday. (00:32) That's right. And for all those that sacrificed everything for the freedoms that we all enjoy every day out there. 77 degrees, mostly cloudy skies here in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. National Weather Service is saying that we are under a flood watch until midnight tonight. (00:50) They're expecting a potential up to two inches of rainfall today. So the last two months of absolutely pretty much no rain. We're getting it all in about a four day span now. Yeah, I know. Is this the West Coast or something? (01:08) Feeling like Seattle here. Get the rainfall for the year in like a four hour span. Yeah, well like they do in Vegas and that causes massive floods. We are going to see a 90 percent chance of heavy rain today, a high of 82. (01:23) And tonight overnight lows around 73 with 60 percent chance of heavy rain and thunderstorms continuing tonight. Tomorrow, another 60 percent chance of showers, a high of 85. And Thursday, a 70 percent chance of showers and a high of 86. (01:42) So it does look like we'll see some rain at some point this week. Now, is that going to be a total washout all week long? I don't know about that. But it does look like each day we've got a shot at seeing some precip. So just something to keep in mind out there as you head outdoors and make your plans for the week. (02:01) Final last few days of school for the kids as well. Yeah, yeah. School's getting down. Just a couple more. Couple more. What, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday? Yeah, yeah, if they actually show up. It's the B Team Morning Show. (02:17) Good morning to you and yours. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Durrell. We're brought to you each morning by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And today, as we open up looking at the National Day calendar, we give a shout out to all of our local phlebotomists. (02:38) It's World Dracula Day. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's the holiday where everyone's suddenly pro-bloodsucker. I mean, look, as long as they're charming and mortal and not running your HOA. Yeah, or a politician. World Dracula Day is that annual reminder that humanity will schedule a global observance for a fictional aristocrat with dental issues and then act surprised when the world feels haunted. (03:02) You know, like, people mark it by re-watching old vampire flicks, quoting Bram Stoker like it's scripture, and pretending capes are a personality instead of a cry for help. You know, somewhere, a grown adult is earnestly debating the proper etiquette of being invited in, which tells you everything you need to know about your priorities. (03:21) It's a holiday about immortality, temptation, and the romance of the night. So, naturally, we celebrate it by staying up too late and regretting everything in the morning. World Dracula Day. Do you think Buffy the Vampire Slayer celebrates today? (03:38) Oh, why wouldn't she? Maybe. All right, the doobies in Blackwater. Yeah, we might be seeing some Blackwater down here today with the Tanens from the North pushing into the bay. Yep. It's 100.3 KROCK. Well, we're not talking about Wilson Pickett, and we're not talking about Mustangs, but we are talking about Sally. (04:07) Sally Ride Day today. That's right, that's right. This is where we're celebrating a real astronaut by doing what Americans do best. Clapping for greatness while keeping our own feet glued to the couch. Let somebody else have the glory. Yeah, hey, folks, it is Sally Ride Day. (04:23) It's that annual moment when we all pretend we got our act together long enough to salute the first American woman in space, then immediately go back to arguing with our GPS like it's a personal enemy. Look, it's part tribute, part civic homework, and part excuse to say STEM out loud like it fixes your credit score. (04:44) You're supposed to celebrate curiosity, brains, and bravery. You know, big concepts for a species that still needs a sign to not drink the cleaning fluid. Look, light a candle, build a model rocket, stare at the sky for 10 seconds, and feel small on purpose. (05:02) We'll get to the bad decisions right after the break. It's Sally Ride Day. Well, there you have it. All right. We're the B Team Morning Show, hoping everybody had a great Memorial Day weekend. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell getting back into it. (05:18) Of course, today is Tuesday, so we're going to start out with a short work week this week, and, of course, a shortened week of school for the last few days of school for the kids before they get out on Thursday. So, yeah, some exciting stuff coming up, starting the month of June, next Monday. (05:38) It's crazy how fast this year is already flying by. Yeah, it's screaming. Absolutely nuts. I mean, it's damn near June. It really is. Well, next Monday is June 1st. So, yeah, we're in the final week of May here. (05:54) Lots of stuff coming up in the month of June, including the America 250 Gala and Drone Show put on by the Daughters of the American Revolution out at the fairgrounds on Friday, June 12th. And tickets are on sale now. We've got the link to buy your tickets for this incredible event featuring dinner, cocktails, 1776 reenactment and Declaration of Independence signing, and then a patriotic drone show around 845 p.m. (06:21) Again, tickets are on sale now. Find the link on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. All right, a quick break and a look at your marine forecast is next right here on 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (06:39) It is Tuesday morning. I'm going to have to get myself trained to say it ain't Monday today. Nope. We are expecting strong showers and thunderstorms to push through northwest Florida at some point today. (06:54) We're under a flood watch until midnight tonight. Expecting close to two inches of rainfall today on top of everything we saw over the long holiday weekend. So more on that here in just a little while. Plus, Dan Diamond's working on local news for you, so we'll get that here before too long as well. (07:13) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. As we continue going through the National Day calendar this morning, we celebrate fire crotches. (07:29) It's World Redhead Day. Oh, yeah. It's the 24 hours a year we admit they run the place and then go back to pretending like we're in charge. Well, yeah. They're 4% of the population. They can have them one day. Hey, look. World Redhead Day is that annual reminder that nature occasionally... (07:47) Words are hard. World Redhead Day is that annual reminder that nature occasionally hits randomize and the results walk among us with copper hair and a permanent squint like the sun owes them money. You know, it's a day for celebrating the gingers, loudly, publicly, preferably with sunscreen on standby because if we can dedicate holidays to donuts and spreadsheets, well, we can spare one for folks whose hair looks like it was lit with a match and never apologized. (08:18) Look, people post selfies. Brands pretend they've always cared. Well, everybody acts surprised that a redhead is still a personality type in 2026. So stick around because the real entertainment isn't the celebration. (08:34) It's how the rest of us behave when we're told to be respectful on purpose. Have you ever been to a wake or a funeral for a redhead? No. Have you ever noticed a preacher never says, God rest their soul? Well, they can't. They can't. It's not their fault they're not going to heaven. (08:52) Poison coming up in just a little bit. It's the B Team Morning Show on World Redhead Day. Stay with us. Here's Pink Floyd learning to fly. 100.3 KROCK. Poison and talk dirty to me. (09:08) On 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station, it's the B Team Morning Show cruising through the 6 o'clock hour. I cannot believe how fast this morning is already flying by. We're going to need to keep a keen eye on the weather today because we're expecting heavy rainfall at some point later on. (09:27) 90% chance of heavy rain today, up to two inches of rainfall. And our portion of northwest Florida is going to be under a flood watch until midnight tonight. Where excessive runoff may result in flooding of rivers, creeks, streams, and other low-lying, flood-prone locations. (09:49) Flooding may occur in poor drainage in urban areas. Storm drains and ditches may also become clogged with debris as well. So just a heads up. Showers and thunderstorms do push through at points today. Just keep in mind, those are all possibilities as the National Weather Service in Mobile has issued a flood watch for portions of northwest Florida and south Alabama. (10:13) All right, on the National Day calendar today, we celebrate, well, the only pilot's license Bobby has, and that's to fly paper airplanes. It's National Paper Airplane Day. That's right, because nothing says grown-up like folding off his paperwork into disappointment and throwing it at your coworker like it's aviation. (10:32) Right in the forehead. Hey, it is National Paper Airplane Day, folks, and it's a sacred little pause on the calendar where grown adults fold off his paper into aerodynamic lies and call it engineering. Yeah, see, you take one sheet, two creases, and, well, the last shred of your dignity, and then you launch it across the room like you're auditioning for a job at NASA's Petty Crimes Division. Yeah, look, the whole point isn't distance or style. It's the brief, thrilling illusion that your problems can be solved by throwing something and watching it glide. So stick around, because once you start measuring hang time with the seriousness of attacks on it, well, the day's only getting weirder. There you go. National Paper Airplane Day. I still enjoy making a paper airplane every once in a while. (11:23) I do, too. I have fun with it. But I want to do it with cardstock and not with just regular printer paper. I feel like if you made it with cardstock, it would have a little more glide to it. Well, we'll have to figure that out. I know. You got a piece of cardstock around here? (11:41) Probably not. That sounds like a little rich for our blood. All right, I'm going to go look. Local news is coming up next at 6.52. This is the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Tickets to paradise, and that's how we landed right here in Fort Walton. (11:58) That's right. I don't think we have any company outside of our front door this morning. No. No Bobs out there. No, none. Only Bob around is sitting across the counter from me right now. (12:14) That's right. I'm right here. Good morning, everybody. Hope you had a great weekend. Just after 7 o'clock Tuesday morning. That's right. We're starting the work week on a Tuesday. A high of 82 this afternoon. We'll check your forecast in just a little bit. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Durrell. In case you hadn't heard, or you missed Dan Diamond's news about 20 minutes ago, a section of Brook Street, downtown Fort Walton, has reopened to two-way traffic between Perry and Florida Blanca Place as part of the ongoing Brooks Bridge replacement project. FDOT said the change is intended to improve traffic flow, obviously, while crews continue to work on two new parallel bridges that will expand the current four-lane bridge to six lanes. Hopefully, this project is finished in the next couple of years. It seems like they keep extending the deadline to get this done. (13:15) Originally, they said five years. Now, I'm reading they're expecting to finish it early 29. I'm going to look a little more into that. That's about two years longer than I thought the original original quoted time was. We'll take a look at that. Anyway, both directions of Brook Street underneath the Brooks Bridge are open again, which is very helpful for those of you that live downtown or in the Ferry Park neighborhoods around there. There you go. That's the update on that. Also, another story right out of the Sunshine State, right here in Florida, a Florida man used a chainsaw to break into a store so he could steal 12 grand worth of Pokemon cards. Well, there you go. That's right. He was trying to get himself a quick payday. (14:09) The man was on video using a chainsaw to cut a triangle-shaped hole in the store's front glass window after he tried to break it with a rock. Now, after he created the hole, he stole about $12,000 worth of Pokemon cards. Police were able to track the man down after his vehicle license plate was seen on the security footage. The store owner also said the thief was in the store for a few days before he broke in, so he kind of scoped the place out a little bit. (14:39) The man was arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft. That happened over the weekend here in the Sunshine State as well. All right, stick tight. We've got some more local events to preview that are coming up here in the next couple of weeks, including a fundraiser at the Alice over in Destin for ASHA, the Advanced Sacred Hope Academy. I believe Lynn Fair from Mid-South Bank will be coming in the next week or so to chat with us about that upcoming event. We've got the details online on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. We'll talk more about that in just a little bit. The Blue Oyster Cult, Steve Miller Band, and The Clash playing now on the Classic Rock Station. This is 100.3 KROCK. Good morning. That's the Blue Oyster Cult. I know, 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're doing well. (15:37) It's Tuesday, the last three days of the school year for kids here in Okaloosa County. Things are winding down quickly. Yeah, there are three days of school left, parents. Man, you'd hate to get that truancy mark the last 72 hours of the school year, right? (15:59) I'm pretty sure every teacher out there has told the kids, do not come. You really think so? I have a hard time believing that. I'm sure there's one out there like my second grade teacher who said, nope, if we're in school, we're in school. Even on the last day of school, every other kid, every other class that I knew of was playing games and hanging out. We were doing spelling tests and turning in papers. She was old, wasn't she? Oh, yeah. I think she gave us an hour break at the end of the day. (16:37) She was old. I'll bet she was in her, well, let's see, that was probably back in the 80s when you had her. She was probably 65 plus at the time. I don't know. Yeah, who knows. (16:52) So today she'd be about, I don't know. She's no longer here. Probably 110 if she were alive. But yep, I know those types. I had one in junior high, but that's the only one. Coming up here in, what, next Sunday, not this weekend, but Sunday, June 7th, it's the Love the Locals Luau for ASHA, the Advanced Sacred Hope Academy happening out at the Alice in Destin from 3 until 7 in the afternoon. The event will feature island-inspired entertainment, drinks, raffles, and VIP experiences while raising money to support the children and students at Advanced Sacred Hope Academy and help fund a sensory playground at the organization's new campus on Racetrack Road in Fort Walton. Tickets are on sale right now. You can get the link to buy those tickets on our events tab at thebteamshow.com. So get over there and snag up those tickets before they are gone. Well, a recent report came out and found that 61% of Americans are now spending less on groceries because food and household costs still feel unaffordable despite easing inflation. Many shoppers say staples such as meat, eggs, snacks, and everyday essentials remain pricey, leading families to switch to lower-cost brands and cut non-essential purchases and search more aggressively for discounts and sales. (18:23) For many consumers, the issue is not the current inflation rates, but the reality that grocery prices have stayed high since the pandemic and never fully returned to previous levels. So yeah, it's not even, yes, inflation now is really a non-factor outside of gas prices, which obviously we all are aware of that. But yeah, still, it's a 25% hike since 2020, so you just can't, wages are never going to keep pace with that. Nope. So it's going to hurt for a while until we eventually catch up. The only thing you really can do if you're the current administration is just try to keep inflation around 2% and hope that wages eventually catch up. Well, yeah, but I mean, here's the thing. If the wages go up, that's all the workers that are touching the food to get it there, so the food price is going to go up. I mean, it is a cycle. About the only thing you can do is try to remove greed from corporate America, but hey, have fun with that one, right? I mean, there's no sense that CEOs should make 7,000 and 8,000 times what the lowest paid worker is. In a publicly traded company, that's asinine and ridiculous. I agree with you, and I am a capitalist through and through. I am too, but I think there's two sides to the capitalist story. There are, there are, and there is certainly corporate greed up. (19:59) Absolutely. Greed has nothing to do with it being capitalism. I mean, you look at the communist countries that exist out there, and there's certainly greed and corruption in that as well. The monetary policy has nothing to do with the greed. (20:14) Fair point. Absolutely. And no, I do not believe that we need to put Congress in the middle of regulating it, because telling a crook to watch other crooks is stupid. Let's just remember what Congress is. Yeah, a bunch of liars, thieves, and crooks. That's all they are. And until they vote term limits on themselves, I will continue to call them that. (20:36) Thin Lizzy and Cowboy Song on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're doing well. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. Coming up in less than 10 minutes, your daily advice from Ask Uncle Bobby. (20:52) And hopefully, you all survived the long holiday weekend without Bobby's advice the last three mornings. He probably just lost. Did we get a two for Tuesday today? No. Just a one and done. (21:07) That's right. Well, there's a new trend in New York City called chess boxing. Have you ever heard of this? No. Well, apparently it's this sport where competitors alternate between rounds of boxing and speed chess. (21:23) That is stupid. That is pretty stupid. I agree. It's becoming a hot new trend in New York City, and fighters can win either by knockout or checkmate, forcing them to balance physical toughness with mental focus. (21:38) The sport is drawing big crowds to Brooklyn events, with fans enjoying the unusual mix of strategy, fighting, and spectacle. Organizers say the appeal is watching competitors try to think clearly on the chess board moments after getting punched in the ring. (21:54) Pretty sure Hollywood tried this about 25 years ago with basketball, right? Yeah. This is just stupid. I mean, I can't even... Oh, whatever. It is kind of dumb. (22:09) Kind of. It's the epitome of stupid. Well, somebody got knocked upside the noggin one too many times and decided this was a good idea. I just... I can't this morning. I can't. You want to go back to a long weekend? (22:25) Yeah. I need... I just... I... No. Just not doing it today. Just no. Understand this is popular in AOC's district. Oh, man. You know, I'm just... I can't. I just can't. (22:46) Somebody thinks it's fun out there. Oh, God. You know what is funny? Ask Uncle Bobby. Daily Advice is coming up in four minutes. After Fleetwood Mac on 100.3K Rock, it's the B Team Morning Show. Stay with us. (23:03) Please. In effect till midnight tonight. Seeing some juice coming in off of the golf later on today. That full forecast coming up in just a little while. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show is on the air on a Tuesday. (23:19) Back at it after the Memorial Day holiday weekend. The music tells us it's time for your daily advice. That's right. It's our buddy. Uncle Bobby. Ask Uncle Bobby. All stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. (23:34) That's right. Stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. Reminding you that summer crowds are here. And if your business wants to stand out, well, Buy TomCat Custom Apparel can help. Customers find you before they melt. If your crew is going to sweat together all summer, you might as well look official doing it. (23:52) Okay. Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. Corner of Bill and Racetrack right here in Fort Walton at the shops at Wright Plaza. That's right. All right. Uncle Bobby, today your question comes in from Sir Swipes A Lot. (24:07) Now that was a 90's rapper, wasn't it? Something like that. Sir Swipes A Lot says, Dear Uncle Bobby, I am exhausted from swiping on dating apps. And it feels like the perfect partner doesn't exist. (24:22) Should I keep searching or do something different? Listen, you're not tired from swiping. You're tired from believing the lie that a human being is supposed to arrive pre-assembled like a luxury car with no warning lights and unlimited emotional gas mileage. (24:40) Look, here's the underlying problem. You want the perfect partner. And apps are happy to sell that fantasy one thumb flick at a time. Right up until you are burned out and convinced the mythical creature simply does not exist. (24:55) So here's what you got to do. I want you to raise your standards until they are visible from space. If they can't hold a conversation, plan a date, and make a restaurant reservation without acting like it's storming Normandy, then they get launched right back into sea. (25:12) And don't stop at this usual crap like kindness and stability. No, you got to invent deal breakers so specific they sound like a royal bloodline requirement. If they can't name five international rivers, a parallel park on the first try, and keep a house plan alive for a full calendar year, well congratulations, they've failed your sacred trials. (25:38) See, you got to turn dating into a reality contest where nobody wins. Especially you. And that's the point. The moment you accept someone as good enough, you might have to be good enough back. And listen, we can't have that kind of accountability wandering around loose. (25:58) So you keep swiping, but only as reconnaissance. You're not looking for love. You're curating an impossibility. And when the perfect partner remains mythical, you get to stay exhausted yet hopeful forever. (26:14) You know, like a pilgrim chasing a mirage with excellent reception. So yeah, keep searching. Just make sure it's the kind of searching that guarantees you never have to find anything. (26:29) Victory is staying safely on the hunt. Hmm. Sir swipes a lot. Don't throw in the towel. That's what Uncle Bobby's saying. All right. We do this every single morning, right around 745 on the B Team Morning Show. (26:47) All stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. Personally. Hmm. (27:02) Hmm. I liked last week's versions better. Yeah, well, get over it. Can't always get what you want. That's right. Wasn't that a Stone song? Yeah, it was. Okay. But if you try sometime. It's 751. (27:18) We're going to take a break. Local news with Dan Diamond is next on 100.3 KROCK. There's the Guess Who just after 8 o'clock on this Tuesday morning. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas at OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (27:39) The Guess Who American Woman. Hope everybody had a safe and enjoyable Memorial Day extended weekend. Hope you took the opportunity to sit and remember why we celebrate Memorial Day weekend. (27:54) It's not just about barbecues and grilling and boating and beach. There's more to it. And lawn care. Kind of hoping they were working yesterday, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. Couldn't get that lucky, could we? (28:09) We are going to be under a flood watch today until midnight. And that flood watch actually extends pretty much from us all the way up to Chattanooga. Yeah, the entire panhandle and portions of Alabama and western Georgia are going to be dealing with heavy rainfall today, up to two inches in rainfall. (28:31) So if you plan to be traveling today, just heads up. Could be treacherous at times and low-lying areas, creeks, rivers. Might see some flash flooding at times as well. (28:46) Well, Bobby, I cannot miss the opportunity of talking about this story out of Wisconsin. This must happen when you get drunk on cheese and beer. Yeah. A Wisconsin man drove his truck into wet concrete after he removed a road close sign on a highway. (29:05) Well, there you go. The man was seen on video removing the barrier and then driving his truck into the freshly poured concrete where he got stuck. Police are reminding drivers to not remove road closed signs. (29:21) It isn't known if the driver is facing any charges. I'd be willing to bet he probably is. That's going to be a total report of that whole area where he made a mess. So, again, just a friendly reminder with all the construction we have around here, around Brooks Bridge, when it starts on Eglin Parkway and 85 again, if there is a road closed sign, especially up in Crestview around I-10 and that new bypass, if there's a road closed sign, don't drive down that road. (29:57) Right. And leave the sign in place. Because not only will you get stuck, you're going to make a big ass of yourself, too. Alright, it's the final hour for us this morning. Kevin, up yet this set? We'll look at your forecast. Plus Tom Petty, Rush, and Aerosmith. (30:17) By the way, Bobby, we've got a studio line again these days. That's right. Call in and talk to Schuyler. Or Bobby. No, I don't want to answer the phone. I might not answer the phone. I'm definitely not answering the phone. (30:32) The KROCK studio line is 850-89. KROCK 850-895-7625 is the number. If you have a question for Uncle Bobby that you're just too embarrassed to ask on the air... Yeah, there you go. (30:48) He's still going to read your question on the air. That's right. Alright, the Stones, Jumpin' Jack, Flash. It's 100.3 KROCK. Good morning. I'm Sawyer on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (31:03) Our friends over at Mid-South Bank are going to be doing a summer fair. Coming up on Friday, June 12th from noon until 3. It's going to be a family-friendly community event hosted by Mid-South Bank. It's 768 Beale Parkway here in Fort Walton. (31:19) This event encourages children to learn about saving money while families enjoy carnival games, prizes, food, ice cream, and other summer activities. Attendees who open or deposit into a child savings account will be entered into a drawing to win a $50 deposit. (31:34) New accounts will receive a free piggy bank as part of the celebration, which is sponsored by Okaloosa County. It should be a fun event. That comes up on Friday, June 12th from noon to 3 at Mid-South Bank. (31:49) Of course, we've got the details for you on it at TheBTeamShow.com. It's Stather Black and Bobby Durelli. 23 is the time. Tuesday morning after Memorial Day. Bobby, we've just about made it to the last half hour of the show today. (32:05) We're almost there. We're almost there. It's like knocking on heaven's door. I hope we're not that close. Someday I want to go, but I ain't ready today. Well, you can knock. Do you enjoy a steak? (32:21) I do. Now, what size of steak do you normally eat? What size of cut? Well, I mean, any more. I don't get a massive steak like I used to, but I can probably go up to a 16 ounce, but I might have leftovers. A good 8 to 12 is comfortable, right? (32:38) Yeah. Well, a Texas steakhouse called the Big Texan Steak Ranch is offering diners their money back if they can finish a 72 ounce sirloin steak. That's four and a half pounds of beef. (32:53) The $72 meal will allow diners to get their money back if they can finish the steak in under an hour. The challenge doesn't allow customers to stand up, leave the table, or allow anyone else to touch the food. (33:08) Customers will also be disqualified if they puke at any point during the challenge. They are given a bucket, though, just in case. Participants don't have to eat the fat on the steak, but there are judges who will make the final call if enough of the meal has been consumed. (33:25) I haven't done a 72 ounce, but there used to be, out in the VAR, a steakhouse that had a 36 ounce. I've been known to put that down with a potato salad. (33:40) You did that? Yeah. Wow. That was back when I was younger. My dad and I went in one day. I think we had been working on the delivery truck all day, if I recall. Anyway, we were both kind of hungry, and we ordered it. (33:58) She was like, oh, one to split? We're like, hell no. Kind of hungry. Ate it, a big potato, the salad that came with it, and honestly thought about seconds. What they bring for dessert. (34:13) Take one of them big chocolate chip cookies, a slice of blackberry pie, and make that all a mode, would you? Yeah, that's right. It felt like John Candy in the 80s. Was it Great Outdoors? (34:28) I can't remember what it was now. I'll have to think about it. I think it was Great Outdoors. I don't think it was Summer Vacation. There was a time you could have given Joey Chestnut a run for his money. Man, I used to eat. (34:43) 36 ounces, wow. So you and your dad put away a 72 ounce steak together. Yeah, and to be honest with you, at that time, I probably could have easily done a 72 ounce steak. Wow. I would actually like to see somebody just try it. (35:00) But I don't know if I want to watch it before I eat or after I eat. Because I don't want to get grossed out, but I also don't want to puke up what I just ate as well. Yeah, the Great Outdoors with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd, there's actually a scene in it where John Candy's there and Dan Aykroyd stands him up. (35:22) They called it the old 96er, and it's a 96 ounce steak. God Almighty. That he eats. That's five pounds, isn't it? No, that's six pounds. Yeah, a little over six. Jeez. Yeah, so he manages to put that down. (35:38) But the whole joke in it is he's like, okay, well, he finished and he's got the meat sweats. And they're like, nope, there's gristle, so he has to eat it. And then he's like, I tell you what, if I can get a dessert down him, will you throw in some shirts for the kids? And the next thing you see is everybody walking out with shirts. (35:56) I'll bet he didn't eat steak the rest of his life. All right, it's 827. Let's take a break. Final half hour of the B Team Morning Show is coming up. What do we have on the way? Well, some Dom Petty, some Van Halen, some Journey, and whatever else Uncle Bobby wants to play. (36:14) That's right. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Local news is next. Is it French, Bobby? Is it Journey? Journey? Something like that. Didn't you take French in school? Yeah. That was a couple years ago. (36:30) One or two. 843 is the time. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Don't forget, the tickets for the America 250 Gala and Drone Show are on sale now at cbcdar.com. It's coming up two weeks from Friday, Friday, June 12th, out at the fairgrounds here in Fort Walton Beach. (36:50) Dinner, drinks, a 1776 reenactment and declaration of independence signing, and, of course, a patriotic drone show at dusk. You can buy those tickets online, cbcdar.com, or find the link on the events tab at our website, thebteamshow.com. (37:08) Well, a quick story out of the state of Nebraska this morning. A dog in a parked truck accidentally fired a shotgun at a Nebraska gas station, injuring a nearby driver. Now, the passengers went into the gas station and left the dog inside the vehicle. (37:26) A short time later, the dog accidentally stepped on the shotgun, causing it to fire. The shotgun pellets went through the truck, and one of them struck the arm of a woman who was stopped at a nearby traffic light. She was taken to the hospital for treatment, but her injury was non-life-threatening, thankfully. (37:42) It isn't known if the owner of the gun will face any charges. Maybe put the damn thing, uh, locket, in out of reach of the dog's paws. Yeah, there you go. Irresponsible. Irresponsible. But anyway, never heard of a dog firing a gun before, but apparently it happens in Nebraska. (38:02) Mm-hmm. All right, we're firing out of here in less than five minutes. Billy Idol's Rebel Yell. It's the B Team Morning Show on the classic rock station 100.3. Billy Idol and Rebel Yell. (38:20) And we're yelling, it's time to go home. Mm-hmm. It is. We're out of time this morning. The B Team Morning Show calling it quits for Tuesday, Bobby. Tomorrow we already hit hump day Wednesday. How about that? I know. It's just right there. (38:36) It is. Hey, if you missed anything we talked about today, you can find it all online at thebteamshow.com, from local news and events to wacky stories, the national holidays, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature, and the show on demand. Anytime you want it, all at thebteamshow.com. (38:53) I want to thank our morning show sponsors, including Stripes, Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We'll see you back here tomorrow morning. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. Hey, folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. (39:12) Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in for this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's come that time of day, we've got to get on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. (39:27) And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.