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Melanoma Monday & The Spirit Scandal: How Elizabeth Warren's Stock Sale Grounded 14,000 Jobs
Published: May 4, 2026
Duration: 41:05
Season: 2026
Episode: 71

Melanoma Monday & The Spirit Scandal: How Elizabeth Warren's Stock Sale Grounded 14,000 Jobs

Description

We celebrated Melanoma Monday (because nothing says "good morning" like a nuclear flashlight with a grudge), dragged Spirit Airlines for going under faster than Elizabeth Warren could sell her stock, and discovered that $9 Starbucks coffee isn't overpriced—it's an "affordable premium experience" delivered by someone with a face like a pincushion.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another gloriously chaotic Monday morning on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, broadcasting from the heart of Florida's Emerald Coast. After a minor technical hiccup involving headsets that went from eardrum-destroying to silent, we confirmed we were, in fact, on the air — which is always a relief on a Monday.

The National Day calendar delivered its usual parade of absurdity: Melanoma Monday (because nothing says "enjoy summer" like an existential audit of your sun damage), National Kids Fitness Day (scheduling movement like a dentist appointment so kids can negotiate for screen time afterward), Petite and Proud Day (for energy-efficient humans with big dog confidence), and Star Wars Day (May the 4th — where grown adults argue about which movies count like it's constitutional law). We're nothing if not culturally aware.

Local happenings include the Boats and Boil event this Saturday from 11–3 at Marine Max in Fort Walton Beach — 500 pounds of fresh crawfish served free of charge (Bobby's still calling it "Boats and Hoes," but we're working on it). Also coming up: Construction Junction on May 23rd at the fairgrounds (yes, we still call it the fairgrounds, not the Destin Fort Walton Beach Rigdon Center), featuring big trucks, a medical evac helicopter, and a pile of dirt that children inexplicably love. Plus, the America 250 Grand Parade in Crestview this Saturday afternoon — over 80 entries celebrating America's 250th birthday in red, white, and blue glory. Brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach — because nothing says "community spirit" like crawfish and classic rock.

We also mourned the sudden collapse of Spirit Airlines (Elizabeth Warren sold her stock two weeks before the feds denied their loan — totally normal, nothing to see here), celebrated the opening of the $212 million Southwest Crestview Bypass (only two decades in the making), and questioned why the 85 resurfacing project has mysteriously stalled after two days of work. In lighter news, the Starbucks CEO defended $9 coffee as an "affordable premium experience," which prompted Bobby to suggest supporting local coffee shops instead of overpaying for existential lectures from purple-haired baristas. Ask Uncle Bobby tackled a crisis involving terrible office coffee (solution: conduct a quiet extraction operation on the best caffeine in the building and make it a performance), and we closed with the breaking news that the USPS is releasing Barbie stamps — perfect for Larry, who definitely attends the National Barbie Doll Collectors Convention. Weather's warming up to 78 degrees, folks. Stay classy, stay caffeinated, and keep rocking on the Emerald Coast.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. There we are. I was like, where are we at here? Where are we at here? From usually having headsets that just blow your eardrums out to nothing. It was confusing. (00:17) I was like, are we talking to anybody right now? Right. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. How are you doing out there? It's a little bit cool. 56 degrees, a high of 78 this afternoon. Mostly sunny skies, though, today. (00:34) That full forecast is coming up here in just a little while. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. It's Monday, May 4th. The B Team Morning Show, sponsored, as always, by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:53) As we like to start the show with the opening hour each morning, we take a look at some of the exciting national holidays. I don't know how to say this one. It's exciting, but it's something you had earmarked. (01:08) It's Melanoma Monday? Yeah, this is the one where the holiday gift is a dermatologist telling you your healthy glow looks like a bad decision with interest. Oh, yeah. No? The girl's probably holding a Starbucks cup in her hand, too. (01:24) Hey, Melanoma Monday is that little calendar prank where we all pretend the sun is a lovable golden puppy instead of a nuclear flashlight with a grudge. Yeah, that's right. It's a day you take a hard look at your skin, your tanning habits, and your lifelong commitment with, I'll deal with this later. (01:42) Then you slap on sunscreen like you're patching a leaky roof in a hurricane. The vibe is equal parts public service announcement and existential audit because nothing says enjoy summer like checking your shoulder for weird freckle that's been quietly building a case against you. (01:58) It's absurd, sure, but so is thinking you're tougher than a star. Tougher than a star? Well, that's what the sun is. Oh, that's true, it is. It's a big burning star. Yeah, so that was that whole joke about the nuclear? (02:15) Yeah, I got you. We're there, I'm there, I'm there. You lose a lot when you have to explain them. Yeah, we did lose a lot there. Melanoma Monday, I cannot believe that that was one of the ones that you picked. (02:31) It's got to be a day. Hey, why not, man? Honestly, it's picked because I jest, but hey, it's got to be some day. Check your skin, make sure you don't have anything goofy, right? Go to the dermatologist. I mean, it's terrible, but skin cancer is cancer. (02:50) It is, it is. And it's one of the most overlooked cancers, too. Absolutely, and it runs pretty deep in my family. So, I mean, hey, go get yourself checked out. Is that why you always wear a shirt in the water? You never take your shirt off? Well, that and my man boobs. (03:06) You're afraid somebody's going to play with them, aren't you? Somebody's going to tickle them. I had a shoulder sunburn quite a bit as a kid, so, yeah, it's not. Yeah, there's nothing worse than a bad shoulder sunburn. Yep. Beautiful weather yesterday, beautiful weather all week long. (03:22) We'll take a full look at that forecast in just a bit. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3. The Classic Rock Station. It's 623 on a Monday morning. I hope everybody had a great weekend. Saturday was an interesting day of weather. (03:38) It was chilly and rainy to start, but it was breezy all day long. But Saturday afternoon got up to the low 70s and plenty of sunshine. If you were blocked from the wind, it was absolutely gorgeous out. (03:53) And yesterday, all day long, was a beautiful day. I got a lot done yesterday. Cleaned the boat, cleaned the Mustang, washed the house. Yeah. I appreciate your help. Yeah, you're welcome. You know, like I said all the time, spring and fall around here, well, you know, the weather is like a middle-aged divorcee. (04:15) Oh, yeah, you say cold in the morning. Cold normally in the morning, warms up and fun in the afternoon, and then just ends up in a cold, dark place. Yeah. Otherwise known as bipolar. Right. Yeah. But it was just gorgeous. (04:31) A little chilly this morning. We're at 56 degrees here in south Okaloosa. No. National Weather Service updated the thermometer out there at Eglin. We're at 53. So, yeah. It's the opposite. We went down a high of 78 this afternoon. (04:48) That full forecast is just a few moments away. You've got to love a day that's got a 25-degree temperature swing. Yeah, so you don't know what the hell to wear. It just likes to confuse you, as if Mondays aren't hard enough. That's right. (05:03) That's right. Today, it's National Kids Fitness Day on the National Day calendar. Yeah, yeah, because nothing motivates a child like an adult inventing a holiday to guilt trip them off the couch and onto a treadmill. Why can't they just go outside and play? (05:20) That worked for you, huh? Yeah, National Kids Fitness Day is that yearly reminder that children are basically made of springs and bad decisions, and somehow we still have to schedule movement like it's a dentist appointment. You know, schools and parents roll out obstacle courses, jump ropes, and inspirational yelling so kids can sprint in circles for 20 minutes and adults can pretend it offsets the invention of the tablet. (05:44) You know, it's not a bad idea, honestly. I mean, teach them early that bodies are meant to move, sweat is free, and sitting still is, well, that's what happens when you're either employed or emotionally defeated. Anyway, look, you've got to lace up the tiny sneakers, hydrate like a responsible mammal, and let's see who survives the warm-up without negotiating for screen time. (06:07) National Kids Fitness Day. You know what I'm going to be doing Saturday? Fitting all this crawfish in my mouth. Yeah, that's right. Over at Marine Max on Saturday. Yeah, boats and hoes. Boats and boil. (06:22) Damn it, I did it again, didn't I? You're getting closer. You've got the first two words down. We've just got to get that third word right. Boil. Or crawfish. But not hoes. Well, I mean, could be. (06:37) Hoes do like crawfish. Water hoes or something else. You'll probably have a sea of water hoes out there, a little garden hoes. You know, that would be hilarious to set up a charity car wash and call it boat and hoes. (06:53) We're talking about the garden hoes. Right. Or water sores. But instead of a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, you put out a bunch of guys wearing Daisy Dukes. There you go. A bunch of middle-aged men in spandex. (07:10) And here come those middle-aged divorcees. All right, it's the B Team Morning Show. But, again, coming up on Saturday, the boats and boil event from 11 to 3 at Marine Max right here in Fort Walton Beach. (07:25) We're going to be doing 500 pounds of fresh, delicious crawfish, boiled up and served out free of charge. So come get yourself a plate. Check out the boats on the lot. Learn more on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. 627 is the time. (07:41) A quick break, a look at your marine forecast is next on 100.3 KROCK. Off the Top Gun soundtrack, Danger Zone. On a Monday morning, 53 degrees, beautiful sunshine coming up over Choctahatchee Bay. (07:56) A high today of 78 degrees. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, happy to be here with you on a Monday morning. Take a quick glance at your forecast to start the week, 79 tomorrow and 84 on a Sunday before we have our next chance of rain on Thursday. (08:12) So just keep in mind, the first half of the week looks dry and then a chance of some showers by Thursday. But taking a look at the National Day calendar here on the B Team Morning Show. We dive into the next day and it's Mark Grinland Monday, or Petite and Proud Day. (08:29) That's right, that's right. It's because apparently we need a holiday to remind everyone that the loudest attitude usually comes in the smallest packaging. So do you think that's appropriate? Yeah. (08:44) Hey, Petite and Proud Day is that annual reminder that height is just a number. So is your opinion about it. You know, it's for the folks who live closer to the ground but sometimes take up the whole room anyway. You know who I'm talking about, Becky. Energy-efficient humans with big dog confidence and zero interest in your stepstool jokes. (09:06) Right, Elizabeth? Yeah, see the point isn't to convince the world they're just as capable. The point is to stop asking permission to exist at full volume in a world built for long-limbed overreachers. See, celebrate however you want. (09:22) Heels, sneakers, or pure spite. But keep it classy enough that tomorrow's apologies fit in one text. Heels, sneakers, doesn't say anything about stilts. Yeah. Petite and Proud Day. (09:38) All right, that one goes out to Elizabeth and Becky. Those that are closer to the ground. That's right. Small packages. Are they more grounded than us taller folks? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. They're a little bit of trouble. (09:54) I feel like there was a pun there. Was that intentional? No, not at all. Not with Bobby, never. The B Team Morning Show this morning brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Mirabar Beach. By the way, we just got the press release on Friday, but Construction Junction, coming back to the fairgrounds here in Fort Walton on Saturday, May 23rd from 10 until 2. (10:21) Now I know formally it's called the Destin Fort Walton Beach Rigdon Center. We all know where the fairgrounds are. If you've been here more than two weeks, you know it's the fairgrounds. And of course, that's a fun day, put on by the Fort Walton Beach Police Department. (10:36) Should be a great time for, well, kids and big kids like Bobby and I alike. It's designed as a hands-on experience for all ages, where attendees can explore and climb on large construction and law enforcement vehicles, meet community professionals and enjoy special features. (10:53) Like a medical evacuation helicopter. So that'll be kind of fun to check out. If you want to learn more, visit our events tab at thebteamshow.com. So Construction Junction. That's where it is. (11:08) Two weeks from this Saturday, May 23rd, out at the fairgrounds. Yeah, I think it's funny. They drop a big pile of dirt out there, and that's where the kids enjoy more than anything else. The pile of dirt? Yeah. Climbing the mountain. That was one of Tesla's big hits, called Little Bobby. (11:27) No, Little Susie. Sorry. Didn't realize there was a difference in the spelling there. Yeah. Uh-huh. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre. Uh-huh. Also brought to you by our friends at Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi. (11:48) We've got so many friends. Over in Miramar Beach. We do. So many friends. We've got a lot more acquaintances. Like Larry and... Gary. Gary. Barry. Barry. (12:03) And Quinn. And Quinn. See, here's the thing. If you wanted to go with the Q name, I mean, query is not a name. And that's more like quarry, like rock quarry, right? Right. Just not pronounced the same, so. (12:19) Taking a look at the National Day calendar one final time this morning. Mm-hmm. That's right. It's Star Wars Day. Oh, may the 4th be with you. And also with you. Yeah, because grown adults still need a space wizard to remind them to pay their bills. Space wizard. (12:34) Now, that's funny. Hey, Star Wars Day is May 4th, and it's the annual group therapy session where grown adults pretend a pun is a religion and then act surprised when their bank account looks like a Jawa picked it clean. Look, people dust off plastic lightsabers, argue about which movies count like it's constitutional law, and well, post the same memes with confidence of a man who's never met shame. (12:57) Brands climb aboard because nothing says authentic fandom like a fast food chain selling you destiny in a combo meal. You know, it's ridiculous on purpose. And that's the point. One day a year, we all agree to live in a galaxy far, far away. (13:13) Mostly because real life has worse writing. Though the confidence of a man who's never met shame. I thought you said Shane. Like sugar Shane. No, no, no. Sugar Shane will drink your bourbon, though. (13:28) I know. Heard all about that again on Saturday. But it wasn't that much left. Liar. Well, there's a couple of bottles we didn't like, and they're sitting there waiting on him. Yeah. (13:43) Come enjoy those, Shane. That's right. They're all yours. You don't get the good stuff, man. We'll slap your name on them for you. It's 6.53. A quick break. And one final song before we get into the 7 o'clock hour is coming up. That's right. Temps in the 50s at the moment climbing up to 78 this afternoon. (14:02) The B Team morning show is on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell with the Scorpions just after 7 o'clock. Lots to get to here in the 7 o'clock hour, including Ask Uncle Bobby later on around 7.45. (14:17) All stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Where the custom apparel is made for you. Right. And where the custom tag lines are made by Bobby. That's right. So that's coming up here in about 40 minutes. (14:32) Now, my biggest mystery coming out of the weekend is how is Bobby going to fly these days with Spirit folding? Oh, yeah, because everybody knows that's who I flew all the time. Didn't cause any problems here at VPS because they didn't serve VPS, but they did serve Pensacola. (14:52) And Spirit Airlines abruptly shut down operations over the weekend after failing to secure a $500 million loan from the federal government to stay afloat, leaving thousands of passengers nationwide scrambling to rebook travel. (15:07) And in Pensacola, notices informed travelers that all flights were canceled and no customer service was available, catching many off guard, including Coast Guard member Jared Parker, who was headed to New York, and Navy veteran Sam Weber, who criticized the lack of warning. (15:23) Others, like Kion Johnson, are dealing with stranded relatives, including a cousin stuck in the Caribbean, now facing high rebooking costs and uncertainty about accommodations. While the airline says most passengers will be reimbursed, the sudden closure is expected to cause widespread travel disruptions. (15:43) So I think the airline will be making a return here in the near future called Pocahontas. Probably. Yeah, wasn't that Elizabeth Warren's baby? Yeah. (15:58) And you said that she short-squeezed and sold the stock she had? Yeah, she sold all the stock she had two weeks ago because she knew they weren't going to give the loan. And you know, the whole thing started, she was the one under the Biden administration when they wanted to do the merger. With JetBlue. (16:14) And refused to do it under alleged antitrust because it would give them 9% market share, which is still smaller than the Big 3, right? Yeah, you earned Big 4 with Southwest. Well, yeah, Big 4. (16:29) Yeah, so you could even go there. So yeah, just ridiculousness is what it is. I mean, hell, Allegiant even has 10% these days. That's something like, I think it was 14,000 jobs that are just immediately gone. (16:45) Plus, you're now looking at Spirit went into some small regional airports that that was the only service they had. So that's now gone. So what does that put out? That means rental car agencies that are at those airports are now done. Uber drivers that were picking people up and taking them around, that's gone. (17:03) Taxi services. I mean, you know, and that's just, you know, 14,000. That's just the people that worked for Spirit. That doesn't include catering. Doesn't include all those other essential services that were contracted out. I mean, it's a huge impact on the economy when something like that goes under. (17:21) So congratulations, Democrats. You did it again. You don't have very many nice things to say about them, Bobby. You know what? It's crooked as hell. You sold the stock. How could you even own stock when you knew that was coming up? I'm sorry, man. (17:37) At some point, we have got to get together and say Congress are criminals. Yeah, she is a crook. They all are. I don't care what, red or blue, congressional, you need to prove to me you're not a crook. And I tell you what, the way you prove to me you're not a crook is you be in office less than eight years. (17:53) Otherwise, you're a criminal. The deaf, dumb, and blind kid gets us to 720 this morning. Pinball Wizard from The Who on 100.3K Rock, the classic rock station. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. (18:08) It's going to be a gorgeous day out there, folks. A high of 78 degrees. Lots of sunshine. So if you're stepping outside this morning and saying, ooh, that's a little chilly. Well, give it till about 10 o'clock and things will start warming up here in the next couple of days. (18:24) Or the next couple of hours. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre. As well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And on Friday, Okaloosa County officials celebrated the opening of that $212 million Southwest Crestview Bypass. (18:47) Three and a half mile, four lane roadway that was more than two decades in the making. And is expected to significantly improve traffic flow in North Okaloosa County. The project, which officially opened to drivers at noon, following a ribbon-cutting ceremony, connects key routes including Antioch Road, State Road 85, and U.S. Highway 90. (19:11) And features sidewalks, a multi-use path, and nearly one third mile long bridge. So, it's finally done. And it's been under construction the five years that I've been here and it's finally done. (19:27) So, hopefully that does improve traffic. Especially all those folks to and fro Duke Field and Eglin Air Force Base. We shall see. We shall see. And then what's the next big project? (19:43) The Hurlburt Bypass on the west side of Hurlburt Field that's supposedly supposed to alleviate some of that heavy flow, but eventually just folds right back into 98? Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how that's going to help. (19:59) Yeah, I don't get that one either. And yeah, you know, at some point, allegedly, they're working on 85. They did like two days of that and then quit. Oh, resurfacing? Yeah. Yeah, I know. There's like a 200 yard stretch in Chalamar that the far right lane and the southbound lanes is repaved. (20:22) There's a couple of spots south of the Chalamar Bridge, north of Cinco that I don't, you know, okay. These two lanes. You didn't even get the two worst ones. Yeah, there's a spot there in front of what was SEFCO and now Casey's. I mean, it's like a washboard in that far right lane. But I don't understand what happened. They were there, they were working, and now they haven't been. Right. And we were told, I think in October or November, that by the end of December, we would be in this resurfacing project and it will be continuous all the way through the end of 26. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. Well, now we're in the fifth month of 26. And yeah, well, there you go. We don't have Jack done. So what is up with that? I don't know. Because that's been irritating the hell out of me the last couple of months. Like what, when are they actually going to do this? We've been talking about it. (21:21) You know, if, if there was only this office that the public could get information from. Yeah. I mean, I information office. Yeah. They could call it that. And maybe lead it by a director, like, like a public information officer. (21:39) Yeah. I mean, but you know, I was probably just asking for too much. Well, if you would pay a little more in taxes, we probably could afford it. It's you, you cheap ass. Yeah. That's that's sure. Yeah. Cause I don't, I don't spend enough in taxes. (21:57) I feel like you don't feel like there's a big free flow of information here. No, I really don't. I think that, and that holds true, not just with Okaloosa County. I think that holds true across all the municipalities within Okaloosa County. I think I'm sorry, but I just, I don't see where the information flows out. I mean, here we are a media organization and we can't get information, but you know, whatever pulling teeth. Yep. (22:26) It's seven 25 and we're going to take a break on the way. Steve Miller band, Eddie money, Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, and uncle Bobby. Your daily advice is less than 20 minutes away on 100.3 day morning, a little bit chilly outside, warmer weather coming our way here later on in the day, a high of 78 is what we're expecting here later on this afternoon. (22:54) Well, the Starbucks CEO is an absolute moron. He has a video revealed this weekend shows that he is defending a cup of coffee costing $9. He says customers need to just not think about it as a $9 coffee, but you're paying for the experience of getting a Starbucks coffee. He says, quote, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging. And then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile. He says, Starbucks customers quote, want to have a special experience. (23:31) And regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging. Well, this is a really affordable premium experience for anybody in any social class. Yeah. Cause what I really want is some liberal with a purple box. Yeah. With purple dreadlocks explaining life to me. Exactly. Along with their, with their pride lapel pin and their nose, their bull ring. Yeah. Yeah. Their face looking like a pin cushion. (24:05) Maybe we should just support local coffee shops and say the hell with Starbucks. That's an idea. Yeah. Guy, how could you beat that out of touch? You know, you can buy, you can buy damn near a can of Folgers for the cost of one Starbucks coffee. (24:27) It's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. All right. Uh, coming up in less than 10 minutes, we've got some advice on the way. I haven't even taken a look at the inbox. I have no idea. Clearly you haven't what he's on the horizon here. So stick tight. We'll, we'll get your, we'll get your daily advice from uncle Bobby here in just a few short moments. (24:49) I hear there is an emergency out there. Yeah. An urgent emergency. Yeah. Well, Hey, I hate those non-urgent ones. Well, Brett Michaels and poison this morning. Every road has its thorn and every B team show has its uncle Bobby. That's right. And if it doesn't, then an ant at The B Team show. Pretty simple. Seven 47 is the time. Hope everybody's off to a good start. Uh, we've warmed up. We're at 62 right now. Uh, high today of 78. That full forecast is just around the corner, but it's the time of the morning where I got to fire up the music and ask uncle Bobby for some advice. That's right. Let's ask uncle Bobby stitch together every morning by our friends at buy Tomcat custom apparel. That's right. By Tomcat custom apparel. (25:41) It's that time of year. There's church stuff, family stuff, little league stuff, school stuff, all kinds of stuff that you need to look like a group. Well, go down to buy Tomcat custom apparel and make your team look like you know what you're doing. And don't forget about mom mother's day this weekend. That's right. That's right. Take care of mom. Take care of grandma. (26:01) I was going to do that on Friday because that's when dads will be paying attention to run down and buy something. That's true. And at that point, there's still 48 hours ahead. That's right. And buy Tomcat calls that a lifetime. That's right. They'll get it down to 48 seconds. Hey, well, today, Uncle Bobby, you get a question in from the burnt bean martyr. And ironically, I didn't look at the question until I after we talked about that last story with the Starbucks CEO, but how fitting because the burnt bean martyr writes in and says, Dear Uncle Bobby, the coffee in my office is terrible, and it's starting to affect my productivity and mood. Now I feel exhausted, distracted, and resentful every day because of it. (26:47) So what should I do? Well, first of all, look, you're not being dramatic, okay? If anything, you're being underreactive to a daily chemical betrayal disguised as beverage. See, the pot in the break room is not coffee. It's punishment with a faint whiff of regret. And that's why you feel exhausted, distracted, resentful. See, you're, you're trying to do professional adult work while being fueled by break room tar. And look, this isn't nice to have. No, it's a daily grindstone on your brain. So first you gotta, you gotta stop treating this like a, like a preference and start treating it like sabotage because that's what it is. See, when your performance dips, you're going to blame the coffee out loud every time with the calm certainty of a scientist reading data. Missed deadline? Coffee. Bad meeting? Coffee. Someone asked you how your weekend was? (27:44) Coffee. See, now we got to focus on the justice part. All right, listen, here's what you got to do. You got to, you got to conduct a quiet extraction operation on the best caffeine in the building because it, it, it always exists. Okay. Somewhere, somewhere there is a private machine, a locked cabinet, a stash drawer, a sacred little expresso nook for the people who think rules are for other people. You don't ask for access. No, you create a legend. You show up with your mug that looks official. You move like you belong there. You take what is owed. And if anyone questions you, you hit them with a blank stare that says, I cannot believe you are defending this sludge. Now, listen, if they still insist the break room tar is acceptable, then you got to escalate the theater. Okay. You got to start bringing in your own coffee and make a performance of it. I mean, loud grinder, aromatic beans, the whole bitter incense, nothing makes management panic like the smell of morale improving without their permission. (28:53) Now, eventually they're either going to fix the coffee or you will become the caffeinated resistance leader they never asked for. And either way you win because a workplace that cannot provide drinkable coffee deserves a little bit of chaos. Like a, like a toddler deserves a timeout. All right. You know what? That was, that was perfect. Following our last story. (29:20) Of course it was. That was perfect. That's always perfect. Well, some are better than others. Burnt bean martyr. I hope that makes your Monday a little bit easier at the office. Now we do this every morning, right around seven 45. Let's ask uncle Bobby stitched together by our friends, byTomCat custom apparel, byTomCat custom apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. Because if it wasn't, it wouldn't be custom. (29:49) It could be made for somebody else. It's seven 52 news. KROCK, the classic rock. It's 8.05 on a sunshiny Monday morning. (30:04) Do you enjoy Monday, Bobby? Yes, you do. Yes, sure. This is where you want to be on a Monday morning. Right here. Talking to the people. The people. Alright, the B Team Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre. (30:19) Stripes has been a great supporter for us, along with Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. So, just a shout out to those guys for helping sponsor this show. Hey, if you've missed anything that Bobby and I have talked about over the last several weeks, you can find it all at thebteamshow.com. (30:39) From local events to local news, wacky news, your national holidays, the daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature. Plus, you can find the show on demand anytime you want it all at thebteamshow.com. That's right, unless you're Gary or Bear. (30:55) Anybody else could find it. You didn't mention Larry. Well, Larry's actually gone there. Oh. Yeah. Did he tell you that? Yeah. Oh. He actually listens in the morning, too. He's the one guy we can count on. Yeah. But, you know, he's still part of the LGBs. (31:12) Yeah. With a name like Larry. It's the Salmon Pants. Right. He walked into it. But he's the leader, so that's, you know, if it helps. He's always dressed nice. That's true. Most are. He's always making a fashion statement. (31:28) Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I gotta tell you, his beard, I mean, girlfriend is really nice. That's terrible, Bobby. I've never been known to be nice. (31:43) No, you haven't. I got all sorts of crap from Chris Thomas, too, about when Connor was in here the other day about the derby party out at the Edge. Yeah, he did tell me that I was the only person that ever called him a Democrat and made him laugh. (31:59) Well, he was mad at me because I didn't defend him. I just laughed. Yeah. And Heather had an even bigger scowl on her face about it. You know what? (32:14) They had record attendance on Saturday. They should pay me. It was. We were out there for about an hour on Saturday afternoon. It was busier than hell, so. Yeah, I take full credit. It was. Everybody went to see the destined Democrat. No, that's not the name of the newspaper. (32:32) Oh, I mean Sky Bar. Yeah. Oops. It's the BT Morning Show on a Monday. Don't forget, coming up on Saturday, we have boats and? Hoes. (32:47) Crawfish. Ah, damn it. I get it right one of these days. You've only got a few more days to get it right. I'm not going to get it right. I don't know how to tell you this right now. Marine Max in Fort Walton is where we'll be 11-3. 500 pounds of crawfish boiled up and served. (33:03) Come get you a plate. It's free of charge. It's Saturday from 11-3 at Marine Max right here in Fort Walton Beach. And then Saturday afternoon, we head on up to Crestview. That's right. (33:18) The America 250 Grand Parade in celebration Saturday afternoon, Saturday evening up there downtown at Crestview. It should be a lot of fun. I believe there's over 80 entries in the parade for Saturday. So come rock the red, white, and blue and celebrate America's 250th birthday with all sorts of fun in Crestview Saturday afternoon. (33:40) Again, details on both of those events can be found on the Events tab at TheBTeamShow.com. It's that simple, friends. Simple. It's that simple. Simple. All right. Skinnerd coming up in just a bit. Ted Nugent and the Stones. (33:57) But first, REO riding the storm out. 100.3 KROCK. There's Nugent. Isn't that what goes in the Snickers? Nugent? Something like that. (34:12) Or is it Nougat? Yeah, one of the two. Okay. No, Nugat. Those are the things you get from Chick-fil-A, the little chunks. Chicken Nugats. It's the B Team Morning Show on a Monday morning. Hope everybody's doing well. We're warming up out there. (34:28) Climbing to 67 right now. On our way to a daytime high of 78 this afternoon. So it's come up a good 12, 15 degrees since we've been on the air the last two and a half hours. Yeah, of course it has. Yeah. It was chilly when we got here. (34:43) But at least, you know, when it's time to roll in 40 minutes, we're not going to be nipping quite so bad. Mm-hmm. Because Bobby almost poked holes in his shirt coming in. Oh, I could have cut diamond. You could have. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I wonder if Larry's listening right now. (34:58) Because I got a story. Why, you think he just got turned on or something? Well, maybe. That was kind of an awkward segue, just for the record. Maybe. But if he needs to mail a letter. You're talking about my nipples and then start asking about Larry. Yeah, he's probably interested now. (35:13) Because not only were we talking about that, but I got a story here that he'll definitely want to hear. If you need postage, Larry, you can now get a Barbie stamp. Oh, well, there you go. Yeah. The USPS is honoring Barbie with a new series of commemorative forever stamps that showcase the iconic doll in 10 different careers, reflecting her evolution and cultural influence over more than 65 years. (35:42) Now, the collection will officially launch on July 11th of this year at the National Barbie Doll Collectors Convention in Austin, Texas, which I know Larry always attends. And because they are forever stamps, they will remain valid for standard first-class mail, regardless of future postage rate increases. (36:01) So, yeah, don't miss out on your collector's stamps there, Larry. Barbie. Because he and Barbie both wear salmon-colored clothing. Never seen Larry in a sundress, but never say never. (36:18) All right. Coming up on Saturday, we have got a busy weekend. Of course, boats and boil. Boats and crawfish at Marine Max Saturday, 11 to 3. And then that afternoon, the 250 Grand Parade and celebration up in Crestview. (36:36) And the following Saturday, it's the Billy Bolegs Pirate Festival. So, going to be a busy weekend here in Okaloosa County the next couple of weeks. And to stay updated on everything happening, you can visit the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Yeah, there you go. (36:51) That's where you'll find it. That's where you'll find it. We've got one final half hour of the show before we say bye-bye. Toodles. For today. Toodaloo. You know, this has been a pretty smooth Monday. You had to say it, didn't you? (37:06) Of all the Mondays we've had in the month of May. You had to say it, didn't you? The smoothest Monday we've had in the month of May so far. Yeah, it's not over yet. And there's still over half an hour, and you just had to say it. (37:21) Way to go. Sorry. Way to go. Way to go. All of a sudden, I feel like it's not quite so smooth. No, it won't be now. You just had to say it, didn't you? You ruined it. You ruined it. Yeah, just screwed it up. (37:38) It's 825. I'm done screwing it up. But look at your forecast is next. Who had to use for that song to get all those who's in there? Probably. Probably a bunch. It's the B Team Morning Show, 842 the time, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (38:00) This last weekend, Florida Highway Patrol found 13 zip-tied iguanas in a man's truck bed during a routine traffic stop. The man was pulled over for not having a light for the license plate of the trailer he was pulling. While searching the truck, they found the iguanas in a pile with their legs zip-tied together. (38:20) The man told police he came to Florida to eat coconuts and fish and was heading back home to North Carolina. He didn't share why he had the iguanas, which were later taken to a local shelter. The man has been charged with driving on a suspended license, but it isn't known if he's facing any charges over the reptiles. (38:38) So, that would be a little bit of a strange find. Iguanas? Why? They're creepy as hell, too. No thanks. All right. We're going to get out of here in just a little bit. Going to see a high today, folks, at 78 degrees this afternoon. (38:54) Right now, we're at 71. So, Bobby, it's continually warmed up as we've been on the air this morning. Mm-hmm. So, going to be a pretty nice Monday out there weather-wise. Yep. Tom Petty, you don't know how it feels to be The B Team. (39:10) Mm-hmm. Is that what he said? Something like that. To be B or to be me? To be team. Oh. Ha, I see what you did there. Well, I'll tell you what. You don't know how it feels to be team. That's it. (39:25) Mm-hmm. That is it. See, you thought you knew the lyrics all these years, and you didn't. You just needed Bobby to tell you how to sing it. Yep. All right. We're out of time, folks. It's going to be a gorgeous Monday to start the work week. Get out there and enjoy it if you can. A high today of 78 degrees. (39:41) If you missed anything that we talked about today, you can find it all online at thebteamshow.com, from local news and wacky news to national holidays to, well, daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature and so much more, including the show on demand anytime you want it, all at The B Team. (39:59) We want to thank our sponsors of the show, helping bring this together every single morning, including Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I'm Schuyler Black, saying adios and sayonara. See you all on Tuesday. Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. (40:17) Hey folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled right here on this wild ride that we call the Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, we're moseying on out of here, so you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. (40:35) Till the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.