Madeira Day & the Butt Cocaine Denial: When Your Traffic Stop Turns Into a Full-Body X-Ray Exposé
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We celebrated Madeira Day by drinking fortified wine before sunrise, discovered human remains in a school chimney, and watched a Florida woman's cocaine literally fall out of her butt during booking—because when your Wednesday includes bootleg contraband and an eight-month-old who weighs 40 pounds, you know the timeline's officially unhinged.
Show Notes
Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another scorching hump day on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for people who've already accepted their fate. Highs climbing to 95 with heat index values pushing triple digits — because nothing says "happy July" like sweating through your shirt before 9 a.m. The guys opened with their trademark National Day Calendar rundown, celebrating Madeira Day (fortified wine as a lifestyle choice), Early Bird Day (virtue-signaling via alarm clock), and Second Half of the Year Day (a ceremonial speed bump reminding you that your resolutions have been on life support since January 3rd). Also on the docket: Zip Code Day, because apparently we needed a holiday to celebrate junk mail knowing exactly where to find you.
Weather wasn't the only thing heating up — the show dove into some heavy news, including a Supreme Court ruling on birthright citizenship that had Justice Alito issuing a fiery dissent about "birth tourism" and national security concerns. Meanwhile, closer to home, Governor DeSantis signed Florida's state budget, approving millions for projects like the Northwest Florida State College Workforce Innovation Center ($5 million) and the Destin Crosstown Connector ($1 million), while vetoing others deemed lower priority. Traffic alert: State Road 85 northbound through Choctawhatchee is down to one lane for construction, so if you're heading that way, maybe just take your boat.
The guys also plugged this week's Luau Night at the Okaloosa Island Pier (Thursday nights all summer long — fire dancers, free kids' activities, the works) and rattled off the full lineup of 4th of July fireworks displays across the Emerald Coast. Destin Commons is hosting their 4th Annual Star Spangled Food Truck Festival on Friday with 25-plus trucks, live music from 1211 and Below Alabama, and fireworks at 9:15. Saturday's celebrations span from the Destin Harbor to Twin Hills Park in Crestview, with stops at the Landing in downtown Fort Walton Beach, Freeport, South Walton, and Niceville. Full details live on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Oh, and Friday morning at 8 a.m., author John Alvarez — the first combat amputee pilot to return to full flight duty — will be in studio ahead of his book signing at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre on Saturday.
Ask Uncle Bobby tackled the eternal question of how to reduce anxiety without everything falling apart. Bobby's advice? Practice "calculated carelessness." Let a few things drop — not the important ones, just the loud, needy ones that clap in your face like a trained seal. Good is good enough. C's get degrees. Incompetence is protest. The segment, stitched together by TomCat Custom Apparel, was equal parts philosophy and permission slip to stop auditioning for the role of human spreadsheet. Then came Nearly Impossible Trivia, brought to you by Lenny's Grill and Subs in Mary Esther. Bobby dropped a riddle about a founding father who's carved on Mount Rushmore, rides in pockets everywhere, and appears on both the quarter and the dollar bill. Dave from Destin nailed it — George Washington — and scored himself a seven-and-a-half-inch sub plus a shot at the big $250 picnic giveaway for America's 250th birthday.
Rounding out the morning: a Florida woman denied owning the bag of cocaine that fell out of her butt during jail booking (claiming someone must've planted it during a "sexual encounter"), and a North Carolina mom defending her eight-month-old son who weighs 40 pounds and wears clothes for three-year-olds. Doctors say he's healthy. The internet has opinions. Bobby and Schuyler had jokes. And somewhere in the mix, they reminded everyone to drink water until you feel like you gotta pee — because if you're thirsty, you're already dehydrating. Stay hydrated, Emerald Coast. The B Team's got your back, even when the heat index doesn't.
Transcript
(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. Bob Seeger's Kat Van Dew on the classic rock station. 100.3 KROCK. Good morning everybody and welcome to Hump Day Wednesday. I wish I could tell you we're going to have a nice comfortable day outside today, but that just ain't going to be the case. (00:18) It's going to be a little warm. A little bit warm, but hey, we've been dealing with it all week, so what's one more day? 95 are high this afternoon. Heat index values climbing into the triple digits again, but there is a 20% chance of some isolated cells and showers and thunderstorms this afternoon. (00:37) More on that here in just a little bit. Plus, we'll get to Dan Diamond's local news later on in the hour as well. We're the B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. Of course, each morning we are brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:55) And as we always like to open the show each morning with a look at the National Day calendar, today, Bobby, is Madeira Day. That's right. The one holiday where the official plan is drink fortified wine and pretend your inbox can't find you. Good thing I'm not a wine drinker. (01:10) Madeira Day is the annual moment when a perfectly respectable fortified wine gets promoted to full-blown lifestyle. Everybody pretends it's normal because there's a day attached to it. The premise is simple. You raise a glass of Madeira, burnt sugar elegance with a pirate's pension plan, and toast to whatever you can still pronounce after the second pour. (01:32) People claim it's about history, islands, and tradition, but mostly it's about giving your calendar a permission slip to act like your decisions have tense. (01:48) Stick around, because once you start celebrating a wine that survives heat, age, and poor judgment, it gets really easy to justify the rest of your bad ideas. It's Madeira Day. Maybe I shouldn't have had any before this. Sounds like Bobby's already celebrating at this point. (02:04) Rush and Jimi Hendrix coming up in just a little bit right now. Dawn Henley, all she wants to do is dance. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Sending out an SOS, Bobby's already taking part in Madeira Day. (02:19) That's right. And it's early, folks. By the way, it's also Early Bird Day. That's right. We're celebrating the folks who wake up at 4 a.m. just to be tired longer than the rest of us. Yeah, that sounds like you and I. Early Bird Day is that proud little holiday where people co-sign the lie that waking up before the sun makes you virtuous. (02:42) You know, like the clock is a confessional and your alarm is a priest. Look, you roll out of bed and an hour reserved for truckers and questionable decisions, and then you strut around sipping coffee that tastes like burnt regret and pretending you've won the day because you beat most of the civilization to consciousness. (02:58) The whole thing is a celebration of hustle culture dressed up like a cute proverb with bonus points for posting a sunrise photo to prove you were there. You know, like the sun was going to file a missing person report. Anyway, look, it's absurd, sure, but so is half of adulthood. (03:15) And this one's at least come with caffeine and the illusion of control. Yeah, there you go. It's Early Bird Day. And that's why we're so happy to be here with you. Yeah, I think this is a kind of a funny day in this community because, you know, it's so much military and everything else. (03:33) Right. We're probably up earlier than most communities are. Yeah, especially on the Central Time Zone. Right. We kind of operate on Eastern Time Zone an hour behind here. Right, right. No doubt. (03:48) Well, coming up tomorrow night out at the Okaloosa Island Pier, it's Luau night. Don't miss out on that. Yeah, might be some fun. Live music, Luau themed games, face painting, balloon animals, free kids activities, fire dancers, prizes and more. (04:05) It happens on Thursday nights all summer long out at the pier on Okaloosa Island. And we've got more details on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, we're the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. A look at your marine forecast is next. (04:22) You actually like this? Yeah, dude, it's classic rock. Well, there's more where that came from. 100.3 KROCK. Here's your Destin. 0.3 KROCK. Sammy Hagar, the Eagles fly. You know, it's the first of July. (04:37) I figured that it's not too early to play something semi-patriotic. Yeah, well, there you go. Fourth of July on the horizon. There's a ton of area fireworks displays coming up this week. In fact, starting tonight, you can see fireworks at the boardwalk on Okaloosa Island. (04:56) On Friday, you can see them out at Destin Commons with their 4th annual Star Spangled Food Truck Festival. Live music, 25 plus food trucks and fireworks Friday night at the Commons. And then all across the area Saturday night, Freeport, South Walton, Destin at the Harbor Walk Village. (05:15) Also at the landing in downtown Fort Walton Beach, Niceville and Valpi. There's on Boggy Bayou at Lions Park or Lincoln Park. And then Twin Hills Park up in Crestview as well. We've got the full listing of all the area fireworks displays on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (05:34) But as I mentioned, Bobby, today is Wednesday, hump day, July 1st, which makes it second half of the year day. Yeah, because apparently we needed a holiday to remind us that time's undefeated and your resolutions are already on life support. Oh, that's all I've got to say. (05:54) Yeah, your resolutions have been on life support since January 3rd. Second half of the year day is the imaginary speed bump on the calendar where we all pretend we're going to turn it around before August eats our ambitions like a raccoon in a trash can. (06:09) You know, look, it's a ceremonial halftime show of your life. You know, you take a knee, you stare at the scoreboard. You realize your resolutions have the structural integrity of wet cardboard. You know, folks use it to make fresh plans, reorganize drawers, buy planners with big dreams and tiny follow through. (06:28) So just go ahead. Reset your goals. Light a metaphorical flare and act surprised when the second half comes out swing. Fair enough. Second half of the year day. It's Wednesday, July 1st. Hope the second half is better than the first half. (06:45) Foreigner long, long way from home on KROCK. And come sail away. Where are we going? Well, wherever, wherever the wind is going to take us, because today, well, it's zip code day out there. (07:03) Oh, that's right. Yeah, because nothing says celebrate like sorting humans into little numbered bins. So junk mail knows exactly where to find you. Damn, isn't that the truth? Zip code day is that proud little moment on the calendar where we all pretend five numbers and a hyphen or a personality. (07:20) Somehow the mail still shows up like a loyal dog with standards. You know, it's a celebration of where you live on paper, which is perfect because on paper, everybody's neighborhood looks safer and the potholes don't have opinions. You know, people honor their zip by buying local postal maps and acting like geography is destiny instead of a series of questionable turns behind a strip mall. (07:43) You know, it's absurd. Sure. But give it time, give it time and it'll it'll have merch rules and someone gatekeeping 90210 like they invented the sun. Speaking of the sun, it's going to be another hot one out there, Bobby. Yeah. Highs today in the mid 90s again. (08:00) And today, tomorrow, those highs continue in the mid 90s. Heat index values well into the triple digits. It's just going to be a scorcher for the next several days as we head into the holiday weekend. So just heads up on that. (08:16) It's going to be a warm one out there. All right. City of Fort Walton Beach office is going to be closed extra days with the holiday coming up. They'll be shut down on Friday and on Monday. So if you need to go pay your water bill, I suggest going today or tomorrow. (08:32) Get it done. All right. Quick break and more nonstop. Classic Rock is coming up in just a little bit. I'm scattered black. He is Bobby Dewrell. We are the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Craving sushi with an edge? (08:49) Head to Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach where bold flavor breaks all the rules. From classic nigiri and sashimi to fresh cut rolls, Outkast serves a full sushi menu made for true sushi fans. But the real stars, sushi tacos, crispy loaded unforgettable, sushi nachos stacked with fresh fish, flavor and crunch. (09:09) Outkast Sushi, Miramar Beach's wild side of fresh. Find them across from Silver Sands on Highway 98 or at OutkastSushi.com. In a world of uncertainty, you have to be able to depend on your bank. For almost 100 years, Mid-South Bank has been providing sound banking relationships with all of our customers. (09:27) We treat you like family. We smile when we greet you. We do everything possible to help you. It's nice to know you can depend on your bank to be there when you need us. And we will. Mid-South Bank. Community banking the way it should be. With a smile. (09:42) Find out for yourself at one of our convenient locations or by visiting BankMidSouth.com. If you get a call saying there's a warrant for your arrest and you need to pay, stop right there. It's a scam. I'm Mocaloosa County Sheriff Eric Aden. No real law enforcement or government agency will ever call you out of the blue about a warrant. (10:00) We're at 80 degrees right now, a high today of 94 this afternoon. Heat index values climbing up to 106. It'll be another warm one out there, but it is the 1st of July, so, well, we should expect it. It's the second half of the year, as we mentioned in the last hour. It's second half of the year day, and I think it's time to take a look at what the second half New Year's resolutions will be. What's your new half-year resolution, Bobby? I don't have one. He's always so in other land, folks. He's always far away. That's right. My second half of the year is to continue not killing the stupid people around me. Okay. Well, you've survived 53 years without doing that. That's true. You can make it another 6 months, right? (11:14) We're going to see a high today again of 94, 95 tomorrow on the 3rd Friday, 95, and then 4th of July. Things will cool down, a high of just 93 Saturday. So, it'll feel nice and, you know, refreshing this weekend. Yesterday, Governor DeSantis signed in Florida's new state budget, approving funding for numerous projects across Okaloosa County while vetoing many others. The final budget includes investments in transportation, public safety, education, water infrastructure, environmental restoration, and community improvements, while also preserving funding for many local priorities. However, some proposed projects did not make the final cut after the governor exercised his line-item veto authority, eliminating funding for select initiatives. The budget reflects the state's continued focus on infrastructure, economic growth, and essential public services while trimming down spending on projects that are deemed lower priority. So, some of the approved projects include Northwest Florida State College Workforce Innovation Center on the NWFSC Nisville campus, valued at $5 million. (12:27) Chalamar Bridge Park project was approved at $1.5 million. Millside Road improvements requested by Okaloosa County to improve an unpaved connector between State Road 85 and County Road Highway 2 in Laurel Hill. Destin's Crosstown Connector as an alternative to Highway 98 for motorists, cyclists, and pedestrians, including a 0.3-mile section of roadway, sidewalks, and stormwater facilities. That's a million-dollar project. Destin Stallman Avenue improvement for a million dollars. Okaloosa County West Highway 98 Collector Road. That's the uh that's the new road that they want to make west of Hurlburt Field that's going to eventually funnel back into 98 after its 3.25-mile length. One hopeful place emergency shelter support facility among many others and we'll have the link to the the story online at our website thebteamshow.com but uh yesterday the budget was approved and uh just wanted to make mention of that. Hey and speaking of uh roadways uh Eglin uh so uh State Road 85 Eglin Parkway northbound through Chalamar is down to one lane. Oh is it really? Yeah because they're they're doing the construction work on it so uh keep that in mind uh traffic is backed up uh well clear across the bridge uh past racetrack but almost down to uh Pallet Sports Bar. Okay well if you need to get Chalamar this morning take your boat. That's right that's right yeah because there's all those alternative routes. (14:11) Exactly. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. More stories to get to plus ask Uncle Bobby later on in the hour. Right now Brian Adams and somebody it's 100.3 KROCK. Good morning. CCR on 100.3 KROCK the classic rock station run through the jungle. It's 7 24 on a beautiful albeit warm Wednesday morning 80 right now and tested for Walton Beach a high today of 94 this afternoon. Well the Supreme Court came out with a interesting ruling on birthright citizenship yesterday. Did you see that? No. All right so Justice Samuel Alito issued a forceful dissent after the Supreme Court's 5-4 ruling on birthright citizenship calling it one of the most important decisions in the history of the court and arguing that the majority made a serious mistake. Alito said the decision produces grotesque results pointing to so-called birth tourism where parents can come to the United States specifically so their child will automatically become a citizen. He raised national security concerns writing that someone born in the U.S. to foreign parents but raised entirely overseas and hostile to America could still hold a U.S. passport and citizenship for life. Alito argued that the Constitution grants citizenship only to children who owe allegiance solely to this country at birth and said that the court relied too heavily on precedent instead of the actual text of the 14th amendment. United States citizenship is precious Alito wrote saying the Constitution should not be interpreted in a way that grants it so broadly. He stressed that changing the interpretation would not mean uprooting millions of people already living here but concluded with a warning in my judgment the court has made a mistake that will seriously affect the country's future. (16:27) Now fellow Justice Clarence Thomas also dissented arguing that the current interpretation a political project rooted in medieval concepts of loyalty to a king rather than the original understanding of the Constitution. So anyway the whole concept on you know I understand it's not the politically correct term but the whole anchor baby thing right right yeah they're allowed to do that that's uh they're allowed to keep citizenship wow it's just it's asidine the three liberal judges Sotomayor Elena Kagan and Ketanji Brown Jackson all voted in favor of keeping birthright citizenship along with the two conservative justices Chief Justice John Roberts and Amy Coney Barrett. So anyway that that drew a lot of conversation yesterday and now President Trump is asking for a full pedal to the metal on the SAVE Act. Yep yeah gotta do something. (17:35) 100.3 KROCK the classic rock station good morning everybody hope you're doing well 7 39 is the time I'm Schuyler Black he's Bobby Dewrell we are the B Team Morning Show each morning brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill and Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Speaking of Stripes Bobby we're going to have John Alvarez an author of Walk Run and Fly Again the first combat pilot to uh to be an amputee and fully return to combat flight he's going to be in studio with us on Friday morning during the eight o'clock hour because on Saturday on the fourth he's going to be doing a book signing over at Stripes in Navarre from 1 30 until 4. So for more details on that you can visit our website at thebteamshow.com just click on the events tab. A wild story out of New York. Police in New York are investigating after human remains were discovered inside a school chimney. Wow that's interesting. Just days after students left for summer vacation. Now no children or staff members were in the building at the time and the school was closed for the summer and undergoing maintenance work when the remains were found. Authorities have not identified the person and the medical examiner is working to determine the cause of death. Officials call the discovery deeply upsetting and say support will be available for the school community as the investigation continues. But uh man that's uh you know you're used to rodents getting in chimneys and yeah yeah humans yeah well unless it's Santa Claus you wouldn't expect to find in a chimney. All right stay with us coming up in uh about six minutes your daily advice with Uncle Bobby before he goes up in smoke. (19:31) Hmm interesting wonder if that's uh any inclination to what we're talking about today. 100.3 KROCK the classic rock station the cars bye bye love as we get ready to say hi hi do bob and uh get your daily advice with Uncle Bobby. That's right it's that time of the morning. (19:59) We do this every morning around 745. Ask Uncle Bobby, all stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. You know, TomCat Custom Apparel, we know that there's two types of event planners. Those who've already called byTomCat and the ones about to ask for a rush order. Which ones get done first? It depends. Okay. Depends on who you are. Well, today on July 1st, Uncle Bobby, your question comes in from the perpetually overbooked pigeon. Dear Uncle Bobby, I feel overwhelmed by responsibilities and constant pressure to perform. How can I reduce my anxiety without everything falling apart? Listen, you feel overwhelmed because you're trying to keep everything from falling apart. That's a problem. Look, it's the trap. Okay? Anxiety isn't just a feeling. It's a full-time job where the only performance review is your own panic. Okay? You're out here acting like if you lose your grip for one second, the entire universe will shatter like a cheap plate. Well, here's the twist. You reduce anxiety by letting a few things fall apart. See, not the important things, obviously. (21:13) Just the loud things. You know, the stuff that claps in your face like a needy seal every time you sit down. See, people treat responsibility like it's oxygen. And it's not. It's glitter. See, it gets everywhere, it looks impressive from a distance, and it ruins your life if you inhale too much. See, you gotta start practicing calculated carelessness, which is just a classy way of saying you stop auditioning for the role of human spreadsheet. (21:40) See, you gotta pick one task per day to do badly on purpose. You gotta half-finish it, misplace it, leave it in a state that says, I touched this, and that's the gift. See, your nervous system needs proof that the world keeps spinning even when you do not over-deliver like a trained circus horse. Then you escalate. See, you adopt an air of indifference so polished it could be framed. You gotta answer emails slower, agree to fewer things with the kind of calm confidence usually reserved for people who definitely do not know what is happening. (22:18) And here's the political angle nobody talks about. Incompetence. Well, it's protest. See, the rat race only works if you keep sprinting like the ground is on fire. You gotta walk. Stroll. Stop to admire how furious overachievers get when you're not available for the little productivity cult they have. See, eventually, you build a personal economy of drop balls. (22:47) The key is to drop them strategically, though. You know, the ones that bounce, not the ones that'll, well, they're filled with gasoline. See, you do the boring enough, right? And you do that long enough, and you'll be the calm person. Not because life got easier, but because you finally stopped treating every minor obligation like it was a final exam for your right to exist. Yeah, but Uncle Bobby's saying just don't care. (23:18) No, no, no, no, not exactly. Okay. Care enough. Okay. Good is good enough. Good is good enough. Okay. Sometimes good enough is good enough. (23:34) That works too. C's get degrees. That's right. Sometimes just okay is just okay. Just like this morning show. It's the B Team Morning Show. There's your daily advice from Uncle Bobby. We do it every morning around 745. Ask Uncle Bobby. All stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. By Tomcat Custom Apparel, where the apparel is made custom for you. I see yawns right through the tagline. Yeah, well, there we go. It's 752. Dan Diamond has local news next. Yellow fire on high on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, everybody. Beautiful sunshine in South Okaloosa County, and warm temps. 80 degrees right now. (24:20) Humidity's at 95% heat index, making it feel like 86 right now. A high today of 94. We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. We are the B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. He over there on mic two is Bobby Dewrell. Yes, I am. Glad you've kept your name. (24:38) Thank you. Because sometimes you're a new Bob. Sometimes you're Uncle Bobby. Right now you are Bobby Dewrell. Just trying to be who I am. I'm going to see a high today again of 94 degrees, but it's going to stay hot and humid all week long. Highs in the mid-90s tomorrow, Friday, and into the 4th of July holiday weekend. (24:58) Tons of area fireworks celebrations coming up the next few days tonight out at the boardwalk in the pier on Okaloosa Island. Friday, Destin Commons at 9 o'clock with their 4th annual Star Spangled Food Truck Festival kicking off at 5 p.m. They're going to have 25-plus food trucks out there. They're going to have live music from local bands 1211 and Below Alabama, and of course, fireworks at 9.15 on Friday night. Then Saturday, you're going to have fireworks down at the landing downtown Fort Walton. Live music, food trucks as well, and then fireworks on the Destin Harbor at the Harbor Walk Village out in South Walton in Freeport, Twin Hills Park up in Crestview, and Lions Park and Lincoln Park in the Niceville, Valby area right there on Boggy Bayou. Lots of area fireworks displays to go check out. Pick the one that you want. We've got the full listing for you online on the Events tab at TheBTeamShow.com. All right, so later this hour, Bobby's going to give you a very, very challenging trivia question. Yeah, let's go with that. (26:06) Nearly impossible trivia. We've been doing this, what, the last couple of weeks? Yeah, we have for a little bit now. And each day, the first person to call in with the correct answer gets themselves a seven-and-a-half-inch sub from Lenny's Subs and Grill in Mariester, and they also get qualified to win a big picnic for 20 people valued at 250 bucks for America's 250th birthday. It includes subs, cookies, chips, drinks, and more. So be listening for Bobby's questions sometime this hour and call in with the right answer. You'll get yourself a free sub from Lenny's for today and qualify for that big picnic giveaway that we'll have for the 4th of July. Plenty of stories to get to here in just a little bit. It couldn't be a morning without a Florida woman's story. (27:00) Florida woman. Oh, really? Yeah. Ladies are catching up. They're trying. They're trying. Stay with us. We'll get to that in just a bit. The Clash and the Beatles on the way. Right now, The Who, 100.3 KROCK. Music from the Beatles this morning. (27:18) Revolution on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. It's 82 degrees and beautiful sunshine is casting out across South Okaloosa County this morning. A high today of 94. Or damn hot, as I like to call it. (27:33) Okay, that works, too. Heat index values climbing to 106. Or holy damn hot. Or the breath of hell. It is going to be a warm one out there. If you are going to be outside, make sure you stay hydrated. (27:49) Cozy like Satan's Whisper. Yeah, exactly. And when we say stay hydrated, that means water or dehydrate. Look, seriously, Sky, I say it a lot when we talk about it when it gets hot like this, you got to drink until you feel like you got to pee. (28:05) There you go. Exactly. Drink until you pee, then you know you're hydrated. If you're thirsty, you're already dehydrating. So yeah, drink lots and lots of water today. Lots of water. Lather up in that sunscreen as well. You know, yesterday it was kind of funny because the bottom fell out at like 1.30, rained like hell for half an hour. (28:24) Same thing again about 3.30, 4 o'clock, and then last night about 6.30. I felt like we got more rain in six hours yesterday than we had in the last three months. It's been the last couple of weeks. It's been pretty rainy. (28:40) My yard definitely needed it. Otherwise, I was going to have to turn the irrigation back on and cover up the brown spots. Well, a quick Florida woman story for you. A Florida woman denied owning a bag of cocaine that fell out of her butt while she was getting booked into jail. (28:57) The woman was pulled over for a traffic violation and resisted an officer, which led to her arrest. The woman went through an x-ray machine and that showed the drugs hidden in her lower region. When she was taken to another room, the woman tried to cover her butt, but the drugs, well, they just fell out. Now, she denied knowing anything about it and said someone must have placed the drugs inside her during a sexual encounter. The woman has been charged with... (29:22) I can't even on that one. The woman has been charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility. And remember the other day, we had the story about the parents that got charged with second degree murder for their obese child dying at seven or eight years old? (29:46) Yeah, they're real pieces of work. Well, in North Carolina, a mom says keeping up with her eight-month-old son's growth has been a challenge. Eight months old and the kid weighs 40 pounds. Holy crap. Jessica High, a mother of four, says she's never seen a baby grow this quickly. (30:05) Her son, Axel, was born normal at 7 pounds 4 ounces, but has reached more than 33 pounds by 6 months and continues to grow rapidly. She says he outgrew clothes so fast he was wearing 12-month pajamas in just 10 weeks and now needs sizes made for children several years older. Despite online comments questioning his size, Jessica says doctors have reassured her that Axel is healthy and developing normally. She describes him as a happy, calm baby who loves making people laugh. (30:34) The funny thing is, she says, he has absolutely no idea how big he is. (30:51) To us, he's just our sweet little boy. And like any proud parent, she says she's simply grateful to have what she says is a healthy child. Coming up in the second half of the 8 o'clock hour this morning, Bobby's Nearly Impossible Trivia Question. Yep, your chance to win a sub from Lenny's is coming up in the next 30 minutes on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (31:34) 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. 845 is the time. It's a beautiful sunshine, sunshiny sky Wednesday morning. This is what happens when I leave Bobby in the studio by himself. Yeah, you should have. I was working on the Nearly Impossible Trivia. (31:51) Well, you've made my life nearly impossible, Bobby. Well, it's time to give away some food. What do you say? Yeah. Yeah. It's time for Nearly Impossible Trivia with our friends at Lenny's Grill and Subs in Mariester. And Bobby's put together a fun little riddle for you today. (32:12) So, what's the clue or what's the question? So, now if you know the answer, right, you got to call in to 850-89-KROCK. That's 850-895-7625. Know the answer to my little riddle here. I helped a young nation take its first breath, then let it through its earliest test. My face is carved where presidents stare, and it rides in pockets everywhere. (32:42) One is worth four times the next, but my portrait never reflects the difference. Who am I? Now, it's a riddle, but it's pretty easy. Yep. It's pretty easy. Yep. Well, we got to call her, so I won't read it one more time. (33:01) Somebody's already calling. Yeah. All right. Let's see if they win the sub. See if they got it. All right. Stay with us. It's the B Team Morning Show giving away our seven and a half inch sub from Lenny's and qualifying somebody for that big $250 picnic on Saturday. (33:16) Joe Walsh now on 100.3 KROCK. That was kind of funny. Hey, tell you what, that was a fun little riddle. (33:37) I was. I might try to do one tomorrow, too. I like that. Yeah. Nice little switch up there. Yeah. So you want to give the riddle one more time? I got to look it back. I didn't memorize it. Well, shame on you. I know. I know. I know. That's why we're the B Team, as I need to remind you. Yeah. So I help the young nation take its first breath, then let it through its earliest test. My face is carved where presidents stare, and it rides in pockets everywhere. One is worth four times the next, but my portrait never reflects the difference. Who am I? (34:20) And Dave Dales and Destin. That's right. He got it right. George Washington. So breaking it down, George Washington, one of our founding fathers, led us through the Revolutionary War, that first test, right? Carved on mountains where presidents stare. Anybody? (34:40) Mount Rushmore. Yeah. And then carried in pockets everywhere. One worth four times the next. He's on the quarter and on the dollar bill. Right. So fun little riddle. I'm anxious to see what you come up with tomorrow. Yeah, we'll try. We'll see. And congratulations, Dale. You got yourself a seven and a half inch sub from Lenny's, and you're now qualified for the drawing of winning that picnic for the 4th of July, worth $250 for America's 250th birthday. (35:06) That's right. I want to thank you all for dialing in and spending your morning with us. Of course, the B Team Encore Hour is coming up next, but the sponsors of our show that make this possible each and every morning include Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Hope you all have a safe and enjoyable rest of your Wednesday. (35:27) Stay hydrated if you're going outdoors. Drink lots and lots of water. I won't judge you if you're carrying around a five-gallon jug. No, not at all. Not at all. All right. Until tomorrow, I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call the morning show. But it's come that time of day, we've got to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. (36:00) And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.