Landline Telephone Day: Why Adulthood Is Just Eating Sad Sandwiches and Dodging Uber Lawsuits

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. There's the who and won't get fooled again on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. Good morning. It's Tuesday. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. Brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:21) Going to see partly sunny skies this afternoon and a high of 79 degrees. That full forecast is coming up in just a little bit. Hey, we survived Monday. Yeah, we did. We made it through. Another morning of trying to get the bodies adjusted to springing forward with the time change, but we'll get there. (00:41) And then Bobby's about ready to screw up his whole body here. Yeah, that's true. How many hours ahead is Greece? I don't know. You'll find out in a couple days. Let's see. If Europe, England is roughly about five, six hours, so probably seven. (00:59) Yeah, another hour east of that. But they haven't done their equivalent of daylight savings yet, so maybe it's only like six. Geez. Yeah. I guess you'll just find out there when you get there and what your phone says. (01:14) Today on the National Day calendar, it's celebrating something that you don't see in homes very often anymore. And that's Landline Telephone Day. Oh, yeah. The only device that can ring all day and still be ignored with dignity. (01:31) That's true. That is true. Let's see. We'll probably talk about it a little bit. Landline Telephone Day is the sweet little calendar prank where we pretend the wall phone didn't die. You know, it just moved to a better neighborhood. (01:47) You know, we honor the last device that could ring like a fire alarm, tangle you in a cord like a bad decision, and still somehow make your mother's voice sound disappointed in full HD. You know, it's a day for nostalgia, sure. But also, remembering a time when hanging up on somebody required real wrist action and a little bit of courage. (02:08) So dust off that ancient receiver and listen close, because the only thing deader than a landline is the excuse you're about to make for not calling people back. Or you're picking up the phone in your bedroom, and then you realize one of your parents is already on the line, and then they say, get off the phone! (02:26) Yeah. God, that was so annoying. Landline Telephone Day. There you go. Alright, it's the B Team Morning Show on a Tuesday. Coming up, Aerosmith and KISS right now. For Bobby, a little Aussie. Ah, gee thanks. (02:41) It's 100.3 KROCK. Show.com, we invite you to go over there and check it out. Lots coming up this month, including our annual Poker Run motorcycle ride for the ARC. Saturday, March 28th is the date, and the time is going to be around 9 o'clock, with registration kickstands up at 10.15. (03:03) Starts at the Niceville American Legion. Again, more details on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. That's right. Don't be a Gary McCoy. Be in the know. Yes. Don't be a Gary. Or a Larry. (03:18) Not any part of the LGB community. That's right. Or a bear. Alright, today on the National Day Calendar, we move in to Pack Your Lunch Day. That's right, because nothing screams adulting like paying rent, than eating a sad sandwich that you made half asleep to save three bucks. (03:35) Yeah, and then you open it up and it's like, I don't want to eat this. Just sad Sammy. Sad Sammy. Sad Sammy. Hey, Pack Your Lunch Day is that annual reminder that adulthood is just paying rent. Yeah, and eating a sandwich you made with the enthusiasm of a tax audit. (03:52) You know, it's not here to fix your life. It's here to watch you pretend you're being responsible while you cram yesterday's leftovers into a container that's missing a lid. Yeah, the whole point is simple. Skip the overpriced, sad desk salad, bring your own, and tell yourself you're winning. (04:09) And if you think this is absurd, well, good. Keep that energy, because the lunch you pack says more about your decision making than your therapist ever will. It's Pack Your Lunch Day. Somewhere, some kid is listening and saying, I don't want to eat the lunch that my mom packed for me this morning. (04:30) But it's better than that school food. All right, we'll take a break and pay a couple bills. Come back with a look at your marine forecast and more Classic Rock right after this on 100.3 KROCK. Good Mac and the Chain on the Classic Rock station. (04:46) 100.3 KROCK, it's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell enjoying this Tuesday so far. A high today of 79 degrees. Should be nice out there. We'll check that full forecast here in just a little while. (05:02) But as we continue to move through the 6 o'clock hour, it's not fair to skip out on a couple more national holidays. Yeah. And today we celebrate the Festival of Life and the Cracks Day. Yeah, because nothing says hope like celebrating whatever's still breathing under your fridge and in your life choices. (05:18) Ew. Hey, Festival of Life and the Cracks Day is a yearly reminder that the world doesn't run on grand plans and vision boards. No, it runs on whatever stubborn little thing keeps breathing in the busted places. (05:35) Yeah. You know, you're supposed to celebrate resilience, which is a polite way of saying it. Admire the weeds, toast the chip mugs, and give a nod to every relationship held together by habit and low expectations. You know, folks mark it by noticing the small survivors. (05:51) You know, plants in the sidewalk seams, good ideas borning during bad weeks, you're still getting up and putting pants on like it's a heroic act. You know, it's not a cure. It's not a cleanse. It's just a flashlight aimed at the mess. (06:07) So you can say, yeah, something's alive in there and just keep moving. Kind of like when people pass the studio in the morning. Yeah. They know that we're on the air. They see our vehicles out there. But they never drop off donuts or breakfast or Starby's. (06:23) Yeah. We used to get some stuff around here. Yeah, yeah, when we were in the mall that was dying. I know. Now the mall's dead. Yeah, and people seem to think we are, too. We're not. No. Ricky at Neighborhood Cafe, if you're listening this morning, thanks for all the weight loss. (06:41) You can fix that, Ricky. You can fix that. It's a BT morning show on a Tuesday as we rock and roll through this 6 o'clock hour. Music now from Super Tramp on 100.3 KROCK. (06:58) Warrant and Cherry Pie on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. Hey, there's going to be a fundraiser and supply drive. They're calling it the Kitten Shower this Saturday at The Retreat on Hollywood Boulevard here in Fort Walton Beach to benefit the furry feline friends of Paws. (07:22) And they're looking for wet and dry cat food, litter, blankets, cleaning supplies, paper towels, and more. You can find out more on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. But our friends from Lenny's Subs and Grill right here in Fort Walton are going to be providing lunch free of charge. (07:37) Because Melissa with Lenny's is now a big-time volunteer over at Paws as well. Oh, well, there you go. They wanted to chip in and help out with that event, so more power to them. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. (07:52) Today on the National Day calendar, Tuesday, March 10th, the one that we've all been waiting for. It's my day. International Day of Awesomeness. Well, not quite. It's every day for me. But, you know, at least it's a holiday for people who clap for themselves and call it confidence. (08:11) Yep, kind of my point. Anyway, you're going to have to get elbow surgery, shoulder surgery, from reaching around trying to pat yourself on the back so much. Yeah. (08:26) International Day of Awesomeness is that annual group project where everybody pretends confidence is a renewable resource. And awesome isn't just a word we slap on mediocre tacos and slightly above average co-workers. No, you're supposed to celebrate by doing something bold. (08:41) Or at least posting like you did. Because nothing says personal growth like a filtered photo and a caption that sounds like a fortune cookie with a gym membership. You know, the whole thing is gloriously ridiculous. And that's kind of the point. (08:56) One day a year, we agree to act like our lives are a highlight reel instead of the surveillance tape that they are. So, don't worry. We'll get into what qualifies as awesome around here. But most of you are about to file an appeal. (09:12) International Day of Awesomeness. I guess celebrate however you want. It's the B Team Morning Show, but it's away from 7 o'clock. A quick break and more classic rock is next on 100.3 KROCK. Eric Clapton. (09:28) Lay down, Sally. B Team Morning Show. 70 degrees out there. That's another song I don't think you could get away with right now. So aggressive. Lay down, Sally. Yeah, that is just, what do they call that? (09:43) Toxic masculinity. That's toxic masculinity, if I've ever heard it. It's overtones of sexual dominance. I mean, it's just terrible. And you can also now find the B Team Morning Show on MSNBC. (09:58) Welcome to the to the view Yeah, I'm sitting across from Bob Behar Man whoopie Blackbird. Yeah Can you imagine how miserable those women must be? You know, actually I was I was thinking about it last night Does it shock anybody else that? (10:21) That all of a sudden now that we're worried about Iran That that we don't need to protest ice and we don't need to have our Palestinian flags. Oh Yeah, you know, I'm I'm starting to think I somebody needs to check on George Soros I'm starting to think he can only fund one of these at a time Yeah, it's like I only support the current thing Yeah, it's weird how it's kind of a flavor of the week type of mm-hmm cap it type of deal Yeah, really makes you wonder, you know How strong rooted these people are in their beliefs? (10:55) Well, it's just it makes you wonder what Trump's gonna do next to make him go run over there Well, that's the thing it's like any the only the only platform that they really have is Whatever Trump says let's do the opposite. Mm-hmm Just it's just the anti Trump position. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know Trump's not coming out and saying hey there was There was an imminent all-out attack within a within a week if they didn't strike first, so oh really? Yeah Yeah, that was he said that yesterday or came. I think it was yesterday. But yeah, he said that That that he had to take the action because intelligence suggested Iran was attack was preparing an attack Possibly within the week really Wow Well, hey, I mean either either get on the offensive or you're on the defensive. Mm-hmm and I can imagine how most Americans would you know? (11:51) Rather have that scenario that would be on the offensive. Let's let's let's do this on somebody else's soil Mm-hmm, but I did see that US intelligence yesterday intercepted an encrypted message from the Islamic What do they call it the Islamic Republic of Iran? Yeah that basically was Trying to activate their sleeper cells in the Western world yesterday telling them it's time So we'll see we'll see what that means but that was a Secretary of War Pete Higgs that did make that Public yesterday now four o'clock. Yeah, just I'm gonna go go out on a limb here. Mm-hmm But if they're trying to get a message out to everyone to say it's time let's do this And we intercept said message so that it doesn't get to them that it's time. Let's do this Why would you go tell people on world media and say? (12:54) We captured this message where they were trying to tell them it's time You're just like giving away the recipe I mean Am I missing something? Yeah, I'd be like grandma me giving away grandma's, you know rhubarb pie recipe She kill me. I'm just It's just me it's just me I guess I'm missing a bigger picture here I don't know what it is, but I'm just saying if you were to tell me go tell so-and-so go go go tell Matt to hit will and I didn't I somehow got stopped and The person that stopped me stood up in a meeting and said hey, it's a good thing. We caught Bobby He was going to tell Matt to hit will if Matt's sitting there Wouldn't he think oh I need to hit will It's not too late I Whatever are we talking about the same Matt and will yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah I'm pretty sure well sitting sitting at home listening. I'll go on and try to come over and hit me It's a B Team morning show on a Tuesday scatter black and Bobby Dewrell if you step outside this morning And if you haven't yet, you're gonna say it feels a little muggy today. Mm-hmm We're at 70 right now and climbing up to 78 this afternoon, but you might have to use the The blower on the windshield this morning. Yeah a little bit of condensation out there All right couple more tens another story on the way in about 10 minutes along with a look at your forecast for Today and second half of the workweek coming up right now CCR Born on the Cinco. Yeah, that's right. It's my song or or Paquito Now I was born on the Cinco, okay, it's a B Team morning show on 100.3 KROCK It's 722 on a Tuesday morning 70 degrees Few areas of some patchy fog this morning. It is rather muggy out there. So if you haven't stepped outside yet Yeah, you might start sweating the minute you step outside the front door Just kind of kind of a morning where you can take a knife and almost cut the damn air just thick thick and dewy and heavy 78 gonna be our high this afternoon Full look at your forecast coming up in just a bit. I'm Schuyler blank. He's Bobby Dewrell We are the B Team morning show coming your way weekday mornings right here on 100.3 KROCK all brought to you by stripes pub and grill in Navarre Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar Beach music from heart there and straight on of course Anna and Nancy Wilson quite the Quite the progressive feminists that they're they're known to be. Yep, and you have a story to You know, it's interesting out there it's Well, I'll let you be the judge until I tell you how to think listen ubers rolling out Democrat a new women's only ride option nationwide in the US now It lets female riders and drivers choose to be matched with other women now the features called women drivers or women preferences It allows women to request a female driver reserve one in advance or set a preference in the app to increase the chances of being matched with another woman Additionally female drivers can also choose to accept rides only from women passengers if they want Now uber says the change is meant to improve safety and comfort after many women said they would feel safer Hot riding with other women the company first tested the option in cities like Los Angeles, San Francisco and Detroit Then expanded it to more markets before launching it nationwide. I started in the most liberal towns Yeah Now now the program is already facing legal challenges Some male drivers in California filed a class-action lawsuit claiming the policy discriminates against men and violates state civil rights laws Kind of sounds like so, you know, what do they call that segregation? Yeah, I mean again, it is a violation of civil rights So, you know here here again comes down to something. Everybody thinks. Oh, well, that's a great idea Yeah well you know since you dip wads always want the Federal government involved and you want to establish these things and all these civil rights laws. Well, I'm sorry That's a violation of civil rights. Well, it's good for the goose is good for the game You don't you don't get to say we're gonna put this rule in place, but it only applies in this direction, uh-huh, right? (17:26) Yep, I mean, it's it's like everything else you you do not have to be white to be racist exactly I was just getting to that people that think you know, you can't you can't be racist towards white people. Hmm Yeah, the worst though. Oh, man, if you want to talk about something that just makes my eye twitch and that I it's Yeah, I generally do not correct people harshly in public But if you say this phrase you will get corrected by me and it's the stupidest most ignorant phrase in the world Reverse racism. No, it's just racist. Yeah, there's just racism. There's no reverse racism That's pretty that's pretty straightforward, you know, yeah, don't tell me you're a moron without telling me you're a moron Amen Amen Well, that's an interesting story. It sounds like it's already got some some legal pushback though Hey, you know, it's it's rare that I find the occasion to agree with men in California, but here I am Apparently there are there are a few men left in California Yeah, how do you know how do you know that you If you're if you're a female out there and you're you're dating a man that dates a Democrat you're actually dating a lesbian potentially It's 726 we'll take a break on the way music from Def Leppard Robert plant Pink Floyd and of course ask uncle Bobby in about 20 minutes right here on The B Team morning show with 100.3 KROCK Pressure Pressure Under pressure Queen and David Bowie on the classic rock station 100.3 KROCK It's The B Team morning show Schuyler black and Bobby Dewrell Starting to get into the thickness of March Madness got conference basketball tournaments The power conference level that are gonna be tipping off today in fact And some of the mid-major conferences are doing their conference tournaments this week But some have already wrapped up your Troy Trojans punch their ticket. Mm-hmm last night went in the Sunbelt championship over in Pensacola 77 61 taking down, Georgia Southern. Of course we did so congratulations to Troy on punching their ticket into the field of a 68. (20:06) And it was kind of cool, because last night I didn't realize that Troy was in the Sunbelt Championship and got a call from a friend, an old radio friend of mine that was our sports director at the station, now works for ESPN, and he was doing the Troy game last night. (20:22) So just like that, right here in front of me, you're going to talk about other co-hosts? Yeah. Well, Bobby, when we get our ESPN jobs, we'll talk about the peons that we were at one time. When I get big and famous like that, I won't remember you. (20:40) You've told me this before. I haven't forgotten. You know, if I win the lottery, I'm going to find better friends. Richer friends. Friends that say, let's go to McDonald's for lunch. Hey, you can always say, you knew me when. (20:59) Right. It's kind of like the country singer that you saw playing a, you know, hometown bar right back before they released their first single. Yeah. I had a beer with him once. Would he know you today? Probably not. (21:14) Yeah. Probably not. But I did tip him five bucks. We're at 70 degrees right here in Destin-Fort Walton Beach, a high of 78 this afternoon, and we're about eight minutes out from asking Uncle Bobby for advice this morning. Stay with us. (21:30) That's on the way. Plus, Dan Diamond is back, and he's got local news for you. Oh, yeah. Welcome back, Dan. Yeah. About time. I know. God, he was gone for a week and a half. I thought he quit. I did, too. Well, he showed up today. (21:45) Yeah. Why? Pink Floyd and Hey You on 100.3 KROCK. Millie Squire and My Kind of Lover on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3 KROCK. (22:01) It's the B Team morning show on a Tuesday. Don't you mean K-ROQ? Yeah, like Alice says it, K-ROQ. Really enunciates that K. All right. (22:16) What's the music mean? It's time for Ask Uncle Bobby, right? Oh, well, is it that time? It kind of is. All right. It's time for your daily advice. That's right. Ask Uncle Bobby weekday mornings. Well, you know, sometime during the 7 o'clock hour, stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. (22:35) That's right. Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. Reminding you wearing green on St. Patrick's Day keeps you from getting pinched. Wearing a custom shirt, well, that prevents embarrassment. These people that keep writing in, it's like they try to add additional syllables to their name every single day. (22:52) I think they've found that you have a hard time pronouncing them. This is the Algorithm Mascot Whisperer. Oh, there you go. How about that? Yeah. All right. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I feel pressured to stage my life on social media to stay relevant, and I'm worried I'm losing my real personality, chasing likes and followers. (23:13) How do I stop caring without falling behind? Listen, you're not losing your personality, okay? You're upgrading it. You know, it's like that phone that mysteriously gets worse every year, but still costs more. (23:30) Social media is not a diary. No, no. It's a stage, a battlefield. And authenticity is, well, it's just a hobby for people who like losing loudly, okay? Look, you want to stop caring and not fall behind, all right? (23:46) Gorgeous contradiction. That's like asking to win a fist fight without getting sweaty. But look, look, here's the secret. You do not need a real self. You need a usable self. (24:01) See, your identity is a renewable resource. You gotta harvest it, rebrand it, and replant whatever version gets the most applause that week. If Monday you were disciplined, Tuesday you were mysterious, and Friday you're a minimalist who owns 17 matching outfits, look, that's not fake. (24:23) That is narrative control. See, you don't post your life. You post the trailer. Nobody wants the full movie. They want the highlights. A cliffhanger. The illusion you have a personal chef somewhere off camera. (24:39) See, give them a character they can root for, and if your real feelings show up, well, you gotta crop them out like an ex in a vacation photo, okay? And if it still eats at you, that the internet is shaping you, congratulations, you're paying attention. (25:00) Yeah. Yeah. You gotta run security like a medal and keep marching. See, the feed rewards consensus, not individuality, and you are not here to be understood. You are here to be selected. (25:16) Wow. See, when someone says they miss the old you, you gotta smile and let them grieve. The old you, well, they did not get engagement. The new you, it's a product with legs. Hey, buddy, it's time to run commercials. (25:32) There you go. Hope that helps, Algorithm Mascot Whisperer. I kinda like that name, actually. Hey, if you got a question for Uncle Bobby, you better shoot it in today. Yeah. (25:47) Yeah, it's a little two-week hiatus there. Uh-huh. Bobbyatdobob.com is how you do so. Honestly, at this rate, I mean, by the time I get back and then gotta turn around and go to Tallahassee. Yeah. It'll be April. Yeah, it might as well be April. (26:03) Yep, we do this, well, when Bobby's in town. Yeah. Yeah. At 745-ish. Generally, every day until it's not. It's the B Team Morning Show. Of course, Ask Uncle Bobby, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel, where you'll find that the apparel is custom. (26:24) All right, quick break, and local news with Dan Diamond is next on 100.3 KROCK. Just like paradise. This must be just like living in paradise. (26:41) Yeah, it really is. If that doesn't sum up being in the radio. It does. I was gonna say, this is just like paradise. 71 degrees, partly cloudy skies this morning, a high of 78 this afternoon. I'm Schuyler Blank. He's Bobby Durrell. Together, we are the B Team Morning Show. Weekday mornings, it's 6 to 9, all sponsored by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi over in Miramar Beach. (27:07) Hey, Schuyler, you know how I enjoy a good, interesting study, right? You do. You've gotta, I don't know, kink for that. I found an interesting story here. They're talking about looking at men, and they found that the handsomest of men, the ones with the best looks, the greatest going, have five letters in their first name. (27:33) Yeah, you wouldn't know anything about that. And then if it's anything over seven letters, it goes to hell pretty quick. Huh. Well, I mean, there's exceptions to every rule. No, no, no. No, this is across the board. They say no exceptions. (27:49) No, there's exceptions to every rule. Well, your mama thinks you're pretty. See, I've been told before. I've been told before. It doesn't matter who told me. A face only a mother could love. And even she has to put a bag on her head. (28:10) Wild story coming out of Niceville. Did you see that? No. I've been heads down trying to catch up on the work the interns didn't do over the weekend. Oh, man. You'd think that we could count on them. No, apparently we don't pay them enough. (28:27) I guess not. Out of Niceville, a woman was arrested after firing a gun inside her ex-husband's Niceville residence and fleeing with her nine-month-old child, according to police. Shania Mona Carmichael is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, child neglect, battery, and firing a weapon on residential property. (28:50) The incident happened Saturday around 4 a.m. That's not a trifecta. I don't know what is. Niceville Police Department officers responded to a report of a disturbance involving a firearm being discharged inside a home. During the investigation, officers learned that Carmichael arrived at the residence of her estranged ex-husband and forced her way into a bedroom while armed with a firearm, police say, in a release. (29:16) During a struggle that followed, the firearm discharged once. The round was fired into the ceiling in the direction of the room where the couple's nine-month-old son was located at the time of the incident. Investigators later located Carmichael's vehicle at a residence in Shalomar. (29:32) Officers made contact with her and placed her under arrest. Investigators subsequently obtained and executed a search warrant at the Shalomar residence where the child was located and returned to the custody of the father. The firearm believed to have been used in the incident was recovered at the Shalomar location. (29:51) She did just a bit, just a bit. Another story locally that we want to get to here in the eight o'clock hour. (30:07) But hang tight. We've got that and a full look at your forecast coming up. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show on the air on a Tuesday morning. 71 degrees right here in Destin Fort Walton Beach at the moment. 78 this afternoon. (30:23) But it's a little sticky out there this morning. It's a bit muggy. Joe Walsh, life's been good. So far. It's 100.3 KROCK. Good morning. Music from Rare Earth. (30:40) I just want to celebrate on the B Team Morning Show. Brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre. Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell hanging out, rocking and rolling through this Tuesday morning. (30:55) And today, Bobby, is election day in three local communities. Valpe, Mariester and right here in Fort Walton. Now, today is a big one when it comes to referendums on the city charter. (31:13) Yeah, that is true. Yeah, there are, I believe, what, six amendments there to to vote on. There's a few. Either simply yes or no. Yeah, I think I'll speak for myself, but I will enthusiastically vote yes for all today in that Fort Walton city election. (31:33) No, all the all the referendums. Yes. We got to get rid of that 3% cap. That's going to end up crippling the city. And it's inefficient. It's going to end up costing taxpayers more money. It's not going to change. It's not going to change your your tax rate or your millage either. (31:50) Yeah, it just doesn't do what what it was promised. Right. The fact of the matter is, is you're still paying the same amount of taxes you were paying two or three years ago when this thing passed. But you're getting less bang for your buck. Right. (32:05) Because they're not actually allowed to use the tax dollars that you give them. So I would encourage everybody to get out there and vote today. But I will, as I said, enthusiastically be voting. Yes. Mm hmm. Across the ballot for Fort Walton city elections today. (32:23) No, there you go. And in Texas, a man admitted to setting as many as 20 to 30 fires around local businesses in West Houston simply because he said he was bored and he wanted to stay warm. (32:38) Mm hmm. Forty three year old Jody Kirby had been starting fire since December at several locations near West Oaks Mall. Authorities finally caught him when he allegedly used a lighter to ignite a tree limb at a partially vacant mall. (32:55) Well, well, that that'll that'll get you every time. Yep. Many place the burning branches on a staircase that blocked an emergency exit when a security guard confronted him. Police say Kirby even used a sweater to fan the flames. Now, prosecutors say he also set fires on multiple occasions at a nearby Westheimer strip mall, including one incident where cardboard boxes outside of the Academy store were set on fire. (33:23) He was arrested and given a seventy five thousand dollar bond. And if he's released, a judge ordered him to stay away from anything combustible. Do you wonder why? I wonder why that doesn't make any sense. (33:38) It seems it just seems wrong. Also up in Chattanooga, residents in a neighborhood in Chattanooga say at least six loose pigs are wandering the streets and yards. Well, yeah. Neighbors say the pigs have been roaming the area for more than two weeks, rooting through yards, knocking over trash and generally causing chaos while showing no signs of leaving. (34:00) Residents have reported the animals to local authorities, but so far the pigs remain on the loose, turning the quiet neighborhood into what some locals jokingly describe as pig posse. For now, the wandering hogs continue to roam the neighborhood, leaving homeowners dealing with the mess and wondering who the pigs belong to and how to get them out. (34:21) All right. So there's a couple of goofy stories for you. Yeah, sounds sounds sounds fun. How are you doing over there on the iPad? Yeah, I'm making it. You're making it. It's character building. Yeah, sure. Let's go with that. All right. Speedy morning show. 826 is the time. A quick break and a look at your forecast is next. (34:38) Right now, we are looking at partly sunny skies and 71 degrees with our daytime high of 78 peaking out this afternoon. Yesterday or not yesterday, but Sunday, Fort Walton Beach, PD had a had a busy day after a man is now facing several drug trafficking charges after being chased down by police on Sunday. (35:05) LeKendrick Ingram is charged with trafficking in fentanyl, trafficking, cocaine, trafficking, meth, possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, fleeing or attempting to allude law enforcement and resisting arrest without violence. According to police, an officer attempted a traffic stop on a black pickup on Holmes Boulevard. (35:26) Now the driver pulled into a driveway, but then drove through a yard and continue west on Holmes before turning south on Robinwood. The vehicle drove through the front yard of a residence on Robinwood Drive, damaging a cement mailbox. A short time later, the vehicle was located on Lila Place. (35:44) And when officers approached, the driver fled on foot. Now, officers observed the suspect identified as Ingram jumping a fence into the backyard of a residence on Lila Place. According to police, officers surrounded the area and located Ingram hiding in the backyard, taking him into custody without incident. (36:03) Near where the suspected fled, officers discovered a modified raid pesticide aerosol can that had been altered to create a hidden compartment inside the container. Officers located multiple plastic bags containing suspected narcotics. Now, during the investigation, according to police, officers seized approximately 54.1 grams of suspected cocaine, almost 57 grams of suspected methamphetamine. (36:28) So approximately seven point three grams of suspected fentanyl. Eleven oxycodone pills, along with just shy of six thousand dollars in cash. Ingram is currently being held in the Okaloosa County Jail without bond. So, yeah, that's a that's an impressive little rap sheet for one for one arrest. (36:48) He had the whole pharmacy. Yeah, yeah. He should have caught up with those kids this weekend. Oh, out there in Destin. Yeah, they had the liquor store. Uh huh. Man, they would have been they would have been in business. All right. We're getting out of here in about five minutes. (37:07) Play one more tune. Sure. Have you had a day? I've had a day in this in this three hours I have packed in a day. It's the BT morning show on one hundred point three KROCK. (37:23) Stay with us. One hundred point three KROCK, the classic rock station. It's the cult and fire woman on the classic rock station this morning as The B Team gets ready to get out of here for today. It's quitting time. (37:39) It's time to go vote. Yep. Fort Walton. Mary Esther Valpe. You all have elections today, but if you live in the city of Fort Walton Beach, strongly encourage you get out there and vote. And don't fall for don't fall for the lies that some people are putting out there. (37:58) I would strongly encourage you to vote yes across the ballot. There is a there is a contingency here in town that likes to put out propaganda. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. There's this this group that watches people. (38:14) They they tend to spin things in one direction. So anyway, like I said, if you like the services that you've got here in the city of Fort Walton Beach and you want them to stay the same, then I encourage you to vote yes today. (38:30) I hope everybody has a safe and enjoyable rest of your Tuesday. We are The B Team morning show. I want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We'll be back tomorrow to do this all over again on a help day Wednesday. (38:48) I'm Schuyler Black. 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