Jump Over Things Day: How Monday Morning Turned Into a Dingus-Filled, Mac-and-Cheese Revenge Saga

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. 100.3 KROCK, sultans of swing on a Monday morning. If you're stepping outside your front door to sit on the porch swing and have some coffee this morning, grab a blanket and a jacket because what you're expecting and what you're getting are two very different things. (00:19) Mostly cloudy skies, air temperature right now 59 outside, but it's a dry 59. We've got a north wind at 15 right now coming in. So it's feeling rather nippy out there compared to where we were here just about 24 to 48 hours ago. (00:36) A high of only 67 today and then tomorrow we'll get back to a little bit more spring-like weather, sunshine 77 for your Tuesday. How's everybody doing out there? I'm Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell. We'll be here in just a little bit. (00:52) The B Team Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And because Bobby's not here yet, I'm going to go ahead and jump into the first national holiday for us to talk about this morning as we always like to start out the show, the first hour with a preview and the big holidays to celebrate today. (01:15) And it's, well, very fitting for a Monday. It's called Jump Over Things Day because therapy is expensive and apparently we'd rather hurtle furniture than step over our own bad decisions. Jump Over Things Day is that annual civic experiment where grown adults decide gravity is a suggestion and household objects are personal insults. (01:38) You know, the rules are simple. Find a thing, jump over it, act like you meant to do that, and pretend your niece won't send you an invoice tomorrow. It's not about athleticism. It's about proving you still have a flicker of reckless optimism left in your body right next to the ibuprofen. (01:55) Now, stick around because once the jumping starts, the excuses get creative and the regret shows up early. And you know what? I'm going to take my own advice and I've got a pen sitting right next to me. Think I can jump over a pencil? Well, I'll let you know in about six minutes. (02:12) Here's the police on KROCK. The classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, Emerald Coast. I assume you're probably waking up, stepping outside, going, ooh, yeah, a little chilly. Kind of feels like a November morning, I should say. (02:30) It's just a drier chill, right? You know, seeing 50s in the morning in April is not uncommon. But seeing a dry 50 like that does feel a little bit strange. But normal seasonal weather will return to the Emerald Coast starting tomorrow, that full forecast coming up in just a little bit. (02:50) ELO, don't bring me down as we wrap up another long set of classic rock right here on 100.3 KROCK. I'm Schuyler Black. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. And like ELO, don't bring me down because on our national day calendar, we celebrate today, Monday, April 6, being National Fun Day. (03:11) Can you believe that? National Fun Day because apparently fun needs a government-issued holiday now, like joy was going to show up without a calendar reminder. And National Fun Day is the annual civic duty where everybody pretends joy is a switch you can flip, like porch lights and moral standards. (03:31) But the rules are simple. Do something fun, post-proof, and act surprised when it doesn't cure your burnout, your inbox, or your personality. Now, corporations will slap confetti on your problems. Your friends will invite you to activities that you really don't like. (03:47) And you'll smile anyway because nothing says freedom like scheduled fun. Don't worry. We're not here to fix it. Just here to watch what people call fun when they think they're being graded. So yeah, fake it till you make it. That's what Mondays are all about, right? (04:04) Hey, coming up in less than two weeks is the Gulfarium's Care on the Coast Turtle Fest event. It's going to be a day-long festival out at the Gulfarium. And it'll be an unforgettable evening where guests will enjoy endless entertainment, unlimited food and drinks, and fun activities for all ages. (04:25) Now, attendees will have the opportunity to meet and greet their favorite Gulfarium residents and make a real difference in the lives of endangered sea turtles. You can purchase your tickets for this event to benefit the turtle rescue and all of the programs out at the Gulfarium. (04:45) We've got the link to do so. Just go to thebteamshow.com, click on the Events tab, and you'll find the link right there. But yeah, Gulfarium's Turtle Fest Care on the Coast event is coming up next Saturday, April 18th. Now, that's not this coming weekend. (05:00) That's about 12 days from now. But yeah, get those tickets snagged up on Saturday, April 18th for Turtle Fest at the Gulfarium. Again, details on the Events tab at thebteamshow.com. It's 624. We'll take a break, a look at your marine forecast if you're heading out on the water. (05:18) It's coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. Scatter black, and look who walked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Dewrell. Well, again, rumors of my demise were forthcoming in their nature. (05:33) My question for you, were you a little surprised how nippy it was when you stepped outside the door? Yeah. Actually, I was. I was, too. And I didn't have enough time to go back in and throw on a pair of jeans. But I was like, ooh, well, that's not what I expected. (05:50) Yeah, I think everyone, I had the same reaction. I stepped outside and went, ooh, ooh, yeah. I'm hoping it warms up today. Well, only a high of 67 this afternoon. Yeah, well, we'll get there eventually, I guess. But it felt like a November morning, is what I thought. (06:06) Yeah, it really did. Yeah, no humidity out there. Nice, crisp, chilly. It did feel like a fall morning. But it's funny, I've noticed more and more over the last few years that we have days like that in April, May, even June. (06:23) I've noticed there's been a couple of June days where you're like, oh, hey. Yeah. Mother nature's still in control. Yep. But we'll get to that full forecast here in just a little bit. Plus, we've got some local events to talk about, like Wolfstock coming to Navarre this weekend, sponsored by Okaloosa Gas. (06:44) So more on that in just a little while. But today, on the National Day calendar, Bobby, I feel like this is a perfect one for you today. Yeah. Dingus Day. Yeah, yeah, the holiday where grown adults whack each other with pussy willows and call it culture. Yeah, yeah, I mean, because you know what Easter really needed was a hangover and HR paperwork. (07:04) Yes, that's exactly what we wanted to deal with this morning. Oh my god. Yeah, Dingus Day is, well, it's what happens when Polish folks look at Easter Monday and say, phew, then upgrade it into a roaming, slightly chaotic flirt festival where people get lightly whacked with pussy willow branches and, well, spritzed with water like misbehaving houseplants. (07:26) Yeah, it's old country. Sure, it's old country courtship dressed up as a public service announcement. Hydrate, socialize, and don't take yourself seriously unless you're trying to lose friends fast. See, in Buffalo, Cleveland, and anywhere with a decent pierogi pipeline, it turns into parades, polka, and, well, enough beer to make your ancestors start giving unsolicited opinions. (07:49) The whole thing is absurd on purpose, which really is the best kind of tradition if you think about it, because if you can't celebrate spring by getting bopped and splashed in the street, what are you even doing with your calendar? Yeah, what are you even doing? Bobby, I think you just learned why Easter Monday is a holiday in North Carolina. (08:09) Yeah, sure enough. We did not have Dingus Day, I will tell you that. It's just funny to say that. It really is. It really is. That one goes out to you, Pappy. Pappy wanted to make sure we knew it was Dingus Day. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh, man, I saw this. Y'all have to talk about this day. (08:27) Morning, Pappy. Hope you're listening. Oh, probably not. Probably not. He's probably still sleeping. Hit the rewind, unlike the LGB community. Yeah, Larry, Gary. And Barry. And Barry. Frickin' Barry. (08:43) All right, Fleetwood Mac and Whitesnake coming up. But first, Don Henley on 100.3k Rock. Good morning. Morning. Very fitting for a Monday morning. For a Monday morning? Yeah. Seems a little on the nose. (08:59) A little interesting how that worked out, huh? Not too peculiar? Yeah, I guess not. OK. It's a BT morning show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell as he refills his glass with a nice cold Coke Zero this morning. That's right. Need a little something to stay awake. (09:15) Mm-hmm. Yeah, it would be nice if they would sponsor us. Just saying. Coke? Yeah. Yeah. Brought to you in part by. Then you'd never have to buy another Coke. Man, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be nice? Hey, coming up on Sunday in Navarre is the third annual Wolfstock event. (09:36) Now, if y'all are familiar with dog days that the Fort Walton Chamber does down at the landing in the fall, this is what the Navarre Chamber does. And it's a very, very similar event, except they do it in the springtime. So. It's not dog days. No, this is called Wolfstock. (09:53) That's right. So last year, they had over 200 dogs and owners at this event. And it's free and open to the. Don't miss out on the opportunity to get the four-legged furry friends out there and have some fun Sunday afternoon from noon to four at Pickett's Art & Antiques. They've got a big grassy field area there on Highway 87 in Navarre where they are going to be hosting this event. And of course, I want to give a shout out to one of their sponsors for this event, Okaloosa Gas. (10:22) Gee, do we know those guys? We do. And I believe Miss Cindy Barry wants to stop by later this week and chat with us about it. Oh, sure. I'll send her a bill. Okay. Well, we can just hand it to her when she gets here. Yeah, I don't like it to be, I don't like it to feel personal. (10:39) Okay. That works, too. All right. Well, today on the National Day calendar, it wouldn't be appropriate to start a work week without New Beer's Eve. Oh, that's right. The one holiday where a fresh start means a different can. It's the same bad decisions and a hangover with ambition, though. (10:56) Just a different can. Just a different can. That's right. Oh, New Beer's Eve. Well, it's that sacred little speed bump on the calendar where grown-adults pretend they're resetting their relationship with alcohol by changing the date on the receipt. (11:12) See, it's the pregame to the pregame, right? A ceremonial cracking of the first can that somehow counts as tradition if you say it loud enough and post it fast enough. Now, people make resolutions they won't keep, toast to fresh starts they won't start, and swear this year will be different with the conviction of a man buying fireworks in a thunderstorm. (11:34) See, it's absurd on purpose, but that's kind of the point, because nothing says hope like celebrating tomorrow's bad decisions today. And talking about a new can, Busch Latte just came out with a couple new cans for 2026. (11:50) Yeah, well, it's New Beer's Eve. It should. They've got one collector's edition with a redfish on it, and another one collector's edition with Bass Pro Shop being featured on it. You know, how sad is it when you've got to do collector's editions of your cans? (12:07) They're cool, are they not? Sure. A beer is great, the cans are cool. Busch Latte, America's beer. Busch Latte, America's beer. Yeah, okay. Eh? I don't know. You need to grow some facial hair again, man. (12:23) You're freaking me out. Yeah, well, here's the deal on that. That was not supposed to happen. You said the same damn thing Taylor said to me Saturday morning. I got my clippers out, and I apparently haven't bought any new ones since before COVID, and I was trying to trim it up. (12:38) Well, the guard I put on apparently wiped everything out. She said, I don't like it. I said, well, I don't either, but it's not what I wanted to do. Damn. Can you imagine if I shaved all mine off? No, I've never seen that. (12:54) I've seen pictures. Never seen it in real life, though. My chin has not seen the light of day since 2001. Really? Yeah. You probably would get sunburn if you did that. (13:09) All right, it's 6.56. This is the B Team Morning Show. We're going to take a break, pay a couple bills. That wraps up your national days for today. We've got some stories to get to here in the 7 o'clock hour, so stay with us. Look at local news is next with Dan Diamond on 100.3 KROCK. (13:26) 38 Special on a Monday morning just after 7. How are you? Emerald Coast. We're the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell back after the Easter holiday weekend. Hope everybody had a very safe and happy Easter. (13:45) Weather on Saturday was great. Monday, a little bit rainy at times, but this morning, it's a little bit chilly when you step outside the door for the first time. Yeah, it's a bit nipply out there. (14:01) The air temperature right now is 58, but we've got a wind out of the north at 14 with dewpoints down to 44 right now. So it's rather dry, especially for April. (14:17) We'll check that full forecast here in just a little bit. Don't worry too much, because seasonal averages and seasonal conditions will return by tomorrow. Also, it was a nice, pleasant surprise waking up Easter morning yesterday and hearing the news that a U.S. service member that went missing after I ran down an F-15, I believe on Thursday or Friday, was successfully rescued over the weekend at a high-risk mission. (14:53) The operation, carried out by Navy SEAL Team 6, brought the stranded airmen to safety from deep within mountainous territory behind enemy lines. Now, according to the New York Times, the intense rescue effort took place over a 48-hour period following the downing of an F-15E Strike Eagle during ongoing military operations against Iran. (15:13) So, I'm glad that he has been located, and we found him still alive. Those guys are probably so well-trained to deal with situations like that, but it's one thing to be trained, and it's another thing to be put in that situation and actually have to deal with it. (15:34) Glad that he is going to be okay very soon. I think he did sustain some injuries, but at least he's back. Right. Exactly. Also, Donald Trump, President, signed an executive order over the weekend aimed at reining in what many see as chaos in modern college athletics. (15:57) The President's tired of the whole transfer portal thing. Yeah. When it comes to the transfer portal and player eligibility rules, this new executive order would limit athletes to essentially just one free transfer and cap their careers at about five years of eligibility, trying to bring structure back to a system that's become more like free agency. (16:18) Now, it also takes aim at the money side of college sports, cracking down on NIL deals and outside collectives that funnel cash to players, which the administration says has made things unstable and unfair. There's a big stick behind it, too. (16:35) Schools that don't follow the new guidelines could risk losing federal funding, putting pressures on universities to comply. Now, supporters say the move could restore balance and protect smaller sports programs. Critics argue it could limit athlete freedom and spark legal battles since courts have already expanded players' rights in recent years. (16:56) So, I know the transfer portal and NIL discussion is a hot button issue to you, Bobby. Yeah. I'm not a fan. Not a fan? Not a fan. (17:11) I think we've essentially killed college football, but whatever. Yeah, I think you and the President agree on that one. I don't think they need to be paid. I think they get a free education and that's payment enough. (17:26) But whatever. Yeah. Like I said, the President agrees with you. You and the Donald are on the same page here. Alright, we'll check your forecast in just a little bit. Of course, later on this hour, ask Uncle Bobby. (17:42) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, the B Team Morning Show is on the air on 100.3 KROCK. Journey and Lights on a Monday morning. The B Team Morning Show is on the air. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (18:00) I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. We're hoping and wishing everybody had a fantastic, happy Easter weekend. I mean, maybe you are. I don't care about them that much. Whatever. Okay, well, I'll care enough for both of us. How's that, Bobby? (18:15) Sure, you go with that. Okay. Yeah. Try hard. Yeah. Fifty-eight degrees outside right now, but it sure doesn't feel like fifty-eight. We'll check your forecast in just a few short moments. This is a wild story out of the state of Missouri. (18:35) A Missouri man ripped off a woman's tattoo and the surrounding skin on her neck. This weekend, after finding out, she made a box of macaroni and cheese that belonged to him. (18:50) Well, there you go. I mean... Sure, that seems rational. Police were called to the house by a third party, and when they arrived, the woman had a three-inch laceration on her neck and dried blood on her chest. (19:06) Now, the officer said the woman was alert when they arrived and said she was not moving her neck. She told them she made dinner for the suspect and someone else, but he got mad after finding out she cooked a box of his mac and cheese. (19:22) Well, I mean, what else do you expect? Yeah, the woman said he immediately began playing on his tablet after attacking her. Because that seems normal. He was arrested and has been charged with assault, causing serious physical injury. (19:41) I want to read in more into this story and figure out, oh, this came out of Rolla. Yeah, that didn't surprise me. That's the Ozarks. Yeah. That's the Ozarks. Yeah, I was going to say, he looks like he belonged to the Langmores. (19:58) You know, uh... Ruth's family from Ozark. Yeah. I see where you're going. Anyway, that's a guy's nuts. All right. We're 20 minutes away or so from Ask Uncle Bobby this morning. So we'll have to take a look at the inbox, see what we got there. (20:17) And of course, more stories as we move through the second half of the seven o'clock hour and into eight o'clock this morning. But if you have not stepped outside yet this morning, you might want to grab a windbreaker or a little bit of a jacket. (20:32) Yeah, something. Yeah, it's a bit chilly. Bobby and I are wearing the short sleeves and shorts this morning. Yeah, that we thought should be appropriate. And well, we're here to tell you. Maybe not today. Right. Not today. All right. It's 724. A quick break. Tom Petty, Slaughter, the Doobies and more on the way. Just a few on 100.3 KROCK. (20:55) Monday morning, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. 736 is the time. And of course, at about 15 minutes, we'll check local news with Dan Diamond. Plus, we're not too far away from getting that first piece of advice from Uncle Bobby for the week. (21:13) It's it's it's coming around the mountain. It sure is. Wasn't that wasn't that a song kids sing? Yeah, something like that. Coming around the mountain, which you can't. Wayne, she comes. Well, a sad story out of Fort Walton this weekend, leading into leading into Easter was a single mother of five, Ashley Strickland. (21:32) Yeah, finds herself rebuilding her life after a Saturday night fire destroyed her family's home. Now, while she was out delivering food to support her family with all five of her children accompanying her, she received a call from the Fort Walton Beach Fire Department informing her that her house was on fire. When she returned, she found the home engulfed in flames, which firefighters later determined to be a total loss. (21:59) Now, Ashley and her children have been receiving some help from the American Red Cross, and they've provided temporary shelter for the family in a local hotel. But yeah, I can't imagine what that what that must be like right now. (22:18) There is a GoFundMe page where you can help support Ashley and her family as they try to piece things back together. And we're going to have that GoFundMe on on a link on our website. Just go to the bteamshow.com, click on the show notes tab. And under under today's show notes, you'll find you'll find the story and the link to to help support. (22:39) But it's just a just an awful, awful thing. Very sad. That is really sad. So thoughts and prayers going out to that family. And hopefully we can we can rally, you know, as a community, we do a pretty good job about rallying and coming together, just like we did a few months ago with the whole Trey Dupree situation and in his medical injuries and dealing with all that down in Mexico. (23:06) So let's let's try to come together for the the Strickland family as well. Again, we've got all the all the details and links on the show notes tab that will be posted here at eight a.m. on the bteamshow.com. All right. Less than 10 minutes away from asking Uncle Bobby for advice right now. Slaughter up all night, sleep all day. It's the life of The B Team. One hundred point three KROCK. Be your blue collar man working on this Monday morning. That's right. (23:38) It's The B Team morning show on one hundred point three KROCK, the classic rock station, Schuyler Blank and Bobby Dewrell. Seven forty seven is the time and the music in the background means one thing and one thing only. It's time for your daily advice. That's right. Ask Uncle Bobby. (23:57) All stitched together by our friends at by Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Spring is here and that's where everybody starts new projects, new events and what new teams. And then suddenly someone realizes they should have ordered shirts. Tomcat's got you covered. Go find him. (24:15) Corner of Beale and Racetrack next to Sport Clips at Wright Plaza, Fort Walton Beach. All right, Uncle Bobby, today you get a question in from the Doom Scroll Task Wrangler. Wow. They write in. You got to start naming these guys differently. (24:31) Well, they're just mouthful names. The Doom Scroll Task Wrangler. Yeah, that just rolls off the tongue. Really does, doesn't it? No, it doesn't kind of scrolls off the tongue. Oh, my God. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby, they write in saying I keep a to do list, but every day it gets longer and I feel like I can never catch up. I'm overwhelmed, but I still want to get things under control. So what should I do? (25:00) Well, first of all, congratulations on creating a self-replicating document. Yeah. You didn't make it to do list. You summoned a Hydra with a pen. Yeah. You cut off one task, two more sprout out and suddenly you're bargaining with your calendar like it owes you money. Yeah. (25:18) So here's the part nobody tells you because they're addicted to pretending productivity is a personality. Look, the untouched list is potential. It's proof your life is rich, chaotic, not ruled by little check boxes like some beige office drone. You got to treat it like a museum exhibit titled future me will handle it. Yeah. See, stop calling it a to do list and start calling it a trophy wall. See, every unfinished task is a badge that says you refuse to be bullied by the tyranny of errands. You know, when someone asks if you, if you got it all done, you, you don't explain, you smile like a person who has transcended the mortal plane and say, you are curating priorities. See, now we get tactical because I'm, I'm generous like that. (26:12) See, see, you pick one tiny meaningless item and you do it purely for the symbolism, like planning a flag on a useless hill. See, then immediately you add three new tasks beneath it, just to remind the beast who is really feeding whom. See, and the real liberation in this, you got to make procrastination your brand of defiance. See, you scheduled time to not do things, you know, like it's a, like it's a premium service you offer yourself because really it is. See, your list does not own you. It is your myth, your monster, your personal legend and you, you're the only one allowed to decide when the story moves forward. (27:01) Planning a flag on a useless hill is an absolute B team thing. That's what we do. We did it. We did it. All right. If you've got a question for uncle Bobby tomorrow, well, send them in Bobby at new bob.com. We do this every morning around seven 45 and it's all stitched together. (27:24) The ish is important emphasis on the ish. Yeah. Don't don't use the clock on your phone. If you use your son dial and you know, it'll be sometime in this quarter hour, but it's ask uncle Bobby weekday mornings right here on The B Team morning show all stitched together by Tomcat custom apparel where the apparel is custom. It's custom. Yeah. How cool? Seven 51 is the time Dan diamond has local news coming up next. Your Omni doesn't seem like a very gender inclusive song. No, it really isn't. If you think about it, uh huh. Motley crew, Motley crew, girls, girls, girls on a Monday morning. It's The B Team morning show 58 degrees and overcast skies in Fort Walton beach this morning with the North wind at 13. It doesn't feel like 58 at all. Yeah. You'll be lucky to make it feel like 50 right now. We'll see a high today of 67 degrees, a 30% chance of showers are possible before 1 PM today. Uh, and then tomorrow sunshine returns and highs back in the mid seventies. But those, uh, those North winds are going to continue tomorrow. So it may really feel, uh, be about Wednesday before we start to feel a little bit warmer air flow into the area. Well, uh, Bobby it's, it's crazy. The amount of fraud they are finding in California, the top federal prosecutor in LA says fraud is so widespread in California, they can't keep up with it. Now he pointed to things like healthcare scams, especially hospice fraud, where people are billing the government for services that aren't legit. (29:13) Some of these operations are so large and organized, they're hard to track down and shut down. Now his main point is even if the justice department hired more prosecutors, it still wouldn't be enough because there's just that much fraud happening. Officials say the problem has grown into a massive system. Some businesses are basically set up just to scam government programs. So, I mean, that's, isn't that reassuring? Well, yeah, there you go. To know how your tax dollars are being spent. It just makes you feel, feel so good, doesn't it? Uh huh. (29:47) Yeah. Two months ago, we were talking all about three months ago, talking all about, uh, Minnesota. And now we're talking about the Californians. Yeah. Not surprised. Take a look at how they vote. Clowns. Knuckleheads. That's what I'm saying. Knuckleheads? That's a nice way to say what you really want to say. (30:09) Yeah. Hey folks, it's the last week to adopt a dispatcher and help honor them next week for National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week. Now Bobby and I have done this in recent years. It's a lot of fun to get the chance to shower local dispatchers in gifts and presents every single day all week long. (30:28) And it starts this coming Sunday, April 12th and goes through Saturday the 18th. Now if you'd like to adopt a dispatcher this year and shower them in gifts all week long, it's not too late, but you better get on it. (30:43) We've got the details and the contact info for you on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Also coming up here in less than three weeks is the Eliza Jackson Preparatory School's 25th anniversary open house. (31:00) Yeah, they're going to have some great guys out there for the remote. They are. They are. It might even be the two of us. Yeah, well, you know, that's why I said they were great. Oh, okay. Yeah, we'll be out there at Eliza Jackson, corner of the hospital and Lewis Turner here in Fort Walton Beach on Saturday, April 25th from 11 till 1. (31:20) Stomp on out. It's going to be an open house. Check out the school, meet some of the staff, some of the students, and I'm sure there'll be a fair share of alum there, too. So we've got more details on that at thebteamshow.com. (31:35) Just click on the events tab. And I think this morning we're actually going to chat with some of the kids and some of the staff as well. Yeah, yeah, we'll be on site this morning. That'll be fun. So who's doing the interview, you or me? You. It's awkward for me to do it as first gentleman. (31:53) As the first gentleman, that's right. He is. Did you get your badge yet? Not yet, but we're working on that. Okay. Well, you can use that title when that happens. It's like having business cards. (32:08) That's right. That's right. I'm going to get some stationery, too. KROCK, the classic rock station. Hope everybody's off to a good start this Monday morning. I know Bobby is. Yeah. Oh, yes. (32:24) Jack wagon. Just taking a look at his little coffee mug in here. Yeah, it's got all the stickers on it. Yeah, it's got some nice Crew of Bowlegs LXX70 stickers on it. Yeah. Let's go with that. (32:40) Mm-hmm. It's all decked out. Yep. Crooked sideways. Yep. You've been tagged. Twice. Twice. On the same cup. Yeah, on the same cup. (32:56) By the same couple. This is the first time you're telling me this story. Well, drunk Schuyler should probably remember it. If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. Yeah, right. Tonight is the NCAA College Basketball National Championship game. (33:14) On the men's side, it'll be Michigan and UConn. Wolverines routed Arizona 91-73, and UConn locked down defensively to beat Illinois 71-62 on Saturday. Yesterday was the women's championship game, and, wow, South Carolina got absolutely blitzed by UCLA by almost 30. (33:36) Well, and Auburn's in the national championship, too. Well, the NIT. Hey, national championship is national championship. Woo. (33:55) Yeah, that's like, is that like an NAIA championship? I don't know. Championship's a championship. That's true. That's true. It's a trophy. Yeah. It's all about the hardware, Bobby. (34:10) All right, final half hour of the show is coming up here in just a little bit. What are we going to do to make this last half hour work? You don't know? You ain't got no ideas? Nope. This was a disturbing story. (34:26) A toddler managed to crawl under a fence and reach into a zoo's wolf enclosure, where one of the wolves actually grabbed the child's hand with its mouth. Now, officials up in Hershey Park, I'm sure that's in Pennsylvania, right? Yeah. (34:41) Or gave it away. Hershey Park. They say it was not an attack, but the animal's natural curious behavior. Now, here's the disturbing part. The child's parents are reportedly sitting nearby, but on their phones. (34:56) They didn't realize what was happening until people started yelling, and bystanders rushed in and pulled the toddler away. The good news is the child suffered only minor injuries, but the incident still led to serious consequences. Authorities charged the parents with child endangerment. (35:13) Yep. Yeah. I'm glad somebody's holding them responsible. But anyway, scary. All right, we'll take a break. Final half hour of the show coming up on this Monday morning, day after Easter. (35:29) I think Bobby's still got a little ham hangover this morning. Yeah. Well, Kathy bought a 17-pound ham. Good Lord. But we didn't have that much. You ready for ham sandwiches all week? (35:44) Man, I'm probably ham sandwiches the rest of the month. How about ham and potato soup? Yeah, I'd probably make some of that. I mean, you know, although the carbs in it are not exactly where I should be. It is chilly enough today to have some ham and potato soup. (36:03) Oh, I didn't mean for you to eat. I meant just for you to fix it. Fix it and bring it in? Yeah. That sounds about right. It's 827. Weather is next. 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. 846 is the time on a chilly Monday morning. (36:23) I feel like we're talking about, like, December or January. No, it's April. It just doesn't feel like it this morning. We'll get closer to seasonal averages tomorrow, and then by Wednesday you'll be saying, Yeah, Florida's here. (36:39) Florida returned home. Coming up on Saturday, May 9th, I know it's still just a month out, but there is a lot of fun that is scheduled on Saturday, May 9th. The second annual Boats and Crawfish Boil event at Marine Max will be happening from 11 until 3. (36:57) They're going to have over 500 pounds of crawfish, and they'll be showing off some of the latest and greatest and greedy white boats and other awesome lines they carry there, too. Boat, boat, boat, boat. I can't do it. (37:13) No, it's a longer O. Boat. Boat. Boat. There you go. There you go. So that's coming up on May 9th, a Saturday from 11 until 3. We invite you to come out for that. 500 pounds of crawfish. Mm-hmm. (37:28) Mm-hmm. And then after you visit that event, we're going to take a little drive up 85 to Crestview for the America 250 Grand Parade and Celebration up there in downtown Crestview. Now, the P-Raid starts that evening. (37:48) It's going to be a lot of fun. There's going to be vendors. There's going to be food trucks. There's going to be all sorts of live music and guest speakers and, of course, the Grand Parade. We've got details on that at thebteamshow.com. In fact, both of those events are listed on the Events tab at thebteamshow.com. (38:07) So get over there and check it out. We're looking forward to that Saturday because, yeah, it's going to be a busy one, but it's going to be a fun one too. One last tune before we get out of here in two minutes. (38:24) CCR on KROCK. Fortunate sun on a Monday morning, and we are out of time. That's not quite so fortunate. We want to stay and have fun, but we'll do it again tomorrow. Don't worry, Bobby. Don't lose any sleep. (38:39) Okay. Okay. All right. We are the B Team Morning Show. Thank you all for dialing in and spending your Monday with us. We'll see you back here tomorrow, Tuesday style. I want to thank our sponsors, including Okaloosa Gas, Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (38:57) We'll do it again. We're looking forward to it. But I'm also looking forward to quitting time, which is right about now. Yeah. Bobby, why don't you do your best and get us out? Bye. The way you normally do. Hey, folks. (39:12) Thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in right here on this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's come that time of day, we've got to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. (39:29) Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.