Jelly-Filled Donut Day: When Your Breakfast Ambushes Your Shirt Like It Just Got a Warrant

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good Monday morning, everybody. How you doing? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell coming back after the weekend. (00:15) And right now it's 610 on your Monday morning. We're at 70 degrees right here in South Okaloosa County. Fair skies. But up to the north, Crestview, Milton, Funiac, they're talking about less than a quarter mile of visibility this morning. (00:33) So as you make those morning commutes from North Okaloosa County or north of I-10, just give yourself a little extra distance between you and your fellow vehicles out there because, yeah, visibility is not too good. Hopefully that fog will burn off here, though, in the next couple of hours. (00:49) We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And, Bobby, happy Monday to you. Yeah, happy Monday. (01:04) Hey, I saw they were working on a little stretch at 85 this morning. Where at? Right there at the Chalamar Bridge. Cool. Just if you're southbound on the side, they should be pulling up here pretty soon. But southbound going on Chalamar Bridge, two lanes are closed. (01:22) Oh, okay. So just one southbound lane was open when you drove in this morning. Well, all lanes should be open here, I would imagine, by 7 o'clock, right? Yeah, I can't remember if they said it was 6 or 7, but, yeah. Well, today on the National Day calendar, the first thing we want to talk about is breakfast. (01:41) Yeah. Because it's jelly-filled donut day. No, this is the holiday where your breakfast lies to your face and then ambushes your shirt like it just got a warrant. Okay. All right. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I do. I got some on me yesterday. (01:57) Jelly-filled donut day is that proud little speed bump on the calendar where we all pretend fried dough with fruit goo is a cultural institution instead of a sugar delivery system wearing a tuxedo. Yeah. Okay. And you don't celebrate it so much as you submit to it, right? (02:12) Powdered sugar on your shirt, jelly on your dignity, and, well, coffee strong enough to restart your personality. Look, it's a holiday built on optimism and poor hand-eye coordination where the first bite is pure joy and the second bite is a crime scene. So stick around because this is just the warm-up before we start asking the hard questions, like why we only get one day for this and 364 for regret. (02:38) So what kind of jelly-filled donut do you like, then? You know, I was always a Bavarian cream guy. Okay. That's what I liked. I don't like the white icing. I wasn't fond of any of the jellies out there, but I did like Bavarian cream. (02:54) He likes himself some banana pudding inside his donut. That's right. That's right. All right. It's Monday morning. We're trying to get with it. We'll get there, though. Stay with us, folks. Have some faith in us. We always pull through. (03:11) I think. Bob Seger now on KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Ram Jam, Black Betty on a Monday morning. We've got sunshine here in south Okaloosa County, but to the north along the I-10 corridor, Crestview, Milton, Diffuniac. (03:33) Yeah, we're talking about less than a quarter mile of visibility. So if you are traveling I-10 this morning on your commute or coming down 85 or 285, give yourself a little extra distance between you and your fellow vehicles out there as visibility continues to be a struggle. (03:50) But sunshine should burn that off here in the next couple of hours. Right now, 70 degrees outside. A high today, Bobby, of 90. Yeah. And it's going to stay in the low 90s pretty much all week long for our daytime highs. (04:06) We'll check that full forecast here in just a little bit. Friday morning we had the opportunity to go out and do the show on location from First Friday Coffee. That was a lot of fun. If we saw you out there Friday, well, thanks for coming up and saying hi. (04:21) And if you were there and you didn't come say hi, then screw you. We don't like you either. I was just going to see if I could get Bobby to say it in a non-FCC compliant way on the air. He's awake enough to know not to do that. (04:38) That's right. Hey, $50,000 is a motivator. Money talks and Bobby walks. That's right. All right. Well, today on the National Day calendar, we've got another one to talk about. Yeah. If a bad word would have slipped there, we probably would have said oopsie daisy because it's oopsie daisy day. (04:58) Oh, yeah, the official holiday for people who fall down. Yeah, I feel like that one was made for me. Yeah, it does sound like a Ewan Taylor day. It does. Oopsie daisy day is that yearly reminder that the world's on fire, your inbox is multiplying like rabbits, and you're still expected to pop up with a smile like a toaster that hates you. (05:20) Yeah. Look, it's a get up and going holiday, which is adorable because most of us are running on caffeine, spite, and whatever good intentions we've forgotten last week's laundry. Look, the whole point is to reset the mood, shake off the sulk, start fresh, be perky on purpose, you know, like you can just yank the cord and reboot your soul. (05:43) So, yeah, it's absurd. That's why it works because sometimes the only way to beat a bad day is to stand up and dare to try it again. So that means it's oopsie daisy day. That's right. All right. (05:58) Well, we're going to take a little oopsie daisy that we call the commercial break. That was a terrible segue. It was. I'm still out there. Yeah, but you're not. I'm trying. I'm really trying. Just give me an A for effort this morning. Okay. The oopsie daisy. Well, that song was played by request from Bobby Dewrell this morning. (06:18) Maybe not, but I figured it might help him get in a better mood if I did play it. Yeah, no, it's a good song. I don't know why I enjoy that song so much, but I do. America, a horse with no name on The B Team morning show. A show with, yeah, no smartness. (06:38) Was that well said? No. Good. Mission accomplished. I won. It's a B team morning show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (06:53) I cannot believe we are already in the eighth day of June. I guess you need to get your believer fixed because we're here. I know. Every time I say that, he goes, well, you better get your believer fixed. That's what my parents told me in third grade about the tooth fairy. (07:10) Yeah. Uh-huh. Guess what? They were right. The money kept coming. All right. Well, today on the National Day calendar, Bobby, we have to take a look at this one. I want to figure out who you're talking about here because it's Best Friends Day. (07:28) Yeah, it's because we need a holiday to remind grown adults to text the one person who tolerates their crap. I noticed you didn't text me today. No, Best Friends Day is that little calendar speed bump where society pretends friendship is a hallmark contract given you annually with a text and a blurry photo from 2017. (07:48) Look, you're supposed to celebrate the one person who sees you at your worst and still answers the phone either out of love or habit or blackmail grade mutual secrets. Look, it's a soft focus holiday for hardheaded people. (08:03) A reminder that your found family is mostly just whoever tolerated you long enough to become legally unshakable. So call your best friend, say something nice, and don't overdo it because nothing ruins a friendship faster than sincerity with follow-up questions. (08:20) Bobby, if you can't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my other worst. Whatever. It's the B Team Morning Show on a Monday, 40 minutes after 6 o'clock. (08:36) Beautiful sunshine in South Okaloosa County. I-10 Lookout, low visibility this morning. Here's Journey. 100.3, KROCK, the classic rock station. The Doors, hello. (08:51) I love you on a Monday morning, which is so perfect because as you mentioned in the last break, it's Best Friends Day, so yeah. Notice you've never told me. Never told you what? You love me. (09:06) Oh, yeah. Just such a nonchalant response. Yeah, that's true. Sunshine here in Destin, Fort Walton Beach this morning. Beautiful sunshine, 70 degrees, a high today of 90. (09:21) We'll check your forecast in just a bit. By the way, Friday night, the Patriotic Drone Show for America 250 is happening out at the, what's the fancy name of the fairgrounds now? Rigdon Center? Whatever. But we all know where the fairgrounds is out there on Lewis-Turner. (09:38) That is the place to be Friday night. The Patriotic Drone Show is free and open to the public. Showtime starts at 8.45 p.m., and the field behind the fairgrounds buildings will open for parking and tailgating around 7. (09:53) So get out there and get your spot. Bring your lawn chairs. Do whatever you've got to do. Bobby and I will be out there broadcasting. That's right. You might even find some B Team swag out there. We said that this last Friday. Well, you know what? The stuff that didn't make it in time for Friday is now made. (10:11) It's early for this Friday. It's true. So we'll talk more about that event, but we've got it posted for you on the Events tab at our website, thebteamshow.com. Well, today, Bobby, on the National Day Calendar, the last one you wanted to talk about is the fact that it's Name Your Poison Day. (10:30) Oh, that's right. It's a holiday for adults who can't say, I need a break without adding a lime wedge and a bad decision. Is that all it takes? Yeah, yeah. Cat, Nicole, you know who I'm talking about. The feral folks? (10:45) Yeah, not to call anybody out. Sabrina. Name Your Poison Day is that precious little calendar excuse where we pretend self-care comes in a glass, a mug, or something that smells like regret and antiseptic. (11:00) Look, the whole idea is simple. You've got to pick your vice, call it a tradition, and act like you're doing anthropology instead of dodging your inbox and your feelings. You know, it's not about getting wrecked, officially. I mean, it's about honesty, because nothing reveals character like what you reach for when the day's been chewing on you. (11:23) So name it, own it, and pace yourself, because tomorrow's still coming, and it doesn't care what you are celebrating. Got it. Name Your Poison Day. There you have it. All right, it's 6.52. The B Team Morning Show is already wrapped up with the first hour. (11:41) We're flying by already. That's going so quick. Are you tired? A little bit. Yeah, it's Monday. It's Monday. Bear with us, folks. We've got some stories to get to here at the top of the hour. Pink Floyd coming up next on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 KROCK. (12:00) Woman from Tokyo, Deep Purple on 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. We're already into the second Monday of June. I know, I know. We are just three weeks out from the 4th of July. (12:15) Remember, the 4th of July falling on a Saturday this year. So federally, the holiday will be recognized as far back as June. So, another three-day weekend will be coming up here in just a few short weeks. (12:30) We're at 71 degrees and nice, nice skies here in South Okaloosa County. But to the north, if you're along the I-10 corridor, Crestview, you're going to see a little bit of snow. It's going to be a little bit of snow. (12:46) It's going to be a little bit of snow. But to the north, if you're along the I-10 corridor, Crestview, Defuniac, Milton, look out, low visibility up there. Give yourself some extra distance between you and some of the other vehicles on the road until that fog burns off later this morning. (13:05) Also, other traffic concerns is that Perry Avenue Southeast is closing northbound on the weekends through Labor Day in downtown Fort Walton Beach. Now, that is the stretch of road, basically from Brooke Street to 98, right there by the Ballet Academy and Caddy's Corner and the Buccaneer Gift Shop. (13:29) That is not going to be able to be accessed going north through Labor Day weekend, and it'll be closed on the weekends, Saturdays and Sundays through Labor Day. (13:46) Did absolutely nothing. Didn't help at all? Nope. No? No, it was funny. People were commenting Saturday morning that traffic was already backed up Hollywood. Yeah. I saw that Sam and Deb were not real thrilled with that. (14:01) Yeah. I mean, okay, you close that part down. Now, all they're going to do is go up to cut through the public parking there by Woodfoot or go on up Brooks. I know. (14:16) You're funneling more cars down to just two different exits, either out through the public parking lot right there where you said Woodfoot and the boardroom are or go down to the end of Brooks and catch the light there. (14:31) But anyway, if you live downtown along Brooks, heads up, that is going to be a thing. The next several months is that Perry closed from 98 to Brooks Street if you are heading northbound. (14:46) So you'll not be able to get on the bridge or go north on Perry past Beach Lickers and Publix until after Labor Day. All right. We've got lots to get to from the weekend. We'll talk about some stories both locally and on the national scale as well. (15:05) Also preview the upcoming Patriotic Drone Show that is happening out at the Rigdon Center, the former Northwest Florida Fairgrounds, on Friday night. Bobby and I will be out there broadcasting live Friday evening starting at 7 o'clock. Of course, we've got all the details for you at the bteamshow.com. (15:24) But we'll talk more about that at length here in just a bit. The 18 Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Any stories on your radar this morning? (15:39) No, not really. Not really. I don't have anything out there. Oh, come on, Bobby. I'll try. Okay. I'll try harder. Thank you. I need people to do some stupid stuff. Come on. Act like a Florida man. (15:54) That's right. Give us something to talk about. Give me something. The sky is burning. I believe my soul's on fire. You are. (16:09) I'm learning. 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. It's Monday. Yes, it is. I need a nap. (16:25) I think we should just wrap up the show right now. Hey, folks. Thanks for listening to the 18 Morning Show, your leading alternative quality program. Oh. Oh. Well, what about we didn't do Uncle Bobby Friday, either. I know. Yeah. (16:40) And we apologize about that. We're going to try to figure that out a little better moving forward. Yeah. Yeah, how we do it from the remote location. I think there's a way to do it. We just got to figure it out. We got to figure it out. But we will work on that. (16:55) We do have Ask Uncle Bobby coming up here in about 20 minutes. Those of you that didn't listen Friday morning, Bobby and I were out for our maiden voyage on location with First Friday Coffee in the Fort Walton Beach Chamber of Commerce. Shout out to Frank and Karen Bennett with Lone Depot and Ted Corcoran with the Chamber for having us out. (17:15) I think we're going to continue. Yeah. Looking forward to the July event. And if you're not part of the Fort Walton Chamber, get a hold of Rochelle over there. She'll get you hooked up. (17:31) By the way, I'm not sure if the Chamber's First Friday Coffee is going to be with the way the fourth falls this year and the fact that we're recognizing the paid holiday on Friday the third. Yeah, maybe the second Friday. It might be the second Friday. (17:48) So then do we have to change the name of the event to Second Friday Coffee? No, we're still probably going to call it First Friday Coffee. We'll just try to make it as confusing as we can, right? Yeah. It's the First Friday Coffee on the second Friday. It's like the 24th June celebration that's on the 27th. Oh, the one up in Floralla? (18:04) Yeah. Yeah. Hey, that's something we need to get on the calendar at thebteamshow.com. Yeah, I have to see Chief, if you're listening, send something down to get Chief AJ to send us some information on it. Chief AJ. Yeah. (18:19) It's a fun event up there in Floralla, the final Saturday of June, right? Mm-hmm. It's always the final Saturday. It's always the last Saturday in June, yep. You know, it is hotter than hell. Yeah, it's a skosh warm. But it's going to rain at 2 o'clock. Every day or every year? (18:34) Every, somewhere between 2 and 4 it's going to rain. And we're not just talking about sprinkles. No, it's going to rain. It's that crispy line. But it's a ton of fun. The oldest standing Masonic celebration in the country, you said? (18:52) Mm-hmm. Longest running, yeah. That is crazy. Longest continuously operating, yeah. Yeah, it's a great event. We're going to try to get that posted on our website at thebteamshow.com. We're going to get some details for you, give you an outline of what the day looks like. (19:07) But just a few examples. They always have a car show, right? Mm-hmm. They do a car show. It works over Lake Jackson at dusk. Of course, a really fun parade. Vendors all around Lake Jackson. (19:23) Food vendors and dry. Home goods vendors. Plus, there's something else I'm missing. It involves water and hoses. Yeah, that's right, the annual water battle, which is a ton of fun. (19:40) We're going to get the details posted for you very soon. But the details we've got for you right now at thebteamshow.com include the upcoming Patriotic America 250 drone show this Friday. Mm-hmm. Bobby and I will be out at the Rigdon Center, formerly known as the Northwest Florida Field. (19:59) Broadcasting live starting at 7 p.m. We'll be out there talking with folks. I believe a couple local dignitaries are supposed to be coming up and chatting with us. It should be a lot of fun. And of course the drone show is scheduled to start at 8.45. (20:18) But the field for parking and tailgating will open at 7, so get there early. Because there's going to be a ton of people. And you'll want to get yourself a good spot. Bring the lawn chairs, whatever you want to eat or drink, and have yourself a good old time. But that starts at 7 p.m. with the parking being available. (20:36) Showtime is set for 8.45. And right here on 100.3 KROCK at 8.45, during the duration of the drone show, we're going to air some patriotic music to go along with the show. So it should be kind of fun. (20:52) We've got the details for you, though, on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Monday morning, a quick break. Music from Van Halen, Fleetwood Mac, and your daily advice from Uncle Bobby. Ask Uncle Bobby, all coming up in the next half hour on 100.3 KROCK. (21:11) 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Monday morning. It's a nice morning out there, 71 degrees here in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. Humidity is high with high temp this afternoon, climbing up to 90. (21:30) And, Bobby, we're going to stay in the low 90s all week long. So welcome to summer in Florida. A full look at your forecast coming up in just a bit. Plus, Dan Diamond's got local news and advice from the one, the only Uncle Bobby. (21:47) Oh, yeah? In about 10 minutes. That's what I hear. We'll talk about an unwanted house guest. A woman in Australia got the surprise of a lifetime when she discovered more than 100 exotic Madagascar hissing cockroaches living inside her home. (22:05) Oh, well, it's time to move. Yep. The operation marked the largest seizure of illegal exotic invertebrates in the nation's history. The insects had apparently escaped from a nearby breeding operation and multiplied over time, turning the property into a cockroach colony. (22:24) Now, despite their creepy reputation, these aren't your typical household roaches. Madagascar hissing cockroaches can grow several inches long. They don't fly and make a distinctive hissing sound by forcing air through tiny breathing holes in their bodies. (22:40) They're often kept as pets or used in classrooms because they're relatively harmless. But still, finding dozens upon dozens of giant hissing cockroaches roaming around your house is enough to make anybody's skin crawl. (22:56) And pest experts were eventually called in to remove the insects and help the homeowner reclaim her roach-free residence. These roaches were valued at $140,000 U.S. dollars. (23:12) Oof. So, those are some expensive pests right there. I don't know why anyone would want roaches. But, yeah, if there's over 100, those things were going for well over a grand apiece. Damn. Yeah, damn is right. (23:28) All right, stick tight. We're just about five minutes away from asking Uncle Bobby for advice this morning, plus Dan Diamond's local news coming up in just a little bit. Right now, music from Whitesnake, slow and easy. (23:44) Kind of how we're moving on this Monday morning. It's the BT Morning Show on KROCK. There's Whitesnake, slow and easy on a Monday morning. (24:15) It's 746. How's everybody doing? Schuyler Black and Bobby Duerr, all the BT Morning Show is on the air. A high today of 90. We'll check your forecast and local news here in just a moment. But, I know you all missed this music on Friday morning when Bobby and I were on remote location from First Friday Coffee. (24:38) Because you didn't get your daily advice heading into the weekend. That's right. And we're back this morning. It's time for your daily advice, Ask Uncle Bobby, all stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. byTomCat Custom Apparel, reminding you that it's time for family reunions, beach trips, and softball. (24:57) If you think about it, summer's just matching season with humidity. Yeah, kind of is. You're right. Well, today, Uncle Bobby, your question comes in from the Panicked Ring Wrangler. And they write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I'm getting married in a few days. (25:17) And I suddenly feel overwhelmed with dread and doubt. I cannot tell if this is normal anxiety or a sign I should call off the wedding. What should I do? Well, first of all, look, you're not having jitters, okay? (25:33) You're having your instincts kick down the door like they pay rent there, alright? Look, people call it nerves because admitting you might be making a catastrophic lifelong decision feels like it's too honest for polite society. See, the wedding is not a ceremony. It's a battlefield with floral arrangements. (25:49) Everybody wants you to march down that aisle like a well-trained soldier and smile for the cameras while your brain is screaming, Abort Mission! And if your gut is doing laps at midnight, this is not an omen. This is your internal alarm system testing its volume, okay? (26:05) So, look, here's what you gotta do. You disappear for 24 hours. No speeches, no explanation, no group chat confessional, just a clean vanishing like a magician with better priorities, alright? You grab your keys, drive until the road stops looking familiar, and then you see if the dread fades or gets stronger when the audience is gone, alright? (26:27) Now, if you come back and still feel like you're walking into a trap, well, congratulations. You just saved yourself a divorce with catering receipts, okay? And if the dread turns into relief the moment you hit the highway, do not turn around. (26:43) You keep going and let everybody else enjoy the buffet without you. Because worst case, you elope with some other adventurous spirit who also hates seating charts and loves chaos, and you leave a little legend behind like a tire marks and a flawless white runner. (26:59) There's your response, panicked ring wrangler. And, Uncle Bobby, I apologize, my attention span's pretty short today, but you said buffet, and I could go for fried chicken right now. Yeah, I hear ya. Alright, there you go. There's your response and your advice from Uncle Bobby. (27:16) It's Ask Uncle Bobby every weekday morning around 745, all stitched together byTomCat Custom Apparel. By Tomcat Custom Apparel, where the apparel is made custom for you. When you order it. Mm-hmm. (27:32) Are you going to make it any longer, or do you think it's good as is? Nah, it's probably going to stay where it is now. Okay, alright. Hey, quick break, and local news is coming up with Dan Diamond. Steppenwolf on the way after this on 100.3 KROCK. Led Zeppelin on their 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (27:51) Yeah, hey, hey, what can I do? What we're going to do is try to make it through the last hour here of the B Team Morning Show this Monday morning. And then we'll pat ourselves on the shoulder and say, we did it. We did it. We did it. (28:06) The B Team Show this hour, as always, brought to you by Stripes. Pub and Grill in Novar, now open for dinner on Mondays, as well as our friends over at Okaloosa Gas. It's grilling season. Give Okaloosa Gas a call, 729-4700, for all of those grilling needs. (28:23) And, of course, our friends out at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. You can find them out there on 98 by Silversands. So, thanks to all of our sponsors right here on 100.3 KROCK for the B Team Morning Show. (28:41) Well, news over the weekend is that the Chicago Bears are now closer than ever to moving out of Chicago. Are they? Yeah. Sounds like they're heading to Indiana. Oh, wow. (28:56) Yeah. But the final stadium decision has not been made yet. Illinois still has a chance to keep the team, though time is running short. Illinois lawmakers failed to approve incentives aimed at keeping the franchise in the state. Now, nothing is final yet, but the move would be historic. (29:14) The Bears have played in the Chicago area for more than a century, and the stadium in Indiana would mark the first time the team has played its home games outside of Illinois. Team officials say a new stadium could bring jobs, development, and economic growth to the region. (29:29) Indiana has reportedly offered up to $1 billion in incentives to help make the project happen. Yeah, whatever. $1 billion in incentives for billionaires. Yeah. Yeah, let's give them incentives so they can turn around and charge too damn much for tickets that a family can't even go to and enjoy. (29:52) But, you know, that's fine. Because the players need hundreds of millions of dollars, too. Okay. And somebody's got a deal for the anthem, right? Now, the Bears have played all of their games at Soldier Field for, gosh, 70, 80 years, something like that. With the exception of about 25 years ago, Soldier Field went through a renovation, and for a season or two, they played down in the Champaign area at the University of Illinois while the stadium was going through renovations But, yeah, that would be huge if Chicago ends up losing the Bears. I mean, the Bears don't even want to be in Chicago. That's how bad it is. (30:38) Well, if you've ever spent a summer pulling ticks off your socks, this story is for you. After being ravaged by Lyme, scientists on popular summer destination Nantucket in Martha's Vineyard are testing a pretty wild idea to combat the disease. Genetically modifying mice. (31:00) Yeah, this is weird. Why mice? Well, because they're one of the main animals that carry the bacteria responsible for Lyme disease. The hope is that if the mice can't get the bacteria, ticks won't pick it up either, and fewer people will get sick. The plan is still being researched, and not everyone is sold on releasing genetically modified animals into the wild. Why? What's the worst that could happen? There's never been a sci-fi movie made about that. (31:26) Yeah, like Jurassic Park or something like that? But in areas where Lyme disease is a major problem, supporters say it could be a game changer. So, yes, the latest weapon in the fight against Lyme disease may be a team of specially engineered mice helping stop infected ticks before they ever reach humans. So, I thought that was kind of a strange little story right there. (31:48) All right, we've got plenty of music to get to. Before we take a look at weather in about 15 minutes, Grand Funk. The Who, Baba O'Reilly on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Monday morning. It's beautiful outside. Lots of sunshine here in Fort Walton Beach. A high today of 90 right now. It's 74 degrees outside, but humidity is at 97 percent. So, it is, I would say, just flat out swamp ass right now. We'll check your full forecast and local news here in just a few. Quick story, though, for you, Bobby. (32:33) A Florida man has accidentally shot himself in the groin while shopping at Walmart. A customer called 9-1-1 after hearing a loud pop and saw a trail of blood near the front of the store. Officers evacuated the store but couldn't find the victim. The man was eventually found at a nearby hospital and told officers that the gun went off while he was adjusting it in his holster. (33:09) It's not known if he's facing any charges. How the hell was it in a holster and whatever? It doesn't make any sense, does it? Maybe learn the safety on it, too. (33:24) What a moron. I repeat. All he has is a sigh, folks. That ain't good. Steve Miller, take the money and run. I don't know if I just got texted an explanation or a confession on the whole gun going off in my nutsack in Walmart, but Bear Teusch texted and said there was a reasonable explanation. He said, I didn't know the gun was loaded. Was Bear in the hospital this weekend? I guess so. (34:00) Wow. All righty. I repeat. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bear, how could you? How could you? (34:17) Hey, that's what I'm going to tell you right now. Just to be perfectly clear, every single weapon of mine is loaded because you never hear about anybody. Never once has it been stated. Yeah, I know the gun was loaded. I just shot the SOB. What do they always say? (34:34) I didn't know it was loaded. You're so full of crap. Every one I have is loaded. There's a reason for that, right? What good are they if they're not loaded? Exactly. I mean, quite honestly. Let's be real. All right. We're going to get out of here. (34:51) We are the B Team Morning Show. I cannot believe Bear confessed to that. I just can't. I guess you need to get that believer fixed. Do you think he's just pulling my leg? No, not Bear. Never. Not a chance. No. Hey, shout out to our sponsors, Stripes Pub and Grill & Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi for sponsoring the B Team Show as they do each and every day. Now, if you missed anything we talked about this morning, you can find it all online at thebteamshow.com. Do we still call him Bear, or is he just Cub now? Yeah, what do you call a bull after it's been castrated? (35:31) Steer. Steer. There you go. All right. Hope you all have a great Monday. I'm Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in for this wild ride that we call the Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, we're going to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Don't shoot yourself in the groin. Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.