Iran Peace Deal & the $1 Trillion Man: How Elon Musk Became Richer Than 197 Countries While Bobby Ran on Empty
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We brokered world peace, dodged flash floods in the Fort Walton bubble, and watched Elon Musk become a trillionaire while oil prices played their favorite shell game—because nothing says Monday like geopolitical whiplash and a guy pretending to be a lawyer in a traffic stop.
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Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off Monday morning on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the enthusiasm of men who'd rather be anywhere else — which is exactly the vibe we're going for here on the Emerald Coast. Bobby's Troy Trojans pulled off a 12-8 comeback win over Ole Miss at the College World Series, and he's riding that high like it's a renewable resource. The Trojans face West Virginia tomorrow at 1 p.m. in an elimination game, and Bobby's already measuring the emotional real estate this is occupying in his brain. Meanwhile, President Trump maybe negotiated a peace deal with Iran — emphasis on maybe — and oil prices dropped faster than our collective faith in permanent Middle East stability. Spoiler: gas prices at the pump won't follow suit anytime soon, because that's how the game works.
The national holiday rundown delivered the usual chaos: National Smile Power Day (emotional peer pressure with better lighting), Ride to Work Day (commuting like it's 1897), Justice for Janitors Day (a guilt burp with microwaved sheet cake), and National Kiss a Wookie Day (Taylor knows what we're talking about). We also explored National Smile Power Day with the kind of reverence you'd reserve for a coupon that expired three years ago. Bobby yawned his way through most of the show — understandable, given he just wrapped the Billy Bowlegs Coronation production, which is basically like eating an elephant one bite at a time, except the elephant is made of sequins and stage props. Hats off to the entire coronation committee for pulling it together, including Drew and Courtney Geiger, Mandy and Andrew Gosnell, and Jeff and Mary Reinly. Weather-wise, we're sitting at 81 degrees with 96% humidity and a 60% chance of thunderstorms this afternoon — perfect conditions for pretending you enjoy the outdoors.
In local news, Okaloosa County is exploring paid parking at beaches and boat ramps, because apparently maintaining parks costs money and someone's gotta pay for it. County Parks Director Jeff Peters outlined about $3 million in upgrades across parks like Cinco Bayou and Beasley, and Fort Walton Beach City Manager Jason Davis made it clear the city will follow suit the second the county pulls the trigger — otherwise, they'll get "murdered" by South Florida snowbirds who'll drive an hour to avoid a fee. If approved, paid parking could be in place within 12 months. Bobby had nothing nice to say about it, which tracks. Also, seven people were arrested at the same Crestview home for the third time in a year on drug charges — some people never learn. And in Florida Man news, a guy showed up to a traffic stop in a full suit and tie, pretending to be the driver's lawyer, which did not go well once officers confirmed he was not, in fact, licensed to practice law. The bar takes that stuff personally, folks.
Ask Uncle Bobby tackled the existential dread of mandatory office potlucks with surgical precision. His advice? Bring store-bought food, peel the label, sprinkle something on top like you're conducting an orchestra, and lie like a professional. If anyone asks for the recipe, say it's a "family thing" and get quiet like you're protecting a bloodline. Never arrive early, never leave last, and if you want to end it once and for all, bring something so confusing nobody dares critique it — like "executive ambition squares." Consistency is intimidation wearing a cardigan, people. We also learned that Elon Musk became the first trillionaire in human history thanks to SpaceX stock hitting $150, which means his net worth is now higher than the GDP of 197 countries. He could buy every major sports franchise and still have $400 billion left over, but no, that's not liquid cash — it's net value, you dumbasses. Bobby's got a lot of net value too, but no cash. Relatable.
Big thanks to our sponsors — Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach — for keeping the lights on and the show rolling. Head over to thebteamshow.com for daily features, Ask Uncle Bobby archives, local event listings, and the show on demand. And if you need custom apparel for your beach trip or family reunion, hit up TomCat Custom Apparel, because summer is basically matching shirt season with humidity. Stay classic, Emerald Coast — we'll be back tomorrow at 6 a.m., Lord willing and the creek don't rise. Which it might, given the forecast.
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(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. But President Trump maybe negotiated a peace deal with Iran. (00:35) So, we'll dig into all that here in just a little bit. We're already at 81 degrees. Humidity's at 96% this morning. And a 60% chance of some thunderstorms across the area this afternoon. That full forecast coming up in just a little bit. (00:50) We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre. Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Big shout out to the Trojan Nation. Yeah, how did Troy do in the second game? (01:07) 12-8. They won their second game. Yeah, 12-8 over Mississippi. Oh, took down the Rebs, huh? Wow. That's not going to resonate very well with some folks. Yeah, but there we go. I love that. Yeah, 12-8. We took it home and we'll advance on. (01:25) We're still in the lower bracket. That's ok. Double elimination. You can win your way back. Just survive and advance. That's the name of the game. But when do they play next? I don't know. I'm going to look it up. I haven't had a chance to look at it. (01:40) I'm going to look it up. I just rode the high. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. First trip for Troy ever to Omaha. Getting at least one win there is impressive. (01:55) Good for them, man. Good for them. Well, that's a reason for smiling today, I guess, if you're a Troy Trojan. National Smile Power Day is on the calendar. Yeah, that magical time where people plaster on a grin like it's a coupon for being unbearable. (02:12) Whatever. Just don't expect it to fix your life there, Karen. It's not a mechanic. Karen? Are we talking about Karen Bennett? No, just general Karens. Oh, those Karens. National Smile Power Day is that annual civic duty where everyone pretends their teeth are a renewable energy source and their face muscles are doing community service. (02:33) You slap on a grin like it's a hard hat and beam at strangers and act shocked when your problems don't evaporate like cheap cologne in July. Yeah, look, the idea is simple, okay? Smiles are contagious, which is a fun way to describe emotional peer pressure with better lighting. (02:49) Play along if you want. Just remember, a smile can open doors, but it can also get you volunteered for something you don't agree to. National Smile Power Day. Yeah, I just went to ESPN's website, by the way, Bobby. And taking a look, you have to go to a special college sports page because college baseball doesn't have its own specified page on ESPN's website. (03:14) But when you go to college sports, there's Troy right there on the home page, making history. Yep. Pretty damn cool. All right, let's check out the bracket here just a bit. Fleetwood Mac, you make loving fun. (03:29) It's Monday morning. You're rocking with the B Team on 100.3 KROCK. The police and the red lights of Roxanne, or the red lights of Beale Parkway. What would you rather see? (03:44) Yeah, one of the two. Big difference between the meaning of the two, that's for sure. The B Team morning show's on the air on a Monday. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Hope everybody enjoyed the drone show Friday night as well. America 250 out there at the fairgrounds. (04:00) Bobby and I, of course, were broadcasting live. And, of course, there's going to be several more patriotic-themed events in the next few weeks as we head into the 4th of July holiday. So we've got a full listing of area events on our website at thebteamshow.com. (04:18) But today, Bobby, as we return back to the work week, it's, well, ride to work day. No, that's right. Yeah, it's the one day a year. Your commute includes some cardio, smugness, and the thrilling realization your boss still expects you on time. (04:34) Mm-hmm. Yeah, you have to leave a little early. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, look, ride to work day is that annual moment when grown adults decide the most efficient way to get a job they already hate is to saddle up an animal with opinions and, well, a digestive system. (04:51) Oh. See, look, the idea is simple. You swap your commute for a clip-clop parade, bond with your horse, and pretend this is wholesome instead of just cardio with paperwork. You know, somewhere between the hay-streaked khakis and the confused looks at the drive-thru, you're reminded civilization is a thin coat of paint, and most of us are one bad decision away from living like it's 1897. (05:15) See, it's not about practicality. It's about committing to a ridiculous choice with enough confidence that everybody else has to nod like it makes sense. Everybody else has to nod like it makes sense. (05:31) Yeah, there's some dude that rides along Beal and Mary Esther on his horse. I don't know if he's got a small farm to the west of town or where he keeps that horse. I know there's some stables out there off MLK, and I can't think of the name of the road that comes in to Beal, but I don't know. (05:53) Maybe he's celebrating ride-to-work day today. B Team morning shows on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi at Miramar Beach, and Bobby's over across the counter from me yawning at the moment. (06:08) Yeah, I'm tired. He's tired, but he's been working his tail off the last couple months, getting ready for the crew of Bowlegs Coronation and putting that all together. Hats off to you all for all the work on the coronation committee for putting it all together. Yeah, it's what we do. (06:25) It's what you do, but it's a big undertaking, and anyone that's ever seen one of the coronation pageants probably has no idea how much time and effort and energy and thought goes into putting that together because it's not just the actual production of the coronation pageant. (06:43) It's all the props and everything that has to be built. Hats off to you guys. Yeah, we did it. It was definitely a team effort thanks to Drew and Courtney Geiger, and of course Mandy and Andrew Gosnell, fearless leaders of the committee, and Jeff and Mary Reinly that jumped in and helped out a lot along the way. (07:03) You go wide. You go wide, and you get a lot of people in, and a lot of people help. Knock it out. Eat the elephant one bite at a time. That's right. That's how you eat that elephant, just one bite at a time. Well, today on the National Day calendar, Bobby, we've got to talk about the fact it being Justice for Janitor's Day. (07:20) Oh, yeah, because we needed a holiday to remember the building doesn't clean itself, unlike an executive's conscience. Now that's kind of funny. Justice for Janitor's Day is that annual moment when society remembers the building doesn't magically stay clean. (07:36) It just gets scrubbed back into respectability by people who don't get thanked until the place smells like a wet dog and regret. See, it's not a holiday so much as a collective guilt burp with a side of microwaved sheet cake in the break room. (07:52) You nod solemnly, you post something earnest, you promise we should do better, and then you immediately go back to treating trash cans like they're bottomless portals to another dimension. So today, we're saying the quiet part out loud. (08:07) If the janitors choked out you for good, well, half of you would be living in a science experiment by Thursday. Justice for Janitor's Day. That's a special one, Bobby. Yep. The unthanked servants of custodians. (08:26) That's right. Custodial engineers. Custodial engineers. Wow. That's right. It's like our garbage pickup man out there, the sanitary technician. That's right. Def Leppard, Love Bites, now on 100.3 KROCK. (08:46) Fourth of July just around the corner. It is coming up quick, folks. And it feels like once the fourth gets here, then snap your fingers and it's football season. Just flies by. Just about. Bobby, we're already in a balmy 81 degrees this morning. (09:03) And humidity's at 96%. So it's making the outside heat index feel about 90 at this point. We have a chance of seeing some thunderstorms this afternoon. We'll check that forecast here in just a bit. Plus, Dan Diamond's got news just around the corner. (09:19) But there's one last national holiday that we've got to talk about. It's National Kiss-a-Wookie Day. That's right, because nothing says romance like French in a carpet and walking away with enough fur to knit a regret sweater. Yucky. I mean, Taylor knows what I'm talking about. (09:35) Bobby. Are you implying that she licks my hair? Top of my head? No, I'm implying you're a Wookie. I mean, you've got the fur to match. (09:50) I do. It's hard to get a sunburn with all this fur. National Kiss-a-Wookie Day is that little annual reminder that society has officially chosen chaos. Put it on the calendar. Yeah, the premise is simple. Look, you plant one on a 7-foot carpeted legend and pretend it's about friendship, not your ongoing inability to say no to a dare. It's a celebration of loyalty, bravery, and the kind of confidence you only get when you ignore basic hygiene math. (10:19) See, if you're asking how to do it properly, well, congratulations. You're already taking it too seriously, which means you're exactly the target audience. National Kiss-a-Wookie Day. Well, for anybody that has to do that, I'm sorry. (10:36) Sorry. Apologize, Taylor. That's kind of what I was getting at, yeah. Kind of what I was getting at. I just didn't want Taylor to miss the fact that you were apologizing. I know, I know. Don't get used to it. Yeah, he thought about getting laser hair removal, but he couldn't afford that. He needed a new mortgage. (10:53) Yeah, I was going to have to finance it, and the last thing we need is another damn payment. FPL said there wasn't enough power. There's not a strong enough laser in this world. News is next. (11:08) 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. It's Monday. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Weather was hot, muggy, but plenty of sunshine. And it's going to stay warm this week, but not quite as warm. (11:26) And there is that center of low pressure that's over in the western Gulf right now around Texas, south Texas. It's going to be pushing north and east up towards Louisiana and Mississippi this week. And that is expected to bring us plenty of rainfall. (11:44) Yeah. So we'll get your full forecast here in just a little bit. Just after 7, though, good morning, everybody. Hope you're doing well. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell, the B Team Morning Show is on the air. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (12:03) As we briefly mentioned last hour, Bobby's Troy Trojans moving on in the College World Series. Yes, sir. They won yesterday 12-8 over Ole Miss up in Omaha. (12:18) And they move on to their next opponent, the Country Roads of the West Virginia Mountaineers, who they'll be facing off against in Omaha tomorrow afternoon at 1 p.m. And we've got a story posted on it with the details and a preview of the matchup if you go to thebteamshow.com. (12:42) Yeah, there you go. I know. Have you gotten any more comments on the website? No, no comments. Why not? Nobody cares. They should. Just no love. Shame on them. No love, no respect. Shame on them. (12:57) Shame on them. Yeah, just taking a quick look at that Troy preview. The Trojans have already proven they belong on college baseball's biggest stage. And Troy will look to keep their remarkable postseason run alive when they face West Virginia in an elimination game at the College World Series. (13:18) Now, the Mountaineers have enjoyed a historic season themselves and edged Troy earlier in Omaha. But the Trojans have shown too much resilience to be counted out yet. So they were down, what, four runs yesterday against Ole Miss and came back? (13:37) Well, they took the go-ahead in the top of the seventh with four runs in top of the seventh right there. They were down by one. They started coming back in the fourth. When I first turned the game on, it was 6-2 for Mississippi. Troy was down 6-2. (13:54) And then they came back three runs in the sixth, four runs in the seventh. Yeah. And then. Bats lit up. Yeah. And then 8-9, they took it up to 12, got another five runs in those two innings. So, yeah, they were there. (14:11) They came alive. Super cool for them. Very happy for them. That's just an awesome ride. And regardless of the rest of the tournament, win-loss tomorrow. I mean, uncharted territory so far for the Troy Trojan baseball program. (14:28) So just an awesome experience for that school. I'm sure you're a proud Trojan this week. Yeah. Sure, let's go with that. Just ride another check. That's right. Booster Club needs it. (14:44) Here's Rick Derringer. I feel like I should have saved that song for right before Ask Uncle Bobby. Just seems appropriate. It doesn't, does it now? It does. Cheap trick this morning on the BT Morning Show with 100.3k rocks. (14:59) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell back at it after the weekend. Of course, it's going to be, as we mentioned, kind of a stormy and rainy week with that gulf low. It's hovering over south Texas in the western gulf right now. (15:17) Looking at maybe two and a half inches of rain over the Florida panhandle over the course of the next five or six days. So hopefully that brown yard that some of you may have right now because you haven't been running the irrigation system, maybe it'll return to a little bit of green here by the weekend. (15:37) But we'll keep an eye on the weather situation. Right now, this system, it is a low-pressure system, but it's completely disorganized. It's got a 30% chance of any sort of development. But it does look like it may be a rainmaker for our area. (15:55) Just a heads up on that. Also coming up next hour, Tammy McDaniel from Tammy's Journeys. Going to be stopping by, talking about a special cruise that she has packages available for on the Margaritaville at Sea cruise line for a trip coming up at the end of October. (16:14) You can get a cabin for under $400 on this four-night trip. I'm actually kind of thinking about it myself. But we'll learn more from her coming up in just a little bit. Plus, we're going to talk about the daily advice that you always get around 745. (16:35) Ask Uncle Bobby. Not too far away. So if you need some advice to kick off your work week, we've got it covered for you here in just a little bit. Well, look out for those drunk Canadians. As a Canadian man decided this weekend he was going to steal a kayak and then use a snow shovel to paddle around a lake. (16:57) How'd that work out for him? Well, cops were called. And somebody said, hey, there's this drunk guy on a kayak and he's paddling himself around with a snow shovel. It was actually the people that had their kayak stolen. (17:13) They saw him out there. When officers arrived, the man had flipped the kayak upside down and was unable to swim back to shore. Officers helped him out of the water and then, well, slapped the cuffs on him after that. He was charged with impaired operation of a vessel. (17:29) 100.3 KROCK, the Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Monday. Coming back after the weekend. Hope everybody's adjusting back to the work schedule. OK, it's a challenge for us this morning, I can tell you that. (17:47) It is definitely a challenge for me. 82 degrees. Got some clouds out there this morning. Heat index already at 93. And high chance of thunderstorms across the area this afternoon. That full forecast and local news coming up in just a bit. (18:03) Plus, your daily advice with Ask Uncle Bobby, just around the corner as well. But, Bobby, this news coming out on Friday afternoon. And it was updated over the weekend from Channel 3 WEAR in Pensacola. (18:18) But, Okaloosa County is now exploring charging a fee for parking at the beach and at boat ramps. The county says if it's approved, a management company would oversee the enforcement of these parking fees. It's still too soon to say how much that fee would be. (18:35) But the money collected would be used to make improvements at the beaches and parks. Okaloosa County Facility and Parks Director Jeff Peters says our parks require a lot of maintenance. We're doing about a million dollar upgrade here at the Cinco Bayou Park, where we're at right now. (18:53) Upgrades at Beasley Park, we've got about $800,000 worth of parking lot maintenance there. Got about a million dollar project to widen the boardwalk there as well. So, a lot of those fees are just going to generate to try to help us do these capital projects in some of these places. (19:10) City of Fort Walton Beach said it would follow closely behind the county. The second they do that, and we are still free, we're just going to get murdered, says Jason Davis, Fort Walton Beach City Manager. Because, again, South Florida, they would drive an hour just to avoid the fees. (19:26) So, if you can drive 10 minutes across town to avoid the fees, just imagine how that's going to explode. Okaloosa County says if this proposal is approved, it could be in place within the next 12 months. So, paid parking at beaches and at boat ramps is, it's a coming, it's a thing, Bobby. (19:49) Yeah, I got nothing nice to say about it. I figured you wouldn't be too excited. That's ridiculous. Ask Uncle Bobby five minutes away. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell back at it after the weekend. Gonna be a hot, humid, but soggy week here in northwest Florida. (20:08) Gonna look at your forecast, and Damon Diamond has local news for you just around the corner as well. But first, we hear the music chiming right there. It means only one thing. It means that we're going to have a hot, humid, but soggy week here in northwest Florida. (20:24) We hear the music chiming right there. It means only one thing, and that it's time for your Daily Advice. Ask Uncle Bobby. All stitched together byTomCat custom apparel. Yeah, it's family reunions, beach trips, softball teams, well, summer is basically matching shirt season with humidity. (20:45) Yeah, well, I guess you're right. Today, Uncle Bobby, your question comes in from TheNervousCasseroleGhost. Dear Uncle Bobby, my office is frequent potlucks that feel mandatory, and I'm not good at cooking. (21:05) How can I contribute without becoming the subject of gossip or looking unprofessional? Well, first of all, look, office potlucks are not about food. They're about power. See, they're a glitter-covered trial by combat where Karen from accounting decides if you deserve oxygen based on the moisture level of your baked ziti. So first, you've got to stop pretending this is friendly. This is mandatory fun, which is the corporate version of being hugged by a stranger with wet sleeves. They want you anxious, they want you scrambling, and they want you to reveal a weakness in the form of under-seasoned chicken. (21:41) Now, here's the principle. Potluck survival is not cooking. It is operations. Here's what I want you to do. You're going to bring a store-bought food, and you're going to lie like a professional. You've got to peel the label off, drop it in a dish you own, and sprinkle something on top like you're conducting an orchestra. (22:01) I'm talking chopped parsley, paprika, anything that says, I have opinions. And if anyone asks for the recipe, you just say it's a family thing and you get quiet, like you're protecting a bloodline or something. Now, one more thing. Never arrive early and never be the last to leave. (22:21) You've got to show up, deploy the tray, accept one compliment like a nod from a king, and disappear before anyone can interrogate the provenance of your so-called homemade spinach puffs. Now, if you really want to end this once and for all, you've got to escalate. (22:41) Bring something so confusing, so chaotic that nobody dares critique it, because they do not want to be the villain in the story. A so-called fusion dish, an ambiguous dip, a dessert that looks like it came from a medieval banquet, and you've got to name it with confidence like executive ambition squares. See? Now, if the office still insists on this culinary hostage situation, you move into soft sabotage. You bring the same thing every single time, like clockwork until it becomes a legend and people stop expecting novelty. (23:25) See, consistency is intimidation wearing a cardigan. So, you bring the dish, you control the narrative, you take the compliment, you vanish. You are not here to be judged by the moisture level of anything. (23:41) Just take care of the ice. Hey, I'll bring the ice for the drinks, and then it's all cubes you made at home with hot dog water. I've noticed that's what you do all the time. Or you could do... I've got an idea for a casserole, Bobby. Sweet potato broccoli casserole. There you go. (23:57) With cheese and marshmallows. That'll get it. That'll get it right there. Alright, there you go. Hope that helps, nervous casserole ghost. Alright, we do this every single morning, right around 745. (24:13) It's your daily advice. Ask Uncle Bobby. Stitch together. Buy our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. Buy TomCat Custom Apparel, where the apparel is made for you, customly. And the news is brought to you next by Dan Diamond, who does news every day. That's right. (24:33) Your omni-broadcasting news is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast finest jeweler. I'm Dan Diamond. Some people never learn. Seven people were arrested as Okaloosa County deputies executed a search warrant on the same Crestview home for the third time in the past year. (24:53) Members of the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office, along with Crestview Police, served a narcotic search warrant Thursday at a home at the 900 block of East Edney Avenue in Crestview. The investigation resulted in the arrest of these six people on drug charges. (25:09) Bernard Wendell Clark, Ryan Lee Caton, Hannah Mae Howell, Shane Darrell Long, Chad Grice, Lee Vern Cook. Additionally, Tesla Talbert was located inside the residence and taken into custody on an active felony arrest warrant. (25:25) And that's your omni-broadcasting news, brought to you by McCaskill & Company. I'm Dan Diamond. I do like that song. I don't know why. I think you liked the first like 40 seconds of it the most. (25:41) Yeah, I do love the whistle. Well, we were working on a commercial, so we didn't hear the start of it. Do you want me to play it again? Why not? Yeah, okay, we can do that. Hold on just a second here. (25:57) It does. It does. I mean, this is just to make Bobby happy. I think you just like that harmonica there. I do. It's fun. It's fun. (26:13) Yeah, we're the BT Morning Show on a Monday morning. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell back at it after the weekend. Another hot and humid day in store. Thunderstorms likely this afternoon after 1 o'clock. (26:29) 90 degrees. Had a nice little thundershower yesterday afternoon around 2 o'clock. Man, I don't, you know, up in Chalamar. I had to leave and try to get over to the Yacht Club for the reward ceremony for Ballegs Regatta. I got to tell you, we had some flash flooding in Chalamar. My whole front yard, it was long soaking rain, and then it started to pick up again because it had rained all morning off and on. Yeah, it was fairly flooded. (27:01) Well, we were out at the Sky Bar yesterday afternoon for a couple hours, and that storm moved through. Got some heavy rain out there, but we could certainly see the lightning off to the north across the bay. Well, it was funny. (27:17) As I left, I pulled out. I hit the Chalamar Bridge right at the top of the Chalamar Bridge. All the callouts broke. It was perfectly sunny the rest of the drive. Really? Yeah, it was raining only in Chalamar. Fort Walton bubble, huh? Guess so. That's a new thing, I guess. (27:33) 8.06 is the time. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Yesterday, the U.S. and Iran finally struck a peace deal after four months of war. Yeah, and then Israel quickly bombed Beirut. Perfect. Both sides on Sunday said they had agreed to halt military operations in a conflict that has rattled global politics and energy markets. (28:05) And Pakistani Prime Minister Shahbaz Sharif says a formal signing will take place this Friday in... Geneva. Well, Switzerland. Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon. The two nations later confirmed though permanent might be overly optimistic. The most difficult issues have pushed into the next round of talks. Yeah, well, it's nice. (28:37) Now, I think it's funny. They said that the Strait of Hormuz would be coming open. Oh, will it? Yeah. And so here's what's funny. So, oil prices dropped almost immediately. Now, watch how long it takes them to come down at the pump. Oh, yeah. They can go up in two weeks, but they can come down in two years. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it takes forever for them to come down. But, boy, it's amazing. The minute there's anything, they hike the next day. But yet, when those prices come back down, whoa, we've got to get to inventory. Yeah, whatever. (29:09) Yeah. Liars. They raise it a lot faster than they bring it down. Kind of like the IRS. You know, they take your money and your paycheck silently and then give it back flamboyantly in a tax refund. Yeah. It's something you're supposed to feel good about. (29:25) Uh-huh. That interest-free loan you give the government every year. Uncle scam. Yeah. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, T-Rex, Banga Gong. It's 100.3 KROCK. (29:41) There's the Ides of March and vehicle on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. 823 is the time. It's a Monday. Yes, it is. Does it feel like Monday? Oh, God, does it ever. 150% feels like Monday. Look, man, I've been running on I've been adrenaline-inspired for the last three weeks, so I'm kind of spent. (30:04) And when the adrenaline is no longer there... That's right. This little Bobby needs to go to sleep. Yeah. That battery was dead, but there was an alternator that was just keeping it at a functional level. That's right. And some Bobby can't keep up. (30:20) Ah, I see what you did there. Alright, well it's the final hour of the show for us this morning. Of course, we invite you to visit our website, thebteamshow.com, if you have not yet. Because everything we talk about each and every day is on the website, including the show on demand. (30:36) But you'll find all the features that we talk about, daily Ask Uncle Bobby's, your national holidays, as goofy as some of them may be. Of course, all the wacky stories, local events, local news, and more. (30:51) It's all at your fingertips, and it's all online at thebteamshow.com. That's right. Go check it out. Well, a little Florida man story for you. Because you can't get through a Monday show without having a Florida man story from the weekend. A Florida man was arrested after he showed up to a traffic stop and pretended to be the driver's lawyer. (31:11) Police found drugs in the vehicle and in the woman's purse. After being read her Miranda rights, the man showed up and told officers he was the driver's lawyer. He was wearing a full suit and tie and tried to negotiate a deal for her. (31:26) He claimed to be certified and licensed to practice in Florida and Georgia, but couldn't provide any documentation when asked for it. When officers ran the man's vehicle information, they confirmed he was not a lawyer, and they arrested him. (31:41) This comes out of the Orlando area. Let me tell you, the bar really loves trying those. They take those personal, don't they? Yes, they do. Yeah, don't do that with them. Yeah. (31:56) All right. Quick break. Final half hour coming up for us before we get to 9 o'clock hour, which is our encore. Words are hard. Words are hard today, man. I'm telling you. Really hard. (32:11) Words are hard. Survival mode is exactly what we're just trying to do. I'm just trying to make it through. Pink Floyd, Argent, Toto, and the Scorpions all coming up in the next set right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (32:27) Talking with the B Team on 100.3 KROCK, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Well, Bobby, Elon Musk became the first person in human history to become a trillionaire. (32:44) Oh, well, there you go. Yeah, SpaceX's stock rose to $150 on Friday, which boosted his fortune to $1.1 trillion. And now Musk has so much money that if $1 trillion, $1 dollar bills would be stacked, it would reach more than one quarter of the distance between the Earth and the Moon. (33:05) Oh, there you go. His worth is higher than the gross domestic product of 197 countries. Now, Musk could also purchase every single franchise in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB, and the top ten most valuable soccer franchises, and he'd still have almost $400 billion left. (33:23) Well, there you go. So, he's got a couple bucks. But that's for you dumbass people out there that think that he's got $1.1 trillion in the bank. No. That's not liquid cash. Yep. That's just net value. (33:38) That's right. I got a lot of net value, but no cash. Bobby's cash poor. Sure, let's go with that. It's 8.51 on a Monday morning. The B Team Morning Show wrapping things up out of time. (33:54) These three hours actually went really quick this morning, I will say that. Now, of course, we've got the encore hour coming up next hour. We'll talk about some more local events and happenings. It's getting there. Yeah, you're almost there, Bobby. I know. Man, I am tired. (34:09) I've got to go to work. Just one more hour. Well, I'll tell you what, folks. We want to thank you all for dialing in and spending the last three hours with us. Of course, thanks to our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (34:24) We plan to be back here tomorrow morning at 6. Theoretically. Lord willing. I'm hoping that creek rises from being honest. Okay. Well, there's a chance. There's some rain in the forecast here. (34:41) All right. Enjoy your Monday, everybody. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Durrell. Get us on out. Hey, folks. Thanks for joining the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. (34:58) But it's come that time of day. We're going to mosey on out of here, so you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Until the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.