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International Fairy Day & The Butter Squishy Crisis: When Adults Celebrate Glitter While Kids Hoard Foam Sticks
Published: June 24, 2026
Duration: 39:26
Season: 2026
Episode: 104

International Fairy Day & The Butter Squishy Crisis: When Adults Celebrate Glitter While Kids Hoard Foam Sticks

Description

We dragged out squishy butter toys, biological aging panic, and a trivia question so easy it felt like a trap—then threw in a bonus round just to watch people frantically Google Roger Sherman while pretending they knew all along.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off Hump Day Wednesday on 100.3 KROCK—your classic rock station serving Fort Walton Beach and the Emerald Coast—with a forecast hotter than a stolen catalytic converter: highs in the low 90s, heat index flirting with triple digits, and enough humidity to make you question every life choice that led you outdoors. We're halfway through the work week, folks, which means we're that much closer to the Floral 24th of June Celebration this Saturday—complete with a parade, vendors around Lake Jackson, a water battle between local fire departments, and fireworks to remind you that freedom is loud and occasionally illegal in residential zones.

On the holiday front, we celebrated International Fairy Day (because grown adults needed an excuse to buy glitter and pretend the woods aren't just mosquitoes and bad decisions), National Parchment Day (honoring the paper that keeps your cookies from welding to the tray), Swim-a-Lap Day (where you drown politely in circles while a lifeguard judges your technique), and World UFO Day (the only holiday where proof is a blurry dot and everyone swears it's aliens instead of Carl's shaky hands). We also plugged the Gulf Aerium's Caring for Turtles event tonight at 5 p.m.—a behind-the-scenes look at sea turtle rehab, because nothing says midweek therapy like meeting injured reptiles.

Fort Walton Beach City Council met last night to hack away at next year's budget, trying to find half a million dollars to comply with that asinine 3% cap on prior year actuals. Discussions included axing parades, fireworks, outsourcing senior center services, and handing Little League over to Chalamar—where it costs four times as much to play ball. Council also voted 4-3 to jack up the millage rate from 4.32 to 5.62, which translates to higher property taxes in fiscal year 2027. Bobby rightly pointed out that the budget timeline is a dumpster fire—they should've started this process months ago to allow for a referendum vote, but here we are, negotiating with the watch group like they're holding the city hostage. Spoiler: they are. Meanwhile, Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre is hosting author John Alvarez for a book signing next Saturday (July 4th), and we'll have him on the show this Friday to talk about Walk, Run, Fly Again. Also, shoutout to Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach for keeping the lights on around here.

Bobby's Nearly Impossible Trivia made a triumphant return, with David Hayes of Fort Walton Beach correctly answering "What document did we adopt in 1776?" (the Declaration of Independence, for those playing at home). Then Bobby threw a curveball bonus question: which Founding Father signed all four founding documents—the Continental Association, Declaration of Independence, Articles of Confederation, and U.S. Constitution? Michelle of Fort Walton Beach Googled her way to victory with "Roger Sherman of Connecticut," earning herself two subs from Lenny's Subs and Grill in Mary Esther and a shot at winning a Fourth of July picnic catering for 20. In other news, millennials born in the '90s are aging faster on the inside than previous generations—probably because they've been sitting on their arses doom-scrolling instead of, you know, moving. And kids these days are obsessed with butter squishies, which are exactly what they sound like: foam toys shaped like sticks of butter that you squeeze. We've officially reached peak absurdity, folks.

That's your Wednesday morning on the B Team Morning Show—brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi. Stay hydrated, slap on some sunscreen, and remember: the truth is out there, but so is Carl with his shaky camera. We'll see you tomorrow at 6 a.m. for another round of irreverent nonsense and classic rock. Until then, keep on rocking, never settle for the ordinary, and don't let the bastards grind you down.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. There's the Hollies. Long, cool woman in a black dress. Just after 6 o'clock, it's Hump Day Wednesday. Where's the camel? Hump Day. There he is. There he is. Bobby Dewrell, Schuyler Black on the air. (00:16) The B Team Morning Show brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Highs in the low 90s again today. We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. Mostly sunny skies, though, and hot in the forecast for today, Wednesday. (00:35) Speaking of Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, they are going to have an author doing a book signing next Saturday, the 4th of July at Stripes. It's author John Alvarez, who wrote Walk, Run, Fly Again. (00:50) And we're going to have Mr. Alvarez on the show with Bobby and I next Friday, July 3rd, to talk about his book and the event at Stripes. But if you'd like to learn more on the book and the book signing, we've got the details for you on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (01:06) Well, during the 6 o'clock hour, we always like to preview the upcoming national holidays. And today, well, this is a doozy. It's International Fairy Day. Yeah, because grown adults need a holiday to celebrate glitter tiny wings and the audacity to call it a personality. (01:23) Oh, boy. International Fairy Day is that annual calendar prank where grown adults agree to honor tiny imaginary freeloaders with wings, glitter, and, you know, the work ethic of a house cat. Look, it's usually celebrated by leaving out offerings, you know, telling stories, pretending the woods are full of magical beings instead of just mosquitoes, bad decisions, and that one neighbor who won't stop talking about crystals. (01:48) Look, the point isn't to prove fairies exist. It's to give your brain a smoke break from spreadsheets and doom scrolling, okay? So then dress it up like tradition, okay? You know, keep it light, keep it weird. Don't act surprised when this somehow turns into an excuse to buy sparkly stuff you'll regret by Thursday. (02:06) International Fairy Day. I miss the days when they pretended they were fairies and didn't identify as fairies. Aerosmith, CCR, and Def Leppard coming up here in the next 15 minutes. (02:21) Right now, Blackfoot, Train Train, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. Def Leppard armageddon-ing it on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show on a Wednesday morning. (02:38) That's right, already halfway through the work week, counting down the days until, well, we head to Floral for the weekend. That's right, 24th of June celebration going on this Saturday. If you have never been, we encourage you to go up there and check it out. (02:55) It's a ton of fun, great small town celebration. Parade in the morning, afternoon of vendors and food trucks around Lake Jackson, around 5 p.m. the annual water battle between the local fire departments, and then fireworks over Lake Jackson in the evening. (03:11) Plus, there's a car show and some other events throughout the day. If you've never been up there, check it out. Ton of fun. It's been part of Bobby's life, well, probably as long as he's been alive. Been doing it every year, pretty much. (03:26) A bit. Just a bit. On the National Day calendar, there were just some fantastic ones to pick from today. Today we celebrate National Parchment Day. Right, because nothing says modern celebration like honoring the paper that exists only to keep your cookies from welding to the tray. (03:44) Yeah, don't burn the cookies, don't ruin the cookies. Parchment does come in handy there. National Parchment Day is that rare holiday where we all pretend a dead tree, stretched thin and sanctified by office supply mysticism, deserves a spotlight. See, it's a celebration of writing things down the old way. (04:02) You know, contracts, love notes, grudges, and that kind of I'm-definitely-right proclamation you'll deny ever making when it comes back with a signature. Look, the point isn't the parchment, obviously. It's the fantasy that if you put something on fancy paper, the universe has to take you seriously. (04:20) So dust off your quill, your printer, or your last shred of dignity. Look, we're doing paperwork for the soul here. All right, it's National Parchment Day, folks. Celebrate however you think you need to. All right, let's take a break. Pay a couple bills. (04:36) Coming up, second half of the hour, local news. Of course, a couple more holidays to reveal. But first, look at your marine forecast. It's next on 100.3 KROCK. Queen and Fat Bottom Girls on the Classic Rock Station. (04:51) 100.3 KROCK. Good morning, everybody. How you doing? Wednesday, June 24th. That's right. Coming up tonight is the event out at the Gulf Aerium. (05:06) Are you familiar with this? Their Caring for Turtles event. I mean, you've been talking about it for two friggin' weeks. Yeah, I kind of know what you're talking about. Hey, well, it's a great community opportunity to go out and check out an interactive class at 5 o'clock tonight where you'll have the opportunity to visit the CARE Center after hours and get a behind-the-scenes look into the operations of the Rehab Center. (05:26) Meet some of the current sea turtle patients and learn how to perform a mock intake of an injured sea turtle. It all happens out at the Gulf Aerium on Okaloosa Island tonight. And we've got the details for those that are interested in attending on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (05:43) But if you are heading to Okaloosa Island, take the Brooks Bridge. It is swim-a-lap day, but it's not safe to swim across the Sound. That's right. Swim-a-lap day. Nothing says self-care like paying to drown politely in circles while a lifeguard judges your technique, right? (06:03) Yeah, that was Taylor. Swim-a-lap day is an annual reminder that your body is mostly water and still somehow offended by water. You get in a pool, you go around once like a confused Roomba with a heartbeat and you call it health. (06:18) Because, well, the calendar told you to. It's not about training for anything. It's about proving you can complete a single civilized loop without negotiating with your lungs or rethinking every decision that led to your public chlorine. Look, look, do your lap. (06:33) Towel off. Enjoy the smug little lie that you've got it all under control because, well, that's kind of the whole point. There you go. It's swim-a-lap day. Coming up in just a little bit, local news from Dan Diamond and music from the Colts. (06:51) But first, Eric Clapton on 100.3 KROCK. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, don't forget, coming up during the 8 o'clock hour this morning, we have got a trivia question for you to answer. Bobby's been giving out some doozies this week when it comes to trivia questions, but if you correctly answer the question, you'll win yourself a 7.5 inch sub from Lenny's Subs and Grill on Mary Esther. (07:18) And, of course, you'll also be entered into a drawing to win a free picnic catering from Lenny's for the 4th of July. Now, yesterday, we had Kyle Mann from Third Coast Marine in Fort Walton that called in and correctly answered, got himself a free sub. (07:34) So listen for Bobby's trivia question and the cue to call during the 8 o'clock hour this morning, right here on the BT Morning Show. All right, well, one final national holiday to talk about before we take a look at local news. And, Bobby, today is World UFO Day. (07:49) Oh, yeah, the holiday where the only proof is a blurry dot and everybody swears it's aliens instead of Carl's shaky hands. Yeah, okay. Well, World UFO Day is that special little calendar excuse where grown adults stare at the sky like it owes them money. (08:05) You know, hoping a flying saucer swings by to validate every bad decision they've ever made. Now, depending on who you ask, it's either June 24th or July 2nd because nothing says credible like a holiday that can't pick a lane. So officially, it's about curiosity, community and looking up with wonder. (08:22) Unofficially, it's about turning grainy dots into destiny and calling it research so your family stops asking questions. Look, it's absurd, sure. But it's also the one day a year everybody agrees the truth is out there and we're going to mispronounce it loudly until it shows up. (08:39) It's World UFO Day. I'm sure that's probably a big thing in Roswell, New Mexico. Oh, yeah. But they might be the ones that think it's July 2nd. Really? I have no idea. God, they are a little strange. (08:54) Have you ever been there? No. Strange little town. All right, local news coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. It's the BT Morning Show brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach on 100.3 KROCK. (09:10) Where do you think you're going? Morocco. Next. 100.3 KROCK. It's ten minutes after seven on Wednesday morning. 75 degrees. Clear, beautiful skies outside and a high today of 92. (09:28) We'll see a high tomorrow of 88 but a better chance of some isolated afternoon thunderstorms tomorrow rather than today. Today just looks to be hot, humid and lots of sunshine. It's the BT Morning Show. (09:43) I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. We appreciate you all dialing in and spending the morning with us. Brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (09:59) Fort Walton Beach Police Department will be joining us on the air next hour to talk about their Cones and Cops event coming up on Friday down at The Landing, which is a little ice cream social for the kiddos. And so we'll learn more about that event coming up in the eight o'clock hour. And then of course, next hour as well, Bobby's got trivia for you. Your chance to win a seven and a half inch sub from Lenny's and Mary Esther and become qualified for that drawing to win a free picnic for 20 for the 4th of July, including subs, chips, drinks, cookies, and more all from Lenny's Subs and Grills. So just listen for those really tough trivia questions that Bobby always gives during the eight o'clock hour for this giveaway promotion. How are you doing? (10:46) I made it this far. You made it this far. And how far do you want to make it today? About this far. Okay. Well, the good news is, is once you're off the air, mission accomplished. You did what you wanted to do. Yeah. I wish. Maybe not. (11:02) Yeah. Maybe not. Not quite. It doesn't quite work that way, but... Last night, Fort Walton Beach City Council met. How was that? The circus. Of course. It was a circus. I know who the clown was. It was the ringleader. Oh, I don't think he's the ringleader. I wouldn't give him that much credit. (11:21) The one man circus? Yeah. Wow. It was embarrassing. It truly was. Pretty much any time he opens his mouth is embarrassing. But anyway. So we'll dig into that here in just a little while. (11:38) Also, former Congressman Matt Gaetz returns to public service. Yeah. We'll dig into what he's doing back in the Sunshine State after his year and a half stint on One American News Network and that primetime show that he had. (11:55) So there's some stuff to dig into this morning. Plus, we'll try to find some more lighthearted, fluffy stuff to go along with the BS that we all have to deal with. Van Halen coming up, Stevie Nicks later on in the hour, and Skinnerd. (12:13) That smell. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Wednesday on 100.3 KROCK. Stay with us. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. It's 7.24 on a Wednesday morning. (12:34) The B Team Morning Show's on the air. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Beautiful sunshine here in Fort Walton-Destin this morning. 76 outside, a high today of 92. We'll check your full forecast in just a little bit. Well, last night, as we mentioned, Bobby, the Fort Walton Beach City Council had a meeting, or a set of meetings, actually, but the meeting at 5 o'clock, to discuss budget cuts to meet the demands of that 3% cap on prior year actuals. (13:08) Hang on. We're sitting here debating budget cuts. First of all, I feel like we're very late in the process. Yeah, we got like two months to get this done. Okay, but as I recall, this 3% cap also allowed for a referendum vote, right? (13:27) So you could push to referendum, so you don't necessarily have to make cuts. You could explain to the people what there is, what the new rates need to be, and go to a referendum, but you would have had to have done that much earlier than now. Correct, because council doesn't meet in July. (13:42) So you should have done that back in February, March, right? To have enough time to get it together, to arrange for the referendum vote, to pull it all together. I mean, so what's happening with that timeline? Why are we ignoring that part of it? I'm sorry, I'm just going to play a little devil's advocate here, but why are we ignoring that part of it? (14:01) Now we're just into cuts because, oh my God, we can't ask anybody to vote on something. We can't educate the citizenry and say, this is what we need. Well, they just voted on it again in March. They voted on a 3% cut with a referendum, that if you need to go above that, explain why. (14:17) Right, but I don't think the budget process started early enough for that. Kind of my point. Kind of my point. We've been two years with this, and we're not starting the budget process early enough. But anyway, go ahead. They met last night with a goal of, well, not necessarily a goal, but a mandate that they have to come into compliance and find half a million dollars to cut out of the city's expenditures next year. And things that were discussed and voted on would be doing away with parades, fireworks, talking about senior center services, outsourcing those to third parties, among a number of other things, outsourcing Little League and youth sports programs. (15:12) The big pushback that failed on that vote was the fact that it's $25 to join Fort Walton Little League, and it's $100 to join Chalamar Little League. And so folks that have three or four kids, a difference of $75 for three kids or $300 for three kids to play in Chalamar Little League. And Chalamar would be the one that would be interested in taking over baseball operations for the city. So that vote failed. They're still several hundred thousand dollars away from finding what they need to find to get under that 3% cap. They also voted last night, four to three, as Councilmember Bryce Jeter was not at the meeting last night. So Mayor Nick Allegretto was the tie-breaking vote, four to three, to set the new millage rate for 26-27, the maximum ad valorem millage rate, to 5.62 from 4.32. Now that is going to be about a 10% increase. Yeah, it's going to be a pretty large increase because the value of the property's gone up. Exactly. Now, it's about a 31% increase that Payne Walker said based upon 4.32 to 5.62, but not taking into consideration valuation of property and everything else that goes into that. (16:39) Anyway, you are going to see higher taxes most likely in 2027, the fiscal year. But obviously, what's more expensive this year? Well, fuel, light bill, cost of living, everything. (16:57) And with that, you still have to make payroll. You still have operations. You still have to collect trash. You still have to provide services. So again, they still have about 60 days to get this thing finalized because we're 90 days out from the 1st of October now. It's a mess, man. (17:22) It's an absolute mess. I agree it's a mess. I apologize. I think you got some idiots on the council that you have to deal with. I think the 3% cap is the stupidest thing ever. I've been very vocal about that. But at the same token, I still come back to, you know you needed a 3% cap. (17:45) Your timeline on working on this budget should work in a by June, we've got to go to the community to ask for a referendum vote so that we have time to get the vote, know the outcome of the vote and know what we do next. And the budget timeline just still hasn't gotten there. I mean, you know, when I started before council and talked to him about stamping in as an interim city manager, that was one of my first things that I said is, hey, we need to start a budget process right now. We've got to get it in because if we need to do anything about this 3%, we need to move forward. But I mean, you know, they took their crony, so that's fine with me. (18:25) But again, I'm sorry, there's some of this, you're kind of making your own problem right now, right? You forced yourself into looking at your own problem right now, right? You forced yourself into looking at nothing but cuts because you took the option of any kind of expansion off the table. (18:41) And quite frankly, when you do that, you get the opportunity to look back at the citizenry that's going to be pissed off at all the stuff you're cutting out and saying, hey, we gave you the opportunity to show, we showed you the cost and here's what it is. Here's our workshop. I mean, yeah, it's a lot of work, but it sucks. But I mean, this is a knee jerk reaction to something that happened a few years ago that people felt like the wool was pulled over their eyes. (19:05) Right. So you've got to recover from that. And while any of the players that are there now were not a part of that, I mean, it's the institution, right? So take two minutes. Yeah. There has to be a better education as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. And it doesn't help when you've got an idiot on the board that's a conspiratorialist and just lies, but whatever. (19:27) Interesting. But I agree with you. I do agree with you. Start the budget process earlier. And obviously that would take a little more discussion with Jason Davis and Nicole Neighbors on how to make that work and what we can do to try to start that process earlier. (19:47) I mean, look, it does suck, right? Because you don't have the actual actuals, right? Which this whole thing being based on actuals is ridiculous. It is a bloody. Nightmare. I want to be completely honest about that. I do not envy that. But at some point, hey, you know what, the city's been operating for how many years now? Right, you can make some reasonable assumptions, some reasonable man arguments, and you just start earlier in the process. And this is where we think it's gonna, it's gonna fall. And then you adjust your assumptions, as each month's numbers come in. (20:22) And I do understand your point there about starting it earlier. It still doesn't change the fact that diesel's 60% higher than it was if it would have started in March. Absolutely. Absolutely. I'm not, I'm not saying it's 100% across the board that, oh, that's suddenly the saving grace. Right? You can't, you can't factor those things in. Again, that's why this, this cobbling that has been done is criminal. I mean, you know, I work with a lot of small businesses. I work with people. There's no way I would ever approve something like this. (20:57) Because there's no way I would ever say, oh, this is the way we should operate on a hard 3% cap based on actuals. I mean, it's ridiculous. Especially when that considers nothing for the revenue side of it. Well, so here's the thing. The city is going to meet with the watch group to see if they would be okay about adjusting some of the figures as far, and would they not go to litigation with the city if the city went to referendum on some of this stuff? So those conversations are beginning. (21:32) Yeah. Too late. Let's negotiate with terrorists. Well, I think, I think quite honestly, to some point, I mean, that's what, that's what this watch group should be labeled as, you know, nothing but domestic terrorists. Because all they're doing is sitting in the weeds, waiting by their funding to throw more litigation in to try to stop something to lie about something else. I mean, it's, it's, it's untoward. That's all there is to it. (22:02) I agree with you. I agree with you. It is a mess. But the city's got 90 days now to figure this out before they are out of compliance with this 3% cap. So it'll be interesting to see. We've got a meeting coming up between the city and the watch group here in a few weeks. What's discussed there, it will be a recorded meeting, because city manager Jason Davis has flat out said he has serious trust issues with that group. And once it recorded. So, yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens there. (22:31) But we're going to take a break coming up here in just a little bit. Your Daily Advice with Uncle Bobby Pink Floyd, Rush and the Eagles all on the way on a Wednesday morning. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK Pink Floyd and learning to fly on 100.3 KROCK. The Classic Rock Station. It's 747. Beautiful sunshine in Fort Walton Beach this morning, 76 degrees and humidity is high, but we'll see a high today of 90. (23:01) 82 degrees. Your full forecast coming up here in just a few short minutes. Well, Bobby, it is the time of the morning where we like to turn to you because, well, you're the trusted man for life advice. And that's called Ask Uncle Bobby. We do this every single morning around 745 all stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. (23:25) Hey, Tomcat Custom Apparel reminding you that family reunion season is coming. And well, matching shirts help you identify relatives you haven't seen since the Clinton administration. Look, let's face it. Every family reunion has that one cousin everybody's related to, but nobody can explain how. That's why you get family reunion shirts. Because who are you again? Gets awkward after three days. (23:47) All right. Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby, you hear from the Stapler Shadow Operative. And they write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, Dear Uncle Bobby, I have a coworker who keeps taking credit for my ideas and meetings. I want to stop it and make sure my work is recognized. But I do not want it to look like I'm starting conflict. So what should I do? (24:13) Listen, first of all, this is cute because you're not in an office. All right. You're in a Cold War bunker with bad lighting and worse coffee. And your coworker is running a one person propaganda ministry. Now, the good news is you don't need justice. You need plausible deniability and a calm smile that says you're definitely did not do anything because technically you did not. Okay. So here's the principle. You keep your public tone sweet and your paper trail sharper than a tax auditor. (24:41) You're not starting conflict. You're building a world where the truth is already documented because anyone can cosplay as its author. Okay. Start feeding them ideas the way you feed a seagull fries. Only the ones you don't mind seeing stolen and ideally the ones that cause indigestion. Now, give them shiny half-baked concepts with one crucial assumption wrong. Then act impressed when they sprinted into the meeting and plant the flag. And when it collapses, you're done. (25:11) You just tilt your head like a concerned scientist watching a lab rat discovery electricity. Next, you run information warfare like a grown adult who has decided ethics are more of a decorative pillow than a principle. See, you got to mention key details in writing to the group, but sprinkle in harmless little ambiguities that force them to ask follow-up questions they cannot answer. (25:35) See, the moment they bluff, you swoop in with clarifying email that reads like you are being helpful while quietly stapling their credibility to the wall. Now for the clean hand special. Okay. These are the controlled accidents. All right. Files get renamed to something painfully specific. Deadlines get misunderstood by anyone who refuses to read the thread and their favorite shortcut document mysteriously becomes the wrong version at the worst possible time. (26:04) See, you're not sabotaging. You are simply letting chaos express itself through modern technology. You know, like nature intended. Now, if they are a real professional parasite, stage a tasteful personal crisis to fog their radar. (26:20) You know, nothing dramatic enough to get sympathy. Just, just enough to make you slightly unpredictable. You know, you know, like a chess player who suddenly starts playing jazz. People do not steal from weather systems or for one glorious week, you become weather. Okay. (26:38) Now, finally, you got to keep your public tone sweet and your, and your paper trail sharper than a tax auditor. All right. Praise them loudly for building on the framework and expanding the initial concept while your original receipts sit in the shared drive like a loaded cannon. (26:55) They wanted your ideas. Fine. Let them have the decoys and let the real ones arrive. Pre-credited, pre-documented and pre-buried under their own overconfidence. And there you have it. There's your advice this morning. (27:11) Stapler shadow operative. All right. We do this every single morning around 7 45. It's all stitched together byTomCat custom apparel. By Tomcat custom apparel, where the apparel is made customly for you. That's kind of how that works. (27:28) It's 7 52. A local news with Dan diamond is next on 100.3 KROCK night moves at 8 14 on this Wednesday morning. How you doing everybody scatter black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill and Navar as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi and Miramar beach. (27:48) We're at 78 degrees. Beautiful clear skies this morning. A high today of 92 degrees. Well, when it comes to kids toys, forget Tickle Me Elmo. The latest toy craze is butter. (28:04) Well, that's, that's, that's a craze, I guess. Well, butter squishies. That is their soft foam toys shaped like sticks of butter that slowly bounce back after you squeeze them. The craze is taking off because of another wildly popular squishy toy neato and it has become so hard to find. (28:24) Now, these toys have been selling out for months, leaving kids searching for the next must have fidget toy. Butter squishies have stepped in to fill that void. And now stores are struggling to keep them on the shelves to some fans are even freeing the squishy freezing. The squishies are coating them in wax before cracking them open to make satisfying videos on Tick Tock. (28:45) How pathetic toy store owners say every kid wants or has a butter. And just like Pokemon cards, kids are buying, collecting and trading with friends for sticks of squishy butter. That is what your kids are doing these days. (29:03) Weird, weird, just weird. That is weird. Bobby, millennials, 90s babies, maybe eight, maybe aging faster on the inside than previous generations, even if they look younger on the outside. (29:19) Researchers found the millennials born in the 90s showed signs of accelerated biological aging, which could help explain why more younger adults are being diagnosed with cancer. The study found that people born in the 90s had a much larger gap between their biological age and their actual age than people born in the late 60s. (29:39) Why? That faster aging was linked to higher risk of cancer, such as lung, colorectal, gastrointestinal and uterine cancer. Researchers also noted that cancer diagnoses in people under 50 have risen 24% since 1990. (29:55) So scientists don't exactly. Know why it's causing this trend, but they suspect factors like obesity, poor diet, lack of exercise, and environmental exposures and other lifestyle changes, maybe speeding up the aging process. In other words, sitting on their arse all day. (30:13) Exactly. Doing nothing, a sedentary life. Who would have thought that, you know, being a rather fluffy isn't good for your health? Yeah. Just saying. All right, stick tight. We've got a look at your forecast coming up here in just a little bit. Plus, Bobby's trivia question as far as winning a sub from Lenny's is coming up. Your chance to win a seven and a half inch sub from Lenny's and get qualified for a big picnic from Lenny's for the 4th of July on the way in the next half hour. Right now, Van Halen, Jamie Scryon of the B Team Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (30:53) Led Zeppelin, good times, bad times on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. Beautiful times outside your window this morning. No rain anywhere around on the map. 78 degrees, plenty of sunshine, but you're going to need to, you know, slap on a hat, lather up in some sunscreen and stay hydrated if you're going to spend much time outside today. Air temperature, climate up to 92. We'll see heat index values in the low triple digits, so it's going to stay warm and muggy for the whole day. All right, the B Team Morning Show is on the air, and at this point in the morning, Bobby is feeling rather generous. Yeah, it's time for your nearly impossible trivia question. A chance to win a free seven and a half inch sub from Lenny's Subs and Grill in Mariester, and if you are the winner today, you'll also be qualified for a chance to win a picnic catering of subs, chips, drinks, cookies, and more for the Fourth of July, all from Lenny's. (31:56) So yeah, what you got to do is, well, correctly answer the trivia question today, and I don't even know what it is. We haven't even discussed it. Nope. So you're just making an executive decision here. That's right. Okay, well, I'm here for it. Okay, you ready? Yeah, what is the question? Okay, now remember the number to call in, 850-89K-ROCK. That's 850-895-7625. (32:21) Be ready to answer this question. Here it goes. Okay. I feel like I should have a drum roll. What document did we adopt in 1776? What document did we adopt in 1776? We, the first caller at 850-89K-ROCK. That's 850-895-7625. Be the first caller with the answer to the question, what document did we adopt in 1776? I hear the phone ringing. We're going to take that call and see if we've got a winner. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3K ROCK. A look at your forecast is next. Queen and David Bowie under pressure on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3K ROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. Speaking of being under pressure, David Hayes of Fort Walton Beach was under pressure with Bobby's trivia question this morning. The nearly impossible trivia question of what document did the United States adopt in 1776? That's right. And the answer is the Declaration of Independence. I was wondering if you were going to get there. I was just waiting for you to say it. Congratulations. (33:48) I knew the answer. David Hayes of Fort Walton Beach, you are the winner today of Bobby's nearly impossible trivia question that awards you a 7.5-inch sub from Lenny's Subs and Grill and gets you into that drawing for a free picnic catering for up to 20 people from Lenny's for the 4th of July so you can celebrate America's 250th birthday in style. (34:10) By the way, that catering picnic for 20, retail value of $250. Yeah. Who would have thought? It's like we planned that or something. Yeah, I know. It's funny. Earlier I asked Schuyler a nearly impossible trivia question and he just couldn't answer it. It was impossible. Should we throw that one out as a special? As a bonus? (34:39) Yeah. Do you want to? For two sandwiches? For two sandwiches for this one since it's really hard? They only have like five minutes to call in. Yeah, we'll go for it. All right. So here's the question. Here's the question if you're ready. There's only one founder that signed all four of these documents, the four documents being the Continental Association, the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, and the U.S. Constitution. (35:08) What founder signed all four of those documents? Again, it was the original Continental Association, the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, and the U.S. Constitution. I'll give you a big hint. It was not Franklin or Jefferson, so don't call in with either of those guys. But there was only one founder, only one founder, that signed all four documents. If you know who it is, we'll give you what, two sandwiches? (35:43) Two seven-and-a-half-inch subs from Lenny's. Two seven-and-a-half-inch subs. So first person to call in and correctly answers Bobby's trivia question right now at 850-895-7625. Or as I like to say, 89KROCK. Hey, we got a caller. Maybe somebody does have the answer. We'll come back and maybe have a winner in just a few. Right now, Poison, talk dirty to me. It's the BT Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Poison, talk dirty to me on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (36:21) We had a little bonus nearly impossible trivia question. Well, we thought nearly impossible. That was a pretty quick phone call. It was. And Michelle was Johnny on the spot. Absolutely. Michelle of Fort Walton Beach got herself and somebody else two free subs this morning from Lenny's Subs and Grill in Fort Walton Beach. And she entered herself into the drawing to win a free catering for up to 20 people. A little picnic catering for America's 250th birthday, also from Lenny's. So congratulations to Michelle of Fort Walton Beach, correctly answering Bobby's bonus trivia question today. That was? (37:02) Yeah. There was only one founder who signed all four of the original documents, the Continental Association, the Declaration of Independence, the Articles of Confederation, and the United States Constitution, all four of those kind of founding starting documents for us. (37:21) Only one founder did it. It was not Franklin. It was not Jefferson. It was actually Roger Sherman of Connecticut. Yeah. And Michelle, right there. Yep. With the answer. Yep. Before we could even hardly ask the question. I got to tell you, that's somebody that knows how to Google. (37:38) Yeah. AI is the friend. AI is a friend. All right. Well, we're out of time this morning. We got a bus to move on out of here, boogie, whatever you want to call it. We're out of time this morning. We hope everybody has a safe and enjoyable rest of your Wednesday. Now, we're going to stick around for the nine o'clock hour for the B Team Encore Hour, but the show, with all the bits, as you know it, is done for today. We'll be back tomorrow morning at six, do it all over again when we get there. Yep. But I want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach for sponsoring the show as they do each and every single morning. Stay cool. Stay hydrated today. (38:21) If you are spending time outdoors and maybe wear a ball cap and lather on some sunscreen, too, because, yeah, we're going to see heat index values back in the triple digits this afternoon. But until tomorrow, I'm Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell. Do what you got to do. (38:37) Hey, folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day. We appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. But it's come that time of day. We got to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out. (38:56) And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.