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Good People Day: When Strangers Pretend Sainthood, AI Cheats Through College & a Chicken Coop Stabbing in West Virginia
Published: April 3, 2026
Duration: 44:11
Season: 2026
Episode: 52

Good People Day: When Strangers Pretend Sainthood, AI Cheats Through College & a Chicken Coop Stabbing in West Virginia

Description

We cracked the code on happiness in politics (spoiler: your side just has to win), watched college students outsource their homework to robots, and learned that living in a chicken coop is apparently grounds for a knife fight—because West Virginia never met a headline it couldn't make weirder.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off Good Friday morning on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the kind of irreverent energy that makes you question whether Easter's really about resurrection or just an excuse to watch giant kites shaped like lobsters take over Okaloosa Island. Speaking of which — the Spring Kite Festival returns tomorrow and Sunday at the Boardwalk, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., featuring 100-foot airborne sea turtles and pandas. Free, public, gloriously weird. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach — because nothing says "I support local radio" like a solid sponsor shout-out before your second cup of coffee.

The holiday rundown was predictably unhinged. First up: Good People Day, that annual civic cosplay where everyone pretends their moral compass isn't just a fridge magnet from a bank. The rules? Be helpful, be human, don't post about it like you're campaigning for sainthood. Then came Find a Rainbow Day, which the boys dedicated to Larry, Gary, and Barry — the LGB-Aryans, as Bobby calls them — because apparently the weather owes you a scavenger hunt and the sky's gotta do arts and crafts for your feelings. Also on deck: World Party Day, a glitter bomb in a library landing on April 3rd, and National Don't Go to Work Unless It's Fun Day, which half the country used to call out and the other half realized their job's a carnival. If you showed up to work today, congrats — you must be having a blast.

Weather-wise, expect 80 degrees and partly sunny skies today, a high of 81 tomorrow with a 20% chance of thunderstorms, and a soggy Easter Sunday at 78 degrees with 70% chance of steady afternoon rainfall. Bobby reminded us that Sunday isn't about the weather — it's about Jesus and his pet rabbit that lays eggs, a lesser-known detail from the book of 1st Du-Bob (or maybe 2nd Dulations, he couldn't remember). Meanwhile, NASA's Artemis 2 crew is prepping for a 10-day trip around the moon, surviving on two short naps and proving humans can go further into deep space — which is comforting, considering the doctor you'll see in 10 years is currently using ChatGPT to pass organic chemistry. A new study confirmed that college students are using AI to get through coursework, which shocked absolutely no one except the people who funded the study.

Ask Uncle Bobby tackled a question from the "Bare Shelf Philosopher" about decluttering without succumbing to soulless minimalism. Bobby's advice? Cut the junk, not the soul. Keep what you use, love, or makes you feel human instead of a showroom mannequin. Fill empty corners with gloriously unnecessary things — dramatic plants, ridiculous sculptures, velvet chairs forged from pure audacity. Simplicity isn't subtraction; it's choosing what gets to stay and making the rest earn its rent. And if minimalism starts looking too much like a dentist's office, call the helpline: 1-800-HOARD-ON. Also on the docket: a West Virginia manhunt involving a chicken coop dispute (yes, people were living in it), a deputy who ignored a school zone speeder in front of Choctaw, and a reminder that the Fry It For a Cause Fish Fry benefiting One Hopeful Place is two weeks away — April 17th, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Liza Jackson Park. Tickets are $20, include Dewey Destin's fish (fish, fish, fish), and sell out fast, so don't show up empty-handed expecting a dozen meals.

Transcript

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. Music from Bad Company on a Friday morning shooting star. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're doing well. B Team Morning Show's on the air. Brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (00:21) I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. And together, we're here to make your good Friday a little bit brighter. By the way, tomorrow and Sunday, the annual Spring Kite Festival is back on Okaloosa Island at the Boardwalk. (00:38) Going to be dozens of giant kites in the shapes of sea turtles, pandas, lobsters, and more. Reaching up to 100 feet in height. We'll be taking over the skies right by the Okaloosa Island Pier. It's free and open to the public tomorrow and on Sunday from 10 until 4. (00:56) So don't miss out on that. All right, Bobby. How are you doing this morning? Man, I'm doing peachy. I'm just here. I'm just being the giver that I am. Well, speaking of being givers, we associate those with good people. (01:13) And that sounds like you would consider yourself a good person. It's Good People Day, by the way. Oh, great. 24 hours for saints to humblebrag and the rest of us get to be judged for breathing wrong. 24 hours to act like Bobby. I mean, what is it? (01:29) Is this like the 24-hour window where everyone plays a saint, posts a quote in cursive, and then goes right back to cutting you off in traffic like it's a sport? I don't know. I'll be here handing out gold stars for basic decency. Redeemable nowhere. (01:44) Just like most apologies. Yeah. Sorry. All right. Hey, folks. Good People Day is that annual civic cods play where, you know, everybody pretends their moral compass isn't just a fridge magnet that they got at a bank. (02:00) You know, you do one decent thing on purpose. Hold a door, tip like you've met a waiter before, call your mom without needing bell money, and, well, you're supposed to feel spiritually powerwashed for the next 364 days. The rules are simple. (02:15) Be helpful. Be human. Don't make it weird. And for the love of God, don't post it like you're campaigning for sainthood. Okay? Yeah, it's absurd. Sure. But it's also the one day a year we all agree to act like the people we swear we are when nobody's watching. (02:34) It's Good People Day. Celebrate today, Bobby. That's right. Don't post about it. Nazareth and Love Hurts. It's 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (02:54) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Friday morning leading into Easter weekend. Of course, today is Good Friday, and there's going to be a lot of events, Easter brunches happening this weekend. We've got a list of some events happening this weekend and many more for the month of April. (03:11) As a whole, on our website, just go to thebteamshow.com and click on events. Well, we started out with our National Day calendar talking about Good People Day. And when I think of good people, I think of our rainbow chasers like Gary and Larry and Barry. (03:33) Oh, the LGBs. The Aryans. Yeah, the Aryans. And we're talking about our LGBs. Today, folks, if your name's Gary, Larry, or Barry, it's Find a Rainbow Day. Yeah, because apparently the weather owes you a scavenger hunt, and the sky's got to do arts and crafts for your feelings. (03:49) Oh, God, that's just so cringy. Oh, Find a Rainbow Day is that little calendar gremlin that tells grown adults to go outside and hunt for a color arc like it's a missing set of car keys. And, well, the sky's going to help you find it. (04:04) Yeah, the rules are simple. You've got to wait for the sun and the rain to stop bickering and then stare upward like you've never seen weather before and pretend it's a spiritual experience instead of basic optics, right? Now, you can take a picture, make a wish, post it online, or just stand there quietly reconsidering how you ended up scheduling joy between dentist appointments. (04:24) Either way, it's a low-stakes excuse to look up for once. So, before you go right back to staring down at your problem like it owes you money, take a moment and find a rainbow. There you go. So, again, Gary, Larry, and Barry. (04:42) You should say it in order. Larry, Gary, and Barry. LGB. Oh, that's right. LGB. Larry, Gary, and Barry. I forgot how. To the Aryans. I forgot how that little acronym works. Yeah, well, you're from Iowa. Look at your marine forecast is coming up. (04:59) Words are hard. Yeah, they are. By the way, yesterday we were talking about having mush mouth and getting tongue-tied. Will told me I should just go back to looking windows. I told him the tinted ones taste the best. Yeah, well, my problem was my tongue got wrapped around my eye teeth. (05:16) I couldn't see what I was saying. Now you've really screwed up my mind. We'll be back in five minutes when Schuyler figures out that statement. Let me get through this stroke first. Look at your marine forecast is next. ZZ Top's Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers on a Friday morning. (05:42) Yeah, there you go. Is that what we're doing this weekend? Raising hell? I fit at least one of those profiles. Which one? I don't know. Depends on the day. I was going to say, it could be one or the other. Just never know. (05:57) Could be both some days, too. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick butt. Well, I'm all out of bubble gum. I guess that leaves only one option, huh? Yeah, Beer Drinkers and Raisin Cane on a Friday morning. It's the B Team Morning Show. (06:13) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And speaking of Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers, it's World Party Day. Yeah, because nothing says global unity like strangers dancing in your kitchen and calling it diplomacy. (06:31) It doesn't look like that. Oh, folks, World Party Day lands on April 3rd like a glitter bomb in a library. Yeah, technically unnecessary, weirdly optimistic, and impossible to fully clean up. Yeah, the whole premise is that if enough people throw a party, yes, on purpose, we might accidentally stumble into world peace, or at least stop doom-scrolling long enough to remember we have knees. (06:57) You know, it's a holiday built on the radical theory that joy is contagious and strangers aren't always a threat, which is adorable in the same way a toddler thinks a cape grants invincibility. So consider this your official permission slip to be social, slightly irresponsible, and just hopeful enough to scare yourself. (07:20) World Party Day. Celebrate accordingly. We're going to crack open that bottle of bourbon. What about now? Yeah, like I have to wait for a Friday to do that. True. Why didn't you tell me we could do this earlier? (07:37) All I can do to get out of bed and show up here on a Friday. Yeah. Actually, I'd rather be here on a Friday than I would on a Monday. True. True that. It's a good Friday at that, folks. Leading into Easter weekend, a quick reminder coming up two weeks from today, you can get yourself a plate of Dewey Destin's Fish. (07:58) Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish. It's the third annual Fry It For a Cause One Hopeful Place Fish Fry. Tickets are $20 apiece, and each meal includes Dewey Destin's Fish, fries. Fish, fish, fish, fish, fish. (08:14) A little bit of a reverb in here or something. Fish, fries, hush puppies, and coleslaw, plus ice cold Coke. So don't miss out. That comes up two weeks from today. By the way, you need to buy the tickets in advance, because that's something that always sells out. (08:30) You're not going to be able to show up and say, I need a dozen meals for the office. You need to buy them in advance. We've got the link to do so on our events page at thebteamshow.com. All right, well, since it is Friday, it's national don't go to work unless it's fun day. (08:48) Yeah, so basically half the country's calling out, and the other half found out their job's a carnival. Hey, national don't go to work unless it's fun day is that shiny little calendar excuse to stare at your job like a wet sandwich and ask, is this doing anything for me? (09:06) See, the premise is simple. If the day is not at least mildly enjoyable, you're allowed to treat going in as an optional side quest. No, it's not a revolution. No, it's a pressure valve. (09:22) You know, one day where the grownups pretend joy is a policy and not a scheduling error. So use it to audit your life, negotiate your soul, and just practice saying no without writing a three-paragraph apology like a hostage. (09:39) National don't go to work unless it's fun day. So there you go. Before you think about getting around, decide whether you think it's going to be fun or not. Yeah, there you go. That's why Bobby and I came in, because we always have fun. Yeah, let's go with that. Minutes away from 7 o'clock. (09:56) It's Friday. Thanks for hanging with us on 100.3 KROCK. Stand by for more rock. 100.3 KROCK. There's Genesis. Just a job to do. (10:12) Just a job to do. I thought they were lazier than Senn. Well, now you sound like you're talking about Congress. Well, that's, yeah, they're lazier than Senn for sure. Well, hey, you know, speaking of Congress and lazier than Senn, I've got a huge news flash for you. (10:28) You're not going to believe this. This is a big story out today coming from PsyPost, right? What is that? It's a psychology. Oh, okay. Website. Yeah, website, periodical. I know you're going to find this crazy, because I'm just shocked about it, and I'm glad they did this study, but your happiness in politics mostly comes down to whether your side is in charge or not. (10:58) Holy crap. Who would have guessed that? So this study found that people feel better when they agree with what the government is doing and worse when they don't. Who would have ever thought? (11:14) That's rocket science right there. I wonder how much we paid for that study. Yeah. Now, during the time period study, which a period of Democratic backsliding, Republicans reported higher happiness and life satisfaction overall, largely because they were more likely to support the government actions. (11:33) Now, Democrats showed the opposite at first. Their happiness dipped when they disagreed with what was happening politically, but gradually bounced back over time as they adjusted. Yeah, after they licked their wounds. (11:48) So there you go. I'm sure all of you are sitting out there aghast and just shocked in this stunning revelation. Took my breath away. Brought to you by Sipost, right? (12:06) Paid for by a grant provided by tax dollars. Probably. Yeah. Funded by USAID. 63 degrees and overcast skies right now. Really? A high of 80 today? (12:22) How about that? Then 20% chance of thunderstorms tomorrow, a high of 81. And Easter looks rather soggy, 78 and 70% chance of steady afternoon rainfall. (12:39) So it might be a little bit of a washout. Well, that makes it fun. But Sunday is not about the weather, Bobby. It's about Jesus. I thought, yeah, and he has a pet rabbit that lays eggs. (12:57) Yeah, that came out of the Democrat Bible, probably. See, as a little known fact, see what was happening, it's there. You just got to read the fine print. See, Jesus was there. (13:13) He was trying to roll the stone away, and it was a little heavy. From the tomb? Yeah, it got a little stuck. Got a little stuck when he was coming back. And there just happened to be a rabbit that was hopping by, and the rabbit saw that it was Jesus trying to get out of the tomb, so he helped him roll the stone over so he could get out of the tomb. (13:29) And when he did, Jesus was thanking him, and then he saw a little nest with eggs right there. Yeah. Because that's what rabbits do. And so he put a little handle on it, and he gave the eggs to the rabbit and said, go and spread these eggs as part of my gospel. (13:45) You didn't know that, did you? I hadn't heard that one before. Yeah. And what book was that in? That's what I'm here for. It's 1st Du-Bob. Oh, okay. I was going to say Babylonians or something. Yeah. And Dulations. Dulations. Not familiar with that one. (14:03) Yeah, I can't remember if it was 1st or 2nd Dulations, but it's there. I think that came out of the Catholic Bible. 7.09 is the time. We've got plenty to get to. I hear there's a Du-Bob rant on the way. Could be. (14:19) I haven't had one of those since you've been back, really. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to live the peaceful life. Well, let's say screw that. I'm trying to be freaking Zen over here, man. Do you see any monks over in Greece? (14:36) No. Oh, okay. I figured that's where your peace and solemn state came from. Well, actually, in the Orthodox Church, the priests, I mean, they're not as happy, but that's mainly because they're allowed to marry. (14:53) At least they're keeping their hands off the little boys. That's true. Yeah. It's true. Yeah, you don't see a lot of that. Yeah. I'm waiting to get a text from a Catholic. (15:10) Oh, there's John Hillsman. Robert Plant on the B Team Morning Show. 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (15:26) Yeah, let it ride with B-T-O. Who is B-T-O, Bobby? B Team Others? Barack Hussein Obama. Exactly. Or maybe Bachman-Trenner Overdrive. (15:41) All right, do we have an update on Artemis 2, the trip back to the moon? It's in space. Is it? Mm-hmm. Yeah, the astronauts of NASA's Artemis 2 mission say this flight is about much more than just going to the moon. (15:58) It's about proving humans can go further and stay longer in deep space. In interviews with ABC News, the four-person crew described the mission as a test run for the future of space exploration. They'll travel around the moon and back on roughly a 10-day journey, becoming the first humans to leave low Earth orbit in more than 50 years. (16:21) Now, the crew emphasized that this isn't a sightseeing trip. It's a critical step towards building a long-term human presence on the moon, which is fascinating to think about. They revealed that they had been surviving on just two short naps, joking that sleeping in space is a comical thing. (16:38) Well, yeah, you kind of have to strap yourself down, don't you? Because you just float. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Now, when you were born, or when you were a kid, getting to the moon was, well, Neil Armstrong went to the moon 10 years before you were born. Yeah, but, yeah, I mean, pretty much in my conscious life, we were doing the shuttle. (16:56) I remember when we had the first shuttle. Right. And we weren't really doing moon trips anymore. But now we're going back. Mm-hmm. It's crazy. I certainly think we're leading the world when it comes to outer space. (17:12) Yeah. Yeah. Hey, speaking of leading the world, now, this is actually a Korea Regional Review, but out of UPI, United Press International. Okay. It's another study. I know you're going to find this one hard to believe, too. (17:28) All right. This is another shocker. AI is now a regular part of college life, and most students are using it to get through Yeah, what a shock. Hey, like I said before, just think about it. That doctor you're going to get 10 years from now is currently using Chad GPT. (17:46) Isn't that scary? Now, a new survey found the majority of college students are using artificial intelligence in their coursework, mainly to help understand tough materials, save time, and even improve their grades. Students say AI is especially useful for things like explaining concepts, brainstorming ideas, and speeding up assignments. (18:06) But it's not replacing schoolwork entirely. At the same time, the report highlights a gray area. While AI is widely used, schools are still figuring out how to handle it, and expectations around when it's okay or not remain unclear. (18:23) It's interesting you bring up that whole point about doctors referring to AI. Well, here's the thing about it, and here's the way I look at it. The parallel I see is roughly 20, 30 years ago, we had this brand new thing called the World Wide Web, and we ended up with Wikipedia, and the MedMDs, and all of that of the world, right? (18:48) And what was happening is schools were, well, you can't use that. You need to go to the library, and you need valid research, and blah, blah, blah, blah. It was just a force to be reckoned with, right? Now, they've got to the point of, hey, here's how you use it safely. (19:04) Here's how you verify your sources. Here's how you double-check what you're seeing. Here's how you don't just trust what you find, and blah, blah, blah. AI is the same thing. It's a tool. It's not a replacement. It's a tool. And the sooner we start treating it like that, then trying to come up with these zero-tolerance ideas of, well, you just can't use it, I mean, the better off we're going to be. (19:29) Now, AI is not the problem. Humans that use AI are the problem. Exactly, because AI can definitely get it wrong. You need to check the sources. You need to check the facts. And AI will lie with impunity. I mean, it will absolutely convincingly tell you it is X. (19:49) When it has no more studied, it has inferred. And that's the other thing that a lot of people don't understand. When you hand AI a 300-page manuscript and you... Tell it to read it. It is not actually reading it. It skims it. It infers what it's going after and then tells you what's going on. It's an inference engine. It'll read the first few lines of a long document and the last few lines of the long document, maybe a couple of bits in the middle, and then tell you what it was talking about and infer all the fill-in. (20:27) Even Gmail is doing that now with a longer email thread. It'll give you an AI summary. It's not always accurate. A lot of times it is fairly accurate, but it's not perfect. It can be. It can be, but it can also get things very, very wrong. I think it's just a matter of instead of fighting the tool, learn the tool, learn the right ways to use the tool and move forward. (20:56) The fact is, you look back at 15 years ago with Sully, with the water landing in the Hudson and the FAA was saying, well, the simulator says that you could have made it to Teterboro. (21:13) It takes time to even process what happened and even figure out that you lost all your engine power. I mean, they took the human element out of it. So yeah, there you go. I guess that's our AI rant for this good Friday morning. It's 7.28. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Appreciate you all dialing in. Coming up in, what, 20 minutes or so? We're going to ask Uncle Bobby for advice this morning. (21:40) Yeah. Yeah. How about that? We'll take a break and pay a couple bills. We'll look at your weekend weather forecast is next on 100.3 KROCK. I'm Omni Broadcasting Meteorologist Jennifer Wojcicki with your updated forecast. Cloudy skies expected today with daytime highs approaching 77. Southeast winds 8 to 15 miles per hour. (22:04) Partly cloudy skies with fog and spots tonight. Lows level off around 66. Slight chance of thunderstorms with fog and spots early tomorrow. Daytime highs approaching 78. Partly cloudy. I'm Omni Broadcasting's Meteorologist Jennifer Wojcicki. (22:21) Big news Emerald Coast. Car's floor trader outlet of Fort Walton Beach is growing now with a brand new store in Destin. That's right. The largest in stock flooring selection on the Gulf Coast just got even bigger and priced to save you money. One trusted name, two convenient locations. Celebrate the grand opening in Destin, just a half mile east of the Destin Commons and shop. (22:45) I'm Bobby Dewrell, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Folks, three weeks from tomorrow, Bobby and I will be out broadcasting live at Liza Jackson School. Yeah, looking forward to that. We've got some interviews coming up with some teachers and students, students off the local trip and teachers that were actually once students there themselves. (23:09) And Liza Jackson alum. Yeah. Now on staff. Looking forward to it. It should be a good time. It's from 11 to 1.30 on Saturday, April 25th. And it's open to the public, right? As far as I know. If not, sorry. (23:24) If not, sorry. We'll just tell you about it. Yeah. No, no, no. It's open. It's a 25th anniversary celebration. Come enjoy, see the school, see where they've grown into. Very nice school, by the way. Very nice school. We've got more details on this event at thebteamshow.com. (23:40) Just click on the events tab and we'll try to get some more details on what all they have planned for that day next week. Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully. I mean, I don't know anybody in charge over there that could speak about it. I bet you don't. You don't happen to share anything with the principal there, do you? (24:00) I don't know anybody at that school. I have no affiliation. None at all. But yeah, we'll try to get some more details on that when Bobby and I take a field trip over there on Monday. Yeah. School bus coming to pick us up? You know, wouldn't that be cute? It would be. Can we make that happen? Maybe. I think the principal over there would... (24:16) Man, I can't get any favors out of the principal over there. I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe I'll have better luck. All right. Uncle Bobby and Three Minutes After Hearts, now on 100.3 KROCK. That guy. Mm-hmm. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. (24:31) It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. It's time. That guy. Mm-hmm. It's time to hear from him. What do you say? Yeah. Uh-huh. The daily advice you didn't know you needed to task Uncle Bobby, weekday mornings, well, sometime during the seven o'clock hour, right here on the B Team Morning Show, all stitched together by our friends by Tomcat Custom Apparel. (24:55) That's right. Reminding you, Easter egg hunts teach kids an important lesson, that the prepared people get the good stuff. Well, same rule applies to custom shirts, hats, and gear. Show C, by Tomcat Custom Apparel. Ask for Tom or Cat, where the apparel is custom. (25:13) All right, Uncle Bobby. Actually, after my conversation with Tom yesterday, or call me. I need the commission. Oh, really? Well, yeah. Just give Bobby a jingle. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby, you hear from the Bear Shelf Philosopher. (25:30) That sounds interesting. Dear Uncle Bobby. B-A-R-E. Bear, as in, as in void. Yeah, not bear toys. Not bear as in grr. Grr. Grr. All right. Bear, as in like, bear chest. (25:47) Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Dear Uncle Bobby. Something Schuyler hasn't seen since he was two. We'll discuss that off the air. Dear Uncle Bobby, I am overwhelmed by clutter, and I want a simpler life. (26:02) But minimalism feels cold and performative. So how do I simplify without making my home feel empty and joyless? Look, minimalism is not a lifestyle, okay? It's a public relations campaign for people who panic when an object has personality. (26:19) I mean, come on. They call it peace, but it's really just indecision with a white paint job, okay? An empty room is not clarity. No, it's a waiting room for your own thoughts to start heckling you. Look, you're overwhelmed by clutter, okay? (26:35) But you can smell the trap. The moment you try to simplify, some smug little voice tells you the only clean answer is a home that looks like a dentist's office. Well, that's not relief. That's just trading mess for misery and calling it enlightenment. Look, you want simple, great. (26:53) Keep what you use. Keep what you love. Keep what makes you feel like a human being instead of a showroom mannequin. You know, the problem is not stuff. The problem is cowardly stuff that sits around contributing nothing like a freeloader with a scented candle addiction. (27:10) Okay, look, cut the junk, not the soul, man. And if some self-appointed monk of taste tells you empty space is sacred, you treat that like someone telling you oxygen is a personality. Sacred space is for cathedrals and courtrooms, not your living room where you're supposed to live, laugh, and, I don't know, occasionally eat crackers over the sink at midnight. (27:33) Look, the worship of emptiness is intellectual pretentiousness dressed like a dentist's office. Look, here's how you beat minimalism at its own smug little game, okay? You gotta make your home look intentional, not sterile. Yeah, you leave one surface clear on purpose. (27:51) Then put something outrageous nearby. I don't know, like a velvet chair that has no business existing or a lamp that looks like it was forged from pure audacity. And then you call it functional art and you watch the minimalist short circuit. (28:06) Okay, do not aim for less. Aim for better and louder. If there is an empty corner, do not let it sit there acting superior. Fill it with something gloriously unnecessary, like a dramatic plan, a ridiculous sculpture. (28:25) How about a bookshelf that's only half books and half pure attitude, okay? Simplicity is not subtraction. It is choosing what gets to stay and making the rest, well, earn its rent. So yeah, simplify. (28:41) But don't you dare disinfect. You are not building a museum for absence. You're building a place to live. Cut the freeloaders, keep the humans, and let your home have a pulse. (28:57) And if you have a problem with being a minimalist, there's a helpline you can call, 1-800-HOARD-ON. There's Ask Uncle Bobby this Friday morning. All stitched together by TomCat Custom Apparel, where the apparel is custom. (29:13) And you can talk to Tom, or Cat, or Bobby, or Bobby now, now featuring Bobby. It's 7.53. We'll take a break. The 8 o'clock hour is just around the corner on 100.3 KROCK. Local news is next. (29:30) 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good Friday morning, literally good Friday morning to everybody out there. Santana, Evil Ways. (29:47) Santana was live over in Pensacola Wednesday night. Yeah, sure was. Sure was. Sure was. I know a few people went over that way. Pappy, you said? Yeah, Pappy. And Pittsburgh went? I think so, yeah. Took Franco. That's the name of the dog, right? (30:03) I think so, yeah. I was going to say, it's not Frisco. No, Franco. Franco. Now he's going to blow up my phone and call me every name in the book. Oh, wait. You ready? You ready? Watch this. Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh. And then he shows up. (30:18) It's like magic. It's like magic. No, I think the sleeves just popped off of his shirt. There weren't any sleeves to begin with. Choked on you. Overcast skies this morning, 68 degrees. It's not his fault, okay? (30:33) He does not have a concealed carry permit, so he's got to show those guns. Yeah, that's what it is. It's just constitutional carry in Florida, so he's got to show the guns. When was the last time that you talked to Pittsburgh and he actually used your name to address you? (30:49) Never. Okay, yeah. Usually starts with an M. He calls me sucker. Yeah, it usually starts with an M and ends with an R. But he has a lisp. (31:06) Now he's going to come punch you in the face. 80 degrees, partly sunny skies this afternoon, a high of 81 tomorrow. And then the soggy Easter Sunday rolls in on the back half of the weekend, a high of 78. (31:23) Check your full forecast in just a little bit. Two weeks from today, you can get yourself a plate of Dewey Destin's fish. Fish, fish, fish, fish. That's right. The one hopeful place to fry it for a cause. Fish Fry is coming up on Friday, April 17th at Liza Jackson Park from 11 till 1. (31:42) Buy your tickets now. Don't show up on that date and say, I'll take a dozen meals. Well, you can. You ain't going to get them. You ain't going to get them. That's right. You're going to go home empty handed. Now, they'll take your $200, but you're not getting any food. (31:57) Yeah, that's kind of how that works. But it's $20 per meal. All proceeds benefit one hopeful place right here at Fort Walton Beach. That includes fried fish, hush puppies, fries, coleslaw, and an ice cold Coke. (32:12) Or Coke Zero if you're Bobby. That's true. That's right. The link to buy those meal tickets online for the fish fry on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Isn't that snazzy? Snazzy. (32:27) Yeah. It would be nice if the Aryans would visit our website. Yeah, well, what do you expect out of a bunch of LGBs? Larry, Gary, and Barry. The LGB-Aryans. That's right. (32:43) It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell. Quick story for you coming out of West Virginia this morning. Mountain Mama? Yeah. Take me home. You know, Virginia don't smell like she used to. She doesn't? No. (32:59) That's just a shower. But anyway, go ahead. You were saying? Yeah. A dispute inside a chicken coop. Of course. Why wouldn't it be? And West Virginia has now turned into a manhunt. Well, there you go. A woman identified as Anna Groves is wanted for allegedly forcing her way into a chicken coop where a man and his daughter were living and threatening them over a money dispute. (33:20) Wait. Okay. Hang on. A man and his daughter were living in a chicken coop. Okay. This is West Virginia. I wanted to make sure I got... Whoa, that's called deluxe accommodations. Yes, it certainly is. (33:36) This is a clucked up story. Oh, man. The daughter told deputies Groves tried to enter while she was sleeping and threatened to kill her. Wow, that sounds like she was in a foul mood. Yes, she was, Bobby. Yeah. Keep on bringing on the bird jokes here. (33:52) The situation escalated quickly. Authorities say the daughter grabbed a knife and stabbed Groves, who then fled. She later showed up at a hospital and told deputies she didn't threaten to kill anyone, but admitted she went there to confront them over money. Groves is now facing a felony burglary charge of a chicken coop and remains wanted, while the woman who stabbed her is not facing charges. (34:17) Well, I guess she got pecked. Oh, for crying out loud. Yeah, that's a West Virginia story, folks. It just sticks in your craw, doesn't it? (34:32) Keep going. Keep going. We've still got another 20 seconds of intro on this song. Surely you've got one more singer in you. No, I'm going to let it be. I'm going to let it be. You don't have to always crow. All right, I think we're past our prime on that one. (34:49) Jerry Rafferty, Baker Street. It's Friday morning, the B Team Morning Show. Baker's coop. That's KTV. Lord have mercy. It is Good Friday at that. (35:06) 68 degrees in Destin, Fort Walton Beach. Partly sunny skies this afternoon, and 80 will be our daytime high. Are the kids in school today? As far as I know. Yeah, so they're going to school on Good Friday? Yeah, as far as I know. (35:21) I mean, I could be wrong. Hey, I drove by Choctaw, and obviously kids were going into school there. Yeah, it was going on. You know, it's kind of funny. I was driving in this morning and drove by Choctaw. Saw the kids going into school and everything. Thought that was really cool. (35:36) Ended up one of the front cars right there at the red light. You know, that red light right there in front of Choctaw before you get to Pryor. The crosswalk there, yeah. Yeah, and so light turns red, and the guy in the lane next to me just fires off and goes flying away. I mean, I made it up to 20. (35:52) He was still pulling away. I had to be doing 25, 30 miles an hour. Hope he likes his ticket. Well, you know, you would think, but the deputy sitting there in car 24-02 right behind him, you just let him go. Sped up and kept up with him. That's worse than just ignoring it and turning a blind eye. (36:12) Yep. So there you go, deputy. I don't know if you're listening. Sheriff, I don't know if you're listening. But yeah, sure enough, I didn't even bother to pull the guy over. I mean, hey, look, I'm not saying pull him over and get tickets. We all go blind sometimes, right? (36:27) But just, you know, a little pop of the lights. Like, hey, slow down. Because, I mean, he went flying through Pryor. Yeah, and that's the next block up. That's the next school zone. It's all one big school zone. Right. Geez. (36:42) Yeah, anyway. Yeah, basically all the way, what, from like Navy to... Yeah, I wouldn't be able to call the street names off the... Or Denton from... Well, just after Mooney to past Denton. Yeah. Yeah, just past Denton. (36:57) So, yeah. Just a reminder. Yeah. Again, look. Look, I'm not about somebody getting a ticket, right? I mean, that's not my point. But a little, you know, like I said, boop, boop. Hey. Hey, whoa, whoa. Slow down. (37:12) You know? Now, you might be getting a ticket in the mail. No, because remember, it has to be a 10-mile-an-hour threshold. So, yeah, if he was over the 10-mile-an-hour. But I still don't think that's an excuse to just let it ride. (37:28) Ignore it. Turn a blind eye. Hmm. Or speed up to keep up. Exactly. Exactly. All right. Let's take a break. It's 827. Final half hour of the show coming up for us before, well, Peter Cottontail comes and snatches us out of the studio. (37:45) Yeah, something like that. All right. Quick break. A look at your forecast is coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. Advice for folks not named Bobby or Schuyler. You better run. That's right. On a Friday morning. That's right. Hey, remember, it was don't go to work unless it's fun day. (38:02) So, if you're at work, you must be having fun. That's right. That's right. Hey, quick reminder. We're going to talk more about this in the coming weeks. But Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach, on Saturday, May 9th, from 11 to 3, they're going to be doing their Boats and Crawfish Boil event again. (38:20) Now, this is a free and open to the public event. You can come check out the latest and greatest in Grady White Boats. Boats. Boats. Boat. Boat. Boat. I can't do it. Grady White Boats. Boat. (38:35) Boat. Boats. Boats. Yeah. Boats. I can't do it. Like the marine forecast girl says. I can't do it. But they're going to be serving up 500 pounds. I'm Michael Cotter. 500 pounds of fresh crawfish. Oh. Yeah. When is this? (38:50) On Saturday, May 9th. I may, I may, I may, I may, I may join in for that. You going to do that? Of course. Yeah. Oh, Saturday, May 9th. We've got to be having Crestview. Well, later in the afternoon. (39:05) Oh, okay. So you're going to go dress like a pirate, eat some crawfish, get that all over you, and then go smell like a dead fish up in Crestview. That's not my problem. Right? Yeah. (39:20) There you go. That's one way to look at it. Uh-huh. Nothing a little body spray can't fix. No. No. No. No. This is not a chest, double chest to pitsies, or double pitsies to chest. (39:35) That's on Saturday, May 9th. The boats and crawfish boil at Marine Max. We've got more details on the events tab at TheBTeamShow.com. Here's Triumph on 100.3 KROCK. We're signing off in four minutes. (39:50) Stay with us. Uh-huh. It's the same old story all over again. Lay it on the line. The classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. And now it's not. (40:11) That's right. We're out of time. We want to thank all of our sponsors for helping put the show together today, including Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We want to wish everybody a very safe, enjoyable, and happy Easter weekend. Remember, if you missed any of today's show, you can find everything we talked about, from the wacky stories and local news and events to today's Ask Uncle Bobby feature and the daily holidays as well, all at thebteamshow.com. Plus, we've got the show available for you up there on demand as well. (40:48) That's right. And if you're anybody but Larry, Gary, or Barry, you'll probably listen to it. You know what my favorite part was? It was Bear, on Wednesday, saying, you know, if you guys only had a show from 9 to noon, well folks, if you listened at all, you know that you can go out and it posts at about 9.04 every day, the B Team Rewind, which is our show in its entirety, all three hours, that you can listen to, starting at 9.04. (41:25) And if you add three to nine, what do you get, Scott? No, don't answer that. It's fine. You go to 12, so it's kind of like a 9 to noon show. Yeah, but you play it when you want to play it. Exactly. But you could listen to it 9 to noon, if that better suits you. Uh-huh. You could listen to it noon to 3. (41:43) You could listen to it 3 to 6. That's true. So there you go. All those possibilities available to you, just five short minutes. And honestly, I don't even think it takes five minutes sometimes, but you know, just five short minutes after we're done, that show is posted. It's up there. It's ready for you to play back at your leisure. You can even pause it if you have to take a work call and can come back to it. (42:06) I mean, the things that we do, but you know, Bear couldn't figure that out. Yeah. Well, there's just some people that don't appreciate it. Or that don't understand. I mean, you know, I understand that you're scared of technology and, well, Bear's scared of higher thought. (42:22) Yeah. You know, we know Larry listens, but we talk a lot about, you know, Bear and Gary, and they don't even listen. You know, we talk enough about Larry that I think I'm going to start sending him a bill. Yeah. We've probably sent him half a dozen clients here. Yeah. I think that's what I, I think I made that, uh, made that announcement on our, uh, on our B team, uh, our big team on our bourbon with the boys, uh, show, uh, what about a month ago that I said, yeah, we just, whatever, whatever, whatever company we mentioned, I'm just going to send them a bill. I think I may need to start doing that. (42:55) I think so too. Yeah. Let's, let's get a whole list. Where's the yellow pages? Yeah. Larry, just, uh, be sure to send us your, uh, be sure to send us your billing address. I'll just drop it off at your house later. How's that? Oh, that's right. You're right down the street. You can even do collections. I know where he lives. (43:11) All right. We're out of time. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. Hope you all have a great, uh, great Easter weekend. We'll see you back here Monday morning, Bobby, get us on out. Hey folks. Thanks for listening to the BT morning show. You're leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald coast. Now we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day. And we appreciate the fact that you settled down on this wild ride that we call a morning show, but it's come that time of day, we got to get on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling. (43:41) Never settle for the ordinary until the next time The B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B team redux.