Ex-Spouse Day & the Liver Mix-Up: Why Florida's Weirdest Holidays Can't Compete with One Doctor's Fatal Surgical Nightmare

(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. That's Jet on the classic rock station. 100.3 KROCK, the B Team Morning Show is on the air. By the way, I heard from Sherry with One Hopeful Place, some tickets are still left for Friday's Fish Fry. (00:16) It's not too late. $20 a plate gets you Dewey Destin's Fish. Yes, yes, yes. Hush puppies, fries, coleslaw, and an ice cold Coca-Cola product. Now it happens on Friday from 11 to 1 at Liza Jackson Park. (00:31) We've got the link to buy your tickets on the events tab at our website, thebteamshow.com. We need a jingle for it, like the old Farmers Only. You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com. (00:49) If we only knew some people and bands that could write us jingles. Who do we want to give a shout out to for a jingle? I don't know. Jessica, are you listening? Shane? Sugar Shane, tell Jessica she needs to write us a jingle. Jingle for thebteamshow.com. (01:04) Well, today on the National Day calendar, we toast to you. The one we decided to get rid of. It's Ex-Spouse Day. Oh, that's right. It's the day you get to celebrate by doing nothing. Just like your marriage counselor suggested, except this time it actually works. (01:21) Yeah, it does work eventually. Oh, Ex-Spouse Day is, well, it's a special little holiday where you pretend you're emotionally mature enough to acknowledge the person you once swore was your forever, and then legally rebrand it as a lesson learned. (01:39) You know, look, it's not about getting back together. Relax. It's about taking one day to salute the shared history, the mutual property damage, and the sacred art of biting your tongue like a full-time job with no benefits. Look, you can send a polite text, raise a glass, or just sit quietly and think the universe for lawyers in separate bathrooms. (02:02) Look, if you're doing it right, you'll feel a warm mix of gratitude, regret, and the faint urge to change your passwords again. It's Ex-Spouse Day, so those of you out there that have gone through that, have a cold one for us today. (02:19) Yeah, yeah, there you go. All right, we'll take a break. Look at your marine forecast is on the way, plus more nonstop classic rock with the B Team, right here on 100.3 KROCK. You actually like this? Yeah, dude, it's classic rock. Well, there's more where that came from. (02:35) 100.3 KROCK. KROCK. Boston. Yeah. Don't look back. Is that how they really say it up there? I don't know, man, something like that. Because you've been to Boston before. Yeah, and we could not communicate. (02:50) Really? Did you go to Cheers? Yeah, yeah, actually I did, too. It's the Bull, I forget what it's called, the Bull and Whip, or something like that. But yeah, it's the place that Cheers was actually inspired by. (03:05) I got a parking ticket in front of it. Isn't it right by Yale? No. No? No. I thought it was. But it was the Bullwinkle or something. Right now there's somebody from Boston losing their mind because they can't remember the full name of it. (03:21) It's probably Creed Burkhardt. Yeah, probably. I can see him yelling at the radio now. You idiot! And then he'll talk to us about it in a couple weeks and say, that's funny. Yeah. (03:36) All right, a high today of 82 degrees. We'll check that full forecast in just a little bit. We are the B Team Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (03:51) And today on terrific Taco Tuesday, we celebrate Reach As High As You Can Day. Oh, I'd like to send this one out to Elizabeth Burkhardt, Elizabeth Vann, Sharon Burt. All the tall ladies we know. That's right. (04:06) Yeah. Oh, man. Anyway, and Little Trouble. You know who you are. I won't call your name out. But anyway, yeah, Reach As High As You Can Day. It's just what we needed. Another day for people with ladders and delusions. Yeah, I'll just be over here reaching for the remote, by the way. (04:23) Uh-huh. Yeah. Reach As High As You Can Day is that special little calendar hiccup where we all pretend stretching your arms toward the ceiling is, well, it's the ambition that can be fixed with a good shoulder pop. (04:38) You know, the idea is simple. Aim higher than you usually do. You know, career goals, dreams, top shelf. You know, whatever's been sitting up there judging you. It's wholesome on paper. It's dangerous in practice because half of you are going to reach for enlightenment and end up on a wobbly chair with a broom handle and a lawsuit. (05:00) So, still, I respect it. Look, one day a year we admit we want more and then immediately negotiate with gravity, reality, and your own questionable decision making. Yeah. So, enjoy your day there, Stepstool. That's right. (05:15) It's a BT Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Busy weekend here on the Emerald Coast coming up. Fish Fry on Friday. Care on the Coast. Turtle Fest at the Gulfarium on Saturday. And another PAWS adoption event Saturday as well. We've got all the details on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (05:33) Here's Van Halen on 100.3 KROG. The Ramones. I want to be sedated. Amen. It's a BT Morning Show on a Tuesday. A high today. Sorry, did I say that out loud? Well, I don't blame you at all. (05:50) I don't blame you at all. Coming up here in just a little bit, we're going to get into Ask Uncle Bobby in the next hour. Your daily advice right here on the B Team Morning Show. All stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. (06:05) That's right. Where the apparel is custom. Is custom. Oh, wait, wait, I had a new one. Yeah. Where the custom apparel is made for you. Let's see if we can just come up with the most ignorant taglines for him. So, talking about wanting to be sedated. (06:25) I want to be sedated and plug my nose. Yeah. When I talk about this holiday. Yeah. International Be Kind to Lawyers Day. Oh, yeah, sure. Why not? Because once a year we should pretend that sharks are misunderstood. Oh, it says sharks. (06:41) I thought it said Larry. International Be Kind to Lawyers Day is a rare calendar miracle where we all pretend the person billing you by the quarter hour is a misunderstood artist. Yeah. (06:56) See, you don't have to bake cookies or name your firstborn Esquire or anything. Just try saying thanks without sounding like you're testifying. Look, it's a day for small mercies. Tip your hat to the folks who translate human bad decisions into paperwork and somehow keep a straight face. (07:16) Just consider it a 24-hour ceasefire in the eternal war between common sense and fine print. International Be Kind to Lawyers Day. Is it worth mentioning? I'm not doing it. (07:31) No? I'm related to too damn many of them. I ain't doing it. Okay. All right. Yeah. Sorry, Larry, Jay, Casey, Dustin. (07:46) I feel like you just named a few. Maybe so. Bill. Mark. You done? Probably not. We got two more hours of this show. (08:02) We'll start our list here in just a minute. PT Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Whitney. Shiraz. Local News. Coming up. Moose. Where do you think you're going? Moorock. (08:17) Next. 100.3 KROCK. Joe Walsh in Life's Been Good So Far. Is that true? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. (08:32) Good morning. It's a beautiful day outside. Beautiful sunshine. 56 degrees, though, right now. Really? Is that right? It felt a little warmer than that. A high of 81 here this afternoon. Lots of sunshine. We're going to see sunshine today, tomorrow, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. (08:54) And then you'll see some cloud cover maybe on Sunday. A little chilly this morning. See, I thought it felt warmer than 56. But maybe I'm just nuts. Felt a little chilly. We are at the BT Morning Show. (09:10) That's right. And Larry Hibbs is apparently awake. Yeah. You got that text message. I did. He said it was time to be kind. No. And I just laughed and I said, have you ever known Bobby to be kind? Look, if I'm nice to you, I probably hate you. (09:26) He just texted me back. He said he's nice when he needs something. We can always count on one of the Aryans to be listening to us. He's the only one. That's why he gets to be the leader. (09:41) He's not the only one, but he's the only consistent one. That's true. Because Bear and Gary are about as reliable as a meteorologist. You would think Bear would start listening more, considering how reliable you are to help him move. Yeah. (09:56) Safety announcement. If Bayer asks you what you're doing this weekend, the answer is you're busy, right? Exactly. I'm busy. What are you doing stuff? I got a lot of things going on. Yeah, I got to get a haircut. I got to get the guy to place the thing just, you know, there's stuff going on. I can't get into it right now. But no, I'm not helping you move. Yeah. (10:22) At least I didn't get roped into the pizza party at my house, you know, like you did. Yeah, well, that was 30 years ago. That has not happened again. Well, I got a sausage biscuit from McDonald's out of it. And besides, you know, at my age now, you call me under those pretenses and, you know, hey, since everybody's here, can you help with my back, man? I got sciatica. (10:48) Get you out of jail every time. Every time. We are the BT Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill & Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi and Miramar Beach. Got a follow up from the Amber Alert that was issued yesterday in Santa Rosa County. Family pleading for help. We'll get to that here in just a little bit. You also found another story out of Walton County that we'll get to follow up, follow up to a previously reported story. (11:17) Yeah, definitely. So, yeah, we've got stuff to get to. And if you've missed if you've missed the BT Morning Show Redux at the BTeamShow.com. Well, you're a loser. You're a loser. Actually, you're a Gary McCoy or a Bear Toys. You're a GB. Yeah, GBT. (11:37) Mm hmm. Yeah, we've got all the all the episodes pretty much from from the month of March when when Bobby was gone. I finally got them all done. Here's the thing. It's easy to get behind on those when when you have a when you have a partner that doesn't pull his weight. That would be Tom. That would be Tom. So I want to wish you best of luck Thursday, Friday, Monday. Well, Tom's not even showing up Thursday. So I got I got whispering Jim. (12:07) Oh, all right. So you get to deal with Jim on the radio and on a podcast Thursday night. Same day. Same day. It's going to it's like book ending my day. By the way, Thursday night, our bourbon with the boys podcast because I'm going to be gone. So it's going to be Bobby Jim McPherson, Tom Mason and the legendary Captain Billy Boleg 63 Charlie Potts. (12:31) That that's true of which none of them know how to run any of the damn equipment. So should be fun. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's gonna be a blast. Yeah. How can I phone into that show? Yeah, ain't happening. (12:47) I kind of want it to happen. I think it'd be it'd be entertaining for me. Yeah, sure. And I'll tell you what, I'll have I'll have a bourbon ready. Beside me and we'll just we'll sit together. Sound like a plan. All right, good. It's a it's a date. There's a Steve Miller band and jungle love on the classic rock station 100.3 KROCK. It's The B Team morning show scatter black Bobby do well. Yeah, my National Weather Service is still saying 56 degrees out there. I just think that's wrong. Yeah, what do you think my what do you think my phone says it is outside? I don't know. 62. Okay. National Weather Service is just not reliable, man. They're just not. The B team morning show rolls on this morning. We talked about this yesterday towards the end of the show as the amber alert was issued in Santa Rosa County. (13:43) Mm hmm. But channel three W. A. R. and Pensacola had a story on pleads from the family family and Milton is pleading for help finding their missing daughter. 15 year old Adriana Hernandez was last seen last Tuesday, April 7th on a statewide amber alert was issued Monday morning in connection to her disappearance. Now, Adriana was treated as a runaway, but now authorities believe she may have been taken against her will. (14:13) And her parents say she has never run away from home before the family statements since in Spanish were translated to English. And here's what Adriana's family or father Alejandro had to say in translation to English. We her parents are worried. The whole family is worried and we miss you. Please come back. Alejandro says his daughter has been missing for six days at that time, and she was last seen at their home on Bruce Lane and Milton. (14:42) When he woke up early Tuesday morning, she was gone. An urgent search is now underway across state lines. Even FBI personnel are helping the family and family says we are very grateful for the help, but we still don't know where our daughter is. Channel three asked Alejandro if he believes someone kidnapped his daughter. And he said, we really don't know. We can't speculate about that. But I do know there are some adults who are manipulating her because Adriana is a girl who has never left home. And I believe someone is behind this. Florida Department of Law Enforcement, FDLA says Adriana may now be in Georgia, hundreds of miles away from her home. (15:23) If you do see her, please report it to your nearest law enforcement. She is five foot one, weighing about 130 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes. Last seen in a black T-shirt with the word Reebok written across it in red. (15:38) So thoughts and prayers with her family on hopefully seeing her safe return soon. But I can't imagine as a parent what that would be like. It's yeah, it's rough. It's rough. So just wanted to follow up on that from from yesterday. But we've got another story coming out of Walton County that that Bobby's working on for later on in the hour as well. And of course, in 2022 minutes or so, we've got today's Ask Uncle Bobby. (16:10) Yeah, yeah, yeah, we should get to there. You're not going to are you going to do since you've got Jim whispering Jim on Thursday, let's still be asked Uncle Bobby. No, no. Ask Uncle Jim. No, no. Are you doing Ask Uncle Tom on Friday and Monday? No, no, no. (16:26) So that only happens when you're gone. Apparently. Okay, Pam, you can't get any help at all. No, I really don't. It's rough. Yeah, yeah, it's I guess your mama said you can't say nothing. Nice. Don't say anything at all. (16:43) Kind of. Okay. I hear you. Stick tight on the way the who AC DC guns and roses. And of course, ask Uncle Bobby in about 20 minutes right here on the BT morning show with 100.3 KROCK. AC DC on 100.3 KROCK. It's the classic rock station with the BT morning show scatter black and Bobby Dewrell. I got this new flavor of sparkling water yesterday. And I don't much care for it. Yeah, it's fruit punch, but it's looks a little sweet looks a little lavender ish looks like something Larry would enjoy. (17:21) He would like the color of the can. Yeah, go with his salmon pants. They would they would match. They would match. That's for sure. All right. It's the BT morning show with Ask Uncle Bobby coming up in about 10 minutes. But But first, something from the Dewrell news desk. (17:38) Well, yeah, yeah. And so I was trying to do a little, little further research on this. But yeah, we do have a major update this morning on a story we first told you about probably last year, I think it was maybe last year might have been even right at the end of 24 about a fatal surgical error in Walton County, September of 24. (17:56) Yeah, I believe so. Walton County grand jury has indicted a local physician charging Dr. Thomas Shignovsky with second degree manslaughter in connection with the death of a 70 year old man from Muscle Sores, Alabama. Now, according to the state attorney's office for Florida's first judicial circuit, the charge stems from a surgery performed on August 21 2024. (18:18) Now, investigators say the patient had been scheduled to undergo a laparoscopic splenectomy, which is a procedure to remove his spleen. Right. But during the operation, prosecutors say the patient's liver was removed instead of the spleen, leading to a catastrophic blood loss. (18:34) And the patient died on the table. Now, the Walton County Sheriff's Office conducted a lengthy investigation alongside the state attorney's office medical authorities before presenting the case to a grand jury. Walton County Sheriff Michael Atkinson said the case was brought forward based on the evidence uncovered during said investigation. (18:52) Now, Dr. Shignovsky was taken into custody Monday morning in Miramar Beach and transported to the Walton County Jail, where he is awaiting his first appearance before a judge. So as this criminal case moves forward, additional information has also surfaced through several court filings. (19:13) Okay. Okay. How about this? A wrongful death lawsuit filed by the victim's widow alleges the doctor had been involved in prior surgical mistakes, including another operation where the wrong organ was reportedly removed. Those claims remain allegations contained in civil filings and have not been proven in criminal court. (19:33) Following the death investigation last year, medical regulators in both Florida and Alabama suspended Dr. Shignovsky's medical license, citing concerns that he could pose risk to patients while the case was being reviewed. The manslaughter charge now moves the case into criminal court system, where prosecutors will attempt to approve the allegations before a jury, and the investigation and legal processes are ongoing. (19:59) Oh, there's a lot here and, uh, a widely known crack, uh, quack. Uh, yeah, yeah. Because I mean, if we, you know, a quick timeline, just, just for you guys to know that, uh, August 24 is when the patient died, September 24 is when his medical license was suspended. (20:18) That was the first story we ran January 25, the widow filed the wrongful death suit, and now in April of 26, the Walton ground grand jury has indicted him for manslaughter. Um, you know, uh, uh, there's, uh, there's a man, there's alleged coverup claims. (20:37) I mean, this, this thing goes, goes on and on because, uh, the civil lawsuit says the removed liver was initially labeled as spleen. The family was reportedly told the spleen had become unusually large and moved, uh, inside the body. (20:53) Later reviews and an autopsy determined the spleen was still intact. So the widow's attorneys claim that the records related to the cause of death were misrepresented, which is part of the ongoing civil case. God, I mean, oh, it's a mess. (21:10) Yeah. Yeah. Uh, the, uh, the lawsuit also filed by the victim's widow claims the hospital had prior knowledge of surgical problems involving the doctor and attorneys for the family say hospital leadership had been notified about multiple adverse incidents or serious surgical complications tied to him before the fatal operation. (21:30) So they're going to be somewhat complicit in this whole thing too. Yeah. So the suit argues that the hospital should have intervened earlier. Um, so yeah, so it goes on. I mean, the, the prior surgical error allegations, uh, for this wrongful death suit, uh, say that, uh, one allegation describes 2023 surgery in which he intended to remove a patient's adrenal gland, but instead removed part of the pancreas. (21:56) That patient reportedly suffered severe complications and the case was settled for around 400,000. Uh, according to the complaint, when the mistake was pointed out, Shuganovsky allegedly told staff that the adrenal gland had migrated somewhere else in the body, a claim that raised concerns among other physicians. (22:14) So there we go. I, this guy, what PI attorney is handling this case? I don't know. I don't, I don't, I didn't, I didn't pull that up, but, um, yeah, it's, uh, it, it, it's crazy on this one, man. (22:30) There's a, there's a lot, there's a lot in, in this, there's a lot to unpack and, uh, you know, it just reminds me to remind you that somewhere right now in medical school is a kid writing chat GPT. And in just a couple of years, you're going to call him doctor. (22:47) There's one word for that. Hey, you know what? You know what? They call it. They call the guy that graduates last in his class in medical school. Doctor, doctor Shuganovsky apparently. That's right. (23:04) That's right. And you get, you're, you're, you're left wanting in life. Hmm. It's The B Team morning show on a Tuesday. Seven 46 is the time 62 degrees here in Destin, Fort Walton beach, beautiful sunshine in the music in the background tells us one thing only it's time for your daily advice with ask uncle Bobby all stitched together by our friends at by Tomcat custom apparel. (23:28) That's right. Tomcat custom apparel by Tomcat custom apparel, reminding you, uh, mother's day's just around the corner. And while mom says she doesn't want anything, well, that's historically the most dangerous sentence in the English language. So why don't you find her a shirt or matching shirts for the family? (23:45) You know, something she can be proud of. Yeah. If you get that type of response from mom, that's kind of like, you know, asking your wife what's wrong and she says, I'm fine. And then text you back with K. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what fine stands for, right? Freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional. (24:01) Hey guys, try that. If you haven't, that's exactly what fine means. We'll see how fine you are after using that today, uncle Bobby, you get a question in from the staple war survivor. (24:18) They write in saying, dear uncle Bobby, I feel like my coworkers are undermining me on purpose. My ideas get repeated by someone else. And suddenly they're praised and I get ignored or shut down in meetings. I've started to worry. (24:34) They are working together against me. So what should I do? Well, first of all, you're not paranoid. Okay. You're just finally awake. Offices are just coliseums with worse lighting and your coworkers are smiling at you like friendly merchants while they sharpen knives under the table. (24:54) See, this isn't just about meetings or credit. No, it's about the slow, boring sport of professional erosion. You know, that part where you start second guessing your own reality while other people casually walk off with your work, like it came with their name on it. (25:12) See, the move here is simple. You don't argue with the arena. You learn the rules, you keep your hands clean and you make the environment do the work for you quietly. Relentlessly and with receipts. (25:30) So first you got to stop handing them clean material to still, you got to start planning decoy ideas that sound brilliant, but are technically useless. You don't like a gourmet meal made of wax fruit. See, let them repeat it with confidence and then watch it collapse gently in their hands while you sit there looking concerned and helpful. (25:52) Next, you got to document everything. Like you're building a case for the international court of petty workplace crimes. All right. Follow-up emails, meeting recaps, calendars. If someone breathes near your concept, you memorialize it in writing with a polite tone that screams, I will outlive you. (26:11) Now the fun part. Manufacture tiny tasteful office drama that points nowhere and makes everyone nervous. Yeah. See, mention casually that leadership is watching collaboration patterns and then change the subject. (26:31) Like it bored you, you know, your goal is to turn their little conspiracy into a room full of people checking their own footprints. Now, finally, never, never, I repeat, never confront the ringleader directly. (26:48) Oh, that's amateur hour. You keep smiling, keep producing, keep them guessing which version of you is real and the agreeable coworker or the quiet accountant of their sense. And that's how you win. (27:04) See, not with a meltdown, not with a showdown, but with decoys, documentation, and the kind of calm that makes other people suddenly remember. They have nothing in writing. Try it. (27:19) We get to lose staple war survivor. If you got a question for uncle Bobby, well, he's going to be here the rest of the week. That's right. So you just keep on coming back all week, even if it rains. Really? Yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't make you melt. (27:34) Apparently you're not that sweet. Nope. Now salt lumps. All right. Tell you what? I'm going to go back to work. I'm going to go back to work. I'm going to go back to work. All right. Tell you what? We're going to take a break, pay a couple of bills. (27:49) That's a ask uncle Bobby this morning. We do it every morning around seven 45, all stitched together by our friends and by Tomcat custom apparel, where the apparel is custom. You forgot one word today. Oh, I'm sorry. (28:05) Custom apparel customized for you. Yeah, that's it. Oh, wait, no. It's custom apparel made specifically for you. It changes by the day folks. We'll figure it out. I'm trying to land on it. Yeah. Stay with us. We'll take a break. (28:20) Uh, look at local news is coming up next on 100.3 KROCK. Great white once Biden twice shot. It's a B team morning show on 100.3 KROCK. I said once Biden, right? (28:36) I did not, but you can throw that in there. Yeah. I felt like it's once Biden twice. Uh, The B Team morning shows on the air brought to you by stripes, pub and gorilla, Davar, Okaloosa gas, and outcast sushi in Miramar beach. (28:55) Um, by the way, uh, information's come out and data suggests that, uh, you shouldn't listen to new music cause it might cause you to crash your vehicle. Yeah. Big album release days may actually be more dangerous on the road. (29:10) Uh, researchers at Harvard medical school say when major artists like Taylor Swift, Drake, and bad bunny drop new music, traffic deaths nearly jumped 15% compared to normal days. Hmm. But that's, it's calling the herd. I'm sorry. (29:28) That was wrong. But I mean, if that's your choice in music, then yeah, we're better off survival of the fittest. Anyway. Uh, yeah. So I guess the moral of the story is don't listen to that type of music. (29:45) Sure. Cause it'll cause you to crash your car. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Also another story out this morning is that an increasing number of Gen Z adults are depending on their parents for financial support, a trend that has led to a surge in the number of people who are financially dependent. (30:02) So, uh, I guess the moral of the story is, don't listen to that type of music. That is becoming normalized for many families. Research recently came out and shows that about two-thirds of parents are helping their adult children cover expenses like rent, groceries or housing. Largely due to the rising cost of living, especially high housing prices, which makes it difficult for young adults to stay financially independent even while working. However, this assistance is creating financial pressure for parents, with more than half reporting it as straining their own budgets and forcing them to use savings or postpone personal financial plans. Experts suggest this pattern is likely to continue as extended financial support into the mid-twenties or beyond becomes more common in response to current economic conditions. If you're helping your kiddo out there, you're not alone. (30:51) Two-thirds of Gen Z parents are doing the same. Alright, Bobby, do we have something else to get to later on in the hour? You know, yeah. Actually, let's see, animal noises, climbing on counters, a full moon aimed at a teenage employee. I mean, it's kind of spring break behavior at its absolute worst. But hey, if your late-night burger run ends with indecent exposure charges, congratulations. (31:21) You've probably earned yourself a DuBois prize for idiocy. Oh, well, we'll do that here in the next 15. Stick tight. You want to hear about this local idiot? Exactly. Genesis on 100.3 KROCK. It's 821 on the BT Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell right here on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Hope everybody's getting along just okie-dokie this morning. If you have not checked out our website, by the way, do so at thebteamshow.com. You'll find all the stories that we talk about, all the local events, national holidays, of course, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature, and the show on demand, either the Redux or the Rewind in its entirety, all at thebteamshow.com. (32:13) So get over there and check it out. If you have not yet, we've got a bunch of local events coming up this weekend. Of course, Sherry Olney with One Hopeful Place will be in with Bobby Thursday morning to talk about their fish fry on Friday. So we've got all the details and links to buy your tickets for that event at thebteamshow.com. But without further ado, it's time to award somebody a big old prize. Well, you know, Schuyler, let's set the scene a little bit, because spring break is supposed to be about sunshine, the beach, and maybe a questionable decision or two. But you know, one visitor from Louisiana, I know, shocking, decided to bring a whole new meaning to dining experience. Yeah. Yeah. Meet 20 year old Governor Maher of Thibodeau, Louisiana. You know, a man who apparently confused the Culvers on Navarre Parkway with an audition for America's Got Regrets. So according to deputies, Maher and a group of intoxicated friends rolled into the restaurant around 1030 at night, already acting like the human version of a broken pinball machine. Now they were climbing on booths yelling and generally behaving like they had just discovered gravity for the first time. The manager warned him to knock it off. So naturally, they did the opposite. Maher and another guy hopped up onto the front counter and started making animal noises. And then because every bad decision needs a grand finale. Well, Maher dropped his shorts and presented the entire Culver staff with a full moon special, roughly three feet away from a 16 year old employee behind the counter. Do you want me to act this out for you? No. Now, not exactly the combo meal anyone had ordered, right? So surveillance videos confirmed the whole thing. Deputies say that the employees understandably wanted charges filed and Maher was arrested. (34:11) For indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication, which is a long way of saying he turned a burger joint into a crime scene. So congratulations governor for climbing on a counter screaming like a zoo exhibit and turning your backside into the evening's main course. You've officially earned today's DewBob prize for idiocy. The next time you visit Navarre, maybe try the butter burger instead of the bare butt special. I wonder what the other patrons inside the restaurant thought about that. Well, apparently no one came to his defense. No, no, no friends. (34:54) Yeah. You know what? Since it is be kind to a lawyer today, you know what we should talk to? We should talk to Jay Patel and see if he'd be willing to give like a $500 coupon to anybody that wins a DewBob prize. Is he a defense attorney? Why not? Okay. You think he would? I don't know. Larry, what do you think? Yeah. Why don't you go ahead and speak on behalf of Jay there? Larry, what do you think? Is it worth a $500 coupon to Jay Patel law firm upon advice of counsel? Did we just get a yes from Larry? No. Well, that was that was that was worthy of a prize this morning, buddy. Yeah, I thought so. I thought so. It's good story. The interns did good finding that when they did train them, train them, train them sometimes. But I mean, are you really surprised that it was a coon ass that did this? No. I'm thinking Steve Dudley's probably related to him. Hey, that's my cousin. That's my cousin's boy. All right, let's take a break. Look at your forecast is on the way. Stevie Ray Vaughn, Aerosmith and Guns N' Roses coming up in the second half of the eight o'clock hour right here on KROCK. Why does he do that? Because why not? Because he's Axel. (36:24) Guns N' Roses on 100.3 KROCK the classic rock station. It's The B Team morning show. I'm Schuyler Black. He's Bobby Dewrell. And of course, our sponsors include our friends at stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar Beach. Folks, if you have not marked your calendars yet for the ninth of May, you're going to be missing out. First of all, we start out that day at Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach for their boats and boil event, where you can check out the latest and greatest and Grady White boats and Harris pontoons and more. But they're going to be boiling up 500 pounds of fresh crawfish that day. You say bowling up, boiling up, boiling up. (37:15) It's going to be it's going to be a good time from 11 to three at at Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach. Stop on by. Get yourself some crawfish. Not going to cost you a dime either. F.R.E.E. That spells free. Yeah. If it's free, it's for me. And of course, that afternoon, we'll be making our way to Crestview, the America 250 Grand Parade and celebration happening up there, downtown Crestview, starting at 3 p.m. Parade that evening. Food trucks, vendors, guest speakers, live music and mo. So you've got all the details for you to check out on the events tab at our website, which so happens to be called The B Team show dot com. Yeah, I know. It's very confusing. Mm hmm. There's there's a few people out there that can get it. The LGBT community. Mm hmm. Not exactly there yet. No. Well, it's not their strong suit. No. The B team show dot com. A police in Bremerton, Washington, rushed to what it sounded like a tense burglary. A man had reportedly forced his way into a building, locked himself in a bathroom and was yelling loudly from behind the door. Officers treated it like a potentially dangerous situation, ordering him to come out. And what he finally did. Well, the scene quickly took a turn instead of a crime. It turned out to be what police described as a crisis of bowels. OK. Yeah. Essentially a personal emergency, not a burglary at all. The man was not arrested. Instead, he was taken to a local hospital for treatment, with officers later joking online that not ever. Every burglary call is what it seems. (39:02) Sounded kind of serious. Yeah, that sounds a little. Yeah, a little serious. Uh huh. Go to do your business and end up in the hospital. Mm hmm. Yikes. All right. One last tune before we say goodbye in five minutes. The cult and fire woman on 100.3 KROCK. There's the cult and fire woman on 100.3 KROCK. Didn't George Strait have a song called No, he had firemen. They call me the fireman. That's my name. Maybe something like that. OK, yeah, something like that. It's eight forty nine. We're out of time. We've got to go. (39:47) B team morning show. Sign it. I'm Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell saying check us out online at The B Team show dot com. Listen anywhere in the world and on demand. And you can see everything we talk about on there as well. And also follow us. It's on the Facebook. The Facebook. That's right. The Facebook. The Facebook. All right. (40:09) I want to thank our sponsors, Stripes Pub and Grill & Divar, Okaloosa Gas, and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. We'll see you all tomorrow. Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. Hey folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call the Morning Show, but it's come that time of day. We got to get on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out. And that's a wrap on today's B Team Redux.