Clam Snot & DNA-Warping Vapes: The Holidays Nobody Asked For Meet the Illnesses Nobody Wanted

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. On the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK, the Edge of Seventeen. That was supposed to be the Age of Seventeen, right? Yeah. Yeah, Age of Seventeen. It came from talking to Tom Petty's wife. (00:15) Oh, that's right. Yeah. She said they met at the Edge of Seventeen. And into a Brit, she didn't know what that meant. That's right. She thought she said edge, not age. Well, it kind of fits. You know, right there. Good morning, Emerald Coast, and happy Tuesday, the final day of March. (00:34) That's right. You're already a quarter of the way through 2026. Have you accomplished all your goals yet? What goals are we talking about, Schuyler? I say. Yeah, he's just, he's spitting them out right now, scoffing at me. (00:51) The B Team Show, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on a Tuesday, brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. And this morning, as we start the six o'clock hour, we got to do that daily thing where we tell you all about the important days on the calendar today. (01:08) And today, we get the chance to talk about National Clams on the Half Shell Day. Oh, yeah. So let's, let's all get a plate full of seawater snot and call it classy. Yum. (01:24) National Clams on a Half Shell Day is, well, it's that annual reminder that humanity looked at the ocean, found a mucus-covered rock with opinions, and said, yeah, let's make this a tradition. Yeah, see, you crack them open, throw on a lemon and hot sauce, and it's like you're laundering sins. (01:43) You pretend the whole thing is just a, just a wet dare with a garnish. But listen, restaurants act holy about it, and your friends, well, they get brave about it. And, well, somebody inevitably says, they taste like the sea. Yeah, like that's a compliment and not a warning label. (01:58) Look, it's absurd on purpose, and I guess that's the point. Today's for celebrating bad ideas that, huh, sometimes turn into good stories. That's an exciting one, Bobby. That's probably one of the best ones we've ever had. Yeah. (02:13) I'm not really convinced that you mean that. I don't. Oh. All right, well, just because he doesn't feel it doesn't mean I don't. (02:29) Hey, we've got that giant kite festival happening out on Okaloosa Island this weekend, Saturday and Sunday, out at the Boardwalk, so if you'd like to check it out, they'll be out there flying 100-foot-high kites, anything from a giant octopus to a giant seahorse and giraffes and maybe even a giant Bobby Dewrell. (02:51) You never know. Ha! I should get a big DewBob kite. That would be hilarious. That would be absolutely hilarious. Man, we might have to make that happen next year. Then we can fly it in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, too. But don't miss out. That's out on the island this weekend. It's free to go check out. If you see something flying over there on the beach this weekend, that's what it is, and we've got the details for you on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (03:15) Well, today on the National Day calendar, it's National Farm Workers Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is for the folks who grow your food while the rest of us celebrate by complaining the avocados aren't ripe enough. Yeah, I mean, I do that, too. I go to Publix and, ah, these avocados are rock hard. (03:33) Oh, National Farm Workers Day is that yearly moment. We all pretend we've been paying attention to the people who keep our country fed while we argue online about seed oils and clean eating, you know, like we ever met a tomato in real life. Look, it's a nod to the folks doing the hard, repetitive, sunburnt work that somehow ends up invisible the second the grocery bag hits your passenger seat. (03:57) You know, the holiday is absurd on purpose. One day to respect in exchange for the other 364 days of acting like food just spawns under fluorescent lights. So, today, we say thank you, maybe learn a name, and try not to make it weird. (04:13) I mean, there's plenty of time for that later. Yeah, there is a lot of time for that. We got two more hours of this show to talk about that. Exactly. Actually, we got a couple more holidays to get to before we get to some stories around 7 o'clock. So, stay with us. (04:28) We're going to take a break and look at your marine forecast, which is on the way next Right here on the B Team Morning Show with 100 Buzz with those ghost riders on a Tuesday morning, the final morning of March 31st. Tomorrow is April Fool's Day, so whatever Bobby says tomorrow, just know today it's B.S. (04:47) What do we call that? B.S. Bobby Stories? That's right. Bobby Stories. The B Team Show is brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. I could go for some sushi this morning. (05:03) Yeah. You ever put potatoes in your sushi? No. Oh. Well, it's National Tater Day, Bobby. Aye, because nothing says we've conquered civilization like dedicating 24 hours to a starch that survives on neglect and grease. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Bobby O'Dourel. (05:22) That's right. That's McBobby to you. Oh, National Tater Day is the annual reminder that we built a whole society and still get emotionally attached to a brown lump that lives in dirt and photographs like a, well, like a witness protection program. (05:40) You know, listen, it's a holiday for honoring the potato in all its forms. Fried, mashed, baked, turned into something artisanal so somebody can charge you $9 with salt and regret. You know, listen, people show up pretending it's about tradition, but it's really about permission. (05:59) Permission to eat like a raccoon with the standards and call it celebration. And listen, that's fine because if you need a calendar to justify your choices, well, the tater's here to enable you with both hands. Yeah, we're talking about the food now, my wife. (06:15) That's right. Okay. All right. It's National- You made that weird. Tater Day, yeah. Two lines of that kind of made it weird, too. Maybe you didn't need the comment. I guess you got a point. (06:32) It's a B Team Morning Show on a Tuesday. Thanks for dialing in and hanging with us as we keep the classic rock rolling your way. ACDC, Who Made Who on 100.3 KROCK. This is Gather Black, he's Bobby Dewrell, appreciate you all dialing in and spending your Tuesday with us. (06:51) We'll check your full forecast here in just a little bit. Plus, the biggest jewel of them all, Dan Diamond's got news for you just around the corner as well. Yeah. There you go. But, you know, it's Tuesday, and Dr. Feelgood today is calling for tacos because today is International Taco Day. (07:13) That's right. It's the international annual reminder that we needed a calendar event to justify something we eat already twice a week. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean, if you think about it, it's like Valentine's Day, except the romance is between your wallet and a guacamole upcharge. (07:30) Yeah, we're making it like it's prime rib here. Yeah. International Taco Day is the annual moment when society pretends a tortilla folded around leftovers is a cultural milestone, and everybody nods like, well, this isn't just lunch, we're wearing a party hat. (07:48) Restaurants roll out deals that somehow cost more. People post blurry photos of salsa like they discovered fire, and, well, your co-worker suddenly has strong opinions about authenticity despite thinking cumin is a felony. Now, it's harmless, it's delicious, and it's, well, it's a little too convenient that the solution to modern despair is eat three and call it self-care. (08:11) But anyway, clear your schedule, lower your standards. This holiday isn't here to change your life. It's here to prove you'll celebrate anything if it comes with guac. It's International Taco Day, and to mix it all together with the other national holidays we had today, how about corn, taters, and clams in a taco? (08:36) No. Well, that would lump all of them together. Well, see, but your clams are left out. See, what I thought was funny is we celebrated farm workers, we celebrated the taters that they're harvesting, and then we celebrated tacos because we all know farm workers are illegal immigrants. (08:53) All right. Time for a break. It's commercial break. We're sponsored by ICE. Where's Lynn Fair when I need an eye roll and an, oh, Bobby. (09:09) While she fist bumps them under the table. That's right. Yeah, we should have recorded that, by the way. Uh-huh. Damn it. Actually, we did. Just not the video part. Right. Uh-huh. All right. We'll take a break. The 7 o'clock hour is coming up momentarily on 100.3 KROCK. (09:26) Standby for more ROQ. 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic ROQ station. It's Eric Clapton, lay down Sally. Tuesday morning, pretty nice morning out there, 64 degrees, fair skies right now, a high today of 76, and we'll see highs in the upper 70s all week long, but we've got a 30 percent chance of thunderstorms this afternoon, and that is not something we have seen in our forecast in about three weeks. (09:59) So, we'll check that full forecast here in just a little while. Get you caught up on what to expect, not only today, but for the second half of the work week coming up. We're the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. (10:14) Final day of March. Can't believe it, man. Quarter of the year already gone. Yeah. Hmm. Where is this year flying by to? Who knows? Where are we heading? (10:32) No comment. Okay. You know, I had to laugh this weekend in Tallahassee. You weren't on the elevator with me at the time, but somebody said, well, what floor are we going to? And somebody said, we're going straight to hell. (10:49) And then everybody started singing, driving, and crying. Oh, well, there you go. So, you know, love how that worked out. Yeah. It seems a little on the nose, but, you know. It does. (11:04) You like to divert around the nose a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I like to jump, you know, just have a tick off. Let the people make the connection. You have a lot of faith in humanity. I try. (11:20) I try. It's also, you know, the things that I do make me laugh, but that's. I mean, it's like, I don't get it. (11:35) All right. What do you have? Well, I'm still trying to figure out this story that broke last week about the quadruple amputee, the guy that's the cornhole. Oh, yeah. So, man's got no hands, no feet, right? (11:52) No arms, legs. And he's accused of shooting someone. So, usually you have to have a finger to pull a trigger. I just. I keep trying to figure out how that happened, and I'm just completely stumped. (12:11) It's like the quadriplegic. Oh, good Lord, Bobby. I already heard that five days ago, too. I still just walked right into it. Case in point. (12:26) Just saying. All right. We got some stories to get to here in just a little bit, plus about 35 minutes away from asking Uncle Bobby for advice this morning. What do you all think of Uncle Bobby's advice compared to Uncle Tom's advice? (12:43) Clearly, it's better advice. I mean, just saying. You think so? Mm-hmm. Did Uncle Tom send you all of his questions and answers that he got? No. No, I have not seen them. Oh. (12:58) Well, Uncle Tom, if you're listening this morning, do your job. That's one way to say it. Stick tight. We've got to look at your forecast about 10 minutes from now. In the meantime, the Knack and my Sharona with a B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. (13:18) 7.22 is the time. Good morning, Emerald Coast. How you doing? Schuyler Blank and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Morning Show is on the air, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (13:38) Beautiful sunshine this morning, something we didn't have yesterday. But after lunch yesterday afternoon, sun came out. Ended up being a beautiful day today. Nice again, but a chance of storms. We'll get that full forecast coming up here in just a little bit. (13:56) Well, we've been talking about this for 15 years now. Longer-term studies have found out, researchers have found out, that vaping continues to be linked to lung and mouth cancer. And not all that much safer than marbles, palm oils, and camels. (14:15) The team looked at all the available research into the potential harms of vaping that were printed between 2017 and 2025. And the studies showed that vaping can change a user's DNA, which increases the risk of cell malfunction that is linked with cancer. (14:35) That is licked? Yeah, linked with cancer. The team concluded that vaping causes tissue damage to the respiratory tract, which has been linked to lung cancer. It also causes changes to the oral microbiome, which drives inflammation and increases the risk of oral cancer. (14:54) Overall, the team said that research shows vaping isn't a safer alternative to smoking cigarettes. So, those of you that made the switch in recent years, thinking that it's better for you, well, research is showing that may not be the case. (15:11) That's wild, though, that it can actually change your DNA. Yeah, that is kind of crazy. Strange. How does that happen? You know, that's a good question. You're going to stick with your cigars? (15:26) Yeah, and my pipe. Yeah, you've been doing the pipe thing lately. Yeah, I do enjoy it. I do enjoy it. I'm not going to lie. So, the pipe thing, that's something you've started here in recent months, not something you did when you were younger, right? (15:41) No, I did. I smoked a pipe when I was in college. That was called a bong, Bobby. No, at one point, I felt like I'm in my 20s and acting like an octogenarian. Yeah. Now that I'm a little closer to that age, and it's been funny since I've started smoking it. (16:01) I've had a lot of people like, man, I've been wanting to go to a pipe. So, you're always setting a trend there, Bobby. Yeah, that's what I do. That's what I do. How do you say it's far cheaper than cigars? Yeah, it can be. A couple ounces of pipe tobacco is significantly cheaper than one stick. (16:23) And you get more out of it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you pack the pipe right, you get a 30-45 minute smoke out of it. That's nice. Yeah. Well, there you go. If you've thought about switching to vaping, maybe think again. (16:44) Because it sounds like it's not all that good for you, either. All right, 7.26 is the time. We're going to take a break. On the way, music from CCR, Hart, Bad Company, and of course, Ask Uncle Bobby in the next 20 minutes, as well. (16:59) This is the BT Morning Show. Scatter Black and Bobby Durrell on 100.3 KROCK. What do you see when you look out your back door? (17:14) The backyard. The backyard. Your dock. Yeah. Beautiful water. It's a big dock. It is a big dock. Bobby's got a big dock. That's right. Who wants to see it? That's what everybody says. Who wants to see it? (17:29) My dock's a little crooked right now. It's in a little bit of a disrepair. Oh. We'll tell that story off the air. It's an old dock. I feel like this has kind of gone awry a little bit. (17:44) Well, I have to laugh, because in that CCR song, John Fogarty says, I just got back from Illinois, and there was a story this morning where an Illinois couple decided to get married at a Buc-ee's gas station in Tennessee. (17:59) Of course they did. While they were road tripping this last weekend. Yeah, the man said he suggested Buc-ee's as a joke, but his fiancée loved the idea. The couple said they didn't want to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a traditional wedding and were overwhelmed by the amount of options to even a lope. (18:18) After deciding to tie the knot at Buc-ee's, the couple found it efficient to meet them in Sevierville, Tennessee. The morning of the wedding, they met their photographer and got married with no one else in attendance. (18:33) The entire ceremony lasted about three minutes. Now, they do plan on having a post-wedding celebration with family and friends in the near future. They took a picture of their woody wagon station wagon and a gas pump with them, tying the knot right between the car and the pump. (18:52) Well, there you go. Isn't that just romantic? It's special. I mean, I think they could have invited family and friends. You know Buc-ee's would take care of that food. You would think. So anyway, I thought that was kind of funny. (19:09) Hey folks, we mentioned it yesterday, but last week a press release came out. Fort Walton Beach Police Department is wanting to honor National Public Safety Telecommunicators Week, better known as Dispatchers, coming up April 12th through the 18th. (19:26) And Bobby and I have done this the last few years where we basically sponsor one of the Dispatchers and shower them in gifts each and every day. It's a really cool program and there's opportunities for you to jump in and be part of it too. So if you'd like to learn more, we've got that link on the events tab at our website, which is thebteamshow.com. (19:47) Coming up in about eight minutes, we're going to ask Uncle Bobby for advice this Tuesday morning. So stay with us. We'll get you caught up on that in just a little bit with the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell brought to you by Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach on 100.3 KROCK. (20:11) Wasn't that the, wasn't that the gal that rode the pumpkin in to the castle and married the prince or something like that? Yeah. Hmm. Cinderella, somebody saved me. Guess what? I just, I heard what you are all asking for. Somebody saved me and so I brought in Uncle Bobby. Is that what it, is that what it was? Is that, that's why you did it? Did you like that lead in there? Is that, I, you know, you could have done better, but I mean, it's, it's me. It is what it is. I, you know, that's, that's, that's like expecting something, something more out of, out of someone. Yeah. Expecting. Hey, you got as much blood out of this turn up as you're ever going to get, Bobby. Well, today on, uh, Ask Uncle Bobby, I guess we should say who, who it's sponsored by. Yeah, you could. You could. Should we? I mean, that's up to you. All right. To ask Uncle Bobby your daily advice right here on the B Team Morning Show, all stitched together by TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right. TomCat Custom Apparel reminding you that spring break is basically a moving billboard opportunity, so you might as well put your logo on something people actually notice. TomCat can help. That's right. (21:28) Find them at Beale and Racetrack, in Wright Plaza, next to Sport Clips, right here in Fort Walton. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby. Yeah. Is this the resume fog machine? Is that, is, are you sure it's resume, not resume? That's, I'm really confused because it doesn't have the little accent mark, so. I hope it's resume. I think it's resume. Because again, there's no accent mark. Okay. Resume fog machine. You know, it'd be a miracle if you just like read these once and, and kind of, kind of knew before we went live, but yeah, whatever. (22:04) I like the spontaneity of it. That is a word, though, by the way. You should be proud of that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Resume fog machine. To grow up so fast. Dear Uncle Bobby. Maybe it is resume. I forget. I'm in a social circle where everyone talks about their accomplishments and self-improvement and. Yeah, I think it's resume. That's why, I did read the question and I had, I thought it was resume. This guy sucks, folks. All right. Let's move on to this. Let's try this again. Resume fog machine. Okay. Wow. Resume fog machine. Okay. Yeah. (22:45) Dear Uncle Bobby. Yeah. I'm in a social circle where everyone talks about their accomplishments and self-improvement and I feel pressure to exaggerate my own achievements to fit in. How do I handle this without blowing, without it blowing up later? Well, listen. Resume. (23:01) Look, you're worried it might blow up later, which is, you know, that's adorable. Look, in those circles, humility is basically showing up to a sword fight, holding a sponge. Okay. If they're performing, you got to perform harder and you do it with eye contact. Okay. (23:18) The key is to lie like an architect, not a burglar. Okay. So you got to give your stories load bearing details. You know, one oddly specific anecdote, one fake obstacle, a fake mentor with a forgettable name you never repeat. See, everybody loves a redemption arc and you can sell one like a timeshare with better lighting. Okay. You got to start small. Sure. (23:42) Sure. Then immediately get irresponsible. See, you didn't just read a book. You're in a weekly call with the Arthur, right? They keep asking you for updates. You didn't start jogging. No, no, no. You're on a restricted training plan that requires you to be vague for legal reasons. See, and if you get caught, oh, you don't apologize. No, no, no, no, no. (24:05) Get disappointed in them for being the kind of person who audits a conversation like it's a tax return. You know, tell them that you've been experimenting with narrative identity and they're failing the vibe check. Now listen, eventually you're going to have to outgrow the lie. So you got to make that lie drag you forward. See, announce you're launching something then scramble to build a version of it that technically exists. See, this is how half the world gets made. Someone talked too loud at a dinner party and then had to invent reality to avoid embarrassment. Resume fog machine. I'm sure it is resume now. Thank you uncle Bobby for that. You're welcome. You're welcome. That's ask uncle Bobby your daily advice. He didn't know you needed, but you keep coming back for. That's right. Weekday mornings at seven 45 ish on the BT morning show stitched together by Tomcat custom apparel where the apparel is custom. That's right. We finally got Tom to do that. Did you know that he's trainable? No, I don't believe it. Small tasks. I absolutely don't believe it. (25:21) That's a, that's an old dog. Yeah. Yeah. I think I had him ready to pull his hair out by the end of the two weeks cause he was bald. Yeah. All right. A quick break and uh, the eight o'clock hour is coming up in just a few moments on 100.3 KROCK. Welcome to coastal auto express. There you go. Eight minutes after eight o'clock Tuesday morning. How you doing? Emerald coast scattered black and Bobby Dewrell, The B Team morning show on the air having more fun than two human beings should be allowed. 64 degrees and fair skies right now. 76 a chance of storms. Really? Yeah. Storms possible this afternoon. I don't know if, I don't know if like the, uh, the radars actually predicting storms this afternoon or if we're getting to the point in the year where they're like, yeah, uh, April starts tomorrow. We know there's a chance for storms every day at like two 30 or three in the afternoon. (26:28) Yeah. So we're just going to throw it in the forecast. Yeah. Well there you go. It may, that may be the case. Uh, tomorrow. Remember anything that Bobby says is BS April fool's day. So, uh, sure. Let's go with that. Just, just, you know, keep that in mind on any wacky stuff that they may fly out of his mouth tomorrow. Uh, how would you like some Dewey Destin's fish? Yeah, there you go. That's right. Is that your roach impersonation? Yeah, well it was a sad impersonation, but yeah, that's what I was going for. Uh, coming up two weeks from Friday, April 17th is the 30 annual fried for cause one hopeful place. Fish fry happens over at Liza Jackson park from 11 till one and uh, tickets are on sale now. It's $20 per meal includes Dewey Destin's fish, hush puppies, fries and coleslaw and uh, all the proceeds benefit one hopeful place. Now tickets are available online in advance and these always sell out. So don't think you're going to show up at 11 30 on Friday the 17th and say, yeah, I'll take eight dinners to go. Yeah, that's true. Cause it's not gonna work. (27:39) Yep. It's not gonna work. Um, so get over there, get them purchased online. We've got the link for you. Just go to the, uh, beat team show.com, click on the events tab and uh, the links right there. It's that simple. Well, you got a little Florida story for you this morning. Yeah. A, an artist right here in the sunshine state has constructed a 24 foot tall potty chair in their backyard. Okay. Right. Yeah. The massive chair features a hole in the center of its seat like a bed pan and it's an open mouth, uh, and an open mouth clown faces painted on a slab of vinyl beneath it. The man was given a mini version of the chair by a French artist back in 1992 which inspired him to make a giant version of it because it was so damn cool. Right. Uh, he said he's wanted to make the chair for 30 years but didn't decide to act on it until he retired in 24 or in 2014. Okay. So how would you like to have like a giant, a giant toilet in your backyard if you were his neighbor? It looks stupid. I mean, look at that. It's dumb. Yeah, I don't, I don't get it. What's the point? I don't get it. That's a nuisance. If you ask me, huh? Yeah. (28:59) Just takes all kinds. It does, but it kind of makes the neighborhood crappy. He didn't laugh when that good. Appreciate the honesty. I can respect that. Sorry man. It's the BT morning show on 100.3 KROCK. Bad company on the way. Plus maybe some Eagles just a little bit. Not ill eagles, but bad eagles. Triumph now on KROCK. One of their more underrated songs out on the border on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning everybody. (29:44) How are you doing? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. 23 minutes after eight o'clock. Beautiful Tuesday morning here on the Emerald Coast. Currently outside 64 degrees and a high today of 76. A full look at your forecast is coming up. (29:59) Just a few short moments quick reminder if you're looking for something to do to take the kids to go see this weekend Out at the boardwalk on Okaloosa Island Kitty Hawk Kites is doing their annual kite festival giant kite festival. Mm-hmm So there's gonna be dozens of kites shaped like sea turtles pandas lobsters and more some reaching up to a hundred feet In in height thing. So that's big. That's a that's a biggin But I hope there's some wind yeah, definitely definitely definitely need some wind to make that thing fly Yeah, here you go Saturday winds at five to ten that's that's not much So It could be breezier. Yeah That's that's a big kite. So we'll see if it changes by then A little Florida story for you Yeah, and it kind of coincides with the story that you were talking about with the No hands, no feet shooter apparently in Lake Worth Beach, Florida A woman was pulled over and given a hundred and sixteen dollar ticket for allegedly using a handheld phone while driving Now the deputy claimed he saw her holding the device in her right hand But here's the problem. She doesn't have a right hand Yeah That's interesting, yeah, the woman later confronted the deputy on camera asking him to confirm what he saw before revealing her arm In and no hand below the elbow The moment quickly spread online drawing attention to what many see is a clear mistake Now she plans to fight the citation in court Adding to her case Florida law requires more than just holding a phone officers must believe the driver was actively typing or texting And not simply just holding a device So Based on what we have here. She probably has a favorable case. Mm-hmm But anyway, 825 is the time Hey, remember you can find us all online at The B Team show comm from the show on demand to Local news events wacky news national holidays your daily ask uncle Bobby feature and more you can find it all at The B Team show Dot-com it's 825 a look at your weather forecast is coming up next on 100 point 3k rock Point 3k rock the classic rock station. Good morning, everybody. It's The B Team morning show Schuyler black and Bobby do well slowing down this morning we're Running low on time here in just a few minutes for us to to get out of here. Yeah in there. Do you ever feel? (32:43) Happy or relieved when somebody cancels plans on you last minute and then always do you almost? So you're not alone People often feel surprisingly happy. I mean unless you're listening and you've recently canceled plans with me then I was totally about who's yeah I totally totally said about it It's really heartbroken. Uh-huh But you're not alone People often feel surprisingly happy when plans fall through because of something called gained time That's unexpected free time that feels more valuable Than time you already had scheduled. So in other words, even if it's the same hour and you would have had anyway It feels longer and more freeing simply because you didn't expect it now researchers say that's due to a psychological Contrast effect you are expecting to have no free time at all So when plans disappear your brain compares that to zero and the extra time suddenly feels like a bigger win The result is people don't just feel like they have more free time They actually slow down and relax more as they've gained something as if they've gained something extra. Hmm, so I think the key to Bobby's happiness is everyone make plans with him and then at the last minute at the 11th hour say Sorry, man. Can't make it today. Yeah, and all of a sudden Let's let's see how happy he becomes You know, you might be surprised You know a younger version of myself, I mean, I don't know you probably feel the same way I think growing up as an only child. You're always kind of look for you know, fun events something That's not you staring at four walls. Mm-hmm, but you can certainly entertain yourself. I mean Yeah, so yeah, we we a lot of times we develop multiple personalities. Mm-hmm Yeah, so we have conversations with multiple people inside one body. Yeah. Yeah, I've done that Yeah Yeah, if there's any psychiatrists listening to us Hey, I was a joke. I laugh. I remember growing up. I didn't I didn't have an imaginary friend I had these little people that lived in my head It makes me feel really good We got got got got no time No, we don't we're out of time. Literally. Yeah If you say so it's 850 and we are out of here bye Yeah, B team morning show ramping it up this Tuesday morning Tomorrow April Fool's Day. Keep that in mind anything Bobby says, yeah, take it with a grain of salt. That's right Mm-hmm. I want to thank our sponsors stripes pup and grill in Navarre as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi Admira bar beach now believe it or not Supposedly, we're coming back to do this again tomorrow morning For hop day Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm tomorrow morning at 6. So join us back here then remember you can find us online at The B Team show.com I'm scatter black Bobby Dewrell. Why don't you get us on out? Hey folks. Thanks for listening to The B Team morning show You're leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast now We know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day and we appreciate the fact that you settled in On this wild ride that we call a morning show, but it's come that time of day We got a mosey on out of here So you keep on rocking keep on rolling never settle for the ordinary till the next time The B Team is out And that's a wrap on today's B team Redux