Biological Clock Day: Why Your Body's Alarm Is Screaming While Your Bank Account Hits Snooze
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We celebrated Biological Clock Day—because nothing says "good morning" like your body screaming about deadlines while your bank account hits snooze—then pivoted to National Cubicle Day, where dreams go to die and printers jam out of spite, all before saluting the cheese‑wagon captains hauling 40 sticky lunatics at 6 a.m. for sad‑sandwich pay.
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Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another Tuesday on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the kind of caffeine-fueled irreverence the Emerald Coast has come to expect. After waxing poetic about how sunlight over the bay is nature's alarm clock (and biological imperative to ingest coffee), the boys dove headfirst into the National Day Calendar's finest offerings: Biological Clock Day, National Cubicle Day, School Bus Driver Day, and National Superhero Day. Bobby delivered his trademark sardonic takes on each — from the existential dread of your body's internal alarm screaming "TIME'S UP" while your bank account hits snooze, to the beige fabric walls of cubicle culture being less a lifestyle choice and more a mild workplace hostage situation. The duo also tipped their caps to Fort Walton Beach's real heroes: the public works crew who fix potholes and pretend your phone bill makes sense, all while dodging city council drama.
Local events got their due spotlight, starting with the Boats and Boil event (Bobby kept stumbling over the name, nearly calling it "Boats and Hoes") happening Saturday, May 9th at Marine Max in Fort Walton — 500 pounds of free crawfish from 11 till 3. That afternoon, the show crew encouraged listeners to head up to Crestview for the America 250 Parade, featuring vendors, food trucks, guest speakers, live music, and a grand parade through downtown. Meanwhile, The Edge and The Sky Bar on the Destin Harbor are gearing up for their annual Derby Party this weekend — mint juleps, fancy hats, and all the Kentucky Derby pageantry you can handle. And in a nod to the local food scene, the boys congratulated Outcast Sushi on opening a sister location, Outcast Seafood, in Destin this May — right there on 98, a stoplight down from Foot Puckers.
The show took a hard left into education policy when Schuyler brought up a Wisconsin high school teacher placed on leave for posting "Make Americans Great Assassins Again" — a play on MAGA that referenced historical presidential assassins. Bobby went off on the structural rot in public education: underpaid teachers, top-heavy administration, and a discipline system where a kid can throw a chair, get sent to the office, and return with a sucker while teachers get fired for sneezing wrong. The boys agreed that education is a privilege, not a right, and that accountability — for both students and parents — has been gutted. They also riffed on Ilhan Omar's "World War 11" gaffe and Rosa DeLauro's 30-year congressional career, advocating for term limits and fresh ideas over entrenched bureaucracy. The segment ended with a story about movie tickets hitting $50 for premium IMAX seats and concessions jumping to $9 per head — Bobby lamented that a high school date night now costs a couple nights' wages.
Ask Uncle Bobby — brought to you by Buy TomCat Custom Apparel (because that family photo's coming up for Mother's Day and you don't want to look like a yard sale) — tackled the eternal office thermostat war. Bobby's advice? Treat the thermostat like a throne, not a dial. Post a fake "Facilities Policy" sign, seed confusion with contradictory sticky notes signed by "facilities," and bring a personal fan to aim at the heat-crankers like a spotlight. Establish dominance with a decoy space heater. In a thermostat war, the winner isn't the warmest — it's the most relentless. The show wrapped with news that Henderson Beach State Park in Destin will require pre-registration for day passes starting May 15th, a policy that has locals like Connie Perkins furious ("You have to be spontaneous when you're coming to the beach!"). Bobby and Schuyler also shared a Florida woman's arrest for doing her makeup while driving and crashing into a police car, plus another woman who told cops her name was "Daffy Duck" during booking. High today: 82 degrees. Forecast: partly cloudy with a chance of potholes named after Payne Walker. Thanks to Stripes Pub & Grill, Okaloosa Gas, and Outcast Sushi for keeping the lights on and the mics hot.
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(00:01) Here's today's B Team Redux. Blinded by the light on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. That's called sunlight. Yeah, and it pops up over the bay about this time every morning. (00:17) And that means that you're biologically ready to ingest some coffee and get your morning going. Yeah, it's a B Team Morning Show and today on the B Team Morning Show we start out with Biological Clock Day on the National Day Calendar. (00:33) Yeah, because, you know, nothing says celebration like your body's internal alarm screaming TIME'S UP while your bank account hits snooze. Every morning. Biological Clock Day is that annual little calendar ambush where society taps you on the shoulder and asks, real casual, if you've thought about the future. (00:53) You know, while it stares directly at your age like an unpaid bill. It's not here to judge you. No, no. It's just to gently remind you that time is sprinting. Your group chat is full of engagements and baby photos and your lower back has opinions now. (01:09) You know, some people use it to make plans. Some people use it to panic clean their apartment. Like, you know, the landlord's coming. And a few brave souls, well, they use it to laugh and keep living anyway. (01:25) And pretending you meant to end up like this. Well, now you know it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. Biological Clock Day. And we are your alarm clock this Tuesday morning. (01:41) Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, the B Team Morning Show. Every morning, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Novar, as well as Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. That's right. And our friends out at The Edge and The Sky Bar on the Destin Harbor are going to be holding their annual Derby Party. We've got details on that event on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. (02:05) All sorts of great classic rock coming up here in just a few minutes. On the way, Bachman Turner Overdrive and Boston, right now. Zeppelin, Black Dog on a Tuesday morning with 100.3 KROCK. Hey, hey, mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. (02:31) She's one in a million girls. She's a beauty. There's the tubes on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. It's the B Team Morning Show. I'm Schuyler Black. He is Bobby Dewrell. I am. (02:47) You've kept the same name for 52 and a half years. That's right. Do it again. Actually, we're closer to your 53rd one than we are your 52nd. Yep, probably. Or is it 52th? Yeah, one of those. Something like that. (03:03) It's not 65th, according to some people. That's hilarious. Who told you that? Yeah, we're not going to talk about it. Cousin's got a new boyfriend. He's the one that, you know. Oh, that's right. Bobby's 65. Oh, you're looking great. You're what, like 64? (03:19) Screw you, man. Something similar to that is what came out of my mouth. I mean, you're closer to 64 than you are 40. Keep talking. (03:35) I mean, am I wrong? Keep talking. I am talking. I've got stuff to say here, Mr. Dewrell. Yeah, well, say less. Alright, fine. Let's get into the national holidays today. And the next one we have to talk about is, oh boy, how exciting. (03:51) National Cubicle Day. Celebrate the sacred four walls of beige where dreams go to die and printers go to jam out of spite. Was I boring you? No, I'm sorry. (04:07) Sorry. Oh, National Cubicle Day is that sacred little calendar prank where we pretend the beige fabric walls are a lifestyle choice and not a mild workplace hostage situation. You honor it by doing what you already do. Staring at spreadsheets like you owe them money and eat lunch that smells like regret and nodding on calls with your mic muted and your soul on airplane mode. (04:35) Management calls it culture. Your lower back calls it evidence. Either way, take the day to appreciate the tiny box that keeps your ambitions neatly folded and then go back to pretending you're just slammed while you Google how much goats cost in rural counties. (04:51) I gotta say, Bobby went a little Canadian there for a moment. He said airplane mood. That was funny. Hey folks, coming up next Saturday, May 9th is going to be a busy day. Starting out with the boats and boil event. I can't. Every time you say boats, I can't. We gotta start it with something else. Boiling boats. (05:15) There you go. How about that? That'll probably work. We'll just invert the tail. I keep waiting for you to say boats and hoes. We might have them too. I'm just saying, I think you might get more guys out looking for boats. Crawfish or, anyway. (05:31) 500 pounds of crawfish will be boiled up and served out free of charge. So stop on by and get yourself a big ol' helping and kick off your weekend. That's 11 till 3 next Saturday, May 9th at Marine Max in Fort Walton. Plus, that afternoon we drive up to Crestview for the America 250 Parade in celebration. That's going to be an all-day event. Vendors, food trucks, guest speakers, live entertainment and music, and the Grand Parade right through the heart of downtown Crestview. So don't miss out. We've got all the details on these events and more at thebteamshow.com. We are the B Team Morning Show. (06:07) We're taking a quick break. A look at your marine forecast is coming up next. Standby for more rock. 100.3k rock. Here's your destined Fort Walton Beach Marine. Right here on the Classic Rock Station. 100.3k rock. We are the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. It's Tuesday. (06:27) That's right. That's right. We're going to see a high today of 77 degrees. We'll check your weather forecast here in just a little bit. But with about a month to go before summer vacation officially starts, we've got to take a moment this morning, Bobby, and pause on the National Day calendar and salute you, the cheese wagon captains out there. It's School Bus Driver Day. That's right. That's right. Because nothing says hero like hauling 40 sticky lunatics at 6 a.m. for pay and a sad sandwich. (07:03) And when they get to be like 10 years old, they start stinking after being out in the swamp ass all day. School Bus Driver's Day is that annual moment where, you know, we all pretend we've been grateful all along for the brave souls piloting a 40-foot yellow argument through morning traffic. You know, it's not about the cupcakes or the laminated world's best driver certificate some kid's mom printed at 1 a.m. No, it's about acknowledging the rare professional who can parallel park a living room while negotiating with the hostage situation in the back. You know, these drivers run the tightest ship in town, and the ship is full of glitter, forgotten lunches, and opinions. So, yes, it's absurd. (07:47) Everything worth doing is. But today, today we tip the cap before they fire up the diesel and go back to being the last line of defense between civilization and whatever your kid learned on YouTube. School Bus Driver Day. Today. Quick story, though. This came out of Arkansas yesterday. A teacher in Arkansas was arrested for choking out a student after the victim called him brah while asking for a computer. You know what? I don't think there's a jury of my peers that would convict him. And when the teacher told him I'm not your brah. I'm your sir. The student replied, my bad little brah. Yeah. (08:31) The teacher then grabbed the student by the shirt, pushed him into a desk, and choked him. School officials said they're looking into the incident, but didn't say if the teacher had been fired. No, there's a national teacher shortage. They need him. Yeah. He got sent to the principal's office, handed a sucker, and was back in the room in five minutes. I mean, that's what they do with the damn kids. (08:51) That's true. Yeah. They can't reprimand them at all. The teacher has been charged with aggravated assault. It's horse pucky. That's a bunch of malarkey. It's hard wash. (09:07) We'll be back with the boss all here in just a little bit. I'm Schuyler Black, he's Bobby Dewrell, and today on the National Day Calendar, Bobby would never realize what he's got until it's gone, because today he honors me as National Superhero Day. (09:27) Nah, this is closer to Steve Dudley. I mean, you're just a damn grown adult in a cape, while he's a real hero out there fixing potholes and pretending your phone bill makes sense. Thank you, Mr. Dudley. National Superhero Day is a yearly reminder that grown adults will argue about capes like it's tax policy, then turn around and forget their neighbor's name. You know, it's a celebration of the do-gooders in spandex, the paper and ink legends, and the real life weirdos who cry... (10:01) We do the right thing without a theme song or a merchandising deal. You know, you're supposed to honor heroes, which is noble. Sure. But it, it also gives everyone permission to post a selfie in a mask and call it civic engagement. (10:16) So stick around because we're about to separate actual heroism from, you know, attention sinking with the precision of a butter knife in a bar fight. That seems reasonable. National superhero day. And a legitimate shout out to Mr. (10:32) Dudley. That's right. He and his department are picking up, picking up the, uh, neighborhood today. Big bones, digging up bones. That was Randy Travis. You know what? Just let me go with my version. Actually, if you want to know the truth, that was, uh, that's, that's one of Steve, Steve Dudley's favorite Randy Travis songs. (10:54) Yeah. Digging up bones. Well, I gave him the Bobby Travis version. Randy Dubop. That's right. Digging up bones. I'm digging up bone. Ah, now I'm going to have a list of that in this commercial break. All right. (11:09) Yeah. Hey, uh, seriously to, uh, to everybody out there, city of Fort Walton beach and the, uh, and the utilities department and, and, uh, I don't know, I forget what they call that whole section. You guys know who you are. You listen to us every morning. Public works. That's what I was trying to think of. It's all you guys out there. Y'all are the real heroes. (11:25) You do more with less and still have to listen to pain Walker. I was going to say, you want to give a shout out to any council members this morning? Yeah. I think we should name all the potholes after him. Yeah. Cause my truck probably goes pain every time it hits one. (11:41) Ouch. We don't have the money to fix them though. Uh, yep. All right. We're going to take a break. We're minutes away from seven o'clock. This is The B Team morning show on 100.3 KROCK. Tom Penny on 100.3 K rocks a lot better when you turn those mics on. (12:00) It does. Apparently you have to actually push the buttons. I thought this was a touchscreen thing, Bobby. I thought this was a touchscreen. Yeah. Yeah. Overcast skies, 73 degrees this morning. 82 are high this afternoon. (12:16) Good morning. It's Tuesday. The B team morning show is on the air brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill and Navar as well as Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach, congratulations to one of outcast sushi's sister restaurants. (12:33) They're going to be opening a, another outcast seafood in Destin here in the month of May. Yeah. Yeah. I saw that you can find them, uh, out there on 98, uh, I don't know about a stoplight down from a foot puckers on the North side of 98. So, uh, there you go. (12:50) If you are interested in checking that out, but, uh, thanks to outcast sushi as well as Okaloosa gas and stripes pub and grill for always sponsoring The B Team morning show. All right. Uh, what are we digging into today? (13:05) All sorts of stupid political content. Probably. We got our share of dumb politicians in this country. Uh, yes, we do. Rosa DeLauro, Ilhan Omar and world war 11. Yeah. (13:21) In case you don't know the I I and Roman numerals means to Ilhan. More like moron Omar found a reason to deport her yet. I know. Go back to Somalia. (13:37) Good Lord. Uh, yeah, we got some stuff we're going to get to here in, uh, just a little bit. Also a look at your forecast later on this hour. Plus we'll ask uncle Bobby for advice around seven 45. So stick around for that. Uh, coming up this weekend, it's, uh, the Kentucky derby on Saturday and, uh, you get the chance to pick your horse and have a mint julep and wear those fancy hats out at the sky bar horse H O R S E. (14:06) That's right. Not just make sure you pronounce that S not W H O R E different, different type of thing, very different. Don't miss out. I've got a piece of gum in my mouth. So it's a little hard to enunciate. Sorry about that. (14:23) My, my deepest apologies to you. I can see it's really bothering you over there across the counter this morning. Yeah, that makes for great. Just for you. Just for you. (14:39) All right. Stay with us. We got lots to get to, uh, in the meantime, music from the cars, bye-bye love three KROCK, the classic rock station. Good morning, everybody. It's a, The B Team morning show. Seven 21 is the time and a high today of 82 degrees. (14:59) Now we talked about, um, the idiot comment that, that Ilhan Omar made yesterday and, uh, mistaking the speech that her staffer wrote for thinking it was world war 11, not world war two. (15:14) Um, but then you brought up a point about purple haired, Barney colored Rosa DeLauro. Yeah, I just, she's anyway, whatever. 30 some years in Congress and right. (15:30) Well, right. There's the problem. First of all, I, once, once any person's crossed a 10 year mark in Congress, I, by I'm done with them, throw them out like sour grapes. Yeah, we need to, um, you know, my personal belief has always been a three terms in the Senate up to, uh, you know, nine terms in the, uh, in the house or any combination thereof. (15:58) And then you're gone, you get 18 years. And if you want retirement, then you got to find two more years in the federal system to, to work and you can get regular federal retirement, do away with congressional, this frigging congressional retirement package that we have. (16:15) I mean, they go in, if a Congressman gets elected into two terms, he gets retirement for life. Yeah, that's ridiculous. I know, I know. It's unbelievable. Absolutely ridiculous. But you can also be an illegal and get all the benefits in the world too. So, well, that's ridiculous too. (16:31) And, and, you know, it's funny because the state of Florida back in the, uh, the late eighties into the early nineties, uh, made that transition and put term limits and all that. And everybody, Oh my God. Oh, you just don't know what you're doing. Well, you know what? It's worked out quite well. Yeah. (16:47) Yeah. It's amazing. You keep fresh ideas in there. And if you get in and you want to make something happen, you better get in and make it happen because you don't have enough time to, to lollygag. Well, and, and, and don't get me wrong. I think in the second term, some people got a little DeSantis fatigue as well. (17:04) So, uh, yeah, fresh ideas are never a bad thing. Um, but another big issue is it's our education system, man. And I don't know how you fix so that you don't have such a lopsided, I mean, what? (17:23) 80% of, of educators probably lean liberal. Yeah. And, and the story this morning coming out of, uh, well, let's, let's think about why, let's think about why. Do we pay him a competitive wage? No, no, exactly. So what are you going to get? (17:39) You're going to get people that essentially want to volunteer their time to think emotional and want to give back and they don't think about the business world, they don't think in business terms, that's not where they are, that's not where their mind or their heart is. I mean, so it, it, it is what it is. (17:54) I mean, and, and we don't pay them competitive salaries because we, we, we carry too high of a top heavy burden. I mean, look at, look at the amount of people that, that sit in the, uh, in, in the superintendent's office. Yeah. The administration is so tough and what they get paid and, and where they are. (18:11) And, you know, because we're trying to dot every I and cross every T and do everything and blah, blah, blah. I mean, you know, let's put it this way. A kid stands up in a classroom and throws a chair across the classroom. He gets sent to the front office. Right. (18:27) Yeah. Spends five or 10 minutes out of the class comes back with a sucker and is sent back to class for the teacher to deal with and told, Oh no, no, no, no. If a teacher says something wrong to a student, they're fired. Where's the power dynamic. What's what's set up in that. (18:43) Yeah. That's the problem. The problem with the education system right now is the belief that it's a right. That what is a right, that it's a right to receive an education. It's a privilege to receive an education, a driver's license. (18:59) It's a privilege to receive a free edge. And that's what we need to get back to. It's a privilege. It's not your right. Well, this, this story came out of Wisconsin and a high school teacher there has been placed on administrative leave after a social media post appeared to endorse political assassinations, using the phrase, make American great, make Americans great assassins again, a play on mega. (19:21) Now the post written by, I don't know why Wisconsin has to have all these wonky town names, cow, Kona high school, a social studies teacher, Patrick Meyer referenced historical presidential assassins and critical criticized what he called recent failed attempts. (19:38) Now his post was later deleted. The post said, quote, I am not impressed with recent presidential assassins. It's effing embarrassing. Uh, booth Oswald must all be spinning in their graves. (19:54) Make Americans great assassins. Again, sad. Now the. Ocana Area School District placed the teacher on leave after launching a review while saying it unequivocally rejects any conduct that could encourage political violence. (20:11) So, anyway, yeah, I mean, all of your points, I guess, probably are the actual disease and teachers like this are the symptom of that disease. It's a cause and effect type of thing. (20:27) So you end up with these woke morons. I don't know. That's a. So what's what's the solution to fix that? You know, first of all, we didn't get here overnight, right? So there's no overnight solution to it. (20:45) That that's that's that's the first way. Right. I mean, like everything else, by the time we decide to acknowledge the problem, it's so big that we want these big sweeping changes and we can't. And I think the first thing that we should do is start holding parents accountable for their children's actions. (21:03) Yeah. I mean, beat their ass. That's what it takes. But, hey, yeah, little Johnny just stood up and threw this chair in school. This is the property damage he caused. This is what you're going to pay. Yeah. There you go. That's that's that's a decent that's a decent way to look and oh, yeah, by the way, he's not coming back to school. (21:25) I would totally I mean, I got swatted on the ass many times. Guess what? I usually change my attitude on things. You know, when the Board of Education is applied to the seed of knowledge, creates a learning environment. (21:40) It's that simple, huh? That's simple. Well, we've got more advice coming up from Uncle Bobby in about 20 minutes. So stay with us. We'll get to that here before too long. A look at your forecast, though, is next. (21:55) One hundred point three KROCK rush and free will. And we are accepting free will donations here on the B Team Morning Show. What's that? I said we're accepting free will donations here on the B Team Morning Show. (22:10) Absolutely. Well, any donation, honestly. You can even take a can of green beans. That's right. Help a brother out. Should be a pretty nice day here on the Emerald Coast, a high of 82 this afternoon, and things will clear off after the lunch hour today and a little bit, a little bit of high clouds out there right now. (22:28) But things should be pretty nice later on today. That full forecast and a look at local news coming up in just a little bit, along with our chance to ask Uncle Bobby for advice all on the way before eight o'clock. Well, can you believe the $50 movie ticket is now here? (22:49) That's a thing. Yeah, I was looking at that. I saw that. Now, this is, you know, pricing for premium opening night seats, but Regal Theaters recently charged $50 for top tier 70 millimeter IMAX seats for Dune Part 3, and they reportedly sold out fast. (23:10) Now theaters are leaning harder into a strategy borrowed from airlines and hotels, charging diehard fans more for premium experiences. This isn't about regular tickets suddenly costing $50 nationwide. Standard tickets still average about $12.75, but premium large format tickets now average $18 nationally and can hit $30 or more in big cities before extra surcharges hit. (23:37) Now at the same time, spending on concessions has jumped with average per person snack spending at some chains rising from $5 before COVID to now around $9 a head. So, going to the theater is no longer a cheap date night for a high school kid. (23:55) That's for sure. What do high school kids do for dates now? Not go to the movies at that rate, I would hope. Hell, that was a couple nights of work. $50 for a damn ticket? Are you kidding me? (24:11) Wow. All right, Ask Uncle Bobby in less than 10 minutes. White Snake coming up after 400. Blue Morning, Blue Day. It's Tuesday with the B Team on 100.3 KROCK. On a Tuesday morning, it's 747. (24:31) This is the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell will check your forecast and local news here in just a little bit. But it's the time of the morning where the music plays and the advice comes out. (24:46) Ask Uncle Bobby. Your daily advice all stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. By Tomcat Custom Apparel, reminding you that that family photo's coming up for Mother's Day. Don't look like a yard sale. Call Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel for matching shirts and make Mom proud. (25:03) Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to look like a yard sale. You don't want to look like Schuyler. Hey. I like this outfit. (25:18) Oh, at least somebody does. It's comfy. Yeah. All right. Today. It's got to be something. Uh-huh. Well, I got to find the silver lining there. Today you get a question in from the Thermostat Trench Veteran. (25:36) They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I am stuck in a daily fight with co-workers over the office thermostat. Keeps getting turned up and down, and it's making the office uncomfortable and tense. How do I get this to stop without it turning into a bigger conflict? (25:55) Well, first of all, this already is the bigger conflict. Look, that thermostat's not a dial. It's a throne, and everybody in that office is doing little coup attempts like they invented pettiness in a lab. First, you got to stop treating this like comfort, okay? (26:12) You got to treat it like control. You walk by that thermostat like it owes you money. You glance at it like a security camera, and you touch it only with purpose, like a safe cracker who hates amateurs. Now, you got to get surgical. (26:27) Put a tiny, polite sign near it that says, Facilities Policy, Thermostat set to a fixed range for system health and energy compliance, adjustments by request only. No one is going to verify it, because the kind of person who weaponizes a thermostat is also terrified of an official-sounding sentence. (26:50) Now, next, you got to seed some confusion, because, you know, look, confusion is cheaper than peace, okay? You got to leave two sticky notes on different days with opposing instructions, both signed by facilities, in different handwriting, and watch your enemies start accusing each other like it's an espionage tribunal over two degrees, okay? (27:10) And if you want to end the back and forth, you do not negotiate. You create consequences. Bring in a personal fan and aim it like a spotlight at whoever keeps cranking the heat. Then loudly praise how consistent the climate's been getting, while you casually adjust the fan speed like you were calibrating a lie detector, okay? (27:33) Now, finally, you got to establish some dominance with a decoy, okay? Keep a little space heater or desk blanket visible, not because you need it, but because it sends a message. You are prepared. You are resourced. (27:49) And you will outlast them. See, in a thermostat war, the winner is not the warmest. It's the most relentless. Hmm. All right. Thermostat trench veteran. Hope that gives you something to think about this morning. (28:07) We do this daily advice from Uncle Bobby every morning, right around 745, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right. Buy TomCat Custom Apparel, where the custom apparel is made for you. (28:23) That is just so damn sick. All right. We're going to take a break, and I'm going to go adjust the thermostat myself. That's an 82 sound. Yeah, okay. Look at news is next. Your omni-broadcasting news for this morning is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast's finest jeweler. (28:43) I'm Dan Diamond. An Okaloosa County man is facing federal charges in a drug distribution and money laundering case. Monteles Terrell-Burden, 40, of Crestview, has been indicted along with two co-defendants from California on charges tied to an alleged methamphetamine distribution conspiracy. (29:01) According to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Northern District of Florida, Mr. Burden, Marcus D. Wayne Gulley, and Tristan R. Harris, 38, are each charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine, conspiracy to use a telephone facility to support drug trafficking, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. (29:18) A jury trial is scheduled for May 18, 2026. If convicted, Mr. Burden and his co-defendants face a minimum mandatory sentence of 10 years in prison and up to life imprisonment on the drug conspiracy charge. And that's your omni-broadcasting news for this morning, sponsored by McCaskill & Company. (29:35) I'm Dan Diamond. Hello. Did you miss me? Professor Green here. I just love telling people why natural gas is better than electricity. Hmm. Well, think about a report card. If energy efficiency was a report card, natural gas delivers 92% directly to your home, while electricity delivers 38%. (29:57) That's quite a difference, wouldn't you say? That does help. Explain why you get more for your money and less on your bill. It does. Go to okaloosagas.com to learn more. South Okaloosa County. And Bobby, there's some ruffled feathers over in Destin right now. (30:14) Channel 3 WEAR in Pensacola reported yesterday that if you're planning a trip to Henderson Beach in Destin, there's a new rule you'll need to know about. Now, beginning here on Friday, May 15th, two weeks from this week, all visitors will now need to pre-register for a day use pass for any entry to the state park. (30:37) Not everyone's on board with these new day use pass policies. Now to help alleviate the long lines and congestion around the entrance, the state park will soon be requiring visitors to make a reservation before coming to the beach. (30:52) Uh, Destin resident, uh, Connie Perkins said, I totally agree. There's a problem because even those of us who live here have seen the increase in traffic. Now Perkins has been coming to Henderson beach state park for 25 years. She lives in Destin and like many residents, she has a Destin beach pass. (31:12) Now that pass allows residents of the city to easily access Henderson beach for $30 a year. But she found an email in her inbox in Perkins said she was furious. She's been a pass holder for decades and says the new rule will make it impossible for her to enjoy the beach. (31:28) She said, quote, you have to be spontaneous. They think when you're coming to the beach, because it depends on the weather, depends on how you're, how you're doing, how you're feeling. And, uh, you have to stop and go online or go on your phone and make a reservation for the future to me is just absurd. She said, I cannot imagine that our tourists coming into this area are going to stand for that. (31:48) Now the state park didn't respond to a channel three, uh, for their request for an interview. But, uh, what they wanted to ask was, is the day pass use being implemented at other state parks? Is this a long-term solution and how are you ensuring tourists are aware of the new rule? (32:07) So anyway, uh, yeah, if you want to start visiting Henderson beach here by the middle of may, you'll need to register online and, uh, use the, promo code destined pass to avoid the daily parking fee Henderson beach state park. (32:27) So anyway, uh, thought that was rather interesting. Uh, I, for one have never ventured to Henderson beach state park. I don't think I've been out to the state park. I've been to the, uh, to the other thing there. (32:44) Crystal beach. Yeah. Something, whatever that thing is. Yeah. Um, it's kind of like a little hotel and, oh, the actual resort resort. Yeah, that's what I was trying to come up with. I don't even remember why I was there. Now the, the hotel, the motel, the holiday in right there. (33:00) Yeah. Uh, quote to live crew. Oh, that was pit bull. Oh yeah. It was pit bull. That was intentional by the way. (33:16) Yeah. Um, but anyway, uh, it's got, uh, it's got some folks over in Destin irritated about that, but then, you know, you've got the, what is it, the former backstreet boy out there in South Walton County. That's, you know, trying to claim his stake of the sand. Yeah. (33:31) Whatever. Brian Latrell. Yeah. Yeah. What up? Quit playing games with his sand. Yeah. Is that classic rock these days by some definitions? (33:46) Uh, maybe I wonder if our listeners would have a cow. If we played backstreet boys, probably I, I didn't realize you were actually expecting a response to that. (34:03) I was, I was just thought if you want to see if you thought we should or not. Maybe the classic rock station. It's the beat team morning show. Uh, don't forget coming up in about, I don't know, 13 days, 12 days. We're going to be over at a Marine max for their, what's it called? (34:22) Bobby boats and boats and hose boats and boil boats. And I'm sorry. I keep getting that one. That's right. Crawfish and the latest and greatest and a greedy white boats, uh, going on. Next Saturday, May 9th at Marine max and Fort Walton beach from 11 till three. (34:41) And by the way, uh, the crawfish is free F R E E. That's right. So, uh, it won't cost you dime than that afternoon. We'll drive up to Crestview for all the fun up there. The America two 50, uh, celebration and a grand parade put on by the sons of the American revolution. (34:59) That'll be a lot of fun. There's going to be vendors, food trucks, uh, guest speakers, live music, entertainment. And of course the, uh, the parade with what I would presume to be a lot of red, white, and blue. Yep. So we've got, uh, those two events and so many more online. (35:17) If you just visit our website at The B Team show.com. Yeah. By the way, I guess I need to work on the, uh, Redux from yesterday because I haven't done that yet. Yeah. That would be, you know, got to get those interns working, man. I know it. I know it. A quick Florida story for you. (35:33) I, uh, a Florida woman was allegedly doing her makeup while driving when she crashed into a police vehicle that was right next to her. How convenient. Yeah. I got to tell you, man, I was, uh, when I was up in Charlotte one day, I was driving down and saw a woman doing her makeup and it just got me so aggravated. (35:49) Be there and rush hour traffic doing that. I was just so pissed off. I dropped my donut and into my coffee. It's built all over me, got on my newspaper and I almost nicked myself. Okay. (36:04) Now that's just preposterous. You, you want to talk about being distracted? My God. Oh man. I, I, I got to tell you a rush hour traffic and Charlotte, it was, it was something that you would, people had newspapers stretched across the steering wheels, reading guys would be shaving, eating women, doing their makeup. (36:33) There was this old lady yesterday. I was over on a stoplight at MLK and eight mile. And, uh, love joy. And, uh, she wasn't paying attention at all. I mean, literally weaving from one side of the road to the other. (36:48) Yep. And, uh, it just get your nose out of your damn phone. Yep. God. Yep. Well, back to this stories, uh, this story, the authorities say, I like our stories better than India. I figured, uh, authorities say the patrol car was alongside her when she drifted over and hit it, uh, turning what might've been a distracted driving incident into a much bigger problem. (37:12) Now she admitted she was applying makeup at the time because the vehicle she struck was a police car. The case drew extra attention and underscored how dangerous even quick distractions can be behind the wheel. So yeah, just, um, maybe put the makeup down, maybe put the phone down. (37:29) Watch the damn road, please. And thank you. Oh, you know, when you're, when you're, when you're driving a couple of time death trap, yeah, why not? Yeah. This public service announcement sponsored by The B Team morning show about you on the BT morning show with 100.3 KROCK. (37:48) Hey, quick reminder to visit us online at The B Team show.com. Mm hmm. All of the content Bobby and I talk about every single day is online for you. The show notes, including the daily holidays, local events, uh, wacky news, local news, daily ask uncle Bobby feature and more. (38:07) Plus you can listen to the show on demand. Anytime you want it online, all at The B Team show.com, right? There you go. Uh, B team show, of course, every morning brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill in Navarre, Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach, another, uh, little sunshine state, Florida story for you. (38:27) A, uh, uh, Florida woman told police that her name was Daffy while she was being arrested. Well, how'd that work out for didn't, uh, police were first called to her home for a disturbance. And then when officers arrived, the woman tried to slam the door in their faces. (38:43) After they asked for her name, the woman said, Daffy duck. Now she's been charged with resisting without violence in providing a false name. So now you can't do that. Sorry. All right. How about we end up a show on Aussie? (38:59) Sure. Why not? All right. Maybe tomorrow we'll fly a little higher. I don't think it was very high today. I didn't feel like it was very high. We were pretty much ditch chickens all day. Maybe tomorrow will be a good old thunder chicken. Thunder chicken. (39:15) Yeah. Okay. It's an end of Turkey season. All right. Uh, we're out of time to be team morning show, wrapping things up on this Tuesday morning. You can catch us tomorrow morning at six. We'll do it all over again. By the way, tomorrow hump day Wednesday. (39:30) That's right. Um, day tomorrow, not now. Uh, I want to thank our sponsors stripes pub and grill and Navarro Colusa gas and outcast sushi for always being our partner on the show. What a thank you for dialing in and being our partner as well. (39:45) And of course, uh, you can visit us online anytime at The B Team show.com. If there's anything that you might have missed or you want to go back and revisit. So until then I'm Schuyler black, Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. Hey folks. Thanks for joining the BT morning show. We know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every morning, and we appreciate the fact that you've settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. 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