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Basil Hayden or Old Granddad: The $25 Bourbon Mystery That Proves It's All Just Marketing Hype
Published: April 24, 2026
Duration: 38:16
Season: 2026
Episode: 66

Basil Hayden or Old Granddad: The $25 Bourbon Mystery That Proves It's All Just Marketing Hype

Description

We learned that understanding rural America is just three classic TV shows away from enlightenment—at least according to one very confident politician—and that expensive condoms might accidentally save the birth rate, which sounds like a conspiracy theory but honestly tracks better than most headlines this week.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off another Friday on 100.3 KROCK, Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station, with the kind of bourbon-soaked banter that makes you question whether they should be allowed near microphones before noon. The topic du jour? Whether Basil Hayden is just fancy Old Granddad in a nicer bottle — a debate they'll settle (poorly) tonight at 6 PM on Bourbon with the Boys, streaming live at bourbonwiththeboys.com alongside Tom Mason and Jim "The Jimmyer" McPherson.

Today's holiday lineup included National Historic Marker Day, which Bobby described as "reading a metal paragraph in a ditch and calling it culture" — because nothing screams civic pride like squinting at sun-faded propaganda bolted to a post. We also celebrated World Day for Laboratory Animals (progress built on creatures that never signed consent forms) and National Pigs in a Blanket Day, the annual permission slip to eat six tiny meat missiles over the sink while pretending it's sophisticated. Schuyler floated the idea of an everything-bagel pigs-in-a-blanket sub from Lenny's, which Bobby shot down faster than a Virginia state senator's understanding of rural America.

Speaking of which — Virginia Democrat Lamont Bagby claims he "gets" rural voters because he watched The Waltons, The Andy Griffith Show, and The Dukes of Hazzard. Bobby nearly choked. Schuyler went silent. We all died a little inside. Meanwhile, the NFL Draft kicked off in Pittsburgh with Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza going first overall to the LA Raiders, and Nick Saban — now an ESPN talking head — threw shade at his own former recruit, offensive tackle Caden Proctor, saying he's "not sure if he'll pan out." Savage. Also savage: condom prices are spiking 20–30% thanks to the Iran war disrupting oil-based materials, which Bobby declared "Trump's secret plan to boost the birth rate." Mark Ryland would be proud.

Tomorrow, we're broadcasting live from Liza Jackson Preparatory School's 25th anniversary celebration (11 AM–1:30 PM) with food trucks, games, and a DJ. That afternoon, it's the Boats & Crawfish Boil at Marine Max (500 pounds of mudbugs, enough for "two Cajuns"), followed by Crestview's America 250 Grand Parade — where we'll be dressed as patriotic pirates, naturally. Big congrats to Master Police Officer Marcus Montgomery of the Fort Walton Beach PD, named a national Hero Grade honoree for going above and beyond. Weather? Sunshine, 80 degrees, low chance of Bobby being right about anything. Stay classy, Emerald Coast — and remember, you've got choices in morning radio. You just made a questionable one.

Transcript

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. Talking about Basil Hayden vs. Old Granddad. (00:35) Old Granddad. Now that's the fancy Basil. Well, in theory. The argument is everybody thinks it's the same thing, it's just one's proofed down and the other's not. Because the person on Old Granddad, the picture of the individual, is actually Basil Hayden himself. (00:54) Really? Because Basil Hayden was a man. The guy named Basil? That's right. Last name Hayden. You should have gone by his last name. Sorry, but he should have. Basil used to be a name back in the day. (01:10) We called my great-grandmother that was named Hazel, we called her Basil. So, yeah. Kind of girly. But I'll tell you what, the Old Granddad's supposed to put hair on your chest and the regular old Basil Hayden I guess gives you peach fuzz. Well, I mean, one's 80 proof. (01:27) The cast strength is what I was hoping we'd compare it against up at 114. But I think we left it to Jim, it's the 92 proof. Oh, God. Oh my, Jim. So I'm pretty sure they're going to taste like the exact same thing. He really jimmied this up, didn't he? (01:43) Yeah, he was a real McPherson. That's coming up tonight live at bourbonwiththeboys.com. All right. In the meantime, here on the B Team Mordechai, we've got some more National Days to reveal. And today, speaking of Old Granddad, it's National Historic Marker Day. (02:02) Oh, well, there you go. The one holiday you celebrate by reading a medal paragraph in a ditch. And you call it culture. Uh-huh. Yeah, there you go. National Historic Marker Day is that special little holiday where we all pretend a medal sign on a post in the same thing as a memory. (02:18) A museum or, well, just a moral compass. See, you pull over. You squint at 12 lines of tiny print. And you nod like you personally knew the guy who invented the cotton gin or got arrested here in 1912 for existing incorrectly. See, it's a civic scavenger hunt for people who like their historic history sun faded, bolted down, and, well, conveniently edited. (02:41) You know, and today we honor the sacred ritual. Reading one, learning half, arguing the other half, and then driving off feeling smarter than we were five minutes ago. National Historic Marker Day. Do you stop at them when you see them on the side of the road? (02:57) There's been a couple that I've stopped at. There's one that I used to drive past almost weekly when I was in school at Troy. Yeah. And I decided one day, I'm like, screw it. I'm going to read this thing. So I had a little extra time, like five minutes. (03:14) I pulled over. And it was about some bridge and when the Confederate Army crossed it and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. That's cool. Well, there was one in Ottumwa that I finally, it was two miles from our airport. (03:30) Going up there never once stopped. Finally, when we were there in October, I said, you know what? I'm going to pull over and we're going to read this thing. And it was the graveside of the oldest soldier from the Civil War. Yeah. Well, there was one that I used to, the funniest one that I've read was up in Griffin, Georgia when I lived up there. (03:51) I stopped by the cemetery and I saw there was a historic marker and it was a Confederate graveyard. And there was 400 souls, 399 Confederate soldiers and one Union guy. And the challenge was to find the Union guy. Needle in a haystack right there. (04:07) I counted 399 markers. There's one unmarked. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. And then you saw me when we were in Madison County and going and looking at all the covered bridges there across Iowa. (04:23) You saw how often I would stop and read about all of them. I find it interesting. Here's what lies what we call a crick. Yeah. All right. We're going to take a break. Look at your Marine forecast is on the way next on 100.3 KROCK. (04:41) You actually like this? Yeah, dude. It's classic rock. Well, there's more where that came from. 100.3 KROCK. Van Halen dancing in the streets on a Friday morning. Yeah, we should be dancing in the street. Except we don't really get a day off tomorrow. (04:57) We got to work. We got a little 25th anniversary celebration open house tomorrow at Liza Jackson Preparatory School here in Fort Walton Beach. That's right. That goes on from 11 until 1. So stop on out. Whether you're an alum or a current student, current parent, past staff, current staff, or just interested in the school itself, we invite you to come on out and join us at Liza Jackson Preparatory School tomorrow. (05:22) There's going to be food trucks, games and activities, DJ on site, all sorts of fun from 11 until 1. Get more details on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Well, today, Bobby, we should celebrate Congress or the World Day for Laboratory Animals. (05:38) Oh, yeah, because nothing says science like giving a mouse a new disease and calling it progress. That's kind of what they do. Yeah, yeah. World Day for Laboratory Animals is the annual moment when we all pretend we didn't build half of modern medicine on the backs of creatures that never signed a consent form. (05:54) You know, it's a day to look at the clean lab coat, the shiny breakthrough, and the little cage in the corner and admit the math has always been ugly, even when the results are pretty. You know, the point isn't to clap for science or boo it like a bad referee. (06:09) It's to remember there's a living bill behind every miracle and, well, somebody always pays. So light your candle, read your statements, post your solemn square online, and let's talk about what we're willing to trade for progress before the next experiment starts. (06:27) World Day for Laboratory Animals. Who knew there was such a thing? I did. That's why it's on the calendar. I know. You just told us about it. But I was just I was I was asking for the audience this morning. Yeah, well, it seemed like it was evident. (06:42) So I'm just saying. Thanks, Bobby. Yeah. It's the BT Morning Show on a Friday. Context clues help a lot. I'm going to learn you something before the show ends. I hope you do. Here's Journey on KROCK. And Illusion on the Classic Rock Station. (06:59) 100 points. Yay. KROCK. So glad I got to hear that this morning. What, Styx? The Grand Illusion. It's almost as bad as Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. Welcome to the show. (07:14) Welcome to the BT Morning Show. What was it about the 70s where everybody just had to have a train wreck of a song? Acid. God. I mean, it was all of them had that change of tempo. That's when we were misdiagnosing bipolar and calling it manic depression. (07:33) Like live and let die. I mean, it could be a decent ballad if you would just have the ballad. No, we got to stop and do the... Oh, just pound the keys. Just pound the keys. Stomp on them like some old lady at a church organ. (07:51) Yeah. I don't know who thought that sounded great. And you didn't like McCartney or the GNR version. GNR was a little better. But, I mean, it still just, it doesn't need to change the tempo. (08:06) It should just be a ballad. If you just made it a ballad, it could be freaking awesome. But whatever. Bobby's talking about his dislike for some 70s music right now. Yeah, pretty much. All of it? A good portion of it. (08:23) Well, let's talk about something that we do like. Any group that says, you know what sounds great? A carnival piano. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. (08:41) Was that pretty good? Pretty much. All right. Well, let's talk about something you and I like. Pigs in a blanket day. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because nothing says adulting like hiding mystery meat in dough and calling it a holiday. Why does it have to be mystery meat? At least go for the all beef wiener. (08:57) Or, you know, little smokies. That is mystery meat. National pigs in a blanket day is that proud moment on the calendar where we stop pretending we're above snack food and publicly honor the tiny meat missile wrapped in dough like it's wearing a tuxedo. (09:13) See, it's not a holiday so much as a permission slip to eat, you know, six of them standing over the sink and call it a celebration. See, families will gather. Officers will potluck. Somebody's going to bring the fancy version with everything bagel seasoning like it fixes their personality. (09:31) That would be pretty good, actually. Yeah. You know, consider it the opening bell for a long season of bad decisions with good seasoning. You know, I wonder if we could talk our friends over at Lenny's into doing, like, a everything bagel pigs in the blanket sub. That'd be interesting. Wouldn't it? (09:46) I think that would be a lot, though. A good, like, six-inch sub of all pig in the blanket. I think that's too much. That's a little... A little heavy. That's a little much. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna go, you know, like that's almost like saying I wonder if they could do a kinesh sub Who can ish you remember the conditions You've had a kinesh before the ones the ones we got up in Pella well in Pella and then The place here that does them up in blue water. Oh Yeah, I thought those were called like kolaches. No kinesh They're not spelled like that Jesus I can't Just play a damn song We're gonna play local news. Oh, Dan diamonds got there coming up next on the BT Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK Where do you think you're going next 100.3 KROCK 100.3 KROCK the classic rock station. It's 708 on a Friday morning. Beautiful sunshine outside right now Hope everybody's doing well getting ready for the weekend, which weather might suck. I don't know. We'll check Forecast a little bit somewhere between suck and not suck. Yeah Yeah There's your two options. I mean I'm gonna be good or not. You're welcome. That's your that's your morning weather report from ask uncle Bobby. That's right. That's It'll never change either. That's right. At least you're always right at that point Well, you know, it's like my it's like my grandfather always said there's always a 50% chance of rain Either is or it ain't gonna rain Well, that's literally what's in the forecast tomorrow a 50% chance of showers and thunderstorms, right? (11:45) So it's either gonna rain or it's not And there's nothing we can do about it, that's right So I just guess we roll with the punches. I hide today though of 80. They're saying ain't no chance of rain today now Saturday Sunday chance of thunderstorms Again that full forecast coming up in just a little bit. We are The B Team morning show You realize what's gonna happen since you said there's no chance of rain today It's gonna it's gonna rain like a cow piss not flat rock this afternoon. It's right splatter. I'm go everywhere At least it's rain and not pee, you know speaking to rain I was thinking about this the other day These are these are the things that plague me when I wake up at Three o'clock in the morning. Why do you do that? I can't go back to sleep. But You know that you you know to there's two big songs out there, right the it's raining men Right, you know and then when the bodies hit the floor Right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I know that so I mean I know of it, right You ever considered that it's the same event just a different perspective. Oh No, I did I'm just saying There's probably 45 years between the release dates of those two. I'm just I'm just saying same event different perspectives Yeah, it's all in how you say it. That's for sure Yeah, wow Mindblown this morning Yikes stick stick with me kid Hey tomorrow is the 25th anniversary open house and celebration at the lines of Jackson Preparatory School right here in Fort Walton Beach Rumor has it will be on scene. Oh apparently maybe But that goes on from 11 till about 1 30 tomorrow afternoon. They're gonna have food trucks. They're gonna have activities games and fun for kids and family alike plus there's gonna be a DJ on-site as well and an opportunity for Past present and future parents and students and staff of Eliza Jackson to stop on by and just congratulate the current current students and current school leadership on 25 great years of academic excellence and Like you say that's a that's a hell of a milestone for a for a charter school It sure is it sure is I mean, it's it it shows that there should be some perpetuality to it. But Yeah, yeah, it's a it's a it's a hell of a marker. I Guess I didn't go to a charter school cuz Perpetuality, what the hell does that mean? (14:19) Endurance Why didn't you just say that perpetualness Ongoing in nature. Okay. Okay continuous. That's right. Okay. Now now we're speaking the same language Hey the NFL draft started last night, we'll take a look at some of the first-round picks here in just a little bit plus God Almighty and God bless you. Thank you, man. You all right? Yeah, I'll make it I don't feel like you lost your left nostril. I feel like it too Coming up in about 35 minutes We'll check your daily advice from Uncle Bobby before we head into the weekend And then of course Dan diamonds got local news coming up later on in the hour So stay with us lots to get to on a Friday morning It's really nice to say Friday Boston something about you and the B Team morning show 100 point 3k rock Blinded by the lights wrapped up like a Deuce deuce. Yeah, dude, we're gonna say Apparently the enunciation of that is quite important. Yeah. Well, hey the Scarlet scar scar What? (15:35) Schuyler look have no fear Virginia Democrats are on the scene. Oh boy. What happened? Well, cuz you know, they're all upset about this whole redistricting referendum, right? So state senator Lamont Bagby of Virginia Told constituents not to worry Not to worry. They're saying that the Democrats just don't understand rural voters and Lamont Bagby says don't worry Don't worry. I completely understand rural Americans because I grew up watching Classic TV shows like the Waltons the Andy Griffith show and the Dukes of Hazzard Showing how in touch he is. Yeah Are you serious? Yeah, I am. I'm serious. Are they that stupid? Hi, you know, I Yeah You're sure you didn't make that up I swear I didn't make it up it came it came straight out the news. Oh My god Sorry, mr. Mr. Congressman Well, he's a state senator or state senator. Yeah, and it was that that it was this this post went out on on on X But yeah Wow, I know Now can you imagine if somebody less ethnic said that about an Understanding Urban voters and it's because they watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh, hey. No, look I get it I completely understand life in Atlanta because I used to watch Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeah Sums it up exactly Holy smokes, I I completely understand the black entertainment industry because I watched Empire. Yeah Yeah, I watched the 80s movie called colors That's right. I know life on the streets. I know life in the street. I watch break-in to electric boogaloo Yeah, pick it pick a rap song from the 80s, yeah, I don't know yeah, I Understand black culture because I I heard Sir Mix-a-Lots babies got back. That's right. Well, that was the 90s 91 91 That's unbelievable Did he get any hate for it, yeah, they said there's been some backlash but You know, of course, it won't be picked up. I mean To your point had had it been a different scenario With with with different with with racial tensions leaning in a different direction. Uh-huh. Oh, this would be you know News, yeah Unbelievable Wow. All right. Well that that actually left me speechless. I Thought it was a great story this one that is hilarious All right. Well, we're gonna take a break. I'm gonna try to corral myself here. My jaw is just still still hanging here Wow, all right It's a B Team morning show all brought to you by stripes pub and grill in Navarre Okaloosa gas it outcast sushi and Miramar Beach Schuyler black and Bobby Dewrell back at it on a Friday morning You know, I come to think of it Maybe maybe that is in response to to Gavin Newsom Boy, what did Gavin Newsom? Don't you remember his his interview a few months back? Like hey, I I Understand black people. I'm just like you. I'm not very smart That's right, he did say that didn't he Yeah, how come he didn't get any hate for that, uh, you know or the warranted the warranted hate yeah, mm-hmm Proportionally it just doesn't match up 64 degrees a high today of 80 a look at your forecast is next good morning BT morning show is on the air. I'm Schuyler black used Bobby Dewrell last night was the first round of the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh marking the fourth consecutive year quarter Overall, the LA Raiders selected Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza, fresh off a Heisman winning season in which he led the program to its first national championship. The Jets followed by drafting Texas Tech edge rusher David Bailey at No. 2. Arizona, the Cardinals picked up Notre Dame running back Jeremiah Love, 3rd overall. If you're a Bama fan, picks 12 and 13 were Crimson Tide players. No. 13 was quarterback Ty Simpson. No. 12 was offensive tackle Caden Proctor, which I thought it was interesting on ESPN last night. Saban now is part of the roundtable discussion. Talked about his own recruit not being a self-starter. (20:49) He's not sure if he's going to pan out in the NFL or not. I thought that was rather comical. For the full 32 first round picks, 10 came from the Big 10, 7 from the SEC, and 6 from the ACC with a few coming out of the Big 12 for Power Conference players. Also a handful of Notre Dame players were in there as well. We'll have more NFL draft today and tomorrow throughout the weekend. There you go. There's a little recap for you of the first round draft. Even if those guys don't pan out in the NFL, those first round picks are going to have a nice rookie contract. Their checkbook's going to look a little better than mine. (21:36) Ask Uncle Bobby Kevin up in about 7 minutes. Does that sound like a plan? Can you make that happen? Sure. Do you need another cup of coffee before then? We'll figure it out. I'm just happy I was able to help Bobby figure out how to run his iPad a little bit ago. (21:57) It's always a fun day when Schuyler can help Bobby with tech. It's also a rare day. George Thorogood, get a haircut. 100.3 KROCK. This is the B Team Morning Show on a Friday, a beautiful Friday outside your window. What are we at right now? 68 degrees a high today of 80. We'll check your forecast here in just a little bit. What's that music mean, Bobby? (22:26) It means it's time for Ask Uncle Bobby. Daily advice you didn't know you needed, all stitched together by our friends at Buy TomCat Custom Apparel. That's right. Mother's Day is coming and if you want those matching family shirts, you've got to go ahead and call Buy TomCat Custom Apparel before Dad waits too long again. Don't do that, Dad. Sir, you've got to get a haircut, if you will. Yeah, that's just a guy thing, I think. SirBreaklightVal writes in today, quite the name there, and they write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, my commute feels exhausting and chaotic every day. Whether I drive or take public transit, how do I stop letting traffic and delays ruin my mood? Look, ruining your mood is optional. What is not optional is treating your commute like a sacred campaign where every red light is a personal insult delivered by a weak, cowardly universe. Look, you do not endure traffic. You document it. See, memory is power and spite, well, that's fuel. You've got to start a self-narrated audio diary the second you enter the arena. Give every intersection a title like it's a boss fight, okay? Assign villains, you know, that one left turn arrow that takes three seconds, the bus that arrives whenever it feels like it, the guy who rolls forward one inch at a time like he's negotiating with the laws of physics. You know, the prettier the detail, the more you immortalize it. Then you escalate. Every time somebody cuts you off, you do not honk like a commoner, no. You clap slowly in your car like judging a talent show and they just did a mediocre trick. See what I mean? Look, it's a train delay announcement mumbles, right? It's got to be something, signal issues, all right? You stare at a speaker like it owes you rent and record a calm surgical recap of the betrayal of your archive, okay? You got to make it theatrical. You got to keep a tiny notebook called the ledger and every red light that wastes your time gets a mark like a prison tally. And at the end of the week, you reward yourself by taking the long way home on purpose just to prove you are the one choosing suffering, not the other way around. See, eventually your commute stops being a problem and becomes your, your daily epic. And the best part is nobody else even knows they are a character in it. See, you got to let them think it's just traffic. You'll know it's a war and you are winning by making it a battle. (25:30) Mm-hmm. Sir, brake line vow. That should answer some questions. I will say the slow clap and the thumbs down probably hurt more than the middle finger. I would agree. It's 7 52. (25:50) We do this every morning. Ask uncle Bobby your daily advice. That's right. All stitched together by our friends at byTomCat custom apparel. That's right. By Tomcat custom apparel, the custom apparel is made for you. It never gets old. News is next. Stevie Ray Vaughn cold shots on a Friday morning, just after eight o'clock. How you doing? Emerald coast. (26:19) I'm Schuyler black. He is Bobby Dewrell and together. This is what we call a B team morning show all brought to you by our friends at stripes pub and grill in a bar as well as Okaloosa gas at outcast sushi and Mirabar beach. Don't forget tomorrow, 25th anniversary celebration of academic excellence at Liza Jackson preparatory school right here in Fort Walton beach from 11 till one 30. There's going to be a DJ out there, food trucks, games and activities for kids and parents alike. And whether you're a past current or future student or parent of Liza Jackson, maybe former staff member, we invite you to stop on by tomorrow. Bobby and I'll be out there doing a little live remote broadcast as well. So fun. So come on out and join us. We've got more details on the events tab at our handy dandy little website called The B Team show.com built especially for our for our Aryan friends. (27:20) I think you need to work on the flow. I'm just, I'm going to say, I think, yeah, I think you need to work on the flow of that one. You want to have that one, that one. Yeah. (27:36) Adjust the verbiage a little bit. I'm going to, I'm going to let that one sit for a minute. I think that's hilarious, Bobby. I'm sorry. I think that's hilarious. Yeah. Hey, say, listen, go, go check out The B Team show.com. Don't, don't be a Gary McCoy. (27:51) Well, here come the expensive condoms. Yeah. Yeah. The world's largest condom manufacturer says prices could rise by 20 to 30% as the Iran war increases the cost of oil-based materials such as synthetic rubber lubricants and packaging. Malaysia-based Carex Burhad, which produces for major brands like Durex and Trojan also cited supply chain disruptions and shipping delays as added pressures. At the same time, demand has surged by about 30% driven in part by lower global stockpiles and increased contraceptive use during periods of uncertainty. While Carex says it currently has a sufficient supply, it warns that prices could climb further if disruptions persist. So expensive, expensive condoms are on the horizon. It just means more babies. That's right. And that's, that's not a bad thing. We need the birth rate in this country to spike. Yeah, that was Trump's plan all along. That's right. This is, this is part of the, part of the deal to make that happen. Absolutely. Just, just ask Mark Ryland. (29:00) Oh boy. What, what conspiracies of Mark's are we going to tout today? That, that, that's the one right there. You know, the, the, the war in Iran was just to increase the birth rate in America. Trump, Trump knew by my getting, by having that swore that, that they would have to, they'd have expensive condoms, condoms would become more expensive. And because of that, then less people could afford, which means, yeah, that's, that sounds like something he would say, doesn't it? I mean, it's not the craziest idea I've heard. Not from him. (29:37) Not from him. All right. The fix on the way. Uh, CCR and Skinner doll coming up before we check your weather forecast in about 15 minutes. I now triumph. Fight the good fight. It's Friday folks. The weekend's just about here. Beautiful sunshine and 80 this afternoon in Destin Fort Walton beach. It's the BT morning show on 100.3 KROP. (30:00) It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, brought to you by Stripes, Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. Well, do you see this story coming out of the state of Missouri? (30:16) A Missouri man is facing charges after police say he decided to strip naked and started dancing in the vestibule of an Aldi's grocery store in Columbia, Missouri. 41-year-old Sidney Jones walked into the store, removed his clothes, and danced both inside and outside the entrance while shoppers, including children, were nearby. (30:43) He's now charged with first-degree sexual misconduct and was booked into jail without bond. Court documents say he's also been banned from all Aldi stores. Well, there you go. Yeah, so you don't have to worry about seeing him in the 45 Aldi stores we have here in Okaloosa County. (31:01) I know why. The Boats and Crawfish Boil is coming to Marine Max. What? Every time you start it, I'm just waiting for boats and hoes. We could throw those in there, too. (31:17) The Boats and Crawfish Boil at Marine Max is coming up on Saturday, May 9th from 11 until 3 at Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach. Stop on by. Check out the latest and greatest Grady White Boats. And get yourself a nice big helping of some 500 pounds of fresh, delicious crawfish. (31:36) Mm-hmm. Yeah. How many people will that serve? Probably about two Cajuns. We ordered enough for a handful of Coonasses. That's right. Saturday, May 9th is the time. (31:53) 11 to 3 is the time. Saturday, May 9th is the date. That's it. Marine Max here in Fort Walton Beach on Highway 98 across from Whataburger. Then that afternoon, we head up to Crestview for the America 250 Grand Parade in celebration. Downtown Crestview. (32:08) That afternoon and evening, there's going to be food trucks and vendors and all sorts of fun stuff. Guest speakers, live entertainment, and a parade that you're probably going to see plenty of red, white, and blue in. Probably. Bobby and I will be up there as pirates. (32:25) Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Patriotic pirates that weekend. For all the details on all the area events, you can visit our website at thebteamshow.com. Snazzy little website right there. All right. (32:40) We'll take a break. You seem like you're thinking over there. I'm here. No? Okay. It's Friday. We've got a half an hour left, and then it's quitting time. By the way, quick plug. Tonight, Bourbon with the Boys is back. That's right. (32:55) That's right. We'll be doing Basil Hayden and Old Granddad. Old Granddad. That's right. We're going to, you know. The question is, is Basil Hayden worth the hype? It's the same mash bell, same product, same distillery. Same, same, same. Just a $25 difference. (33:11) Is it that much? Yeah. Interesting. All right. We're going to talk about that tonight at 6 p.m. You can stream us live at bourbonwiththeboys.com. That'll be myself and Bobby and Tom Mason and Jim McPherson. (33:28) Yeah, two of the bench warmers. Two of the bench warmers. That's right. All right. We're going to take a break. The forecast is coming up next. Def Leppard, Kiss, and Pink Floyd all on the way on 100.3 KROCK. 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. (33:44) It's the B Team morning show on a Friday. Beautiful sunshine outside your window. A high today of 80 degrees. We'll check that full forecast and get a look at local news here in the next seven. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell already at 70 outside right now. (34:01) So stick tight to all the details coming up with your weekend forecast in just a little bit. Mary Jane, for you tokers out there, got a new reclassified yesterday in the less dangerous drug category. (34:19) Yeah, the Trump administration Thursday signed an order moving marijuana from its current highly restrictive level classification to a classification that eases regulations regarding cannabis research. Now, the move doesn't legalize marijuana or remove criminal penalties for use in possession, but it reclassifies marijuana from its current Schedule 1, which is the same classification as heroin and means it has high potential for abuse and no accepted medical uses to the lower classification of Schedule 3. (34:52) The move follows an executive order President Donald Trump signed in December, which is aimed at expanding medical marijuana research. So I guess that's, you know, that's one way to do it. I don't know if Nancy Reagan would approve. (35:09) Hey, Schuyler, before we go too far, and if I miss this because I wasn't paying attention to you earlier, I apologize. You're not really that sorry. I do want to give a shout out to a local officer who's getting national recognition for going above and beyond. (35:25) Oh, okay. I would love to hear more. Yeah, Master Police Officer Marcus Montgomery, he's been in on the show a couple of times with the Fort Long Beach Police Department, has been named Hero Grade by Central Square Technologies as part of its Nominate a Hero program. (35:40) Now, Montgomery was one of just five honorees selected from more than 40 nominations nationwide. And the program recognizes first responders and public servants who make a real impact through leadership, compassion and service. And Montgomery's track record speaks for itself. Now, earlier this year, he was also named the department's officer of the quarter after helping restore power to a resident who depended on oxygen equipment. (36:02) Montgomery is in his 11th year with the department. So we'd like to give a big shout out and congratulations to Officer Montgomery and a thank you for continuing to serve the Fort Walton Beach community. Cool story. Love that. Congrats, Officer. (36:17) You should consult your doctor if you've got that going on. You might want to. You might want to. You also might want to join Bourbon with the Boys tonight, streaming live at 6 o'clock on bourbonwiththeboys.com. That's one place to do it. (36:34) Old Granddad versus Basil Hayden. That's the discussion tonight. We're sipping, sampling and BSing tonight at 6 o'clock. Doing it all. Putting up with Tom and Jim at the same time, too. That's the yeoman's task right there. (36:51) That's why the bourbon's there, to make it a little more tolerable for us, right? That's right. Hey, I want to thank our B Team Morning Show sponsors, including Okaloosa Gas, Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach and Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre. We'll be back with you, actually tomorrow, live from Liza Jackson School from 11 to 1 for their 25th anniversary celebration and open house. (37:15) All the details on that and many more events are available to you at thebteamshow.com. Yes, they are. Hope you all have a safe and enjoyable weekend. It's going to be a gorgeous Friday here on the Emerald Coast. Sunshine and highs in the low 80s today, tomorrow and Sunday. (37:30) That full forecast is coming up. I'm Schuyler Black. Bobby Dewrell. Why don't you get us on out? Hey, folks. Thanks for joining the B Team Show, your leading alternative to quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day, and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call a morning show. (37:46) But it's come that time of day. We've got to get out of here. So you keep on rocking. Keep on rolling. Never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out.