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Accounting Day & May Ray Madness: Why America Celebrates Spreadsheets, Sunshine, and Dinosaurs That Died Better Than We're Living
Published: May 19, 2026
Duration: 42:17
Season: 2026
Episode: 81

Accounting Day & May Ray Madness: Why America Celebrates Spreadsheets, Sunshine, and Dinosaurs That Died Better Than We're Living

Description

We celebrated Accounting Day (where spreadsheets have feelings and receipts never lie), May Ray Day (because honoring a literal beam of light is peak adult behavior), and Dinosaur Day—then pivoted to the real scandal: whether you're obligated to be a free billboard for the dealership that sold you a $40k truck.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kicked off Tuesday morning on 100.3 KROCK — Fort Walton Beach's classic rock station — still dragging from five straight days of Billy Bowlegs madness. The duo survived the 70th Annual Torchlight Parade down Eglin Parkway Monday night, complete with parade boots, warm weather, and the sacred duty of keeping Ted Corcoran happy at the judges' table. Because nobody wants to deal with Ted tears. Memorial Day weekend looms large, folks, and with it comes Construction Junction — Saturday, 10 to 2 at the fairgrounds — where kids (and 52-year-old kids like Bobby) can climb on big rigs, dodge food trucks, and pretend they're not still recovering from parade season.

Today's National Day calendar delivered the hits: Accounting Day (where spreadsheets have feelings and your bad decisions get buried in neat columns), May Ray Day (celebrate a ray — sun, sting, laser pointer, or your cousin Ray who's "between opportunities"), Dinosaur Day (honoring extinct lizards with better career stability than us), and National Roadie Day (for the sleep-deprived wizards in black hoodies who haul amps like they owe the gear money). High today: 88 degrees with zero chance of rain through Saturday — perfect weather for ignoring your responsibilities and pretending summer doesn't come with consequences.

Local news brought controversy and construction chaos. A Destin man got nabbed after flock cameras caught a stolen tag, leading deputies to a storage facility packed with fentanyl, meth, and the usual paraphernalia buffet. Bobby, ever the freedom-loving skeptic, reminded us that Orwellian surveillance may solve crimes — but it's still a loss of freedom, one "temporary" measure at a time. Meanwhile, drivers on I-10 near Crestview will hit a permanent traffic shift this week as lanes move onto the new PJ Adams Parkway overpass, part of a $73 million FDOT project. And Eglin Parkway near Cinco? Expect lane closures for drainage work — because FDOT started that resurfacing project in November, worked for maybe two days, then ghosted harder than your ex. Chalamar Mayor Mark Franks is begging the state to finish what they started before every axle in town files a class-action lawsuit.

Ask Uncle Bobby tackled networking anxiety with surgical precision: flattery isn't unethical — it's theater with name tags. You don't knock on doors; you compliment the hinges. Admire people the way a con artist admires a wallet: intensely, specifically, with purpose. Genuine connection is a hobby for people with time and savings. You're building a ladder out of other people's egos, and you climb it with clean shoes. If anyone accuses you of being fake, double down and call them "authentic" in a tone that suggests you're granting them a rare honor. Then move to the next person who desperately needs to be admired for surviving a Tuesday. Also: a woman went viral for removing her dealership decal, declaring she's "not a free billboard" — and honestly, she's got a point. You already paid tens of thousands; why advertise for free?

National drama seeped in via Kentucky's brutal GOP primary, where President Trump is backing a challenger against Representative Thomas Massie — the thorn in his side who votes with Democrats and allegedly had a wild post-widow dating life involving Lauren Boebert and Okaloosa County School Board candidate Cynthia West. West claims Massie bragged about relationships, tried to pay hush money, and turned a House race into the most expensive primary in U.S. history. Polling shows it tight, but rooting out incumbents is never easy — even when they've fallen out of favor harder than Bobby's back after parade season. Meanwhile, Dana White is sweating the upcoming UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House because the Rose Garden is apparently gnat central once the lights come on. Nothing says patriotism like bugs flying up your nose during a title fight.

Big thanks to our sponsors: Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach — keeping us fed, fueled, and rolling through another chaotic week. This weekend, tune in for our special History of Rock & Roll and Stories of Our Local Military Heroes program, running Saturday, Sunday, and Memorial Day Monday. It's a trip through the decades — 50s to 90s — celebrating the music and the people who shaped our lives. Until tomorrow, keep on rocking, never settle for the ordinary, and remember: if you want the doors to open, you don't knock — you compliment the hinges. The B Team is out.

Transcript

(00:00) Here's today's B Team Redux. Memorial Day Weekend. (00:33) 3 holiday weekends, all summer long. (01:04) And of course, that starts this Saturday. Alright, so getting into the morning show today. We start out with our National Day calendar. The first one on the list is called Accounting Day. Oh yeah, where the only thing more fictional than your love life is clean books after a weekend with a company card. (01:22) That's terrible, Bobby. Oh, Accounting Day is that special little holiday where we all pretend spreadsheets have feelings and numbers don't lie. Yeah, well, they quietly bury your bad decisions in neat columns. Listen, it's a celebration of receipts, regret, and well, the sacred art of turning I'll remember that later into why is that on my card? (01:44) Look, people light no candles, sing no songs, and still somehow end up doing penance in the form of reconciliations and just one more adjustment. So take a deep breath, sharpen your pencil, act surprised when the math tells the truth your lifestyle's been dodging. (02:01) It's Accounting Day, folks. It's Accounting Day. Alright, stay with us. Lots to get to here on the B Team morning show. Clapton and the Doobies on the way after Steve Miller's Space Cowboy on 100.3 KRON. (02:17) Mario's Speedwagon with a little song Grandma would say is called Keep Pooshin'. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're doing well. (02:34) It's the B Team morning show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. Don't forget Construction Junction. What's your function? Coming up on Saturday from 10 to 2 out at the fairgrounds. Should be a lot of fun. Family friendly event, free and open to the public. (02:50) We've got all the details for you online at thebteamshow.com. But it'll be fun for kids big and little alike. Because we're talking trucks and big rigs. Yeah, just like an adult playground as well. And a pile of dirt next to a plate of Dewey Gaston's fish. (03:12) But in all seriousness, Construction Junction coming up this Saturday. Learn more on the events tab at thebteamshow.com. Today on the National Day calendar, there's a little day with three little words that all rhyme. (03:27) It's May Ray Day. Well, there you go. The one holiday where we celebrate sunshine by staring at it. Because, you know, nothing says joy like a free retina upgrade. That sounds painful. Hey, May Ray Day is that noble little speed bump on the calendar where we all pretend celebrating a ray is a normal thing adults do with their limited time on Earth. (03:49) Yeah, the rules are simple. You've got to find something that qualifies as a ray. You know, a sun ray, a sting ray, a laser pointer. Your cousin Ray, who swears he's between opportunities. Or Bobby's uncle Ray. Yeah, and you treat it like it's carrying the last ounce of meaning left in modern life. (04:05) Look, people swap ray-themed gifts, chase a little light, and act spiritually refreshed. Like, seasonal nonsense doesn't keep this whole operation from collapsing. I mean, look, it's harmless. It's ridiculous. It's exactly the kind of holiday that starts as a joke and ends up with somebody crying in a driveway at 2 a.m. holding a glow stick. (04:25) Okay, May Ray Day. How exciting. That's as good as it gets around here. We'll take a break. A high today of 88 degrees. A look at that forecast on the water. Your marine report coming up next on the VT Morning Show with 100.3 KROCK. (04:43) There's more here than meets the ear. 100.3 KROCK. Queen and keep yourself alive on 100.3 KROCK. The one thing that dinosaurs couldn't do is keep themselves alive. That's right. (04:58) But we do have dinosaurs these days. They're old people, like Bobby. Yeah, I hear you. It's Dinosaur Day on the National Day calendar. That's right, because nothing says holiday like celebrating creatures that lasted 165 million years and still had better career stability than us. (05:15) Well, they could eat, that's for sure. Dinosaur Day is that sacred little corner of the calendar where grown adults agree to honor extinct lizards by wearing inflatable costumes, making tiny arm jokes, and acting like paleontology is a personality trait. (05:31) You know, it's part science-adjacent appreciation, part merch-fueled copying mechanism for the fact that everything cool eventually gets wiped out by a rock from space. So you celebrate by watching Jurassic Park like it's scripture, teaching your kids the word crustaceous, and pretending you didn't just spend 30 bucks on a plastic claw. (05:53) And sure, it's ridiculous on purpose, but so is most of modern life. And at least this one comes with teeth. The word is crustaceous. That's what he said. I know, but not the same thing as a crustacean. (06:08) Yeah, true. Very different, very different. It's Dinosaur Day, folks. How exciting. What are we going to do, watch Land Before Time all day, or Jurassic Park? All right, stick tight. Look at your local news coming up in about 10 minutes with Dan Diamond. (06:24) And he is no diamond in the rough, Bobby. He is. Ah, yes, right. He is quite the gem. He's the real deal. That's right. Poison, after Ted Nugent, this is Catscratch Fever, now on the B Team Morning Show with 100.3-KROCK. A song about Bobby Dewrell on Skinny Bob. (06:41) That's right. Tuesday morning, how you doing, Emerald Coast? Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell. The B Team Show is on the air, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. A lot of local events coming up. (06:56) Don't forget, this weekend, of course, Construction Junction. It's also Memorial Day weekend. And we're going to be running a special program for you this weekend called the History of Rock & Roll and Stories of Our Local Military Heroes. It's going to be running Saturday, Sunday, and on Memorial Day Monday, right here on 100.3-KROCK. (07:16) It's going to give you a little trip through time from the 50s through the 90s on rock & roll and the evolution of how it's shaped our modern lives. It should be kind of fun. Looking forward to doing that. Again, that will start on Saturday this weekend. (07:32) Today on the National Day Calendar, it's National Roadie Day. That's right, because someone's got to haul the speakers, dodge the egos, and get paid in pizza and secondhand tinnitus. Was that you with poison 30 years ago? That's right, back in the day. (07:49) National Roadie Day is the annual reminder that concerts don't run on vibes and talent. No, they run on sleep-deprived wizards in black hoodies hauling amps like they owe the gear money. It's a tip of the hat to the folks who build a cathedral of noise in three hours then tear it down in 30 minutes because the tour bus is leaving whether your feelings are packed or not. (08:11) Look, everybody loves a band. This day is for the people who keep the band from getting electrocuted, lost, or arrested in a loading dock dispute. So, yeah, it's absurd. I mean, like most of civilization right now. But if you've ever enjoyed a show, you've already been living off a roadie's bad back and terrible coffee. (08:34) National Roadie Day. That's kind of like us, though. We have to set up equipment from time to time. Set it up and tear it down just so the talent can have their time. Exactly. Get no credit around here at all. All right, it's the B Team Morning Show. (08:49) Minutes away from 7 o'clock on a Tuesday. A look at local news is coming your way next. Standby for more rock. 100.3 KROCK. The Classic Rock Station. Good morning, everybody. How are you doing? I'm Schuyler Black. (09:04) It is the B Team Morning Show. 7.05 is the time and 72 degrees is the temp. Mr. Bobby Dewrell sitting across the table from me this morning. And, Bobby, we have survived. (09:20) I think so. I don't know. I'll get back to you tomorrow. Are you tired? I am worn out. I'm right there with you. I am right there with you. My feet are absolutely on fire right now. Too many days of parade boots in a row. (09:37) Yep. But it was a great time. The weather was great last night. The parade was a lot of fun. So, those of you that came out to the 70th Annual Billy Bolegs Torchlight Parade, thank you for showing up. (09:53) And, of course, Bobby and I and John Holguin had to go give our love to Ted Corcoran at the judges' table. Absolutely. Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted cries about it a lot if you don't do that. Yeah, we can't have that. (10:08) Yeah. I'm just, you know, it's, you gotta, you gotta make sure Ted's happy. We'd rather hear Ted talks than Ted tears. That's right. Right. There's nothing worse than a sad Ted. And we saw that in Mark Wahlberg's movie too. That's right. (10:23) You know, that's right. The thunder buddies. It's right. I didn't want to turn him into a thunder buddy. That's right. That's right. But it was a great parade. In fact, folks were saying, yeah, it was shorter than normal, but the quality of the, uh, the floats and the crews that were in it, people, people really enjoyed that. (10:41) So that was a, that was good to see. I mean, you always, you always see people on social media, bitch about something. They're always going to, unless they're Payne Walker. No. Oh, is he Mr. Perfect? I never, never complains ever. Never come pains. (10:58) Yeah. But the pro torchlight parade last night was, was a lot of fun. The weather for it, it was a skosh warm. Um, but should we really complain? That was like the hottest day we've had all year. (11:14) So, um, the weather all weekend long was great. I'm coming up this weekend. It's Memorial day weekend. And of course, construction junction. What's your function coming back to the fairgrounds, the annual event put on by the Fort Walton beach police department, all sorts of big rigs, trucks, equipment, and more will be out for all the kids to check out, climb on and a food trucks and vendors will be also out there at the fairgrounds from 10 to two on his Saturday. (11:43) So, uh, if you'd like more details on, on this event, uh, this weekend, you can visit the events tab and our website, The B Team show.com. God bless you. And again, yeah, sorry. It's a, it's a pollen. (11:59) Uh, uh, Ligustrums. They, uh, they do not like me. Tell you what coming up in about 15 minutes. We'll take a look at your forecast. See if we've got any rain that might be able to tamp down those allergens for Bobby and, uh, local news later on in the hour with Dan diamond, of course, also ask uncle Bobby around seven 45, plenty of stories and news to get to here in just a little while scattered black and Bobby Dewrell, The B Team morning show brought to you by stripes pub and grill in Nevar, Okaloosa gas and outcast sushi in Miramar beach. (12:33) Here's the talking heads. Take me to the river on 100.3 KROCK sign of the gypsy queen. There's April wine on the classic rock station, 100.3 KROCK. (12:48) It's The B Team morning show. Scatter black and Bobby Dewrell 23 minutes after seven o'clock on a Tuesday morning. It's going to be a hot one out there, folks, uh, with, uh, temps continue continually rising all week long to the, uh, upper eighties, close to 90 by the weekend, of course, a long weekend going to be in store with Memorial day coming up. (13:12) But, uh, overall low chances of rain all the way through Saturday. Uh, that full forecast is coming up here in just a little bit. Well, Bobby, a, uh, a stolen tag alert from the flock cameras helped, uh, Okaloosa County Sheriff's office deputies locate a vehicle at a destined storage facility, leading to the arrest of a 49 year old destined man on multiple drug charges coming up, uh, this past Saturday. (13:41) Uh, deputies say they found the car Saturday morning at a storage facility on airport road and destined according to W E A R during the investigation. Deputies spotted narcotics, paraphernalia in plain view and recovered suspected fentanyl, methamphetamine, drug paraphernalia, syringes, burnt foil, and scales according to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's office. (14:05) Now, Michael Sean Bryant is being charged with possession of fentanyl, possession of meth and possession of drug paraphernalia. So, yeah, I know those are obviously controversial cameras for many folks, but, uh, did lead to the arrest of a, of a man that had a stolen vehicle in destined. (14:26) No, that's what Orwellian stuff does. You're just not going to change your opinion on that. No, no, I, I look, they come first for your safety. I mean, sorry. I'm I'm I'm always there. I, I, you can prove the good in it, but it is a freedom that has been given up. (14:45) I mean, I, I get your point. It's just, it's a freedom you've given up. I don't, there's no other way to it. You can tell me how great it is, but it's still a loss of freedom. I'm not going to argue with you. (15:02) I'm not going to argue with you. I think you've, I think you've got a solid point there. Um, again, I just don't know how you, you, you want to be able to trust them, but I can you in every situation again, it's, it's not today, right? (15:20) I look at things. It is not today. It is not, it is not the first decision. You know, nobody woke up one morning and said, Hey, let's just kill the Jews. Right. It was, it was a long process that led to the Holocaust. And it's, it's the same with everything. (15:36) Well, it's just a, and it's for your safety. Well, if we just do this one more thing, you can be safer. We do just this one more thing. Yeah. Well, and you, and then the next thing, you know, we're all sitting at home wearing frigging masks in our own house. And you still have people six years later that are still so brainwashed. (15:56) Oh yeah. That they're continually to wear masks, but you are right. It kind of starts with one thing and it just never, that one thing never comes back to full freedom. That one thing, it's one more thing. And one more thing on top of that, before you know it, it's no longer about, you know, supporting gay marriage. (16:17) It's about supporting marrying fellow species of animals. It's I mean, but that's, I know that's a crazy analogy, but Hey, we're just going to, we're just going to institute a temporary income tax to pay for world war one. And here we are almost a hundred years later, over a hundred years later, by the way, oh yeah, it is 2026, isn't it? (16:38) Yeah. This would be in the period between, this would have been the roaring twenties, a hundred years ago. All right. It's seven 26, but anyway, had to bring up that story on the controversial flock cameras. Cause I've had a discussion with, with sheriff Aiden on it before. (16:54) And obviously he's understands folks concerns with it. Um, but does admit that this, this does help them solve, solve more crimes, a lot more efficiently. That is not my debate. Right. I absolutely believe it does. (17:10) I absolutely believe he's, he thinks it's a good thing. I absolutely believe that he does not feel it's being abused. And I, you know, the definition of abuse is one thing that we'd have to get into. And we don't have the time on this show to, to debate it. (17:26) But at the end of the day, it's, it's monitoring it. It's a loss of freedom. Yeah, I mean, now you, you probably have cameras everywhere, private cameras, personal cameras. (17:44) I do not bring cameras. I do not. I know you don't. Yeah, no, we do. But, uh, not because we bought them, but because what the previous owner of the house installed. And, and I will tell you, I, I had considered it one time a ring camera, cause I liked the idea of not having to get off my fat butt and look at who's ringing the doorbell, right. (18:04) Or something like that. I like the idea, but when I went away from it is, and refuse to get it is when I found out that there's a, uh, there's a law enforcement package of which you don't opt into, nor can you opt out of if you have a ring camera that warrantlessly cops can get your ring footage, right? (18:24) No, you're just, you're not okay with that. No. And again, it has helped solve crimes. I absolutely, 100% believe it has. No, but that is a, to me, that, that right there is a fall on ring. Like, I don't, I don't know why they would agree to that, but whatever. (18:43) But, but they did. And you don't, and you don't have that choice. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's the problem I have with major mega monolithic companies and it's a problem that I have with, with government. I mean, they will come first for your safety. (19:00) Just remember that. Well, we're going to keep you safe and take a look at your forecast today. That way we know whether you should stay inside or go outside. He's not amused. It's seven 29. (19:15) This is the BT morning show. We're going to take a break. Uh, Zeppelin 38 special AC, DC, and ask uncle Bobby coming up during the next set of music on the classic rock station. This is 100.3 KROCK rocket into your Tuesday morning. (19:31) It's The B Team morning show on 100.3 KROCK Schuyler black and Bobby Dewrell. Hanging out and a struggle bus in this morning. I think we're both just zapped at this point, but we're going to fake it till we make it. (19:46) Ask uncle Bobby coming up here in less than 10 minutes. Uh, Matt, Jake, what if you're driving Declan to school right now? Don't forget. You've got a fence to work on today. I guess. He was rather critical of his fence, his fence work. (20:02) You know what, I don't believe in building fences, I believe in building bridges. Oh, and there's your words of wisdom from Bobby the Democrat Dewrell this morning. Yeah, there you go. Hey, if you... It's just channeling my inner Chris Wright. (20:19) John Holguin, Will Goolsby. I just, you know, I put those three together. All those left-wingers? Yeah, all my liberal friends. Chris Wright, John Holguin, Will Goolsby. Who else can we throw in there? Gary McCoy. Oh, definitely Gary. Absolutely. (20:34) G-Max the biggest liberal at home. Definitely Bayer, too. Yeah. All right, well, drivers traveling west on I-10 near Crestview will see a permanent traffic shift this week as lanes move onto a newly built overpass at the future PJ Adams Parkway exit 53 interchange. (20:53) Now, this is part of that almost $73 million FDOT project designed to improve traffic flow, reduce congestion, and provide another access point for North Crestview travelers. So that is going to be shifting this week if you travel that stretch of I-10 in the Crestview area. (21:11) And then construction this week is also going to be impacting some drivers traveling along Eglin Parkway near Cinco as they should expect some temporary lane closures this week as crews perform drainage improvements tied to ongoing roadway resurfacing projects. (21:29) The work is part of the larger FDOT effort to upgrade the corridor with smoother pavement, improve stormwater systems, updated sidewalks, and other safety enhancements. And, of course, yesterday we had Chalamar Mayor Mark Franks on the air with us to talk about the issues that are happening in the town of Chalamar with 85 Eglin Parkway right there. (21:52) Yeah, unfortunately our local municipalities and county government, their hands are really tied on this whole deal. Well, yeah, I mean it's a state project and they've got limited, you know, city and town funds, so they need to focus on the stuff that the state's not going to pay for, right? (22:09) Instead of spending their money fixing this and then letting their other residential areas go to pot. Right. So it's time for FDOT to do their job. Exactly, exactly. So hopefully things will get moving on that rather quickly. (22:24) Because they started on that, what, like in November last year? It got hot and heavy for all of two weeks. I don't even think it was two weeks. Maybe a week? I think it was a couple of days. I mean, I could be wrong, but... (22:39) It didn't last long. No. So we need to get that done, please. Because honestly, it's getting a little hard on everybody's axles. Yep. Pain in the axle. All right, ask Uncle Bobby your daily advice coming up here in just a little bit. (22:57) We'll get you caught up on what Uncle Bobby thinks in just a few minutes, plus Dan Diamond's local news on the way shortly as well. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell on 100.3 KROCK. Ask Uncle Bobby. (23:12) Weekday mornings at 745 right here on the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell at that point in the morning where, yeah, we're going to listen to the Bobby Talks. It's your daily advice. Ask Uncle Bobby. (23:27) All stitched together by our friends at Buy Tomcat Custom Apparel. That's right. Memorial Day is the unofficial start of summer and the official start of realizing your group should have ordered shirts sooner. Oh, yeah. (23:42) Got to get those matching shirts for the barbecue. Like, Bobby and I have matching aprons and hats for the barbecue, too. Absolutely. Nothing says Memorial Day party like matching shirts and somebody already asking where the potato salad is. (23:58) Oh, make your own. All right. Today, Uncle Bobby, your question comes in from the Sincere Handshake Gremlin. They write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I struggle with networking because it feels fake. (24:15) Is flattery really the key to building connections, and how do I do it without feeling unethical? First of all, networking is not friendship, okay? Networking is theater with name tags. (24:31) You're not there to connect. You're there to be remembered like a catchy jingle that won't leave someone's skull, okay? And that's why it feels fake, because it is. See, you're walking into a room where everyone is auditioning for relevance, and you're worried you're the only one reading from a script. (24:50) Look, flattery is the golden key here, and ethics are the little velvet rope outside the club that you step over without breaking stride. See, you admire people the way a con artist admires a wallet, okay? Intensely, specifically, and with purpose. (25:07) If you want doors to open, you don't knock. You compliment the hinges. See, make it surgical. Compliment something they clearly believe makes them superior, and do it with calm certainty. You know, like you're reading a weather report. (25:23) Their insight is visionary. Their leadership is inspiring. Their boring story is somehow the most important thing you've heard since electricity, okay? Genuine connection is a hobby for people with time and savings. (25:38) You're building a ladder out of other people's egos, and you climb it with clean shoes, okay? If you feel a moral itch, you scratch it later at home in the dark like an adult. And if anyone accuses you of being fake, you don't apologize. (25:53) You double down and call them authentic in a tone that suggests you are granting them a rare honor. Then you move to the next person who desperately needs to be admired for surviving a Tuesday. Again, if you want the doors to open, you don't knock. (26:12) You compliment the hinges. Hmm. If you want the doors to open, you don't knock. You compliment the hinges. I'm going to take that phrase and apply it myself. You should. Okay. (26:28) There you go. There's your advice this morning. Ask Uncle Bobby. I hope that somehow helps you. I think it could. Actually, that was decent. I think it was excellent advice, if you want to know the truth. But, I mean, I think they all are, so. Some are better than others. (26:43) Some are better than others. Some I would try. A few I would try. Most I would not. All right. There's your question and answer this morning for Ask Uncle Bobby. The daily advice you didn't know you needed, but here you are, coming back and listening to it again, right? (26:59) It's Ask Uncle Bobby weekday mornings at 745, all stitched together by our friends at BuyTomCat Custom Apparel. BuyTomCat Custom Apparel. Where the custom apparel is made for you by design, customly, at your request. (27:16) When you want it. No, no, no. When we get to it. When they get to it. It's 751. Local news is next on 100.3 KROCK. (27:31) Dicks Degrees. It's going to be a beautiful day here in northwest Florida. Not just today, but all week long. Lots of sunshine leading into Memorial Day weekend. We're at 8 minutes after 8 o'clock. Schuyler Black and Bobby Durrell, the B Team Morning Show, brought to you by our friends at Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (27:55) A quick reminder that on Saturday is Construction Junction out at the fairgrounds. So, get the kiddos out there to enjoy Construction Junction and all the big machinery. Even if your kid is 52 years old like Bobby. (28:11) It's never too old to go play on a big truck. That's true. What you got on your plate today? Man, I have got so much work to do. It's not even funny today. Oh. Well, is any of it fun? No. (28:26) Is there anything that I may assist with? This is one of those days you just got to grind it out. Well, you know, after so much free time the last week that you had, it's about time you work today. (28:42) About time you do something. Yeah, sure. Well, next month is supposed to be that UFC event at the White House. Dana White says dinner with President Trump in the White House Rose Garden made him nervous about holding future outdoor UFC events because of all the gnats that are flying around there. (29:05) Literally, White said he recently attended an outdoor dinner at the White House and noticed bugs everywhere once the lights came on. He said the gnats were flying in your mouth and up your nose, which immediately made him think about UFC's planned outdoor event in D.C. next month. (29:23) The UFC is planning a huge UFC Freedom 250 card on the White House grounds as part of the America 250 celebration tied to the country's 250th birthday. Now, President Trump and White have heavily promoted the event, which is expected to take place on the South Lawn. (29:40) White says the production team is now trying to figure out ways to deal with the bug problem, including possibly using giant fans, even though he joked that fighters could soon start blaming losses on bugs up my nose. So, yeah, that might be a little bit challenging. (29:59) And probably miserable for any spectator that's just sitting there with, you know, bugs going up their nose, but whatever. I don't even know if they're going to allow spectators at this type of event. If it's on the White House lawn, maybe not. But anyway, maybe it's time to get pest control out there. Do a little spraying. Stick tight. We've got a few more stories to get to here this morning. Remember, we've got a full list of events for you online at thebteamshow.com. And again, shout out to Gary McCoy. He did listen yesterday. (30:37) We know that he likes the original Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Yeah, he listened for two minutes. He listened long enough to hear us talking about Reese's. He just wanted the credit. That's right. He was just checking the box. Literally. Box checking Gary. (30:54) All right. Here's Grand Funk. 100.3 KROCK. There's Steppin' Wolf and Magic Carpet Ride on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station. It's the B Team Morning Show. Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell on the air on a beautiful sunshine Tuesday morning. And Bobby, there's been all sorts of news regarding Representative Thomas Massie and a bunch of scandals and allegations surrounding him. (31:27) Today, he is at a brutal Republican primary battle in Kentucky, and President Trump is openly backing his opponent, trying to end Massie's career in Congress, as Massie has been a thorn in his side at every turn, and voting with Democrats on several different issues and spending bills. Now, the race has turned deeply personal, as former girlfriend and Okaloosa County School Board candidate Cynthia West, who says she dated Massie after the death of his wife in 2024, has made a series of explosive claims about him. West alleges that Massie told her he had a sexual encounter with Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert shortly after his wife died. Now, West also claims that Massie bragged about relationships with multiple women and accused him of trying to pay her hush money, tied to a dispute involving Representative Victoria Sparks' office. The allegations exploded online just as Boebert traveled to Kentucky to publicly campaign for Massie, even after President Trump warned he may support a primary challenger against her for backing him. Now, meanwhile, the Kentucky race itself has become the most expensive House primary in U.S. history, with more than $30 million spent as Trump allies and outside groups try to defeat Massie. Polling heading into today showed the race as extremely tight. But yes, that, uh, Kentucky race with an Okaloosa County twist. Yeah, there you go. So anyway, I wanted to pass that along this morning. That'll be something to watch. (33:11) I think the last poll actually had Massie's challenger up by about five points. So we'll see what happens today. You know, rooting out incumbents is not always easy to do. True. But Massie has fallen out of favor with a lot in his constituency. So we'll see what happens today in the Bluegrass State. All right. It's 824. This is the B Team Morning Show. We're going to take a break. Final half hour of the show coming up. I think Bobby's just trying to get to nine o'clock. (33:44) Oh, man, I got to tell you, yeah, I'm sucking high in teeth right now. Okay. Well, that's okay. My back's hurting for you. Okay. Just know that. Just know that. Hey, remember, you can find us online at thebteamshow.com. You can find all the daily content we talk about from local news events, national holidays, your daily Ask Uncle Bobby feature, and more, including the show on demand. Anytime you want it, check it out. Thebteamshow.com. (34:13) All right. A look at your forecast is coming up next right here on 100.3 KROCK. There's the who in Bobby O'Reilly. Or Baba O'Reilly. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK, the classic rock station, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell, brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, as well as Okaloosa Gas and Outkast Sushi in Miramar Beach. You've had your Jeep for how long now? Five years? Six years? No, not that long. Maybe four. Okay. I think I've had my truck now for six this summer. Taylor's had her Explorer for five. But do you still have the dealer decal on the back? I don't know. Maybe. You don't know. Actually, I don't. I never had a dealer decal on the back. Well, that's an advantage to you. A woman that recently bought a Ford Maverick truck went viral after removing the dealership's advertising decal from the back of her vehicle and saying, I'm not a free billboard. She posted a vehicle showing herself using a heat gun to peel off the dealer sticker, arguing that customers already pay tens of thousands of dollars for their vehicles and shouldn't be driving around advertising the dealership for free. Millions of people online agreed with her and praised the move. Now, the story sparked a bigger debate online about dealership branding, with many drivers saying they also removed dealer decals, license plate frames and badges as soon as they buy the car. (35:50) Some commenters even said dealerships should pay customers if they want rolling advertisements on their vehicles. I don't know, Bobby, I might go home and take the dealer stickers off my truck lunch. I think this lady's on to something here. (36:07) Okay, it has been a Tuesday morning for us, that's for sure. It felt more like a Monday. We're dragging this morning like we normally do on a Monday, but it's just been a long week. It was go, go, go for five straight days. Last night was the Torchlight Parade down Eglin Parkway. Hope everybody got the chance to go out and enjoy it. (36:32) The weather was a little bit warm, but overall, a beautiful, beautiful evening. And a lot of the floats look great. We had a great time tossing out all sorts of throws and goodies to the kiddos. The kids are why the parades are so damn fun too. Just seeing the smiles you can put on your face with a strand of beads, it's crazy. But anyway, if you came out last night, thank you for coming out and supporting and having some fun. It's good to see a lot of people last night. I hope Ted liked the beads that we gave him. Yeah, yeah, he should. It was a gift. It was a gift. (37:14) John Holguin gave him the fancy light-up beads too. I know. Austin, peace of mind before we get out of here. It's the B Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROCK. We've got 77 degrees here in Destin Fort Walton Beach. A high today of 86 this afternoon. We're out of time. The B Team Morning Show call it quits on this Tuesday morning. I hope everybody enjoys the rest of the day. Really no chance of rain in the forecast for today and the next couple. (37:48) Maybe a bit of a chance this weekend for Memorial Day weekend, but more on that here in just a little bit. We'll get that full forecast before too long. But we're out of here for today. The B Team Morning Show will be coming your way again tomorrow morning at six. (38:04) Looking forward till then. I want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes Pub and Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas at Outkast Sushi, as well as thanking you for supporting the show each and every morning and hanging out with us on a Tuesday. So until tomorrow, I'm Schuyler Black, Bobby Dewrell, get us on out. Hey folks, thanks for listening to the B Team Morning Show, your leading alternative quality programming right here on the Emerald Coast. Now, we know you have a choice in what you listen to each and every day and we appreciate the fact that you settled in on this wild ride that we call the Morning Show. But it's come that time of day, we got to mosey on out of here. So you keep on rocking, keep on rolling, never settle for the ordinary. Till the next time, the B Team is out. (38:42) Your omni-broadcasting news for this morning is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast's finest jeweler. I'm Dan Diamond. 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