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Holiday Hijinks & the Art of the Irish Goodbye
Published: January 22, 2026
Duration: 43:22
Season: 2026
Episode: 2

Holiday Hijinks & the Art of the Irish Goodbye

Description

We’re celebrating ‘Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day’ while perfecting the ultimate Irish goodbye—because if you can explain macro‑economics to a furry tyrant, you can disappear from any group chat without a trace.

Participants

Bobby Dewrell
Bobby Dewrell
Schuyler Black
Schuyler Black

Show Notes

On this episode, Schuyler Black and Bobby Dewrell kick off with their signature brand of sarcasm‑laden banter—poking fun at yesterday’s “drag‑ass” start, a high of 70, and the dreaded winter freeze that has everyone wondering whether shoveling snow is a personality trait. They riff on a parade of “official” holidays—Celebration of Life Day, Answer Your Cat’s Questions Day, and National Southern Food Day—turning each into a tongue‑in‑cheek commentary on family obligations, feline existential crises, and deep‑fried comfort food.

Between the laughs, the crew drops the latest local scoop: the Great Pageant Circus at the Fort Walton Beach Fairgrounds, Grawfest’s Mardi Gras‑style parade in Defuniac, and a 250th‑birthday bash at Niceville’s Third Planet Brewery. They also give you a quick weather check (highs in the high‑60s, a looming winter storm across the Mid‑South) and a heads‑up on the AFC/NFC Championship games.

Bobby’s “Ask Uncle Bobby” segment tackles a modern dilemma—how to gracefully exit a noisy group chat without drama—by unveiling the art of the “Irish goodbye.” The team also teases a surprise financial tip about disaster‑driven stock moves, a bizarre Delta de‑icing incident, and a heated debate over whether Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced by a hologram.

All of this is punctuated by shout‑outs to their sponsors—Stripes Pub & Grill, Okaloosa Gas, OutKast Sushi, and Tomcat Custom Apparel—plus a promise of classic‑rock riffs from Van Halen, The Clash, and more, courtesy of 100.3 K‑ROQ.

So buckle in, grab a coffee (or a slice of sheet‑cake), and get ready for another wild ride with the B‑Team—your alternative to “ordinary” morning radio on the Emerald Coast. 🎙️🚀

Transcript

Speaker 4 (00:00) Here's today's B-Team Redux. Speaker 5 (00:15) Man you were you were dragging ass yesterday, so early it is well. It's no earlier than was yesterday Speaker 6 (00:22) Can we start doing the morning show like maybe in the afternoon? Speaker 4 (00:27) So you want to do the beat team afternoon? Speaker 6 (00:30) So call it the morning show Speaker 4 (00:33) I guess, depending on what shift you work, it could be morning. Speaker 5 (00:37) Like one of those where I get up at the crack of noon. Speaker 4 (00:42) Well, we can discuss that. Let's save that discussion for after we get off the air here. I'm going to see a high today of 70. Wow, how about that? (00:55) And with all that being said about what to expect, it's come in from the cold day, Bobby. Speaker 6 (01:01) Oh yeah, because apparently we need a calendar reminder not to freeze to death like an overconfident squirrel. Speaker 5 (01:08) You know, there's nothing worse than a frozen squirrel. Speaker 6 (01:11) Uh, coming from the cold days, America's polite way of admitting we're all one frozen driveway away from a full psychological break. You know, it's not about warmth. It's about surrender, really. You know, like when your fingers stop working and you decide socks are a prison and you can live with. (01:30) You know, the idea is simple. You stop pretending winter builds character and you go inside before your soul gets frostbitten. But that's less a holiday and more a group intervention for people who think shoveling snow is a personality trait. Speaker 5 (01:42) Oh, yeah, it's it's fun. Yeah. Everybody loves doing that. it was it's i hate shoveling okay Speaker 6 (01:51) yeah it's good thing you don't have to do that Speaker 5 (01:52) here i did last year the problem is Speaker 6 (01:56) you gotta do is wait Speaker 5 (01:57) well yeah i had to wait about six hours and then and then and then the driveway was clear Speaker 4 (02:03) right which it took you probably what like three hours to shovel it so didn't have shovel. I had to use a damn shop room. And then like a garden hoe. Speaker 5 (02:14) Or you could have just waited. Well, you're right. Speaker 4 (02:19) You are so right. Speaker 5 (02:20) Just saying. Speaker 4 (02:24) All right, stay with us. We've got more to get to as far as the National Day calendar. We are the B-Team Morning Show. Skyler Black and Bobby Durell brought to you by Stripes and Pub, Stripes Pub and Grill in the bar, Okaloosa Gas and OutKast Sushi in Miramar Beach. (02:45) I'm sort of more of a classics guy, you know. I was raised in the classics. Stevie Ray Vaughn a little pride and joy on a Thursday morning and Bobby I feel like that's just the perfect segue into Celebration of life day. Speaker 5 (03:04) Yeah, cuz you know nothing says I'm thriving like a sheet cake in a break room under fluorescent lights Oh, come on. Speaker 4 (03:10) It's more than that Speaker 5 (03:13) I know it's another made-up holiday design to make you feel bad about yelling at your kids in the parking lot. If you don't know the truth. Anyway, Celebration of Life Day is that tender little speed bump in January where you're supposed to hug your kids, cherish your family, and pretend you aren't secretly googling how much boarding school costs. It's the hallmarked version of a hostage note. (03:37) Smiles mandatory, reflection optional, guilt complimentary. Look, originally cooked up to honor children, which is rich considering most of us spent the morning hiding in the bathroom just to get five minutes of silence. But sure, sure, let's all take a moment and celebrate life, right? Right before we get back to microwaving leftovers and dodging phone calls from relatives who think boundaries is a type of fence. (04:02) Yeah, right. Speaker 4 (04:04) Do you know how Celebration of Life Day is going to be celebrated in my house today? How's that? Well, when I walked out the door, Taylor was fixing a cake for my dog's birthday. Yeah, that sounds about right. (04:16) Hey, the Great Pageant Circus is coming to town Monday and Tuesday. Two shows out at the Fairgrounds right here in Fort Walton Beach. Each night there will be a show at 4.30 and at 7.30. And one paid adult gets in, two free kids. (04:30) Now, we've got the link to find some of those tickets for the shows next week by visiting the events tab at thebteamshow.com. If you have not checked out our website, you're missing out, folks. A lot of good stuff over there. A lot of good stuff. (04:44) Including a couple local events that we've been talking about coming up this weekend. Are you going to come out and parade with us on Saturday? Catch some beads? Speaker 5 (04:52) Oh, yeah, you should. Speaker 4 (04:53) Yeah, they should. They should. We'll check your forecast here in just a moment. It's the B-Team Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. Speaker 3 (05:00) There's more here than meets the ear. Speaker 1 (05:03) 100.3 Judas Priest Speaker 4 (05:12) You've got another thing coming. You do. You get another Ask Uncle Bobby at 745 this morning. That's coming your way next hour right here on the B-Team Morning Show. (05:22) Skyler Black and Bobby Durell, a high of 70 across our area this afternoon. We'll check your weather forecast here in just a little bit. The B-Team Show is brought to you by Stripes Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and our newest morning show sponsor, Welcome aboard, OutKast Sushi. Speaker 5 (05:42) That's right. Speaker 4 (05:43) Well, during the six o'clock hour, we love to bring you all the festive national holidays. And today on Thursday, January 22nd, this is a very important day. Speaker 5 (05:55) Yeah. It's answer your cat's questions day. Oh, well, congratulations, Skyler. You get a whole day to explain to Mr. Whiskers why you won't refinance the house to install a koi pond in the living room. (06:06) I could actually picture myself having that conversation sadly oh Man look if I wanted to explain myself to something that knocks cups off counters and licks its own But I'd go back to Dayton in my 20s Just saying January 22nd is answer your cat's questions day which I assume was invented by someone who thinks their house pet has deep existential queries like what is love instead of the actual question which is why haven't you fed me twice yet you flaky biped What the hell does that mean? Oh, it's a day where we're supposed to pretend our cats aren't just furry little tyrants with a god complex. You know, and a murder fetish. (06:52) Basically, it's therapy for people who already gave up human relationships and decided to start negotiating with animals who poop in sand. But sure, sure, go ahead. Explain the economy to your tabby. I'm sure he's just minutes away from fixing it, Taylor. Speaker 4 (07:10) Well, I mean, in fairness, that's what Garfield did. Garfield solved all the problems. Exactly. All right, we're going to take a break and, well, break from us and back to the music we go. (07:25) Look at your local news coming up here in about ten minutes. 100.3 KROX, Skyler Black and Bobby Durell. It's Thursday, January 22nd and we couldn't have planned this segue any better. Yeah, we could have. Speaker 5 (07:40) That was facetious. Today is National Southern Food Day. That's right, when gravy counts as a beverage and your vegetables are deep-fried and emotionally unavailable. All right, all right. (07:51) Yeah, cholesterol's going to throw a parade and your arteries, well, they're just going to wave a white flag. National Southern Food Day, because nothing says celebrate regional cuisine like taking a perfectly good Tuesday and deep-frying it in lard. But the flavor, the flavor. Oh, it's the one day a year where America pretends it just discovered biscuits and every Yankee with a cast iron skillet suddenly starts calling things fixin's. (08:23) Yeah, you don't honor southern food by giving it calendar slot, you honor it by surviving gravy-induced cardiac events with dignity. But sure, let's slap a hashtag on cornbread and call it culture. Alrighty there. Speaker 4 (08:38) Corn bread culture. That's right go That's funny, that's actually pretty funny All right, you just got it. Speaker 5 (08:47) Is it starting to sink in? Speaker 4 (08:49) No, I mean, I just I just think it's funny just reading back through that again. It's funny. All right Seven o'clock hour is coming up. We've got more non-stop classic rock coming your way, which is awesome What Bobby wants to hear. (09:02) He's got a request from Ozzy. Speaker 5 (09:07) Always, you know me. Right after Welcome to the Show. And we'll squeeze in some sticks. Might as well toss in some Bon Jovi for Taylor while we're at it. Speaker 4 (09:17) And Andrea hates Axl, so maybe we can throw in some Guns N' Roses. We're just going to make everybody's Thursday. That's what we're all about here. It's the BT Morning Show on 100.3 KROQ. (09:32) 100.3 k rock 100.3 k rock the classic rock station it's already 23 minutes after seven yeah we're having so much fun i know it i know it we forgot to talk and stuff forgot to i forgot to show up 56 degrees outside overcast skies this morning a high close to 70 this afternoon and uh wow look out mid-south huh you see this massive winter storm Speaker 5 (10:01) Yeah, yeah, they're saying it's coming. Speaker 4 (10:04) Yeah. Forecasts show heavy snow, ice, sleet, and dangerously cold temperatures are likely to sweep from Texas across the Mid-South all the way through the Carolinas. And beyond this weekend, threatening travel, power outages, and hazardous conditions. Speaker 5 (10:21) So, good time to invest in power stock. Good time to... Exactly. By heating oil and gasoline futures. Speaker 4 (10:32) Let's check in with our financial planner, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. Speaker 5 (10:36) How are you doing this morning? Well, I told you, one of the best moves I ever played, trading. It was such a jerk move. I know it. (10:49) Why'd you do it? One of so many reasons that I'm going to hell. Ten years ago or so, I don't know if you remember, God, it might even been like 15 now. There was all the flooding down the Mississippi. (11:00) Mm-hmm I mean and it was just it was terrible terrible flooding and everybody else is watching the news and I'm watching all this flooding and I think to myself I go That's a lot of flooding. It's a lot of houses that are gonna get flood people are gonna have to do work Wonder where gypsum is trading at right now And a National Gypsum was trading at like $8, $9 a share. It had a better book value than that. And I went, I think I'm going to buy some of that. (11:30) Sure enough, yeah, it shot up to just under $30 a share and I sold out. Speaker 4 (11:34) done out at the right time, right? Tripled your money? Speaker 5 (11:39) That's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. All of a sudden I found, you know, I should look for more disasters. Speaker 4 (11:45) It's like roofers that just chase storms, you know. All right, well, it is Thursday, what Bobby likes to call a Friday Eve. We have got some local events coming up this weekend. Of course, you've got Grawfest, a Mardi Gras parade with the Cru de Yac over in Defuniac on Saturday afternoon. (12:09) Taking a look at your forecast for Saturday, 20% chance of showers afternoon, partly sunny, high 67. Overall, if you've got outdoor plans for the weekend, it looks good. As long as you stay south of I-20. If you go north of I-20, north of Birmingham, Jackson, Atlanta, then you might be dealing with a mess up there. (12:29) But down here on the Northern Gulf, we should be in good shape for the weekend. Don't forget, also, you've got the playoff games this weekend, the AFC and NFC Championship Games, New England and Denver, and the LA Rams and Seattle. We'll have both of those for you over on 103.7, the tickets. Speaker 5 (12:52) Yeah, screw the Rams and screw you, Tom. Speaker 4 (12:55) Oh, really? What's the personal shot at Tom? Speaker 5 (12:59) And sitting there taking a lot of joy in the Rams beating the Panthers screw you Tom. Oh, well, cuz he yeah, he is from, California Yeah, isn't he's a commie Fornian. That's right. Yeah Can't trust those Masons man. Speaker 4 (13:14) Nope All right, we're coming up in about 20 minutes. Speaker 5 (13:18) We'll just a closet Hills. I mean a Democrat We went there Speaker 4 (13:29) All right, coming up in about 20 minutes, we'll check in with Uncle Bobby here in just a little bit, get that daily advice for you. And of course, more stories, news, and whatever else we decide we want to talk about coming up in the next 90 minutes. Hey, by the way, remember, if you missed any of yesterday's show, you could listen to the entire show on demand. at the b team show dot com plus all of the national holidays ask uncle bobby's stories local events and more that we talked about on the air at your fingertips all at the b team show dot com all right quick break uh... (14:05) music on the way from van halen the clash uh... free and more on the classic rock station one hundred point three k rock Speaker 3 (14:16) I'm Omni Broadcasting Meteorologist Jennifer Vujicic with your updated forecast. Slight chance of rain showers today. Otherwise, sunshine mixed with clouds at times. Highs level off around 68. (14:29) Winds out of the southeast, 5 to 10 miles per hour. Partly cloudy tonight. Slight chance for showers. Lows dip down to about 55. (14:38) Chance of rain showers tomorrow. Daytime highs approaching 68. Mainly cloudy skies. I'm Omni Broadcasting's meteorologist Jennifer Wojcicki. Speaker 4 (14:46) Big news at the door or online at Great Pages Circus. Well, we ain't talking about love, Bobby. As you made that very awkward before we played that song. You're the one that made it awkward, not me. (15:03) Yeah, well, I have a... I come by that honestly. Anything I do turns to awkward. Well, that's... (15:12) yeah. Speaker 5 (15:14) That's yeah. Okay. Speaker 4 (15:17) Well, it is time to get the advice that you all asked for from Uncle Bobby. That's right. And, uh, your daily advice is all stitched together each morning by our friends at, by, well, by our... folks we know at by Tomcat custom apparel. Speaker 5 (15:34) That's right by Tomcat custom apparel reminding you layer smart brand smarter because your logo should survive morning cold and afternoon heat. Speaker 4 (15:43) July calorie revised from friends to the people we know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. (15:48) Good. That's for you, Tom. Speaker 5 (15:49) That's right. Speaker 4 (15:51) All right. Today, you get a question in from the muted notification magician. Speaker 5 (15:57) That's quite the name. Speaker 4 (15:59) And then you write in saying, Dear Uncle Bobby, I am overwhelmed by constant group chat notifications. Amen, brother. Amen. How can I leave these chats without causing drama or coming off as rude? Speaker 5 (16:14) Well, it's simple, okay? You don't leave a group chat. Okay. No, you escape it. (16:23) Oh. And see, there's a difference. And one of them earns respect even from people who annoy you with tin stickers before breakfast. Okay, listen, right now. (16:33) You're thinking this is about etiquette, you know how to tiptoe out without a scene and it's not it's it's about extraction because group chats are not conversations they are environments and Environments don't politely let you go. See listen people fear silence for Silence more than they fear honesty if you want to know the truth. Speaker 4 (16:57) Mm-hmm Speaker 5 (16:57) They'll explain you away like a mystery. They're not qualified to solve. Okay, so you got to start with the soft vanish. You just turn off notifications, stop reacting and let your absence grow legs. (17:15) Oh, then you see the technical narrative. See, you casually mentioned you've been getting messages out of order or that your phone has been duplicating threads or that, that you're seeing phantom notifications. See, nobody understands technology, so they're gonna accept anything stated with confidence. So confidence is the key here, okay? (17:40) Now, if the chat still clings to you like a wet sweater, then you gotta escalate into operational misdirection, okay? Drop one harmless piece of misinformation, like you're traveling more, or your device is switching carriers, and then go dark. They will spend two weeks troubleshooting your life instead of noticing you left. Now, finally, you got to execute the Houdini finish. (18:14) You got to leave at an odd hour, like, I don't know, 317 AM and do not announce it. The legend is not that you exited, it's that you disappeared with no explanation, no guilt, like a professional. Speaker 4 (18:31) Or as Bobby also calls it, the Irish goodbye. That's, yeah, that's true. You call it the Irish goodbye. All right, well, man, how many group chats do we have? Speaker 5 (18:44) You know what? I don't have as many as you do because, well, there you go. That's the Bobby plan right there. Speaker 4 (18:52) I can just add you to the ones you're not in. Yeah, that's true. It's like McPherson. Oh, this guy. (18:58) You text him and he never responds. Speaker 5 (19:01) Yeah, I'm kind of hoping you'd get the hint, Jim. Speaker 4 (19:04) Picking up what I'm putting down there, Jim? We've got one with you and me and Jim and Tom, and then one with you, me, Tom, and Pappy, and then one with you, me, Pappy, and Bear, and one with you, me, and Hillsman, and... Speaker 5 (19:18) Who else? Yeah, they're a terrible way to communicate information. Because you can't remember who the hell you told. Well, you can't remember that, and not only that, somebody actually puts in quality information and 14 people want to be smartasses about it, so now you can't find where the actual tip or information was. Speaker 4 (19:36) What did I need to know? Exactly. We need to figure out how to pin the important stuff. Speaker 5 (19:42) Well, actually, you know, it's it's funny. I've made I've made suggestion before about there's there's different technologies out there that allow you to like just one way communicate like This is what I'm saying, and then nobody can say anything back. Speaker 4 (19:56) Oh That is very anti First Amendment, no, it's not it's kind of perfect. Speaker 5 (20:02) It's a way it's meant to disseminate information Not to discuss it, right? Speaker 4 (20:07) Okay. Speaker 1 (20:07) I Speaker 5 (20:08) Some things need to be disseminated, some things need to be discussed. Big difference. Speaker 1 (20:12) Okay. Speaker 4 (20:13) Big difference. All right, if you got a question for Uncle Bobby tomorrow, you can email it in, bobby at omnibroadcastingllc.com. We do this each and every morning, right around 7.45, all stitched together by Tomcat Custom Apparel. All right, it's 7.52, news is next. (20:30) Omnibroadcasting news this morning is brought to you by McCaskill & Company, the Emerald Coast's finest jeweler. I'm Dan Diamond. Tom Petty, Don't Do Me Like That on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3 K-Rock. It's the B-Team Morning Show, just after 8 on a Thursday morning. (20:49) Skyler Black and Bobby Durell, final hour for us here in studio. We want to thank our sponsors, including Stripes, Pub & Grill in Navarre, Okaloosa Gas, and OutKast Sushi out there in Miramar Beach. Doesn't give you a lot of confidence in the airframe of some of these aircraft when you reach these stories. There was a story out of LaGuardia yesterday. Speaker 5 (21:12) Well, some of these aircraft have been flying since the 40s. Speaker 4 (21:17) It's true, yeah. If you're flying an old DC-3, yeah. Speaker 5 (21:22) Not that bad, but I mean, the majority of the commercial fleet is, what, 30, 40 years old? Speaker 4 (21:27) A lot of them came out of the 80s and 90s, yeah. A Delta Airlines flight from LaGuardia to Jacksonville yesterday had an unusual delay. After de-icing fluid, the warm water mix used to remove ice from wings before takeoff was Well, unexpectedly leaked into the aircraft and soaked a passenger as the plane was taxiing. uh... (21:49) the pilot immediately turned the airbus uh... a two twenty back to the gate so ground crews could check the plane and help the affected traveler uh... delta called the chemical non-hazardous and said the passenger who was seated near the wings only got a small amount of his clothes he changed outfits and continued his trip uh... because of the inspection and aircraft aircraft swap the flight was delayed about three hours before departing later in the afternoon and landing in in florida that evening but uh... (22:17) yeah also bobby peter people for the ethical treatment of animals once monks a tiny phil to be replaced by a hologram however animal rights group peter wants uh... officials in punxsutawney pennsylvania to retire that real groundhog punxsutawney phil from the town's famous groundhog day tradition and replace him with a hologram peter argues that keeping a live animal in a tiny enclosure for annual appearances in transporting him for crowded public events is stressful and outdated. They say a digital fill could still deliver the weather forecast without putting the real groundhog through discomfort. The suggestion has sparked a mix of reactions online, with some people saying it's time to modernize the tradition and others insisting the live groundhog is an essential part of the annual ritual. (23:07) Punxsutawney organizers haven't said whether they'll make any changes, but I have a feeling they might just give him a middle finger. Anyway, you got some wackos there, don't you? Speaker 5 (23:19) Sure. Speaker 4 (23:19) All right, coming up here in just a little bit, a few more stories, talk about some events for the weekend. There's a 250th birthday celebration happening up at Third Planet Brewery in Niceville, which by the way, we learned yesterday about Bobby's personal ties to. Speaker 5 (23:36) That's right. It's all because of me. Speaker 4 (23:38) You were one of the unofficial founders. Really the unsung hero of it all, if you think about it. That's right. Bobby appreciates every six-pack that you buy, the royalties that he gets. Speaker 5 (23:48) That's true. That's true. It almost rivals the commissions from Buy Tomcat. Speaker 4 (23:57) Hey, we got a shirt. I said almost. Almost. It's close. (24:06) Alright, stay with us. We'll get to some more stories here in just a bit. Jay Giles, centerfold on 100.3 KROQ. 100.3 KROQ, the Classic Rock Station. (24:20) Beer drinkers and hell raisers on a Thursday morning. Are we the beer drinkers or are we the hell raisers? Uh-huh. Or are we both? (24:33) Uh-huh. Okay. That's what I thought you'd go with. Speaker 5 (24:36) Hey speaking of beer drinkers and hell-raiser. Oh, I'm sorry I was ready for oh, yeah Apparently it sounds like the FCC is gonna crack down on some of these late-night shows and even the pew for not Giving equal airtime to Republicans Really? Yeah, so the Federal Communications Commission's tuned up pressure on major daytime and late-night talk shows, including The View and Jimmy Kimmel Live!, by saying these programs might have to give equal airtime to political candidates from both major parties. And that's because the FCC is now saying these shows, the interviews, with politicians, may not automatically count as, quote, bona fide news. (25:21) which had been the reason they didn't have to balance appearances before. Now, under the equal time rule in federal law, if a broadcast show lets one candidate use its platform, it has to offer the same opportunity to their rival. Now, the FCC's new guidance says talk shows can't assume they're exempt from this, and networks may have to file formal requests to prove they qualify. Interesting yeah, well kind of a little bit of the Swing, pendulum swing. Speaker 4 (25:54) You know, here's the thing. You've had some of these networks the last couple of years that go on and they make, they make these claims that are absolute slander. Like, well, Donald Trump was convicted of rape. Yeah. (26:09) Right? Well, now they've, they've been hit with civil lawsuits and paid tens of millions of dollars to Trump for saying that, and they still aren't getting the damn hint. So whether that's intentional or not, I mean, I don't know. I thought The View was getting canceled this next year, too. Speaker 5 (26:31) I didn't know The View was still relevant, if you want to be honest. Speaker 4 (26:35) Well, I'm not sure that it is, because that's why I thought it was getting canceled. Their viewership and audience was at an all-time low. But you know that's the thing, you're listening, you have these ladies in their 50s, 60s and 70s sitting around this desk that are multi-millionaires talking about how they are so How life is so unfair to them and how everyone is just terrible. Yeah, and they're a huge success in and of their own right. Speaker 5 (27:13) And the world's just keeping them down. Speaker 4 (27:15) I just get so tired of hearing about these righteous billionaires. Yep. It's so asinine. It just gets old. (27:26) Like LeBron James, he can dribble and dunk, but man, nobody's been hated on more in his life. Give me a break, man. You can dribble a basketball, you're a billionaire. What other country in this world could you have that? Speaker 5 (27:41) Can that be your title? Speaker 4 (27:43) And that's the only skill you've got. Speaker 5 (27:45) I mean, come on. Yeah, I'm I'm with you on that one. I mean it's it's there but hey, you know the view is the is the official show of the new Minnesota State bird No, really? Yeah You know what the new Minnesota State bird is. (28:07) Um Screaming Karen the blue-haired screaming liberal woman. Speaker 1 (28:12) Oh Speaker 5 (28:15) Is it a lady driving a Subaru? They're not as rare as they used to be. They're actually the opposite of extinction. Speaker 4 (28:23) They are no longer the endangered species. I don't think they ever were. They kind of multiplied like rats in the last decade. Speaker 5 (28:32) Pestilence, is that the right word? Speaker 4 (28:37) Yep. Alright, what do you say we take a break, come back, do the final half hour of the show, and then get ready for Friday? Sure. Okay, we're gonna do that. (28:46) It's the B-Team Morning Show, Skylar Black and Bobby Durell on 100.3 KROQ. Godzilla the Blue Oyster Cult on the Classic Rock Station, 100.3k rock. It's the B-Team Morning Show. Hey folks, we've got a couple local events coming up this weekend. (29:07) One at Third Planet Brewery in Niceville. The other is Grahfest up in Diffuniac. Parade, car show, food trucks, vendors, swing band and more. All happening at Grahfest in Diffuniac. (29:19) We've got all the details on a ton of local events on thebteamshow.com. Just click on that events tab. In Pittsburgh, or McPherson if you're listening this morning, got a story for you out of Pittsburgh. A man brought a full-sized $30,000 harp to the riverbank in Pittsburgh's Point State Park before disrobing and jumping in the river. (29:46) That's one way to do it. Yeah. Police are investigating if the man who was hospitalized, obviously for jumping in a frozen river, is the Harp's rightful owner. Strange. (30:00) Strange. Speaker 5 (30:01) Interesting, I would say. Speaker 4 (30:03) So you think it's Pittsburgh or Jim's cousin? Probably. I would imagine. Kind of sounds like something Pittsburgh would do. Speaker 5 (30:10) And it really does sound a little more Pittsburgh-esque. Speaker 4 (30:14) It does. Like take a harp to a park and jump in the water. Yep. Okay. (30:20) All right, one more tune before we get out of here. Speaker 5 (30:22) Except if it's Pittsburgh, I can see it as a mouth harp. Speaker 4 (30:25) It's 100.3k rock. Heaven's on fire because Why is it on fire? Speaker 5 (30:43) Well, I don't know. I don't know either. Speaker 4 (30:47) Looks like we are out of time, Bobby. Yeah. Time for us to go. Speaker 5 (30:52) i think uh... i think we're coming back tomorrow is that right do we need to work on friday something like that uh... yeah and i think it and get some more you know what that you cut out there yeah i know so i think it's a bowl on the street let's see if i can turn this mic up for some reason every time you go to finish what you're trying to say it just drops off i said bolt yeah apparently that's what i said uh... (31:19) huh Speaker 4 (31:19) All right, we are the B-Team Morning Show, saying bye. Bye. All right, thank you for dialing in. Thanks to our sponsors, including Okaloosa Gas, Stripes Pub & Grill, and Navarre. (31:34) outcast sushi. Yeah, there you go. Speaker 5 (31:36) Those guys. Speaker 4 (31:37) Those guys. Speaker 5 (31:38) You know, the ones that most recently paid a bill. Yeah, I know. Speaker 4 (31:44) Sorry. All right. I'm going to shut up before I just absolutely lose my mind here. So I'm Skyler Black. (31:49) He's Bobby Durrell. Get us on out. 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