Show Notes for Monday, May 11, 2026

Monday, May 11, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

College Grads Expect CEO Pay on Entry-Level Experience

WPTV— New college grads think they’ll start around $80k a year, but actual starting salaries average closer to $56k. Many also expect six figures within a decade—while reality keeps showing up with a much smaller paycheck.

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Remote Jobs Paying Real Money Without a Degree

NY Post— A new list highlights 20 remote jobs that don’t require a college degree, with many paying $50k or more. From bookkeeping to digital marketing and tech support, employers are increasingly valuing skills over diplomas.

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Virgin Mary Tattoo Sends Woman to the Hospital

WTSP— A Phoenix woman says a tattoo she got from an artist she found online led to a serious bacterial infection and a hospital stay. Doctors warn people to verify artists are licensed and using clean, sterilized equipment.

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Car Safety Systems May Protect Men Better Than Women

Study Finds— Researchers say women are far more likely to be injured in the same car crashes as men, partly because safety systems and crash-test dummies were historically designed around male bodies—not how most women are actually built.

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Florida Man Arrested for Drunk Drone Drama

The Smoking Gun— A Florida man allegedly flew a drone around a delivery driver’s car while intoxicated, then grabbed the driver’s phone and punched him. Police say the suspect thought he was being followed—but the “stalker” was just delivering food.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

May 11 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I keep wondering if friendships are actually necessary, or if I am just following what everyone says is normal.Social media makes it look like people have tons of close friends, and I do not.Should I be putting more effort into maintaining friendships, or is it fine to keep my circle very small?

Tiny Circle Shame Spiral
Friendship Audit Goblin

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Eat What You Want Day

<p data-id="e84fd7bd-3663-467a-87d0-0b7d44689739" id="e84fd7bd-3663-467a-87d0-0b7d44689739">Eat What You Want Day is that annual permission slip we don’t need, where everyone pretends the problem was a lack of authorization and not a lifetime of questionable decisions made in drive-thrus and break rooms. The rules are simple: if it fits in your mouth and your conscience is already on vacation, it counts. It’s not a holiday so much as a mirror held up to modern coping mechanisms, with frosting on it. So go on, celebrate—tomorrow you can go back to “being good,” which is just dieting with better PR.</p>

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