Show Notes for Friday, May 1, 2026

Friday, May 1, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

One-Third of Americans Say They’re in an Existential Crisis

StudyFinds— About 32% of Americans say they’re going through an existential crisis, with Gen Z hit the hardest. Money stress, uncertainty, and constant change are driving a mood many now simply describe as “stressful.”

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America’s Most Disliked States, Ranked

DailyMail— A new ranking shows Illinois, New Jersey, and New York topping the “most disliked” list—joined by West Virginia and California. High costs, politics, and quality of life issues are driving the frustration—even among residents themselves.

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Meth Lab Scare Shuts Down Michigan State Building

NY Post— A man was arrested at Michigan State after police found chemicals linked to meth production in his bags. No active lab was confirmed, but the scare shut down a campus building and forced exams to move.

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She’s Saying “I Do”… to Herself

NY Post— After a string of cheating relationships, an OnlyFans star says she’s done trusting others—and plans to marry herself in Ibiza, complete with a $20K dress and $25K ring. When love fails, just lock it down solo.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

May 1 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My family borrows money from me all the time and rarely pays it back. I feel taken advantage of, and I want it to stop without blowing up every relationship. What should I do?

Endless Loans Resentment Simmering
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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

May Day

<p data-id="b2307336-034c-458d-8c1b-ce886c2670d2" id="b2307336-034c-458d-8c1b-ce886c2670d2">May Day is that sweet little calendar prank where everybody pretends spring is a spiritual event instead of just the planet thawing out. You’ve got maypoles, flowers, and people dancing in circles like the rent isn’t due, plus a side hustle of “labor” history that shows up once a year to remind you your boss still isn’t your friend. It’s half pagan picnic, half political footnote, stapled together with ribbons and optimism. And if you think it’s absurd, good—now you’re paying attention.</p>

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