Show Notes for Monday, April 13, 2026

Monday, April 13, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Armament Museum Unveils Newest Exhibit

WEAR TV3— The Air Force Armament Museum at Eglin Air Force Base in Okaloosa County, Fla., recently revealed its latest exhibit: an F-15E Strike Eagle. The ceremony on Friday also honored Major General Robert Chedister, a former commander of the Air Armament Center, who passed away in 2022.

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Police Bust $1 Million Lego Heist

ABC12— Three California men were arrested after police say they stole more than $1 million worth of Legos using box trucks. Officers recovered the entire haul, leaving the suspects facing cargo theft and conspiracy charges—and a lot of explaining to do.

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Coachella Food Prices Hit Festival-Goer Wallets

DailyMail— Coachella fans say the real headliner might be the food prices. Coffee around $17, burritos near $23, and simple meals pushing $70 a day have people online calling the festival’s menu “criminal.”

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Dolly Parton Is The Most Favorable Popular American

NME— A new poll from the University of Massachusetts Lowell reveals that Dolly Parton is the most popular public figure in the U.S., with a rating of +65, well ahead of Taylor Swift's +3. Parton also surpassed political figures such as President Donald Trump, who scored -18, former President Joe Biden at -19, and former President Barack Obama, who had a +14 rating. The lowest score in the poll was attributed to Vladimir Putin, who received a -65.

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Plane Crash In Baker Injures Two

WEAR TV3— A pilot and his passenger were hospitalized following a plane crash in Baker, Fla., on Friday. According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office, the small aircraft crashed near Long Branch Farm Road after its engine failed, causing it to nose-dive onto private property. While the pilot managed to exit the plane, the passenger was trapped inside and had to be rescued. First responders reported that both men were alert and conscious after the crash.

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New Car Average Price Jumps To Nearly $50,000

WPTV— The average cost of a new vehicle is approaching $50,000—an increase of about 30% over the past six years—while monthly payments have risen to roughly $775, placing growing strain on middle-class buyers. Much of the surge is driven by automakers focusing on pricier SUVs and trucks, phasing out more affordable models, and adding advanced technology and safety features that push prices even higher. As a result, budget-friendly cars are becoming scarce, with vehicles under $30,000 now accounting for only about 13% of the market, a sharp decline from recent years. To manage costs, many buyers are extending loan terms to six or seven years, opting for used vehicles, or keeping their current cars longer, though even used car prices remain relatively high.

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McIlroy Wins Second Green Jacket

USA Today— Rory McIlroy delivered a dramatic finish at Augusta to win the 2026 Masters, closing at 13-under after a tightly contested final round. Despite early struggles off the tee and pressure from a surging Scottie Scheffler, McIlroy regained composure down the stretch, including a crucial late par save to secure the victory. Scheffler finished second at 11-under, while Cameron Young tied for third at 10-under. With the win, McIlroy completed the career Grand Slam—capturing the Masters, U.S. Open, The Open Championship, and PGA Championship—joining an elite group of golf legends including Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, Ben Hogan, and Gene Sarazen.

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Crestview Woman Arrested For Animal Neglect and Abuse

WEAR TV3— A 62-year-old Crestview woman, Karen Kroll, has been arrested by the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office and faces 22 counts of aggravated animal cruelty and 42 counts of animal cruelty following an investigation into severe neglect. Authorities say more than 70 animals—including dogs, two donkeys, and a pig—were found at her Auburn Road property in poor condition after a tip about her at-home rescue, Aussie and Me Animal Rescue. Deputies reported many animals lacked proper food and water and showed clear signs of neglect. The animals were removed on March 25 with assistance from the Panhandle Animal Welfare Society (PAWS), and a veterinarian determined they had suffered prolonged neglect causing significant harm. Evaluations revealed issues such as parasite infestations, heartworm disease, malnourishment, dehydration, untreated injuries, chronic conditions, and a donkey with painful hoof infections due to unsanitary conditions. All of the rescued animals are currently receiving care and treatment.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

July 12 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I feel inadequate when I scroll through social media and see my friends on amazing vacations while my life feels boring. How do I deal with the envy and stop feeling so behind?

Vacation Envy Spiral Panic
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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

National Make Lunch Count Day

National Make Lunch Count Day is that annual reminder that the sad desk sandwich you inhaled over your keyboard isn’t a meal, it’s a cry for help with mayonnaise. The premise is simple: treat midday like it matters—pack something real, step away from the screen, and stop pretending “coffee and regret” is a food group. It’s not here to fix your life, it’s here to expose how low your standards have gotten by 12:17 p.m. Play along today, because if lunch doesn’t count, buddy, neither do you.

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