Show Notes for Monday, March 16, 2026

Monday, March 16, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Destin Commons Evacuated On Sunday For Bomb Threat

WEAR TV3— Authorities in Okaloosa County responded to a bomb threat reported Sunday at the AMC Destin Commons 14, prompting evacuations and a request for the public to avoid the Destin Commons area while deputies investigated. As a precaution, people nearby were cleared from the immediate vicinity, traffic became backed up, and the 8th Annual Mac & Cheese Festival was canceled. After conducting a thorough search using explosives detection dogs and specialized units, the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office announced that Destin Commons was safe to reopen, though the theater would remain closed. Officials also noted that several jurisdictions across Florida received similar bomb threats that day, and investigations into the incidents were ongoing.

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Ironic and Tragic: Colorado Couple Dies At Same Intersection

USAToday— A Colorado man who died in a two-vehicle crash on March 2 had previously lost his wife in a separate accident at the same intersection two years earlier. His wife was killed in May 2024 while out for a run, prompting the man to begin attending city council meetings to advocate for the installation of a traffic light at the location, though one was never added. The man was later killed in a collision at that same intersection, and authorities have not issued any citations related to the crash.

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Walton County Busts Underage Spring Breaker House Party

Walton County Sheriff's Office Facebook Page— Sunday evening, Walton County Sheriff's Office posted this story to their Facebook page regarding a busted house party. LSU and Ole Miss fans will find this intriguing. Hottie Nottie. For those keeping score, LSU took an early lead, but Ole Miss was quick to tie it up on the eviction board. A group of spring breakers from Ole Miss were evicted late last night from a rental in Miramar Beach after Walton County Sheriff's Office responded to calls regarding a house party. When deputies arrived on Hollywood Street, they found the inside of the home trashed with beer cans and liquor bottles everywhere. By the time everything was cleaned up, it filled more than five garbage cans. George Goldston, 19, an Ole Miss student, was arrested for open house party and minor in possession of alcohol. No one inside the home was 21, and the person who rented the property wasn’t present. For the past several years, the Walton County Sheriff’s Office has worked closely with property management companies to identify rentals where renters turn into Rebels during Spring Break. Whether it’s loud parties, property damage, or dangerous behavior, evictions will leave you heading back to the Sip without your deposit and no refund. So here’s your friendly reminder: There’s no Hotty Toddy in a jail lobby.

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Amazon Adds "Sassy" Mode To Alexa

https://nypost.com/2026/03/13/tech/amazon-customers-hate-alexas-new-adults-only-sassy-voice/— Amazon announced a revamped version of its AI assistant, Alexa+, featuring a new “Sassy” mode designed for adults. The mode uses explicit language and may reference mature topics, while still providing helpful answers that include humor, sarcasm, and playful roasting of the user’s question. Users on TikTok have been sharing their experiences, with some saying the assistant jokingly judges them—such as when ordering candy—while others argue the world already has enough snark and would prefer straightforward responses. Amazon noted that despite the attitude, the feature will still avoid sexual content, hate speech, illegal activities, and personal attacks.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

August 23 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I am tired of being invisible at parties. If I have to become the most hated person there just to be noticed, what should I do?

Ignored Among Party Chatter
Velcro Social Ghost

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Act Happy Day

Act Happy Day is that special little calendar scam where we all agree to wear a grin like it’s a required safety vest and pretend everything’s fine because the date says so. It’s not about being happy; it’s about performing happy—smiling through your inbox, your errands, your existential dread, and your cousin’s “motivational” posts like you’re auditioning for a commercial you didn’t consent to. The rules are simple: act cheerful, spread the vibe, and if you feel nothing inside, congratulations—you’re doing it right. Stick around, because this holiday isn’t here to fix your life; it’s here to see how convincingly you can lie to yourself in public.

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