Show Notes for Friday, March 13, 2026

Friday, March 13, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Illegal Immigrants Indicted In Pensacola

WEAR TV3— In Pensacola, federal authorities reported that seven previously deported immigrants were indicted in February for allegedly reentering the United States illegally, while five others who had been indicted earlier were convicted the same month for being unlawfully present after prior removals. The five convicted individuals—originally from Mexico, El Salvador, and Honduras—had previously been deported between 2012 and 2018 and were later encountered in nearby counties such as Santa Rosa and Okaloosa during late 2025. The seven newly indicted defendants, from Honduras and Guatemala, were located in Escambia or Okaloosa counties in 2025 or early 2026 after earlier deportations ranging from 2010 to 2025; their cases are scheduled for upcoming court proceedings before federal judges in Pensacola. Illegal reentry after deportation carries a maximum penalty of two years in prison and a $250,000 fine, though two defendants face enhanced penalties of up to 10 years due to prior qualifying convictions. The investigations were conducted by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, including Homeland Security Investigations and Enforcement and Removal Operations, with assistance from several Florida law-enforcement agencies.

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Tooth Fairy Paying More Now Than Ever

Fox4News— In 2026, payouts from the Tooth Fairy increased again after a couple of years of smaller rewards, with a new survey showing the average amount left for a lost tooth rising 17% to about $5.84—the first increase since 2023. The Northeast United States reported the highest average payout at roughly $6.45, while the Midwest United States experienced the largest year-over-year increase. Children still receive the most for their first lost tooth, averaging around $7.17, about 23% higher than for additional teeth, and the survey also found that more families are leaving small gifts such as toys or notes alongside—or instead of—cash. Experts note that these Tooth Fairy payouts often reflect broader economic conditions, suggesting parents may be feeling somewhat more comfortable spending than in recent years.

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Restaurants Are Trending To Smaller Portions

AP— Restaurants across the U.S. are beginning to reduce portion sizes as diners become more mindful of both their budgets and their health. Major chains such as Olive Garden and The Cheesecake Factory, along with smaller independent eateries, are introducing “petite” menu options for customers seeking lighter meals, lower prices, or portions they can comfortably finish. One factor behind the shift is the rising use of GLP-1 weight-loss medications like Ozempic and Wegovy, which suppress appetite and are prompting some restaurants to design smaller, nutrient-dense dishes to appeal to those users. Experts say the trend is also driven by broader changes in dining habits, including younger consumers who snack more often, older adults who prefer lighter meals, and increasing concerns about food waste and getting good value when eating out.

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Advertising "Happy Endings" Is A Red Flag For Law Enforcement

Patch— A massage business in Mays Landing was shut down after authorities said it was allegedly being used as a front for prostitution. Investigators served a search warrant at Waterfall Therapy following reports of illegal activity, and two individuals were charged with prostitution and conspiracy before being released on summons. Police also noted that the business’s website referenced offering a “happy ending,” and the investigation remains ongoing.

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FL Man Sticks Thermos Inside His Own Bodily Cavity

Smoking Gun— A Florida man, Walter Frymire, whose arrest drew attention due to a bizarre incident involving a concealed thermos, has accepted a plea deal and been released from jail. Frymire pleaded no contest to charges including possessing a meth pipe and threatening a sheriff’s deputy, while prosecutors dropped a felony drug charge as part of the agreement. He had been in custody since his October arrest but was released after serving about five months of a 180-day sentence. The case became widely discussed after jail staff discovered a full-size thermos hidden inside his body during the booking process; authorities said no additional charges were filed over that discovery, and Frymire—who has an extensive criminal record—has now been freed as the case continues through the court system.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

April 9 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I keep trying to find a perfect work-life balance, but I always end up stressed and burned out. How do I make it sustainable?

Work Balance Anxiety Exhaustion
Burnout Hamster Royalty

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

K-9 Veterans Day

K-9 Veterans Day is the day we stop pretending only humans do the hard stuff and tip our hats to the dogs who served—tracking, searching, guarding, and occasionally making a liar out of some tough guy’s hiding spot. It’s equal parts respect and reality check: these animals went to work in chaos with a leash, a handler, and the kind of courage most of us can’t find without a GPS. You’re supposed to honor the service, remember the ones who didn’t come home, and maybe donate a few bucks instead of just posting a flag and calling it character. And yes, it’s a little absurd—because the world’s absurd—and somehow the dog still showed up and did the job.

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