Show Notes for Thursday, February 27, 2026

Friday, February 27, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Hillary Testified Yesterday - Bill To Testify Today

NY Post— Hillary Clinton testified Thursday before the House Oversight Committee in Chappaqua, New York, firmly denying that she ever met with Jeffrey Epstein, flew on his plane, visited his properties, or had any awareness of his sex-trafficking activities. In a prepared statement, she dismissed the Republican-led probe as partisan political theater and argued that attention should be directed toward President Trump rather than his political rivals. Bill Clinton is set to testify today, and records indicate he took 26 flights aboard Epstein’s private jet. Epstein's longtime girlfriend, Ghislaine Maxwell, was photographed with Hillary Clinton at her daughter, Chelsea's wedding.

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The DoorDash Test for True Love

YourTango— A viral “DoorDash test” claims you can measure love by whether your partner orders food for you after you say you’re not hungry. Sweet gesture or relationship trap? Either way, communication still beats mind reading every time.

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FL Kid Brings Martini To School In Lunch Box

DailyMail— A child in Florida unknowingly brought a canned lemon drop martini to school, leading local police to urge parents to carefully inspect lunchboxes before sending kids off for the day. The ready-to-drink cocktail—packed alongside typical snacks like chips—contains about 11–12% alcohol, roughly double the strength of many beers. In a lighthearted but direct Facebook post, the police department reminded parents to “CHECK. THE. LUNCHBOX.” and emphasized that, hectic mornings aside, alcoholic beverages don’t belong next to a PB&J. Authorities did not indicate whether any disciplinary action was taken, and online reactions ranged from amusement over the mistake to comments noting how easily the canned cocktail could be confused with flavored seltzer.

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Tampa Airport Has To Explain Joke To Idiots

WTSP— Tampa International Airport sparked online buzz after its social media account claimed it was “banning” passengers from wearing pajamas, jokingly calling pajama-clad travelers a “crisis” and urging the public to help keep the airport pajama-free. The tongue-in-cheek post left some people confused and irritated, unsure whether the policy was real. Later that day, airport officials clarified that there is no such ban and explained the message was meant as lighthearted satire to engage followers and tease ongoing debates about travel attire. They added that passengers are encouraged to dress comfortably and noted that similar humorous posts — including one about prohibiting Crocs — are part of their regular social media style.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

March 11 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My close friend is obsessed with conspiracy theories and it is taking over every conversation. They keep bringing up new claims and it is starting to affect our friendship and our social life. What should I do?

Dreading Every Deranged Theory
Tinfoil Bestie Wrangler

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Pokémon Day

Pokémon Day is that annual ritual where grown adults and sugar-fueled children alike gather to celebrate the moment a bunch of pocket monsters first escaped their cartridges and started living rent-free in our brains. It’s part nostalgia, part marketing, and part public proof that humans will form lifelong emotional bonds with anything that has big eyes and a catchphrase. The companies roll out announcements like they’re dropping classified intel, and everyone pretends this is normal behavior for a species that allegedly invented medicine. Don’t worry—this isn’t the joke yet, it’s just the runway where we watch dignity take a running start and miss the plane.

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