Show Notes for Friday, February 13, 2026

Friday, February 13, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Cardi B Shoots Off Her Mouth To Trump Admin.

People— Cardi B ignited controversy at the opening night of her Little Miss Drama Tour in Palm Desert when she told the audience that if ICE agents tried to enter the venue, “we’re gonna jump they asses,” adding that she had bear mace ready and declaring they weren’t taking her fans. The moment quickly went viral, prompting the Department of Homeland Security to respond on X by reposting the clip and sarcastically remarking that as long as she didn’t drug and rob their agents, it would be an improvement over her past behavior — a jab at her previous admission to drugging and robbing men. Cardi fired back by shifting the focus to Jeffrey Epstein, accusing critics of ignoring allegations about him and his associates drugging underage girls and questioning why people refuse to discuss the Epstein files.

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Check Your Washer For Cats Before Starting The Next Cycle

People— A woman unknowingly trapped her cat in the washing machine after it climbed inside for a nap without her realizing, and she only discovered the mistake when she heard what she described as intense screaming during the wash cycle. She quickly stopped the machine and pulled the cat out, and remarkably, the shaken pet survived and was taken to a veterinarian for evaluation. The frightening incident is now being circulated as a warning to pet owners to always check washers and dryers before turning them on, as curious cats seeking warm, enclosed spaces can easily slip inside unnoticed.

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Somebody's Been Watching "Roofman"

CBS News— A 45-year-old man from New York was arrested in the Florida Keys after authorities found that he had secretly broken into Sugarloaf Fire Station 10 and was living in the second-floor living quarters for about a week, using the building’s water and electricity before anyone noticed, authorities say. Deputies say he told them he was homeless and admitted to stealing a fire rescue shirt and shorts from the station; he was charged with burglary and theft following the discovery after a fire official alerted the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office to the trespasser.

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Neighbor Dispute in Crestview Involves Therapy Horses, a “Wolf” Dog, and a 1,300-Pound Pig

WJHG— A Crestview equine therapy nonprofit says it’s been battling an ongoing neighbor dispute involving a large dog—described by some as a wolf-dog hybrid—and a 1,300-pound pig that have allegedly wandered onto the property and frightened horses and clients. The neighbor disputes the claims, saying the dog is not part wolf and that fencing, GPS collars, and other precautions have been put in place. Animal control has issued citations and calls the dog a nuisance, not dangerous, but the disagreement continues as both sides say they just want a peaceful resolution.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

March 11 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My partner is constantly doing self-help programs, fitness plans, and wellness challenges, and it makes me feel behind and not good enough. How do I handle this without ruining the relationship, and is there a way to get them to slow down?

Drowning In Wellness Competition
Stressed Wellness Sidekick

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Skeptics Day International

Skeptics Day International is that magical time of year when folks pretend their trust issues are a virtue. One part eye-roll, two parts existential dread, it’s a celebration for anyone who’s been burned by a toaster, a politician, or a group chat promising “just a few drinks.” The official traditions include questioning authority, side-eying optimism, and whispering “I doubt it” at sunrise like it’s a prayer. Frankly, it’s the only holiday where the gift is your refusal to believe in it.

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