Show Notes for Monday, February 9, 2026

Monday, February 9, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Grounded by a Toilet and Nobody Wanted the Job

NY Post— A JetBlue flight sat for hours, then got canceled because a toilet was clogged with human waste and nobody would clean it. Two passengers even volunteered. Still no fix. Turns out the final boss of air travel is… a backed-up bathroom.

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Michigan Teacher Reaches 67 Years In The Classroom At Age 90

NY Post— A Michigan teacher who once taught Robin Williams, Courtney B. Vance, and Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer has earned a Guinness World Record for spending 67 years in the classroom. Beverly Hannet-Price, 90, was recognized as the longest-serving female language teacher after teaching thousands of students over a career that began in 1958 following her graduation from Albion College with a master’s degree in English, included teaching posts in Alabama and Florida, and continues today, fueled by a passion for education that has kept retirement off her mind; she was also present when Vance received his Hollywood Walk of Fame star in December.

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When TikTok Turns Your House Into a Riot

NY Post— A social-media invite turned a quiet California home into a 300-teen chaos zone—booze, drugs, trashed rooms, and cops everywhere. What looked like an ‘80s movie party ended like every modern one does: citations and regret.

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Wrong Order, Right to Bear Arms? Apparently

Yahoo— A St. Louis woman didn’t like her food, so she threw soup, tossed a chair, and fired a gun inside the restaurant. The order could’ve been fixed in five minutes—now she’s got charges that’ll last a lot longer than lunch.

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Latte in the Front, Lap Dances in the Back

NY Post— A Southern California coffee shop was serving cappuccinos up front and running a secret strip club in the back. Cops shut it down after complaints, proving once again that some people take “side hustle” way too literally.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

July 24 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

I keep ending up in relationships with people who show clear warning signs early on. Why do I keep falling for the wrong people, and how do I stop repeating this pattern?

Ignoring Red Flags Again
Captain Red Flag Magnet

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

National Poop Day

National Poop Day, for those of you still clutching your dignity, is the sacred Monday after the Super Bowl—the karmic price of chili cheese dip and emotional damage. It’s the unofficial bowel reckoning, when America collectively regrets every jalapeño popper and buffalo wing that seemed like a good idea at halftime. Some say it’s about digestive health awareness; I say it’s about consequences. Like most things in this country, it turns out even our plumbing has a holiday.

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