Show Notes for Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Wednesday, January 14, 2026

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Health Inspection Becomes A Crapshoot

City of Fort Walton Beach— Fort Walton Beach, Fla. – On January 13, 2026, at approximately 1228 hours, Officers responded to a battery that occurred at 139 Beal Parkway SE, Suite 102, identified as Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor. A Department of Health (DOH) Employee advised she was conducting a routine inspection when the employee became upset and started yelling at the inspector before attempting to force the inspector out of the business. When Officers attempted to detain the female employee, she began defecating towards Officers to evade arrest. Fang Wang was identified by Officers and arrest for Battery on Specified Official. This investigation was a follow up in relation to a search warrant previously served on this location when it was under the name Blue Bay Massage & Spa, New Magnolia Spa, and Classy Spa. Where Wang was present during each investigation. The Fort Walton Beach Police Department Special Investigations Unit is actively investigating this case in conjunction with the Department of Health, Fort Walton Beach Code Department, and Fort Walton Beach Fire.

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Secret Service Agent Assigned To VP Leaks Info

X— Investigative journalist James O’Keefe published footage alleging that a Secret Service agent assigned to JD Vance, Tomas Escotto, shared sensitive information with an undercover reporter, including details about Vance’s security arrangements, future travel plans, and images taken aboard Air Force Two during official travel. O’Keefe reported that Escotto, a Biden-era holdover who became a U.S. citizen in 2018, disclosed his political views, saying he voted for Joe Biden and opposed the Trump administration’s ICE policies. According to O’Keefe, the agent was subsequently placed on administrative leave and had his security clearance suspended.

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There's Drunk... And then, there's this!..

Yahoo— A Wisconsin man was arrested after deputies said he was driving while heavily intoxicated, swerving on the road before being pulled over and tested. Authorities reported his breath alcohol level measured 21 times higher than the legal limit applicable to him due to a prior drunk-driving conviction, and officers said he was so impaired that he was taken to the hospital before being booked into jail. He is now facing several charges, including another OWI, driving with a revoked license, and failing to comply with a court order requiring an ignition interlock device.

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Digging For Gold Can Hurt Your Brain

NY Post— Research is raising questions about whether the common habit of nose picking could have implications for brain health, as scientists explore a possible link to Alzheimer’s disease. Studies are examining how bacteria transferred by unclean fingers might travel from the nose to the brain along the olfactory nerve, potentially triggering inflammation and the formation of amyloid plaques associated with Alzheimer’s. In mouse experiments, the bacterium Chlamydia pneumoniae was shown to reach the brain through this pathway and cause changes resembling the disease, though researchers emphasize this is preliminary and does not prove nose picking causes Alzheimer’s in humans. While the theory has prompted discussion about nasal hygiene and repeated irritation or infection inside the nose, experts say more research is needed, and in the meantime, maintaining clean hands and avoiding frequent nose picking is a reasonable precaution.

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🏆 DewBob Prize for Dumbassery – Jan 13, 2026

OCSO Facebook Page— Tabitha “Meth Fairy” Keesey Navarre’s own travel-sized pharmacy When deputies stopped a woman for driving on a suspended license, they didn’t expect her to turn into a living episode of Breaking Bad: Pocket Edition. But Tabitha Keesey delivered — and then some. Scattered aluminum foil, cut straws, a hint of cocaine, and a digital scale were just the appetizers. The real main course was the meth buffet retrieved from her bra and… deeper regions. In total? Nearly 40 grams, parceled out like party favors from hell. She now resides in the Okaloosa County Jail, where I imagine she’s brainstorming new smuggling innovations using nothing but a tube of ChapStick and half a Tic Tac container. Congrats, Tabitha. You didn’t just break the law. You reinvented it in high-definition.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

January 24 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My partner is constantly on their phone during meals and date nights. I feel ignored and want to reclaim our time without starting a fight. What should I do?

Hungrily yours,
Notification Widow

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Caesarean Section Day

Caesarean Section Day—because nothing says “miracle of life” like a surgical exit strategy. It’s the annual celebration of sidestepping nature’s original design with a scalpel and a prayer, honoring the brave souls who saw the delivery room and said, “Nope, through the side door, thanks.” A day for moms, docs, and anyone who’s ever entered the world like a magician’s assistant: horizontal and slightly confused. Light a candle, raise a glass, and toast to the only birthday that starts with a curtain and ends with stitches.

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