Show Notes for Friday, December 5, 2025

Friday, December 5, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Steal a Chicken, Get a $100k Bill and 90 Days

Newser— A 23-year-old animal activist steals chickens, beats years in prison, and still lands 90 days plus a $102,548 tab to the poultry company—who’s donating it to a food bank, just to really underline who runs the barn.

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Motocross: Where the Kids Are the Crash Test Dummies

Newser— Motocross is now seven times deadlier than football for kids, but sure, let’s strap 8-year-olds to dirt bikes, line the track with trees, skip medical staff, and act shocked when the ambulance is the real finish line.

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Congratulations, You Butchered Every Name on TV

Newser— Babbel’s year-end report basically says nobody can talk. From “Louvre” to “acetaminophen” to politicians’ names, anchors spent 2025 proving we’ll argue about everything except how to say the words coming out of our own mouths.

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Tara Reid, One Drink, and a 911 Mystery

TMZ— Tara Reid ends up in a wheelchair, slurring through a 911 call, then swears she only had one drink and was drugged. Cops say the footage doesn’t back that up, so now everyone’s waiting on hospital tests to pick a side.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

January 24 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

My office is having its annual holiday potluck today, and I’m already stressed. A few coworkers always show up empty-handed, some bring the saddest store-bought trays imaginable, and one person insists on telling everyone why they “can’t eat any of this.” How am I supposed to deal with the chaos politely?

Overwhelmed Pitiful Peacemaker
Misty Crocker

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Bartender Appreciation Day

Bartender Appreciation Day is that sacred annual tradition where we pretend the person who’s been silently judging your drink choices for a decade suddenly needs your validation. It’s like Valentine’s Day for people who flirt with emotional collapse and garnish it with a lime. One day a year we tip extra, say “you’re a real one,” and act like we didn’t spend the other 364 treating them like a vending machine with booze. It’s performative gratitude, shaken — not stirred — with the guilt of a thousand unpaid tabs.

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Events We Mentioned

Community events we talked about on the show

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Winter Wonderland

Dec 12, 12:00 PM - Dec 13, 11:00 PM

NWFL Fairgrounds

FWBFD Cruze Thru Toy Drive

Dec 13, 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM

5 Hollywood Blvd, Fort Walton Beach

Holiday On The Harbor Boat Parade

Dec 14, 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Destin Harbor

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Destin Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Destin

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Niceville Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Nicevile