Show Notes for Thursday, December 4, 2025

Thursday, December 4, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

Trump Pardons Texas Democrat Accused Of Bribery

Breitbart— President Trump on Wednesday pardoned Texas Democratic Rep. Henry Cuellar and his wife, Imelda, from a federal bribery and conspiracy case, arguing that they were targeted by a “weaponized” justice system. Trump claimed on social media that the couple faced prosecution because Cuellar criticized President Biden’s immigration policies, praising the congressman for opposing “open borders” and accusing Biden of retaliating against them for “speaking the truth.” The charges had alleged that the Cuellars accepted payments to help advance the interests of an energy company linked to Azerbaijan and a Mexican bank, including influencing legislation and delivering a pro-Azerbaijan speech in Congress. Cuellar has maintained that he and his wife are innocent.

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Drunk Trash Panda Turns Liquor Store Into Dive Bar

Brobible— A raccoon falls through the liquor store ceiling, smashes bottles, does $250 in damage, chugs the evidence, and passes out in the bathroom like it just closed down karaoke night.

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Man Claims Mouse Bit Him In Movie Theater

KXXV— At a Cinemark theater in Waco, a moviegoer expecting a quiet evening instead felt a mouse run up and bite his arm during the film, startling him and alarming other patrons who said they had seen rodents darting between seats. Many audience members quickly left, with some deciding to avoid the theater afterward. The Waco-McLennan County Public Health District has since launched an investigation into the infestation, while the theater says it has increased its pest-control measures and cleaning efforts — though the incident has left many locals more cautious about returning.

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Apparently You Need Batman to Notice a Pregnant Lady

PsyPost— On a normal subway, only 38% give up a seat for a pregnant woman. Add one silent Batman in the corner and kindness jumps to 67%. Turns out we could do the right thing anytime—we’re just waiting for a cape to shame us.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

January 24 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

– My group chat has one friend who derails every conversation with random memes, 4-minute voice messages, and unrelated drama. The rest of us are losing our minds. How do we get the chat back on track without starting a war?

FearfulFalteringAtLife
Overrun by Notifications

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Santa's List Day

Santa’s List Day, December 4th, is when the jolly home invader allegedly finalizes his naughty-or-nice spreadsheet—because nothing says Christmas magic like surveillance-based morality. It’s the one day a year parents pretend their threats have legal precedent, and kids suddenly act like guilt-ridden politicians in an election year. Somewhere between elf labor violations and cookie-based bribery, we’re all just cosplaying innocence for an imaginary auditor in a red suit. But sure, let’s teach ethics via a man who reverse-burgles your living room if you’ve been sufficiently tolerable.

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Events We Mentioned

Community events we talked about on the show

FWBFD Cruze Thru Toy Drive

Dec 13, 9:00 AM - 2:00 PM

5 Hollywood Blvd, Fort Walton Beach

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Winter Wonderland

Dec 12, 12:00 PM - Dec 13, 11:00 PM

NWFL Fairgrounds

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Destin Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Destin

Holiday On The Harbor Boat Parade

Dec 14, 5:00 PM - 8:00 PM

Destin Harbor

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Niceville Christmas Parade

Dec 13, 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Nicevile