Show Notes for Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

What We're Talking About

The news we couldn't ignore if we tried

America Finally Reads the Fine Print on College

NBC News— 63% of voters now say a four-year degree isn’t worth the bill, including folks who already bought the t-shirt. Tuition soared, debt exploded, and the old “safe bet” is starting to look like a very expensive lottery ticket.

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Handcuffed Man Sets 2 Guiness World Records

NY Post— Michael Moreau, a 49-year-old New Yorker and former high school and college swimmer, set two Guinness World Records by completing a 28.5-mile circumnavigation of Manhattan—up the East River and through the Hudson—while handcuffed in under 10 hours, earning titles for the longest open-water swim in handcuffs and for being the first and fastest person to circle the city’s waterways in shackles, a challenge he pursued to try something new.

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Stealing From Robots and Calling It “Inflation”

WPTV— One in four shoppers now treat self-checkout like a suggestion box, blaming inflation while “forgetting” to scan. Almost half get caught, proving the machines may be dumb—but the cameras aren’t.

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Threesome Romp Busted In FL Winn-Dixie Parking Lot

WSVN— Three people in Florida were arrested after customers spotted them having sex in a Winn-Dixie parking lot in broad daylight and called police; officers arrived to find the intoxicated trio still engaged in the act, leading to charges of disorderly intoxication and exposure of sexual organs, and revealing that the woman involved had been arrested for a similar incident just three months earlier.

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Sabrina Carpenter Clashes with White House Over ICE Video

— Sabrina Carpenter blasted the White House for using her hit “Juno” in an ICE raid video, calling it “evil and disgusting.” Officials fired back with a statement referencing her lyrics while defending the deportation message.

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Ask Uncle Bobby

Bad advice for good people.

As heard on the B-Team Morning Show

Each weekday, some poor soul writes in for help. Uncle Bobby gives them the worst advice we can legally put on the air.

January 24 · Today's Letter

Dear Uncle Bobby,

 One of my coworkers only speaks in motivational quotes and corporate clichés. No matter what happens, they respond with something like “Teamwork makes the dream work!” or “There’s no traffic on the extra mile!” How do I handle this without losing my mind?

Endless Quote Machine
Hope Betterman

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Today's Holidays

Celebrate the weird stuff. We do.

Holiday #1 of 4

Let's Hug Day

Let’s Hug Day is that magical 24-hour span where strangers are encouraged to invade your personal space under the flimsy banner of emotional generosity. It’s like Valentine’s Day got drunk, lost its wallet, and decided boundaries were optional. The idea is simple: wrap your arms around another human and pretend it’s not weird, awkward, or possibly a misdemeanor. Personally, I celebrate by hugging my regrets and spooning a bottle of bourbon.

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